Lock him up edition
>>75839313
ARE BARREN
midlands
jesus
go and look in the angus robertson tag on twitter
despise lefties
>LAB 79 - 63 CON
They're closing in
ARE YOU STILL A MORON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYAcPTQR0zE
BASED SCOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYAcPTQR0zE
BASED SCOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYAcPTQR0zE
BASED SCOTS
Anime
Someone arrange for one of the subs at faslane to blow up please
Put us out of our misery
Conservative GAIN East Renfrewshire from SNP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
BASED JOCKS
Conservative GAIN East Renfrewshire from SNP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
BASED JOCKS
Conservative GAIN East Renfrewshire from SNP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
BASED JOCKS
>>75839660
reported to GCHQ
>100 posts early
do you mind
>the state of jocks
bet if there was a "jump off a bridge" referendum and the english voted not to jump, theyd all take the plunge
>tfw blairite and scotnat
Corbyn still unelectable. HAHAH get fucked commies
>>75839673
I'd take it
They don't have internet or any of the shit that would let me know about all this wank in the concentration camps do they
>leftypol tears over scotland
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
next pm >>75839740
HOW
THE FUCKING LIB DEMS
HOWHOWHOWHOWHOW
>>75839711
>>75839732
back to rightypol discord
>>75839744
uhoh
HAGGIS STATUS: UNSTIRRED
this shit makes no fucking sense
fake news
LIB DEM GAIN IN DUNBARTONSHIRE
LIB DEM SURGE
SCOTS XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESsVydlq8cM
BASED JOCKS
A
S
E
D
J
O
C
K
S
DEATH TO THE SNP
OOOOOOH JEREMY COOOOORBYYYYN
DUMBARTONSHIRE EAST TO THE LIB DEMS FROM THE SNP
>DUMBARTONSHIRE EAST TO THE LIB DEMS FROM THE SNP
DUMBARTONSHIRE EAST TO THE LIB DEMS FROM THE SNP
>DUMBARTONSHIRE EAST TO THE LIB DEMS FROM THE SNP
DUMBARTONSHIRE EAST TO THE LIB DEMS FROM THE SNP
>DUMBARTONSHIRE EAST TO THE LIB DEMS FROM THE SNP
june is the end of may
what happened to the snp lmao
did people know they would get in trouble or is this out of the blue?
>>75839788
the highlands have never voted like majority of scotland's population
So did Scotland save the Tories?
Kinda funny because Scots in the web like to sell themselves as left-leaning people.
CLEGG IS GONE
>>75839806
wow how dumbertons lmao
>>75839788
It makes perfect sense
Scots are eternal two-faced cuckolds
This was extremely predictable
Please dont go Clegg :(
AHAHHAHA CLEGG FUCKED
CLEGG IS DEAD
CLEGG IS DEAD
CLEGG IS DEAD
oh fuck
does labour not contest seats in norn iron?
>CLEGG
that state of 'im
I actually feel bad for the guy
>visibly upset
KEKED
THIS RETARD IS AN MP AND BTFO FUCKING CLEGG
clegg looks about ready to end it all
fighting the tears
>>75839881
Good Friday agreement la'
NICK CLEGG BTFO
>clegg's career ending on live tv
christ
clegg's wikipedia page already updated
JUST
>>75839887
Hello darkness my old friend
>>75839887
>>75839918
Someone record this and put "mad world" in the background
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
POST GOOD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eps-4alpQaw
>>75839912
>>75839918
>>75839902
>>75839887
Imagine you got beat by the ginger fucking retard
>>75839834
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE COMMUNIST NOW
>>75839947
JUST
U
S
T
CLEGG'D
>>75839953
Actually feel a bit bad for the bloke
Tim Farron likeley to lose seat
https://twitter.com/fixuwithmyIove/status/872986817091555328
this is sadder than Portillo's defeat
clegg was the best of us
whats happening lmao
>>75839814
Scots on the web like to sell themselves as fucking angels on earth baka
>>75839946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ULEuRcTIAA
"lib dem surge", clegg whispers to himself in bed, as he bursts into tears
>>75839958
the golden generation
>>75839975
I feel a bit bad for Clegg but if Farron goes I'll be dancing
anime
Can anyone link me to the election map?
C L E G G
>>75839975
this is literally tory fake news
What do the BBC have against Clegg?
This is just brutal
Why didn't the unionists vote Labour
>>75839946
https://youtu.be/0l9kzS_B7gg?t=34s
https://youtu.be/0l9kzS_B7gg?t=34s
get fucked (((media empires)))
>>75839991
NOT funny
https://twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617
>all the rorkes have evaporated
unironically one of the 70 people who voted sdp in sheffield hallam lol x
Ready to watch nick clegg cry?
clegg is going to go postal
radical centrism has been buried
fuck i feel heartbroken
what are the seat numbers for each party lads?
