/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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/fr/

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/pinkhairedsluts/

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Stray cat at my apt building had kittens

>>75992732
>Pirate game
>car game
>south park butthole
>south park iphone game
>elijah wood game about minds
>far cry 5 white genocide
>MULTI-ETHNIC MULTI-CULTURAL animal game

And that's pretty much it i guess

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>>75992836
[very loud beeping]

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What are you doing with your life?

Denmark answer me.

>>75992901
any goofs/gaffs/flubs?

*devours feces*

haha I was lying about going to McDonald's suckers

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>>75992900
my dog had the same cushion

>>75992836

bonjour

>>75992912
He is a Canadian with a proxy

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>>75992908

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>>75992912
I SAID i'm studying uni and i don't like what i'm studying

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>>75992955
whatcya studyin?

>>75992901

You forgot Mario XxX Minions

>>75992943
check /v/, /pol/ is literally going ape shit over the new game

>>75993018

it doesnt look terrible

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>>75992960
Bonsoir

WHERE IS JADEEEEE

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Do I say things because they are true or are they true because I say them?

>>75993053

A quelle heure est-ce en France?

I wish a nigga would help a middle-class suburbia kid find a job I wanna live the wagie life again

>>75993048
>>75992803
I'm very confused right now

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>>75993183
>tfw no more work friends

>>>/v/380128086

>>75993172
23h55, I must sleep but I don't want to

guess it says something about me that I didn't notice the language. I really did think you were complaining about the cheeky attitude, not the words per se. And I see the cheeky attitude as present in the original.

All the swearing really did was tell me this is not for young kids.

People act like swearing implies that something is dumb. While I see that point of view, it can also imply that it's aiming at an older audience, which means it should respect my intelligence more than, say, the usual Mario game plot aimed at toddlers. It's a good message to send when the game stars anthropomorphic animals, and could otherwise be a baby game.

>>75993206
the woman presenting beyond gae2 said that it was multi-ethnic, mult bla bla game and /pol/ is chimping out in /v/.

It's pretty funny tbqh

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>>75993206
wut

what should I do for 2 hours until the sony conference

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>>75993448
masturbate to anime

>>75993448
read a book

>>75993448
don't masturbate to anime

>>75993002
economics and business administration and u?

>>75993501
>>75993518

hmmmmmmm

>>75993508

reading's for nerds

what time is the sony confveve?

>>75993585

5 PM Best coast time

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>reading's for nerds

>>75993585

8 PM Real world time

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>>75993518

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I will play videogames
bye

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Found a photo that represents all the independent business entrepreneur type women

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>leastern standard time

>>75993385
>>75993391
>prerendered trailer
>BANG BANG MUVAFUGGA
>vast and seamless online playground
>Ubisoft Montpellier will be developing the game alongside its community of fans
>will be developing
Is this a kickstarter?

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>>75993757

we dont know

>>75992912
Studying and spending time with me gf

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>>75992912
>>75993547
ANSWER ME

*sharts*

https://clyp.it/jwixetqu

I never watch those /v/ expos, it's always cringy and they are trying too hard

>>75994106
Why does this bother that one anon so much?

I bought a fidget spinner today

>was a turbo normie in highschool
>on the baseball team
>could have had any girl I wanted
>only girl I've ever been with is my next door slightly chubby neighbor because she had big tibbies, red hair, and brown eyes. My favorite combo

>>75994129

we watch it for the memes and the very rare good game announcement

>>75994146
Either he has a sharting problem for real or he has autism

after a great deal of pondering i've concluded that i want a gf

I'll never get over this girl /cum/. It's been so long, but I still think about her every single day. At least thinking about her isn't accompanied by so much pain anymore.

How do I get over this girl?

>>75994219
I think it's a sharting problem

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>>75994058
i study engineering and geology

>>75994195
>tfw I was a stud my freshman year of high school
>I didn't do anything about it
>switch schools and became a autism with no prospects

I had a gf for a while in college, but that's over now.

>>75994242

Find another girl. There's billions of them, m8. There's a 100% there's thousands of girls just like her or better

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>Tfw you're the defacto chad at work because everyone else is either gay or married
It's nice having cute girls give me attention
I like talking to cute girls. I'd rather talk to a cute girl I have no chance with than an uggo that's right up my alley desu

>>75994185
I almost grabbed one yesterday when I saw it for $10 at a convenience store. I'm still holding off that autistic urge though.

>>75994328
But every girl I meet is either a hippy or annoying in some other way. I'll just keep trying I guess.

