canada's true flag edition
>angloboo quebecers
/fr/
>>75874553
My last name starts with Mc and im a citizen of the UK and Ireland though fampai
>>75874566
I love French people
tfw no __________
>leafs
>>75874388
>I'm gonna have to take your word
I don't know what this mean.
>but those sentiments have died a while ago.
Is there anybody still saying 'freedom fries"? When will you guys call it "fries" all short or "belgium fries"?
>If you ever do meet Americans irl, they'll most likely be very friendly, but probably culturally insensitive as well. It won't be out of malice though, just ignorance, as the average American will rarely if ever leave the country and learn about other cultures.
Yeah, I've always imagined american tourists like this. Never met one in my lost pit.
>>75874553
>Saving my image that I posted in /brit/
Thanks for letting us know you care, Pierre :^)
>>75874599
Je m'aime moi aussi.
Whats wrong with the back from work guy?
What reddit flag does he have?
>>75874700
he's american. Any other flags are incidental
oh fuck
I got into my email from when I was 10-11 years old just now, when I was emailing with a girl I liked from class constantly.
if I find any emails that are particularly bad I might post them, or I might not out of embarrassment too
anyway it also kind of sucks remembering back to 5th grade because all the kids I hung out with were that smart type and now they're better at everything than me is what I can find on google.
>>75874691
Do you know where I should visit in France?
>tell an american hillary should have been president because she won the popular vote
>americans rush to my post and starts talking about how the american system keeps the majority from influence and how its better that way
>they even claim they are anti-elite this way
This has happened to me several times on /x/
What gives, americans?
>>75874742
>tfw google wont release my old email info despite its connected to my fucking phone
>tfw life is deeply unsatisfying and boring
Minnesota ain't white
>>75874814
will yourself into a new skillset
>>75874814
>life is boring
youre life is boring, faggot. life is what you make of it.
the mummy sucked ass
You guys are on Summer vacations while I still have to go to school, fucking semester ends in two more weeks
>>75873146
>>75873208
>>75873267
>>75873366
>>75873418
>>75873440
>>75873506
>>75873636
>>75874065
>>75874186
>>75874331
>north american general
>main subject is food
>>75874802
I trust my gut. I know Trump was never a good candidate, but there's something very off about Hillary when I look at her. She's like that black guy with a black hood on, looking down, and hands in his pocket, walking your way.
>>75874844
wtf, when did your semesters start?
Mine started in late september and we just got out
>>75874833
i cant wait till the day of the leafblower
>>75874863
>>main subject is food
surprise
>>75874844
>summer is here
Do we welcome new /cum/ members or do we tell them to get out?
>>75874814
Imagine how easy life must be being this attractive, holy shit
>>75874802
>going to /x/
>ever
Not even their creepypastas are good anymroe. Now they are just apolitical pol
>>75874875
im not saying any of them are good or bad but dont you want actual democracy?
>>75874910
it can be fun sometimes
>>75874910
>Now they are just apolitical pol
isn't that most of this site?
>>75874863
kiss me
>>75874756
Anything but Paris. Avoid big cities maybe.
Consider Carcassonne, see the castle.
>>75874882
This semester started on January 30th and ends on June 23th
>>75874998
what about Lyon and Nice?
>>75874998
Thank you
>>75874972
>dont you want actual democracy?
I want you
How do I get a software engineering job in denmark
Bread is fasicanting
Think about it, it goes good with literally anything from meats to sweets
>>75874996
*french kiss you*
n-nothing personal
>>75875123
wheat is bad for you
>>75875123
>to sweets.
No.
>>75875123
def. what's really fascinating is how much bread is stuffed with additives like wood pulp
>>75875123
Butter or olive oil?
>>75875192
does jam count as a sweet?
>>75874646
"I'm gonna have to take your word" basically just means "I'm just going to believe you," despite myself not knowing all the facts.
Fuk lol, freedom fries, only Boomers called them that, and that lasted good whole two weeks.
And we do just call the 'fries' sometimes, but that's just shortened for convenience.
There are actually a few kids that call them Belgian fries, but they're just some memeboiz that think they're really clever because they know French fires don't actually come from France.
>>75875012
I know nothing about Lyon.
Nice is nice (this pun actually wasn't intended). It's a rich Marseille if you will, with less maghrebis.
