tfw unironically the only good poster in /cum/ edition
>>75869069
No canadian peak pic plz
Flipped any bricks today /cum/?
not sure why you would make a thread about me but alri
>>75869104
>>75869104
french poster pls respond
ITT: cute girls born in france
Honestly I think north americans are just boring people in general. It's why /cum/ sucks.
je souhaite que j'étais français parfois
i gave calgary the shitposting bug
249
t. /brit/ slut
iiiim goint to try sleep
My girlfriend is Aboriginal (Paiwan)
The only good poster reporting in.
Thinking about anonymity and alcohol again.
Kiss my ass spies. You reveal something.
75869345
this post speaks volumes about footkraut. abos are the niggers of taiwan and she's probably only dating him to in the hopes of becoming a first world citizen and escaping taiwan
>he STILL hasnt filtered the german flag
>>75869128
Tell me about Denmark, I'm planning a trip, that is one destination.
>>75869046
My big brother was fighting in Mali this winter
ameriga lend us a hand pls
>>75869141
I actually checked on wikipedia
but by her face that's pretty obvious, she got a big squared face
common trait on breton people
>>75869258
Et moi j'aimerais être un ricain mais bon, on ne peut pas tout avoir dans la vie
>>75869399
Indos are the Niggers of Taiwan.
I only date _REAL_ Taiwanese.
To: 75869379
Subject: Re: post quality
>only good poster
>doesn't even use extra flags
You are nothing.
i mean i'm a tourist and foreigner myself but walking around any train station in a major taiwanese city and seeing the area full of stinking disgusting indonesians and flips, makes you want to vomit tbph
they stick out like a sore thumb
anime
>>75869436
french women are beautiful. you should feel blezzed
Lads were you aware of the Muslim chap driving the truck of peace into policemen in Washington DC last night? It was all over /pol/ and Twitter, but seen nothing in the news about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
>>75869436
Why is he in Mali
>>75869331
NO YOU STUPID FUCK IF YOU ARE VOMITING BLACK BILE REPEATEDLY YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM DON'T BE A BIG BAKA
>>75869704
to "fight terrorists"
>uses twinks to model normal men's clothes
>uses chads to model underwear
And women think they're the ones with unrealistic standards. Just shows how dumb they are
>>75869706
albetakun is going to die of alcoholism no matter what we do
>>75869706
that's not how free healthcare works
needs to wait for an appointment first
>>75869640
It's too early to determine the motives behind Muhammad Abu-Bakr al-Americani.
>>75869069
not so fast
>>75869785
true
>>75869331
I'm so jealous of you
say hi to god for me
>>75869651
>japanese perception of what US cities are like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-q38yXqxEM
>>75869785
doesn't mean he has to die today
*get on my red spandex*
*enter the speed force*
>>75869788
not an emergency room la
if you get hit by a car you don't make an appointment with them
>>75869837
>if you get hit by a car you don't make an appointment with them
ummm you don't know what you're talking about sorry
>>75869869
what the shit don't actually tell me in a free healthcare system you have to make an appointment for the ER. Here in America even homeless people can be treated in the ER as per federal law, no appointment needed.
>there are people who by tablets for their photograph and recording capabilities
>>75869901
don't reply to the german
>their are people who can't fucking spell
this is really good, tbqh
>>75869901
juzz fuckin whichu bud haha have one on me
that being said, wait times in the ER here can be crazy long
thinking of taking some more scuba lessons this summer
I have incredible capabilities of denial.
I can decide that something is not true and it becomes so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaLY3EOZAgk
burned out on RS3 again
>>75869999
>german got the get
what is it even anymore
yeah, wait times can get pretty awful here too. when americans cannot afford to or make time for regular checkups or doctor visits, they wait until diseases get unbearable, then rush to the ER. I've had to deal with lines going out the door once and people being morons and making threats and making shit up about their conditions to get admitted, as if the dozens of other people in line weren't also super pissed off
threw up more black bile
>>75869704
to fight Boko Haram (ISIS) in Operation Barkhane
He's back home since a while but now he's going to be a vigil for Vigipirate in some big city again
was tying the noose and mum walked in
#awkward
>>75870127
Hey what'd your junk feel/look like when you went to the hospital? My right ball feels a bit weird
>>75870194
foreskin reconstruction?