Tuition fees, anti Brexit sentiment, could be reasons why Clegg's just lost his seat - biggest causality of night so far.. #LibDems #GE2017
>566,166 votes
>1 seat
>>75839993
need a anime gf
>>75839999
Nice quads. Will miss Clegg quite liked the fact that he went into the Coalition
>>75840007
>What do the BBC have against Clegg?
>>75840007
they kept the camera on his face for a solid 5 minutes and zoomed all the way in lmao
I laughed at first but started to feel sorry for him by the end
>>75840034
>causality
Hmm
>>75840007
i dont think they have anything against him, he was just a big name
>>75840016
Fucking screeching
RADICAL CENTRISTS PERMANENTLY BTFO
>>75840016
is he /ourguy/?
National Coalition when?
>>75840034
>causality
kys
state of these mongs
He's started monologuing
>>75840044
>>75840055
it was a tweet you pedant cunts
Oh get on with it
Nobody fucking cares
Wrap it up
You're fucking done
>I've always sought to stand by the values I believe in
AAJAJAJAJA
YOU SEEN IT HERE FIRST
shut up clegg you're done
Clegg was the best of the leaders in 2010
I'll always have a soft spot for him.
See you Space Cowboy...
>>75840016
K E K
E
K
>"'Why do people hate you, daddy?': Even Nick Clegg's son asks him why he's so unpopular"
VINCE CABLE IS BACK
Oh cleggy boyyyyyyyy
The scythe
The scythe is swinging
Which party will make anime real?
they cut off clegg lmao
radical centrism is far from dead. in fact it is more radical and centrist now that it doesn't have a party to represent it
>>75840016
jezza me chebs!
thank you bbc
*does the Chad strut intro the thread
labour's fucked
fuck me clegg a couple of words not a fucking speech you boring cunt
>>75840072
'no'
Clegg was sacrificed for Vince Cable to return
Cable is alright at least.
>>75840010
Jezza stood too near some Republicans once
>>75840082
Clegg mate
>>75840097
let him be lad his career just died
LIB DEM SURGE
>They cut him off
>>75840098
brown was worse than may fuck off
HAD TO CUT HIM OFF BECAUSE HE WAS GOING ON SO LONG
>>75840092
alri jezza
lmao doubt the new MP was expecting Clegg to do that
CLEGG OUT
CABLE IN
>>75840082
plad cumreee
LIB DEM SURGE INC
>>75840072
>best of the leaders in 2010
>farron might lose his seat
ahahaha
>>75840098
>peas are good tonight, dear 2.0
whats happened with clegg?
VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE
MY VOTE COUNTED
BASED VINCE CABLE
GET IN THERE SON!
>>75840128
lost his seat
Based Vince
great sound BBC
>Recunt
Steady on Laura
LADS ARE OUT
need a chinese political system asap
>>75840098
>*calls an old lady racist*
will squeal if farron loses his seat
Clegg's dead baby,
Clegg's dead
>>75840137
to whom?
>>75840126
recunt
lol
Farron is a fucking downy bastard. Hope cable returns and leads the party to greatness.
>>75840125
nige wasn't leader of ukip in 2010
sound BBC jamal
Pretty enclaved "union" you have there
>Recunt
>>75840023
>Limmy streaming Overwatch on election night
SCREECHING
>>75839810
Losses were expected, but not this bad. They got 50% of the vote and all but 3 seats in Scotland last election due to it being right after the indy vote - it'd have been impossible to replicate.
>>75839814
Tories were very good this election as selling themselves as the "anti-independence" party. Very few of their voters likely support most of their policies.
>>75840116
>reduced immigration to 190K
>tories skyrocket it up to 330K
the fuck out of here
>>75840140
She could have played that off as her accent, whoops.
>>75840128
clegg's dead baby
>>75840154
some pimple faced labour retard
plywood cumrag
>>75840165
er
why are manchester, liverpool and urban yorkshire in blue?
>>75840023
scotland confirmed kill
>>75840154
labour
>>75840173
>LE IMMIGRATION IS BAD MAYMAY
guess you don't like economic prosperity
>>75840162
He was the leader of my heart
Would LOVE it if Milkman lost his seat
>>75840128
Lost his seat to a 25 year old ginger virgin who had to get sent to the nearest 24-hour Tesco to buy a suit.
Lib dems BTFO.
>>75840184
Couldn't be assed to fill in those little pixels
Labour pushing back the SNP
get the fuck in
>>75840165
>DUP winning all of Northern Ireland
Hmmm yes ah yes. hmmm very impressive
Laying a Vince Cable
>>75840190
ah the rorkesheed
inshallah
>scotland
Fucking hell
Couple of hundred in it
Labour likely to pick up Kensington and Chelsea.
