Buy the vidya games goyim edition
>>75955168
idk if want to be here or the other thread
they have dubs
I'm a pirate and /cum/ is my booty
>>75955239
Well we have had many buttpirates in this general for some time
when is that stupid cuphead game they've announced for the last 2 years coming out
>vidya nerd
>don't care about e3
>only want to watch to feel included with cum
I thought Conker was about to pop up
Fuck this convention
>>75955168
ok, I'm done with this
>>75955268
>tfw banned from /cgl/ for no gf posting
heh, that fox game is perfect for you canada
hahaha
>the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>still posts in the "/cum" general on 4ch /int/
embarrassing
I don't do it no more. as a matter of fact i don't even read this website no more.
this place is fulla cringey faggots. get a fucking GRIP and do something worthwhile with the time you have on this earth.
>>75955299
I watch it to make fun of video games/pandering and so should you
>>75955296
there it is
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
HOW I'M BREAKIN' WHILE YOU FALL ASLEEP
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
I'M STILL HAUNTED BY THE MEMORIES
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
I'M TRYING TO PICK MYSELF UP PIECE BY PIECE
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
I NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME
cuphead looks ok
>>75955296
How did you fucking do that
>>75955443
>its coming out this time, we swear
>>75955360
i like it, reminds me of jak n daxter
>Terry Crews
was scared this was going to be overwatch for a second tbqh
thought it was an oldspice commercial
>>75955465
THEY GAVE US A RELEASE DATE
SEPTEMBER 29
>TheGameYouOnlyBoughtForHalo3Beta 2 gets a sequel
lots of explosionswow
I really have a hard time enjoying vidya anymore 2bh lads.
Not only is the industry run by a bunch of fucking greedy yids who unironically appeal to shit like meme-spouting and SJWness, but I really can't stand multiplayer games when the average other player is literally 12 years old.
How the fuck do other 20+ year olds manage to deal with it? The only multiplayer games I can manage to bother with anymore are strictly 1v1.
>crackdown
>>75955569
>How the fuck do other 20+ year olds manage to deal with it?
>>75955542
i remember that
i wonder how they secured that deal
>>75955569
>but I really can't stand multiplayer games when the average other player is literally 12 years old.
Don't play on console.
>How the fuck do other 20+ year olds manage to deal with it?
I play with my friends
>>75955569
don't know really
>tried to play gta v heists
>some players entered then immediately leave
>during the heists or when they enter the lobby
i just simply turned it off immediately
>microshit
>xXx_BOX_OnE_XxX
>>75955641
>Don't play on console.
I don't
12-year-olds have infested every fucking part of the cybersphere, even PC games, and even fucking 4chan for that matter. They really ruin everything.
PLAY MELEE
>we want the DS3 audience
>>75955709
Maybe you play games marketed towards 12 year olds desu
Most of the people I come in contact with in video games sound like they are in their 20s
>oregon
dropped
>lesbians is strange
I hate LiS so fucking much
>>75955688
Pock marks
This... is the power of Oregon
How is this even a videogame? The fuck
Germans talking about how violent video games kill people
But Muslim extremists don't
https://youtu.be/vkUuABNnTC0
Any moment now...
Ricochet 2
how many video games with swords have they put?
Fucking hate how a game that takes place in the northwest always has the kids wearing beanies, flannel, and skinny jeans
go back to cuphead you fucks
>>75955782
>Implying playing a violent video game is equal to drug abuse or promiscuous sex
>QTE prompts over every body part
someone posted this on the /v/ thread and to be honest i like it.
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2266756
[spoler] /int/ernational culture [/spoiler]
>australian orcs
is that bruce the shark?
I have shadow of mordor but never played it, is it fun?
Reminder that God was a Canadian
>orcs
>"society"
why did the ring only make frodo invisible in the movie? seems like an overhyped power.
>>75955988
It's a WB licensed clone of Ubisoft games, mostly assassins creed and far cry.
who /troglodyte/ here?
>>75955931
Whats sad is that people get off to this shit
>>75956024
so no
>>75956050
Well if you liked them it's alright but they are the same game down to the character animations.
>just tried forwarding a live video
What's that green plastic thing that people use to help new grass grow called?
me on the top
denmark on the bottom
hehehe what a fail thread >>75955133
>>75956087
w-w--what the fuck? the thumbnail?
