Gina Valentina edition
the weirdest user iknow is a guy from neogaf that everytimes Shigeru Miyamoto gets mentioned he replies and sets the record straight on what actually happened.
He always make long posts with sources, nothing wrong with that, but i only see him doing to defend Miyamoto, must be his son or something.
I really need to start doing things that make me have to think because my brain is rotting from being a piece of shit
>>75965111
Try becoming a pyschonaught. Really makes your brain work
>>>/pol/129546608
Get the Puerto Rican flag before they run out.
>>75965142
Less than 25% of Puerto Ricans voted, opposition is just gonna say "Ya nah" and block it like last time
>the current state of E3
>>75965184
>Ever caring about E3
Roommate got mad at me yesterday buds
>>75965169
I can see them pushing to become a state since they declared bankruptcy last month
>>75965198
it's like watching someone else's carwreck
you feel bad but it's not your car
>>75965121
She's a dealer.
>do you go on outings with your coworkers?
No. literally 80% of my co-workers are from burma or some shit. Some of the young girls are top-tier qts. I flirt with a few all the time, but I'm not actively pursuing them
>company picnics
They have those, but I wouldn't be caught dead at one
>drinking with coworkers on fridays
If I drank on friday I'd loose my job :^)
i have arrived in work
i have arrived in pantsu
>>75965288
Oh yeah, this job is midnight to 8
I don't think Bethesda knows what the fuck they're doing. No one gives a shit about Wolfenstein or Dishonored. Nobody gives a shit about that fucking Morrowind MMO and nobody REALLY gives gives a shit about the VR meme or your shitty MTG ripoff. Give us TES 6 or an Obsidian Fallout.
Fuck Wolfenstein, fuck Quake, fuck ESO and fuck Dishonored, TES 6.
The fuck is so hard to understand?
>>75965288
>They have those, but I wouldn't be caught dead at one
Well stop doing that and go to one
Have any of you watched Pawn Star?
I know you do.
Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.
Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on 4chan, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.
>put in 'resume' in search bar of google docs
>no results
>scroll down a bit
>Resume.Docx
>>75965288
>They have those, but I wouldn't be caught dead at one
Why, because you're a janitor? Dress nice and make up some shit about going to uni part-time for particle physics (or something more believable).
If you have no other options you can risk being a little dorky. "Hey, this is a little embarrassing but do you wanna grab some coffee after work?" *dumb grin*
If she turns you down then whatever, you gave it a shot.
>>75965316
*channels astral energy for latviabro*
>>75965369
No one my co-wokers would even show up, and I doubt deal girl would either
>>75965406
i thank you for this my man
tfw no black gf
>>75965366
Wolfenstein and Dishonored are good games. TES is trash. I played the QC beta and it was all right.
>Obsidian Fallout
Lol u silly
>>75965437
np bud call me if you need help
i keep telling the guys in my vidya match to call me mat damon but they wont
i still remain on the right in this picture right here
>>75965406
I don't have to make up going to uni, m8. I have a degree in HERstory. I'm only working here I couldn't get a job anywhere else. I won't go to a company event because I don't like my company :^). One funny thing that happened the other day was when I was talking to a security guard there. We were just bullshitting and money came up. He found out I made more money than him and I could tell he wasn't happy about it
where is porkland
>ubishit conference not until 1 PST
fucks sake, thats half my day
For TESVI I hope they either go back to their roots as an RPG or just drop the RPG angle entirely and focus on making it a good action game
Skyrim tried to be both and succeeded at neither, the roleplaying elements are barebones and the combat sucks
>>75965530
>I don't have to make up going to uni, m8. I have a degree in HERstory. I'm only working here I couldn't get a job anywhere else.
That's even worse. Just make it look like you have plans for the future instead of working a dead-end job for the rest of your life (no offense).
>I won't go to a company event because I don't like my company :^).
Why does that matter? You're not trying to fuck the VP.
>>75965626
I have better things to do than go to a company picnic that I know with 100% certainty that none of my co-workers would show up to and neither would big butt dealer girl, m8. That shit is at noon and we work the night shift, and on weekends.
>>75965096
deadeder dan ded
>>75965735
It sounds like you're in a tough pickle.
just squeezed out a zit
once i averaged 3 touchdown passes in an NFL season
>>>/bant/999999
fifa more like fISHYGDDTfa
tfw biblethumpers hate your memes
https://streamable.com/kvzlv
playing SMB2
>75965833
gtfo leaf, no one cares about that shit board except you.