>>75994358
i got mine for 4 euros
get one. its cheap so, why not?

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>>75994185
I saw you post that in Balk already >>75984355
/cum/ is the OC general.

>>75994416
Because I'm also fairly poor and that's an entire meal. So I either eat, or play with an autistic toy.

>>75994416

t. fidget spinner salesman

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>>75994419
CANADA.... don't be mean

>>75994419
i posted it first in /hell/ though
are you leafbay?

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>>75994310

I'm still with her to this day, and I graduated HS in 2012. She's been my best friend since 8th grade. Most people in this thread will never know how that feels

>>75994419
/Brit/ was around way before /cum/.

I remember when /cum/ first started, I was one of the guys saying it was a retarded /Brit/ clone.

>>75994505
I was here like a year ago

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What is your opinion on Game of Thrones?

>>75994497
Yeah, you're right. I knew my ex since 8th grade but we weren't really friends until sophomore year, and we didn't start dating until the end of junior year. Then we broke up halfway through sophomore year of college.

Why do girls let college change them so much?

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I made the first /cum/ thread

Worked at a house right outside the projects today

Shocking amount of [drug dealers] cruising around in late model BMW's/Cadillacs/Mercedes and not paying rent or a mortgage + apparently not having a job to be at.

Seriously, there were more nice cars in the projects than the middle class neighborhood I grew up in

>>75994558

quinessential brainlet/pleb/reddit-core

>>75994558
guilty pleasure. It's well produced but that's about it

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>>75994473
I do as I wish ""dane""
>>75994488
No diasporafags are cancer please keep him.
>>75994505
Do you not know what OC means?

>>75994505

Credit where it's due, no one thought /cum/ would last. There were a bunch of north america generals tried before this one. Only because of it's dumb name too

>>75994558

BEST TV SHOW EVER

>>75994604
>do you know what OC means
I read it as OG desu.

>>75994614
Remember when they were trying to push /Anglo/? I kind of miss those threads.

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>>75994281
>>75994058
w-what do you think

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>>75994674
/brit/ has become a stupider version of Anglo now

>>75994570

Beats me, we went to community college together because we're dumdums

>>75994786

>has become

>>75994614
>There were a bunch of north america generals tried before this one
They would just devolve into silly fucking state vs state bullshit usually dominated by Texas vs California vs Florida. They weren't going to survive

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>>75994785
Sounds nice...... you study rocks?.....

Tbqh i was also thinking of studying geology or geography but decided something else

>>75994872

so was /cum/ when it first started. Then statefags got bored and only true autists remained

>>75994497
Most people in the world don't know how that feels, good thing most of us will never know the crushing separation that comes with a large majority of these relationships.
Best of luck to you, though, anon :^)

Hey Mexicans, spic in the US, here.

I found out that my parents are from Durango and Chihuahua. What can you guys tell me about these states?

>>75994929
You're right. It's like my future has been killed. She was supposed to mother my children, we were supposed to graduate together and move to wherever my degree took me. Now I'm poor, single, and a drop out.

>>75994928
>and only true autists remained
Welcome back

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https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P790005-1028_e.html

https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/1978GENEVA04726_d.html

https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/P750054-1939_b.html

https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/16/1696345_fwd-fwd-analytical-and-intelligence-comments-critical.html

https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/19/1975381_-ct-huh-mysterious-vortex-warned-is-creating-global-weather.html

https://www.google.com/patents/US20060145019

https://www.google.com/patents/US3675879

http://www.hutchisoneffect.com/PhotoGallery/Documents/DOD/DODIssue000.pdf

AYY LMAO

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>geography

>>75994558
Never watched it before desu

>>75994786
>red white blue
one fucking job mate

>>75995075
>burger on vacation in leafland

>>75995075
>>75994785
Just pulling your leg cana.
As long as you enjoy what you are studying then it's cool. I like it.
I'm not enjoying it. but i will try and find something i like

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New Metro game

Quite the news

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nap time

should I play FF7, CTR, or SMB2

>>75995187
ctr

>>75995159
Never played those games. Is it worth picking up 2033?

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>tfw I will never work at NASA because I'm not American.

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>>75995187
FF14

>>75995290
Isn't NASA full of pajeets?

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>when cana doesn't respond anymore to you

>>75995289
Definitely, although I'd pick the redux version since it's a little bit more polished

>>75995432
just drop the proxy and respond yourself

>>75995350
ur a pajoot

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>At the Shakespeare in the Park's performance of Julius Caesar, Caesar is shown as a trump-looking man in a business suit, who is eventually stabbed to death by women and minorities.
What did they mean by this?

