A thread about British culture
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need to get lunch but thoroughly enjoying this yankbashing
Feel sorry for the good yanks that people get mixed up with autismo yank
>>75883449
No but I do wonder why the colonies won't fuck off from /brit/
>>75883810
>good yanks
>>75883810
>good yanks
oxymoron
>>75883810
Thanks lad
dubs and wank
if dubs, fuck canada
>>75883810
>good yanks
dont give them hope, every single one thinks they're the "good" yanks
Fucking come at us then Yanks. In the immortal words of Justin Trudeau, "We're resilient enough to handle, uh, bad things happening. Without, y'know falling into a bad space."
>>75883827
(I'm football yank btw)
Is the day so young?
why didn't you let him in?
>>75883817
Very interesting how the criminal misfit nation is now the best anglosphere nation all things considered.
I think that post is some pretty words, but it goes as this:
>the weirdos and unhappy leave for new worlds
>the unambitious and risk-averse runts and satisfied oligarchs and nobles stay behind
>>75883848
>>75883851
*burns a pile of dead leaves*
>>75883859
Oh to be a normie
Post your favourite workout pump-up video/song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
>>75883852
Yes I am
yanks bullying canadians is like screaming at a mirror desu
>yanks get bullied by british and australian posters
>"f-fucking leafs"
Howling
>>75883810
"And then they come, 80 million worthy Anglos, and each one has his decent Yank. Of course the others are vermin, but this one is an A-1 Yank"
>>75883863
they're the best because they have a land that's 5x as fertile as china by some estimates and the third biggest population in the world
>>75883863
If it's the best then why don't you live there? Quick hop across the border after all
absolutely LOATH yanks
Can you even be called a man if your hands have no callouses?
i'm a hardcore gamer and could beat all of you at cod
>>75883788
>A thread about British culture
>>>/pol/129278805
Well /brit/?
>>75883886
actually, canadian posts are abhorrent consistently
why does being a loser have to feel so good?
>>75883788
literally smoking a rolling machine spliff when I seen this thread
spooky
>>75883937
Pics
The word "Yank" just sounds vulgar 2bh
Lads what happens if you're late to work, or you skip a day?
>>75883913
state-issued escorts on a male's 18th birthday
>>75883904
>>75883905
I was talking about Australia, actually. Since when were the States the "criminal misfit nation"? Whether you look at HDI figures, social policy, immigration policy, GDP growth, they seem to be leading the foray.
>>75883951
lol
>>75883848
>>75883886
>>75883949
you're a little obsessed lad
>>75883951
you're probably joking about this but i unironically think it would help a lot
>>75883927
someone hasn't been to the canadian conservative party twitter, their posts are great
https://twitter.com/CPC_HQ/status/872958930892333057
>>75883927
Why are you so afraid to stand up for yourself when you're getting bullied by the Brits and Aussies? Don't know why you think shitposting about us is a way to cope with being bullied by them.
>>75883961
Yeah but the convict thing is a bit of a meme in Aus
Ah yes the tanks
They gave us such great posters as Riley, and that one lad who tried to force his own identity around liking arsenal or something
what's that stopmotion or claymation program about a kid with huge red hair?
Me meat pie in the oven is nearly done lads.
>>75883975
Me mentioned!
>>75883965
>>>75883848
>>>75883886
>>>75883949 (You)
>you're a little obsessed lad
Only one of those were me, pig
Why is the torygraph printing fake news?
https://twitter.com/RuthDavidsonMSP/status/873296157270827009
>>75883983
angry kid
actually i dont think thats what you mean but it fits the description so~
Got called a menacing beast of a man in New South Wales lads
>>75883999
Nice trips lad.
children's shows are creepy
>>75883992
do aussies call them oven pies or shop pies?
>>75883992
can't tell if this is about taking a shit, having a baby or an innocent post
>>75883972
Why are you so afraid to make a good post? I hope Shkreli rangebans Canada.
