/brit/

ITT:Subhumans

ITT: anime

>>75948909
>i'm really muscular lads please believe me
>prove it
>no
ah yes... the left

Eating noodles lads

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need a qt gf to cuddle

>>75948938
neeed a balt bf

im here lads, dont worry

Kurva anyád

Anything interesting to look out for at E3?

Will we get more detail on Red Dead Redemption even though it's been delayed for another 6 months?

kurwer anertok

why are mens bumholes big and gross compared to womens small and tight bumholes?

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>>75948976
Gfs are not real lad. They just aren't real.

>he drives the "virgin car"

This didn't age well, did it, @theresa_may? Great job on the dementia tax. Foxhunting? SMART. Oppose human rights? WHAT A VOTE WINNER.

>>75948997
why are you looking at men's bumholes?

>>75948973
Ah yes let me just take my shirt off on the train
fuck off

I put all my belongings in my pockets flaring my thighs so it appears as if I'm wearing jodhpurs.

>>75948991
new From game

>>75948997
heavy duty holes built for manly dickings

>>75949027
lmao you look like shit

the "virgin posture"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsx1t8TJq4

>>75949025
have no choice when that yank posts his

but unless you've never been on a nsfw site you must have seen one

it's worth noting that pictures from leftist rightist rallies that feature ugly autistic mongoloids are usually cherrypicked as fuck

there will be some utter cretins at these things but for the most part they're normal looking people, even some qts

have actually been to both a Jeremy Corbyn rally and a Pegida rally so can confirm this

black people

If you're not a lefty, why can't you just be one thi like a racist, or a homophobe or whatever? Why does it always seem to be a package deal? So if you're not a lefty, you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic bigot?

Like, all these complaints about the DUP and the media also lump in "anti women's rights" even though the leader is a woman

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sue

>>75948997
the bf's bumhole is pretty cute desu

>>75949077
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feelin like a normie today lads.

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friendly reminder

there's only 2 things i enjoy

getting wankered with the lads and shagging birds

>>75949077
pics x

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>tfw she cums first

>>75949074
>and the media also lump in "anti women's rights" even though the leader is a woman
how is that contradictory?
the interests of middle class women are not the same as the interests of working class women.
liberal feminism is cancer

>>75949077
don't believe you.

male bumholes are hairy, sweaty and dark grim places

don't know how anyone could be gay when girls have qt bumholes

*parasails amid heroic music into thread*

lads!

>>75949099
did you pay £100 for a girl's dinner? most normie thing you can do

>>75949108
it's for my eyes (and willy) only x

got a head built like a fucking rectangle

Hello eternal enemies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mMLlg9ZCJM

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Just saying.

>>75949101
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>>75949142
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>>75949117
none of rorkes solutions are practical tbf

>>75949112
back from the climbing gym

>>75949148
All estates are shite

>>75949117
but ummm sweetie those attackers were mostly citizens of their respective countries, not refugees fleeing war x

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r8 my car lads

>>75949148
honestly wince any time i see an english flag
wish that rag and everyone that flies it would just sink into the earth

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the goat

>>75949174
wrong, delusional leftypol

>>75949186
nice lel plates hahaha

>>75949125
You're a virgin if you think this. Most girls I've shagged have hairy smelly arseholes. They literally think men can't see them when they're getting shagged from behind so they take care of them.

Benders meanwhile need to take care of their bumholes so they're usually perfect, pretty, immaculate little fuckholes.

>Doing anything with the bum

ah yes let me put my dick inside a bucket of poo mmm very nice

>>75949190
why?

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women

>>75949211
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>>75949070
>Pegida
Jesus mate, how was that?

>>75949139
nah but i worked with some girls yesterday and had an alright day with em. should do it more often.

>>75949214
Germans do it, why not you?

>>75949211
proofs???

>>75949214
Don't think you know how the bum works desu

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opened the bedroom door last night and found a mouse
scared the absolute shite out of him and he skittered off back under the closet door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw

>>75949214
i dont think you understand what enemas are for

Business idea: Steal roof tiles from Dutch homes then sell them in the UK for profit

>>75949257
did this except it was a jew

>>75949210
Cheers lad haha
Going for my full license in about a week 2bh

>>75949278
wahey

love sliding slowly into my bf's tight bumhole and hearing him pant and moan as he takes my whole 8 inches x

>>75949215
only rorke normie cunts like that flag
you know the type - bald, fat, alcoholic, loud, aggressive, xenophobic, stunted, insular, superficial. all the traits that make the english such a terrible nation

>>75949232
50% has higher IQ than me

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feel like topping myself

>>75949307
reddit might be more your speed lad

Yanks out

>>75949302
your fingers are 8 inches long?

