/brit/

Twinks < femboys
prove me wrong
pro tip you can't

based fuckin' thailad

but srs how big is that willy

imagine being a woman
all you need is a pretty face to get by

http://www.strawpoll.me/13156181

Imagine having your thread upstaged by danelad

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>on a diet
>literally just had chicken, egg and fruit/veg for months
>just had 2 mcdonalds double cheese burgers and 2 chicken burgers from KFC

>>75909211
Would personally be grimacing

*posts sue gets a temporary block for 15 minutes followed by a 3 day ban just for one single image at the start of the thread*

L E F T W I N G E X O D U S

histrionic benders out

>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/

>>75909201
don't want housing prices to be insane because of the chinks desu

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>just finished my degree
>4 months of neetdom before i start my masters
get FUCKED wagies

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can't wait for the first PMQs after parliament reopens

>>75909266
I hope someone literally throws a grenade at the prime minister

*farts in french*
le prout

>>75909225
as long as you understand the science behind counting calories then you'll be ok

>>75909189
8 inches x

>tfw depressed and stressed from wageying
>tfw some days im just too depressed to cook anything
>tfw been just buying cheesecakes and mini rolls and eating like them in one go

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Worked myself into a bit of a tizzy

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>>75909256
What, you're not a millionaire?

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Went on a Tinder date with a black qt last night, lads. Does this mean I'm a normie and have to leave?

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The absolute STATE of antipodeans

>>75909313
Autism

Would love to blow a load on man mustard up this twink's arse whilst pulling his cock off.

>>75909313
OINK OINK SQUEEEEEEEE

>>75909303
cook in bulk then you scruff

>>75909225
that's like 1800kcal which isn't really that much

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>tfw can't enjoy the weekend because of the looming agony of work

>>75909344
not at all
hope it was fun mate

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>>75909344
no it just means im going to cuck you now

>>75909344
excuse yourself

>>75909344
yes
and you belong on a fucking cross for racemixing
scum

>>75909344
So did you shag her or just pay for her meal like a beta cuck then send her off into the night to hop on another Chad's dick?

>>75909321
vancouver is just a resort town now isn't it

>>75909365
No microwave.

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>>75909372
>toe cleavage

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>>75909369
N-no this can't be happening!! I'm in c-charge here!

>>75909321
Why is it so expensive? Can't think of a single reason to visit Vancouver.

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anime

>>75909344
Cleetus get the rope.

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>>75909313
here it is

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>>75909369
>>75909416
iktf lads

>>75909344
Does she have da booty?

can't believe music videos peaked at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEn3_kMAIrI

>>75909403
I don't have one either, stop making excuses for your laziness

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the twink bf

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Take my drum to England, hang it by the shore,
strike it when your powder's running low.
If the Dons sight Devon, I'll quit the port of Heaven,
and drum them up the channel as we drummed them long ago.

>>75909470
Neck yourself.

>>75909470
wew

>>75909501
fucking faggot. fuck off

>>75909467
its the same effort then as cooking then.

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Is he the greatest ever?

>>75909506
bit rude like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpJpHFMV1X0

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Need a DUP gf x

>>75909425
see
>>75909397

Shopping, nice natures, ski resorts, stable enough politically
A getaway for Asia.

It's actually the UK's fault, in a way. If you had retained control of Hong Kong, we never would have had the mass exodus of HKers to Vancouver, which later led to waves of mainlander immigration.

>>75909303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkqbHQqLwMU
take it easy man

five inches flaccid btw

Can easily fill an entire hotdog bun
flaccid.

don't you get tired of looking at willies and bums and legs lads
it gets pretty sameish after a while

>>75909529
hope you get aids and die

>>75909571
OI HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AN LEGUTUMUTE REQUEST

>>75909575
HNNNNNG

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>>75909394
I spent £100 on the meal and drinks and got a peck on the cheek at the end. Probably won't see her again, she's gorgeous, classy and intelligent.

>>75909604
lol

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MUSSUS MAY

Quit posting gay shit.

Her majesty requires every healthy nale over 18 to go and conquer and colonize
>>75897489

Post more gay shit

>>75909604
Nice going nerd

Keep posting gay shit.

>>75909575
need to ram my eight inch cock into his little hole

>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654

>>75909590
*REQUAYST

>>75909673
>autism
GET HIM JANNY

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>>75909604

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>>75909624
back to /cum/ fatty

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>>75909646

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Very interesting, wasn't expecting such diversity of answers

Stop posting straight shit
>>75909673
degeneracy is a spook

>>75909673
>attempting to thread split 80 posts deep in the new thread

simmer down you autismo

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>>75909563
>A getaway for Asia

How the fuck is it the gateway to Asia? How? It's thousands of miles away. You've been watching Taboo haven't you?

love the latest series of orange is the new black
they're literally taking the piss

>>75909694
REALLY cute
want to kiss him x

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>>75909018
I WANT A BIG DICK TOO SO I CAN BE CUTE ALSO

ITS NOT FAIR

>>75909590
BUSSSUS BANFELD
BUSSUS BANFELD

>>75909604
>went on a """""date""""

you got used for a free meal mate, it's common practice for attractive women to exploit desperate men literally for the purposes of being taken out for dinner for free

>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654
new

>>75909725
what are you on about
did you misread getaway as gateway

>>75909604
JUST

>>75909725
Getaway, not gateway

Like what Brits do with Spain, only the Chinese buy a bunch of houses here too.

