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*views ur message and doesn't respond* edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? Sign up at
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)

https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

Old thread: >>75826216
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first for a reply

>>75838556
just doing this shit under the assumption it can all be screencapped and used to hurt me
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I just got rejected by a thai.
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>>75838865
Never mind she responded. Probably busy fapping one of to my profile.
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I just blocked a black whore and I feel kinda bad
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>>75839136
Give it to me, I'll take care of her.
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>>75839165
How can I see people I blocked?
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On the fucking edge boys
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>>75839299
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>75839351
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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>>75839202
>>75839165
Found it

/nlk
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>>75839360
SUFFOCATION
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Why did you block me Brazilian Catholic boy?
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>>75839456
>Why did you block me Brazilian Catholic boy?
¬¬
Who are you?
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>>75839495
You just visited my profile ¬¬
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>>75839383
NO BREATHING
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>>75839522
You're the one that wanted a christian bf?
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>>75839527
DON'T GIVE A FUCK

man these daddy issues girls
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>>75839590
Give me girls with daddy issues.
I even tried searching in the keywords.
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>>75839707
Innocent looking ones with insecurity issues are generally a good bet. And make sure you look older and masculine.
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>>75839522
...

I won't even
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daily reminder that
>tfw no gf
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>>75839865
r u ugly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk1gQfJJ_qY
>>75839865
Be yourself
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>>75839865
r u autistic
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>>75839865
iktf
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>>75839893
>>75839952
>>75839962
yes
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>>75839865
Why would do you need one?
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>>75839988
nvm lol
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can the korean poster post a Kpop song to cheer me up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ENPYhB7ts

>post fap sadness
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>>75840059
>Kpop song

What are you, a fag?
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>>75839865
thank's god
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/Shinespark

F or M?
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>>75840059
Cheer up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY
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>bullied 7 bitches off the site, two of them on the site for 4+ years
>model bitch still talks to me after calling me serial killer and stalker
lol this site is fun
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>>75840149
A f.. faggot
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>>75840166
are you the estonian serial killer
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>>75840201
No, the American serial killer
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>>75840166
Bully this one
interpals.net/Hay_95
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>>75840095
>not liking cute girls
who's the fag
>>75840155
thanks ;_;
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>>75840155
You still haven't viewed my message
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I've noticed that Anglosphere qts are not into older men. Lots of age restrictions with them. What a bunch of babies.
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>>75840312
Go for latinas then, they love older men

>>75840240
This is a no bully thread
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>>75840201
what is this meme?
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Guys, no flirting.

/Licciardi
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>>75840265
because she's replying to me :^)
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>>75840339
We all know what that means.
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>>75840339
*ignores your warning like a badass and flirts anyway*
it aint easy beeing cheezey
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>>75840354
Mine it's been without being seen for a day or two.
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>>75840339
>>75840363
Guys (from africa, middle east and south asia), no flirting.
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>>75840354
You aren't me
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I unironically think my qt doesn't want to talk to me cause she's being dicked by a Chad irl
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>>75840548
What makes you think she is taking the thundercock?
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>>75840528
sorry but that's my qt
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>>75840059
>unironically I'm a failed kpop idol trainee
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>>75840722
Are you a boy or a girl?
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>>75840737
it's a korean boy larping
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>>75840548
dick some girl irl to cope
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>>75840722
Isn't that like 90% of Korean teens though?
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>>75840000

Quads knows all
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>>75840253
Not "K-pop" but listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dRo5Kbgx6c
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>>75840548

that happened to me..
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>>75840909
thanks for reminding me that
>tfw no gf ;_;
it was a nice song tho
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>>75840074
What does he sing about? Good song friend. Sorry for no dick pic. :(
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>>75840722
>goes to potential kpop idol to shitposting on interpals
Wow
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>>75841157
mustve not had sex with the right people
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>>75840548
If you aint got your dick in her, some other dick in her
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anyone else like saying unintelligible things to girls that aren't good at english just to watch them struggle
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>>75841247
What the fuck is that image
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>>75841244