>>75869436
pourquoi tu veux être un ricain?
>mum
FOB
>>75870127
go
back
to
the
hospital
your
digestive
tract
may
be
bleeding
>>75870196
was swollen and painful
Delete my twitter account and any semblance of human socializing, or keep falling behind in my classes?
>>75870253
Like a real sharp pain?
>>75870127
Can I have some
>>75870287
yo what the fuck is wrong with you
>>75870287
keep falling behind
sent a girl a pic of my armpit
>>75870351
dude fuck girls love that shit even if they won't admit it
>>75869631
>french women are beautiful.
this is a stereotype though
>>75870220
je veux avoir des flingues et vivre dans le pays le plus puissant et influent du monde
Friendly reminder that it's 10:19 in Germany and the Footkraut should be at work.
>>75870288
yeah i could hardly walk
>>75870301
no
>>75870395
It's 4:20 east coast lmao
do you like when girls make finger hearts?
>>75870395
>10:20 PM
>work
eh??
>>75870417
p-pass the blunt bro
>>75870408
Oh ok
Nothing like that for me thanks
More French posters in /cum/
I like the French
>>75870395
I was going to correct you but then I remembered that you don't count the hours like us
that's a stupid way to count the hours by the way
>>75870461
/fr/ hates us
Any groups you've come to dislike that you didn't before browsing /int/?
UK posters and German posters for me
>>75870430
mmhh what's a finger heart
>>75870388
wtf! french women don't look like this????
>>75870517
I tried switching my watch to military time for a few months, but I quickly changed back. It just makes more sense to me
>>75870523
what really? why tho?
never been on /fr/ before so I have no idea
>>75870527
has to be the infernal limey
Really like capitalism buds
>>75870527
southerners
west coasters
the finnish
germans
french
canadians
brits
belgians
>>75870430
It's autism
>>75870523
French people who spend time around americans and know more about you tend to not like you. I can explain but i'm lazy
How likely is it for Mr Trump (POTUS) to get impeached?
>west coasters? Not a fan
>>75870461
merci
>>75870597
>the finnish
you surely mean 'finns'?
>>75870643
There was more likelihood of that happening before Comey testified. Now? Not gonna happen.
One time a French guy came up to the register where I used to work
He didn't speak any English at all. I kinda picked up that he wanted 4 kids meals.
He comes back to the register angry as hell that his kids meals came with fries.
Like dude
kinda surprised oitnb managed to get even worse than last season in the first 10 minutes
>>75870656
this is what I'm talking about
the unprovoked bullying
@75870674
don't reply to me
>>75870597
>southerners
>west coasters
as if you can tell
shall be making myslf vomit again
>>75870643
On one hand the republicans control house and senate, so they can block it (I think? I don't know impeachment too well).
They could carry it out and get Pence in power, and that will have the benefit of Pence being rational, knowledgable, and less controversial, although doing so would make some trump supporters feel betrayed
>be conneticut
>be unable to handle banter
>>75870708
>he can't tell
keep lurking
>>75870726
Vomit all over your computer and keyboard. better yet vomit inside your computer.
do it do it DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>75870708
You can. People who use lots of filler words in general tend to be west coasters.
>>75870598
please do explain, I dislike being disliked, especially by people I like
>be californian
>be the user of filler words
>>75870562
do americans on average really imagine french women like this?
also, why do you call the 24 hours "military time"?
>>75870749
Unless Trump starts shitting all over the GOP there's no chance a Republican controlled congress will even vote for impeachment proceedings.
>>75870597
>disliking the Finns
I removed extra flags years ago. I always felt self conscious because I post far more than everyone else. When I realized I was refraining from making posts, because I WANTED to make easily double the posts of the 2nd most frequent poster, I uninstalled it
Taylor Swift is back on Spotify.
>>75870842
french girls are VERY CUTE
>>75870842
The US military uses your standard of time because it's far more logical for to work with the rest of the world in that context.