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75955790
What, did they make a new announcement regarding it?
Anyway, the game itself wasn't that bad. It was by no means exceptional, and the fact that the story was so linear without any challenges or difficult puzzles of any sort (pretty much just walking around, finding hidden objects and talking to people) definitely puts it behind compared to many story-based games, let alone games that market themselves as being choice-driven (i.e. non-linear). Also, some of the characters were really given completely forced personalities, like they were parodies. And of course the forced lesbian shit was cringe-worthy. Also, the fact that the antagonist just took photos and drugged victims rather than doing the plainly obvious thing that a psychopath would do (i.e. raep tiem) was somewhat weird. BUT, despite all of these negative things, the environment was really fucking nice, they perfectly got the "small shithole decaying American town" vibe down perfectly, and the amount of gameplay was quite decent for a story-driven game (although that "nightmare sequence" near the end was completely out of place, pointless, and really just felt like it was a filler sequence).
Really, the big problem with it is the fanbase. Without doubt one of the single most cancerous and pathetic fanbases I've ever seen for absolutely any game of any kind. And they're even on 4chan too, on /vg/. Their general (/lisg/, if I remember correctly) is literally just a fucking Tumblr colony. Absolutely disgusting how obsessed they are with the dyke aspect of that game.
>>75956087
whose that girl, denmark?
>>75956116
garfield btfo
>>75956139
tldr
>>75955988
I didn't like it that much. it was kinda cool, but just not that much fun
>>75956111
Poly vinyl film?
>>75956126
>>75956116
stop bullying me
i forget how to cross post
>>>>>>/v/thread/379886793/379914880
>those owl corpses
;_;
>>75956160
>tldr
that game itself wasn't that bad, many flaws but still decent, the real cancer is the fanbase
>>75956146
you know what I'm starting to see that feet can be cute
>>75956193
You still don't know how
>>75956177
I'm not sure, it looks the plastic used to hold a six pack except green
>>75956212
kill yourself
>>75956196
the first ori was great, would highly recommend if you like metroidvanias with good art
this is how you crosspost?
>>37649699
>>75956212
don't support him
>>75956249
I liked it
I thought the artstyle looked similar but the owl protagonist threw me off
>>75956254
you on the left
>>75956301
f-fuck u
*discontinues browsing /cum/ until E3 is over*
>no mention of D4 Season 2
God Save the Queen
May her rule last 1000 years
Woohoo james is gone
*party noises*
>literally calling it the xbox one x
Is there any company worse at naming products?
here comes anthem
>>75956283
yeah, i didn't know if it was a new ip until the end
>>75956397
when did it become okay to like fat girls
>ea president
>no fucking applause
HOLY SHIT
>EA again
>>75956410
it was originally supposed to be xbox infinity, but the marketing dept came in at the end and changed it to xbone
>>75956397
I like ass, but this ghetto gremlin is not for me bud.
>bioware
fuck you EA
>>75956437
>fat
That's a real woman anon
>>75956503
>muh body acceptance
no wonder our obesity is through the roof
>anthem
Ok now that's cool
I don't like how any of these people talk
>>75956543
You're missing out. They will treat you real good and nice
>>75956543
Probably has more to do with minorities and fast food tbqh
>>75956397
>>75956503
>>75956603
H I G H
I
G
H
T E S T
E
S
T
alri
FOB
>>75953552
This is what /int/ is supposed to be like.
why do I have so much homework for a stupid online summer class?
dammit I have to go to work in like 10 hours
>>75956667
HIGH TEST
>>75956667
>>75956667
is that new screenshot of a resident evil game?
>all of kraut's post vanishes
what is this censorship
First new game that looked okay but it'll probably be shit at release like all of those games are.
>>75956726
mods are good lads sometimes
>crackdown
Im still laughing
well that was shit
>>75956726
Not sure why, but sometimes you get b& and only the offending post is deleted but other times they clear all your recent posts.
t. b& expert
>>75956690
Fairly typical
at least it was just disappointing and not cringy also
Now let's talk of something more serious
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP*
D4 is dead, isnt it
>>75956819
idk, i liked it
7/10
>cuphead release date
>ori 2
>metro
>forza
>get home from 6 AM - 4 PM shift
>gf wants to drag me to theater to see Wonder Woman
>Blocks path
>>75956888
and whatever the fox game was
>>75956918
starting tomorrow I work starting at 2am. my manager said it was just for one week. he wouldn;t lie, would he?