I'm mad because I don't have a girlfriend
So idecided to make a mass shooting with youg couples a main targets
kthxbye
>>75875192
>what is French toast
>>75875214
yes, jam is fruit, which has sugar, there for sweet.
>>75875267
is Nice a tourist trap like paris?
>>75875181
>>75875307
everything has sugar, does everything count as a sweet?
>>75874742
well its not anything interesting but its still fun to look through, here's a sample message
>Sometimes surprises me how early it gets dark @ 5:00 this time of year.
I've not gotten any better at talking to girls
>>75875307
*therefore
Best poster (me) coming through
>>75875341
good point desu
but fruit has more sugar than most things, so I'd say nah
My sister's getting me in "trouble". She has these superstrong magnets and they R messing w/ my ipod it might take a while for my txt 2 get thru.
thinking about doing another scuba course near the end of the summer.
>autist doesn't like black people
>gets guns to start a massacre
>goes to a black church to shoot it up
>church is full of old peaceful black people
how come he didn't shoot the ones doing bad things
what a fucking pussy
mass shooters are always fucking retarded
>>75875325
Paris is the only tourist trap in France.
>>75875442
>wanting brain damage
>>75875325
a bit less
>>75875307
>what is French toast
not french
>>75875443
some would say, spreading religion is a bad thing
>>75875443
he was an autist
>>75875443
He was getting rid of the real problem: religion
*dabs*
>>75875467
>tfw I can't do it because my head will actually blow or something
>*dabs*
>mexican is mad because he doesnt have a gf
>decides to plan a mass shooting, targeting people who are in a relationship
>despite his country being plagued with violence from everyday thugs and drug trafficers, he targets innocent people
fucking hate mexicans now
>>75875443
>mass shooters are always fucking retarded
impressive news
>>75874742
I had to go through all my old stuff the other day and found a box of old notes from girls I use to talk to at school all the time.
I read a bunch of them and it was really cute and kind of sad because I don't have any female friends anymore.
*dabs on you*
Why is there less posting all of a sudden? Isn't it like 10 hours where you are? What time is it for you lads?
>>75875535
I will spin my fidget to your post good sir
>>75875471
not the point, French toast is sweet and made out of bread, thus backing up the original point made in >>75875123 that bread is infact 'fascinating'
>>75875685
I take back waht I said about orientals
my anti-depression med things go up in dosage today
they already make me so tired, i hope it doesn't get worse
>>75875642
Post them for laughs
*dabs on yuropoors*
>>75875725
>anti-depression meds
You are being jew'd, congrats
>>75875712
Do you have real baguettes in the US,?
>>75875725
>takes meds
>still posts on 4chan
really fires up dem serotonins
>>75875725
Don't take anti-depression med if you haven't tried the natural methods dood
>>75875723
What'd you say about orientals?
>>75875725
just don't be sad it's not that hard
meds don't work homie
only sausage egg mcmuffins and tea do
>>75875792
I dunno what makes a baguette real, but we certainly have baguettes available in just about every grocery store and bakery
>>75875770
they actually have been helping and the drowsiness stopped my insomnia. i also don't sleep 18 hours and got a job 2 weeks after taking them
>>75875793
nothings perfect
but i don't hate myself as much or want to kill myself so much
>>75875837
i did try for 10 years, it did not work
>>75875837
the only natural help is french pussy, pls help
>>75875746
Je vous somme de supprimer cette publication dans les plus brefs délais.
>>75875792
>real baguettes
Depends what you mean by that. All the bakeries in my town make them and they don't taste much different from the ones I had in Paris.
>>75875849
holy fuck, this
this is truth manifesting itself in the form of a post
>I drink tea of my own free will
>>75875849
disgusting desu
>>75875938
coffee shit
boiled water master world
I drink my coffee like I like my dicks
none
>>75875938
Tea is good for you, fattie mcfatson
>>75875984
you don't have a dick? what happened
>>75875854
http://maison-parisienne.com/breakfast/french-bread-american-style/
first picture makes me feel sick
it's all so compact, that's uneatable
tea is for siss-
>canadians
well that explains it
>>75875984
>go to tims to get a coffee
>order black
>"so that's how you like it"
mannn
>putting literally anything in your water
ISHYGDDT
people seriously die over this stuff
>going to tims still
they're shit and you suck, if it's for donuts/timbits I can respect that.
