/britfeel/

>>37608681

Just got back from a curry with the lads actually

Just got some sick deja v lads.

>>37608681
>Friday night in eating mikado at a reception desk all night edition
fixed that for me

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It can't keep going c-can it?

>>37608719
but it's not curry club today lad, you're ripping yourself off

>>37608745
what happens when people realize altcoins have no purpose and try to all cash out?

won't look too pretty i'd imagine

>>37608752

Not in spoons tonight lad.

>>37608762
>have no purpose
as long as illegal substances exist they have a purpose

>>37608729
whats that one of those new street drugs?

nth for mentally ill waifus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhQRqx0n8o

>>37608773
incomprehensible lad, where else do you go for food with the lads

>>37608774
You're talking about bitcoins or cryptocurrency as a general idea, the lad you're replying to is talking specifically about altcoins i.e shitcoins.

>>37608774
yeah desu I didn't look at the pic and thought it was some altcoin and not bitcoin.

It'll probably reach like 3-5k before dipping and shite. I have a feeling longterm a superior coin will emerge and bitcoin will be anicent, a bit like myspace into facebook into twitter/instagram sort of evoloution. myspace was "too big to fail" much like bitcoin

>>37608745
is the guy telling everyone to invest in something called "NEXUS or NXS" still here ? hahahah eth is the future

The fuck is the point of altcoin? What can you even buy with it that you cant with BC?

>>37608829
some tulip mania shit going on, people are speculating and investing in them on their future usage which is also non-existant, it'll all come crashing down back into bitcoin/eth and perhaps one other emergent coin I'd imagine

I have no idea though, I just lurk /biz/ and don't put any of my own money in

>>37608829
because they have different """features""" then BTC

literally every one is just a pump and dump meme

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Milk Cat 80

>>37608829
something something UASF something something transaction fees something something BIP 148

(I have little to no idea what those words mean)

Any wagies with savings?
What are your plans?

I'm getting to save about 1,500 a month but I'm a billy no mates who only plays vidya

>>37608893
I've got nothing I want to save for so no

would anyone care to bum me?

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They say they're a part of you
And that's not true, you know
They say they've got control of you
And that's a lie, you know
They say you will never
Be free, free, free

>>37608681
this fucking heat lads, wearing me out like an old cum sock

>oneitis invites me to a party tomorrow via facebook
>havent spoken to her in over a year
>text her about it
>no reply

Might load up on ecstasy and go anyway desu

>>37608931
Probably give you a bj never liked anal thats where you shit out of for fuck sake

>>37608931
Are you a cute anime girl?

of course it's not original

>>37608681

Pakies are gonna be gone soon lads!

I'm literally the happiest I've ever been.

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>tfw unironically attracted to Theresa May

Not a britfaggot btw. Just keep noticing her on the news and every time I think she's a qt.

Also, fuck these stupid threads. Go to /int/ you stupid fucking faggots

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>>37608893
I save about 450GBP/month. Probably could push it to 500-600 if I budgeted or cared more but I enjoy having a few hundred floating in the current account.

Have ~11,500GBP dumped in a Cash ISA with a 1% interest rate. Not saving for anything in particular, can't foresee ever being non-autistic enough to move out, I'm just a boring loser with nothing to do with my meager wagemonies.

>>37608963
depends
you into blindfolds?

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>>37608948
just put my fleece back on desu lad, I went out in my winter coat too.

think my second hard drive is about to die anyway - its taking ages to load everything, most of my shitpostign images are going to go with it cause I can't be arsed transferring them to my almost full 3rd hard drive

>>37608957
Periscope it lads so we can enjoy it

>>37608960

> sucking a dick that's has piss out it

Haha.
Are you gay?

>>37608986
why are people so jealous that their national feel thread keeps failing

>>37609004
desu I'm gonna do this, gonna buy a hidden gopro camera and film my first date if I ever have one for the novelty of it. Should be a spectacle worth watching

gf is on her way home from work lads, surprising her with a freshly ran candle lit bath

little does she know i pissed in it

I don't know what I can do. I sometimes really want to murder people. I just want to know what it's like to kill, to see the light go out of their eyes. I'm sure everyone does at some point in their life and I don't know if I'm making it worse by obsessing but it's happening a lot.. these urges

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>I only call you when it's
>half
>past
>five
>The only time that I'll be by your side

>>37609090
dunno about that lad, but tell me, what do you think you would do if you smelt another man's cock and anus up close?

>>37609089
Devilish but unfortunately you're a normie scum

>we are responsible for the most popular threads on two boards
really makes me think

>>37609127
the eternal anglo will never die

>>37609101
Service station anon is that you so which M? J?
you up for meeting in dare you take me in the undergrowth next to all that speeding traffic

>>37608893
Started putting away 500 quid a month in my savings account and currently at 3500.

No real plans for it, it's just so I don't spend it/have something for a rainy day.

