>>75963087
THANK YOU O BALD ONE
Actual flamethrowers are legal in every state but CA
>>75963090
what kind of business are you thinking about?
*makes a bad post*
>>75962979
>probably genes.
I wonder what genes would make me not get drunk easy. no one in my family drinks very much
I wonder if there's certain ethnicity s that make you better at it.
>>75962988
>free ER
that is good since a couple of the guys I'm going with have never drank anything ever
we will be there for 4 days I think. the last day I think is the pack up and leave day though so really 3 days worth of alchohol.
how much should we buy? there will be 5 of us. 2 guys won't drink much they said, maybe just a little cider. one guy is a huge pussy and there's another guy who will probably drink a lot and me also. we aren't big fans of beer, more hard alcohol or hard cider
>>75963087
Petition to kick Mexico out and make /cum/ great again.
>>75963107
they already have a sizeable population of flamers
>>75963118
Just like OP wanted
>>75963114
a brewery or something like it
>>75963098
Fuck off
>>75963125
shutup leaf
>>75963125
>kicking out someone who is never here
Good luck
awwww :3
I feel like whenever I scratch my balls I feel like I'm about to cum
>>75963098
The men on the bottom are THICC though
>>75963139
oh that's cool
are you a hobbyist brewer?
you know a bit of espanol?
>>75963124
>what do you drink in the woods
Whiskey
What is your budget?
>>75963107
Everything is dried up they don't need a consumer-level way of making things catch on fire
>>75963146
best ryan impersonation so far
>>75963166
rest in peace popcorn sutton
>>75963140
bad post
>>75963157
Good post
>>75963193
B^U
>>75963166
I'd be willing to spend a big chunk of money. I'm not sure about how much my friends will want to spend, especially since the only other guy who would drink a lot pretty much has no money. for me, it costs what it costs. I would probably just spend however much it costs to get enough of mid-range stuff to get us through
>mfw when she's only 8 years old
https://www.instagram.com/misafighting/?hl=en
I don't think this new active Costa Rican poster is actually Costa Rican
Quebec should be renamed to New France if they really want independence
Don't know how much longer I can take it. I need some sort of sexual release or romantic contact. I'm so fucking lonely.
>>75963239
>Sexual release
masturbate
>Romantic contact
Are you gay?
>>75963220
Buy a couple liters of Jameson and some sprite/ginger ale/similar to mix it with.
Easy to drink, will do the job.
Alternately, do what everybody else does when they're underage and learn why to steer clear of Jim Beam
>>75963224
she's too busty to be 8
Nu-France*
>>75963256
lel
>>75963236
>if they really want independence
They don't, that's why they keep voting no on the referenda. They know they'll never survive on their own.
>>75963248
Masturbating doesn't do anything for me, I need the feel of a real woman.
I'm the apex Oregonian poster
Gonna do a shower and shave and go on to bed.
Night buds
got a bad tingling sensation in one of my teeth
>>75963274
g9
>>75963283
eat some ice cream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390
>be flying plane
>windshield explodes
>get sucked out to your knees dangling in the wind
>held in place by flight attendants until co-pilot can land
holy ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>75963251
many children develop faster outside the West because they don't have fluoride in their water
>>75963239
Having a girlfriend will improve your life proportionally to how much fun it is already.
If you're not having fun, a girlfriend won't help.
>>75963270
But that's because of all the flips living in montreal who vote liberal
filipinos should be put in concentration camps
>>75963292
fluroide does not inhibit growth, go brush your teeth
>>75963270
>b-but the a-anglos rigged the poll
>>75963314
don't get banned friendo
>>75963295
Being a lonely kissless virgin sure is the same as having a sex life.
>>75963307
Make them fight CHIs
>>75963298
Frogs are fucking retarded lmfoa.
>>75963310
>mfw
>>75963307
fuck the flips, they're all studying to become doctors and they're all spoiled slutty sirens who moved to quebec for some reason instead of hongcouver
>>75963314
post more before getting banned
who here is actually white?
a filipino whore ruined my middle school friend's parents' marriage
I remember because he would talk about how much he hated filipinos all the time at lunch.
>>75963250
I had jameson with pepsi when I was in ireland a couple months ago. it was pretty good. I drank like 6 of those and then everyone else was too drunk so some girls walked them back to their room and I was by myself. before those I had 2 pints of cider, 1 shot of brandy, and a rum of coke. I had to be at the airport 4 hours after that
>>75963195
>>75963344
no way
>>75963307
They are. The camps are called McDonald's.