Americans stereotype russian women to be very beautiful. French women are less stereotyped, although I see in a lot of American women's magazines, articles talking about how to diet "like a french woman" or "seduce/entice like a french woman", or something like that
I get a really good feeling when someone downloads from me on Soulseek
I'm never talking to anyone besides my family again unless spoken to because I try to make connections but it never works so fuck it
>>75870842
The 24 hour clock was popularized to Americans by its use in the military. Doesn't matter that lots of other institutions use it too.
We hope French girls look like that the same way everyone has a starry eyed view of places they admire.
>>75870388
>this is a stereotype though
it's a true stereotype given how of the culture weighs in on fashion
>>75870976
>Americans stereotype russian women to be very beautiful.
Only after fall of USSR, during cold war they were stereotyped as being burly and butch.
>>75870842
>do americans on average really imagine french women like this?
we don't, we just think that French girls are more frequently attractive then not
>also, why do you call the 24 hours "military time"?
because the military uses it
>>75871009
but it's true
>>75871009
Not always. The femme fatale stereotype was super strong then too and it's survived the collapse of the USSR.
>tfw Mexican election fraud will lead to civil war and American intervention in Mexico
As a Chicano I cannot wait to culturally enrich my Mexican brothers and maybe shoot an ex-gf.
>>75870985
sorry to hear that anon, the people in you area uppity or something?
tell me what you are thinking.
>>75871126
>doing war right next to your home
le_white_bald_cancer_man_with_small_brain.jpg
>>75871302
application questionaires are cancer
>>75871302
I want to fucc
>>75871302
i'm thinking "damn that's a scary pic you just posted"
>>75870985
and yet here you are for some reason, fishing for responses
>>75871302
NEED to leave London before I get killed
jesus christ, chill the fuck out captcha
They send one of ours (/cum/) to the hospital, we send one of theirs (/brit/) to the morgue.
BASED captcha does its best to hold off non-cum flags
>>75871393
Tell me how to get a Danish gf this is urgent.
>>75871501
cutepost a lot
Native /cum/ beware of foreign influence
the captcha was my house once
>>75870643
Basically 0.
>>75871602
uh huh
>As a Chicano
>>75871602
pics or it didn't happen
*influences /cum/ politics from the shadows*
idiots
>>75871126
Just mix into the Texan/Arizonan/New Mexican/Utahan white population and form the Anglo-Chicano bastard which will serve his pure-bred Anglo-Yankee masters. Then your dreams will come true.
>>75870527
Americans and british people
>>75870698
every romance speaking people suck at english, sorry
>>75870800
You arrogant just like us, but I would say even more ever since you became a hyperpower after WW2, because of the democratic republic stuff (pic related explain all). But we are still culturally different, almost to the point of complete opposite sometimes (like capitalism/socialism to take the most extreme example, even if we're not real socialists), despite having the same ambitions and ideology.
You also inherited a lot from anglo-saxon culture, and mocking the french is the norm. You have the worldwide influence, along with the UK, to spread all the bad stereotypes about us. So you have a reputation of false-friend, someone who say you are his best ally but then shit talk in your back.
And after that, because of the anglo-saxon-made stereotypes, you say that WE are arrogant, disrespectful...
Of course, the stereotypes have a source, most of what you think about us, we think the same of parisians, but less exaggerated. I could actually explain almost all of them.
We then dislike you for the same reason other people around the world dislike you : government, fat people, arrogance (as I said earlier), etc...
I feel like I'm missing some stuff but you get the general idea.
Despite that, those who don't know a lot about you and what you do really like the USA because we are USA-boos, ever since you became independent, just like you became ouiaboos.
Compared to other people we are really kind toward you, we actually consider you as friend more than just some ally, while I feel like you have forgotten about us. I saw some videos of TV shows and others and you are extremely rude towards french people, it's almost like sincere hatred sometimes, so I don't know. I feel like every american base his opinions of french people ONLY on stereotypes. Your lack of knowledge about other cultures around the world may support this theory
I'm in ur election
hackin ur emails
>>75871704
weirdly hot
>>75871704
It's your dick, so it's not gay
replying to the german should be an instant perma-ban
NOT gonna read that shit the frenchman just posted
weak sissy frogs
>>75871602
I recognized it as soon as I saw the address.
