/cum/

*sharts*

Where the fuck is hALO 6

first

Stop watching E3

Why is denmark always making the cum threads?
>>75955133

>>75959455
Denmark is an honored North American.

>>75959417
I was actually expecting something big like this at the end

I know 2 canadians irl and they're both good looking. Small sample size?

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>>75959605
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Gosling
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Reynolds
Plus pic related

This is a completely random and unbiased sample of Canadians.

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>>75957172
>Sanders took issue with a piece Vought wrote in January 2016 about a fight at the nominee’s alma mater, Wheaton College

that this guy is a Wheaton alum explains so much

for instance, while their mandatory statement of faith requires typical religious school things like belief in God, attending church regularly, praying with others, etc. it also forbids you, on and off campus, from engaging in premarital sex, drinking, drugs (even cigarettes), being openly gay, and a bunch of other arbitrary things pertaining to important issues like how short girls' skirts and shorts can be. overall Wheaton seems to attract a ton of Christian revivalists, virtually all of whom subscribe to Young Earth Creationism, genuinely loathe gay people, and view the expensive cars their parents bought them as evidence of Prosperity Doctrine

t. spent the most sober scholarship weekend of my life there bc mom is an alum and wouldnt stop badgering me about it

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>>75959700
Are all Canadian men named Ryan?

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>>75955133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKJgAzg3B-Q

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A goodie but oldie

>>75959760
Only 45%

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my porn is loading so slow

>>75959782
slowly*

*sharts*

>>75959854
shut up dickhead

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the gf

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>>75959739
>and view the expensive cars their parents bought them as evidence of Prosperity Doctrine

PROTESTANT GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN

>>75959878
Petite asian girls are better

*sharts harder*

saw the ol' oneitis today lmao

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>>75959417

>made an E3 bet that halo would be shown
>EA game

>>75959440
ms press conference is over bud

*sharts*

>>75959700
never got how grills wear that type of thing
doesn't it go up the butt and annoy them and get poo on it?

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>>75959981
leave it to bioware to make jetpacks look boring

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>tried to find a reason not to blow my brains out today
>couldnt think of a single one

haha all smiles lmao

i'm all for women lifting, being successful and in control of their bodies, lives etc.

but there's a certain point where you're just fucking delusional if you think a woman and a man with the same amounts of training will be equal

daily reminder that boys high school soccer athletes kick the shit out of women professional soccer players

daily reminder that it'll take years and years for a woman to deadlift into 300-400 range and it'll take a frat bro like a couple months

it's kind of hot desu. it's kind of my fantasy. have a girl who is strong, independent, and thinks she's stronger and more powerful then men. then i chokefuck her into feminine submission and make her feel like a real Woman again

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Yay or nay?

i'm so uninterested in E3 nowadays

tfw i hate every hobby i used to have

>>75960109
tacky imo

had my first week at domino's

don't really like meandering around an apartment complex in 109°F carrying a hot pizza and a 2 liter looking for the right apartment number only to give it to some black woman who doesn't tip, though

how r u /cum/

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>>75960109
>wooly jacket
>during summer

>>75960152
>42C
what the fuck

>>75960150
I'm not a fan of the collar desu I'm looking for one with a regular collar

>>75960179
collar would look good on another jacket but they don't go together

>>75960170
>not buying your jackets in the summer
Silly

>>75960177
it should be illegal to live in this desert, honestly

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my parents are actually fucking listening to despacito.
Puerto Ricans are worse than jews.

>>75960177
this must be what its like for americans who hear about our -40C winters

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>>75960207
>buying out-of-season styles

Can my dog eat nutella?

>>75960086
my mom was a state champion discus thrower in high school who squatted 315 lbs for reps. apparently all her male peers were afraid of her and despite having one of the top 50 bench+squat+clean totals in her school of 2000+, the football coach refused to put her on the top 50 board

>>75960282
only one way to find out. don't make him lick it off your balls though if that's what you were planning

>>75960279
I'd rather not get ripped off
You need to plan ahead

>>75960282
It's not good for you dog, like at all.

>>75960299
she should have kicked his ass

>>75960329
He bit into my penut butter and nutella sandwich thats why i ask

>>75960282
dogs can't eat chocolate

>>75960278
I don't know, when it gets cold you stay indoors and wear thick clothing.
When it gets hot you can't do anything except stay indoors.

