Ol' Bill Clinton edition
frist for me cocky
Feels good
>>75846447
thanks for the SAP, i got confused real quick
have taken a total of two days in about four years
I hate it when chicanos who don't even speak spanish call their aunts/uncles "tía/tío"
>>75846510
shut up paleskin
>>75846509
meant to say two days off
>>75846510
me except i'm not hispanic
>>75846516
good post
>>75846510
HATE that
just remembered we've never had a woman president lmao
>>75846469
>well I feel like a dick now
why?
hate chicanos, tbqh
how do you recover from being a neet?
how do you explain to anyone, literally anyone, the 4-8 year gap in your life where you accomplished nothing? where you were a part of nothing? you're going to cast doubt on everyone you meet more than once
>>75846558
It was her turn
>>75846565
idk, did i make fun of you a while back for going into poli sci?
>>75846545
(drank)
If you're not getting a degree or extremely industrial you're completely done for. People are getting sorted into winners and losers earlier.
>>75846580
>how do you explain to anyone, literally anyone, the 4-8 year gap in your life where you accomplished nothing?
why? you don't owe them anything
industrious
im a generally unhappy person
>>75846619
good thing inheritance is going no where
>>75846591
>tfw not living in the Madam President timeline
>>75846630
sure, if you're going to be forever friendless, gfless, or unemployed
>tfw too smart two succeed in CS
>>75846636
good thing I just passed gass at work thru my ass btw im clocked in at work btw psych i dont have a job
>tfw too smart to have not gone into engineering
>>75846601
idk probably? I was just joking.
I don't mind when people tease me
>>75846641
It was her turn too!
>tfw two smart to do school work
eyes shutting on there own buds
time for bed
see you whenever i post again
theology, law, medicine, and agriculture are the only respectable degrees
>>75846660
If you act obsequious you'll definitely be gfless and probably unemployed (although someone might take pity on you and pretend to be your friend)
took a nap and had an odd dream with dead rotting people falling apart
>>75846635
>spend 8 years in law school
>get degree
>cant get a job because the market is grossly oversaturated
>>75846703
that was a shit haiku
>>75846580
>how do you explain to anyone
First of all, why would you feel the need to explain it to anyone? I doubt too many people are going to ask what you've done with your life the past decade.
Second of all, depression is normie tier now so just tell them you were depressed and social anxiety and stuff but now you've straightened out and want to get your life back on track
They won't think twice about it
>>75846675
phew thx bud really lifted a burden off my shoulders
tfw learned C# for bannerlord and nothing intellectual
guys rember when i said i didnt have a job actually i do got a job btw psych again i dont btw guys why arent you working and asleep at work but its quite late
>>75846510
Chi who speaks Spanish here
Burn them all
>>75846759
SIR, YES SIR!
>>75846703
have a pleasant sleep
>Spanish
>>75846749
C# is pretty popular commercially tbqh
You can get a decent job if you keep learning it
>>75846781
no problem, you too
Sup lads
just waiting for all these callbacks with my in demand knowledge of C++
>a toast to frogs
>>75846703
>there
>>75846812
Have you been going clubbing anon? Or was that just wishful autism earlier?
>>75846793
that was a TRICK question scumbag
game developers are faced with some of the most challenging problems that exist in the software industry
Almost 3:00 in the morning. Time to hit the fart sack and stream some YouTube till I fall asleep.
>>75846812
the sky
>>75846820
I remember when you first posted this.
>>75846817
ayyo
shared pointers everywhere
IF U UP RN AND U AINT DOIN A ALL NIGHTER GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
>>75846847
I've been out a ton of times here desu
Doesnt get any easier
>>75846715
analogy of our country
>>75846910
btw im not gay
>>75846888
that wasn't me. It was a different guy. I'm just trying to continue this guy'd dream
>>75846914
Did you notice a weirdly large amount of underage drinkers?
>>75846812
hola amigo
here is your complimentary gun, free of charge
>>75846929
It won't spread by posting it in this general alone
>>75846948
can i uuhh get it w/o the anime binch
>>75846974
I'm afraid not partner
Imagine not getting a degree and instead competing with old people, foreigners, and machines for menial jobs.