>>75963337
me
>>75963334
I feel sorry for the frogs because I like their women but they're just too weak to survive another decade or two
>>75963337
Irl yes, by /int/ or /pol/'s standards no.
>>75963355
>Canafats
there's a fuckin spider in my room lads.
not happy bout this one
>>75963355
>>75963372
Defending burgers is a thankless task
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Petbz3o14
>>75963372
I have never seen a land whale in my life, maybe once when I was really young
>>75963392
stop posting and kys
>>75963388
You're weak and puny and you have white guilt
>>75963402
no u
There is a picture people use for fedoraposting that looks like the california poster, but I can't find it
>>75963366
>french women
I hope your like pubes in your teeth LFMAO
Lane county is a filthy filthy liar and not once has he told the truth
>>75963419
if it's pussy hair I'd tell her to shave
>>75963423
It's the one that doesn't have a fedora it's just the guy with his top teeth sticking out, you know exactly the picture I'm thinking of.
any other white anon interested in mexican culture?
>>75963442
It's like you want to be called a CHI
>>75963409
at least i'm trying to improve.
what's this about white guilt i don't understand.
>>75963458
>white
>CHI
chi's arent white
>>75963468
I have a feeling you are very effeminate
>>75963469
>ignoring what I meant
You know exactly what happens when Americans post anything nice about Mexico bud
I ate my first cherry
>>75963478
why?
>>75963484
i can show you how to tie a knot with it in your mouth, if you want
*photobombs your Navy's pic*
>>75963442
i am, i just don't know a lot about it
i know they reenact the crucifixion every year around easter
>>75963506
LEEEEWWD
This is basically what him
I can't find the original though
>>75963495
just expressing my desires
>>75963511
I don't see a monkey
(not true, by the way)
>tfw was around when /cum/ first became a thing
>tfw bullied the canadian making these threads by saying >still trying to make cum happen >copying /brit/
>tfw /cum/ is a thing
I'm so proud of you
(it's still shit tho)
any1 else >bethesda conference??
>>75963575
thx bud
>>75963585
watchin it on my second monitor
>>75963575
wait cum was a canadian invention? I'm migrating permanently to dixie
>>75963575
Cool story
>>75963585
>>75963593
LINK??
is TES 6 on the table?
>>75963619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbslVwy0XzY
Nightcrawler is a good movie
>>75963585
cant wait for skyrim 2
>>75963585
Is it E3 already?
>>75963643
day 2, m80
>>75963632
Now with less reading!
>>75963657
Oh. Anything interesting announced yet?
I broke my nofap by masturbating to BBC three times consecutively. Shan't be doing that again.
>>75963643
EA and MS conferences are already over bud
>>75963666
50% more quest markers, no more quest logs
>>75963666
>satanic trips
I...no...WE DON'T WANT IT LIKE THAT
i WILL get a gf this year just to be clear.
>>75963707
Good luck, Ryan
What an amazing night
@75963707
doubt it
>set my alarm for 7:30
>woke up at 7:29
>>75963719
What's amazing about it
>>75963628
is it weird to say that I kinda looked up to the guy? I mean, none of the heartless letting-his-guy-die-for-the-shot but the use-your-autism-to-get-what-you-want
made a banknote for my NS nation
might have caught the ol' 'tism
reminder
>>75963743
I understand his decision though. Rick was definitely going to try to threaten and blackmail Lou again later. Still feel bad for Rick though.
finally
>tfw no robo-gf
>TES 6 is announced
>it's set in Oblivion 2000 years later
>Redguards rule the empire
>Imperials are slaves to the BRC
>"Dear White People" trailer plays at the end
>>75963419
this is how little canadians actually know about us
i bet you think we carry baguettes and go SACREBLEU too
bideo game developers are sure something weird
>>75963736
Back to back stanley cup champions, and the cup is coming back to pittsburgh. As a matter of fact I'm bout to go back out because people are just starting parties. Not gonna go to work tomorrow desu
oooooo he swore
>this is how little canadians actually know about us
>i bet you think we carry baguettes and go SACREBLEU too
what the fuck was that a dude in a wig
>>75963799
>canadians are redditors
i know, you don't have to tell me
Cajuns > Quebecois
Debate me
>>75963791
Oh, the Pens won the cup? I'm happy with any team winning as long as it's not a leaf team.