>>75956937
we could have had Bernie :(
>>75956978
of course not goy
what lies will todd tell us this time, /cum/?
I am not sexually attracted to gooks
>>75957071
That he's not a handsome, intelligent man
>>75957071
his game will not have any fatal bugs within 2 years of release
proud of myself for accomplishing absolutely nothing today
>the municipality of Canada
>>75957071
I thought Todd wasn't going to be speaking this time?
>>75957124
this is why I'm buying a car in canada
>we could've had Bernie
>"DA GOYIM CHRISHCHANS SHOULDN'T BE AYBL TA HOLD PUBLIC OFFICE OY VEY"
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/bernie-sanders-chris-van-hollen-russell-vought/529614/
>>75956978
if you're filling in for someone who normally has that shift it's probably temporary, if not he might try to cajole you into working it regularly
>>75957124
Don't worry bro, we've got more immigrants coming in. As we know diversity makes us all richer.
so cum, what's your next video game purchase?
>Watching all of E3 when you can just watch the highlights (or should I say lowlights) on Youtube the next day
Excuse me while I actually play some videogames
>>75957124
>went to canada
>withdrew $120
>it only said $90 on my bank statement
>>75957184
Probably this because my friend has a shitty mac laptop and can't run 99% of multiplayer games.
>>75957184
probably a switch when Sonic mania and Rime finally release
>>75957172
>"Even if one were to excuse Senator Sanders for not realizing that all Christians of every age have insisted that faith in Jesus Christ is the only pathway to salvation it is inconceivable that Senator Sanders would cite religious beliefs as disqualifying an individual for public office.”
Jews btfo
>TES Online
people still play that trainwreck?
>>75957184
I'm thinking either Gears of War 4 or anything on my Steam wishlist that's at least 50% off when the summer sale hits
>>75957173
the person who used to do that shift just left the company. yesterday he said it'd just be a week or two while they try to hire somebody else because he wants me closing. today I saw him again while I was getting groceries(I work at a grocery store) and he said "hey, I just wanted to let you now that you'll only be doing that shift for this week"
i feel a little bad so im going to jerk off
>>75957280
I'm considering reinstalling it. It's actually not bad for an MMO, feels more like a single player RPG than it does an MMO I would spend a large amount of time playing.
>>75957280
I saw it on sale for $8 and almost bought it, but I thought about it for a bit and realized I really don't want to spend 200 hours in another shitty grindfest I'll hate myself for playing so much
watching a cure for wellness while i file some pipe
fucking can't find seamless pipe anywhere ever
>>75957300
when is the summer sale gonna be?
>>75957397
22nd, iirc
dont expect anything above 50% off though, sales have been TRASH the last 2 years
>>75957217
good on you, whatchu playing
>>75957184
prob sonic and pyre when the steam summer sale rolls around
>>75954717
>>75954717
RIP France
F
>>75957437
I wish I hade more time for games. I'm just so busy now. I don't even know why I'm posting here. I need to focus on homework
>new J utah video
>>75957307
consider asking for a slight raise (50 cents to $1 more per hour is common) to compensate for the change in schedule. if your manager is even halfway competent you'll probably get it as the cost of hiring and training someone new to work graveyard would be far more expensive than giving you a small raise
>people still play video games
>not even strategy games, just casual garbage
>>75957280
It's all Skyrim fanboys
They hated it when it came out and came up with whatever excuses they could (muh lore, muh generic RPG, muh cash grab) to dislike it, but now that there's no subscription fee it's the best thing ever.
It's only natural that they would too, ESO is basically just Skyrim with multiplayer (as much as everyone likes to pretend that it's not) and the Morrowind expansion is a blatant attempt to cash in on everyone's nostalgia (aka everyone who played Morrowind for 10 hours, did a couple fighter's guild quests, got upset when they couldn't hit anything and then went back to playing Skyrim for another 200 hours)
>>75957535
I thought you were playing games
>>75957172
>2010 accept the muslim
>2020 embrace the muslim
>2030 you are the muslim
>>75957519
I need to check the union handbook but I believe I already get shift differential pay. like I get $1 more an hour when I work sundays
>>75957441
Wolfenstein The New Order
I bough it a while ago, either during the last winter sale or even the last summer sale, but only just now got around to playing it
It's pretty damn good, I love the gunplay. Reminds me a lot of Metro 2033.