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>>75995474
kek

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>>75995432
sry justing thinking about how my life is fucked

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>>75995541
w-why?

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Fucking idiot

>>75995289
Yeah, the visual presentation is exceptional and the lore is very good. Also, the game itself is decent (it's an FPS with a few on-rail sequences like older 2000s games).

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>>75995598
idk maybe i need to see my therapist

haven't seen him in a couple months

>>75995503
wtf i hate klompf now

>>75995606
overclocking is such a meme

/cum/ recommend me a good Warband mod

>>75995766
Anno Domini 1257

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Got an interesting piece of garbage from one of those bath bomb things

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i think it'd be neat to go to anime expo but it's so expensive for the whole trip

>tfw no bath bomb vest to run around in the rain with

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thoughts?

>>75995887
why do you even want to...

>>75995934
What game is that? Looks kind of like that Crash Bandicoot racing game but I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.

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>>75995678
good luck cana
i luv u

>>75995973

thats exactly what it is

>>75995973
It is, that nostalgic font

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>>75995959
because i have nothing else going on in my life and getting away to have fun for a few days would be nice

>>75995803
I decided on The Last Days of The Third Age [spoiler]so i can be a cute elf[/spoiler]

>>75995887
>tfw will never fuck con sluts

How do you call a gangster with cancer?

A cancster.

>>75996049
What do you call a black Vietnamese guy?

Vinegar

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>dutch humor

What do normbie wagies do with their 15 days of vacation per year
foreign countries scare me a bit

>>75996018
you would have fun though if its your thing. little tokyo is within walking distance from the convention center so there's always a crowd to keep you not lonely

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the alcohol store is open till 9pm.

what beer should i buy, i feel like shit im getting drunk.

>>75995986
Oh
>>75995991
The font is exactly why I thought it was that

>>75996063
Nice

Jesus died for my sins

>>75996100
People here go to California, Hawaii, or the Gulf Coast

>>75996113
have you considered taking drugs?

>>75996161
id become a drug addict

>>75996100
No cash option?

>>75996156

but I thought Texans hates us

>>75996113
la fin du monde

>>75996147
exactly so we can live life to the fullest and not suffer

>>75996167
well the hangovers are less worst tbqh

>>75996156
sounds horrible

>>75996169
don't know probably not

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>>75996108
i really would like to but it would cost a whole lot of money i don't really have
a plane ticket is $300~
4-day badge is $90
hotels would be the real killer with the closest one in walking distance being $145 a night
plus I'd need a taxi from airport to hotel and then vice versa
really bums me out desu

>>75996170
If I had two nukes I would bomb Austin and Houston (after I took my family out of Austin)

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>What kind of cut you want senpai?
>Give me the "roleplay as someone who isn't balding" please

>>75996286
Texas can't be that bad desu

>>75996313
Austin and Houston aren't part of Texas

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This is peak performance.

>>75996170
Also by "here" I meant America

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i don't get the whole "well done steaks are bad meme"

rare steaks are chewy and have no flavor, it's gross

>>75996459
Do you smother them in ketchup also mr zlumpf?

kys leaf

>>75996459

its a steak with all the juice and flavor grilled out of it, leaving a disappointing piece of leather on your plate

>>75996488
no

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Blue rare or bust

>>75996492
i don't cook it to the point that its dry and burnt

also >flavor grilled out
raw meat has very little flavor compared to cooked

I like my chicken and pork medium rare too

son of a bitch, why did you guys tell me there was a new episode of Twin Peaks

*grills a steak until it becomes a piece of leather*
*smothers it in cheap hot sauce*
Aawwww yeah nigga dis gud as fuk nigga da wypipo aint never ayte gud food nigga

didnt*

>>75996555
no one "grills it til it's a piece of leather" it's just cooked through

>>75996283
the convention center is near three train routes, four if you consider the little tokyo station a little further away. so you can find cheap hotel or airbnb or hostel outside of downtown for cheaper. thats the red and purple line (subway lines), and gold and expo (light rail lines)

heck, you can even stay in koreatown, which is pretty much where you want to be if you like late late night stuff. lots of 24/7 cafe and nightlife unlike the rest of the city.... plus just stay at hostels, will cut that down by $100 a night

theres a free bus you can take that will drop you from LAX to the expo light rail line, which you can then take to DTLA. $1.75 one way, with free transfers within 2 hours. $7 day pass... cheapest way.. or uber. city let uber drivers pick up at LAX recently

>>75996592
kys welldone brainlet

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What does poop actually taste like?