>>canadians are redditors
>i know, you don't have to tell me
still need to play Prey
JUST RELEASE THE FUCKING CINEMATICS FOR THE NEW GAME I DONT NEED YOUR LIFE STORIES
>>75963828
It's pretty meh. Worth $40
>>75963791
NOOOO fuck I HATE the corsby. Fuck. Stars gonna win it next year fampai
>cheering for a the VP of marketing
is bethesda even going to announce anything big now?
Stop playing vidya
Not watching e3 at all desu
>>75963851
I wish I could enjoy video games again desu
>spend all weekend watching E3
>will play 2, maybe 3, games this year
>>75963813
cajuns barely exist
>>75963723
we're going to have sweaty nerdy virgin sex and there's nothign you can do about it.
>>75963856
>>75963853
Good anon
>>75963857
what are the 2 games you liked
spoonfeed me the tldr pls
>e3
not a huge fan of the VR meme desu
>VR
>proxyfag in this very thread
I listend to Burzum
I can't get close to people
>turn on an E3 stream
>lose interest in less than a minute
BUM BUM BUM BUM
>>75963873
fifa 20XY
dont know the second one yet, nothing has really caught my eye yet
>>75963911
did you play PES 2017 lad? i think konami surpassed EA for the first time since 2011 in this gen
>that fucking tranny
>>75963107
>Actual flamethrowers are legal in every state but CA
I'm ok with this.
Then again we do have propane torches, kinda like a flame thrower for use in saving citrus crops ( lighting solid fuels on fire) during cold winters.
>>75963900
dont give up, never ever give up.
>go back to stream
>see something interesting that looks in the TES universe
>Elderscrolls Online
FUCK
any of y'all got discord?
>doom vr
>point-and-shoot movement system
i couldn't be more disappointed
300 million mods to fix Todd's broken shit
>Creation Club
>have to pay for the fucking mods
He can't keep getting away with this
>go to dentist
>hygienist is a turbo-stacy chatterbox
>have you ever had a cavity?
>"no"
>You've NEVER had a cavity?
>"n-no"
>So you're a VIRGIN? :DDD
>"w-wha... Y-Yes"
>OMG so lucky to never have a cavity!
I didn't ask for this shit
>>75963964
I was getting frustrated just imagining playing that
STOP SHILLING YOUR GOD DAMN HEARTHSTONE RIPOFF
>>75963898
IMNOT A PROXY FLAG YOU NEWFAG CUNT
>mfw a quebecois replies to me
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLz-Q-hjnKA
>gets up at 6:00am to shit post on /int/
ZELDA DRAGONBORNE
>>75964022
Good choon
holy fuck skyrim 2 looks good
I just woke up, what have I missed in Bethesda's E3 conference so far? Just saw the brief bit on Skyrim on Switch.
The legend of Skyrim
>>75964041
literally nothing worth mentioning
E3 is shit
>>75964041
Literally nothing so far excluding them adding paid mods on console
my two least favorite characters of dishonored
>esports
>professional gaymers
>didn't hate Mondays because I was fine with going to work
>starting to hate Mondays
why aren't there any good girl gamers?
>>75964041
>esports
ITS JUST MULTIPLAYER
ITS NOT ESPORTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BRITAIN YES
>>75964087
Men have better hand-eye coordination and spacial awareness in general.
>why aren't there any good girl gamers?
um, try again sweetie
>>75964116
"""""""""""""""""""girl""""""""""""""""""
Hola
you don't need to put a gay ass rock song in the trailer
>>75964142
Hello
going to shave my genitals in the shower then go to bed
>zombies
>shitty rock music
>brown haired white guy
i hate america
>>75964173
Why?
>>75964087
idk who the grill was supposed to be
none of those people were quake professionals
>zombie games will never die
>>75964184
because i'm sleepy.
>>75964173
Post pics.
>>75964203
You know that that's not the part I asked about, Ryan
fucking krauts
THE INFERNAL KRAUT
>>75964212
because i haven't shaved them in a couple days so it's in the stubble phase. i can either let it grow out or shave it, but i like shaving it because it feels cleaner.
Hate wypipo
wtf, i love bethesda now
that suit looks like the most retarded thing i've ever seen
>>75964173
>tfw cant go for a clean shave because my brother would find out when we go to sauna and he'd tell everyone im somekind of gay freak
>>75964257
This. Fuck wypipo. What've they ever done for humanity?
WE WUZ REBELS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>75964268
annnnd there it goes
>WE WUZ REBELS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>watching Wolfenstein trailer
>JUS' WHO THE FUCK AH YOU, WHITE BOI?