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So how is /brotfeel/ I feel you aint been nice enough
but I also feel there are too many normie shits around here so who knows been leaving of the 4chan for a few days kinda think its a bit negative influence on me should just stick to nice posting on esfores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-BzDDHOn3M

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>>37608995
I love Hannah. She is a qt

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>>37609216
yo brotfeel
fuck I must learn to typo better

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>tfw its a particularly rough night

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>>37609216
this is nice poste

Second hail for the lads about going out on Saturday, see this post:
>>37605923

>>37609221
>all that visible skin

absolutely haram

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>>37609288
oh you sweetie
and my favourite britfeel poster

>>37609346
patience brother, our day shall come

>>37608995
>>37609221
Is someone gonna post her twitter or what

>>37609320
Who turned up the previous time? Tell us a story about your night out and maybe more people will be keen to go.

>>37609221
Who is this annoying and depressed looking child?

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>>37609378
Hannah. The ultimate qt

>>37609320
Worried that might be me in a bit had a lot reaaly wasted
Kinda celebrating the Election result
Shhhhhhhh I didnt metion that bollotics seems to have gone neet comfy

>>37605923
what city, give me enough xanax and i will eat until food no longer physically fits inside me. Add weed to that and my stomach becomes an endless pit

>>37609402
look at his name gimp

>>37609423
no need for the hostility

>>37609435
i mean it in a playful way lad, don't be sensitive

>>37609443
see on the internet it's is that much harder to figure out what people really mean. There is no tone or facial expression.

>>37609435
It's not insulting to be a gimp.

If you think it's something bad then you've obviously never tried it. It feels fucking good.

>>37609465
where im from it's never really said as a serious insult so i guess that counts for something too

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>>37608681

Saw a paki get battered earlier!

>>37609473
something for everyone I guess.

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>>37609465
You could try posting an appropriate or inappropriate image or preferable a degenerate image
Sorry this image is not degenerate

>>37609495
sad to hear, they're really are the real victims of terrorism

>>37609503
>whites only
Offensive disgusting image on this BBC run board.

anyone watching Graham Norton? AJ looks mega stoned.

>>37609495
somene at my school declared it "kill a paki day" and put someone in hospital. Made the papers.

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>>37609542

Yeah, so tragic that he lost teeth while wearing an ISIS flag as a mini cape.

Hurts my little heart.

Manchester is waking up.

>>37609390
whats the story here?

orange juice

>>37609564
>Manchester is waking up.
yeah right Im sure Rusholme is going to magically disappear overnight

>>37609564
>Yeah, so tragic that he lost teeth while wearing an ISIS flag as a mini cape.

I hate racism but anyone doing that deserves to lose their teeth - at the very least. Well done to whoever did it.

>>37609581
>Rusholme
>Councillors: Rabnawaz Akbar (Labour); Jill Lovecy (Labour); Ahmed Ali (Labour)
>Member of parliament Afzal Khan (Labour)
blimey

>>37609495
A muslim who works with my mum had a mini-breakdown because she can 'feel the hostility'.

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>>37609574
There isn't a story. She's just a qt

>>37609628
>she can 'feel the hostility'.
Good

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>4th can of coke zero

t-tommorow i'll switch to water

>>37609616
nickname is the curry mile lad

>>37609659
Why is that good?

>>37609560
Good man. The sad part is that the rest of you anglo subhumans didnt join in

>>37609672

We can feel the hostility from them when they have their weekly "Kill and rape the British" rallys, and when they set off fireworks celebrating when a terror attacks happened.

What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.

>>37609672
Because shitskins, especially heretical pedophile shitskins, shouldnt be in europe.
I can only pray every day that the sleeping goy awakens and gives them much more than 'hostility'

>voting for the united kingdom independence party
>not voting for the independence from europe party https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_from_Europe

drank a few cans of oranjeboom lads

last week it was tyskie, just can't stop myself from drinking meme foreign lagers for a laugh

bloody kebab place didn't even put any sauce on my chicken kebab though! expected me to just eat it completely dry or some shit, luckily had some mayo

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>just watched some paki get bashed

>>37609668
Fuck it mate. Have another, we all have our vices. Enjoying coke zero isn't a problem. Water is boring anyway.

>>37609691
>We can feel the hostility

I don't feel any.

>>37609707
I don't understand this at all. Are you saying his mum's colleague is a paedophile? I don't think there's any evidence for that.

>>37609712

How much teenage girl was in your kebab?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html

>>37609712
been drinking asdas own lager everyday

Any lads put a bet on the election results and won some fucking money?

>>37609733
Muzzies worship a pedophile and deem pedophilia acceptable, pakistan doesnt even have an age of consent

>>37609733

> I don't feel any.

Probably because you're one yourself. That or your one of these silly bollucks who think you'll be spared for being "tolerant" to them.

>>37609651

is she actually a she? or is she a she(he)?

>>37609495
Video lad?

>>37609628
If her lot made more of an effort to stop the extremism in their communities and not turn areas into bradford tier ghettos then people might like them.

>>37609758
I chickened out from the no overall majority bet.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37609759
That doesn't mean that woman is a paedophile
>>37609762
I'm not Asian, just not sure why you think that it's good that woman "feels the hostility". Why is it good? I still don't understand why you think that.