That means all girls have dicks in them all the time. So any girl you get with previously had many dicks in her
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>>75841277
DAS RITE
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>>75841271
that is infact me irl
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>>75841050
He sings about growing up and regreting things (and being the eternal loser)

No problem, pal, but I would've fapped to your dick
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can I get a quick rundown on the estonian serial killer
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>>75841346
im not a serial killer
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>>75841293

So your girlfriend was previously filled up by cum from multiple other men. How does that make you feel?
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>>75841365
that wasn't the question
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>>75841365
is the korean american poster your qt?
i saw her photo comment
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>>75841327
Sounds like a good song. Not the eternal loser kind, but you know, we're here for a good reason.

Would you have? Man I feel guily. Will you be here after I leave? One day I will return with tape measurer and a good pic for you. If not for feeling good, for that song. :')
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>>75841554

What did she say?
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>>75841554
Yes
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>>75841327
Branon, check this portuguese band and tell me what you think.
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>>75841648
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/KSw5gCu59v0
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oho thought I was being bullied there for a moment
nearly had a cry real quick
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if there was ONE country in which you could only message for a month, which country would it be?
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>>75841644

Post your profile
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>>75841611
inside jokes -_-
>>75841644
really
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>>75841689
Papua New Guinea.
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>>75841574
There's no need to feel guilty, I did it to str8 porn and felt kinda bad

>>75841648
Irei assim que postar ;3
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>>75841689
probably papua new guinea
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>>75841766
Are you bi then?
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>>75841800
bi
cycle *honk*
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>>75841689
Thailand
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>>75841838
ebin :-DDD
ur my new frend now
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>>75841766
Aqui está
>>75841683
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>>75841908
wink wink
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>>75841683
É bem gostoso de ouvir, nunca tinha escutado.

O português de Portugal é diferente, mas tão agradável quanto o sotaque daqui.

Mentira, meu sotaque é horrível, parece alguém gritando com um cão, mas o de Portugal é legal
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>>75841967
Já vou em 3 anos que descobri esta banda. Mas acho que é a única deste estilo.
Sotaque brasileiro também é bonito de se ouvir.
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Do you think this guy stopped logging into Interpals because he died?

https://www.interpals.net/vicdomas
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>>75842088
no
he found an e-gf and got laid trust me he's my gpa
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>>75841800
Yup
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>>75842136
>>75841961
Can we have a threesome?
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>>75842160
ya but.. where we gonna get a cameraman
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>>75842274
We need a fourth man that looks like the guy who sits on the couch in cuckold videos.
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>>75842018
Não lembro de outra banda exatamente no mesmo estilo

Quanto ao sotaque, tentei evitar palavras que engatilhem meu sotaque.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Wb8hVPnab
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>>75842292
bbrilliant idea lets get a random from interpals to do it
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Summoning a Brit that is ok with watching and filming three men having non-homosexual concensual sex together.
>>75842353
Yes, no doubt some Britposter will be right up for the task.
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>>75842385
Paleblue volunteers
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>>75842385
make sure they really know it is strictly non-homosexual though
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>>75842160
S-stahp teasing me

I-I'll bite you!
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>>75842316
Interior de SP?
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112th for russia
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>>75842548
>Still no foreign friends

I miss when they had the little online chatrooms, at least there you could meet people.
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>>75841689
Unironically Kazakhstan
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>>75842519
Norte do Paraná

Meu r é menos carregado e meu e é mais forte, sem contar que eu falo piá pra caralho
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tfw no jap friends
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Is there still an interpals skype?
I remember we had one back in 2015 but it kinda devolved into a weird white nationalist thing and exploded into a bunch of different smaller groups.
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>>75842768
no
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Why is Brazil filled with homos?
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>>75842886
why is your ass filled with homos
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>>75839002
Don't you mean wanking?
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>>75842886
I'm not homo, bro
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>>75842939
Well I don't just mean in these generals.
Seems the vast majority of gays I get messaging me are Brazilian.
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>>75843094
Soy and sexual freedom
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>>75843156
what about hugging freedom
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>>75842656
Então basicamente paulista.