>>75996555
Trips of truth

>>75996614
Why don't you taste some of your own?

>>75996584
didn't*

1/2 an hour, buds

>>75996623
You're trash.

>>75996614
similar to the food it was prior to digestion

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>>75996602
this is very valuable information
I don't know anything about riding buses or taking trains though so that could be a problem

>>75996623
I like this photo too

mmm
why do i feel so tired lately
specially at the gym

dont feel like lifting anything

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>>75996672
why my best american friend

>>75996732
Lack of sleep and/or poor diet

Fun science fact: more of your body weight is made of bacteria than your own cells.

I'm brave

>>75996757

that wasnt very fun at all

>>75996614
From a reputable source (CNN) it tastes exactly like chips ahoy soft baked cookies

On sale this week only at your local Walmart

>>75996756

maybe this, not eating good lately.
i actually feel bloated lmao.

>>75996752
Not him but how many times do you fap a day

Fun fact: The cause of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is unknown and infants have a 1 in 1,000 chance of dying from it. There is absolutely no known way to prevent it so there's always a chance your baby is randomly die

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>>75996835
idk 6/7 days of the week

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>Fun fact: The cause of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is unknown and infants have a 1 in 1,000 chance of dying from it. There is absolutely no known way to prevent it so there's always a chance your baby is randomly die

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>"is randomly die"
>tfw retarded

>>75996837

where is your gf family from

i know mexico but what part

BUBBLES POPPING

AND A LIPSTICK KLEENEX

>>75996752
Posting lewd pictures in wrong.

>>75996917
Why do you want to know?
>>75996913
Why didn't my flag appear here?

>>75996938
I finally get it.

>>75996945

someone posted a pic of her and me an another mexicanon said mexico city or around that part

and i feel strongly about that, she looks like a chilanga.

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>>75996892

>tfw watching agent cooper is retarded: the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ScOCIkXvKs
cute

>>75996979
I think her mom is from Mexico City and her dad is from Tamaulipas

>>75997008

getting a bit tired of mr jackpots, tbqh

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want a cute mestiza gf

Hey /cum/, post a picture of your birth certificate.

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want a cute WHITE gf

*sharts*

in the wild, human males with no gf would have probably been killed by chad, or starved by being excluded from a tribe

but in modern society, we are forced to remain allive and suffer

>>75997076
Fantastic post.

>>75997063
sure but i accidentally took a picture of my SIN card too, is that ok?

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>75997076
this

>>75997104
sure, 4chan will automatically blur out the digits

>E3 stream freezing

reeeeeeee

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>>75997063

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>Why yes, I do watch E3

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>Lafayette's Wikipedia article in english is longer than in the one in french

What is the city, less racist, less xenophobic and more tolerant in the United States?

>>75997140
sauce?

>>75997170
Detroit.

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>>75996757

>>75997076
great post my dude

>>75997170
Portland or Seattle

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>yanks

FUCK OFF YANKS REEEEEEEEEEE

hi

>>75996698
trains here are seen as the cool things to do, so you have all sorts of people taking them here. rich, young, poor depending on your line your taking. some lines passes thru some expensive area to live in. there's kiosk/ticket machine in front of each station for you to buy a ticket/tap card. buy card, select either 1 way with 2hr free transfers or $7 day pass. use card to tap these machines. enter train. pretty easy to do, plus theres usually an intercom button you can press if you need help or can just ask whoevers nearby. some stations still go on the honor system where theres no turnstiles.

2bh, the subway/light rail is hands down your best way to travel around the city since its cheap and more often than not a lot faster than driving, and itll let you go to most of the tourist hotspots (hollywood, santa monica, DTLA with little tokyo nearby, pasadena, sawtelle aka japantown/little osaka.. yes we have two weeb central here in LA)

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>>75997170
Portland!

Come to Portland!

is this an invasion?

FUCK OFF, BRITS

wahey lads on tour

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>>75997192
thanks pooman

*slams the door open*
*kicks the head off the first yank i see*
let this serve as a lesson... STAY IN YOUR OWN THREADS....
*spits on the floor and leaves*

>>75997188
>Trump talking about science
um, just no

>englishmen
gb2/bed

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>>75997221
2bh, the subway/light rail is hands down your best way to travel around the city since its cheap and more often than not a lot faster than driving, and itll let you go to most of the tourist hotspots (hollywood, santa monica, DTLA with little tokyo nearby, pasadena, sawtelle aka japantown/little osaka.. yes we have two weeb central here in LA)
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>>75997170
Portland!