>>75883975
>tanks
No more spellcheck for me it seems
>>75883913
5/10 made me lel
>>75884008
Thanks lad
Thailad here
daily reminder that the entirety of /brit/ is a gimmick for Yanks. it exists solely for our amusement so that we can come here and post stuff like la, lad, slags, arse, smeg etc
ANYONE not a yank is a source for n our amusement, nothing more, nothing less
carry on now
>>75884003
that's the one
generic names are always harder to find
>>75883932
lasts as long as you have something left to lose
>He promotes the use of nitrogen and suicide bags with lectures and films, such as Doing it with Betty – in which an elderly woman describes how to make a plastic 'exit' bag,[19][20]
Who /pints/ here? Who /pissed/ here?
Got cut by a thorn about a month ago, there's a red raised bump there now with some black dot. painful if I push on it. should I go to the GP?
>>75884020
I thought it was some eighth level rhyming slang desu
is there a human repair shop
need a big job
>>75883995
Fuck off Riley
Literally becoming a hand model
>>75883992
had a tourtierre for lunchums
>>75884010
neither
daily reminder that the entirety of the world is a gimmick for Yanks. it exists solely for our amusement so that we can come here and do stuff like drone strikes, cia backed military coups, crippling economic sanctions, invasions, nukes etc
ANYONE not a yank is a source for n our amusement, nothing more, nothing less
carry on now
>>75884043
tipsy
love pints
love slags
don't hate anyone
gimmicks? love 'em
not complicated, simple as
Frenchlad tell me about your night? What did you do?
>>75883945
nah
fun fact: the £20 note in OP is a counterfeit note that I bought from my mate in exchange for a pint
I bought a chocolate bar with it from a paki shop and got £19 change in real money
>>75884044
>about a month ago
What do you think you spastic
>>75884090
You the French lad that's REALLY into beer?
>>75883983
Adventures of Mark Twain
*plays the fiddle*
*the yanks dance around my post uncontrollably*
>>75884097
doss cunt
>>75884059
>>75884067
>>75884098
>>75884112
Literally cringing at your flag and choice of words and imagining the vile cretinous slug hiding behind this post.
>>75884103
I don't know??.??
>>75884077
That can't be real
get goosebumps easily when i read a scary story doesn't matter if it's shit or not simple as
the youtube piano phenomenon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq1TTCi9RVA
>>75884109
non
>>75884111
just remembered I have some lsd kickin aorund
I know fuckall about what the DUP want other than "fuck Sinn Fein", would the fact that the Good Friday Agreement is partially contingent on the European Convention on Human Rights mean that they support or reject May's desire to repeal the ECHR?
dance, yankie, dance
*the yanks do a funny dance to the cheerful tune im playing*
>>75884101
I'm more impressed with those nuggs
They sparkle so good
Do they have taco bell in the new sealand?
>>75884138
You may find that quite an interesting watch then
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4582186/Teen-boys-tell-girls-stop-dressing-like-THOT.html
>>75884098
too late!
just did a colossal poo
bum is sore
Daily reminder
>>75884152
what breed of cattle is this?
>>75884152
this happened in canada lmao
>>75884168
so glad we have uniforms in schools here
no wonder north americans are so dumb, there's nothing binding them to their education
>>75884168
>a tiny little incident in a tiny little town in the bumblefuck realms of Alberta makes international headlines because it has a "sexism" angle
How do people even take the news seriously nowadays
>>75884168
Teen girls BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI0fyOaD94Y
>>75884198
Fuck off liar
>>75884198
Canadians are pure evil
>>75884180
J'aime la langue française. Mon frère est à moitié francais. Son père est originaire du congo.
day breaking
nightie brit
nightie yanks
nightie leaves
nightie trump
nightie trudeau
nightie may
nightie jeremy
nightie oz
nightie nz
nightie nsa
should sit down one of these days and do a big think as to how to fix my life
>>75884243
Bonne nuit feuille sympathique!
