/brit/

>>75840522
this is what you get for being (((anglo)))

love thatcher
hate milk
hate northerners
hate coal
hate russians
hate lefties

simple as

what a lot of hot air

south bristol

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Labour GAINS:
Stroud (from Con)
Bedford (from Con)
Cardiff North (from Con)
East Lothian (from SNP)

>Arlene Foster is going to get the limelight
oh boy, you're in for a treat
maybe you cunts will give a shit about our shithole now

>Paul Nuttall of the UKIPs

Hope the tories replace May with someone who doesn't give a shit about porn.

>>75841110
its because harambe is a shit unfunny meme
and buckethead and elmo are hilarious + top lads

>>75840597
bet you want to be dommed by julie bishop
am i rite

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>Who needs the DUP? I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tory seats revised down to 318
so DUP coalition for sure

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CANCEL ELECTIONS NOW

stop blaming scotland, you retards.

for labour to get they were going to have to pair with 4 different parties. tories were always only going to need 1 if that.

>>75840522
>children who weren't alive under thatcher idolise her
state of rorkes

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If may gets the boot and the tories get in, is our internet safe

I know nothing about the DUP

What should I know?

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anime

UKIP OUT

paul nut all votes

>>75841134
BOZZA

>paul nut-all

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>Nick Robinsons voice

Christ put the fucker out of his misery

State of UKIP

Paul Nuttall is fucking awful

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cute lads :3

>>75841134
Based Gummer would have been perfect but he got narrowly beaten

some madman will nominate Mogg in the Tory leadership race and he'll end up winning like Jez did

can't wait to have a stereotypical socialist vs a stereotypical conservative

Hahahaha hahahahagagagahajahqahagagagqhqhagqhwjwjwhwhahaahahqhahah hahahahahahah

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MY NAME'S BLURRY FACE AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK

>>75841154
nice rori

>>75841153
They're the opposite of Sinn Fein, they like Northern Ireland being British

>>75841166
This man is on radio

>>75841153
well norn is pro remain so quite interesting . might be a bit soft

>>75841132

Reckon we'll end up genociding the prods and giving it back to Ireland rather than deal with Northern Irish politics on a national scale

What will the DUP demand from the tories? They have a lot of leeway to work with

suck my dick lads

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Spanish gf

>>75841153
basically US republicans
have a hateboner for the irish language

>>75841153
runt party thats going to give the tories a majority

>>75841153
They're the KINGMAKERS now mate. Anti abortion religious brexiteers.

night, lads. Hope this labour lead keeps up

Is Lord Buckethead /ourguy/?

>>75841153
turbororkes

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We need to try fascism

>>75841194
gas the taigs I guess

>>75841192
the DUP supported leave, as did nearly half of unionists

>pookip

>>75841126
This. Tentatively rooting for Corbyn now.

>>75841133
They could be a rugby league team - the Clacton UKIPs. Certainly poor enough.

>DAMAGED Mummy May

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Lord Buckethead ran against then conservative party leader Margaret Thatcher in 1987. He campaigned to demolish Birmingham to make way for a spaceport.[1] Buckethead received 131 votes in the ensuing United Kingdom general election of 1987

>>75841212
Nothing wrong with calling the pope the antichrist lad

>>75841149
Even if you gave all CON gains in Scotland back to SNP I still think that 5 party coalition would be 2 short

>>75841213
Nah fundamentally un-British.

>>75841211
Nah Elmo mate

>>75841223
>They could be a rugby league team - the Clacton UKIPs. Certainly poor enough.

Literal awful twitter tier banter

>>75841196
>julia roca
GOOD taste

>>75841221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwIoprttEGw

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this was the best result

conservatives will fall apart in the coming months

>>75841173
you're the only qt here

>>75841178
>the return of actual debates between intellectuals in the HoC
>no spin doctors, slogans or polling
>just two intelligent blokes arguing like gentlemen

My body is ready.

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>suddenly /brit/ asks what DUP is
Northern Irish here. Prepare for a hell of a ride

Jeremy Corbyn just became favourite to become prime minister http://ind.pn/2s25RdV #GE2017
AROOOOOOOOO

>>75841218
why would norn vote remain and then for a leave party

>>75841250
noooo :3

Bim Afolami, very english name

>>75841228
>He campaigned to demolish Birmingham to make way for a spaceport.[1]

Does anyone unironically doubt that a spaceport would be a much better use for that land than Birmingham?