>>37609785
If you have to ask, it's a man.

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>>37609555
AJ Styles is on Graham Norton?!

>>37609793

> I'm not Asian

"Asian".

They aren't Asian either.
Why is it good that we get threatened with death and rape when they have ralleys? Why is it legal for them to celebrate when kids are blown up, but if we draw a photo of their pedo lord, we'll be jailed under "hate speech"?

>>37609797
so you dont know either? someone must know

>>37609651
>Freddy vs Jason tee

Wifey material

with the way reddit is acting you'd think corbyn won the election and may was banished to the phantom zone

oh well the thread was comfy for a while and now the shills seems to have come out

>feeling super tired and yawning away
>can barely keep my eyes open

Lads I think my body clock is finally back to normal after all these years. I used to play dota into the early morning (3 - 4am) and fucked up my sleep cycle.

But for the past few weeks I get sleepy around this time again. What a nice feeling.

Only problem is I still wakke up late, and feel like death if I try waking up at around 6 - 8am.

Anyone know that feel and can give advice? Would like to become an early bird.

>>37609825
>Why is it good that we get threatened with death and rape when they have ralleys?

Obviously that isn't good. No one said it was.

>Why is it legal for them to celebrate when kids are blown up, but if we draw a photo of their pedo lord, we'll be jailed under "hate speech"?

Pretty sure it isn't legal for them to celebrate when kids are blown up.

You aren't answering my question. I'm just trying to understand where you are coming from.

>>37609830
it's some girl /brit/ found on twitter

>>37609868
They can celebrate terrorist acts. Don't you remember all the shit about them saying "British soldiers go to hell"?

>>37609900
Well obviously that's awful and no one should be allowed to do that.

But that's not an answer to my question at all.

>>37609859
In a way that is right. Sure he lost but considering the result and what we expected when she called the election, it's a giant win for him and a massive loss for her.

>>37609920
I'm not the same person. I was just pointing at that you were wrong.

can't stop thinking about this girl I saw this evening practicing skateboarding on the pavement

she was clearly very bad at it and nearly fell over forwards as I was walking past

judging by the fact that she was learning to skateboard in itself, I'd guess she was 18 at most, but she had a good body and was wearing a choker

wish I was chad so I could actually approach her, she was near perfect for a first glance

>>37609937
It's a moderate loos for her

>>37609959
Should have busted out an indy 900 and she'd be on your dick.

police helicopter flying overhead for ages now ffs

>>37609955
Ah I see.

I wonder why that guy has never explained his position. Maybe even he doesn't know why he thinks it's a good thing that some old woman feels hostility.

Had an actual anxiety attack a few days ago

Thought it was just tumblr snowflake rubbish but they are horrifying to go through

Any qts wanna sit on my face and toss me off whilst brapping? Gender irrelevant tbqh.

>>37609820
AJ is a good lad he wouldnt touch the devils lettuce.

>doggos literally believe us humans control day and night

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>Track BritNormie down to within half a square kilometre
>That half square kilometre is blurry on Google satellite

>>37609937
>weakest leader in a generation
>worst manifesto ever
>still didnt come close to winning
he has no chance

>>37610000
Checked
Super duper original comment

>>37610000
It's very telling that he didn't reply with a straight answer. Excellent digits too.

>>37609998
Shout that you are a terrorist at them and they will go away.

>>37610000
>some old woman
she's not that old. She has two young sons who are 'confused that people are killing people because the koran doesnt say to do that'

>>37610064
Where is the fucker lad? How did you find him?

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I played tekken online for the first time and lost 14 games. I won one game and the two other where I was going to win my opponent disconnected.

>>37609961
Massive in the sense that it was expected a total landslide win for her when she announced it.

>>37610082
That's really sad. They don't understand the religion they are signed up to. I'd say most people are like that, no matter what religion they are in.

I think it's shit that people like that are getting associated with terrorist scumbags.

>>37610094
This is why I don't play fighting games online. The best I've ever done was take a round off someone in SF IV.

>>37609394
I hope you come along but something tells me you're going to be sleeping tonight off

>>37609377
First time:
>Nice quiet pint with one of the lads
Second:
>Talked to a crazy-eyed Glaswegian and he responded to 'The forests sure have changed' with 'Aye well that'll be the Tories m8' and left
Third:
>No interest unfortunately
Fourth:
>It could be YOU

>>37610126
>Crazy-eyed Glaswegian shows up to a /Britfeel/ meet

BritNormie?

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>>37610094
>bought tekken 7 with my ps4
>haven't played a fighting game in forever
>no idea how to play it or git gud

I watched tutorials but it all went over my head, its not going to end well desu

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Haha look at all these losers making friends and meeting up irl

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Played the gay event in OSRS with my bf and it was pretty fun.

>>37610155
just add it to the list of games you've failed at, you TRASH

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>>37609551
BBC
Big Black Cock
What was your agenda with your posting on here ?