who /comfy90s/ here?
https://youtu.be/rAsnPhYvK-s
>>75884258
fuck off
It is the 21st Century. For more than a hundred years The Anglo has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Albion. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the blood, and master of a million countries by the might of his inexhaustible lies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Industrial Revolution. He is the Carrion Lord of the Commonwealth for whom a thousand Aryans are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Anglo continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty Businessmen cross the muslim-infested miasma of the Continent, the only route between distant still important countries, their way lit by the Astroanglonomican, the psychic manifestation of the Anglo's perfidy. Vast armies give battle in his name in uncounted nations. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Special Air Service, blood-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the British Army and countless commonwealth defence forces, the ever vigilant British police and the Web-priests of the Anti Internet Hate Crime Unit to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aryans, muslims, muricans - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody shadow-regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of tradition and patriotism, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of Empire and Glory, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the Continents, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
>>75884258
fuck off
>>75884244
salem
Only one British poster in the last 13 post BRITS BTFO
>Senior Tory MP: "We all f***ing hate her. But there is nothing we can do. She has totally f***ed us".
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/873192710286475266
ah yes women
>>>/r9k/37613688
>>75884162
did you hear taco bell is supposed to start serving beer and margaritas beginning this summer? they're also planning to open up hundreds more stores
>>75884272
sice soliloquy
can hear the gook neighbour speaking in gook
not a fan of this
me as the /brit/ poster
>he needs a rolling machine
Come now
>>75884273
gas the LEAFS lad
>>75884290
Yes. Planning to have a cheeky pint with my crunchwrap supreme this summer.
>>75884162
no but an NZ Indycar driver got robbed at gunpoint at a Taco Bell before the Indianapolis 500
>>75884258
https://youtu.be/-7N0B0IVibY
>>75884302
Want a hit?
>>75884317
Sure
love apple juice so i do
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496905711406.webm
You can pinpoint the exact moment when the yank chickens came home to roost.
>>75884327
you mean cider?
>>75884327
alri pet
https://twitter.com/mcfIymarty/status/873316207914622976
>>75884324
Open your lungs for daddy
>>75884330
Hey asshole 9/11 isn't funny okay bub?
>>75884338
no
>>75884340
just like it simple as don't make assumptions
>>75884344
>even with a rolling machine he cant roll properly
Good god man.
No I dont trust you
>>75884341
fuck off 8ch
>>75884365
i'm not lad settle down
NEED a shark girl gf
>>75884365
what did he mean by this?
how do i reconcile my trap fetish with my fascism
>>75884330
Still blows my mind that 9/11 is an actual thing that happened.
lads repeat the word Google loads of times, it loses its meaning and sounds stupid haha
>>75884363
quit pretending to be a human with feelings
imagine just working in your office when suddenly a plane hits and suddenly you're trapped and suffocating
goes to show we should probably all kill ourselves
Watching basketball
>15°c
>>75884395
exposed
>>75884369
How's this?
>>75884376
me too thanks
>>75884412
your flag gave you away
why hasn't there been another "9/11" so to speak, since 9/11?
>>75883833
Happy fapping friend. Checked.
>>75884433
never understood that either
>>75884289
women are evil
(((9/11)))
>>75884433
Pissing in an ocean of piss
>>75884446
truly the niggers of gender
>>75884418
Much better
https://youtu.be/ePcqdui2_Vc
good night la
>>75884461
Thxs bb
>>75884330
only lefties and literal pakis make jokes about 9/11
remember when i was in IT and we had to make some sort of questionnaire or something and under gender i gave the options "male", "female" and "other" and the teacher told me to remove "other" because she was a battleaxe catholic
>>75884487
https://www.ableammo.com/catalog/sig-p226-pistol-e26r9legion-9mm-high-checkered-g10-grip-legion-grey-pvd-finish-sig-night-sights-p-143820.html
how do i rate?