>>75964293
Lähetä minulle kuva pippelistäsi
god bless America
OMG HE SAID THE EFF WORD
3 TIMES
just want to make you guys aware, bethesda plagiarized this video in their wolfenstein 2 promo video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMnXn15yhbo
I have no idea how Bethesda is a successful company.
>>75964365
People enjoy their games
reeee
its 7:39
where the fuck is skyrim 2
>>75964376
Wrong. It's 9:40
>>75964384
I stole it
why even come to e3 just to show nothing?
>Castle Wolfenstein
>Beyond Castle Wolfenstein
>Wolfenstein 3D
>Return to Castle Wolfenstein
>Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
>Wolfenstein RPG
>Wolfenstein
>Wolfenstein TNO
>Wolfenstein 2
i thought frau engel died in the new order
>>75964365
they're the publisher for id, machinegames, and arkane studios, which are all great developers
>>75964365
they just need to release another tes and they'll make up tons of money
>>75964393
you forgot spear of destiny and the old blood
>>75964391
what the fuck??
are you a time traveller?
that was pretty disappointing but considering doom, dishonored, and prey were all just released, i was kind of expecting it
i would prefer to play on the side of the nazis
bed time
i hate feeling dumb and i feel dumb a lot
>>75964411
DLC, doesnt really count
>Bethesda E3
I swear to God TES VI better be out by the end of this year.
>i would prefer to play on the side of the nazis
>>75964471
they're both separate games
>>75964454
i would too
that'll never happen though, unless it's a multiplayer game like DoD or Red Orchestra
bad meme
>>i would prefer to play on the side of the nazis
>>75964504
That might even be an image of you
>>>i would prefer to play on the side of the nazis
>>75964404
it's not that easy since they used up all the fairly easy regions of tamriel and now all thats left is the subhuman regions like black marsh valenwood and elswyr
i really hate FPS
>>75964474
elder scrolls 6 will not be a good game
>>75964393
return to castle wolfenstein is hilarious btw
you can kick and punch at the same time
also, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSRe9sh9scU
>>75964524
really hate video games tbch
>>75964524
that's because you're bad at them
>>>>i would prefer to play on the side of the nazis
But you literally just posted a picture of a rightwing weenie
Identity politics was a mistake
name a better FPS
Protip: you cant
no one who says praise kek is right wing and i know you are a leftard trump voter
finished the presentation so here are my thoughts
VR: Boring and uninformative presentation -- but let's take a moment to point out that Bethesda employed most of the main people involved in creating modern VR, said they didn't care about VR, let those people work on VR in their spare time, then when those people quit and wanted to work on VR full-time, Bethesda sued them for "stealing" their IP (that they didn't care about) and now they're trying to do VR launches of their year+ old content? Oh, and they also just recently C&Ded an indie team with a game name that contained the word Prey because ????? Bethesda is a shitty company
Oh, also Pete Hines is an awful presenter who can't read a teleprompter and isn't funny why exactly does Bethesda have an E3 show? While I'm at it, the music and graphics for the theme park interstitials are awful and don't fit their content at all.
Skyrim Morrowind: Yes, this is already out and we already know about it, but thanks for showing YouTube reaction videos of the CG announcement trailer????
Paid Mods 2: Electric Boogaloo: This looks worse than the paid mod system they tried to launch 5 years ago on Steam.
Expansion to Hearthstone: Who cares
Skyrim Switch: I guess it's neat but this is like the 10th release of a 6 or 7 year old game now?
Expansion to Dishonored 2: This CG trailer looked OK, I guess?
The Evil Within 2: Kinda hard to get a handle on what the game is, honestly, but the weird genre-switching Duran Duran cover was weird. I guess this didn't look bad?
Wolfenstein II: The New Order: The alternate reality Nazi 60s seems neat but The Man in the High Castle did all of this over the last two years (including the "people on LSD during a nazi occupation" thing)
Overall 0/10; total waste of 40 minutes, no reason they couldn't just put the last three trailers on YouTube or whatever.
>>75964593
nu-/pol/ is definitely right wing, kiddo
>Set my alarm for 5 AM for this
Bethesda was a mistake.
>>75964588
>he has kekistan as his regional flag
looks like it's up to sony to save the day again
An Indian friend of mine said something interesting.
Basically he said you're a cuckold if you're white and you're anti nazi or in modern times anti trump.
He didn't understand why whites would be against nazis and then purposefully chip away at their own power in the world and prop up other people. I realized he was right too, as a white person I'd be way better off in a NAtSoc society. In some way we are fighting against ourselves and our future by being so heavily against it. Every other ethnic group looks out for their own interest yet we are keen to do the opposite, it's very odd.