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>bought Dirt 4 because I loved the other ones
>want to play it but I'm too tired and drunk

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>>37610169
>have to convince myself all the people who have metup from this thread are larping
>realize deep down that people have actually had sex with people they've met here

>>37610177
didn't know you had a bf niceposter

>>37610155
I think it doesn't matter how many tutorials you read or watch you need to play other people to learn.

>>37610155
I'm no pro player, but the best thing to do is find one you like or else have a broad style that appeals to you. Then you want to learn some cheeky three hit combos, some moves to make some distance, a few hi-low/ low-hi combinations and some cool power moves. Once you have a handful of reliable techniques then that's probably enough. Then once you've learned the language you need to practice oration.

>>37608681
Is Abrakebabra open 24/7?

don't know about you lads, but if i was to go britfeel meet up i wouldn't want to know who was which personality or talk about britfeel at all

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>>37610204
>>37610207
I pretty much suck at everything I do anyway so its whatever, just hope its fun enough to justify choosing it over that other meme game I could have picked (that I would have probably dropped after 15mins anyway).

>>37610214
9 while 4 m8, Ramadan innit?

>>37610185
You know my damn agenda.

>>37610228
if it ever happened and I found myself there I have a feeling I wouldn't fit in.

nearly everyone here is socially functioning and would get on fine while i'd be uncontrollably shaking in the corner while trying to mumble stuff. Just hope there'd be another like me so we could just sit being socially stillborn together

>>37610214
A good kebab shop is open until 6 AM on weekends, 3 AM during the week.

>>37610202
>actually had sex with people they've met here
Can't you just like, go to a gay bar if you are that desperate to get bummed.

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>>37610241
>>>37610185 (You)
>You know my damn agenda.
damn
what kinda word that lad
if you have an agenda you should probably piss of to /pol/ lad

This is a place for greentext stories and comfy chat

>>37610229
What was the other meme game?

>>37610028
iktf lad, I'd consider myself a confident person and don't really have any problems talking to people but I had an interview a few months ago and I could feel my heart pounding in my chest and my voice went very croaky. It was a surreal experience trying to talk but no words coming out

Remember what it was like to have hope for the future, lads?

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>>37610333
No, I don''t lah.

>>37610333
Not really, I think I went straight from having no idea where life was going straight to knowing my life was already in the shitter and always would be.

>>37610319
horizon zero dawn

>>37610333
don't ask me lad, i haven't had any since 16

>>37610333

yea, sort of, im 27 now and pretty much lost hope in my early teens, had a small bit of hope for life again when i was 19/20 but that didnt last, getting old, boys

At the third stroke, the time from BT will be 00:26.

I'm watching all the posts fly past.
Have a great evening now, mate.

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>>37610177


Nice jihadiy
how pretty

>>37610202
Nicepostyers get all the action
but he only action I want is Ebinlad

>>37610318
>you should probably piss of to /pol/ lad
Pretty rude of you to tell that to someone. You might hurt some feelings.

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>>37610368
Y-you okay mate?

>>37610202
Why not go to that Leeds meet?

>>37610365
>horizon zero dawn
Oh, that did just look like it would be 'the open world experience' of walking around a boring map picking up side objectives like every other open world game.

>>37610333
I'm still holding out a little hope

>given myself a headache from chainsmoking again

only have 3 left in the pack so might aswel finish them tonight

>>37610155
Like that other anon said, it's all about finding out who you like.

The best way to do this is clear arcade with everyone and take the ones you like into training until you're decent, then you look into decent combos.

I've not played Tekken 7 yet but Hwoarang is always an easy character to use.

>>37610357
>>37610364
>>37610365
Yeah, me neither.

Oh well.

>>37610380
Well they offend me by suggesting BBC I hate the license fee and there harassment so the offence was from them or did they mean Big Black Cock

>>37610401

Never felt better, my good brother.
Just a comment on the state of myself, nothing else to add.

>>37610186
>tfw I can't play it because my force feedback steering wheel would wake my neighbours

>>37610405
too far for me to travel on my own. I'm mentally worn out after walking out by myself for 20mins. I can't drive that far yet. I'd be tempted though. But I don't eat out or drink so I wouldn't really be doing much.

>>37610408
yeah thats what I thought, looked generic shite

>>37610437
yeah will fuck around and see whats what. I'll probably pick the character I find cutest though tbqh

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>>37610459
You should meet me at Meadowhall some time it would be nice

>>37610459
>qt-fighting
Look forward to seeing your Leo online then ebin

>>37610459
Well I'll be hoping to see you down the road then

>>37610490
Come to the Leeds meetup niceposter

>>37610411
What are you hoping for, m8?

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>>37610490
>going to large shopping centres in the age of islamic terroism

I've not been that far in years, certainly not on my own. Also I've never met with anyone of socialized since school (never met anyone in after-school hours and barely spoke in school too) so it'd be awful for both parties most likely

>>37610514
do you support leeds united lad? was hoping to start going to some games again maybe next season, last time I went in 2010 I had a panic attack and never went back so

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does britfeel have something they really want to achieve in life? Like write a book, get a particular job?

>>37610544
I want to be a top bass player and making a living from doing it. Gotta have dreams....