Bethesda itself makes shit games
The devs they own make good games despite Bethesda being so shit
Modded out Skyrim is pretty good buds
>>75965214
why
found the warp to W4
>>75965453
I think I might fap to a ebony queen today. Hard to find good videos though
>>75965833
that's really cute, do you have the Kiwi version?
sleep night good
Guess I'll read another chapter from The Brother's Karamazov
I've become immune to my weed brownie. Just small nibbles used to get me high. Tonight I had like 3 pieces and I barely feel it. Maybe I should leave it alone for a bit
>>75966169
exotic4k
>>75966376
>membership needed
why tease me like this
>>75966232
there isn't one anon, apologies
>>75966324
I haven't had an edible since fucking high school
They were the dopest shit though, one little nibble would keep me high the whole day. I could make a tiny $5 brownie last a whole week.
Fuck I miss edibles.
found the warp to world 6
>>75966406
Go to the Pornhub channel.
>>75966232
The one with the scared sheep?
Grow up and stop playing games
>>75966643
>no fun allowed
>>75965766
This is an exceptional post
>>75965366
This is a great post
>>75966483
This is a good post
>>75965396
This is a stupid post
>>75965834
This is a retarded post
>>75966069
This is a conflicting mess of a post
stuck on 6-1
>>75966991
Huh not very happy we didn't make the cut huh? Looks like someone needs to sort themselves out
How can I stop being a minimum wagecuck without going to uni for four years and going tens of thousands into debt?
>>75967176
Learn a trade? I do not know the canadian system.
>>75967206
>Learn a trade?
How would you typically go about doing this?
>>75967235
If you're a smart lad look into medical profession that require only a diploma. You can do a surprising amount of different lab work without a degree.
You can also look into a translation diploma or an English teaching one year course (would require you to travel to China or some other third world country to get the big bucks)
If youre good looking and charismatic apply for internship with every single embassy. One is bound to have an opening
If you're artistic and creative > open up a studio or teach people to play instrument
Just don't listen to him trades and the army are really the bottom of the barrel and you should avoid these two if you can literally do anything in life right... They take some skill but literally anyone can do them by definition
>>75967176
By going to community college for 2 years and only going 4k in debt
*raises hand*
>
>
>
today marks the 4 month anniversary of my NEETdom
Every single Canadian I meet on the internet seems to have been a Quebecois, and now I work at a e-casino, and every Canadian here is Quebecois too. How come?
step back son
these are my pens
Lamboland
Watched normie news and didn't learn shit
Hmmm
>>75969069
>il n'est pas Québecois
*prepares to wageslave the rest of his life away*
>>75971937
Isn't Tim Hortons fucking shit?
Going to jew york city what should I do?
>>75972470
pilgrimage to Trump Tower
>>75972470
jump off the empire state building
>>75972470
go to the zoo
>>75972510
Did that last time to get a trump hat
>>75972525
Im planning on going to the Bronx zoo
>>75973272
umm hello? am i talking to myself?
>>75973421
heh yes i am
I'm working on my birthday
>>75973454
haha cool, my name is denmark and yours??
>>75973563
sweet mine too!
hey you >>75973558 could you please keep it down i'm talking to myself
Should I take up landscaping or are there better forms of wagecuckery that would make this summer less unbearably boring
>>75973596
No ur danmark
The fuck
I'm not in UK
>>75973774
Landscaping is one of the more enjoyable minimum wage jobs and if your lucky they will lay you off and you csn get unemployment over the winter. Assuming your not a southern cuck
Just canceled a taxi I ordered because i got in a different one thinking it was him
I feel like a dik
Where is everyone
>>75976504
Siesta
im back from work you guys
>>75976613
I know
>take taxi to a good mexican restaurant
>its siesta time and it was closed for 2hrs
Superior 51 state flag.
>inb4 roasted for commenting on this at all as a foreigner
8 MINUTES 55 SECONDS BABY
THATS A MILE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75976700
>Hey lets let these poor as dirt spics vote
SORRY not happening
>>75972295
depends, their donuts/timbits are god tier their coffee used to be good but they sold it to mcdonalds (recipe) but their ice caps in the summer are nice. Also strangely very good chili
>>75976894
AMERICA THE LAND OF DEMOCRACY AND OPPORTUNITY
(unless I don't like the outcome of other peoples' votes)
Fapping to the written word is far superior to any image or video, try it.
wish women didn't exist
they are soft and gentle and smell nice and are relaxing to listen to and touch.
It's fucking torture
>>75977127
t.homosex
>>75976864
Contrats lad
>>75977314
Take that back before I make you regret it you miscreant
who else poverty
Well /cum/?
