/cum/

one of my cousins bitched about the ghost in the shell casting, then posts all these comments about how he rolls his eyes at SJWs
>>75839773
sorry, already here la

>>75839773
Footkr*ut won't like this edition...

Get outta that uh, jabroni outfit

L A B O U R
A
B
O
U
R

>>75839796
Viets aren't chinks.

my mother let me drink tap water as a child and now im retarded

/r/blackpeopletwitter is using green text CSS for their quotes.

Deleted the ol tinder account and uninstalled the app

bad edition

>>75839822
Why do you care

>>75839822
I keep seeing memes on niggergram saying normies & autistic, I blame Wisconsin.

ABSOLUTELY
NAUSEOUS
FUG

>>75839822
u 1/2 2 go ←

>>75839773
California is the greatest state in the greates country in the world, but should be broken into 3 states.

Everyone knows it would be a good thing for 3 New states, a couple "liberal" and one "conservative"

>>75839811
w-what the fuck

>>75839856
gtfo

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What is your opinion on american rednecks

they are the best friends you can have imo

>>75839863
THEYRE APPRIPRIATING OUR CULSHURE

BUT WE CANT SAY SENPAI OR DESU. It's a fucking Jewish plot to undermine 4chan

>>75838993
This anon is absolutely correct.
I want this whole thread to know it.

>>75839809
>>75839822
>>75839856
>>75839873
>>75839900
>>75839914
Please look, read, and know.
>>75838993

>>75839900
Chink = Chinese

>>75839894
*to have 3 new states

-oops

btw he is responding in to ME i am the CORRECT person

>>75839934
thank you

Jefferson should be annexed by Oregon. The rest of California can rot.

>>75839935
so do I get gook, zipperhead, and xxMOnGolSTOMPER1285xXX

korean people> jap people> all other slopes>>>>>chinese people

Want a cutie to sit on my face

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>>75839773
britan 51st when?

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>>75839934
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methodist_Rome
See what ONE French Canadian PM did to a conservative Anglo region, the results may shock you! Conservatives hate him!

>>75839997
I avoid stereotyping, but the loads of Koreans I've met in PA have been extremely insular and smoke a lot. Not rude, but not friendly either.
I befriended Japanese Americans far more

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APOLOGIZE

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Hows life treating you guys?

>>75840052
I'd like to add it was a Japanese person that partly helped me become a man by nearly breaking my wrist

>>75840083
life never treats me

>>75840083
Been going fine desu. Gonna be getting my own place soon. You?

>>75840083
Alright. I could be doing more to be social, but I am on a good career path and I exercise a lot.

I am still about to spend 150 bucks on action figures so idk

>>75839992

jefferson supporters should go back to their 1300 people towns in the middle of nowhere and shut the fuck up

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>>75840083
another youropoor country is going to turn into a communist regime and starve to death so pretty fucking good

>>75840168
In portland? How hard was it? Heard the competition was heavy there

>>75840202
which one?

>>75840014
>Peter C. Newman has described Toronto in this period "a sort of Calvinist Tehran",[1] in reference to the Protestant theology and the theocratic nature of Iran.
this is literally my dream

how did i not know about this

>>75840216
Britain apparently

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>>75839521
how tall are you?

>>75840212
It's pretty expensive here but I make a decent amount of money.

>>75840233
5'4". It bites, but I don't get down about it like I used to.

>>75840233
8'10

>>75840219
Because Toronto has committed suicide

>>75840280
that's because you're always down manlet

>>75840280
pls b my bf

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>tfw only 5'3"

i'd overlook a black woman's skin color if they had a british accent

you might see me as a loser in almost every other respect but i am the perfect male height, 6'3

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>>75840310
heh, honestly I love manlet jokes know, as long as it's not that stupid "when will they learn" meme. it stops people from making more manlet jokes

people on twitter are vicious though. I avoid that
>>75840328
Really? Shit, I'm 5'4" with shoes.

>>75840316
benefits? dental?

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>>75840340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tw1pZHxDWQ

>>75840370
half a tub of vanilla-pecan icecream

I keep hearing a sheep somewhere outside my window

>>75840387
this is like linking an ugly american voice for a white girl
dummy

>>75840482
Time to SLEEP, then.

out of all the forced slurs for americans /int/ has come up with americlap is the dumbest. it doesn't even make sense

>>75840519

b-but its only 7 o clock

>>75840432
>vanilla-pecan
Disgusting. When did respectable flavours like strawberry and pistachio go out of style with you millenials?

