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Me haha
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you guys wanna go to bed...early?
>make a story
>New thread
>>75843601
Hostile sighted
>>75843635
just repost it
>>75843635
I read it, sucks you didn't get to lynch anyone.
I love Conway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML7S5pb8Tis
>>75843657
>>75843591 I was so ready because the main kid must have been 40-50lbs lighter than me and I'm not small or fat
>ill never be gay
>conway will never ever date me
>>75843700
I don't believe you
gave the nails a trim
sup fags
Took a shit that had worms in it
i am back
>>75843697
>>75843721
Why
Also
https://youtu.be/lMRWNNBYAc8
*consumes strawberry popsicle*
>>75843635
its not fucking storytime faggot
Me haha
>>75843738
it is going good how are u
>>75843740
>reminded of that threadworm fetish thread
>>75843723
Tbh it was the first time I've seen such brazen niggery. The kids were actual kids though, no older than 15
>>75843753
*sharts it out in a store setting*
http://ww1.cartooncrazy.net/watch/spongebob-squarepants-season-1-episode-3-jellyfishing-plankton/
here we go boys
fuck meeeee
>it is going good how are u
>>75843791
Literally what
>>75843749
Is that Judy
>>75843802
did u know spongebob is albanian?
>>75843816
>>75843838
judy who
I will never understand why some of you hate me so much.
>>75843846
that was mean....no words..
>>75843875
I don't
Would you fuck these saggy, milky, 60 year old tits /cum/?
>I don't
>>75843819
>>>/bant/953919
Take a gander newfriend
>>75843552
are we white now?
>>75843905
No but I'd fuck Theresa May tbqh
Minnesota isn't white
>>75843700
Older women. Yes.
@75843738
shan't be giving a (you)
1230 time for beer.
mmm yes im a degen
>>75843875
because your a faggot. and mexican
hang yourself
But the people that love me are considerable more than those who hate me (canadians in the majority)
>>75843985
what the FUCK stop making me quote people and look dumb
>>75844014
no one loves you faggot. die
>>75844014
I used to think you were weird but after hearing you got sex I have no idea what to think about you
What's up with people saying finna
Like they finna do something, what the fuck does that mean
Test
>>75844044
what you mean
i dont understand what you are trying to say
>>75844048
I've always irked by people who spell though as tho.
It's like reading from a 12 year old's text messages.
>>75844014
>those who hate me (canadians in the majority)
? I like you Cara
>>75844014
i love you cara
i just masturbated
>>75843946
hey urkel
what would you do /cum/ if a girl randomly started dancing seductively right in front of you
Oh Henry is the best chocolate bar
What's the point of these flags if you could just change it to whatever destination you want?
Leaves room for maximum shitpost exploitation
>>75844069
y tho
>>75844101
This is a fact
>>75844095
Ask her to fart in my mouth
*rubs two (2) $20 dollar bills togther*
>>75842900
very original meme
>>75844112
t. zando
>>75844112
I'd imagine if you set it to the Aleutian Islands or something nobody would believe it anyway
>>75843881
why
*rubs twenty(20) $2 dollar bills together*
>>75844083
cut your dick off
>>75844153
idk
>>75844112
honor code. people have impersonated each other, but honestly we don't have dignities to lose with someone impersonating our flags
this beer has a strong aftertaste, not a fan
>tfw i got so annoyed at one regional poster that i made a script that filters specific regional flag posts
>>75844112
>>75844112
People realize.
Like how i know you are not the usual LAC poster.
Literally jerked off 7 times today, not producing much baby batter anymore
>>75844188
Puss detected
>>75844189
who was it
Pardon, I'm currently engaged in the act of bipedal movement along the path that lies in front of me
>>75844207
>>75844189
share source code please
just curious
>>75844200
i was thinking of trying this but i heard it was bad
>>75844194
I'm the North LA poster, he's the south.
>>75844197
>ghost loads
i don't think thats healthy
>>75844231
Alcopops are shit anon
although i gotta say
i use a name because of that other dude that uses sinaloa flag too.
>>75844231
had some cherry-flavored beer from belgium when i was in japan, it was very good
i used to be funny and people liked to have me around but now im a depressing cunt and people don't like be around me because i don't entertain them
>>75844224
do you have 4chanX?
>>75844250
Only once in my life have gone without fapping long enough that I had a wet dream. I thought those were a myth.
>>75844139
MAAA
WEZ DA FUUUUCKIN MEEEEAAAT LOOOAAF
>>75844273
yeah
Gonna go to bed buds
>>75844231
Some of these fruit beers come out pretty well actually. If it's a beer that has been around for a while and not some unknown brewery it'll probably taste decent.
>>75844283
Me too. Night everyone
>>75844197
>baby batter
Canadians are adorable
>>75844272
you are one of my favorite posters, shut up.