Well UKIP'S dead, just like the BNP a few years back

Is the DUP the new meme rorke party?

>Although the party is primarily active in Northern Ireland politics, from 2004–05 it had one representative from the English constituency of Basingstoke, as a result of a defection to the party.

Absolute madman

dubs and I do a mid-election wank to femboys/twinks

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>>75841213
no

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>state of leftypol who have no finger on the pulse of scotland
lmboooooooooooooo

IMAGINE how much labour would've won if they ran anyone other than corbs against may

IMAGINE how much tories would've won if they ran anyone other than may against corbs

both parties well and truly fucked it

>>75841255
They're just kiddies mate.

really hope these dup mongs don't make the coalition all about fucking abortion

>>75841259
prods are thick as pig shite, and nationalists generally voted to stay in the EU

>>75841270
singles and you fap to cuck porn

>>75841274
It's been a matter of who loses more

Labour takes Canterbury for the first time in 99 years #whosunelectableagain #lookslikeJezzacanwinwithoutbuyinganewsuit #GE2017
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH CANTERBURY ON THE MAP

Is the Maduro apologist winning lads?

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>>75841245
oh fuck

>187

Fucking hell Canterbury

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Stop voting for leftists.

>>75841276
still managed to burn through half a billion pounds.
absolutely amazing people still voted for them despite that

>>75841270
Treat yerself lad.

>>75841281
hope they do

would be absurd and would expose conservatives as mongs

>labour gained canterbury
jeeeeeez

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>>75841283

Genuinely never heard of the DUP

Are they rorke?

>>75841292
nobody is winning

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>>75841274
Welcome to our world.

>>75841274
It's an even worse version of our last election.

>>75841265
why don't tories pair with lib dems again. its not over yet. they'll probably get enough

KLINGON

CANTERBURY MENTIONED

>>75841257
>jezza PM
>literal boris johnson as next tory leader

HOWLING

>>75841238
What are you going to do about it?

>>75841269
Literal lunacy.

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>>75841261
:3

>what would you like for your position reaffirming election f@m?
>just fuck my shit my senpai

Oh well off to kip til 7. Looking forward to the Tory landslide when i awake :D

>>75841274
No Labour MP other than Corbyn could've roused the youth up this much yesterday.

>>75841308
swap ukip with lord buckethead

love scotland
hate being english

simple as

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NORTHERN IRELAND RELEVANT
WE'RE THE REAL WINNERS HERE

>>75841316
lib dems won't want to do that

>>75841274
labour dont have anyone except corbs, he really was their best candidate and did fantasrically considering

cons should have run Osbourne, he would have owned it

>>75841311
they're actual conservatives

not civic blairites like the Tories or libertarian nationalists like UKIP

>>75841274
nah corbyn worked for them

mobilised the youth and actually showed passion against may's facelessness

based canterbury

WW1 tory heartland gained by labour


LEFTYPOL rules again

>>75841311
Apparently they're dodgy as fuck, might be quite entertaining

>>75841330
Anyone who doesn't understand this is fucking retarded.

Lib Dems have taken Kington lmao

>>75841316
Nah lib dems said they want tories to fuck off, enough of a bribe might convince them though

Who knows they might protest against the internet thing if they do form a coalition again

banterbury wahey

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CANTERBURY HAS BEEN CONSERVATIVE SINCE WW1.

IT'S LABOUR NOW.

BASED JEZZA.

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What happens if you get on a bus from the back entrance? Is anyone going to make you pay?

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UKIP leader Paul Nuttall defeated by Conservatives. He polled 3,308 votes to their 27,271

>>75841311
look up the RHI scandal and you'll see why I don't want them anywhere near government.

>>75841336
they should . we need them to soften brexit

I got work in the morning lads but I can't stop watching

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>>75841213
Smart lad

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>canterbury been conservative since the first world war
>has now gone to labour

>>75841370
howling, caterwauling and mewling

cracking gains

corbyn is nazbol

>>75841380
I decided around midnight I'm not going in tomorrow

>>75841311
They're basically Tories with more dumb religious beliefs.