>>75840432
sry man I only like chocolate and all its double, triple, fudge, brownie-packed derivatives

>>75840523
*Claps to show agreement*

>>75840537
maybe in your slum timezone

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>>75840518
Black british people all talk like trash you dummy

feeling a tad sick currently

Got work in the morning desu

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>maybe in your slum timezone

>>75840523
Apparently other countries don't clap when your plane lands to appreciate the pilot and air traffic controller not crashing

>>75840637
IN THE NAVY

>>75840571
drat

>>75840559
i want an icecream that reflects my trendy lifestyle

>>75840612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=halhVBSMwlY

>>75840523
>claps in movie theatres when the film is over
>claps when the plane lands
>[third example]

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the clapping meme is one of my favorites

>>75840711
is it really that weird? it's like smiling, you clap when you're happy

>>75840711
rarely
fuck you
there isnt one

>>75840748
Other countries don't do clap. Or smile. In Russia, many people in the metros put effort into having no emotion or frowning (think Max Payne)

>>75840711
i have never seen anyone clap for a movie


then again, i havent really seen a good movie in theaters before

>>75840776
these other countries sound like a depressing shithole place to live

>>75840711
I haven't been on a plane since I was five but I've seen quite a few movies and literally no one ever clapped at any point in them

>>75840802
I've seen people clap. People clapped at the end of Force Awakens.

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>>75840807
>russia
>depressing shithole
why would you say that

>>75840711
we like to show our emotions with our hands, wow who cares

>>75840836
i went to see that one in the movie theaters like a month and a half after it was released and people clapped

>>75840842
what's this meme where you take a picture of something and put this VHS tape filter effect over it. reeks of tumblr don't like it

>>75840802
Really? I hear people clap a lot when the hero is getting his ass kicked, then stages a massive comeback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqgdWu4IvfM
this for instance got tons of clapping

>>75840836
well then they were braindead

>>75840904
its all in your head

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>when you make an interesting post nobody cares
>when you post about memes you get multiple (you)'s

>>75840911
that's justified

>>75840911
people clap for sports when action gets good, why not for movies?

did my course evaluations

>>75840933
the cyrillic says "beautiful new world" in russian so i wouldn't be surprised if it's some dumb ironic indie film

>>75840935
can I save this image?

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>>75840999
I'll choose to believe it

getting forehead wrinkles at 24 jfmsu

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>>75840891
When I saw it some retarded groups of people clapped and hollered as each one of the old Star Wars cast made their appearance.
Some woman eventually turned and said really loud "why are you clapping? It's not like they're here?"
God bless her.

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>>75841025
I didn't make it, do with it as you wish.
P.S. I made this image, it is trademarked do not steal

>>75840891
>tfw you go to a cutesy animated kids' movie
>tfw there's a raucous black lady yelling at the screen
i love it, unironically

>>75841054
it's just instinct. like when you see something funny you laugh. when you see something cringy you wince. when you see something happy you clap. it's just human nature.

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oops

You are what you eat. my diet is garbage

>>75841138
But I'm not Asian.

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>>75841108
You better have a good lawyer bud
P.S. I made this image, it is trademarked do not steal

>>75840933
BUT SHE'S TOUCHING HIS CHEST NOW

*leaks ur image onto a public tracker*
whoops

hehe

>>75841138
I ate a Kaiser today, gib Prussia back

>>75841138
i ate 2 burgers today

>>75841222
>trips
>burgers

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Comin in out my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss

hi

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>>75841191
um WHAT THE SHIT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WORRY ABOUT ROOOOOOO

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>>75841156
Sorry bud, I only pity download one image per thread, pay my fees or you're gonna need a good lawyer

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>>75841222
2 you say?

*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*

>>75841222
>>75841253
XXDDDDD HE GOT REPEATING NUMBERS

*sticks my gloved finger into your anus*
Please cough.

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>>75841278
>off by one

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>>75841240

>>75841299
fuck

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>>75841248
I've seen both of those posted by other before and one was even posted to insult me which was nice. No worries bud.

IMAGINE being italian-american

>>75841240
How's /cum/'s favourite mutt doing tonight? Must be happy about the penguins.

Anyone who doesn't say their ancestry is "American" disgusts me.

>>75841340
pay me or I'll send some employees to your home

Come here and post some actual Murica things >>75835411

fucking south americans are faggots

>>75841374
Why has every game between the Pens and Preds excluding the first been one team getting HEEM'd by the other?

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>>75841376
True Americans™

Really, what's wrong with being a chicano?