This election is beyond the arena of the bizarre.
#GE2017
SNP BTFO
>>75840199
And uh he errr um err gave err his er acceptance haha kinda err tired guys err speech like eerr umm like this heh
The scots 'ave fucked it
LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS
Why dont parties just hire male models to secure the female vote? Worked for trudoo
>>75840207
>little
err mate
>>75840199
That virgin also has Cerebral Palsy btw
LABOUR SURGE
>mfw jocks ensured the DUP coalition pushes the tories to the hard right
LEFTYPOL ON WATCH LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck off liverpool
>>75840208
>no Ulster
wtf!
>>75840190
>le borders are bad maymay
guess you just don't like nation states
what the fuck? snp are losing seats all over the place
DUP have won lads. Pack it in everyone else. Arlene is PM now
>Eric Pickles got a knighthood
For what
Services to the food industry?
>That early clapping
ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
GET RINSED YOU JOCK CUNTS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pirating bbc news haha
Come onnnnn jezzzerrrrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sFvFVkeGVg
>>75840232
kek
Someone stop DUP
I'm a unionist but NOT FUCKING DUP UNIONIST
SNP LOST IN GLASGOW
Woes is cheering the glorious union
>>75840115
Hello Anthuria
First female Sikh MP elected in Edgbaston #ge2017
>farage's bullshit on sky
>>75840247
Say goodbye to the idea of another independence referendum.
>>75840241
>tories becoming hard right
Nice delusion
>>75840248
would brick number 10 if that ever happened desu
ugly foul cunt
>tfw no Laura gf to recunt
Alas that these evil days should be mine
I'm going to bed and I don't fancy waking up
FUCK
Imagine how those SNP cunts must have felt when they cheered and then lost
>>75840266
'shalla
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872996770367909891
SNP absolutely on its arse
>>75840266
got no problem with the sikhs simple as
RED SURGE
>RED SURGE
RED SURGE
>RED SURGE
RED SURGE
>RED SURGE
RED SURGE
>RED SURGE
RED SURGE
>RED SURGE
RED SURGE
>RED SURGE
Is leeds a labour stronghold?
>>75840199
This cannot be true:
https://order-order.com/people/jared-omara/
>>75840252
>>75840290
absolutely howled at this
>>75840292
>mfw i was gonna bet on a con minority with $10 odds
just got elected as a tory MP in scotland earlier tonight
only got put up as a paper candidate because nobody else wanted to do it
>Clegg out
>Cable in
like a phoenix, the radical centrist dies, and rises again from the ashes
>>75840236
err mate
>>75840292
A A A A H A H A H A H A H A H A
>>75840190
Not if these immigrants are going to sit on their arses all day in ghettos collecting welfare and procreating with their first cousins.
>>75840292
I'm fucking loving it
>>75840273
who do you think's holding the sword over their head clever clogs?
>>75840273
The DUP will have plenty of bargaining power if the Tories do get 322 seats as DUP would give them a majority. Expect rorke shite on abortion and the like
>Looking likely Alex Salmond (SNP) will lose his Gordon constituency.
K E K
E
K
bogpill me on nick clegg
why is him losing his seat a big deal
>>75840292
oh my fucking god
>>75840304
Unironically that's what happened with the councillors in the council election
they had to ship them in because there's literally no-one here to stand
>>75840292
#indyref2 FUCKED
>>75840309
compare the inhabited parts of canadia
all that wilderness doesn't count
>>75840304
kek
FUCKING HOWLING
That scottish MP was definitely bent
>>75840266
QT
T
Meriden is a Tory hold
Love Pints guy will be devastated
>>75840323
He was deputy PM under Cameron.
>>75840329
Don't mean to suggest that the cities are small in terms of numbers, just geographic size
>>75840292
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
>What went wrong?
>We didn't get enough votes
>>75840249
he's got a funny name
Lord Pickles is a cat's name
>>75840338
...eh
Might do a mid election wank x
>>75840336
cute!
cute!
>>75840350
It's Sir Eric though
>>75840336
fug he's cute
like Sufjan + Trudeau
LABOUR JUST CAN'T 'COPE'LAND
JEZZA ON TV
>>75840266
>>75840338
bro tier
>>75840261
I voted DUP, don't much like their silly religious leanings. However they're good lads on brexit and so forth, and don't like the other cunts. Also enjoy the inevitable butthurt that arrives when they're voted in.
>>75840321
Please god make this happen.
how are things going lads
Liverpool
>>75840336
don't like his smile
>>75840249
Greg Knight has one just for being an MP
LABOUR TORY HEARTLAND
LEFTPOL IS BACK
This must be how liam felt as drumpf seized power
Very VERY excited
haha hahahah aha
>>75840252
>GET RINSED YOU JOCK CUNTS
You do realise that if the Conservatives are winning seats in Scotland it's because jocks have voted them in you dumb cunt?