>>75841270
I'll help you with that x
>>75841326
*kisses you on the cheek and then the lips* :3

>>75841339
>>75841330
>youth vote
404 desu

if labour went full blairite they could easily have stolen this from mummy "mentalist" may

>>75841369

people will tut and the bus driver will pull over and publically shame you until you flee in embarassment

noone really does that - happens v rarely

>>75841308
seriously how new are you fucks that you've never seen bobby smith before

>>75841369
london buses are segregated. Front for men, back for women

literally nobody gives a fuck about the british election lol

even OUR election had a larger draw in on /int/

>>75841274
still trying this corbyn bollocks after he's proved himself

>>75841369
driver can see, cameras, mirrors, etc.

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this reminds me a bit of the previous canadian election where are tories got utterly BTFO but gained in Quebec of all places

need to take the second shit of the night

curry, coffee and milk does that to me

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OUR GUY

>>75841311

Loyalist terrorists who are shit with money

>Wake up
>labour WINNING
it's happening

>>75841424
apparently he was elected at some point in the 80s

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poor tories

>>75841428
Urban seats often declare earlier

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wonder what she's doing

>>75841415
good
JFs can fuck off

>>75841369
In Belfast there are no back entrances. You both enter and leave through the front door next to the driver.

>>75841424
bucket waifu best waifu

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What kind of runt party is this? This tells me nothing

>>75841437
posting here

Salmond scrambling

>>75841437
Sucking right wing peckers while her bf watches I presume

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>>75841407
*blush* :3

>>75841416
i voted for corbyn, well local labour candidate but you get me

still would've preferred a radcen new labour leader desu

>>75841424
>short helmet
>no GREMLOIDS
shit imposter desu

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>189 lab
>178 con

tories fuck off

>>75841424
are those wicket keeper pads kek

>>75841449
northern ireland doesn't exist and it's all just a money laundering operation

>>75841385
There are a fuck tonne of students here. Its nothing but them voting.

The Troubles 2: Electric Boogaloo

>Major loses election
>Hague loses election
>Howard loses election
>Cameron doesn't win election
>Cameron wins by cheating
>May doesn't win election

the state of Tories
bring back the Thatcherites

Scotland

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>>75841437
Fuck I almost forgot about how insufferable twitter commie slag are going to be

>>75841297
foreigners please leave.

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Press f to pay respects

>Lord Buckethead claims to be an intergalactic space lord. His name and costume are derived from the 1984 movie Hyperspace (also known as Gremloids, the name of Lord Buckethead's party.)

wtf why didnt we vote him in
an intergalactic spacelord would be a great asset for the country

>189 lab
>180 con
we're fucked

>Salmond trying to pretend winning Scotland is the same as winning the election
SHAME WE'RE STILL IN A UNION THOUGH MATE :))))))))

salmond still shilling the indy referen-dumb cec

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I had to go feed my Axolotl, did Salmond win his seat?

>>75841456
More pls

>SNPee
>PooKIP

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Are jezza has meme magic on his side, he can't lose

check 'em

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>>75841437
>Communists using iphones

Hope the English lads are aware of all the heating profits to be made now DUP are in power. Going to free fucking money

I'm here for a horny pissing session

>>75841483
yeah let's bring back the incarnation of the party that fucked it so hard labour swept them into obscurity for a decade

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why's scotland suddenly giving up on independence?

>call an election
>don't campaign 'cuz you're sure that you'll win
>get butchered

if dubs <300 CON

>>75841463
*kisses the bulge in your pants*

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>>75841504

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>tfw voted DUP

>France's youth vote are fascists
>Our youth vote are communists

how did this happen

OH FUCK OFF SALMOND

Business idea: demolish Birmingham to make way for a spaceport

>>75841424
Pretty sure May is female

What's going on lads?

>>75841519
oh i'm sorry is the election over yet? tories will still get a majority

>>75841408
But then the problem is a Blairite government ya spanner.

>>75841518
>suddenly
been in a coma for the past few years?

>>75841518
>suddenly
FOY

>>75841539
Labour and the Tories are neck-and-neck

>>75841500
SNP can't win the election as they don't stand elsewhere

>>75841539
Looks like Britain's Hugo Chavez is going to win the election, or at least get a hung parliament

>>75841530
is it just me or is that blatantly an assault threat, and coming from an unruly potatonigger one that should be taken seriously

>>75841518
Scot Nationalist Party btfo

lost 20+ seats

>>75841518
Because they own all the oil which at the moment is worth fuck all.