>>75841376
what if you're a first-generation american

>>75841138
guess i'm a vagina haha

https://youtu.be/O1vPTM2-hFw

the gee eff

Chicanas are the sexiest women

>>75841420
>Mexican
>Largest ancestry in Hood River
Terrible map. German is the biggest.
>>75841452
They're the only ones who get a free pass because none of their ancestors were American.

PAULIE

I'm a fan of Bulgarian girls myself

>>75841474
this
need a thicc chicana gf

EYY BADDA BING BADDA BOOM

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>>75841376
>>75841420
Muh kin

>>75841374
1, *pushes you on the shoulder*
*put hands in my pocket but still flex*
why are you stalking me white boittt

2, the hockey is not something I allow to even TOPUCH my eyes

3, thanks for defending me fromt he copy pasta poster
>>75841420
me on the left

darn i should of started drinking earlier.

it's 1045 and i have nothing next couple days

should i start getting hammered?

>>75841563
yes

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craving an oatmeal creme pie

>>75841525
>check the list
>muh kin found in Bucks, Whatcom, & Clackamas County
Some of you Americans could be related to me

>>75841525
tfw generic and extremely last name

COME ON AND
SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE
JAM

People like people amirite?

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>>75841628
extremely common*

CRAVING a small Papa John's® pizza

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>>75841607
You know it. Hail victory! Hail Trump! We are "brothers", as African Americans might say!

whats your opinion of feist's new album?

>>75841542
You make a lot of spelling mistakes anon, also you never answer whether you have a hot sister or not.

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>>75841607
we're all related to bucks

>>75841661
>t. Smith
wew

>>75841723
That is very literally my last name. I'm not kidding.

Bucks, Montgomery, even Lancaster are ok.

But Delco....

>>75841731
That's kinda why I posted it...

>>75841765
My last name could've also been Johnson. Map looks pretty much the same.

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>>75841738

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>>75841661
me 2
>>75841678
I am groot
>>75841696
big family sitcom when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6zl5x8r9Bs

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Interesting

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summoning my fellow german-americans

>tanzania

>>75841731
please tell me your first name is Jacob

>>75841852
It's not.

>>75841823
REPORTING IN!!!
(memes aside I'm 1/16 german at least)

>>75841471
I've seen some seriously fucked up shit but for some reason this is the strangest thing I can think of ever seeing. It genuinely freaks me the fuck out

>>75841863
You could have lied to me man

>>75841883
Lying is a sin and I'm a good Christian man.

>>75841820
kek

>>75841823
why yes i'm 1/64th german

>>75841864
1/8th german master race here, hallo freund

>>75841892
Glenn Beck said your city is the most godless in America (tm)

>>75841926
Can't say I care what he thinks

>>75841917
WANN KOMMST DEINEN FAMILIE ZU AMERIKA?

>>75841976
lol just because I'm german doesn't mean I speak it

How do I become a normie at clubs

Shall be leaving the thread now. See you guys later.

>>75842003
Drink enough to suppress your autism but not too much that your dick stops working.

>>75841998
DEUTSCH SPRECHEN IST SEHR EINFACH!


(if i could go back in time i would have slapped my younger self and told him to take french instead of german and that even thought he is deciding on the basis of teacher attractiveness, we will actually like the french short haired teacher better in the end)

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oh fuck it's already 1100 and i haven't started. time to get out the rum.

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>>75842032
I've gotten pretty drunk but have still yet to reach the point where my autism stops being an issue
I freeze up whenever grills are involved. This thot was grinding on my dik and i froze up and she left

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>>75842047
That's not b8 newfag, unless...

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If this person says below, how would it sound?

"I respect your privacy.
You can say anything about me, I will respect your opinion.
I will never encroach in your property.
Your life is as valuable as mine.
I will never disturb you on your way, you can push me away if I am in your way."

>>75842066
Sounds like you needed to drink more that night

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rate my day
>got high on amphetamines
>embarrassed myself to online chat revealing how unstable I really am
>shitposted nearly constantly all day
>ate a small bowl of cereal and some leftover pasta today
thank you I would really appreciate it

>>75842086
I would think it's nice but honestly I would think less of him is he actually said the last one

>>75842105
I feel like I've embarrassed myself like that countless times, minus the uppers

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>>75842100
Next level would have been blackout desu

>>75842105
2/5

>>75842077
shut the fuck up faggot i posted that for the text.

did i respond to any other post? did i talk about any other post?

go shove a pole up your ass.

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>>75842142
are you an actual spaniard?

>>75842139
did you also reveal personal shit that you usually would never
really in the mood to cut contact
>>75842145
pretty good for me thanks

>>75842105
whatever makes you happy mane. how do you see your day?