What gender do you lads identify as?
going to roll a cheeky single skinner
>>75884516
female (male)
>den gram amber leaf? are you joking
>>75884517
Pics
>>75884516
male
do men belong to women
>>75884517
>single skinner
hmmm interesting
>>75884531
considering employing the rolling machine
Gonna do a get drunk and watch Carrie & Lowell Live lads
>>75884572
As you should laddo, as you should
Ps: add a sprinkle of kief on top ;)
was out in public the other day in my shitty bogan town and it occured to me that a casual observer would consider me just as lowlife as those around me
little do they know, i post on 4chan so i'm automatically a member of the upper echelons of society
>>75884540
yeah they do
almost everything men do is done to get women
if women didn't exist you would just have everyone sitting around doing nothing except for some turboautists who compulsively play chess or whatever
>>75884526
Good lad (lass)
>>75884535
Erm...please tell me you're not straight and white as well
>>75884585
gotta be a member of the elite to hang here
>>75884585
are you that serbian turtleneck
>>75884592
I'm a fucking white male
>>75884529
>styled fag packets
blast from the past
can't believe we were so barbaric
the Lincolnshire gf
https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/872961157132410881
the gf
got a mysterious red dot of some kind on my arm, been there for years
>>75884614
NEED cis straight white males out of business, sunshine
>>75884622
want those thighs on my face NOW reeeeeeeeee
>>75884630
>brown eyes
>have the room at the top of the house where all the heat rises into
got no air in this room all year round, it's horrible
Even the cutest girl you know still pushes big stinky poos out of her bumhole on a daily basis
>>75884653
How's you view?
>echelon
ITT: Anglos hairsplitting when all the anglo cunts are equally bad with maybe yankland and prison island taking a close lead
>>75884630
what's she been smoking?
how do i come to terms with knowing shark-girl gfs will never exist?
>>75884663
can't complain
>>75884678
Get the fuck lost
looking at a pic of me and my ex kissing
makes me miss her and realise how fucked my life is now
>>75884699
All that matters
Got called autistic
Rate my hat brit-amigos.
Anyone else here Anglo?
got called a fucking white male
>>75884730
its ok
gota fucking white male caught
god called a fucking jew
>>75884730
Is that a power pole?
>>75884731
nah don't believe in race
>>75884752
they got that direct line to the big man upstairs
>>75884710
LOL at least I can acknowledge my cunt is a complete shithole
Your country is filled with rotted teeth and stoners and mime is filled with racists and obese people. Are you seriously going to argue this?
WE'LL FIGHT AND DON'T SURRENDER
SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE
WITH HEART AND HAND AND SWORD AND SHIELD
WE'LL GUARD AUL DERRY'S WALLS
>>75884764
you probably have more stoners and we probably have more racists desu
I've wanked around 7 times today. Not much baby batter is coming out anymore
>>75884771
if ever i needed proof that /pol/ are retards is that they're idolising the shitshow that is the DUP
>>75884730
it alright
>>75884778
Agreed, although I never saw the UK as a white supremacist cunt.
>Sufjan works out
>>75884778
Canada has the most stoners per capita of all English speaking countries I reckon.
Unless maybe if you count the Dutch as English speakers.
>>75884754
It's like a customized cross. It's the Judas Priest logo.
I've researched men and I found that they do wank whenever they got nothing to do
Need liposuction
EL CHILENO
>>75884807
firstly netherlands is more of an english speaking country than canada
secondly nobody mentioned canada
thirdly fuck off leaf
>>75884807
Stop advertising that.Um only dopes smoke dope.
>>75884764
I'm not going to argue anything with you, you fucking slime. Get the fuck out of /brit/.
lads how do i get a sex drive
literally never wanked and i'm in my 20s
>>75884838
low test
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>>75884808
Ohhhh haha I see it now
>>75884828
wut?
Any lads wanna play a game of slime soccer
loch ness contains more fresh water than all the lakes in england combined
>>75884829
perfidious rosbif I do as I please.