>>37610544
I want to write a book and make a post rock album.

Neither are coming together.

>>37610535
Not sure. Hoping to move into my own place closer to work and friends and a gf/wife would be nice as well.

>>37610540
Silly boy, it's bridges you have to avoid.

>>37610544
>does britfeel have something they really want to achieve in life?
Death

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>>37610569
What's the book about
>>37610593
Me too, anon.

>>37610544
found out the other day that she is taller than her bf

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>>37610514
>>>37610490 (You)
>Come to the Leeds meetup niceposter
Too skint too get up to Leeds Bennies dont stretch that far
I just fancy Ebin Lad cute smelly skelly bois just do it for me

>>37610544
Im working on writing a book right now, still in the planning stages of it

First thing iv felt passionate about in years, really enjoying myself with it

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>>37610544
kind of want to make and direct an indie film but don't know the slighest about any of it. I keep thinking of movie scripts, used to sit for like 2-4 hours thinking of stories in my head and had some fleshed out worlds. Maybe in the future if I have disposable income I could make something.

>>37610625
>I just fancy Ebin Lad cute smelly skelly bois just do it for me

Kind of scares me, what did you plan on doing at meadowhall? i'm not really cute desu either

>>37610626
what genre/type lad

>>37610540
I support Leeds but in only the vaguest sense. I always say Leeds just because that's who I watched growing up. Haven't been to a match in about 20 years.

>>37610544

Whats the relevance of that picture?

Who is that?
Why are her knees and elbows sore?

>>37610618
A man's slow descent into madness and suicide.

>>37610624
Hope for manlets, feelsgoodman
All I need to do is become her rich teenage crush and I'm in.

>>37610544
want to publish my journals/mad ramblings. and also be self employed.

>>37610661
Apocalypse story, main character and his group live at sea since mainland has been taken over by hellspawn

>>37610684
tbqh the manlet thing is largely a meme
being 6+ ft tall is obviously a benefit but just look at all the guys girls like, theyre all shortarses

Ffs lads feel sick and want to sleep but cant find my ipod

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>>37610540
>>>37610490 (You)
>>going to large shopping centres in the age of islamic terroism
oh Ebin Lad I would love to hold you in my arms and tell you everything is alright
>>37610586
>>>37610540
>Silly boy, it's bridges you have to avoid.
I hate those Bridges on CAPTCHA

Think abut about the population of England and the amount of people who have died from Terrorism or Air Pollution or Traffic accidents or Heart Attacks
Never let death stop you doing things

just realised nearly half of my captchas have the word calle in
what could thing mean

>>37610544
To earn enough money to be comfortably happy and have people leave me the fuck alone.

>>37610691
>self employed
It ain't everything its knocked up to be. Though the yearly tax rebate is fucking nice.

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>>37610659
>>>37610625 (You)
>>I just fancy Ebin Lad cute smelly skelly bois just do it for me
>Kind of scares me, what did you plan on doing at meadowhall? i'm not really cute desu either
I am sure youd would feel the same way about me

>>37610739
post your hand nice poster

>>37610544
Would like to put it in a girls bum

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>>37610779
I have two
Freaky like that

>>37610790
You can pay people for that you know.

>>37610761
>It ain't everything its knocked up to be.
How so lad? And what do you do?

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>side of nose won't stop fucking itching
>its all red and dry

over for me lads

>>37610835
Might just be because I work a trade, but its the fact that you don't get paid leave when you're all fucked up. Having to have time off to fix my back, hands, and knees means I'm not out there earning. Plus all the fucking tax ball ache and that shit.

>>37610822
i'm not convinced lad post a pic

Lads help I feel like im separating from my own consciousness and it might be hostile towards me

>>37610916
Sounds like you need to slap it down mate

Is wanking to JOI the most beta fetish?

>>37610544

What I want to achieve in life?

>be the kind of man people look up to
>get a job where I don't want to kill myself every day
>enter into a fulfilling relationship with a woman
>be able to afford a house within my means

When we were kids we all dreamed of being astronauts or F1 drivers or james bond...

..now our dreams are things as simple as financial security..how fucking far we've fallen..

>>37610951
>what is NTR

original ffs

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>>37610915
>>37610779
Tried to but its too big
I am wasted and cant be arsed
or just cant
Are you wanting to imagine me giving you a hand job ?

>start a new job
>chads are already making fun of me for not liking football

They've started early

>>37610997
how old are you niceposter?

>>37610618
Why is she standing next to a ghost?

>>37610997
FUCK OFF BACK TO S4S NIGGER

Has anyone seen the new 8 out of 10 cats episode?

How fucking awful it is, they have a (((comedian))) who has really bad cerebral palsy, she takes about 10 minutes to say 3 words. It's painful watching everyone fake laugh and wait for her to finish speaking.