>>75960365
>peanut butter and nutella
i hope you had like a gallon of milk with that to wash that down, i can only imagine how fucking dry that must be

anyone got a us-mexico stream

>>75960365
if he's big and it wasn't very much he should be fine, but you shouls make him throw up just in case desu

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>>75960356
>>75960367
Ruh-roh

>>75960213
APEX PREDATOR BABY

>>75960380
>not piling your peanut butter an inch thick anyways.

videogames are for little kids

>>75960398
How much did your dog bite off?

>>75960390
I don't watch poorball

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>>75960365
rip puppers
call your vet and be aware of theobromine poisoning symptoms

>>75960390
the chi thread is that way >>75953014

>>75960377
I love going outdoors when it gets super cold. I get a kick out of it.

But yeah when it gets too hot there's not much you can do about it. Just wear loose breathable clothing.

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>>75960365

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Do you see a little of yourself in your 2D waifu?

>>75960428
More than he could chew!

should I feel guilty for watching the bethesda conference over USA/mexico?

I know our guys have no chance at the azteca

>>75960428
He tore off half of the sandwich and ran off with it

>>75960445
My bro is taking hom to the vet right now

Anything Metal Gear Solid related so far at E3?

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>>75960451

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du3j4iaXX8U

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>>75960512
thankfully not
maybe a little

>>75960537
no, and i hope we don't see anything (unless it's metal gear rising)

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>>75960512
Why would I waifu myself? I fucking hate myself.

Why is /cum/ so dead

>>75960686
This is a normie general
You want faggots go to brit

could go for a brew buds

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>>75960743
go for a run like I'm about to do

>>75960743
drinking is haram

>>75960686
you have to awaken it by posting your tummy

>>75960570
I just want a complete anthology for current gen and pc desu

>>75960743
you've got work tomorrow
try la croix instead

>set Assassin's Creed in ancient Egypt
>make him black
Ah yes, Canadians

>>75960836
yes

>tfw get unmatched on tinder after sending an opening message that wasn't even autistic or creepy

>>75960931
Well what was the message?

Should I shave my legs?

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just saw a white collar professional use the term "nu-male", "alpha", and "beta".

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>>75961068
>mfw hearing my professor unironically using "toxic masculinity" on more than one occasion

Save the Puerto Rican flag while you can buds

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>>75961124
I hate both sides. Whether it's someone complaining about "beta nu-males" or "toxic masculinity", it is just cringey to here. Sort of like when I saw a bunch of sorority girls write "Shadilay for Kek my sisters!"

just

>>75961133
Still gotta wait for the old folks in the swamp to decide.

>>75960864
French-Canadians*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du3j4iaXX8U

BOTH SIDES

If Puerto Rico becomes a state they're gonna ruin our beautiful flag

>>75961041
yea it feels great if you keep them shaved

>>75961175
>>75961194
They probably won't because of a republican controlled congress.

think i should trim my pubes tbqh

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>>75961183
honestly it sort of bothers me you are here. if you're so smart you should be saving the world. you should be slaving away 24/7 for our betterment

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>>75961194
Nah

>>75961247
i don't live to improve the world for the proles. only for myself and those i arbitrarily care about

>>75961312
sry me 2 dum dum 2 understand letters. begin work smart smart

beginiin

>>75961100
I want to make mocha colored children with them.

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>i don't live to improve the world for the proles. only for myself and those i arbitrarily care about

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>tfw some nigger called me African today
Fucking hate niggers lad

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>i don't live to improve the world for the proles. only for myself and those i arbitrarily care about

so many (You)s
i don't even have to play pretend like those boring fucks. you know who i'm talking about

>i don't even have to play pretend like those boring fucks. you know who i'm talking about
words not reegister in context. too above head. work smart smart WORK

People who play Overwatch with their girlfriends are the most insufferable cunts online
Not only are their girlfriends shit at thw game they shit up the voice chat

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>i don't even have to play pretend like those boring fucks

>>75961439
This

Fuck people who have gfs

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>>75961312
cosmopolitanism is a meme for people who see the world through rose-tinted glasses

Haven't been here in months

Is this still a thread where yuros come to post about how much they hate Americans?