QUICK name a french person of note in the 21st century that wasn't in this last presidential election
replying to a californian should be an instant perma-ban
Been seeing niggers in town so not leaving the door unlocked anymore
>>75871848
Zidane
what are you americans doing?
eating burgers I guess haha
>>75871794
>>75871810
>>75871811
>>75871850
>>75871857
extremely hyper rudeposts
Rudeposters should be shot on sight
>>75871704
Would kiss, and again, my dick is so big I can suck it myself.
HAH bet you're all jealous.
>>75871848
Eva green
AMERICANS! Stop cutting down Temperate rainforests in Cascadia REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75871867
haha, good one texas
>>75871760
>>75871770
>>75871893
>>75871867
terrible post
>>75871906
it was terrible
>>75871848
Luc Besson
The lady from Inglorious Basterds
>>75870909
I like extra flags because people ask more questions, we are more interested about culture. When I see an american flag, I'm like "yeah, that's just an american", but if I see a louisianan flag, or oregon flag, or anything, I might start asking more precise questions about how it is there because of curiosity
But that also destroys the anonymity. Afaik we are 5 dude from my region so I uninstalled it to keep anonymity
>>75871850
A Californian replying to a negative post about California is 10 years bad luck for the negative poster.
>>75871906
thanks
>>75871958
dude wtf?
>>75871979
/our guy/
>>75872012
sorry man, gotta speak the truth
Can't remember if i ate today
me and the squad
>There are not white people in cum most like
shattering
I shan't remain here
>tfw the bottom patty of my burger from last night has basically liquefied
>>75872152
Wait til you find out about your country.
>>75871704
The truest form of love.
>>75872202
yeah actually it's kinda hot because her mouth is really warm from the succin action and the lips all plump and wet
>>75871734
I always loved that word "ouiaboo."
>>75872155
that's the best part tbqhwyfam
At the end of my haircut the barber basically palmed my head like basketball it was really weird
a
>>75872264
it's called head massage
fucking
>>75872264
I hate when mine goes in for my shape up and starts nosebreathing on my eyes
>calgary
>>75871848
JEAN DUJARDIN
>>75872300
I've never had a barber do that though
he also slapped my face a bit and started giving me a shoulder massage
And he trimmed my eyebrows without asking
>>75872094
I'd give it to a couple of them
>>75871979
VERY VERY RUDE
>>75872365
>trimmed my eyebrows
wow you're basically a faggot now
was it an arab or something
>>75872399
no he was white
>>75871734
>every romance speaking people suck at english, sorry
not true, I speak both
>>75872315
>A fucking cowboy hat
who approved this shit
sweet home alabama...
where the skies are so blue...
>there are anons here that honestly think there's going to be something unique and interesting in e3
>>75872457
Arby's
>>75872452
I was speaking generally. I think I'm ok with english too.
>>75872472
I just want that Spider-Man gameplay
>>75872472
Odyssey will be cool
>>75872320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcPU-_xvci0
>>75872461
FREEBIRD
>>75872399
also it wasn't super deep just a quick swipey
>giving a shit about e3
yeah i remember when I still cared about video games in 2001
shall be doing a vomit
>>75872457
>who approved this shit
cowboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9V-zUlrhEE
>>75872665
why
>>75872727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg
>>75872665
>all right, now that you've got these bananas nicely placed on your mayo-soaked bread, make sure to give it an extra coat of mayonaisse
>bf doesn't want to cook even though he's just been here all day
fuckin lazy ass niqqa
>>75872727
>>75872755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbIEwIwYz-c
>>75871734
Whereas Boomers do tend to reduce French history to the surrender in WWII, I'd say most Americans, at least where I live, generally have positive associations with the French.
As far as "spreading negative stereotypes worldwide" goes, if you are referring to cross-culture banter, that's something everybody does to everybody else, is is certainly not unique to Americans.
And these negative stereotypes are not Anglo-Saxon made, claiming so is like saying the American stereotypes of being fat, ugly, stupid, gun-toting etc. are French made.
You also seem to think that because the US is a global power and we engage in cultural banter that we combine the two and intentionally present France, our friend and ally, in a negative diplomatic manner, which quite frankly is absurd.
