the todd is near edition
Spoke my own name and spooked myself
>>75985689
FUCKING
BUY
THE
VR
Too hot today buddies
>>75985746
BUT IT'S NOT SO FUCKING HOT TO BUY MY FUCKING GAMES BITCH
the gf
Do you want to be 175 pounds of flabby loser or hardened muscle?
Can't believe I was hoping for a remastered New Vegas
www.falloutnewvegas.com
WOW BUY HIS GAME
>>75985807
Beth*sda is way too salty still. The money will be right for them to swallow their pride eventually.
>>75985801
Neither
I wish to be 175 pounds of grape jelly as then I will no longer have to suffer the cruelty of life and can instead spend the rest of my days content in knowing I will provide many a child with the satisfaction of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>>75985852
OBSIDIAN?
I'LL KILL YOU
>>75985908
click on the link
>>75985900
inanimate objects feel nothing your choice is akin to suicide
despacito
>>75985948
what does chulo mean
>>75985922
whew, you shouldnt get me worked up like that
lets all buy Fallout4 and its DLC while we calm down
>>75985948
Stop
>>75985942
The satisfaction is one I would feel prior to the transformation, moreover suicide is nowhere near as preferable to being made into a sweet jelly so that your death will have some purpose
In this instance the purpose of feeding the hungry
>>75985981
pimp
>>75985981
handsome, but it can also means pimp
>>75986003
i have a feeling you're lying to me
I get called that at work but im pretty sure it means gay
When I die I want my skin to be fashioned into a coat and given to a homeless man as his only garment
>>75985942
>inanimate objects feel nothing
prove it
I'm thinking of buying a fleshlight or some other sex toy
>>75984725
>EYO THAT DAT TRUMP GUY IS A REEL BUFFOON AIN'T HE TONY
>tfw my uncle from the Bronx actually talks like that
man why was that song so popular wtf, is about to hit 2 billion views and it was uploaded this year
for reference the last song to hit 2 billion was justin bieber and that was released october 2015
EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
DIS TRUMP GUY, HE REMINDS ME OF A GUY MY UNCLE KNEW AFORE HE TAUGHT 'IM THE BUSINESS
>>75986083
Haha that's cool but you should also check out some cool video games like fallout? maybe?
>>75986149
you did it wrong
>tfw no based black man friend
>>75986127
I just watched the video
I want a latina gf
asians out
>>75986149
>>75986213
>>75986218
Why are there so many racists in scandinavia
Who?
Good post
eat better
>>75986418
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>>75986418
Wrong
Fake news
any cool e3 stuff while I was at work?
>>75986506
*eats Doritos and candy*
got laptop with windows 10 on it
paid 10 bucks for Windows 7 key
REAM MY ASS BILLY
>>75986543
It just started you dumb IDIOT
>>75986543
no
ubisoft starts in one hour
>>75986506
no.
although i ate a lot yesterday so i'm going to try not to eat the rest of today
>>75986506
I already eat pizza everyday
>>75986583
this is the third day, dude
>>75986568
You know you can get Windows 7 for free right?
This man's gone off the deep end
*watches E3 in front of your gf*
>tfw no gf to watch E3 with
>tfw no gf
>>75986730
uuuh idc because there are no QT asian girls here
There's a 1st gen. poo in the loo girl at my work who is my oneitus. She's Catholic, and I didn't even know they had Catholics in India. Getting close to making my move
>>75985689
Anon, your mods are now mine and you have to buy them, I hope this won't be a problem
Right?
>>75986619
You know you can suck my dick?
>>75984613
help
this is a really (not) important matter
>341 songs
>total of 23 hours
>nothing to listen to
help
>>75986771
whoa no need to get so defensive, I was just giving you a helpful tip you retarded cunt
>>75986783
I have better taste in music than anyone in /cum/
>>75986783
Search your favourite artists on last.fm and check the related artists on their page
gl
>>75986776
yEAH I bougght donkey kong freeze dong really cheap but the box was kinda dented.
>>75986857
post your 3x3 then, pleb
>>75986506
>Whole eggs
As opposed to half eggs?
>>75986863
>last.fm
lmao what year is this?