>>75909604
literally lol'd at this, you're pathetic

>>75909761
Remember to report

>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654

https://youtu.be/FGvEm1Bq3wM

the tolerant left
why would antifa go to an anti shariah law rally, shariah law is basically fascism

>>75909694
qt <3
>>75909695
based flump

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Bought four bottles of weird botanical gins at the supermarket today lads, just because I'm rich.

>>75909299
do you have a cute face?

pls say "not really" i am feeling VERY delicate and insecure right now

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>>75909604

>>75909822
Pics

>>75909761
hate gays but this is just as pathetic tbqh

>>75909604
FUCKED IT

>>75909809
opposing brown fascism is racism

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>>75909809
>American antifa
There's your problem americams are embarrassing pic rel

>>75909828
Genuinely beautiful, cute and handsome, and I'm regularly told that by many people, and that I should model.

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Bring your ship...closer

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>>75909604


R U N T L I F E

Not a big fan of the gayposting but at least it's good at scaring the yanks, Rorkes, and Deanos away

>>75909874
what are you doing here then
you have all the advantages you need

>>75909604
Howling, creasing etc.

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>£100
>one cheek peck

Could be worse...

(£4000, one hug)

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Do you doubt me?

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>>75909874
bet you're tall as well

>>75909604
PAY PIGGY, PAY PIGGY

>>75909874
ah but are you smart?
what uni are you going to?

>>75909874
Pics x
>>75909931
SCREECHING cannot imagine being such a runt

>>75909923
I'm an anxious, indecisive depressed fuck up incapable of doing anything so I just post here haha

>>75909900
it's Saturday night you delusional runtoid, deanos and rorkes are at the pub watching the footy

need a tall gookette gf

>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654

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>>75909604

Paki tier

>>75909786
I stand corrected. However you also claim it's the gateway to China or some such balls.

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>>75909975
same 'la

>>75909984
More like China's gateway to the west because they can just buy citizenships here.

>>75909961
yea I am ngl
bradford

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>>75909874
post a pic or i will kill myself right now

>>75909975
Post some examples...for science

>>75909954
5'9 haha...
>>75909961
I'm always told I am but I really don't think so, honestly don't know what I'm doing
>>75909965
shan't be posting pics on here x
>>75910025
do NOT pretend to be me

>>75909604
don't let them bully you lad
why don't you think you'll see her again?

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>>75909604

>Tfw Secondary reunion is this year

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NEED a korean gf

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Fagposting keeps the sheeds away, as does bacon

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>>75910049


>5'9"

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>>75909604

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U WANNA FUCKING GO DO YA SON?

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fuck

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>condemn Corbyn for supporting IRA
>beg Unionists for support

absolute madlady

>>75910049
>5'9
Cute

ronald gump haha

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>>75910049
which uni though

>>75910065
name? any feets?

>>75910093
squorking

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>ywn go to an American high school in the 80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4TOEMrptuQ


why even fucking live

>>75910121
bradford

>>75910127
>feets

yea nah fuck off freak

>>75910093
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaHAHAHAHAH

>>75910135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfIcZtjAch8

Don't you, forget about me.

>>75910103

>comparison unionists with the IRA

Hmmm....

>>75910092
why does that man in the front row have a picture of Judge Holden on his shirt?

>>75910135
look like a bunch of tossers

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Need an asian gf

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>>75910093

Made another couple thousand off Ethereum today lads

>>75910032
please don't kill yourself x
>>75910121
haven't decided
>>75910137
OI STOP IT

>>75910049
>5'9
>told to be a model

dont think so 'la

>>75910135
probably full of niggers and mexicans now

progress, eh? really makes you think

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>Lauren got chemicals thrown at her by Antifa


:(

>>75910191
whats your most ambitious option youre considering
and what is your estimated liklihood of getting in

>>75910176
you've got some fucking front to be calling other tossers mate

round your ends if someone farts the whole country hakas and thinks they look dead cool

embarrassing faggots

>>75910093
>>75910161
wait that's not real is it
posted too soon x

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>>75910173
see you in 3 days kid

>>75910165
they're just as bad

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>>75909612
>>75909649
>>75909693
>>75909758
>>75909766
>>75909789
>>75909829
>>75909849
>>75909894
>>75909929
>>75909955
>>75909982

Well at least I tried. She tried to get me to pay for her taxi at the end too but I didn't.