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>i don't even have to play pretend like those boring fucks

not directly replying to me is still a (You) in my books

God i hate americans

helloooo

HUNTS REALIZE WE ARE THE PROLES. SAN BERN IS A RETAIL WORKER, I'M DUMB, AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE IS AVERAGE. WE ARE THE PROLITERIAT THE BORING FRIGS YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE RIFT RAFT OF SOCIETY HERE >>>/sci/
LAAAAAAAA

Bitch

>>75961439
>normies are insufferable
More at 11

>>75961484
I hate myself so whatever

I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet

>>75961497
Hello Texas

*sharts*

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>still a (You) in my books

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>>75961502
the only good things to be found in /sci/ are trolly memes and puzzle threads

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>>75961550
if u r with us then u r prole 2
we r all the prole

>>75961519
What are you doing mr burger?

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>>75961590
You know, thinking about burgers and stuff.

>>75961604
makes me think of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggE3OwlPIYc


Who would have south black metal and nigger music would mesh so well?

>>75961618
Good song. Space Cowboy by him is one of my favorites

>south
i want phone posters to leave

>>75961666
haven't heard it. i'll check it out

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Why go down South to the Confederacy when you could go up North to the Union

>>75961654
>nigger music

>>75961484
wtf denmark

>>75961679
My bad. Tired and made a mistake. It's called Ghost Riders in The Sky

https://youtu.be/qt0rURntFQE

>>75961740
ok. wondering why i couldn't find the song
ghost riders in the sky is pretty good also

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>remembered i have modafinil stashed away
>also have work tomorrow and don't want to stay up all night

>>75961716

I actually didn't say that to be edgy

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/zeal-and-ardor-interview

>>75961762
take it in the morning

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was at the marina today buds

>>75961852
Where at?

>>75961895
port dover, ontario

>>75961852
did you pour marinara into the mariana while at the marina?

pretty tired feel like going to bed. Dont think ill be able to sleep though

>>75961762
Modafinil's a meme drug

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i will never be an astronaut

>>75961180
you can have montreal

>>75961964
not if you keep watching anime, you won't

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>>75961831
i'm bored

>>75961932
i'm not sure what you're implying, it's not vyvanse but i've taken provigil and had a blast
(unfortunately, i don't have provigil, i have cheap indian modalert, and it is admittedly disappointing)

>>75962008
don't you have any hobbies?

>leave /cum/ for almost two hours
>only 100 new posts
Is everyone watching the hockey game or something?

Get Out was a bad movie

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rate the gf

>>75962038
Hockey, soccer (US vs Mexico), and E3 I believe

>>75962049
the whole time i couldn't help but think "this is commentary" and it made me fucking hate it

>>75962058
Not great

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497233881375.webm

>>75962109
shut up you dumb idiot

>>75962058
3/10 unpleasant facial expression

>>75962034
i don't have a routine or anything, i'm just postponing chores that need doing
all out of liquor and liquor stores aren't open past 7 PM in PA

hungry but have no snacks and don't feel like going out
could go for a mcdouble atm

>>75962058

I think she's pretty cute, but I want to fit in with everyone one else so 4/10

>>75962058
Who?

>>75962128
do your chores.
i find myself piddling about when i procrastinate instead of doing what i actually want to do. maybe you do the same

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sry to be dramatic, but I'm deleting my reactions folder. going to try to cut down on the internet big time.

pls, if you see these people:

OR posters: tell them i love them and i will be in the area on day

PA posters: yall great. lehigh will make it one day

quebec poster: tell him *smooch*

goodbye guys. I'm going to try and not come back

>>75962116
>every white islamic convert is some kind of weirdo
Makes you think

>>75962152
instagram.com/bysofiag/

>>75962132
If you don't mind paying extra just get one of those services that bring food to you.

>>75962116
my weedfaggot looks almost exactly like that guy

>>75962155
yeah, fuck, i'll have to go do stuff

>>75962158
ey bud does that mean you don't want to b my bf?