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>>75841494
>ewok twins defending the chebs

Might watch this film, he didn't campaign in vain

Losers
>Conservatives
>SNP
>Lib Dems
Winners
>DUP
>Labour
Very interesting. Radical centrists literally falling off the sides of buildings by now I imagine.

did Salmon keep his seat

>>75841544
sturgeon was talking about an independence referendum after brexit last year

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FUCKING DUP, NO ONE LIKES YOU
FUCKING SF, YOU MAKE IT EASIER FOR TORIES TO WIN

Northern Ireland destroyed everything this elections with only 18 seats

>>75841543
>Blairite government
>problem
pick one

>>75841494
>an intergalactic spacelord would be a great asset for the country
>claims to be

could be a fraud

just smoked a spliffo

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>tories get 315 seats
>DUP aren't enough for a majority

>>75841562
Don't think it's declared yet

Who here waiting for /waiting for my constituency result/

>>75841552
Banning assault hammers is the next logical step after banning assault butter knifes and television

>>75841561
>Winners
>>DUP
>>Labour

hitchens must be cumming himself at the prospect of proper conservatives vs proper socialists

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>Bus spotting
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?

>>75841573
nahh

>>75841576
Check you out speaking el spanisho

Who won?

Did Amber Rudd lose yet?

>>75841494

Free Trade agreement with Andromeda when. TO THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE

>>75841518
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

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>>75841566
it's a strange feeling
hate our political scene but it's good to be relevant

>>75841548
>>75841551
May the Virgin of the Conception help those bastards

>>75841564
so what? greens talk about open borders

doesn't matter because they're both meme parties with no real influence

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>>75841528
*snuggles*

>>75841577
tories+DUP+UUP is a majority when you take into account 6 sinn fein MPs who don't take their seat

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>>75841583
>implying Hitchens isn't going to claim this election is just more proof of the UK's irreversible decline

YOU HAD 1 JOB

>>75841579
me
none of the cornish ones announced yet. expecting blue as always tho

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EVERY VOTE FOR SF IS A VOTE FOR TORIES
EVERY VOTE FOR DUP IS A VOTE FOR TORIES

STOPPPPP

>>75841594
Boris Johnson

>>75841587
AYY MUCHACHA
might fire up another one tbf

only 4 votes separating Corbyn & May... what the FUCK happened?

>>75841577
6 Sinn Fein seats would mean a 322 majority is needed, DUP are on course for 7+ I think

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>>75841566
>Tfw voted for them just to see people's heads implode with rage
Honestly amuses me everytime some to intelligent twat tells me how much the dup annoys him. Just makes my erection bigger.

>>75841616
never worked a day in my life

>>75841564
that was the SNP not the Scottish public, they've been sick of her shit for a while plus SNP are doing shit at running the devolved services such as health and education

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>>75841597

>>75841597
still demanding recounts according to Twitter

just saw BoJo running to westminster with a huge smile on his face

this can all be traced back to Gove
if he didn't backstab Boris, the Tories would be fine

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MOGGERS CAN FINALLY GO TO BED

>>75841612
*strokes your hair and kisses you again*
*gets your cock out and licks it whilst looking up at you*

>>75841627
>votes

do you know anything about british politics bruce

>>75841610
i was very annoyed at scotland for voting remain last year and then crying when leave won to the point of calling for a referendum

i guess that was all just memes then

did say that the tories would catch up to labour

may is still getting the shaft though

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>>75841640

>44% vote
>no majority

Howling

>>75841619
scotland and norn aren't even part of this country anymore. i mena they have to stay for now but they're doing their own thing and dgaf

BASED NI
A
S
E
D

N
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Moggy

2012-2016: the UKIP era of /brit/ and brit/pol/
2017 onward: the DUP era

>>75841652
seats* you know what i meant :(

>>75841649
sleep tight moggers

Wish I grew up in Southern England 2bh. Everything in western Europe seems so interconnected as if you could have friends and visit them in the same day all across England to Brussels to Paris. I've left my shitty suburb of Chicago and the rest of NW Indiana a handful of times since moving here.

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>>75841579
Mine is up in an hour forty, pray we vote commie lad. I need my tinternet

dubs and wank

>>75841577
Sinn fein don't take their seats. Barrier is 322. So unless cons get under 312 dup tip them over the edge.

>>75841369
no but those buses have like 20 cameras

>LD gain from CON in Bath

Hahaha goodbye Ben you prick.

rorkes will be sucking off the DUP for the next 5 years
ffs

>>75841264
won my vote tb h

>>75841640
>>75841641

kek, I'm sure she'll get the fix in eventually

SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION

NO YOU CAN'T "SON" ME

>>75841585
Used to work with a guy about 15 years ago (who looking back is probably the type to post on here) and him and his family would fly to other countries, check into the nearest hotel to the airport (bonus sperglord points if it was the airport hotel) and they'd just go to the airport each day and plane spot then go home.