>>75844255
Oh they sell that here too
A friend a bought it once and from what I remember it hardly tasted like beer
>>75844253
Sinaloa has nice beaches yes?
>>75844281
fuhgettaboutit
>>75844152
>>75844178
Ya but we have 2 LA posters now, i used to roam this place without a flag. Surely there's other posters who post here that don't have a flag. And who's to say if a new flag pops up, it's not them?
>>75844272
BORING
>>75844279
They're definitely real, had 2 when I was like 14
Best orgasms I've ever had
>>75844300
i meant in real life
>>75844302
Yes
>>75844303
EYO Vinnie
>>75844279
desu this happens to me when i don't fap for like a week
i said please respond but nobody responded so basically is this the end of my life y/n
>>75844303
spaghettaboutit
>>75844329
i know
>>75844337
>>75844386
>>75844279
I had a wet dream like 3 nights in a row after quitting a hundred-dollar-a-week weed habit cold turkey
Shant be smoking so much from now on
>>75844371
n
Why are Asians so androgynous when they grow their hair, apparently the girl at work I though was cute is a dude. Fuck, I'm a fag.
>>75844386
bafleghabouta
>>75844414
say it to my face
please respond
>>75844329
is this not real life?
isn't every poster on here just another person behind a keyboard?
>>75844416
Asians are the most neotenized race. Why this selection pressure existed/exists is anyone's guess.
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2017/06/supermarket_massacre_shooters.html
https://twitter.com/EGSworld
>>75844440
uh ok give me your house number
>>75844466
is this your twitter account
Buy precious metals
>>75844440
haha Time for Deathâ„¢
>>75844466
TL;DR
?
>>75844479
no its some guy that shot three people in a supermarket
i need someone to be my friend
but just after 10pm mountain time.
idk, i just get really bored, having someone to talk would be nice.
>>75844477
17
also im home all day becuase i dont have any frends
Remember when school shooters were all the rage in America like a year or two ago? What happened to that? Did Trump stop them?
>>75844407
>>75844509
It's 12 56 EST here, don't worry I'm not gay
Detroit Rock City is undeniably one of the best movie ever made.
>>75844466
>left an online trail behind that includes praise for the 1999 Columbine High School shooters and expressions of deep frustration about the world around him.
Was he /our guy/?
When i was younger id read about school shooters and identify with them, id feel bad for em.
Now i dont, and that makes me feel good.
>>75844525
They realized they couldn't compete with european muslims
gf just sent me this
>>75844550
what you mean
>>75844556
who cares bout the movie the song is great
>>75844528
omg!
>>75844511
ty i'm on my way
>>75844560
>>75844561
Seriously though where did they all go?
>>75844590
ok i lay out some chips and soda *trips and spills everything* oh dear..
If i was this ugly id hate the world too
>>75844592
Stabbing is more in vogue
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Transylvania_University_machete_attack
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2017/05/01/multiple-people-may-have-been-stabbed-on-university-of-texas-at-austin-campus-police-say/
My room suddenly smells like semen. I think it's coming from outside.
>>75844282
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/30454-filter-extra-flags
here it is, haven't tested it with anything other than firefox tho
>>75844663
my b
>>75844727
thanks bud
>haven't tested it with anything other than firefox tho
no need to ;)
>>75844202
peru
farts in your general direction psych i farted in my own direction instead
>>75844466
I think this is the weirdest thing I've seen on this general
Is it possible to cum using only the power of your mind?
>>75844822
Well according to the many JOI and ASMR videos it is.
just got a rare captcha featuring my state huge news & feeling blessed tonite
>>75844822
no lie i did this many times when i was younger, haven't tried it in the last few years though
>>75844620
He looks normal to me.
t. not andrew_blaze
Just fucked up big time guys
My midterm for my literature class was today. It consisted of some multiple choice questions as well as a take-home paper. Two days ago we were told what kind of questions were on the midterm and given our paper topic. My dumbass thought that the paper was to be written at home following the in-class exam. Turns out it was due at 12pm, time in which class starts, instead of midnight that night. I got home after the exam, opened up Word, logged into my online homework portal, and didn't see anything due today. Then I checked my university email and my professor asked me what the problem is. Then the oh shit moment hit me.
There goes 25% of my final grade. I was actually doing good in class before this too :/
bih wuh
>>75844852
>>75844852
>midterm
it's june
>>75844307
What is my flag?
>>75844852
dumb dumb
lads
>>75844887
red white and blue baby stars and stripes baby
>>75844884
Summer semester
>>75844898
Wrong
>>75844852
>>75844822
Back when I was Christian I would try then and again to go through 2-3 weeks without masturbating. Wet dreams are very much real. Does that count?
shant be reading that
tomorrow is my last day of classes before graduation
>>75844917
can you prove me wrong or wat?