>>75962158
obligatory see your tomorrow xD

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>>75962158
See you tomorrow autismo

>>75962169
yeah fuck paying extra
ill just go hungry

>>75962165
its like the one white guy that gets to hang out with the black guys. He has to act super extra crazy to fit in

>>75962180
i'll add you eventually

>>75962080
It's funny because blacks on twitter think it's a really deep introspective movie

>>75962165
>>75962190
>white
clearly a nullato

>>75962196
are you serious? it slaps you in the face non-stop the whole time

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WE GOT A POINT

WE GOT A POINT

WE GOT A POINT

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>>75962194
nn bud

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>>75962190
Goes for the women also

>>75962228
>not the hockey game

>tfw no American bf

>>75962262

>furpuck

Continuous inexplicable anxiety today buds

Not sure what I'm stressed about but I am.

>>75962280
>poverty ball

>>75962320
which is poverty ball?
is that melon hoop or ad-ball?

>>75962270
drop the proxy you faggot

>>75962382

divegrass

im done for today leafs are pissing me off

See you guys tomorrow

...oh yeah, tough guy?!

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Met up with mother dearest for lunch today and she told me she hasn't changed her oil in around 16,000 miles

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heh, nuthin personnel kid

*sharts*

>>75962443
Did you ask her when she is planning on going car shopping?

>>75962443
i haven't changed mine in 7 and it's making me anxious.
i bought a 10k filter and 10k oil, but i just finished a 2k drive

>>75962453
kys

>>75962492
dont be rude

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Mang0 went for a beer run and came back with this big beer. I'd never seen any bottle that big before. I said "lmao that things huge", then he called me out and told the mods to time me out.

>>75962443
I change mine every three months and I don't even drive that much.

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Stop hoarding tech

>>75962514
that picture doesn't really tell us anything
if it's a large bottle, my guess is it's malt liquor

>>75962514
doxxed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hS0Xotr5hM

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>>75962514
>gook username

>>75962464
She just went car shopping a few months ago.

>>75962470
>>75962519
I drive a lot but I'm particular about changing oil at 3 months in any of my cars. Like "40,000+ miles a year not counting driving the work trucks" a lot. She just doesn't care about cars.

>>75962540
I swear I'll find a use for my two old laptops someday

The girl I am renting an apartment with (and which I fuck almost every night) is having her boyfriend over and it's awkward.

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>>75962540
fuck right off

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP HOURS AGO

>>75962582
ask if he's interested in a spitroast

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>>75962547
it was a mickies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQhBXjBeDI

>>75962585
>not staying up to watch todd announce fallout 5 and elder scrolls 6

>>75962579
Tell her to start looking again so she can be prepared when the engine in her current car seizes.

>>75962608

fucking E3 countdown site made me think it was at 7

>>75962514
drinking a 40 right now 2bqh

ate a half microwaved burrito in the shower while peeing desu

>>75962624
The American dream.

>>75962596
I would if he wasn't so atrocious. I prefer feminine thin boys desu.

>>75962540
>>75962583

Reminder that the NCR are the spiritual successors of the USA

get some smugs here

>>>/a/158407700

>>75962611
She'll probably warranty it, think it's a 2016 Explorer. Motor wont right it off.

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>>75962638
kys, mutie

>>75962608
but I have to go to work in 6 hours

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>>75962638
Going to have to agree with >>75962654
NCR is a continuation of the 44% not the 56%.

>video games
This is an adult board kiddos. I think you are looking for >>>/b/

>>75962650
>2016 model
Shouldn't she get free oil changes?

Is she that lazy?

>>75962638
>implying yes man isn't the best option

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>>75962685
lets bomb the mosque

Poor Nashville

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>>75962617
>>75962665
>>75962687
Hope you guys will be watching the Bethesda conference tonight hahaha

i have an interview tmr, if i end up getting it ill buy a 40 oz mickise and get smashed.

>>75962690
Yea she doesn't care about maintaining her vehicle. Can't be bothered to learn how to maintain a vehicle.

>Tunnel Snakes
>Not the spiritual successor to the USA

>>75962709
get 2

1 for a buzz, 2 to drive it home

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>>75962685
muh hegelian dialectic

Can I post there, if my city was under Franco-Americano-British occupation in 1918?

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Why do I always feel most energetic when I should be getting ready to go to bed? All afternoon I could barely keep awake but now I feel like I could stay up another 3 hours

>>75962751
Puerto Ricans can still come here without passports so why the fuck not senpai

House > Legion > NCR > Independent

>>75962734
i get drunk on 3 beers. i would throw up with two 40 ozs.

i only weight like 140 pounds.