>>75957578
Taking a shit and mobileposting rn
>>75957602
>union
Ewwww,
had a really horrible nightmare that my teeth started falling out
>>75957592
>tfw people say islam and christianity are compatible
Kind of worrying how basic theological differences are ignored or chastised in the name of tolerance
>>75957602
i got 2 bux when i was operating a gas plant
shit was pretty cash
>bethesda conference doesn't start until midnight
>on a sunday
what the fucking fuck todd
>watchya thinking about anon ;3
w-what do?
for /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
>>75957641
I'm not a huge fan of the union, but when I was 17 I got a 7 full days of 8 hours pay when I was on a family vacation in Hawaii. wouldnt have gotten that anywhere else.
>playing anything besides fighting games, RTSs, or RPGs
Ah yes brainlets and normies
>>75957724
eating ass
>>75957724
Punch it in the fucking face
>>75957724
that outfit is lame
>>75957687
Not surprising that people like bernie try and pull it.
More surprising that more people don't call it out.
>>75957724
*exists in the third dimension*
Problem solved
who else in here is going to die alone and with no gf or friends
>>75957754
>playing rts games
>when gsg exists
What's cum
>>75957802
Probably me
>EPSXE doesn't work
>>75957802
we're all friends here bud
>>75957815
a chaser for fanta
>>75957769
>>75957771
>>75957775
bad posts
>>75957790
good post
>>75957852
Will /cum/ still exist 60 years from now?
I have discovered the cure for cancer, it is contained here at the bottom of this long glass tube
oops
*drops*
oh my silly butterfingers
>>75957941
i hope not
Not gonna masturbate for a few days.
>>75957953
but you obviously put the formula on a piece of paper or a document on a computer, r-r-r-right?
Hey Denmark, what's that over there???
>>75957941
4chan won't survive another 10 ten years screencap this post.
>>75958003
where?
*turns around to see*
Wonder what I'll be doing in 10 years
*ends denmarks blood line*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvVlsu-FVeY
grinding on runescape and xiv at the same time desu
can we discuss magnesium chloride
>>75958050
feeling tfw no gf
find me a car please
3k or less
RWD or AWD
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/search/cta
https://bellingham.craigslist.org/search/cta
>>75958077
yeah
>>75958079
Maybe I'll have a nice wife and a kid
In 10 years we're all still going to be here. Screencap this post.
>>75958074
how can you play like that?
you are not enjoying the games at all
>>75958099
>3k or less
>not FWD
enjoy your car that will barely run and most likely have close to 200k miles
Don't screencap this post
screencap this post.
This anon might be correct
>>75958166
thanks m8
>>75958148
afking when i'm not actually playing
>>75958200
you're welcome
whats the deal with msoft
what a shitty conference, literally they only showed 2 big gaes that arent even exclusive
asscreed and shitty generic fake multiplayer chat
>>75958202
are you using a bot
>>75958099
>>75958150
forgot to also say manual transmission
>enjoy your car that will barely run and most likely have close to 200k miles
there's also a lot of really good running cars with around 100k miles in the $3k price range
>>75958224
no
>>75957941
>>75958260
then how
>>75958285
don't know about you but I plan on living to 81 and then dying of heart disease
>>75958285
>chinese memes
burger please
>barron trump is on twitter talking about 2D RIGHT NOW
why havent you invited him to your general, cum?
>>75958307
mining on rs and doing hunting log on xiv
mainly doing the hunting log then tabbing out to drop on rs when needed
it's not really hard
>>75958343
chinese memes are superior
*live action role plays on an internet image board*
>>75958361
I am Barron
>chinese memes
Eww
>>75958307
i would prefer to be cryogenically preserved and thawed in the year 2999 like demolition man
>>75958343
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/6166963598.html
there was a blue one yesterday but it already sold
>>75958434
>>75958334
my memes folder has gotten so cluttered it's ridiculous
Stop
consuming
asian
media
chinese memes is just that pink haired bitch over and over, so lame and unoriginal
I have a better understanding of politics and modern social issues than you have
SILVERY
>>75958528
BALD
A
L
D
COALBURNING
Whats the best /cum/ meme?
vapeman is def the worst
GAME TIME
>>75958575
the one where we pretend to like asian girls
>>75958575
Always liked bebbi and /cum/beast and that fat monkey.