Shan't be reading all of that.
>>75964619
F-FUCK YOU /R/THE_DONALD COPIED PORTLAND'S FLAG
>another le normandie wwii cod
>there will never be a winter war game because it would be too controversial to kill allied russian soldiers
fuck this gay earth
>>75964643
Pretty sure it's because nobody gives a shit about Finland.
>>75964643
fucking make one
its your countries war and history
>hurrr i need someone other country to advance and represent my culture
>>75964643
>it would be too controversial to kill allied russian soldiers
No it'd be controversial because the communists in the media would get upset at the notion of sane people fighting against the Comintern
Saw kekistani flag in Hindustan times
>girl at my work has hips that won't quit and a butt that won't stop
>she works in another department
>have trained to find her on facebook to no success
Guess I'll just admire from a distance then
>>75964595
is this a pasta
Placer, when are you planning to finally get a Slav gf?
>>75964695
Or just talk to her
>make long thoughtful post
>people ignore it
thats why i only shitpost
>>75964703
>mexican
>thoughtful post
pick one and only one
>>75964703
Maybe people here don't value your opinion on video games, Cara
>asking out a girl
haha, good one
>>75964711
Do it sissy
i know a guy who has a hot gf
>>75964711
>Literally too pussy to ask out pussy
im gonna make a new power ranking in revenge
>>75964703
you don't reply to me anyway, but i agree with what you said
i am slightly excited for fallout 4 vr though, since nearly every other vr game out right now is a meme game, like job simulator and that audio surf copycat
>>75964697
I don't know how to approach complete strangers, 2bh. "I've been looking at your butt from accross the room for the past 2 weeks, wanna go on a date?"
>im gonna make a new power ranking in revenge
>>75964731
Who is it?
>>75964764
my best friend whose house i go to every week
>>75964774
Maybe you should get a hot gf too. Then you could go on a double date with your hot gfs.
>>75964740
Don't you need like 120 fps on VR?
Do I even want to watch the PC conference?
probably not
Pick a tranny gf from >>>/lgbt/8400952
First come first serve
Just make sure to say "no homo" at the end of your post
My pick is >>>/lgbt/8420818 (pic related)
no homo
>>75964801
That's a bit on the gay side if I do say so myself
>>75964801
this is one of the gayest posts I have ever read on /cum/
congrats
>>75964747
don't try cold approaches if you're not used to it, it'll only kill your self-esteem
use a site like interpals or consider talking to grills at school/work
>>75964788
it's fallout 4
i know it's poorly optimized but they've been recycling this trash engine since morrowind
any slightly new video card should be able to pull in 120+ fps
>>75964824
More like
>A game where you kill people who conquered your country and forced their ideas on to it because you're trying to free it
mad to think trannies use this site to discuss being trannies
>>75964799
It could be good if they have reasonable VR discussion and keep indie shit and shilling to a minimum
>>75964834
Why does it bother you when they're on their own board?
>>75964863
okay
Fuck I posted the wrong picture
I was going to trick you all and post the only girl
no homo
>>75964849
It upsets me that when I see the harp I think of Guinness
>>75964831
Isn't the whole deal of Wolfenstein that you kill nazis
but the trailer feel to heavy handed
like they were trying to do a commentary
of you know
the present of america
you know liberals will be dick hopping this game
because it lets you kill nazis
>>75964880
Didn't feel like that to me at all.
>>75964826
>use a site like interpals or consider talking to grills at school/work
I can talk to girls just fine if I having something linking us, like a mutual friend or my co-workers. I only even know this girls name because of her name tag. For all I know she's super annoying and I'll hate her
>>75964895
what's your job?
>>75964826
can you believe botw is havok too
>>75964973
Yeah, it looks like dated shit
people on /pol/ are printing out a murderers danny-phantom knock off cartoon character and cumming on them then taking pictures and uploading them on the line-net
>>75965014
Are you surprised?
i think portland is obsessed with me
>>75965046
Yeah
>>75964973
I can believe it. Havok is an API. Plenty of engines use Havok for physics and animation and stuff.
>>75964932
I'm a janitor at a casino/resort. Somehow I've somehow moved beyond cleaning shitters as I usually clean carpets with a steam brush thing and a one of these things. Sometimes I drive a little vacuum car around too
>>75965089
what department does she work in? do you go on outings with your coworkers? (e.g. company picnics, drinking with coworkers on fridays, etc.)
>>75965089
>>75965121
also, post in the new thread lol