Sou do PR também mas do outro lado do estado, não é parecido com o daqui.
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>>75843094
When your society is filled with nothing but ass men, they learn to not care if it's men or women. As long as they have a nice ass
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>>75843243
Tão paulista quanto você é catarinense

É tipo dizer que quem é do oeste é paraguaio
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>>75843332
wow... no words.........
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Interpals should be solely for cultural exchanges and should not be used as an international dating site.
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>>75843235
Idk, but I hate hugging people

>>75843332
We were talking about how it feels when we cum inside our gfs, wait, you still won't understand... Maybe next time, uh?
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>>75843378
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>>75843378
Said the bitch with life (and interpals shit) on easy mode

Fuck you
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>>75843378
How about you shut up and show us them potatoes
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>>75843427
I don't understand this response, are you calling me a woman? How dare you
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>>75843417
>>75843427
>>75843466
can you please stop disrespecting women
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>>75843498
You're not the boring cunt?
Idk

>>75843502
Only when someone voluntariously suck my dick
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>>75840737
>>75840765
No one ever believes me
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>>75843714
i believe u
psych i dont
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test
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any1 see a finn around here it escaped
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>>75843714
F or M?

>>75843789
Desd :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>75843502
Aw, this is cute.
Is it a dog or a bear?
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>1 month and 7 day's remaining
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>>75843863
It's a dog
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my shadow ban has been lifted =)
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>>75841644
Post your fucking profile
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>>75843896
nuh uh
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>>75843879
Remaining for what?

>>75843936
Congratulations friend =)
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>>75844035
qt arriving in my "country"
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>>75843998
no
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>>75841705
>>75843998
this. i had dibs
we were going to get married and have 5 dogs
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>>75844065
How long are you guys hanging out for? What are you going to do?
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>>75844018
uhhuh
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>>75844118
She's coming for 5 weeks. We will sightsee/travel around and just have fun ;^).
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>>75844287
nice! good luck
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>>75844256
stance UP boy im not playin
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>>75844316
thx
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is it Normal for a newer profile to get 15 view's in a day or am i just that McFucgly™ jus wondering
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>>75844567
6 is ugly
10 is ok
15 is very pretty
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>>75844567
normal if you're a man
McFugly if you're a woman
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>>75844607
no 10 is ugly 30 is okay and 50+ is pretty
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Should I make an interpals account? I deleted my old one.
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>>75844607
>>75844613
WHO, ME?
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>>75844627
Yeah asians love Australia
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>>75844627
yes add me as inter pal

>>75844624
not
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>>75844655
is
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>>75844624
wtf ya i wanted a cry today
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>>75844655
>yes add me as inter pal

You betrayer ;_;
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am i still popular if i make a catfish account and talk to myself with it? very important i need a answer asap
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>>75844752
yes
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>>75844752
post profile
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>>75844770
oly shit i just busted cuz she sent nudes
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>>75844793
u know that girl you talk to a lot
that's me profile
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>>75844695
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by the way
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>>75844870
Good night/morning, finnbro, I'll rest now ;_;
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>>75845000
rest in piece friend
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>>75845000
>>75845040
*undoes piece blessing*
*casts curse that disables anymore magic*
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bros im taking a watery shit right now, it burns
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My qt wants me to visit her

the problem is she lives in the fucking middle of nowhere Finland and to get from Helsinki to her place is almost the price of flying from USA to Finland

also, I have a qt in Ireland, one in Italy, and one in Germany, they all want me to visit

1) Do I shell out 2 grand $$$ to take this sexcation
2) How do I jump around these places without them wondering why I'm doing so?
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>>75845265
Simple, don't visit them. Make them visit you.
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>>75845322
such a american thing to say
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>>75845322

I had a german girl visit me but now that i'm back home for the summer I'm not going to ask them to visit mom and dad
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Daily reminder that even Pajeet can get himself a white qt on culture pals
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>>75845215
dude thats epic
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>>75845265
dont visit for girls visit for travel + binches as extra
thats me words of wisdom and me only srs post for today
rate
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Is it worth using this website if I am poor and hate azns?