>>75847000
ok im sorry it wont happen again just pleas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKFBNmuFLQs&feature=youtu.be
not getting a degree
>>75846974
i'll take the anime binch off your hands
>>75847017
imagine being awake from 21.00-03.00 unironically
>>75847017
and instead competing with old people, foreigners, and algorithms for a better paying job
>>75847017
imagine not even having the full credentials for a CS minor after 5 years
>>75847038
but i need my hands for the gun
>〰↔emojis
>>75847059
i can't get a minor anymore because i failed that core class for the major that's also in the minor too many times
>>75847084
why're are they emo
>>75847017
imagine reducing the barrier of entry and standards of universities so much that they're basically the equivalent of a high school diploma
then you get undercut by companies who cheat h1b visas anyway
fuck
holy crap
>>75847117
Sounds like we need free university
Theresa ;(
>>75847122
>mobile
>emojis
>doesn't know how 4chan works
unironically go back to dit
oh by the way
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUAUdG8QhSc
>>75847157
i'm still not gay
>>75846734
This.
I talk about my depression and anxiety with my boss all the time
Shes been completely understanding and has been trying to help me advance my career
>knees blown out
>chronic back pain
>tinnitus
>all before you're 40
>no retirement
At least you didn't get a scholarship and attend university
>>75847181
have you tried not being a failure? women are only attracted to success
every moment you're not making yourself more successful, you're wasting your time w.r.t. your goal
>>75847192
how do u feel about being an emotional burden to someone for nothing in return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-rlC36oFBo
Family Guy :D
I should walk to a Steak and Shake and sit in the back of the restaraunt and order a frisco melt and a ton of fries and then walk around town with a cigarette
why i am no longer going to college
1. because it feels like the delaying of real adulthood, as i continue to live with the parents and go to school
2. i don't know what to do for a career so how can i get the motivation to do school work
3. i'm mental
4. i don't value money that much so the idea of higher wages isn't that interesting
5. i hate 'the system'
6. because unless i go to school for 15 years and become a doctor it seems most jobs can be taken by pakis and indians
7. every faggot in the country has a degree and too many of them are jobless or work unrelated jobs
>>75847234
omg!
>>75847254
didnt read lol but its still epic
>>75847274
don't care
>3. i'm mental
Just got done making my shitty webpage
Wasn't as hard as I thought
Now if only I could get the pictures to load...
>>75847254
>1. because it feels like the delaying of real adulthood, as i continue to live with the parents and go to school
thats a terrible idea. Entering the workforce unprepared is a miserable experience. Bills, taxes, the monotony of everyday life, it makes you wish for something better
>>75847281
i wasn't takling to u ugh whatever
>>75847292
can i take a quick peek?
The indians steal your job meme is horribly overstated and only applicable to positions that are already on there way out.
You're much more likely to be outpaced by an uneducated immigrant in a menial position than by an H1b via holder.
>>75847287
Straight on his face kinda looks like Angie Varona...
>>75846510
Neither I nor my dad speak any Italian whatsoever or have any real links to that place beyond our names yet we still called his parents "nonno" and "nonna".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQoSGs9BIP0
>>75847324
sounds like your're a CS student ops lmaoo
unless you're a stupid codemonkey who cant think up projects of his own*
>>75847313
Hell no
It just a school assignment and I didn't put much effort into it
Teacher is been absent for a while and he still gave us this assignment
>>75847349
then you don't deserve a job
Any advice on how to retain Spanish knowledge? I have to take second and third level courses for my degree in college but I'm worried that I'll forget all of the first course over the summer and much of it is already starting to slip.
>>75847355
You will regret this.
>>75847366
find hispanics and practice chatting with them
read doujins in espanol and translate it
>get degree
>by far the most in demand aspect of the discipline is the coding part
>the part I am the least competent at
>>75847334
beautiful ;__;
>>75847366
have you tried being yourself
>>75847387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wypay6lcA
>>75847382
>find hispanics and practice chatting with them
I have a lot of Mexican and Chicano friends but they're mean bastards when it comes to mocking you if you mess up a phrase (plus they, along with every other Hispanic I interact with including those at my job, already speak English).
>read doujins in espanol and translate it
I'll try that.
i want to cut my finger off!among other things..
My question submitted for the underclassmen programming contest was the best. While more than half of the teams solved it, every team spent the bulk of their time on it.
Free states versus nanny states
Think I lost iq points by learning English
>>75847511
happy 4 u :)
>>75847514
Come on West Virginia/Kentucky, no one's buying it.
>>75847523
thank you :+)
>>75847511
You some sort of genius or something
>>75847518
i think i lost iq points by being borned
>>75847518
definitely, there's no real pattern to solve so your brain will degrade in that regard
>>75847514
So the freest states are Texas, New Mexico, New Jersey and New Hampshire. Makes you think...
There's nothing wrong with nanny states.