>>75875891
come get it, angl*
>>75876045
>used to work overnight
>would go to 7-11 during lunch with my coworkers
>I'd always drink it black
>would always get some pun regarding black people
>not having main access to mountain spring water before it reaches the valley
LMAOing at ur life
>want to watch some Friday 13th gameplay
>try twitch
>most popular stream is some guy in slav Adidas shirt
>should be okay
>he's some annoying faggot constantly shilling
>lots of annoying girls streaming
maybe i will not get this game
>>75876110
tell me more about your home village pablito
>>75876084
they don't make that stuff fresh anymore
tim's is if you want cheap anything that is better than McDonalds and has less drug dealers and homeless people in their stores
>>75876084
I only go for Ice Capps and timbits tBh and I only get coffee there if Mcdonalds looks way too busy
>>75876015
never seen bread like that before tbqh
the French bread I usually get looks more like this
>>75876117
we need more no commentary streams and videos
I DON'T give a fuck about you, just the game
anyone here play melee netplay?
274fe3cc
>>75876173
Weird shape, but that's more like it
>Snake had a hard life
I'm cring
i hate my lifestyle
>>75876143
>comfy
>majority white population
>next to a major river
>giant bridge nearby
>cute grills
>comic shop
>no walmart
>right at the foot of the sierras so we get fresh spring water/snowmelt all year
its a little slice of heaven
>>75876198
I don't know how
>>75876190
no commentary streams seem to only be on tiny stream channels with basically no viewers. twitch is for whoring I guess.
maybe i'll just watch a stream in Russian. less spergy and don't have face cam and advertising shit everywhere.
heyo, doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5wRNRtlIUo&list=PL744F68A1F1836E51&index=6
>>75876256
better not be playing MGS4
>>75876198
Sorry I only play on LAN
>>75875697
>post this
>thread come back to life
I have superpower n shiet
>>75876284
https://www.smashladder.com/guides/view/272o/melee-dolphin-build-fastermelee-5-fm5
>>75876261
>no walmart
pretty 3rd world desu
>>75876336
t. Sam Walton
>>75876261
sounds like theres a lot of inbreeding there, bud
why did Trump pick Pence
>>75876261
I wish to live there also
>>75876296
Sorry, but there's place for only one frenchman here
>>75876368
youd be wrong
>>75876399
jokes on you, I'm not only French
I shouldn't have shaved.
I should have just trimmed it.
What the hell do I get at the barber
no wonder they love american men
>>75876417
What are you then
i love france
I really like bread. Would be a professional baker if I wasn't in school
>>75876475
half bong
... lad
is there even an actual possibility that trump could be impeached or are democrats just hoping
>>75876505
go to baking school dumb dumb
>>75876517
this obstruction of justice thing sounds p serious
DEATH TO ANIME WATCHERS
>>75876541
Well I'm days away from graduating with a CS degree.
>>75876556
>>75876517
no possibility. dems are still in the denial phase
>complaining about anime on 4chan
>>75876511
>>75876475
mwahaha!
tu en perds tes mots pas vrai?
Voici une femme de mon pays
>>75876556
soon the intellectualy superior manga readers will rise
>>75876589
start over
>>75876511
Du vent, sale bête
>>75876624
Holy shit, need her as my gf right now!
>>75876624
oh fuggggg
better dead then french
>>75876624
>hag face
>>75876517
yeah it's definitely possible. if not for this, trump will eventually do something later because he's that dumb
>>75876624
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>75876605
thiccfags have to burn
Word to the wise: Gemma Arterton
>>75876605
I fucking love anime witch. Please post more
>>75875849
good taste
stir that haggis
>thiccfags have to burn
>>75876736
i heard she literally likes a black
>>75876639
[insert spongebob meme]
dU VeNt,,' sAlE bEte
QUICK EVERYONE POST A CUTIE
sup fags
>>75876746
cutie posting
i wish i was some powerful prince during the middle ages and could have sex with the cute daughters of nobles
"thicc" is a disgusting obesity fetish that has no place in our society
>>75876815
that was a really shitty anime
>>75875744
They're in storage now
>that was a really shitty anime
did someone say cutie?