Mine was okay but I'm glad I did a lot
>mowed lawn
>exercised
>finished a bunch of small chores
>searched for open positions
>made dinner
>finished the forms for my job

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>>75842157

>>75842164
Nyet, autistic american

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Hey guys, Im about to travel to NYC in two weeks, how do I avoid being shot?

>>75842173
it started off feeling great because of the drugs but now I just feel emotionally drained and shame and regret
I like your day lets switch

>>75842167
I did that with my ex with the real personal shit and it was no bueno

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>>75842213
Guns are illegal in NYC so of course there is no crime.

>>75842213
say "moi pitää mennä" and run away

Reminder that chinks are not invited to this thread

(unless you believe in democracy)

>>75842214
you can have that kind of day. as soon as you wake up, type up a list on your phone of shit you have to do, then just immediately start. don't hesitate

Where is Ireland, Denmark and the Medic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

honestly just imagine fucking britney spears in her prime

>>75842213
lol it's not the 1990s when NYC was the most dangerous city in the nation. it's super safe, as long as you don't blindly wander the bronx.

shit ain't like this anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV4cgs-bPic

>>75842279
Had a huge crush on her. She went with another guy from Fresno

>>75842227
yikes
I did it in some group chat with a bunch of people FUCK

>>75842259
not to do the same thing again but I can't just do that
I don't feel human most of the time so I cant just do it I don't know what to say

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>>75842291
Whoa... so this is the power of White crime...

>>75842003
don't go sober

>>75842331
I mean, the talking point of NYC crime is not race, but the policy of the mayors. In the mid-90s the city gov buckled down and started cracking skulls, and flooded a lot of poor areas with big business, turning the city into a disney land

You can't claim you're American if you have no Scot-Irish ancestry

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can't jerk off sober buds.

i see why normies drink.

>>75842398
not only must you have it, but you must tell everyone about it to be american

You can't claim you're American if you have no Chicano ancestry

>>75842213
you'll be fine

>>75842291
this, even the Bronx nowadays is rather safe, I would probably even be willing to walk around the south Bronx during the daytime

>>75842415
no thats Irish, Scots-Irish is different

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>>75842398
Reminder that Scots/Scotch-Irish are the most powerful race in the world (except for filipinos of course)

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>y'all

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California is so comfy right now paradise on earth

>>75842418
eeesttoooooooooooo

i am a real american fight for the rights of every man
i am a real american fight for whats right fight for your life

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>>75842474
y'all mind if I

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Bed time

Y'all folk who'st'v'ed

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>>75842516
hey beter

>>75842556
WHOMST

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>>75842571
damn.. that was epic
>>75842582
me irl btw

The one I don't understand is yinz

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>>75842571
FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD

>HE CAN TELL MY POSTS AND CALL ME OUT AS THE MIXED RACE MAN
>NO EXTRA FLAGS THO
>THINK I'M A PITTSBURGER

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uhhh PSA
memes are now called PPs (powerful pictures)
thanks!
(I have attached an example of a powerful picture)

didn't drink today, ill get beer tmr and get wasted

>>75842671
But you live in Bucks county, that's not pittsburgh

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>>75842689
and where are ur flags

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>>75842634
deadass b

>>75842703
I don't need them your posting style is always the same

>>75842718
dumb leaf

>>75842728
I thought this was a no bully zone...

>>75842704
yo pls tell me there is one for SCOUT

(also wtf NECA finish the TF2 line and make a scout figure. would pay like 50 bucks for that shit)

>>75842718
I try to vary it up to be #undetectable

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Is this sam hyde?

>Brooklyn

OOOOOO

EYYYYY

>>75842900
I am walking here.

you plus me, it equals better math

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>we will never know if Bucks has a hot sister

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Sike
Cant sleep

>>75842930
Watch where ya goin ya foo'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwHzUW01CS0

>>75842966
music to stay awake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1hlzLsUaU

>>75842966
*psych you fre*aking noob

*hits you with a spinning elbow attack*

>>75842983
Anyone who thinks these guys on this show are pedophiles is wrong. They are ephebophiles.
A pedophile is attracted to children. Meaning pre-puberty. Ephebophiles are attracted to adolescents or teenagers. Which is natural in males. Women are at the healthiest age for pregnancy between the ages of 15ish to 25ish. Our body wants a mate who will make the healthiest children possible. Sex is always about reproduction whether you want a child or not. Why do women shave all their hair off (except for the hair on their head) and wear make up? So they can look young and healthy. They want to disguise themselves as a female in peak reproductive health. This show is a bunch of shit! It's nothing more than the exploitation of male sexuality. These guys don't want to have sex with a 10 year old. They want a sexy teenager.