It honestly sounds like you're then one basing your views on Americans off of the stereotype that we genuinely dislike the French, and not the other way around.
>when your melanin on fleek
>>75872850
shan't read any of that
tfw there's too many choices for restaurants for dinner so I can't decide and will starve
>replying to a Joe Dassin classic with popshit
>>75872889
brainlet
>>75872892
let me pick for you
>>75872916
Joe Dassin is also popshit
don't put it on a pedestal simply because it's older
just got a filtered (You)
Oregon depends on big strong californian tourism dollars
>>75872919
she put that ass up in my hands
I remote control it
>>75869069
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40230407?ocid=socialflow_twitter
baka boys, a legend has passed away
>>75872971
Lane County is the source of truth on the West Coast
>>75873124
Big fake asses are ten times more ridiculous than fake tits
>>75873146
good, fuck that guy
>lame county
>>75873146
this deserves its own thread.
F
>>75873124
nothing even remotely good looking about this
>>75873146
>>75873208
not a big fan of vegetables
>>75873146
fucking good. that nigger needed to be hung for what he did to pizza
>>75873146
I used to really hate Hawaiian pizza but then I realized no one is forcing me to eat it so now I am indifferent
83 is a nice ripe old age
im drunk and there is no food here
>>75873253
just ordered some
>>75873146
RIP to the Pizza Messiah
you were right all along
>>75873146
rip, hawaiian pizza is really nice here
Huge fan of lolis
Can't go back to europe because they all hate me for being a white mutt. But stay here and be a rootless nationless individual with non-whites taking over.
>>75873267
culvers is better
>>75873317
don't even know what teh fuck a culvers is
>>75873146
fug pour one out for my hommies
>>75873310
>>75873267
mmmmmm
Californian tourism is basically non-existent here other than the week of the Shakespeare festival
They spend more money on university here
Californians are actually okay with paying $34k/yr in tuition alone to go the UO
>>75873366
lol
>>75873418
where can one find such a piece.
I will travel to demolish that burger
>>75873366
>>75873418
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>75873440
S T I C C
T
I
C
C
>>75873453
hahahahahaha
>>75873355
>>75873440
>culvers
>basic ass fast food
sorry I'm so privileged
>>75873355
>>75873310
*speed dials a number*
*starts whispering to the phone*
*looks at you and point at you while whispering on the phone*
*hang up and smirks at you*
what's the difference between Carl Jr's and Hardees?
>>75873244
>I used to really hate Hawaiian pizza but then I realized no one is forcing me to eat it
But sometimes, in group settings, an entire pizza is wasted because some asshole wants pineapples
>>75873521
carls jr is for americans, Hardees is for communists
>>75873537
In that case I would hunger strike
>>75873521
none, they're the same restaurant.
Some states call it Carl's, others call it Hardee's.
>>75873556
nvm this one's more true
>>75873537
>go to pizza """""party""""
>only flavours are always plain cheese or pepperoni
I fucking HATE plain cheese pizza
>>75873453
https://thethurmancafe.com/
>>75872727
fuck that's so old
>>75872850
>As far as "spreading negative stereotypes worldwide" goes, if you are referring to cross-culture banter, that's something everybody does to everybody else, is is certainly not unique to Americans.
Yes but as I said, you have much more influence than anybody.
>And these negative stereotypes are not Anglo-Saxon made
Actually yes, most of the stereotypes like the french being arrogant, superficial and effeminate people comes from the british, especially Shakespeare who reinforced it (Henry V play)
>You also seem to think that because the US is a global power and we engage in cultural banter that we combine the two and intentionally present France, our friend and ally, in a negative diplomatic manner, which quite frankly is absurd.
well after the "no" for Iraq war, that's the feeling I have.
>It honestly sounds like you're then one basing your views on Americans off of the stereotype that we genuinely dislike the French, and not the other way around.