>>75910193
yeah I'm fucked there, might be able to squeeze another inch or two in a year

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>>75910221

>>75910235


Lol not even close

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>>75910244
>She tried to get me to pay for her taxi at the end too but I didn't


ahahahahhhahaha oh my fucking life mate

she's seen you coming a mile off

>>75910173
does sue have an instagrm?

>>75910244
Damn she completely used you for some food, literally milking you dry

>>75910244
>She tried to get me to pay for her taxi at the end too but I didn't.

Fucking hell include me include me in the screenshot. I'm doubled over.

>>75910244
You got played nigga

ok virgin question here


lets say you fuckin' a bitch, right? how common is it to like.. you know... cum at the same time.


does that like happen regularly and stuff??? or is it rare???? asking for a friend

>>75910268
just googled about that fella in the reaction pic
https://youtu.be/Zk_s3r4MVg0
i can see why hes so popular now

>>75910269
yes but doesnt post on it much its all about the twitter

>>75910211
nah it was piss, not chemicals

>>75910289
hmmm yes double reddit spacing

creasing

fucking embarrassment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7DzheCeuQ

>>75909604
everyone's replying at this so I'm doing it too

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>>75910244


Pay up piggie

>>75910255
if you're 18+ you aren't growing anymore

if you go out for a meal with a girl then make a run for it out the window in the toilets before the bill comes can you get arrested?

asking for a friend

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>>75910135
>tfw no rad butt

>>75910291
link to sues twitter pls

>>75910289
literally never

>>75910191
TELL ME YOUR UNI OPTIONS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>75910309
shit

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>>75910244
>She tried to get me to pay for her taxi at the end too
oh my lord

>>75910290
>just googled about that fella in the reaction pic


fuck off rasheed

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>>75910316
https://twitter.com/yuzu_amanatsu

>>75910339
why does that make me a 'sheed
i just never watch telly

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latest images from 10 downing street

>Priti Patel will never be PM of the UK

jdimsa

>>75910368
cheers lad

>>75910325
Already wanked off twice over his hard dick pics

Wanna chew on his soft flaccid knob

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just dropped a gurner

>>75910370
hon hon hon

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>>75910039
love central and east asians, hate south asians simple as

>>75910135
No blacks, no spics, no SJW retards, a strong and stable true conservative in the WH. How do we go back?

>>75910331
I don't know! I have no idea! Probably suicide!

>>75910397
any good subreddits where I can indulge myself for hours and hours?

>>75910397
She is a South Asian.

Go read on the migration of Koreans to Central Asia, you tit

>>75910039
>...for science
literally go back to r*ddit

>>75910451
I've been on reddit maybe 3 times in my entire life for under a minute each time, I couldn't tell you

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>Go read on the migration of Koreans to Central Asia, you tit

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>>75910432
GIVE ME AN IDEA OF THE LEVEL OF UNI YOU ARE LOOKING AT

OXBRIDGE?
RUSSEL GROUP?
AVERAGE?
POLYTECHNIC?
COMMUNITY COLLEGE?

>>75910500
oh will you fuck off already
stop ruining our threads. narcissistic piece of shit

>>75910406
can't

>>75910473
korea is east asian you dumb paki

>>75910482
me on the left

>>75910500

stand up and take pics

>>75909431
ta la x

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>>75910500
bigger than me hard

>>75909185
What's the difference?

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>>75910268
>>75910271
>>75910275
>>75910277
>>75910307
>>75910336

Stop mocking me. I tried being normal and this is my reward.

Let me serve as an example to you all.

>>75910526
sorry, I really didn't mean to

>>75910512
russell group
I'm deciding between leeds trinity and bradford

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the absolute state of yanks

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>>75910526
Fucking SEETHING pindick

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how do i shag a prostitute without having a panic attack

>>75910586
you came into the thread saying you were a normie cos you got a date you utter tit

>>75910594
fucking kek fuck off with bradford

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496658140865.webm

Imagine working in a call centre lads

Someone actually taking this much interest would probably be the highlight of your week

>>75910615
just relax

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>>75910594
Phew
S A V E D

thought for a second i was going to have to off myself there

>>75910592
bullshit
you fucking love being the centre of attention. that's why you've spamming pics and derailing threads with gay RP when you can do the same on /soc/ or /lgbt/
now fuck off

>>75910615
if you can't fuck a whore without sperging out, how are you functional?

Anyone got any slow-moving electro-pop yank college montages?

>>75910610
isn't the mexican kid from modern family?

i have something to admit lads.... i have roughly 80-90% accuracy in predicting which of my posts will be fedora'd

nearly every fedorable post i've made in the last 3, maybe even 4 years

https://twitter.com/tom_watson/status/873630278375411712

>>75910642
I was just joining in all the gayposting and doing what people told me, I'll stop now.