>>75986897
>>75986887
You still do 3x3s like some sophomore mu faggot
Laughable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlf_FxaeLU8
wow
>>75986959
t. pussy
ass
bitch
>>75986911
licherally nothing wrong with last.fm
>>75986959
btfo
>>75986783
>tfw been trying to get into jazz
>it all sounds the same
Literally use last.fm every day, but it makes me hate myself because all I listen to is Radiohead and Pink Floyd
>>75986983
Don't stop me from posting your generic mucore 3x3
>>75986783
Listen to irish shanties and drinking songs
>>75987017
what have you listened to? Herbie hancock and Miles Davis have a wide variety of different kinds of jazz
>>75987017
brainlet
>>75986591
Had a sausage and egg mcmfuffin this morning. Thought they just did them here 2bh
>>75987062
still not seeing any 3x3, pleb
Oh every time I close my eyes
>I speak in codes. I hide in plain sight as a body that’s simultaneously hyper-visible and impossible to see
this bitch graduated from my university
>>75987102
Because I dont do those lmao
>pleb
2011 called kid
oh yes eric dolphy, charles mingus, sun ra
the list goes on and on
Strongly considering getting some Whataburger
>>75987117
it's art
>>75987153
pussy
ass
bitch
>>75987109
I see my name in shining lights
*stares at u*
Nought wrong with a bit Islam
>>75987183
We can't all have good taste kid
You were unlucky
why are blacks so tacky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
>>75987210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphtNeHKwGo
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT COMPUTERS AND SEE FOOD
>>75987261
Idk I think about it every night and day
Really hate the group member that never gets online and pretends like he's really busy all the time
>only (you) to my post was a gross brit
fuck
>>75986300
Hitler said we were special. It's the first time someone were nice to us.
>>75987335
>tfw that's me
>>75987358
everyone says hitler said they were special.
>>75987350
c*pitalists disgust me
>c*pitalists disgust me
too hot to be wearing pants
>>75987065
unironically have like 4 them already
>>75987396
DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL HAVE IT DONE BY TOMORROW AND WHEN TOMORROW COMES BE UNREACHABLE AND HAVE NO WORK DONE
>>75987584
>soulless
Take that back
The Greatest Story Never Told:- winner's write history, Adolf Hitler was actually a vegetarian, animal-lover, an author, an artist, a political activist, economic reformer and nominated for a Nobel Peace prize. He enacted the world's first anti-animal cruelty, anti-pollution, and anti-smoking laws. Unlike the demonic portrait that the "allies" painted of him, Hitler was beloved by his people, he wanted nothing but peace, and never ordered the extermination of a single Jew. The largely Jewish-controlled mainstream media has ever since painted an evil picture of Hitler and the Jew World Order has even enacted laws in 16 European countries prohibiting free-speech on the issues of Judaism, Hitler and the Holocaust.
>>75987606
She looks dead inside
1/2 an hour until Ubishit, buds
>>75987606
>people find these baby faced asians attractive
You need to be shot you paedo
>>75987632
>>75987665
Stay mad
>is anon not gay? let's find out.
>>75987690
this one is actually cute
TFW 2 smart 2 be a genius
shiiiiiine on you crazy diamond
Have you embraced the stoic lifestyle yet? If not, why?
has it actually ever been explained how it is that jews held so many positions of power
is only like vidya or anime where they have no importance, and thats because that shit is japanese aka asian jews
>>75987777
tell me more about it
>>75986219
Just means more for me, white boi. I'll finally get my beautiful Yamato Nadeshiko. There's hope yet.
>>75987775
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision, rode on the steeeeeeeel breeze.
Remember how Steam had that button forever for people on PS3
what did that do?
Why do blacks act like everything is their own special culture?
>"every black household HAD to have one of these sauce/miscellaneous drawers"
>"YES sister preach lls"
it's a fucking drawer that every person had, is that really what defines your "unique" culture
>>75987815
we need more asians with thicc thighs
>>75987834
brrruuuuh u ain't black if u ain't never ate no sketti out a plastic cup
I've been thinking I'd like to join the US Air Force. I've always dreamed of soaring through the skies, and Ireland's air force consists of maybe a few helicopters at most. Problem is I'd need a green card. How exactly is applying for one done? I've heard that it's something like a lottery, so I probably shouldn't count on it.
>>75987834
NibbA my MAWMA cooks da BEST chicken cuz us blax ha da BEST chicken recipes. We made dis stuff, dis stuff called BADDA and u put it on da chicken. BUT FIRST u gotta rub dat shit wiff da spices. HOW CUM WHITE FOLK DONT USE SPICES,shiiiiiite. Den we take da wet chiken and put in is some fuckin oil nigga. shit fries up SO GOOD MMM MM. CLASSIC NIGGA DISH YA HEAR. GET ME A SIDE OF DEM COLLARDS GREENS TOO YA DIG
What's the gayest thing you've ever done? I let my sister's femmy Asian gay friend blow me all the time. He's 5'5 and a weakling, by Roman standards it's not even gay
>>75986887
>>75986959
>not doing 100x100
you are like a little baby
>>75987834
chicanos do this shit, so annoying.
95% of things they say are shit you do when you are poor
>u know u black if ur on food stamps 100!!