>>75884838
Maybe your not wanking to the right stuff? Shit are you gay?
shia lacuck
>>75884859
I want to believe
>celebrity tweets something they instantly regret
>erm...actually that wasn't me my account was hacked sweaty
ah yes
>>75884838
Drink maple syrup it will make you virile and healthy in the pants like a lumberjack.
>>75884799
we have the most fascists parties of any country ever
>>75884901
Or a beaver
>>75884895
who did what now
>>75884838
nonce
>>75884913
Beavers mentioned.
>>75884852
why do chileans like shitty metal?
>>75884820
>>75884838
fiddle around with your foreskin
what do you feel?
*forces your head*
>>75884931
ANGRY BEAVERS
eat a beaver save a tree
hate leafs
nuke the whales
yourworldoftext.com/britchon
yourworldoftext.com/britchon
yourworldoftext.com/britchon
yourworldoftext.com/britchon
another day of anime
:)
*heems you*
>>75884952
fuka u hahaha
>>75884987
how's the missus mate?
>>75884988
somehow I get the feeling you're not really japanese
>>75884980
For Little Lisa
really want this girl to be my gf desu
making an arrangement
>>75885034
>Scotland Saddlebreds
bitch is stealing our horses?
>>75885041
will be there
>autismo yank is here and posting the same shit again
>>75885034
is this techwear?
>>75884996
Were you mocking the image or having a stroke?
>>75885015
females are subhuman
>5'8
Reckon I should 'cide. A good 80% of men are taller than me. About 20% of women are taller than me too and it is absolutely degrading walking past them.
I feel like a child
Baron Trump will inherit a dynasty and rule with an iron fist
>>75885047
scotland county is a neighbouring county to my own (moore county)
>>75885071
>tfw 6'3
>>75885057
prefer not to say
>>75885071
yeah it's mental these days, i'm 6'2" myself and when i'm out in public it seems like most of the lads i see are taller than me
>>75885096
My dad is 6'2"
>>75885085
oh right haha, didn't know that existed
I know there's an Edinburgh in Illinois or some place
>>75885096
same t.b.h, yougins are only getting taller
>>75885096
really? I'm 6'3 and I hardly ever see people taller than me.
>>75885105
i'm not surprised you don't know about it it's a real bumfuck nowhere place
>>75885104
don't care
unironically 5'6
started out ironic like but forgot to grow
>puerto rico is becoming a US state
20% white when
>>75885153
haunting image
hope you look handsome
stood next to a woman at the bus stop and the top of her head came up to my elbow
>>75885071
Don't get too worked up over it anon. Most women who actually care about you really won't mind your height.
I'm sure you'll find someone :)
>>75885182
So she's a midge?
Business idea: don't procreate with people under 6'
>>75885190
nah but I think she was pretty much as short as you can be without being a dwarf
>>75885159
if Puerto Rico EVER becomes a i'll post my face here
won't happen
>>75885163
painfully average desu
not that it matters because i'm a funny fucker
>>75885201
Hawt
>>75885210
there was a genuine midge at my old work, was about as tall as my legs haha
>painfully average desu
>not that it matters because i'm a funny fucker
>>75885200
Genetics from ancestors still pop up though.
Source: My dad was 5'9 and my mom was 5'4, and I ended up being 6'2.
digimon post your gf
>>75885207
oi oi make us laff johnny hahahaa *pokes your chest*
>>75885207
Midgets are funny desu
> i'm a funny fucker
>>75884838
literally never would've wanked if a girl didn't tell me to when I was 13
I was always distracted by vidya
You should stop playing vidya and either get a girl to have phonesex with you or call babestation
>>75885232
*springs up 7 inches to catch your jaw*
who's laughing now ey
>>75885207
*towers over you*
NEW
>>75885079 →
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>>75885249
BAHAHHAAHHAHAH
>>75885242
squealing what is this from