Hey guys, I'm back from work
>>75976864
you'll make it one day
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
It's such a perfectly historic sport, it's got such a romantic and relaxed feeling to it. It has the old greats like Babe Ruth and Ted Williams, who achieved things that still nobody has despite being in an age of advanced analytics and very good steroids (everybody uses them still, nobody wants to admit it).
Ted Williams has the red seat in fenway park, where he hit a 502 foot home run, something nobody has even come close to since. This is in a park that was built the same year as the titanic (1912), over 100 years.
Then you have other untouchable legends like Babe Ruth who once hit a 575 foot home run, almost 100 ft larger than one of the most impressive home runs of this season hit by a guy 5 inches taller and 70 pounds heavier than Babe!
Then you have pitching legends like Cy Young who pitched over 20 years and still had a career earned run average under 3! And multiple 30+ win seasons!
It's such a romantic sport
I haven't posted a Sabina in a while.
>>75977833
And that's not even mentioning the amazing back stories of some of the greats, Ted Williams is considered one of the all time greats and he didn't even play his prime years because he was serving in the military and was a war hero!
Babe Ruth looked incredibly unimpressive, and it's said that he lived on a diet that consisted almost entirely on hot dogs and beer and despite this is the best of all time.
I just fucking love this sport
>>75977425
NO.
>>75977482
My mum takes care of me.
>>75977501
NO.
>>75977687
Hi.
Pooping rn ama
I can't watch american porn bc the no foreskin thing breaks my immersion
>>75978275
Sorry
I want PR to become a state so it's economy improves, than I can move there and fug their qts all day.
>>75978275
Same. Fucking kikes.
>>75978275
how does one enjoy repetitevie things like porn is what i will never understand
>>75977833
Baseball, toe sucking, and Taiwanese girls. Rarefied taste here.
>>75972470
shout "not my president in front of white house"
>>75978275
Porn with dicks is bad. Photos of naked women are superior.
4½ hours down. 6 to go.
>>75978777
Where is footkraut
>>75979184
Dead in a ditch with socks strewn around his body.
Going out like a b055
>>75979184
I killed him
this is fun
>>75979319
>I totally did this to make girls interested in NASA and not for retweets
>>75979319
What mental retardation do these sorts of people have? Companies would sell NASA themed shit to girls if it actually selled.
>>75979354
Gonna moon I bet
>>75979608
*sold ;)
I bet you an enchilada that your mother is a hoe
https://youtu.be/Fn6DpMjflZ0
>telling megyn kelly her kids are going to die of cancer before her
What a madman
*sharts*
Don't get marrued before 30, buds
>>75965096
Neogaf is an odd site
Gonna see a bull fight this week
>bitcoin down $350 in 24hrs
Wowzers
>>75980487
I read that as don't get muarry'd
What did Barron mean by this?
>>75980627
he meant stop being a general hopping busybody
>>75980651
ur dum
>>75980685
no u
How is 2017 going for you lads so far?
Cant complain about mine
Considering writing political essays to my state legislature under an anonymous moniker
>muh espurts
this E3 has been pretty bad even by E3 standards tbqh
>>75980627
did he grow tall
>>75980887
That's said every E3 though
>>75980915
Usually there's something funny though, I've seen like 1 thing that made me laugh this year
>VR Esports
it's like they're combining all the memes and gimmicks into one spot
>linkin park
what
How could Todd betray us like this? I thought Todd was literally /ourguy/??
>>75981149
What world are you living in? He ruined Elder Scrolls and than ruined Fallout.
>>75981221
Skyrim and Fallout 4 are the both objectively the best game in their respective franchises
>>75980731
Pretty good. I got really depressed during the winter but now that it is warm and I am not in Uni I feel much better.
>102° today
>>75981149
Are you serious?
75981250
shan't be replying to this bait post.
>>75981250
Holy shit. I usually don't get mad about people's taste in games, but you're wrong. Really, really wrong.
>>75981269
>38C
lmaoing at ur life
>>75981269
>spain
>using fahrenheit
mornin. interview went pretty good i guess.
https://youtu.be/dlCViXuPTe0
*cucks the entire planet*
heh, nothing personnel, kid
>>75980487
i'd hope to get married by the time i get my doctorate
TODD HOWARD IS THE A GREAT GAME DESIGNER AND THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO BETHESDA AND MODERN GAMING. YOU DON'T APPRECIATE HIM NOW BUT 10 YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL RECOGNIZE HIS GENIUS AND ALL HE HAS DONE FOR THE GAMING INDUSTRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LMAO DIALOGUE WHEEL LAMOOO XDDDDD XDDDD
why are americans in denial
>>>/pol/129599343
>>75981670
>>75981692
can you please leave
>Amerifats
>>75981761
Isn't a healthy BMI considered obese by russian standards though???