>"thicc" is a disgusting obesity fetish that has no place in our society
>>75876803
really likes cuties desu
wouldn't mind if everyone kept posting them
>>75876918
of all people I didn't expect you to call others gay
pic of me
>>75876792
T-tu prends tes cliques et tes claques et tu déguerpit retourner bouffer de la merde comme tes ancêtres, sale calaisien ou peu importe ce que tu es...
>>75876935
>>75876966
Im unironically the most heterosexual person here
me XD
>>75876841
>you will never be a troubador who whispers nasty poetry to a meek princess
>>75876284
I can't read
Me
>>75877019
'atta boy?
don't mind really
I unironically want to learn to play the fiddle
>Im unironically the most heterosexual person here
>>75874553
we call them federalists here
the gf
>>75877080
this is the problem with only posting with 2 flags
>>75873075
>>75873075
>>75873075
>>75873075
lol check this one
hate being an unemployed autistic loser.
>>75877017
alors, côté Anglais c'est juste au Nord de Londres, près d'Oxford (peut être un peu d'Ecossais)
côté français c'est Normand et Alsacien, pas consanguin
>>75877070
hate not having money to buy the shit I want
It's time to stop
>>75877142
>>75877185
mannn
i have lots of money and don't know what to buy.
give me ideas.
>>75877242
buy me a cute gf
>>75877242
nice pair of headphones
>>75877242
invest in something that will make you more money in the long run
>>75876329
who do you main?
>>75877242
ticket to taiwan
>>75877242
buy me a birthday gift
>>75877242
ill fuck ur life up real quik
wake up
This dishonor shall last no longer, I'm the only true frenchman here
>>75877168
>Alsacien
Moi aussi, mais 1/2 alsacien. Comment quelqu'un avec du sang alsacien peut être un aussi mauvais poster...
>tfw I need to save up money but I dont have a job
>>75877377
>Comment quelqu'un avec du sang alsacien peut être un aussi mauvais poster.
je suis fatigué et j'innove, malgrés moi, j'ai réussi à faire appel à ton imagination.
si tu es sérieux, tu m'attristes
>>75877420
work at Amazon
>>75877445
>si tu es sérieux, tu m'attristes
y a jamais rien de sérieux sur ce site, ne prend pas mal ce que je dis
>>75877461
they could have been all fags
>>75877461
kek. Thats funny because my ex was israeli and her gma was a holocaust survivor and her stories were terrifying and she didn't want to talk a lot about it because she was constantly raped
>>75877505
>things that never happened
should have sucker punched that lying whore
>>75876336
It's virtually the opposite, anon. Nothing is more third world than Walmart.
>>75877450
I dont live by any amazon facilities
>tfw Australia and Canada will never create our own British Empire and conquer the Caribbean
>>75877505
she must have been pretty sexy
>>75877544
wow insensitive
>>75877445
>>75877493
je ne fais que blaguer
>>75877493
mon autisme a un peu baissé sur les dernières années mais de temps en temps j'ai ces soudaines insécurités.
en tout cas je suis rassuré, joli nom que tu as lÃ
>>75877560
no love for holohoax shills
Why do people like feet
>>75877549
maybe in the south
>>75877588
it's literally just a meme
>>75876368
Do proglodytes really think any smaller town with a majority white population is synonymous with inbreeding? It's no wonder they have you people treating immigration like a sacred cow at this point.
I had a dream about sex with my mother
>>75877554
Is New Zealand invited?
MUSIQUE NON STOP
TECHNO POP
>>75877627
Basing it on American blacks on IG i'd say yes
>>75877588
It's in our genes.
>>75877585
>en tout cas je suis rassuré, joli nom que tu as lÃ
Des précautions nécessaires
tu vas souvent en Angleterre du coup ? T'as encore de la famille là -bas ?