>>75949302
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>>75949252
>>75949211
FOGNT

>>75949171
>he thinks his opinion counts
HOWLING (but you are correct this one time)

>>75949190
Same as. 90% of the time, if used outside of a sports context, it's used by a racist or at the very least a racialist

>>75949236
was in Dresden for a week and they were having a rally so I thought I'd take a look

was mostly German speakers but the English speakers there were honestly decent people just worried about the way their country was going (middle aged family people).

there were some utter turbororkes though (shaved heads, Prussian flags) and you could see them cheering especially loud at some things the speaker was saying

wasn't much like an EDL rally though, no drinking or fighting. Lots of candles and singing.

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How hard is this man going to rape May tonight?

>>75949232
american physics majors really have an average 135 IQ?

>>75949168
Couple hours ago

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>>75949257
had one in my gaff some years back and set a trap with bait. worked like a charm

>still feel kinda bad about it 2bh

>>75949232
>tfw 135IQ

the story of the 2017 election will make for some great books

laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex. literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex.

what an unsatisfying fetish to invest in.

>>75949058
People under the age of 45 should not vote.

>>75949278
cheeky

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>only rorke normie cunts like that flag
>you know the type - bald, fat, alcoholic, loud, aggressive, xenophobic, stunted, insular, superficial. all the traits that make the english such a terrible nation

>Same as. 90% of the time, if used outside of a sports context, it's used by a racist or at the very least a racialist

>>75949302
>>75949400
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want to die

Gf is such a fucking attention seeking cunt.

One minute she'll be texting me about how shit she feels and how she's crying her eyes out over something and an hour later she's sending me saucy pics and videos seemingly 100 times better than an hour ago

She does this all the time. Like ''oh god my life is so hard'' then an hour later she's forgotten all about it

is hermann hesse any good

>>75949017
important question

>>75949307
Scottish flag flyers are the same in my experience
Is it true for Welsh? Definitely isn't for Irish

>>75949122
Working class women hold more conservative views on women's issues than middle class women do though.

love licking girls fannies.

Where did the "Brits like warm beer" meme come from? Never come across a warm beer in my life

>>75949427
Haha cya

>>75949264
>step one: go to the pub
ahh yes the english way

>>75949414
>>75949428
>>75949451
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>>75949307
>only
not true

it's a fine flag, been with us for centuries. We shouldn't stop using it just because thickos started appropriating it in the 60s

nothing wrong with having a symbol of Englishness and celebrating English identify

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i'm sick lads

my arse always feels like it's got more poo in it, couldn't never get a cock in there

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>>75949438
>tfw you were a jay and didn't realise it

>>75949428

women never advance beyond a year 8 mentality

>>75949525
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april
come she will
when bollocks are ripe and filled with cum

>>75949453
Compared to other countries we definitely have warmer beers, or at least a wider selection of which more will be at room temptreture but it's more the ales and stouts to be honest.

It makes sense, if we lived in the Med or the tropics we'd probably chill more of our beer for longer.

>>75949494
cuck

>>75949440
nah. live in wales and i barely see any welsh flags flying, but those i have seen with welsh flags flying are alright people, not full-on chav (those actually fly english flags usually, ironically).

>>75949498
I knew I was a Will when I was literally the only person in the entire cinema to laugh at his Armenian genocide joke in the first film. Reassured me that my brother found it funny as well.

>>75949525
I like the way breeder is supposed to be an insult bit it only makes sense as one to nihilists.

>>75949525
tfw my bf is frigid and only likes cuddling

just dropped a grape into the sofa cushion
spoiler: its staying there

have tried anal with the gf a few times and it often ended up with pooey bits, a bad smell, anal gunk

may need to try this "enema preparation" I keep hearing about to avoid all that mess next time

>>75949525
FOPT

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>FONTismo is here

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we may never have spontaenous penetrative sex but a girl will NEVER look at you this way lmao

*something which vaguely suggests i've touched a woman*

>>75949419
Do you have an England flag outside your council home?

>>75949538
hot

>live in wales
stopped reading there

>>75949564
>Armenian genocide joke in the first film
how did i miss this?

*has my video calling out the political elite on their bullshit demonitised, leading to almost instantaneous starvation*

>>75949574
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>>75949591
>>75949594
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would crush any normies in this thread to a fine dust

What is a virgin crease in jeans

>>75949587
FOY

Been away from 4chan for literally 2 days, come back and /brit/ is full of gay-posting

What the fuck happened?

>>75949587
>not filtering him years ago
genuinely surprised he's still at it haha, he probably replies to me all the time and I never see it

>>75949609
I forget exactly what he says but it's after they recommend going to Turkey but decide against it.

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>>75949611
imajun moi shock

don't wear pants
don't wear much else in public
small willy
shame

imagine getting triggered by a fucking flag. some really bitter people in this world.

