elections edition
who do you think he voted for lads?
anime
Even more SNP getting BTFO
fuck off rorkes
anime
*shaves my bollocks*
ANIME
>>75840529
I heard he had a four bedroom house in Kent so he is defo a Tory (and a manc twat)
>>75840529
Probably Labour because he's a daft working class manc
make scotland blue again
>>75840529
probably didnt vote
>Labour win back Cardiff North from Conservatives #GE2017
rip may
lost £20 thanks to the SNP fs fs fs
he looks a little uncomfortable
bloody hell corbyn's been MP for islington north since 1983
and they said.. who are you?
>>75840570
Better than losing the union
Absolute state of the incompetent twats managing microphones at the BBC. Keep hearing Kuessenburg and Dimbleby
why do we even have UK-wide elections when it's always England that decides anyway?
MUH YUNG PPL
>>75840529
A monkey
POLITICS HAS CHANGED SAYS JESSICA
>LDem: 47.3% (+17.6)
LIB DEM SURGE
>>75840577
What a group of runts haha
Bristol East: Labour Hold
Bristol West: Labour Hold
Bristol North West: Labour Gain
Bristol South: Labour Hold
>>75840569
CARDIFF MENTIONED
>>75840570
>he didnt put £20 on no majority
Easy £135 for me
>Jezza wins in islamington
go figure
>>75840586
fuck off jock england has 10x your population
Lovely speech
>>75840531
>muh hope for the future
>muh representative of the people
fuck off commie bastard
>snp btfo
Lmao
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I logged on to 4chan
>Tories only just going to get a majority maybe
>DUP surge
I don't think lefties understand what's going on here. Tories now at mercy of the rorkes in their own party, and failing that, turbororkes in the DUP
SINN FEIN MAKING HUGE GAINS
UNITED IRELAND AND TROUBLES BACK ON THE TABLE
sexiest mp?
reminder that just cause you feel it, doesnt mean its there
>>75840606
Ah yes democracy
>>75840619
foreigners please leave.
>tfw my local MP is literally the fittest in parliament
who are these people?
>May wants a man date
where do i sign up?
>>75840586
London alone nearly has more people than wales ni and soctland COMBINED
like what do you expect
Corbyn slating the fuck out of May
elmo
what the fuck is that guy doing in the monster suit with theresa may
>>75840634
your dad
Jezza dragging on a bit here
>>75840643
MUH DICK
>>75840634
Priti Patel ofc
>>75840614
>islamington
kek
>>75840642
fuck off tourist
christ may looks like an android trying to replicate human emotions and failing
>>75840643
:3
cute
boris johnson will be prime minister in a matter of weeks
>>75840643
Would furiously pound her fanny while aggressively fingering her bumhole
https://streamable.com/j4iw5
>>75840643
creasing
>>75840622
>turbororkes in the DUP
Redpill me on North Irish politics, /brit/
>the cunt from maidenhead
BIT rude
>>75840634
>>75840613
Buy us a pint then la
>>75840613
Was going to and never got round to it
Only put it on 'cause the odds went so long when the exit poll came out and I reckoned they'd hold 45 seats at least
>>75840529
No one, too much of a hassle to bother
>>75840573
He was mouthing "terrorist sympathiser" behind Corbz' back.
Hope Elmo mouths "stop selling arms to the saudis" behind May
>>75840607
Hope so, I moved to Kingswood amount a month ago but kept my Bristol East ballot because labour doesn't stand a fucking chance here.
Corbyn is so boring
>>75840667
Certainly havent heard that one before
>>75840644
Yorkshire Party wants more seats, they think Scotland has too many
>>75840249
>>75840350
Eric couldn't pick a picked pepper to pay the piper.
>>75840662
>Priti Patel
pretty patel
>scots and cryptoscots in NI carry tories to victory
caledonian mafia at it again lads
>SNP -11
I know
I know i've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now
Through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
>>75840662
She's a sociopath tho
>>75840674
cute!