>tfw will never score a QT euro

I can't afford to travel anywhere but thailand
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>>75845265
Make them send you a molded fleshlight of their pussey.
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>>75845798
He gets fucked by Allah on a daily basis
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>>75845798
>>75845870
me irl if i was 24, from iran and in a relationship with god and got fucked by allah on a daily basis
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*stealts your qts and posts their nudes on /cp/*
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>be me, a girl
>hot girl sends a message
>sus if she lesbo or a fake
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>>75846295
no!!!! stop please!!
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>>75846320
hi are you a girl?
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>>75846320
you should get her nudes and share with us
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>>75846326
*teleports into her profile*
*unleashes dong*
heh nothing personnel kid
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>>75846381
jokes on you... i've prepared for this my whole life
you see, that woman you teleported to was actually a thai LadyBoy
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>12 wiewers
>0 messages
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>>75846415
heh, you got lucky today kiddo, but you won't be next time
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>>75846527
they are just building up the courage to talk to you
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>>75846527
>>75846554
psych nah jk jk
>>
Is it weird if I find it very very annoying to talk with someone who only replies with voice messages?
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Yes. It means they don't spend time on dedicating a letter to you.
Just blabbing on whenever they have free time.
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>>75846640
means their're hands are busy if u know what i mean
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Good morning cp
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>>75846821
GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMBER ME i'm always here and theres no escape
btw please dont report me btw
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>>75846821
>>75846946
Good morning
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I WILL NOT SLEEP!! NEVER NEVER NEVER
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>>75846946
>>75847237
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>>75847267
I SHOUT BC SO I DONT ACCIMCDENTALLY FALL ALSEEP
JOKE I HEAR NOTHING BUT VOICES
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>>75847297
only 15 minutes until nightcrawlers arrive =)
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>>75847376
cute cute CUTE
mmm btw mmm i saw something move in me vision area its posisble they come to me early!
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Hi
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>>75848572
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>>75848715
Bye
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>>75849319
пoкa пoкa

enséñame a ser feliz.....
porque infeliz yo he nacido.....................
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>why you ignore me(
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>>75849403
tell them " "
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>>75841179
>tfw anon is correct
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Russian girls confirmed for being kindest qts.

French girls confirmed for being the meanest qts
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>Russian qt ranting about muslim immigrants and how feminism is cancer

My dick is so hard right now
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>>75850551
she sounds epic redpilled dude kinda like me im an anti-sjw myself hey could you give me her profile maybe but thats only if its ok with u and her..
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>>75850015
Cheer up, blow me and I'll get you a gig at my local pub
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>>75846320
whore
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>>75850921
Needle dick
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>>75850921
>>75851065
both me irl btw
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>>75846320
>be me, a boy
>send hot girl a message
>she views my profile and blocks me
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>>75851065
hoe
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>>75851294
DDA!
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>tfw miss the wellbutrin korean
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what are the picless profiles? bots or spies?
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>>75851457
Cute!
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>>75851457
politburo
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>>75851457
Cute!
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>>75851457
politburo
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who here remembers when interpals threads moved to r9k?
or that south african autist guy, cant remember his name
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>>75851682
I remember when it was on /r9k/, I was there. The thread had a great speed, but it was many times being deleted or moved to /soc/.
There were so many butthurt because they didn't want to find a person to tall, but still they are always mentioning that they're alone.
If I'm not mistaken, the pastebin link is from /r9k/
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I'M SOOO IN LOVE WITH THE MCCHICKEN >__<. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said,(҂ ^A^)~ "Wow, three for free!"
and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with (o_ _)ノ彡~"hey it's 3-for-free!" (,,#゚Д゚) ~Ohhh heyy and ALWAYS give me three packets*^________^*. Haii lol
It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurantヽ( ಠ‿ಠ)人(ಠ‿ಠ )ノ*Eats burger*, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious╭(O▽O ╭ )!