>>75949622
You

anal (receiving)>anal (giving) > vaginal (giving) > vaginal (receiving)

>>75949329
dont x

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need a barron bf

>>75949615
fucking doubt it you sad cunt
while you were sitting in your room I was scrapping on streets corner
>inb4 b-but I go to gym
means fuckall when a flurry of hooks strike your jaw

>>75949635
natural by-product of the leftypol invasion

being left-wing has a natural correlation with wanting a big burly man to ravage you

>>75949635
two words: leftypol discord

>>75949557
>those actually fly english flags usually, ironically
Are you memeing or being serious? Your turbororkes fly English flags to by rorkes?

Is there something inherent in that awful flag design that attracts cunts?

Hello, I am American.

>>75949622
if you dont know what it is, you probably have one

watching this cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJtAbUj-0KY

was 24 and an incel
had a waifu from a tv show
22 mins in and he mentions he likes crossdressing and "was never meant to be a guy"

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>>75949660

>>75949635
Labour voters

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>>75949660
Do you feel safe here?
It's just a flag sweetie. x

>>75949640
Good idea, you'd think he get bored eventually

Is Wales the West Virginia of GB?

>>75949727
thats not a flag, retard.

>>75949635

leftypol lost the election and they're exacting revenge on us

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>Is there something inherent in that awful flag design that attracts cunts?

>>75949727
>you arrive in birmingham.jpg

any of you lot staying up for the Bethesda conference?

>>75949701
not even joking. i only live about 30 mins from england so theres a bit of influence, but if you go down to the chavvy areas you can see a lot of english flags flying

love right wing politics
love dick
love eccies
hate taxation
simple as

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Is it possible to get smugger than this?

>>75949747
no you fucking spastic, there is no American comparison
HATE IT when yanks say things like this

>>75949747
Wales is literally England any sense of Welsh nationalism is a meme

>>75949775
time?

I'm 27 but I have the refractory period of a 70yo man. It's around 12 hours before I'm back to peak virility

>>75949264
Pub isn't for the sake of drinking.
What?

>>75949811
5am
6am for you lot

You should stop playing video games by age 25.

>>75949796
>mostly white but full of poor hicks
hmm I dunno m8

>>75949732
Typical right winger t.bh

I'm an atheist haha

*farts*

NEEEEEEED a qt femboy right wing bf to ravage

>>75949797
Wales at least have a language which is the cornerstone of any real nation
They're more of a country than Scotland or Ireland

>>75949829
Might wake up early for it but I doubt it
>toil resumes in under 12 hours

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>>75949792

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Congratulations Lewis.

>>75949830

More like 15

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>>75949864
umm think again sweaty xx

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lads...

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>>75949877
*rises*

>>75949884
PLEASE BE IN GLOUCESTERSHIre

>>75949871
i'm a silly NEET atm
so i might as well stay up for it

>>75949893
whats a chookie breest

Haven't had a scrap in ages.

If any of you runtoids live near the Home Bargains on East Street in Nuneaton then meet me in the car park at 10pm so I can test your chin.

>>75949903
u fokin wot m8

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>>75949877
>still no mclaren points
fucking alonso was one lap away fucking SHITE chinky honda engine ffs

>>75949909
cheltenham where u

don't value F1 as a sport desu

it's 30% driver skill and 70% quality and reliability of the car, beyond the driver's control

>>75949957
Same pics x

*severs all land, sea and air links with Qatar*

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>>75949950
>Alonslow engine failure on Lap 68
>The prefecture of Ferarri strategy
>Amd Amx is kill

Memerace t.b.h.

>>75949939
meet me in Coleshill at 10pm you muggy cunt

>>75949990
nah someone might recognise me, just meet sandford park 30 min

Haven't had a trip in ages.

If any of you runtoids live near the archetype of the trickster in the collective unconscious then meet me in the perinatal realm in 2562BC so I can test your pineal.

>>75949830
My friend and I got baked and played Splinter Cell Co-op once

We barely passed the training session haha

>>75950044
Yeah m8
>>75950024
qt

>it's a benders derail the thread episode

FUCK OFF

>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

>>75950018
$troll produced some good memes around lap 50 though

>>75950024
nice brapper lad x

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>tfw schumacher is dead

>>75950054
aston villa mentioned

maryjane auryn is just amazing

>>75949950
Did the automobiles go around the bit of tarmac super fast? Awwwwwww cute

Lads where can you buy viagra?

Just wanna experiment

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why have the ulterites evolved fish gills

if gays love men so much, why do they act like women?

>>75950094
He'll come back a cyborg

>>75950077
Ocon had a good race, but Perez was being a total and utter cunt as usual.

Wish guns and bombs had never been invented and all armies fought each other with swords and bows and arrows and stuff like the good old days like real men.

>>75950075
Rasheed

>>75950094
Worse, he's a potato

>>75950107
say that to my face and not online you little toad

Amazed the tories have allowed May to survive this cock up.