I haven't thought about this a lot. Maybe you're right, I'm basing my idea of americans after what I see on the internet and americans i'm talking to on /int/
>>75873629
>I fucking HATE plain cheese pizza
pleb
its always cheapest, always available and tastes good when the ingredients are good. dunno why people say the like pizza when in reality they like a vegetable salad dumped on bread
>>75873506
>canes'
>all chicken
>not one that dosnt taste like dog shit
>>75873366
>>75873418
how do you eat these
>>75873730
unhinge your jaw like a fucking american
>>75873754
are you a snaek
>tfw jews are coming to get you
>>75873754
>americans know how to deepthroat
heh
The father of a girl I knew was the president of carl's jr
They had a hedge in the shape of the logo at their house
>>75873687
>pleb
no you
it's worthless pizza
if the rest are "vegetable salade dumped on bread" then cheese pizza is nothing more than soggy toast with melted cheese on it
at minimum a good pizza should have mushrooms, olives,and at least two meats
>>75873836
hate mushrooms
hate olives
love meat lovers pizza
simple as
>>75873917
>hate mushrooms
>hate olives
wtf is wrong with you?
>not liking mushrooms on your pziza
going to make the new thread hehehhee
>>75873917
wtf are u me
>>75873917
>hate mushrooms
>hate olives
this is why haiti gets raped by weather
I hate olives too, tbqh
>>75874016
the islands your parents come from gets storms too retardo
Plain pizza is completely fine if the pizza itself is good
There is basically one kind of local pizza chain you can find anywhere you go in the country. The kind with the really dry and airy crust, edge to edge sauce and toppings, and way too much cheese.
Think that kind of pizza is vile.
>>75874050
never reply to me again commie
>>75874054
name one time when it was national news
>>75869937
They should of been drowned at birth
>>75874065
fuck you
>baseball hating commie calling me a commie
>>75874089
*global
>>75874095
NY style pizza is far superior and you know it
What do you think of this babe astronaut candidate?
http://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronauts/recruitment/profiles.asp?vidal-andreane
Top 17.
>>75874121
I don't understand baseball
>>75874126
ny style pizza has edge to edge sauce and lots of cheese though senpai
>>75874139
bitch looks like a cokehead methwhore
>>75874146
you're not supposed too, just put it on when you need to sleep
While we're on it, how good is taco pizza?
>>75874126
i hope your house burns down
>>75874183
t. bolshevik with ADHD
>>75874146
have you ever watched aussie cricket? its kind of like that
>>75874186
die
>>75874139
canada has a space program?
>>75874227
oh fuck off
have some new sick black memes lined up
>>75874186
honestly not that bad 8/10 pizza
but the one I had didn't have chips on it
>>75874208
I have no idea what cricket is
Cilantro is fucking disgusting tbqph
>>75874139
average
>>75874158
This is a different kind of pizza though. Something about the crust. They don't stretch it like NY pizza it goes into a wide shallow pan and it has big flaky airholes in the crust.
>>75874331
those some big pepperonis, desu
awful, early edition
conway should just kill himself. think ill go practice my ollie in my driveway rather than post in that faggot thread
>>75873636
>Get a Thurman Burger Delivered
do..do they travel across state lines?
>>75873657
I'm gonna have to take your word that French stereotypes come from the Brits,and you've certainly got a point about the Iraqi War bit, but those sentiments have died a while ago.
If you ever do meet Americans irl, they'll most likely be very friendly, but probably culturally insensitive as well. It won't be out of malice though, just ignorance, as the average American will rarely if ever leave the country and learn about other cultures.
>>75873730
idk senpai, you just kinda do
>>75874340
>10 posts early
stop
>>75874340
no /cum/ or cum in subject
absolute trash, i expect better from my boyfriend...
>>75874186
Kinda weird to use a corn dough as topping for a flat bread, but outside that it doesn't look bad. Some guacamole might go alongside well, too.
>>75874186
It varies between great and mediocre depending on how you get it. Sometimes guacamole or sour cream in minor doses make it even better. You have to eat it all right away though since they don't keep in the fridge.
>>75874386
>telling others to kills themselves
>ollies in his driveway instead of the street like any respectable skater
>>75874414
It wasn't supposed to be the new /cum/
>>75874461
i dont want to have to get out the way every 30 seconds for a cager to roll by
>tfw mix of tired and lack of nutrition
idk whats going on
>>75874519
>>75874519
>>75874519
actual new
>>75874461
>he doesnt practice on on the carpet with just his deck
It's like you want to injure your self...