>>75844926
Not really, your dick was probably still rubbing against your underwear or your matress or something
>>75843910
>>75844924
>>75844935
ugly lizards i demand u'mst get it outta my sight
https://twitter.com/EGSworld/status/836744804042215424
>>75844981
cool link! very cute
I'd like to pretend this bird is me walking towards you
>>75844926
>was Christian
This is a Methodist ethno-statist radical centrist general.
Fall in line, or you will be at the end of the line.
>>75844981
idk how can anyone be pro-guns after knowing this cockroach killed people just because he could.
>>75844941
Sorry but I don't see any stars. And you forgot to mention the yellow piss stain
>>75845005
*sees you walking towards you*
*beeps horn*
>>75845005
Haha oops
this video is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-R7Hx2R1SM
i secretly want cara to turn into a superstar so my ex sees her face every where.
and everytime she sees her face she will think of me.
>>75845016
oooh sorry bout that
im jerking off to white girls to balance all the gook posting i do.
if you have any questions for me, this is a good time, im drunk.
i legit dont know how you fags act like cara is not gorgeous
>>75845079
i got just 1 question
are you drunk
>>75844901
summer classes are literally the worst
>>75845015
ban all guns
https://twitter.com/JasonPleasant/status/848631549897691136
the shooter was 24 too, thats pretty old for this type of thing, even Cho was just 23
>>75845015
idk if anyone really cares here, we'll probably get rid of a lot of them in three or four decades though
>>75845079
Why did MC leave the /cum/ discord?
How did Mr. Crabs had a whale as a daughter?
Why the fuck Goku made Gohan fight Cell?
Why did the Flintstones celebrate x-mas if they lived before Jesus?
>>75845098
we can go drunker
who else hides their drinking problem from others
ok guess /cum/ is dead
bye
Why didn't Hannibal attack Rome?
Where is Alexander Magne buried?
Why didnt spartacus cross the alps?
How the fuck did Hitler make the same mistake as Napoleon?
>>75844466
wasn't me
it's not a prblem i havn't drank in a week.
sry for not typing fast, please stay.
>>75845091
Women must be rough in Mexico
when i'm 21 i plan to develop a drinking problem
tfw turned 22 2 weeks ago
>>75845246
typical white woman body
>>75843631
Woah
Why does Cara keep posting about his ex
post the cat that always gets posted
>>75845289
Yet you worship the ground she walks on...
>>75845346
>Namefag
>Attention whoring
Pick two
>>75845346
why do you think
Because you're desperate for attention?
>>75845346
>admitted he makes everything up about himself
>people still believe his posts
@75845390
bc secretly ur're are gay perchance
i wish i made up my ex
i love you guys so much
>>75845430
ewwww
>>75845430
e-even me
>>75845430
Sad if true
>>75845457
especially you psych not you btw im the canadian poster just pooped down the border if you know what i mean
>>75845044
Is that Scotch-Irish American still here?
>>75845479
who are you?
i feel like an american has been making posts about how much he likes me
my favorite poet is Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
>>75845503
haaa who tf is you nibber
>>75845162
Yeah, should have waited until after E3
Why doesn't Sonora post here anymore? Is it school reasons?
>>75845430
I love you too bud
j love everyone here
Do Americans know about these?
Slow night
>>75845631
ive tried them before
they taste like salty cheetos
>>75845631
that depends.. who's asking?
how do i get my vegan sister to feed my nephews properly and not some hipster grass shit with insufficient nutrition
>>75845660
threaten to report her to whatever the canadian version of cps is
>>75845660
call child services
>>75845660
call child protective services saying she's withholding foods
thank me later
>>75845674
this but it was my idea
why the fuck are they bringing bubsby back
Forgot to get more juanitas at the store today
>>75845674
>>75845679
>>75845683
obv samefag
>>75845646
also i think they taste better than cheetos. i like that theyre a little harder too
>>75845710
check the times idiot
do you guys like my outfit that i wore today
>>75845710
>he doesn't have extra flags
>>75845737
not really
>>75845737
something about the shape of that body makes me think its a man
excuse me superior waifu comin through
>>75845754
rude
>>75845744
>>75845733
>>75845710
stop samefagging
>>75845778
whoa we got a genius over here
fell asleep while drinking yesterday and spilled booze all over myself buds
>>75845778
stfu retard
>brother had a kid
>moved to California
>became a vegan and super skinny
>entered into a "shared parenting" agreement with another family in a 1000sqft home
Hate California most of all
>>75845821
nice shopped pic dumbass
>>75845828
a couple of my high school friends moved to california and i havent talked to them in years
hope they didnt turn out like that
>>75845821
haha he was only pretending to be a retard for (you)s
you got bamboozled buddy big time
>>75845843
how am I supposed to shop a pic that quickly uhm
>>75845828
my uncle moved to oregon and gave his wife's name to his kid
>>75845877
what is wrong with the west coast
also didnt that varg guy take his wifes last name
i have inverted nipples
>>75845877
dangerous
>>75845869
kys yourself learn to read
>>75845896
hope you dont have an outie belly button too
>>75845891
varg also took a french first name but varg is insane
>>75845896
answer my question please
>>75845923
i know about him taking the french first name but i wasnt sure if he just chose a random last name
i watched one of his videos once and i dont get why people take him seriously
its gotta be teenagers in the comment section
>>75845910
whatever no point in autistic discourse pce bro
Indiana just feels so fucking dead and I hate it so much here desu
it's just the same monotonous and depressing place all throughout the state, it's just the same lifeless corn fields and suburban housing additions. nothing interesting ever happens here but gang crime and murders, and thats all that's ever on the news. And nobody wants to interact with anyone anywhere.