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>>75962729
This guy and his friends walk up to your gf's and make fun of her. Wyd?

>>75962687
dont you have a new job to start tommorow?

go to bed

>>75962767
Jealous 2bh

Killed a 750 of Patron by myself on Friday, remember the whole night

Bye bye Nashville

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>>75962765
this is correct

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>>75962760
I feel the same way during the summer. It's gets too hot so I just feel like being a vegetable all day then it cools down and I feel like being a human bean desu

>>75962709
Get a 40 of steel reserve

Best bargain deal for getting drunk

>>75962767
>i get drunk on 3 beers
Shaking my head

I'd need a 6 pack to get the night started.

What if Russian Federation will be renamed to United States of Eurasia?

>>75962797
>tfw i almost collapse when i go outside in the summer
fuck this

it's like i'm allergic to the sun or something

business idea

Annex Russia and take their qt grills as spoils of war

>>75962804
>USE
Seems dumb

RIP Predditors

>>75962804
It must be nice being a Russian citizen

is this /cum/ or /alcky/ ?

>>75962835
i'm just a kid homie.

it's still okay if i drink every once in a while.

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me irl

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>>75962835
I'm a teetotaler

>>75962787
>Killed a 750
did this once and remember everything. I don't even drink much. I told someone and they didn't believe me

Business idea: carpet bomb Central & South America and annex the land

>>75962835
RPing as alcoholics is /cum/ culture.

>>75962835
/cumoholics anonymous/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV6wM-vd9s


This movie was so fucking good

>>75962765
>blindly trusting some morally ambiguous rich guy in cryostasis
>not forging your own destiny

dumb tripfag

>>75962844
i'm talking about the bois who "need a 6 pack to get the night started" or "Killed a 750 of Patron by myself"
that's not healthy, friends

>>75962872
meet the actual guy who this is based off of

>>75962864
your addicted to cum maybe

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>>75962874
>not putting an autist in charge of the world

>>75962880
ye

>>75962895
nah

*gay reacts*

>>75962874
>Implying some lowly delivery man with a deathwish is capable of running an entire city
Enjoying having the Legion or the NCR come back in a year with twice the manpower and burning Vegas to the ground

>>75962912
Dakotas tier post

>>75962912
New FineBros series "gays react"

>>75962880
haha im sure its fine

going camping next week in canada. it's good because we are under the drinking age here but not in canada. suggestions?
>>75962880
I have a question. I've only drank a handful of times,less than 10. I'm 180 pounds. first time I drank, I had 9 beers in about 2 hours and didn't really feel buzzed, ended up having to take my two friends and a random sorority girl home because they were all really messed up even though they drank less than me. usually takes like 10 drinks to do anything for me.

Think the problem with wondering where it all went so wrong is there isn't just one time it went wrong. It's the continued downward spiral of things going wrong that really gets ya.

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>>75962874
yes man ending was only put in for the player if they fucked up their reputations with the other factions and still wanted to complete the game

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goodnight /cum/

>>75962947
oh right, question was why does it take so much alchohol? like after 10 I feel a little buzzed
only time I've been actually drunk a little was after a whole 750

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>Bettman comes out
>raucous booing
>Crosby ignores him

>>75962947
dude idk.
i can get a buzz going with one beer and i drink almost regularly.
probably genes.

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>>75962969

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just gotta keep trying your best so things get better and better.

>>75962947
Pound Canadian OE 40's until you wake up in the ER

Shits free up there

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>>75962997
No

>>75963005
why can't the northerners burn down some southern cities now?
we could do with a little gentrification if you know what i mean

This is my favorite movie quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k8DmSSeztk

>>75962986
that's awfully optimistic of you

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>>75962969
nn

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>>75959455
he replaced the Mexicans when we needed them the most, we cant just flush him down the toilet like some used condom

Trying to get Mexican citizenship

>>75959455
denmark is ours now

>>75963051
CHI

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>>75963028
small steps climb moutains

>>75963051
Bit ironic that they still require you to 2bh

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>>75959455
Denmark is a cutie.

cucks

>>75963063
I want a qt Mexican wife who can cook

>>75963075
Sorry non /duc/ or /fuc/ flags allowed.

>>75963051
I was actually thinking about starting a business in Mexico. I can't compete in the US but I might try to do it in Mejico.

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