>>75847620
G'day cunt, drop your lasuh pointuh or I'll wallop you m8
>its another "anon drinking alone and listening to psychedelic rock in the dark at 3:30AM " episode
>>75847650
>fantasy knives
gave me a chuckle
gonna go buy some whiskey tomorrow when i wake up
with some coke
not diet coke because that makes me feel sick
>>75847665
and watching anime haha gay
>>75847665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxsKkTFDKRQ
Listening to this rn :^)
about to smoke some cigarettes like a dirty boy rate
>>75847650
>>75847681
>be in Australia
>walk around with multi-tool or swiss army knife in my pocket out in public
>don't have lawful excuse
>spend years in jail
>mfw
>>75847742
mighty spooky gif there pardner naerly gave me a fright there
Kosovo is a colony.
Y*nkee imperialists go home.
>>75847808
thisssss anon is one of the mineeee
*moves to /brit/*
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/6166963598.html
should I buy for a dd?
>>75847870
*kisses anon on the lips*
get back here!!
>>75847923
BACK THE FUCK OFF??!?!?!?!?! he's mine
*thinks about canada then blushes*
*realizes it would never work out*
*begs you to give me a chance and will treat you right*
*buys you expensive clothes*
>>75847973
*thinks about my butthole then farts*
ah yes.......
>>75848092
hmmm
>>75847919
I should
>>75848092
>not one of them looks confident
kek
>>75848092
>Samsoro
Got rice bitch? Got rice?
good god
an old friend of mine from high school fell so far down the SJW tumblr hole she'd be in the center of the earth
>>75848173
Did she also get very fat? The two seem to be related.
>>75848173
post pics
>>75848191
no, but she's dating a landwhale
>>75848124
it would be cool. too many gay guys would hit on me
>>75847919
hmmmmm i wouldn't
gnight, /cum/
>>75848439
Goodnight babe
Dream about me plz
>>75848439
nn
i'm heading to bed as well
>>75848329
explain yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meyGHYjfdfs
cringeworthy and impressive
sorry guys im back
looks like I have the thread all to myself
>>75848696
this thread is mine
get out
>>75848700
I'm not going anywhere
im always here even if you don't know it
why is a miata not the coolest?
>>75848700
>>75848720
stance up BOY i c'mere with that mouth
>>75848741
low 100s hp "sports" car made for gay manlets
lads
>>75848771
>what is power to weight ratio
a car hardly over 2k pounds with low 100s hp is just as fast a larger car with more power. plus a smaller car can handle corners better
>>75848854
what
>>75848867
i handled you're mom's corners p well
>>75848896
its friday
>>75848916
time to die
>>75848942
I welcome death
>>75848967
same except its fashionably late rn
real annoying >:|
>>75848914
>>75849007
you got something to say WHITE BOY
>>75848991
sleep is for the weak or women
>>75849043
I-I j-just want to have fun driving
>>75849105
buy a pt cruiser or some shite it will be fun bc u'll be driving so fast so nobody will see ur're butt ass ugly car
btw love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMzf7zpPuVI
>>75849164
pt cruiser is dumb
uh oh I should go to bed
>>75849212
GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PSYCH GOOD MORNING
weeeeeeee
>>75849350
are you the latvian who used to post here all the time
>>75849350
ya having fun buddy? :)) it makes me happy to hear if your're having fun
>>75849378
you are mistaken, that is me actually
>>75849378
It is Makita, our old friend.
>>75849405
our old pal?
Hes our gretst alli
>>75849480
iunt have no allies bich only enemies
>>75849505
>no allis
JSUT
>>75849378
It is I, THE Latvian
had a lot of work the past months, sadly didnt have much time to post at all
Im back, friends
>>75849393
its okay, lad, could be a little better
>>75849534
its a lonely life as a lone wolf but ya so its kinda badass u know and so im just out here
>>75849559
what is it then only ok am i not entertaining or funny tell me because ill have you know ive been on a nearly 24 hour poopyposting streak and
>twf alon agen
>>75849559
I could tell based on your cute posts
>>75849591
on the road again
>fenland an letvia
>>75849598
dont worry, i was monitoring even if i wasnt posting
im always here :^)
>>75849586
hello?
*drives though muslim ghetto playing invaders must die.ogg*
>>75849683
*this user is dead*
U sm divj s hppf prdpm
>>75849785
I am such a good person*
>>75849785
bidnainodpp? aah.. kdjifuieema duirien daiodurjnm kjhjkhd lol
>>75849792
real pagan hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-gBds6v6Ak
btw dont know the laws really but btw can i be arrested for not eating 3 meals a day btw yesterday i only had a bekrfrast and dinner btw both were a bit wee
>>75849816
me on the left
>>75849929
i mean right
do not bully
>>75849951
nice shoes FAGGOT
>>75849889
varg would beat you in a debate
>>75849959
thanks FAGGOT
>>75850002
le varg arguement: LOOK THE KRISTIANSHH WORE VEILS JUST LIKE DA MUSHLISM IN DA MIDDLE AGES
truth: it was fashionable, not forced by law or religion
Will Trump be impeached? Our All Cable news shows are talking about he and comey
>>75850044
just want to let you know i didnt read this but i support you
>>75849870
Ive never seen this level of retardation before.