/x/ has the worst tripfags
>>75877653
>pulling an entire sheep into a car with one arm
hmmmm
>>75877726
They are pretty shitty on /his/ also
>mexican literature
hi
everybody
everybody
everybody
everybodysityourbitchassdownandlistentothistrue mutherfuckingstorytoldbykendricklamaronrosecrannnnsyabitch
tfw no gf
>>75877713
>tu vas souvent en Angleterre du coup
quelque fois par an
>T'as encore de la famille là -bas
la moitié environs
j'y suis allé le week end dernier
>>75877588
why not lol
>>75877588
I had a teacher who told us the part of our brain that handle the feet related stuff is very close to our sexual desire part of the brain, and for some rare people both parts are messed up, but that's maybe a meme answer since he was one hell of a memer so I don't know
>>75877588
>"""""""people""""""""
>>75877778
stop ;__:
>>75877778
Americans are reaching thot levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>75877778
>tfw getting CLOSE to a new gf
>tfw possible online stalker gf.
feels goodman.jpg
>why yes, my idea of success is sitting behind a desk for 10 hours a day in a nameless metro with no sense of belonging
>>75877726
what is a tripfag
cum is too fast right now
slow the fuck down
>>75877653
No.
REALLY need a gf
>>75877589
No, it's that way anywhere that blight on humanity shows up.
>>75877687
>Basing it on American blacks on IG
Those people are legitimate retards most of the time though.
>>75877894
This post seems like a trap...
>>75877878
Everyone knows where Fresno is.
>Hollywood is obsessed with Fresno
>tfw no gf
>>75877769
To be fair that seems fairly accurate, no?
>>75877910
who is she?
>>75877924
wrong
i am 25% french
>>75877935
Feels exciting, who will the next one be, what will she be like? Will we get married? Have 2.2 children?
>>75877909
We've been working on it, hopefully we start with Bermuda and move on, insalate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_proposed_provinces_and_territories_of_Canada#Movements_outside_of_Canada
>>tfw no gf
What are you guys doing to achieve gfs?
I've only achieved losing my virginity to one of my coworkers and then having sex with 2 other girls from tinder but still cant get a gf.
>>75877962
I don't know. All I know is I want to dick her.
i like my french and irish ancestry because i consider it an excuse from the protestant work ethic
>>75877979
>wrong
About? Maybe use your words there, champ.
>>75877998
I talk to girls
>>75877790
>la moitié environs
ben du coup ouais logique
>>75877998
I already have one (Taiwanese Aboriginal).
>>75877993
>love is just fantasy
welp, it's about time I go die on foreign soil in a pointless war
>>75877924
I never said they were right
>claiming to date a native Taiwanese now
Why can't Footkraut make his lies believable at least? We all know he's a virgin NEET.
>>75878044
alliez au lit
>>75877926
oh that's the people who get a name on an anonymous board?
yeah b-but i have a reason
>>75876853
>t. skeletor
>>75878036
use your reading comprehension
>>75878044
j'aime bien cette expression
>>75877980
NICE
>>75878085
Who would allow their daughter to dress like this baka
>>75878122
i am a normal weight the thicc lover is a skeleton
>>75878085
stay jealous lol
she's paiwan
>>75878158
>>75877980
but that's not enough though
>>75878166
>t. mr. bones
>>75878161
I would
>>75878161
Californians
Have a rock hard benis rn
>>75878085
>>75877910
>>75878003
SMDH TBQH WYFAMLAM
>>75878161
She's at a beach and wearing a bikini. There's a lot of guys who are shirtless and in swimming shorts.
>>75878086
Non.
>>75877992
Australia makes a shitload of wool. We'll need a lot of it if we're to get to work on spiffy red coats to put down native rebellions in.
>>75878158
thank you, my grandmother is from a french speaking community in the US which i always thought was cool
>>75878200
i know, i consider myself the essence of colonial north american because all my ancestors are french, british or irish
i still love france though because it is the best country in europe
www.reddit.com/r/IndiansGoneWild
>>75878244
thats a thong
>>75878268
c'est tard
Opinions?
>>75878365
thot
>>75878365
that's a good outfit, she's ready for the beach
>>75878365
Nice body, dumb bathing suit
>>75878304
>my grandmother is from a french speaking community in the US which i always thought was cool
cajun?
>>75878511
no she was from one of the villages up by the canadian border in the northeast
cajuns are cool though
Any Berkle/New college/NY university/manhattan graduates here?
Im moving to the USA to continue my stuff
Wich jazz performer carrer is better?
more latinas
>>75878690
Mas bundas
>>75878123
I responded to two posts. You used one word. No amount of reading comprehension is going to clarify what you meant.
Why do white people love anime so much?
>>75882073
how did you find this picture of me