>>75981804
If you need a BMI to tell if you're fat, you're fat.
Laddies, soon sending my MA application to B.U.
>>75981855
>tfw to intellrgent too succede in univrsety
>>75981844
[citation needed]
>>75981844
Obesity is defined as having a BMI over 30, you dumb leaf.
>>75981916
>tfw you forget your image
>better check my BMI before I go on a diet
>I might be 29.9
>Gay9
STOP
>Canadians only diet when they are already obese
Xcom 2 was shit compared to enemy unknown if I'm being completely honest with you jim
Listen here my god Manchester. It appears that there has been some misunderstanding. In my opinion, should an individual be unable to determine the visual characteristics of obesity then that individual is very likely to already be obese or somewhere close. That is all.
video chatting with my aboriginal GF now :-)
>>75982162
*good
>>75981670
>Hope and love means punching the president in the face
>>75982174
Prove it
take a screencap and post it here
>black guy asks me for change
>tell him I'm working and walk away
>started my new job today
>feel like a worthless leech when I'm a NEET
>feel really angry, bitter and self-loathing when I'm working
I hate this shit. I miss being a kid.
>>75982389
>I'm working
what do you mean by this?
>>75982433
delivering food
>>75982174
>aboriginal
>>75982486
do you live off of tips like the american food service meme tells me
Is it true that American girls will just fall at my feet when they hear my accent and see my anteater dick
>>75982574
15 years ago.
>>75982574
no because they are in a committed relationship with me ;)
>>75982541
its actually just a side gig. I use one of these apps like uber, and the tips can be pretty awesome sometimes. Rich people getting sushi will drop 20s like its nothing
>>75982336
>>75982537
She's Paiwan
>>75982574
No
>anteater dick
actually that's how it is supposed to look
>>75982431
"Man up" is what I'm always told.
If being a man means working 13 hours in the blistering heat, I want to stay a boy.
What are you listening to this morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWAN5VbGaeg
>>75982574
If you're mildly attractive.
I think this is a very interesting concept for an irl gun. The way it would work is one magazine drops out when it is spent and you can use the other. So you can reload whenever you want and keep firing continuously.
>>75965395
I have a buddy who is an expert on butthurt, mind if I call him up to come take a look at this?
>>75982855
Iktf I don't miss my labour job at all.
I'm going to have a 13 hour day too, but 10 hours of it will be in an air conditioned office, and the remaining 3 will be mostly on a train, so it's not too bad in comparison.
>>75983008
ok?
get a fucking life omg
>>75983033
best I can give you is half a mind
>tfw too intellrgent to have a life
baby fell asleep
time to start cooking
>>75983008
The barrel will melt
First magazine's rounds will be inferior to the rear magazine's in terms of precision and velocity
Chambering rounds would be over-complicated and a hassle in an actual firefight
It'd weigh a lot more than a conventional single magazine weapon of the same type
The possibility of the weapon jamming increases exponentially
In order to reload one magazine you'd still have to remove yourself from the firefight, reloading two removes you further
And finally
you mom gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84GEk4RUY3s
What kind of backpack do you use /cum/
I want to get a consensus... I hope I didn't make a mistake
>>75983008
why not just have one high capacity mag?
>>75982624
Hot
>>75983230
ok I guess if you want a FUNCTIONAL weapon it might be impractical
>>75983523
depends on the intended use
>>75983577
"Might be" is an understatement
It's over-engineered for the express purpose of being "cool"
Just like most video game tech
>>75983590
For school
>>75983653
How much do you need to carry?
Did you already get one and want to know if made a shit choice?
Show us your backpack bud.
Hello is this /cum/
>all those comments saying that she looks so young and not like 35
bitch looks like a straight up 40yo coke whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzDWTrVmmdQ
>>75983700
kind of like this but with no pattern
>>75983707
>>75983851
ah yes
>>75983851
Uh oh
>>75983524
Because then your gun is useless. 2 magazines means you can reload 50% off your ammunition at a time, conserving another 50% for emergencies.
>>75965833
Such a get means a lot off (You)s are credited to your (You) account. I'm envious.
>>75983889
are you clinically autistic
>>75983889
those straps would get annoying fast
>>75983653
x-D
wew, spent two hours driving to another city to get a police background check
>>75983966
No more than you are faggot
>>75983967
I didn't think about that
I just dropped $80 on it too
>>75984065
what job is that for
So I just spent the last few minutes reading comments on facebook on some story about """""cultural appropriation""""".