>>75840671
MEH FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
imagine unironically voting
who fucking cares, your vote doesn't change anything otherwise they wouldn't let you do it
not a fan of the fairy land dreaming corbyn, but at least the labour leader actually resembles a human now
>>75840671
Turn back the clock 50 years. Then you have the Turbororkes of the DUP
hopefully gonna be British by the next elections.
will vote independent then
I fucking love scotland now
anyone know if limmy voted
>>75840668
https://twitter.com/stellacreasy
Tell her in person yanky boy
Warning, she actually got a lad arrested here for saying something along those lines to her on twitter
>>75840703
>implying you wouldn't gladly let her queen you
>>75840591
>there's this little fella' in the house of commons right, always eating bananas an' that which was a bit weird but nobody mentioned it. turns out, chimp in a suit and tie
>be normie
>wake up and check whatsapp
>94 likes on the new selfie you took
>go for your morning yoga-run in the park (which serves no health benefit but makes sure that people who traverse the park see you being ""healthy""")
>go with your friend to a cool juice bar where you drink some smashed up beetroot leaves for a tenner
>discuss with your friend all the latest sex and netflix you've been having
>get invited out to an all day party
>go there and get tanked up with your mates
>see a pretty girl and she goes back to your place to do sex
>post another selfie and go to sleep
>>75840703
that's hot tho
>>75840723
ahahaha
rorkes btfo
>>75840701
despite the fact that there are way more seats in the south east?
>imagine unironically voting
>who fucking cares, your vote doesn't change anything otherwise they wouldn't let you do it
KENT CANTERBURY MENTIONED
HAPPENING INCOMING
>theresa may standing next to bucket head leader of the monster raving loony party
>>75840713
>>75840723
I just treat it as an excuse to go outside
>>75840720
This is madness
*exposes my willy*
Ukip lost their only seat hhahhhhhaahahhhahahahhaahah
in love with laura jewberg lads
she's not that hot in a still image but her facial expressions are peng
>Tim Farron expected to win by possibly only few hundred votes. Declaration shortly
shame
tory surge
>>75840680
saving this image desu
>>75840634
http://sexymp.co.uk/historic_ranking/index.php
>>75840760
that wasnt cause of the election actually
their MP defected to the tories
>>75840643
>not 'Pretty' Priti
>>75840702
>>75840764
alri jezzaaaaaaaaaa
congrats on the win
DUP gonna get 10 seats
Rorke coalition incoming
>>75840671
people spend their entire lives trying to work out norn iron.
not worth it tubuh.
>>75840745
What are you on about mong? The Scottish vote could quite plausibly give the tories the seats they need to get a Queen's Speech through parliament with the help of the DUP.
I wish Dimbleby would stop talking over the RO, it's annoying
>>75840756
THIS
IS
SCOTLAND
wales is very politically diverse right now
theresa aint looking so good
>>75840723
well, that's no fun
>BBC taken off their projections
Are they reappraising it?
Is it likely to increase or decrease predicted tory seats?
post after mine: dubs
>>75840764
Congrats comrade
Waar wer' ye when Labour re-tük Kirkcaldy-en-Cowdenbeath?
>>75840773
>those freckles
DIAMOND HARD DICK
LIB DEM 3 SEATS
LIB DEM SURGE
>>75840723
>Brexit
>>75840761
Found a pornstar who looked exactly like her once
Many wanks were had
who's Elmo?
>tfw Tory/DUP coalition
lord buckethead my waifu
>>75840797
Massively decrease
All those fucking candidates
I feel a bit bad for her but it's her own fault.
may shook
BUCKETHEAD
post stella creasy's
errrrrmmmmm
>>75840741
Would aggressively tonguefuck her arse for hours
Feels bad to see these pics of Clegg and Salmond
politicians are people too, witnessing their destruction is... depressing
blehh
>>75840797
322 now
nonce three posts below me watch out
>it's another Theresa may wears that same red dress with flowery undershirt episode
>>75840730
he's gonna head out in a minute, just after this next game
Just got back from Blackpool and i'm never going back. I was walking along the seafront when I saw a man and woman having a shouting match. The woman then slapped the man around the head and they started to fight. A policeman showed up but instead of trying to calm it down he started to hit the man with his baton. Then the guy wrestled the baton off the policeman and started to hit the policeman and his wife.
Then a crocodile came and stole all the sausages!
>Known as Lord Buckethead
>Known as Howling Lord Hope
I love the daft shit in our elections
>>75840818
JUST
>>75840816
Hope so
It'll make up for my fucking cuck countrymen voting tory
>>75840826
ah yes democracy
>>75840798
Oooh aye
>>75840783
nah the bulk of their votes come from england . their strength comes from their base and to take their power you have to take their base
>lord buckethead got 249 votes
>howling lord hope of monster raving loony party got 119 votes
ALL RAISE FOR LORD BUCKETHEAD
>>75840768
This is the top ranked
>>75840815
>249
>>75840826
what a fucking line up
creasing
is this the official meme city of the UK, fucking hell
>Elmo got 3 votes
>>75840826
lmao
>>75840838
HOWLING
JUST
>>75840826
>that obligatory dindu
>lord buckethead
I uh...