What a great restaurant (´°ω°`).
>>
6 days until I can delete my profile and remake another one
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>>75851902
for what purpose??
>>
>>75851902
this but unironically
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>>75851902
Just clean your wall and swap around some photos and text
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>>75851922
I want to delete my profile, but I heard that you're here forever
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>>75851902
you dont want to delete profile, it will destroy the algorithm

best profile is months old and not updated in month
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girl i "met" on interpals that i added to facebook 3 years ago posts a pic of her and her bf, it's some fucking arab she met on there who barely reaches her shoulders.
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>>75851967
No o-o
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>>75851967
Cute! Please post profile or at least visit mine
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Wtf my account has been reported...only good, lets hope it will get deleted.
>>75851970
Arab men are short unfortunately
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>flirt with this qt a bit
>she tells me i'm handsome and sends me lots of love/kiss emojis
>says she wants me to be her "guide" when she visits
>says she'll be my guide if i ever visit her cunt
>tfw she told me she's currently out with her bf

hmmmm
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>>75852091
time to ghost
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>>75851980
yes

>>75852016
ok visited
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>>75851970
That's awkward desu
>>75852059
Nothing wrong with being short. My BF is only 28 cms
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>>75852059
>unfortunately
arab manlet detected
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>>75852119
Nah I wanna cuck him
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>just sent 50 qts "Howdy, I'm anon. What's it like in {country]?"
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really in the mood for literal seppuku how bout you guys
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>>75852135
I am not a short girl, I am 174 cm
>>75852125
You didnt visit me
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>>75852187
theres too many different netherlands here then
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>>75852273
/blumelein is my profile
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>>75852273
Thank you for visting my profile, hope you liked it :)))
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>>75852296
a-are you cute? :3
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>>75851967
visit me fin :DDD
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>>75852383
Meh, I'm ok
>>
>>75852296
>>75852383
>>75852407
anime pic = ugly im sorry i don't make the rules
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>>75852442
Post your profile!
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>>75852469
no im ugliest :\
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>>75852566
We're all pals here
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>>75852807
you say that but i dont trust a single person here
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Wew lads go on her instagram and scroll down some
/sobin
She ignored me ;_;
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>>75852566
:(
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>>75851682
I remember when there was this russian hoe here and I tried to meme with her and she told me to stop talking to her
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tfw no russian working gf to marry me so i can become a househusband, having dinner ready when she get's home and massage her back.
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>be me
>talking to european and american koreaboos
>they began to badmouth about white men in their own countries
>they say that how korean guys are attractive and sweet compare to white men
what a cuck mentality
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qt just told me im cute "at 10000%"
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>>75853188
me 13%
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>>75853131
yikes lol
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Tonight I'm going clubbing, how do I hit on irl qts help

>>75853188
If they call you cute you're doing it wrong
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>>75853226
me 4%
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>>75853226
>yfw

>>75853306
she's russian those rules don't apply
what's your profile btw
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>>75853131
It's like the Koreans on there who think so British guys are gentlemen
They're just dumb
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>>75853306
Engage them with witty oneliners and if they respond you thank them for visiting your profile and would they please leave a comment on your wall

t. virgin
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>>75853344
/k3nghost
Add me :3
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wish me luck hopefully ill have a heart attack today
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>>75853401
no
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>>75853516
dont make me beg
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>>75853593
no i no want u die u nice boy
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>>75853188
That was me
I'm actually a guy :^)
>>
good morning everyone :3
>>
>>75853615
i wont be a nice boy anymore now wtf
idk what else i can do for one, im doing my best!
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I was going to make a new fake chad profile but it got banned by a moderator almost instantly. What happend? :(
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>>75853825
Why not just become Chad?
>>
>>75853895
Chad has HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
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>>75853825
he thought you had to save some for everyone else..
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>sleep deprived
>took certain things that make my heart go thump
>smoke
>drank coffee
anyone got any ideas
also give me attention
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>>75854088

we have the sames
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>>75852909
I used to message her, but after some time she started not seing my messages.