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Me rn haha

>>75843013
honestly if I had to fight now I would just use elbows. I don't understand how people throw their body behind a punch. It's so easy to do with an elbow though.

>>75842930
I am performing locomotion in this direction

>>75843028
>has never felt the warm of another woman in the same bed
I got zero sex in college but even I was able to experience this

>>75843028
haha i fux w/ it

>>75843080
>>has never felt the warm of another woman in the same bed
>another
COMPTON

>>75843079
I am translating a point on my body along the axis which intersects your body

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>>75843113
ENGLAND IS MY CITY

*whispers softly into ur ear*
gabbagool

>>75843024
It's all in the forward movement of the legs. Think of your arms as whips when you punch. The very second it reaches full extension(without you tilting your body), it should fly back naturally like a recoil.

You're not trying to put 100% of your power in each punch, but a perfect amount that keeps in you balance and helps you return to your stance(which is supposed to be your balance).

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one more mfer goes to sleep and slows this general down imma reach into my backpack I stg

>>75843178
what the FUCK dude
JANNNNNYYYYY
FBBBBIIIIIIIIIII

Kinda thinking about fucking a paki girl

>>75843195
LMAO meant to respond to >>75843057

Asshole hurts buds

>>75843215
hmm, that's a pretty interesting way to look at it. I usually focus too much on the arm's power and aim, but in actuality I should focus on my center and stance.

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god wants you to fug vaginas, he made it wet and soft for you. he didn't intend for you butthole to be used like that.

>>75843240
poor baby :( *kisses your little asshole* all better bud?

Good evening folks

>>75843276
kys mexifag

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>>75843212
inshallah

>>75843271
>he didn't intend for you butthole to be used like that.
Then why did he make it feel so good

>>75843271
why did he make them look like serrated blade wounds

i hate that guy too

>>75843276
Greetings!

>>75843240
well here's the problem
*pulls out fire hydrant*

>>75843276
how's it going bud

>>75843240
>Son just turns 18 and dad comes and asks him, "have you ever had sex son"?
>No dad
>Dad gives him money and tells him to go find a prostitute
>Son comes back the next day
>Dad is filled with questions
>"Did you enjoy it, how was everything?"
>It was great dad...but my asshole hurts a little

>cara btfo that quick
Like Delevingne shaved her head again

>>75843271
stop yesterday I stg I was in heat I don't need this

>>75843292
god communicates in metaphors

>>75843308
A+

my thigh hurts

reminder that the physical world is a creation of Satan and the god of the Old Testament is Satan

>>75843319
>her

>>75843308
epic story btw

>>75843268
Forget about all of that. Just stay calm and keep your balance. The rest will /cum/

The more tense you are, the weaker the punches, the more telegraphed, and the more your opponents punches will hurt when they connect.

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being a kid is liking boobs.

growing up is realizing butt is more important.

>>75843320
:')

this song is for all canadians whom are obsessed with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJhj7KrrPSg

>>75839773
plebs ruin new retro wave
how good it genre was in 2011-2012 and where it now
thanks fucking videogames for degenerates

all physical experiences are the work of Satan is physics is the literal study of Satan's handiwork

>>75843389
Being an adult is realizing that prostate orgasms are God's gift to man

>sitting in basement cause it cold
>start listening to Akon's legendary 'Smack That'
>gets me grooving and I start walking around and dabbing
>when I come back to my seat a giant red spider was there

FUCKING BASE RAP APEX OF WESTERN CIV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKDdT_nyP54

https://youtu.be/9D-QD_HIfjA

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>>75843405
>not timbs

>>75843405
i am a child of God, sir.

i hate scarface it makes me think of my ex, specially the montage.

I wanna hit someone with a flying knee so bad.

FUCK OFF NO ONE LIKES YOU

>>75843478
I'm sorry ;_;

>>75843509
honestly those things scare me
humans to silverbacks. all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

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>>75843526
not you

>>75843465
jus wait till we get to the wrastling ring

>>75843552
>>75843552
>>75843552
>>75843552
NEW

>be on subway
>Qt blonde girl with short shorts gets on but runs to a seat very fast
>Pack of juvenile nigs run on the train acting like nigs
>Harassing girl, she says to stop sexually harassing her, they mock her
>Me and two other guys stand up in alpha stance
>Nigs run away when conductor comes but not before calling the girl a whore
>Girl distressed and crying runs away with her friend
>Tfw didn't get to bash some skull in like a white knight

>>75843594
who, me?