English comedy sucks so much dick

>>37611124

oh yea i was just watching that, normally like 8 of 10 cats but definitely couldnt be arsed listening to her attempting to talk, got some comfy x-files on now

>>37611124
>>37611152
Watching it now desu, the compulsory woman is always a disaster anyway, doesn't make much different desu. Plus that Irish lass is fit as fuck

>>37611072
because outside is a spook

>>37610997
already imagined tilde giving me a handy tbqh

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>>37611210
nowt wrong with a three some hey

Strewth that differently abled genitally empowered person is hard to understand

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>>37611241
think thats what i'd look like that if I did the whole crossdress thing tbqh, can never know till I move out though.

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I'm not going to be able to take up at 8 on Monday to spaghetti my way through a phonecall.
Post waifus.

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>>37611301
You have all weekend to prepare. I have to make one too so dont let me down. Dont have waifu bu here's my oneitis's butt

>>37611275
That guy might actually look alright if he wore a wig and less flashy clothing. If you look like him you should try it then post pics.

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>>37609892
Her sister is superior desu

>>37611347
I mean its speculation, I don't even know what I look like cause I never do anything to my looks, I have unwashed, scruffy hair and scruffy awful clothing. Hard to say if i'm even attractive or not at all since my hair or something else is always fucked up. wouldn't do the crossdressing/makeup till I've moved out, which is potentially never

>>37611332
Is she still on suicide watch?

>>37611399
Id house you for a small fee.

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>>37611392
Hannah's sister > toastie roastie Hannah

>>37611399
Why won't you do make up/ cd while mummy is out? Pls, britfeel loves you.

>>37611421
I think she's always one day day away from an attempt. I still dont know what she took to overdose so dont know how legit it was (she's not tumblr tier though, she really is mentally broken)

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>>37611443
Based Hannah's sister

Is one fap a day too many? I can't sleep otherwise

>>37611450
too dirty everywhere, no way to get it. I can't even sort my normal looks out here.

>>37611439
I daren't ask what said fee is anon

>>37611547
I fapped twice today, I'm all wanked out, this matches my daytime fap record which is 2. I fap once every 2-3 days usually though

>>37611579
>he's not able to fap 6 times multiple days in a row

>>37611579
>>37611604

my record is 6 in a day(and most of the night) i was 16 then though, old chap wont take that kind of abuse these days

>>37611604
i've never had a high libido, if I'm honest it doesn't even feel good to me - I just do it out of habit/time waste. Orgasm just feels like meh and cum dribbles out, not mindblowing like its supposed to be. I went on a massive nofap session from 14 to 16 cause I thought masturbating could damage your penis, I'd leak pre-cum just from looking at risque images was ridiculous.

I don't know why it doesn't feel of much at all. Think it might be due to the head not being exposed with phimosis? I have no desire for a sexual relationship with a girl or a top relationship with a boy too

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Great band, or greatest band?

>>37611715

over rated, but with that said im a fan of nirvana and i also think they are over rated, if they werent theres a good chance i never would have heard of them so yea, just rambling des

Does anyone else just mentally torture themselves all day?

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>>37611392
>>37611443
>>37611520
REEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE BOTH PERFECT

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Lads you have made me really humiliated and ashamed of my hands! They don't look that bad, r-right? I have been trying to make them better too. I don't think they look as bad from a different angle. I'm sorry desu~

>>37611894
Think it was just a bad angle tilde, don't worry

my hands look awful too from most angles

>it's a Truman gets into tranny porn again episode

>>37611869
>no one has posted Hannah or Hannah's sister's instagram

You failed us

>tfw can't focus on watching anime even

wouldn't wish this on anyone desu. going to be another night spent doing fuck all

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just getting a little drink bois

>>37611894
it's ok
just stop having hands like a fourty year old brick layer named dave and we'll be okay

>>37612009
that's not a little drink at all!
that's a really big drink ! !

>>37612009
Are you at a WILD uni party?

>>37611996
I get that sometimes. Just spend all night clicking around and taking 5 hours to watch a tv show

Did anyone save the hand pics?

>>37612077
no it really shattered the illusion
imagine looking down and seeing the hands of a middle aged labourer stroking your cock

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>>37612068
Its been my life for around 2 years now, before I could actually play games.

I'd probably consider taking drugs to calm my mind down and stop it racing so I could actually commit to reading, watching and self-learning. Its beyond insufferable watching all this time go by where I could have done something and had the time but couldn't because my mind wouldn't rest. shame doctors just diagnose depression and prescribe the same shit anti-depressents without thinking cause normies get placebo effect from them.

I managed to read 20 pageish of the introduction of a mythology book at least, but I forget everything anyway so. Might try force myself through a bit of it tommorow however - need to break this cycle somehow.