>>75853131
>white guys
>not sweet
They haven't met me yet

>>75853188
>>75853226
>>75853329
Me 2%

>>75854088
Redbull
>>
>>75854137
dont make me hug you mother fucker ill smash this mug over your head and pet you gently

>>75854173
i dont have money...
>>
WOW
One of the 3 mudslime Dutch cunts that raided me 2 days ago reported me for offensive language -.-
>>
>>75855450
Grow up kid.
>>
>>75855475
I wouldn't even be mad if they were good raiders, but they weren't, their banter was shit (that's why you haven't seen screenshots of the convo here)
>>
>>75855450
>raided
How exactly do you raid on IP?
>>
El afonsiANO
>>
>>75855536
>post profile on /cp/
>a few betas visit me, but I've always blocked males
>3 of the visiters were mudslime females from NL, so they message me
>their banter is shit and it quickly dies

>>75855552
^
Which of the mudslime cunts were you?
>>
>tfw no Russian gf

It's all Gustavo's fault really
>>
>>75855571
I didn't post my own profile, btw, it was posted on here cuz of the jap acc
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>>75855571
Yer mom
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>>75855611
You're probably the gypsy cunt.
Must say, you were by far the worst one.
>>
>>75855638
Ok
>>
>>75855571
Wew
>>
>>75855638
Post their profiles here lad.
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This is Lelu.
He's... "open minded"
>>
>>75855765
Sure, already posted one, she quickly removed her ugly af face pic, another one deleted her acc.
Here are the 2 remaining ones:
/greencardchaser
/Blumelein

Pretty sure at least the last one was a real acc, but she seems to have removed all her pics and changed a few other things too.
>>
>>75854173
>I used to message her, but after some time she started not seing my messages.
Does she give out n00dz?
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Just be urlsef guys lol it's easy
>>
>>75855967
No, she didn't talked much.
But I find her to be attractive.
>>
>>75856056
Can I be your 5th child? Pls daddy
>>
>>75856056
My viet-chink ex gf told me there were internet cafes in SEA countries filled with middle aged women scouring sites just like IP for failed westerners for green cards.
Kinda inclined to believe it.
>>
>>75856056
U just gotta be brit
>>
>>75855450
>raided
>calls other mudslimes
>he's actually darker than her
>>
>>75856308
I'm not, though.
They started by trying to call me a mudslime, but they're clearly of a darker complexion.
Even with that shitty pic it's easy to see I'm nowhere near an arab.
>>
>>75856402
shave your unibrow moor you might gain some maturity
>>
>>75855677
I sent you a message, answer me
>>
>>75856501
As I've said before, I have nothing to hide ;^)
>>
>>75856056
>ok daddy
You know how to proceed. I got a girl with daddy issues and it's p hot.
>>
>>75856402
>huge nose
>yellow skin
>unibrow
Ok
>>
>>75856618
Which is the worst poster the British cuckold or the Brown neo-nazi?
>>
>>75856618
>hard to see from that angle, so not sure how you're judging that
>the closet behind me is white, so there's your reference
>Yeah, I do have a bit of an unibrow, not gonna hide it, though

What about you, macaco? Where's your pic?