Jesus Christ, why the fuck are Amerifats so obsessed with race? Moreover, how the fuck can they be so self-centered so as to actually unironically think that dindus are somehow an underprivileged group compared to the rest of the world?
It's just so fucking insane. But the worst part is the leftists who write shit like "we white people" or "as white people, we cannot understand". Jesus Christ, I'm not even a fucking /pol/ack, but god almighty has this shit become insanely ridiculous.
Now I can't help but feel like a Chinese and/or Muslim takeover would be a good thing. I mean, what the fucking fuck is wrong with leftists and dindus in the US. It's just absurd at this point.
>>75984083
>what job is that for
sucking my dick
>I didn't think I just dropped $80 on it too
>>75984083
IT stuff, public sector
>>75984119
>80$
should have just bought an old NVA surplus like the one in your picture for 10$
>>75984119
I completely agree with this post
>75984160
goodnight
>>75984171
>NVA
I don't support gooks
>>75984202
>>75984121
why don't you want criminals sucking your dick
>>75984241
It was East Germany's army
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF THOTS
>>75983523
I was the messenger bag kid
>>75984304
>NVA
>North Vietnamese Army
Retard
i'm sorry for screaming
didn't mean it
should i go to the beer store?
should i drink tonight?
>>75984321
And you're still Danish
>>75984179
*kicks your backpack*
>>75984362
NO!!
Nationale Volksarmee
>>75984424
Then it's NV
Jeesus germans are stupid
>>75984424
oh god why is canada so THICC?
I need this in my life
>>75984534
me too that's a nice dog
>>75984534
An overweight ugly skank or a dog?
>>75984534
overweight girls?
>>75984534
Sweet Jesus.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
any mexibro with experience buying videogames from the US? give me your sweet knowledge pls
>>75984534
You can get them anywhere even at pet stores for cheap.
Have you ever been in that situation where you're going to pay for something but the machine won't take your debit card and you can't remember your credit card PIN and you don't have enough cash?
I have, twice now.
>>75984613
Just cross the border and buy them. Like Canadians and our milk
>>75984534
T H I C C is such a meme. STICC > THICC desu
>>75984654
bruh, just marry a baseball bat then :^)
EYO THAT DAT TRUMP GUY IS A REEL BUFFOON AIN'T HE TONY
>>75981149
its a meme you dip
>>75967120
>jordan postin jordan
heh
>>75984654
correct opinion
How do you guys organize your steam games
I have too many games and not good categories. Like I have "adventure games" category but that's such a broad field of games, I'm not happy with it. Same for "action games".
>>75984935
I do not
>>75983008
so it still only has one barrel and action?
so it just has some long as fuck action twice the length of the cartridges it takes so it can strip a round of either mag?
i dont think you could ever get that to feed properly, and you're going to have an unnecessarily long action making the gun huge and heavy for what it is, why not just use a drum mag or something?
also smgs a shit, no one uses them anymore when you could use an intermediate cartridge carbine
GOOD MORNING CUM
Rate my cat.
>>75965064
came here because i fucking love Gina
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sandy-hook-families-denounce-megyn-kelly-nbc-alex-jones-interview-162645592.html
>NBC is planning to air Megyn Kelly’s interview with conspiracy theorist and talk show host Alex Jones on Sunday night. And the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre are outraged, given Jones’ repeated suggestions that the mass shooting was staged.
>Kelly confronted Jones about his Sandy Hook claims during the interview, but the victims’ families argued that NBC should not be giving the Infowars.com provocateur a platform.
>“This piece of actual garbage encourages people to call my mom’s death a hoax and harass other Sandy Hook families,” Hassinger tweeted. “Shame on you @megynkelly.”
>>75985331
Notadog/10
>>75985331
it ain't your cat
>>75985388
how can anyone blame people for being dubious of sandy hook?
there's literally no evidence, and the few reports they did release to the public everything of any importance is redacted, and there's no photos or videos of anything somehow
>20:33
>sun's out like it's 14:33
I can not function like this.
>>75985331
10000000/10 xoxox <33
Jelly of your flag btw
>>75985331
Icelandic cats don't look like that
>>75985438
>step 1 go to sleep
>step 2 ???
this is pretty much my height
this picture makes me feel uneasy
it takes a very twisted mind to create something like this and the person who drew it scares me
had a dream that I smoked the devils hashish to calm down and master a skateboard trick
am I going to hell?
ANOOOOON OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR
AND BUY MY FUCKING MODS NOOOOW
>>75985615
Better get that shit absolved asap
>Tfw trying to deal with a stubborn female member that has a im always right attitude
Its a nightmare, i give up at this point.
>tfw no neet daughteru to yell it and tell her to get a life