>>75950126
if dykes love women so much, why do they act like men?

>>75950075
it only gets derailed because you choose to acknowledge them. if you cant ignore lines of text on a fucking website then you need your brain examined because something is clearly missing in there.

the pleasure of being cummed inside

There he is, there he goes again with his, what was it, "epic apples meme"?

>>75950162
yep that was the exact point i made. well done.

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>75950175
>it only gets derailed because you choose to acknowledge them

clearly you weren't here the other day when 2 benders spammed their dick pics and half the thread joined in with the cringe gay roleplaying
SCUM

>>75950179
bit gay

>>75950094
he was a dirty racer

>>75950204
Rasheed

>>75950184
>replying to my half an hour old edition
absolute STATE of you

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>>75950133
>>75950145

>>75950238
do one you fat paki

>>75950204
what, are you fucking 5 years old? just ignore them. its literally that simple. as simple as you are mate.

jews are the most intelligent group, and the most inbred

africans are the least intelligent, and the most genetically diverse

>>75950201
I was reinforcing your point m8

>>75950247
that orders fine for me, cba to move em
does this make me autistic or nah

>>75950154
I was in West New Zealand for 2 years. Didn't see you running your mouth then.

>>75950204
>spamming
They were links to the pictures that's your fault for clicking them

>>75950275
>and the most inbred
reckon thats muslims mate. a crazy number of their children are born disabled.

but dont you dare highlight the suffering their primitive culture causes because that would be racist.

>>75950260
>just ignore 60%+ of the thread being faggot posts

How to I get a milf gf?
Preferably susanna reid from GMB

>>75950204
>being upset over gays
Hello Rasheed

might post my willy if I'm sure the cleaner isn't on his way x

>>75950353
exactly. now you're getting it.

Did the man hold down the accelerator and turn the wheel?

>>75950275
so what you're saying is that i have to fuck my sister, got it

>>75950349
The only thing wrong with this post is Miller Lite.

making diner

(exclusive) heterosexuality is unironically a jewish invention

https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384

maybe leftypol is right...

>>75950419
fucking revolting
should ban burgers anyway desu, corrupting our british lifestyle

>religion caused shitloads of wars

true but we'd have just found some other reason/method to kill each other en masse had we not invented religion

early 20th century communism being one glaring example

JUST found out Cardiff has only been the capital of wales for 62 years.

>>75949443
end this stupid fucking meme
middle class women should be liquidated

>>75950468
but that wasn't real communism

>>75950468
but communism is better than religion

anyone here a legend?

doubt any of you are

>>75950387

only if i get to watch

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>>75950468
Communism was extremely good though, unlike religion.

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>>75950487

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>>75950498
>>75950503

sexuality does not exist

>>75950534
literally all your posts are shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqNiiJo3Pc

>>75950533
Is that the autist from that cop show?

>>75950507
was at one point
then life took a bad a turn and I couldn't fake it anymore, didn't want to

>>75950550
hello r/socialism irc channel

not sure why right wing spergs think "it wasn't real communism lol" is such a good gotcha line

FUCK CORBYN AND FUCK BROWN PEOPLE

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really want to engage in truly disgusting acts of a sexual nature with Laci Greene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bA2Gnac9OY

>Dredd 2 never

Just end my existence.

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>>75950579
r/socialism is shit though

a

seeing these posts about lads having sex with their cute bfs is making me sad
I desperately want a bf, wish I had one

>>75950586
GOVERMNENT CALLS ME RACIST JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL ALL NIGGERS

>>75948853
>why do the sit in the kitchen rather than the living room?
i guess they want to sit around a table.
>so long
because i need to go to bed at 10 and i want to just quickly eat some food before it goes bad

>why didn't you cook earlier
because they were cooking.

>>75950601
hope this latest election put the myth of a "progressive" scotland to bed
scotland is full of petty penny pinching nationalist cunts. the snp are not progressive

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>>75950650
need it in my bum

>>75950650
how big? 7inches?

bit grim phimoses and a little skinmy but still very pleasing
7.5/10

question
has communism:
a) been tried multiple times and did really well
b) never been tried, wasnt real communism

I keep getting a lot of contradictions

>>75950650
bugger off you sick faggot
r*p*r*e*

another thread ruined by faggots

>>75950583
its mocking the lefties who parrot it incessantly and think its a trump card for whatever reason. are you autistic lad? its not that hard to figure out.

>>75950650
I'd suck it x

>>75949877
thanks

>>75950633
looks like the usual reddit sperginess

>>75950650
Would kiss it x

>>75950695
a not as well as it could've though they weren't perfect

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>>75950695
>a) been tried multiple times and did really well
this one

>>75950633
heaving
bloody commies

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>its mocking the lefties who parrot it incessantly
i only see it from right wingers who think their opponents are spineless

Wish it was the 50s and I didn't have to worry about smoking :(