It's off the charts
>>75850350
bless u after nearly 24 hours of fecespooping me finally got to big leagues nun :)
>>75850503
Its 3am and of all the cum posters online, it had to be you?
Good night m9
help
i am online
what the hell mate
>>75850675
gn my love mwah
(disclaimer: i'm not gay)
think i shall be having a seeizure
I like getting drunk and waking up with new webms
>>75850871
do it I dare you
>>75850871
have fun :)
is this the thanks I get for all these years of sodie pop
i feel a strange feeling my diaphragm am i about to cry
The Medo Persian Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjNO-HUr0LQ
>>75851194
not a fan
cum lol
>>75846580
When you are too lazy to even lie about your life, you are truly gone.
>>75851686
Neat.
Canada is experiencing the fastest rate of ethnic change of any country in the Western world, say international demographers.
Almost seven of 10 Metro Vancouver residents will be visible minorities, or non-whites, in less than two decades, says Eric Kaufmann, a professor at University of London, Birkbeck, citing Statistics Canada projections.
In addition, Kaufmann said, University of Laval professor Patrice Dion has worked with Statistics Canada officials to develop projections that suggest Canada as a whole, at the current rate of immigration, will be almost 80 per cent non-white in less than a century.
>>75853739
Good thing we are a multicultural post-national society where race doesn't matter
>>75853831
we are a pre-racist society
Canada hasn't existed since the 1970s
Is canada just an hallucination?
Death is the poor mans doctor
might be 'polar
>There are people who don't think Laura Palmer was best grill
>There are people who think AUDREY was best grill
Fucking degenerates, I swear.
Cīņā iet ir brīva vīra daļa,
Cīņā mirt ir brīva vīra daļa
im drunk
i needhelp
>>75855719
help yourself
>>75846439
Is that Ivanka?
>>75855737
nnoi cant
im going to kms
Going to the batting cages today buds
>>75855719
should have gone to rehab
>>75855920
imm on the waiting list
https://youtu.be/n7j2_pmlOPU
>they tried to get me to go to rehab I said no no no
>dies from an OD
why are rents so fucking expensive in Toronto
housing bubble collapse when
>>75857133
How about you PAY THIS
THERE ARE NORWEIGIAN SOLDIERS IN MY SUPERMARKET
REEEEE SCANDIS GET OUT
ONLY SPANISH AND CANADIAN TROOPS ALLOWED
Got to stay an hour late at work because someone died
>>75857389
>not american
I thought we were friends lativa you fuck
>>75857442
americans are allowed by default, didnt think i need to re-mention you lads
saw a squad of them too
People react increasingly negatively to the posts I make
when will white people learn?
if you ever make another fucking post I'm going to show up at your door and make sure you never make another post again
another post
brb
>>75857414
Story
My sister just died and they're making everyone at her office stay late
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED BOYS
https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0
OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
Thank you sinaloans for your dirty fentanyl infused heroin
>>75858292
Not even close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88hfEqJaCtE
>>75858292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSXZf8VVPE
>>75858313
>fentanyl
>not carfentanil
pussies
>>75859051
They're heroin users, not low life degenerates
lol some guy double switched lanes in front of me today.
feeling comfortable at 70km/h, still need to work up a bit to go 80km/h so i can practice going in the left lane.
>>75859288
>70km/h,
>80km/h
It's all gibberish to me
>>75859288
what the fuck
I beg you on the part of me and everyone with somewhere to be stay out of the fast lane unless you're doing about 20-25 over
I can't stop fucking going to stufferdb
>>75859419
speeding is illegal homie ;)
the speed limit is 80km/h on this road.
>>75859504
This is me begging you to at least do 95.
I feel so bad for the people behind you
>>75857778
I have to stay at work an hour late because the other guy has to make arrangements
>>75859589
chill its a joke
Cock
a doodle doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GBathdMJ3M
>>75859972
Excellent post
mornin buds
>>75860096
Thanks
>>75860119
Morning
im very late from work you guys
Good morning /cum/!
What are you doing today?!??
oh look it's this faggot again
>>75860223
No work today, I think I'll play some vidya and shitpost. WBU??
>>75860393
Same bud
The fire rises.
Someone make a new
no work can contain him forever
I've reported all of you for spamming
im going to bed now you guys
i dont quite like that youre making fun of my work schedule
>>75860713
New