>u know u mexican when your dad got deported jajajjaa
>>75988010
thats gay as fuck, dude
I tried using salt once but it was too hot.
but really why do whypipo dont use spices
gonna lift this 30 pound dumbbell, watch out ok?
>>75988073
The taste of unseasoned skinless boneless chicken cooked in lard stands on its own
>>75987859
They're proof that God exists and is good.
>>75988073
>>75988138
DELET
>>75988195
>Jap sp girl5.jpg
>it's a kazakhslut
>>75988048
I was drunk as fuck the first time I let him do it. After that, I don't know, I guess I just like getting my dick sucked, and he's always willing to do it. The only girl who ever blew me only sucked the head and not even to completion. Where as this faggot lets me be rough and cum on his face. I've long moved passed the point of caring if its gay or not
>>75988240
facials are the biggest meme
>>75988138
Ja/ck/ isn't white
>>75986506
>tfw got to pick peaches from an orchard a couple days ago
My God, you could skin a flake off by accident with your fingernail and the juices explode all over your hand.
Fuck me I lost my fucking SIN card
>>75986865
how were the taxes and shipping prizes?
where did you buy it from?
Just stole this stupid Caniggers SIN card
>>75988272
I like doing it, it makes me feel dominate
>>75988316
doing gods work
I PLEAD THE FIFTH
just nutted
lads, what do you think of varg?
>>75988226
N-no B-bully Germany.
never mind found it lmao
>>75988397
let's find out
I hope to meet one of you someday
I keep trying to lure those mexican chi things seeing as they live near me but they never go through with it
>>75988397
He's kinda crazy, not very informative but he's funny in an ironic way, which is way more than I can say for anything on TV with the exception of murder shows
>>75988441
>*eerie music starts playing*
>shot of a picture of some skulls from some archaeological site
>>75988309
amazon, i paid 700 pesos for it and amazun free shipping.
I have jungle fever, 2bh.
>>75987946
please respond
uh oh, jannys gonna FREAK
new gpu coming on wednesday and theres only shitty games on e3 apart from metro
oh well
Brown azns>milky azns>yella azns
>>75988905
>playing """""""""""games"""""""""""" made after 1999
the janny... h-h-he's fast
>>75988966
tekken 7 is good
metro series is good
dark soles is good
falote now vigus is good
>>75988905
Bannerlord is supposed to have a playable demo.
Key word is supposed.
NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS
>mario rabbids
woooow
who could have expected this
>>75988831
Why, so he can ban you for avatarfagging?
>>75989015
ah yes forgot about that too bad no release date yet
heh...that'll teach you...
I thought nintendo was tomorrow
>>75989086
it is, ubisoft might be on now
and old french man and a really old japanese man get in a room
to speak really broken english
nintendo won and it isnt even there conference yet
>>75989062
Sadly, I don't think it will ever get a release date.
>>75989108
The Frenchman is just pretending he doesn't speak English that well.
was that guy crying lmao
Really need to get he smell of semen out of my room
y-y-yeah i agree haha mr shigeru
tfw low blood sugar but too tired to make food due to it
pls send food help helper
>rabbits
Basically white minions
chile :)
>turn-based
>>75985689
pay for mods
>>75987349
>>75987606
>>75987690
>>75987815
>>75987859
>>75988195
>>75988418
Boil the rice, pay the price
its literally X-com
>xcom with mario
>rabbits instead of aliens
how much does the """creative""" team get paid?
BWAAAAAH xDXDXDXD
>>75989389
More than any of us ever will.
>shiggy: make a game with mario that hasnt been done before
>so guys, Ive been playing a lot of Xcom lately...
>be ameriboo
>want to become american
>america looks like it's teetering on the edge of mass riots and economic collapse at any moment
sort yourselves out
FOB
>>75989532
mass riots would be an improvement
BANANAAAA
>>75989371
>not steaming it to perfection
>>75989579
IMMABANANA
Ubi? more like booby!!
hahahaha
the humour of the game looks like a bad summer kids film
at least peach has her signature dick sucking lips
>>75989621
bebi
>yeaahh, gritty song playing
>>75989621
I hate that fucking expression
>>75989532
California =/= America
>>75989654
>>75989725
DON'T
LAUGH
AT
BEBI
Haven't watched a single solitary minute of E3
And I don't intend to
HIT THE BRAKES ANON
>>75989859
this
>>75989532
>I want to be American
>I don't want to deal with the problems America faces
Faggot
>>75989854
who even plays these games. I only have 1 friend that was really big into car games, and it was only gran turismo not 4 different car games
Nintendo from now on should be known as nostalgia machine
>>75989981
>now
BGE2 will be announced, r-right?
>>75990034
well business man sometimes take drugs to ease the nerves in big events
So i wouldn't be surprised.