Come to Portland!
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Anonymous 06/13/17(Tue)00:51:40 No.75997221
is this an invasion?
Anonymous 06/13/17(Tue)00:51:42 No.75997222
FUCK OFF, BRITS
Anonymous 06/13/17(Tue)00:51:42 No.75997223
wahey lads on tour

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>>75997040
Not sure about this new gimmick

>>75997219
why does he have womanly thighs?

>>75997164
Lafayette named his son George Washington

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Raid this, cum cunts.

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>>75997090
WHY ARE WE HERE

THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

>>75997194
>>75997216
>>75997253

Every time i ask usa.

They always mention portland.

Why Portland?


Soccer, Portland.


A beautiful place, Portland


A tolerant city, Portland

literally me right now at this moment

http://www.worldstarhiphop com/videos/video.php?v=wshhyiw10qvjAym8L8K4

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*spritz spritz*

>>75997283
uR mums a port hahahaha

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>>75997215
my biggest concern is that I'd get lost trying to take one desu
i've never taken a train or bus in my life
but finding out that i could save quite a bit of money with hostels or airbnb has made me want to go even worse now
i'm very heavily considering it now

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hehe muricuns

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>>75997255
Jodhpurs are part of the uniform

>>75997283
Its just a good place all around, unless your conservative

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ah yes..... /cum/....

I'm going to spank you, you realize that right?

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>>75997283
go to portland. go to powells

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>>75997283
Stop questioning me.

Just come to Portland

/brit/s giving some life back to /cum/
good lads

*urinates on a picture of elizabeth*

>>75997330
But Portland isn't even in Clackamas

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>i've never taken a train or bus in my life

ive never seen a vagina irl

Gonna watch the Yankees game tonight, m8s

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>>75997321
Thanks for the info my man, have some thighs

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>>75997354
people just didn't take buses where i lived in ohio and there were no commute trains

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>Bankees fans

Public transit is for poor people, degenerates and other bottom feeding scum

>>75997349
I pretty much live on the border of my city and Portland.

>>75997365
Neither has most of /cum/.

are the warriors going to choke for a second year in a row?

Yankees, more like Wankees, amirite?

>>75997365
i had to pay to see the a woman naked for the first time

and it wasnt even a hooker

>>75997399

delet this

>>75997363
Love it, tanks for sharin

Y*nks are scum tbf

>>75997307
>>75997323
>>75997329
>>75997330
>>75997349


Would Portland, Oregon really be my ideal city in the United States?

I like soccer

I am very fan of the major league soccer (MLS)


I hate racism


I like to be surrounded by people from different countries and origins


And I'm good people


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland,_Oregon

>>75997388
Can you tell me about the Rangers? I don't care about professional baseball but might watch if it they're any good.

cliffy b is a bigg dude

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>Tfw blankposting

>>75997462
Yes, Portland is perfect for you

>>75997464

theyre not very good. They usually make it to the postseason, but they always manage to collapse in hilarious, memeworthy ways

the astros are currently on the up and coming

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Stop training the Costa Rican AI

>>75997470
SHUT THE FUCK UP MEXICUNT

>>75997498
Shan't be supporting anything to do with Houston

>>75997462
Racism in Portland was made up by the washington post and cnn because some lunatic stabbed a few people. Portland is the ideal city.

antifa isn't so bad

>>75997539

why is the bear in the back almost as tall as the entire walmart

>>75997308
its actually really simple. theres guides/helpers for you in the airport. bus to the train line would be hardest part since there's lots of buses around (hotel, parking lot, city buss, lots), just have to read up on what area they pick up and will drop you off to the light rail line. pretty much homework to do thats done in five mins. then its a single ride straight to downtown. then from there you connect to the other train line where your hostel/airbnb is. its really simple, honestly... plus theres a hotline where you can call the metro hq to ask them for help and they'll help you out.. but its really simple 2bh

there's the USA hostel smack down in the middle of hollywood thats usually $50ish a night. its right across from the LA gay and lesbian center, so go there and get tested using for free while youre at it and then go enjoy slutty h'wood

here's some hw done for you

>http://www.usahostels.com/locations/hollywood/room-details/

>http://www.lawa.org/welcome_lax.aspx?id=1878

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>>75997568
He's a big guy

i have 77 days

>>75997600
I've 538

I can't stop drinking water and pissing like a diabetic because of this heat

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今天是好日子

>>75997678
>>75997678
>>75997678
>>75997678
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