>>75840730
SNP no doubt
he actually got quite seriously political during the independence referendum
latest
me on the right
reminder that all civilized white southern places vote tory except literal aids places like brighton
>>75840826
screaming
>>75840844
Are you that dense mate? Really?
>>75840826
What a rogues gallery
If you ever want to understand our political system just show people this photo
>all of these literal fucking meme candidates
>CHRISTIANS GOT LESS THAN THE MRLP
AHAHAHAHA
>3
>>75840798
>>75840848
deus vult
>THREE
>>75840761
WOuld love to dress her in a CUTE maid uniform
>>75840826
is that fucking theresa may at the /brit/ meetup?
Corbyn will win in a landslide and there's nothing you faggots can do about it. Trips confirm.
>>75840848
Literally no defending democracy
>Lord Buckethead
imagine getting three votes lmao
>>75840859
it's cause they know the PM's seat is guaranteed coverage
>>75840833
probably cost 7 billion quid desu
>>75840851
because the picture they use makes her look like a decent MILF
good lord why are there so many parties in may's area
>>75840643
>>75840825
She has a classical, graceful beauty. Genuinely amazing.
>Politicizing Elmo
elmo was fucking robbed this is a disgrace
Corbyn is our guy
>>75840826
What's going on here?
>>75840899
PM always has loads of meme candidates standing because they can get on TV
>>75840871
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THAT ENSEMBLE OF "ELECTED OFFICIALS"
Democracy was a mistake.
>>75840899
that's how it always is
people challenge the PM for attention
>>75840899
To make May feel like the worthless bitch she is.
>>75840826
MOTHER OF DEMOCRACY
Turns out Wayne Rooney was in the red
>>75840773
she was so badass when she was on the Daily Politics. staring daggers she was.
Long black hair, I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Pnx7Pc7Yc
anyone know if tim voted
Ngl Theresa May does look pure fucking evil
>the JUST political party
>52 votes
>one guy claps
just like pottery
ELMO BTFO
>all these memes
i wish we were like the US with only two parties
Such a nasty woman
elmo should've took it, this is fucked
i demand a recount
big, BIG willies
>>75840908
Democracy
>>75840932
alri Theresa
That was just embarassing, May BTFO
>>75840938
go suck a dick
>>75840899
Memes
Anons will May be out? Is the internet safe?
Starting to get light again here lads
>>75840929
Him, his mum and his gay paki lover voted for him
she gonna say anything but thanks?
>>75840923
she is so hot
>>75840513
Question for my britbong friends:
How common are coalition governments in your history?
>>75840945
fuck off bucket twat
DAMAGE CONTROL
FUCK OFF YOU EVIL WITCH
>>75840953
yeah elmo got in
>>75840912
For £5k only
I hate Theresa May so much
Like a fucking Robot
https://twitter.com/LordBuckethead/status/872973455104323584
>>75840908
you think you have freedom? where was elmo on november 8th?
liz kendall is safe lads
>>75840953
still a lot more seats to be won, could be anyone's win desu
>>75840923
christ she is so hot
BUCKET HEAD WOULD HAVE SAVED BREXIT
Shut up fucking cunt
At least are Nige is back lads
>May BTFO
>SNP BTFO
>Clegg BTFO
>Tim BTFO
>Salmond BTFO
BBC ESTIMATE HAS GONE DOWN!!!
CONS ONLY PREDICTED AT 318 NOW
THIS IS FANTASTIC!
>>75840954
And the birds?
theresa stop rhyming
>>75840969
screecher
>>75840959
rare
>>75840964
COMRADE
Corbyn is an open-borders pro-Islam Stalinist, but somehow, the cucks here have convinced themselves that he's "redpilled".
May is a pathetic milquetoast who won't really stand behind anything. She seems to vaguely support whatever he SpAds tell her is fashionable. That being said, she does have a genuine hatred for drugs, and she does seem to genuinely want to reduce immigration.
So obviously, you should support Corbyn.
The only way to reduce immigration is to increase immigration. The only way to ensure freedom of speech is to hand it over to censorious feminists and SJWs. The only way to ensure long-term peace is entirely dismantle our military and invite millions of terrorists into the country.