>>75910615
stay at home and wank instead. you'll feel like a right mong after you've cum and are down 100 quid

>>75910676
>I was just joining in all the gayposting

you started it
histrionic piece of shit

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/brit/ in an image

>>75910615
get an eastern european one

just got home wats good

>>75910637

sounds like owen jones

hate sheeds
love rorkes
love pints of heineken
simple as

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Got that stupid fucking "Don't you forget about me" song stuck in my head now."
DONT
DONT
DONT
DONT

How do I convince the gf to start doing squats

>>75910676
>>75910739
FAGGOTS FUCK OFF

>>75910746
You're welcome

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ah yes... /pol/

>>75910698
I genuinely didn't, you carry on saying rude things though and I'll punch you right in the side of the head with such staggering force you will disintegrate into sub-atomic particles.

>>75910748
tell her that her ass is fat

>>75910637
I do work in a call centre. Bet you any money that BT customer had his service cancelled off the back of that call.

>>75910748
>Gun, mate.

washed benzos with a pint hahahah

reading all these leftoids pretending to be outraged over the DUP's stance on abortion is pretty fucking fun. these tards can't go more than 5 minutes without wanting to feel oppressed

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>tfw instead of fixing your insecurities you just worked really hard so you almost never meet anyone better than you
I mean it works for now, but I cant help feeling I'm going to have an absolute meltdown when I inevitably do meet someone who is smarter, taller, cuter, more sociable and more wellendowed than me.

>>75910772
at 5'9" i'd like to see you try

>>75910766
what am I meant to be looking at

>>75910704
what uhhh

what seems to be going on here

>>75910766
this picture is unironically better than any pic i've seen of leftypol or reddit

>>75910772
Lel. based twink

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>I do work in a call centre.

need a tomboy gf

>>75910766
premium bussy in the centre

>>75910685

Think I'll feel more of a mong turning 30 as a virgin. The money isn't a factor at all, my ability to actually have sex is the issue. I obviously have major social problems, I've never kissed a girl, it sounds absurd for me to visit one and be fucking her within 10 minutes of meeting.

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It was the US which made english the global lingua franca, want proof? All countries that learn english learn the american version of english and not the british version of english

>>75910790
Booze and benzos at any dose is an instant blackout for me. I'm someone who blacks out drinking heavily alone but with benz on top I cannot remember anything.

Watched a film 2 weeks ago on 0.25mg clonaz and a bottle of Koppaberg Mixed Fruits (unironically, no memeing) and can remember absolutely nothing about what happened in it.

>>75910797
>pretending
Mate, have a collection of your letters with yourself

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>>75910766
no you don't understand, they're the intelligent enlightened ones

>>75910850
base croat

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>>75910803
I will put you to sleep forever, your last meal with be the curb.

>>75910850
Not even remotely true. Literally all language teaching materials and textbooks are in British English. Brits make a much more concerted effort to export their language abroad. t. English teacher

>>75910772

try it you queer and i'll sock you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered

>>75910847
>30
>virgin
Literally Japanese level

>>75910850
thats wrong tho

the Received english accent dominates in nonanglo countries

>>75910847
so you're going to lose your virginity before you have your first kiss presumably (you don't kiss prozzies), oh dear
I wouldn't bother. sex isn't all that great most of the time.

>tfw not really interested in consumerism.
>tfw i could own my own home and had basic income to take care of basic needs of food i would just spend my days reading and reading and practicing languages and art

>Tfw instead i have to sit in an office 40 hours a week helping people's banking concerns over the phone

it annoys me. I don't want to be able to buy a beemer or go out clubbing or have flash clothes.

fucked a girl for 20 minutes straight just now, from when i started pumping to when i stopped. helped a lot to have the armrest of the couch to push off with my feet but fuck i'm worn out

>>75909654
>>75909654
>>75909654

new

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the gf

>>75910863
yeah it was like this the first time i mixed both but its good now
goat feeling tho, was riding on my bike and feeling the sweet wind in that summer evening and felt like this was it

>>75910637
me shouting

>>75910766
actually a pretty diverse and normal looking picture by 4chan meetup standards. Couple of them are a bit goofy looking but not horrible.

>>75910905
One swift kick and you'll be sent out of the atmosphere, I'll point you out to everyone as you burn up upon re-entry

>>75910940
>not even 290 posts

neck yourself laddie. these threads could go on for 400 posts without a problem if people werent so autistic

>>75910766
fuck look at the based black guys

>>75910920
>Non brits speak with an english accent
Lmao, people only do that to mock you

>>75910920
french accent dominates here

>>75909142
>>75909142
>>75909142

Bit slow aren't we

>>75910978
Yeah

>>75915269
yes, you are.

hoof

bums