>>75958528
>ear tattoo
>vapeman is def the worst
>>75958666
She is trash on many levels
>>75958666
did you watch the conference
idiot
>>75958694
I come back here after a fucking month and vapeman is still a meme. What is this shit?
*sharts*
vapeman is eternal
>>75958733
go kys shithead
>>75958719
>>75956888
>>75958747
*sharts on your mother*
>forza
why do people like shitty racing games
never understood this
Shart?
Gonna be done with the college meme this year.
I should've done Trade school. After doing a bunch of blue collar shit in construction to CDC, then working in labs, I realized I much prefer hands-on.
At least, I got to study chemmy and microbio courses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iV-5CpJsmU
Why do we never see Puerto Ricans in /cum/?
hi
>tfw fat
>tfw hurt by all the amerifat memes
>tfw no gf
>>75958789
you play for score, like a shmup or an arcade game
(except the score is your lap time)
>>75958835
Do you think they can afford computers?
>>75958835
There aren't that many of them on 4chan.
>>75958852
damn senpai
>>75958858
sea of thieves looked nice
>>75958835
we had a puerto rican a while back
he didn't stay for long unfortunately
>>75958852
is that a chicana
holy guacamole
>>75958850
if only there was something you coulld do about that
Recommend me a manime /cum/ s'il vous plait
>>75958835
>>75958866
>>75958876
They usually stick to /carib/
>>75958850
Are you also hungy?
>>75958895
spreading body acceptance?
>>75958361
whoa, its real
this has got to be a shill account though. No way barron likes anime
>>75958850
EAT LESS
MOVE MORE
READ THE FUCKING STICKY
Wish I had a female friend that I could relax around and and be touchy with and listen to her talk while I played video games and she sat on me or laid down with me.
>>75958893
i like the cutesy art style and firing-yourself-out-of-a-cannon thing but i don't think it can hold my attention for more than an hour
the combat looks really weak (the skeletons barely moved, man)
>>75958975
So a girlfriend?
>>75958975
>tfw could've had this on several occasions, but also had this while I was really young and didn't notice before she had to go to some boarding school
Sometimes it's nice to have a friend with an axe wound.
>>75958975
sounds nice but good luck ma nigga
the name
xbox one x
is so so dumb
>2 months ago 190lb
>today 177lb
lads im making it
xbonex rolls off the tongue pretty well
"ecks-bow-necks".
>>75959045
I
Agree
amigo
you are doing some things wrong in your life.
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/6166963598.html
tell me why this is best car
My flaws are what me so charming, though.
>>75959121
>best car
>not a tuk-tuk
>>75959121
Too old, too many miles
>>75959121
I ain't clicking your scriptjacking malware links FUCK OFF
>re-releasing consoles every couple of years
Vidya has been too kikey for too long
>>75959121
>miata
lmao
>>75959186
The Vidya crash can't come soon enough.
>>75959238
Genuinely hope mobileshit collapses the industry
>>75959266
I was hoping VR was gonna do it, but as expected, it fell flat on its face on its first step out the door.
>>75959238
I mean the PC market has been fine. It really only seems to be consoles suffering.
>>75959181
that's in kilometers btw, so not that bad.
also considering getting something completly different and going the offroad route and something like this https://bellingham.craigslist.org/cto/6144938287.html
Canada vs Mexico in soccer when?
>>75955569
you don't play online vidya
simple solution
>>75959266
Mobileshit is not going too. Not rewarding or fun enough.
>>75959349
PC and Sony are fine. Xbox is suffering
>>75955133
>>75955133
>>75955133
p-p-please remember there's already a thread here
>>75959355
should have bought my 99 rav4
only had 340 000km on it :^)
>>75959404
fuck you /cum/ does what /cum/ wants
>>75959404
ewww someone sharted in it, create a new clean thread
>>75959409
those are garbage
>>75959445
>toyota
>garbage
alri lad
>>75959463
if you get a 4runner, pickup, sport car yeah they are pretty good. crossovers are generally garbage
Someone make a new right fucking now
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