>>75840969
Maybe next time
why are women politicians so fucking uncharismatic, especially in defeat
this is hillary 2.0 except she's still trying to spin it in her favour
>>75840959
very rare and shortlived
Vote SPA
(Slag people's alliance)
Theresa looks pretty JUST desu
>>75840923
NEED her to laugh at my penis
>>75840954
same, getting nostalgic about the neet days where I'd stay up all night every night
been working over a year now though (booked tomorrow off)
>>75840998
and like hillary she won the most votes
>shartland
>>75840959
2010 was the last one
so who's the lesser of two evils?
>>75840969
mong thinks he could take it from elmo
The amount of time I've fucking waited, Rudd better lose
>>75840987
what's the estimate for DUP?
>tfw no meme candidates to vote for
reee
>>75840826
Modern Britain
>>75841006
*screams*
>>75840975
I've just realised that's a man in the middle. I guess I've had too much to drink because I just assumed it was a pole separating the candidates or something which looked a bit weird
>>75841004
phwoar
>>75841018
>so who's the lesser of two evils?
corbo by far mate
English cancer has consumed Wales.
There is no Wales any more, it's just West England
>>75840959
uncommon and usually only acceptable in times of crisis like WW2 or the National Government of the 1930s which was a Labour-Conservative formed after the great depression. We also had one in 2010 but that was not by choice but due to a hung parliament
>>75840984
that's quite aesthetic
>>75841002
VOTE AGAIN
A
G
I
N
A
Lord Buckethead or Elmo probs
>>75841006
She just lost her majority, which she didn't even need to gamble
She's the most JUST PM we've ever had.
>>75841006
reckong she wants to do badly so she can resign
>>75840998
thatcher was probably the strongest PM in our history
bbc puts the tories down to 318
>vote for me i'm a meme man lol fart big bog fart
>>75841010
SALTY
TORY
TEARS
SHIT
Milkman wasn't kicked out
S A F E
A
F
E
SAY IT WITH ME LADS
PM ELMO 2017
>>75840868
nah it was Scottish Greens
>>75841044
howling and heeming
oh no here come the graphics
Based milkman is safe
CORBYN
COR, WIN!
CORBYN
COR, WIN!
CORBYN
COR, WIN!
CORBYN
COR, WIN!
>>75840908
It's standard for political activists to run against the PM in their constituency. Elmo for example is Bobby Smith of New Fathers 4 Justice.
are tim did it
>>75840998
no passion or insight
>>75841046
this
>>75841044
Exit polls predict 310.
Tory DUP coalition
>>75841032
was talking to my pureblood welsh dad about this
he reckons otherwise
creasing at these dodgy 3d animations jeremy vine has to appear in
reeeeee farron survived
>>75841018
Corbyn
Again, he's something to ride out but there's no getting out of May's cage once it's down
elmo/buckethead coalition
>>75841068
*stabs you*
ARE NIGE ON TELLY
GLAD may is gone
now the tories can fix their shit
i just want hitchens to be happy for one time before he dies
>>75841083
based vine
>>75841080
I can't believe this is the world we live in
DUP Brexit is going to be a fuckin hell of a ride
>>75841081
>pureblood welsh
no such thing. It's just English
>>75840868
Lol his twitter rage was funnier than his programme
>>75841066
Every time I look at the British house of commons, I'm flabbergasted at the lack of desks.
CLOSING IN
L
O
S
I
N
G
I
N
what the fuck is with taking your elections seriously? people make fun of us for a few voting people voting for harambe, but you have a bucket head and a literal cheezit running
Trips confirm that June is the end of May.
eh
>>75841098
hes literally a direct descendent of the last king of wales
>>75841097
Can't work out if it's going to be good or not.
>>75841046
>>75841077
satire candidates are for protest votes in locked down seats
nothing wrong with em
Who needs the DUP? I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
still waiting for Amber Rudd to lose
Theresa May is actually a retard
I'm a full on Rorke but after this campaign I unironically prefer Corbs
>>75841110
MRLP has existed for fucking years. We've always taken the piss.
>>75841043
her jawline was definitely strong
>>75841114
>we wont do divide and conquer, thats the white people game
What did she mean by this?
>>75840996
Go to bed, Rourke.
>>75841127
i LOVE IT
>>75840940
love em
>all these meme candidates
>not a single pepe/kek related party
could have been worse