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>>37612109
>imagine looking down and seeing the hands of a middle aged labourer stroking your cock

>>37612109
>>37612109
>>>37612077
>no it really shattered the illusion
>imagine looking down and seeing the hands of a middle aged labourer stroking your cock
I am so wasted I read that as Labrador

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>>37612147
>I managed to read 20 pageish of the introduction of a mythology book at least, but I forget everything anyway so.
For awhile (and I need to get back into it) I watched documentaries and wrote bulletpoints in a notepad as I watched so it didnt feel like a waste of time. Even did a couple of reports for you lads (pic related)

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>>37612147
I have been not on 4chan much as trying to read more have moved my desk to the side of the room and try and just sit in my chair and listen to tunes while reading definitely better than just spending all the time looking at crap on internet

>>37612179
I remember that lad, wasn't it like last week?

i've slogged through a few films, I made a google doc tracking progress which motivated me a bit, theres so much I want to watch but by the time I've torrented it and started I just lose all interest, feels like i'm being tortured desu

>>37612209
my house is too loud most of the time, tried to go read in my car but its cramped and uncomfy

>>37612251
>wasn't it like last week?
it was about a month ago but I might have mentioned it recently

>>37612272
was more of a point on the passage of time lad, still feels like january 2015 to me

Should I go without fapping today or rub one out before bed?
I fapped three times yesterday

>>37612323
Your dick must be sore mate

>>37612338
Nah, it's used to it. Usually three times a day.

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>>37612323
Depends what you're fapping to mate

>>37612351
Maybe a picture of Chun-Li

>>37612064
nah its me mums house

Give me a youtube music mix I can sleep to lads. Weird genres welcome.

>>37612438
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLleXLJpBYUZXHBgB9UbOIrWTRLhtP5G8c

can listen to mine if you want lad

>>37612472
Thanks laddie will give it a listen

>>37612498
not sure it'll help you sleep though lad

>>37612515
I normally listen to something 'interesting' for an hour until I feel like I can sleep and switch to something more chilled. I'm probably the only person who ever fell asleep listening to dubstep

>>37612564
should check out podcasts or asmr assuming you haven't already

>ywn be an awkward teen killing people with his gf

http://news.sky.com/story/schoolchildren-who-killed-spalding-mother-and-daughter-named-10910561

Not visited in weeks.
All I do now is work in Spoons and masturbate .
Interspersed by watching freeview with mum on the sofa.

Is this lonely normie life?

>>37612684
>Is this lonely normie life?
yes get out reeeeeeee how's the job lad?

vision is so blurred I can barely read what I'm typing

literally nearly drifted off to sleep while fapping, didn't know that was possible

after I came back from the loo I just stumped my left foot against my desk and felt something snap, not very comfy times at all

going to finish this lager off before I fall asleep

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>>37612747
went and took a picture to inspect the damage closer

excuse my doggo sleeping in the back

>go on leddit to ask for help with a bug I have in a game
>get downvoted

what the fuck lads, why does anyone use this shit

>>37612860
Trim your nails you hobo

Did the clocks go forward lads? I'm sure it was just 1:30am

About to order a dominos though

>>37613081

strange you should say that, i was surprised at the time when i looked a few minutes ago, i could swear it was still around half 1, time skip maybe? are we foilheads now?

Where is everyone. Don't tell me everyone is asleep

lads just found out some mentally ill girl i know has been telling people ive raped her. never even set foot inside her vagina

thought this shit was a meme

>>37613688
good luck bro, hopefully nothing comes of it
did you do something to piss her off?

>>37613729

yea, i pissed her off but wasnt anywhere close to that serious i thought lmao. desu i kinda thought she was delusional enough to do something like this but i was also like nahhhh she cant just fabricate some shit like that

>>37611869
I think the one on the left would have the more aesthetic anus

Got cut by a thorn about a month ago, there's a red raised bump there now with some black dot. painful if I push on it. should I go to the GP?

>>37613819
Sounds like a bit of the thorn got stuck under your skin lad. Try squeezing it out.

>>37613826
it's all dry and solidified.hurts to press or squeeze

>>37613752
well shit m8.

looks like your life is over. Women can say what they like and the police believe them.

>>37613856
nah don't touch it m8. You don't want to fuck with it and risk getting an infection. Stuff like that can get sour really quickly in the wrong hands.

Don't bother with the GP, go to a walk in. The GP would just refer you anyway.

>>37613883
don't think there are any near me. I'll probably go to the pharmacist and see what they say

>>37613907
ahem.

they'll say what I just said... because yaknow.

>>37613688
Get help asap

http://accused.me.uk/

http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/p_to_r/perverting_the_course_of_justice_-_rape_and_dv_allegations/

http://www.daftmoo.org.uk/mooforum/forumdisplay.php?44-UK-False-Rape-Accusation-Issues

>>37613871
Not always mate

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/4266802.Ex_wife_jailed_for_false_rape_claim/

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/15210710.Woman_arrested_as_police_end_investigation_into_Redcar_rape/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4415196/Nightmare-two-years-teacher-falsely-accused-rape.html

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/woman-23-avoids-jail-for-making-outrageous-false-accusation-of-rape/

I'm high as a kite lads. This is fucking mad

>>37613948
>[
tell us whats going on lad.

>>37613960
Just on the weed lad. Keep thinking mad thoughts

>>37613948
I made pals with a coworker who said he'd sell me his weed with a mates discount. Tempted to buy some off him desu

>>37613983
It'll pass lad. You just need to distract yourself.