>IPSWICH
TORIES ARE FUCKING OVER WHAT THE FUCK
IPSWICH
JEZZA'D
Watching British election results makes me wish I could live a comfy like over there.
>>75840323
Ex-leader of the Lib dems. Only leader to take the Lib dems into a government since they were the Liberal Party in the early 20th century. Got blamed for most of the failings of the Coalition government of 2010-2015 and became very unpopular after his U-turn on tuition fees (despite it being reasonable). So hes got a martyr thing going on since he sacrificed popularity to form a stable government
labour's doing very well but i have actual retards on normiebook thinking they're going to win the election lmfao
>>75840373
kek is this real
A* campaigning if so, bravo snp
Corbhammer 40k
>>75840374
SNP and Conservative doing worse than expecting, based Corbs doing better than expect Nick Clegg is Nick Dead.
40000 VOTES FOR JEZZA
>LAB Hold Ealing Southall #GE2017
SOUTHALL MENTIONED
no surprise, it's been labor for 36 years lmao
me on the right
>>75840383
>liam
who
hmm
>>75840385
>whine about tories
>vote in tories
Nah, they need to fuck off, you dumb cunt.
The United Kingdom is hip as fuck yo
>>75840373
based Viz
Bernard
Why is SNP so shit
>>75840190
>cuckwall
>>75839345
A region containing the cities of Birmingham, Coventry, Wolverhampton and West Bromwich perchance?
Who is this creepy cunt
>>75840360
don't ruin it for me
>she's just saying the numbers
What?
>7 votes
Holy shit, just off yourself
>>75840373
Is this Private eye or is it actually real?
kek all the communists voted for jezza instead
>>75840374
Queen is being put up against the wall as we speak.
>>75840433
Looks like Private Eye
what's corbyn's little black book for
KEK the absolute madlad
>SEVEN
7 votes :)
>>75840416
you dumb fucking cunt
get your head checked
why is london full of weirdos in fancy dress
>106 people voted for the monster raving looney party
40,086
>40,086
40,086
>40,086
40,086
>40,086
What a banter man
communism got 7 extra votes to add to corbyns
>>75840429
thats how it works
>that neckbeard fag
SEVEN
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies/E14000796
My constituency lads
Post your constituencys results
ah yes, london
A R E
J E Z
>>75840425
Monster raving loony party probably
Someone get a lip reader on to see what the kipper said!
Did I just hear
>communist party
>7
>>75840416
I'd imagine jocks who whine about tories and jocks who vote tory are two mutually exclusive groups, unless you're incapable of reducing everything down to generalisations you absolute spastic
ARE CORBS
Wahheyyyyyygyyg hhahahahhahahhahahbahabbahaahbababbababbababbabahahhahabbbhhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahha hhehheheh jeezzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>75840459
nice harem
>>75840410
>>75840412
new fedoraposting image?
i think so
>>75840459
squad goals
>>75840433
>>75840438
it's Viz you mongs
>>75840461
I can respect that.
I'd rather vote for them than void by ballot.
YELLOW SUUUUURGE
Next PM of the united kingdom on right now
Muh police
Based Jeremy Bernard Corbyn
>Communist league 7 votes
Not gettin your deposit back are you luv
>9th time
Holy fuck
FOUR FOUR ZERO EIGHT SIX!
>>75840448
How the fuck can you justify Scotland's position here?
fuck Jeremy Corbyn is so sexy
YES I'm gay
hehe
>>75840412
>fedora tip
>>75840439
hes written a whole bunch of quotes in it
hes going to publish it and make it mandatory in schools
>shows the importance of a fully staffed police force
kek bantermaster
>>75840485
what kind of runt spoils their ballot paper
did a poo on the ballot
>>75840439
hit list
>>75840496
But Scotland is not one person you fucking mongo
Honestly mate, go to a reputable doctor and get your nut examined
>>75840496
most people in scotland aren't in tory seats and nobody gives a shit about the highlands or southern uplands
>7
Fuck she must literally have no friends
Reckon I could get more votes and i'm a socially spasticated NEET
>>75840510
I agree with all of those policies..
The kipper is saying terrorist sympathiser behind Corbz
What a retard
>>75840424
West Bromwich is part of Sandwell
>>75840406
Am I mistaken or is that an OMRLP
>>75840449
um, it's their religion you bigot
>>75840585
t. nu-male feminist
>>75840510
>We'll give it away at bingo
Every fucking time
CLOSING IN
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Theresa May got her seat again however Amber is getting 5 recounts: https://twitter.com/FifeFreePressEd/status/873005229289197568
It would be pretty embarrassing if she lost her seat kek :^)