They flew to Jamaica once and literally didn't leave the airport grounds....

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sharting at these pooperpillaged lefty Scots who want to stay in the EU(or the "Ew, Poo" as i like to call it)

>>75841685
everyone needs a meme party to love

>>75841670
South west fucking sucks. Greetings from West Somerset.

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>>75841424
>when you're so small even a bucket doesn't make you look tall

when will they ever learn?

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>had a 4000 majority

>>75841670
Doesn't matter where you live here, you could get a quick flight to pretty much anywhere in Europe for a cheaper price than the rip off Eurostar

>>75841651
you're probably fat ;____;

>>75841691
she's a good makeup artist

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>>75841702

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SF GOT 6 FUCKING SEATS
THAT'S LITERALLY -6 NEEDED FOR MAJORITY OF TORIES
REEEEEEEE

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Hello /brit/. Meet your new master.

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CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CUNTS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ARLENE FOSTER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>75841688
Her majority has apparently "been cut to a few hundred" so I'm sure she'd managed to get the boxes stuffed in between recounts

redpill me on DUP

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post your local sports hall

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Amber Rudd lost her seat

HOWLING

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Stop batting your eyelashes

>>75841595
>Mummy May won't be able to see my fucked up porn habits

Confusing feel

>>75841724
redpill me on arlene

>>75841715
I'm a skinny twink!

>>75841721

Can't wait for all the meme laws about flags to be debated in parliament

lads im not feeling well i can't feel my legs c u in heavn byre

>>75841719
-3 m8

you half the number of seats to find the majority

>>75841623
I want an el spliffo :(

>starting to get light out

FFS, I only stayed up for Rudd. I could have got a few hour kip

Nicola Sturgeon is horrendously ugly

>>75841730
wants ni in union with uk
opposes irish language
opposes gay marriage
literally lost half a billion pounds through a scam scheme they created

have fun

>>75841708
Isn't this a rural county?
>>75841714
The US doesn't really have the infrastructure to support that ease of movement or urban density. This is why so many Yanks exaggerate the level of inter-state cultural difference: many Americans are almost tied to the land like serfs.

>>75841755
quick, before you die

send me the rest of your weed

>Sturgeon seething
Fucking hilarious

>>75841649
Hate his politics
LOVE the man

>>75841739
KEK

They should bin seat based elections. Whoever gets the majority gets to fill all seats. Get labour and SNP the fuck out of there, let the tories put things back together. Fucking Muslim mayor of London, countless labour strongholds held in place by pakis and their paki councils.

sturgeon is saying the exact same thing as salmond

Tom Cruise is in the new The Mummy

a conservative - dup coalition with labour doing well and the SNP getting fucked is basically the best outcome desu

>guarantee some rorkism
>guarantee hard brexit
>no more placating scotcucks
>good opposition to stupid tory shit like internet surveillance

>>75841702
Pro-EU, anti-independence is the best stance up here

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>>75841745
YOU'LL SEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING HELL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Open your windows lads and tell the birdcucks to fuck off

hope i dont wake up to /brit/ deleted because NI fucked the UK again like usual

>>75841730
Abortion's still a big issue for them

Plus they're opposed to gay marriage and the like

TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA
>TAKE MY ENERGY JEZZA

>>75841764
kek

>>75841437
Who is this?

>>75841785
>>75841785
>>75841785

new

>>75841785
>>75841785
>>75841785

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>>75841747
excellent.. come here now!

>w-w-w-w-w--w-we won i-i-in s-scotland!

Fuck off nicola you lipless slag

>>75841778
Pretty fun movie
RT scores are BS
I'd give it 3.5/5.
Worth the £5 cinema ticket

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Why do the opposition want may to resign? Do they want better competition?

>>75841774
>>75841775
>>75841776
>>75841777
>>75841778
Number SNAP

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>>guarantee some rorkism

>>75841793
>>>/pol/

>>75841760
What type of Jew is this called? It's a meme that Ashkenaiz look like pure eastern Europeans. All the ones I know have this same golden skin and colored eyes.

>>75841730
Unionist
Flags
Right wing
Religious (prods)
Give citizens free money for heating empty barns