Play this:

https://fizzd.itch.io/rhythm-doctor

D
:
>bonsai
https://youtu.be/G5ZRENlmdAE

>>37613919
erh that's effort. ill wait till it goes really bad like life threatening then I'll go see them

>>37614033
bit shite that lad tbqh

>>37614050
enjoy your sepsis.

>>37613987
>>37614020
I Have been drinking too so its fucked me. Kept laughing at retarded shit

>>37613935

tbf she hasnt gone to police or anything. the last time i spoke to her was a year ago, so she would have already if she was going to. i think shes was just really drunk and trying to ruin my rep

no chance im going to jail or anything over this shit. theres no evidence and i would have many character witnesses i reckon

>>37614101
im on your side lad but why do you get involved with mentally ill women. especially pissing them off. steer clear of these people

>>37614120
hot mentally women are addictive though. They make your life a fantastic, interesting rollercoaster and the sex is always fucking insane.

Before you knew it a few years have gone by and you have adopted all of their mental health issues. Then you pass it on to your next relationship.

And the cycle continues. Beautiful really.

https://youtu.be/6JJMlY3Go9s

>>37614120

it was definitely a big mistake and i was foolish but it was when i just started uni and didnt have any friends so i was just friends w/ people who werent 100% normies

Why the fuck can I only hear the camslut?

https://www.pornhub.com/live/audritwo?track=search

>>37614190
rrrr normie

>>37614231

this is why i have retreated back to the friendless lifestyle of my previous neet years. very bad experience.

>>37614101
send a whatsapp broadcast message saying she's mentally ill kek

>>37614343

nah i feel like the more people hear about this shit the worse it'll get. im just gonna ignore it and hope it was a one off when she was drunk as fuck.

>5'8
Reckon I should 'cide. A good 80% of men are taller than me. About 20% of women are taller than me too and it is absolutely degrading walking past them.

I feel like a child

>>37614581
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN LADS AMIRITE?

Just kill me, lads. I didn't sleep

>>37615904
>Finish work, gonna have a shower.
>Can't sleep because life is a mess.
>Repeat for almost 3 weeks now.
I have had a total of 7 hours sleep a week. It's killing me lads.

>>37615904
iktf lad, going to sleep now and wake up at 6-7pm as usual

holocaust denial gives me the proper hump lads

Anyone watching the football today? Scotland is gonna get hammered. (Just like SNP on Thursday at the polls).
Gonna have a cheeky few pints. Don't start work till 11pm anyway.
Put a 5 note on Scotland though. Never bet against my own country, I'm not scum.

>>37616371
Are you the maccas night shift lad? Who's playing?

>>37616380
That I am lad.
Scotland v England.
Good old bants will be had with our brothers to the South.
Seen a few English come through drive thru for breakfast must be going to Glasgow for the day before the match.

>>37616371
when do you sleep lad?

>>37616451
Could go either way tbqh. England are shite and all.
Personally hope Scotland wins, you lads could do with a victory after yesterday's shower.

On a tangent, whatever happened to the old firms? Green Street, Football Factory sort of thing? You don't get hooligan wars any more, where did they all go?

>>37616491
Between 10am and 4pm if I'm lucky enough. Usually 10am till about 1sh.
Gonna get up at 3 so I can get ready and feed and then hit the pub for 5 kick off.
Gotta get distracted from all the shit going on in my life right now.

>>37616520
You still get it, the press just doesn't report it as much. Russia and eastern Europe are huge on the hooligan scene right now.

I know a few lads from the hibs casuals but it's not as organised as it use to be, now they just go kick shit out of anyone looking for a scrap.

how do I become a football hooligan lads?

It's all I want to do in life.

>>37616768
Go to games, drink in the local teams bar. Get mates with the casuals.
Or
>Grow up in a shithole and kick about with the kids that would later grow up to be casuals.

I only know the few casuals I do because I went to school with them and our love for hibs.
Never gotten into the whole scrapping thing though. Although will admit sometimes I like a punch up.

>Londoners urged to go out in unity and solidarity

Yes that will stop those terrorists

Footybot here

Big pub crawl last week with the lads, people were interested but have been told busy to give a run down

Met in town at 1pm. Did 20 pubs having a half pint or a bottle in each. Was really fun and one of the lads brought his wife and her friends out at the end.

I was pretty drunk but got speaking to one of the girls, she was pretty cute, thicc and had dyed red/brown hair. She's asked via my friends wife if I'm available.

Not sure what to do here lads. I've made friends for the first time in years and the last few months have been the happiest since I was a kid. I don't want to get with this woman because if it goes sour it'll be me who's ostracised as I'm the newest in this social circle. But if I say I'm not interested then it might seem rude and the same thing happen. Masquerading as a Normie is hard lads

>>37616906

leave the girl out lad. I mean it. please leave the girl out. She connected to your friends and your still new. If things go sour she could easily cause problems for you within the group.

If you want to get with girls, try and speak to some who you haven't met before when you're out with your new mates.

But for the love of god don't get with this girl who's connected. Please.

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lefties still upset at the election results on reddit lads

>>37616932
But how do I articulate that I don't want to get involved without coming across as rude?

>t thanks but I'm scared if it goes south I'll be forever alone again