>>75856661
You, the paki.
>>
>>75856661
Probably me because I come in here regularly, shitpost about my penis and pretend to be gay, then call everyone a faggot and barely ever share lewds here. I'm not even on Interpals at this point.
>>
>>75856661
The brit at least post stuff from interpals, the natzi derails the thread
>>
>>75856697
I don't hide the fact I have moorish blood or my profile
>>
>>75856699
>shitpost about my penis
It's peculiar how we talk the most about the things we miss and we lack the most.
>>
>>75856807
It's sad to know you have Algarvian blood, but where's your pic?
>>
>>75856816
>
But girls always say wow when they see my pee pee son, I think your mother was quite content with it too, even knowing that her vagina had the stretch of Niagara falls.
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>>75856697
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>>75856859

>girls always say wow when they see my pee pee
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>>75856906
Anon-kun, don't be sad, maybe you're handsome and tall, those things mean that you can get the pee pee in vagina in the first place. :)
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>>75856859
> and pretend to be gay
>your mother was quite content with it
If you scratched 'em and felt 4 of them, must have been me pops.
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>>75857032
I was merely pretending to be mentally handicapped, hahaha.
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>>75856094
I bet she does
I guess you have to be a chad to hold her attention long enough though
>>
so, now that the dust has settled
>>
>>75857069
There's nothing better than an aids joke to make a cancer patient laugh.
>>
>>75857178
h-how do i nkow if i got stds
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>>75856526
Send me a message pls
>>
>>75857176
can we all agree that
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>>75857205
You'd know. you're (probably) safe
>>
>>75857208
what is ur name? I will send you a message.
>>
>>75857245
my nut hurts sometimes
>>
>>75857294
That's called "blue balls".
Can't help you with that.
>>
>>75857273
I don't want to say because I don't want toreveal my identity on the chans
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>>75856842
It is from Spain, It isn't sad at all, my pic is on my profile
>>
>>75857344
>his IP name is his real name
holy fuck do people actually do this?
>>
>>75857344
Ok, how old are you? I will message every Australian your age. Boy or girl.
>>
>>75857344
That's why you should have a spare account if you really mind.
>>
>>75857330
I can
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
>>
>>75857330
i get enough
but my right sac
sometimes morphs into my crotch
>>
>>75857361
>It is from Spain
Oh, I thought you were joking :S
>>
>>75857380
>>75857381
>>75857387
I feel too uncomfortable now, I must leave!
>>
>>75857400
It's common to have a shorter hanging one. It's nothing usually.
If it hurts and want to become more paranoid, have a talk with you gp about testicular torsion.
>>
>>75857472
take me with you
>>
>>75857472
21, INTJ?
>>
>>75857492
>testicular torsion
those two words are enough to make me cringe
>>
>>75857492
Nah when I legit masturbate or have sex, it kinda bumps "back" if it makes sense and it hurts. Not sure how to explain, it's just really uncomfortable. Been this way forever.
>>
every hour my view count goes down, now it is at 10
but you gotta stay positive :)
>>
WOW

Just found the murican profile

/WebHolic
>>
>>75857571
all me btw
rate
>>
>>75857557
See you GP.
For all you and I know, I could give you a bogus advice who would result in a front news in your local newspaper about a panicked young lad who cut his nutsack for naught.
I'd advise you to use you tool more, though.
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>>75857157
If she has pics like pic related, probably she sends nudes to chads.
Are you a Chad?
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just clicked a girl's profile because she had cleavage
feel a bit dirty lads someone tell me something gay I need a cleanse

btw I can't stress this enough I'm not gay
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>>75857688
faget
>>
>>75857721
uh that wasnt gay at all
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>>75857779
dumdum
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>>75857688
selling dick and sucking ass
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>>75857814
are you trying to make me cry?? fucking bitch its working

>>75857820
THANK you i am 60% cleansed, just enough to continue
>>
>>75857846
go back to the dumdum factory
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>>75857605
6/10 would kiss and walk holding your hand
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>>75857862
i didnt know this thread could be so mean.............
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>>75857879
ah now i am fully cleansed ty
>>
Need a new thread
>>
>>75856661
Cuckold for sure cause that's just a pure sickness
>>
New Thread:
>>75858282
>>75858282
>>
Someone make a new threda pls. I'm on my phone.
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