Guy probably took coke
well ok it doesn't look that bad, man
>>75989981
Nintendo has been running on nostalgia for fucking decades.
They only have like 7 characters that they keep shitting out games for
did I just see Kickstart?
What the fuck is going on with the thread?
>>75990086
Beyond good and evil? I hope not. Squeals usually ruin everything.
>Callgirl
>>75990178
e3 soft booby is streaming, anon
>>75990150
They have a bunch of IPs to resurrect and bring to the modern age to which is the bitch of it. Yet it's always Zelda, Mario, Pokemon and Metroid, and the usual suspects. They should bring back Star Fox, StarTropics and that one game that takes place in a hauted castle and you're a samurai.
>>75990234
No I thought I just saw each post repeated for a second.
>european memes
>>75990290
And F-Zero. There literally hasn't been one of those games since 2004-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn2BzRwFaBM
not feeling too good for a birthday
the best starfox.
>tfw all the neighborhood kids bought their own controller so we could play multiplayer
good times
>female sailors
>ultimate pirate experience
Do I get to rape people?
whoou
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-library-drag-queen-story-time-1.4155791
are these the manly albertans i heard so much about?
if /cum/ becomes pirates
i want this as our flag
M-mexico? ur pirates now?
Hey!
you
i don't like your gf
>page 3
/cum/ is dying again
sup
i know
So cross flags how is it going?
>steam top sellers
are any of these good
>/pol/ chimpout imminent
fuck drumpf
&
fuck white people
>>75991113
I liked Total War games ten years ago
>>75991174
whats going on
>>75991265
farcry 5: white people killer simulator is playing
>>75990591
https://youtu.be/dCiageqMHJc
sooo
skull and bones is just sea of thieves
i ate and drank too mcuh
d-don't cry
>muti-ethnic, mutli-cultural
Walking to McDonald's what should I get guys?
>BGE2 announced
>>75991581
McGangbang
>>75991581
LE ROYALE AVEC FROMMAGE
>>75991581
McGangBang
and it's done......
would you a my gf on the right?
Back
Good night cum
i don't like how all games look for the same unreal engine artsyle
>>75991757
why are koreans so pasty?
>>75991808
Skin bleaching and a tonne of makeup
I need a lawyer.
Like my ride?
>>75991808
because they jsut like me
>>75991904
dum dum poopy head
[loud beeping]
>>75991938
stop pointing it at yourself
what do i do today /cum/
"Ryan" is actually a teenage Korean girl, but she isn't very attractive.
*puts on some van halen*
*dabs*
>>75992024
whats his meme song
>>75991879
mine's better
Van Halen sucks 2 b h
>Van Halen sucks 2 b h
>>75992055
>virginia peace license plate
how low they have fallen
>>75992182
>Virginia and Colorado will never go red again
*puts on some musique concrète*
>>75992198
>The Rustbelt went red for the first time in 20 years and the Democrats have done a shit job from keeping more Blue Dog Democrats from going to the Republican Party, despite the fact that Trump is relatively unpopular
*puts on some wall noise*
>>75992277
Yeah places like West Virginia could easily be Democratic again but they seemingly have no interest in pandering to working class Whites.
so... i'm a lesbian?
>>75985797
Wasn't there music to this clip?
*listens to walmart-core*
>>75992369
*enters the 12th plane of autism*
denmark what are you doing with your life? (not an insult)
https://youtu.be/c4ea0sBrw6M?t=258
You know that scene in American Psycho where Bateman is fucking a hooker but staring at himself flexing in the mirror during it?
I think about that scene a lot
>>75992562
you think about half naked dudes flexing a lot?
>>75992562
Maricon
DAMN GURL SLAYYYY
https://youtu.be/8WfEkXvGQhY
>>75992593
Yeah no homo
>>75992656
thats pretty homo, NGL
>>75992614
Not a fan of this unfunny poo
>>75991113
No
No
No
Yes
Maybe
No
No
Yes
No
No
No
I WAS AT WORK WHAT DID I MISS TODAY AT E3
>>75991113
Ori's pretty good
>Neptunia on wishlist
kys, my dude
also modalert is shit
don't even know how indian pharma is still a thing
>>75992670
Mirin' goal bodies isn't THAT gay
>>75992732
beyond good and evil is now edgy with lots of swearing oh and its an mmo now
sorry
>>75992732
>Pirate game
>car game
>south park butthole
>south park iphone game
>elijah wood game about minds
>far cry 5 white genocide
>MULTI-ETHNIC MULTI-CULTURAL animal game
>>75992803
haha nice try
not even ubisoft would do something that stupid
>>75992835
DENMARK RESPOND TO ME.
What are you doing with your life?
>>75992862
I'm studying uni, and it fucking sucks