I hate this state so fucking much
https://twitter.com/MmaGreen/status/872895364709437444
>trump supporters want to kill this man and his family for no reason
>>75845859
I think that people move west when they want a fresh start for some reason.
I visited my cousins on the east coast and it was weird how at least in their neighborhood everyone knew each other. That doesn't really happen here on the same scale.
>>75845961
hahaha pussy fleeing the scene lmaooo
>>75845971
p. sure they just want to kill everybody in/from MENA
>>75845989
can you guys believe this autist
>>75845971
i would appreciate if the western world stopped trying to topple countries just because they dont follow the style of government the west likes the most
so what that its a dictatorship
it works and people had a better standard of living in syria and libya than in democratic latin american hell holes
>two days ago manager says I'm the new closer
>closer works 1:30pm-10pm
>also says I will have Wednesdays off because my summer class has an essay due every Wednesday
>he shows the his sketched out schedule
>it's the same thing he said
>schedule came out today
>monday-friday 2am-1030am
>>75846023
dude just ignore him
>>75846043
try to get a better job
that doesnt sound very good
who else here /25 years old/
oh it's 12:22 when did thathappen
>>75846079
Twenty desu
>>75846079
me if I was 25 years old
>>75846043
don't you work at a grocery store?
>>75846092
based
>>75846104
kys underage
>>75846108
>>75846164
im turning 26 tomorrow though
>>75846164
umm not underage check your clock bro
>>75846178
same but next month
I used to be underage
>>75846209
haha look at this baby im a month older than you
>tfw 19
>>75846124
yeah, I'm in the produce department
>>75846058
nah.I'm only there for the summer(I go to school far away from my hometown) and once I get my bachelor's I'm getting a masters at a school close to my hometown and this store is the only place where they would work around my school schedule while still giving me me a lot of hours so I want to maintain the relationship I have with the managers
>>75846247
what's your major?
>>75845970
what part of indiana are you from?
>>75846222
whats stopping you from going back?
https://twitter.com/MmaGreen/status/870353855221039107
>b-but the US is on the good side
>>75845945
i think varg is 60-80% teenagers and 20-40% adult retards
there are a lot of adults into this stuff but they go places like renegade broadcasting if they're completely retarded or somewhere like TRS
the daily stormer is mostly teenagers, and surprisingly young ones too
How do people even let themselves get this fat
I can understand being chubby, but being morbidly obese? How can you even enjoy life like that? All the delicious junk food in the world doesn't seem worth sacrificing every other faculty of your life.
>>75846226
wtf!!!
>>75846303
absolutely no self control is how
>>75846307
nice picture
>>75846262
Political science. The masters will be in teaching.
just realized I left some clothes in my dresser when I moved out of my dorm
>>75846343
oh, good luck
are there who brits unironically sound like this guy or is he just a meme
>>75846303
Those people eat all day, whole life revolves around it.
>>75846280
I live near greenfield
>>75846369
lol imagine him saying "imagine my cawk"
>>75846340
not a nice picture because i don't know these characters
>>75846368
>doesn't make fun of me
you're a nice guy
told the dentist i was majoring in english today and he just said oh
>>75846431
>english
>>75846387
how's indianapolis?
>>75846395
well I feel like a dick now
>>75846395
>>75846431
dont get why people make fun of degrees
there's almost always a field where you can get work and its not like we're exactly overflowing with people who want to teach
the only actually worthless degrees are African Cultural Studies and Women's Studies
>>75846469
it seems okay-ish but i'm not too sure about downtown
>>75846450
better than polisci
>>75846431
As long as you can repurpose an English degree to mean you have creativity, clear communication skills and solid research abilities for employers, it isn't as bad.