The battle for the soul of /brit/ edition
leftypol has triumphed. we own /brit/ now
poo
ANIME
ARSENAL WIN
wasnt sure if that was a tranny or not on the BBC until she started talking
>Salmond
>Rudd
Which other big guns are getting the Ed balls treatment?
>Amber Rudd losing her seat
PMSL
How big is her head
>that jaw
HOLY JEZZA
Corbyn knows Red Alert was a top game, he's ourguy
anime
>>75835692
Angus Robertson is almost definitely getting fucked out
imagine living in a place like aberdeen or inverness.
i went to newcastle the other day and felt like i was in some remote region, but aberdeen and inverness are like as far from newcastle, as newcastle is from london.
>>75835665
heh
Have fun here, but kill shitskins first, will ya
http://www.strawpoll.me/13143591
http://www.strawpoll.me/13143591
http://www.strawpoll.me/13143591
HUGELY important poll
>CANNAE STAND THE TOOOOORIES
*Votes Conservative
>>75835692
Angus Robertson for sure
why are the votes taking so long to count
when will they all finish counting?
>You're allowed back on television!
DIMBLEBY HAS FUCKING HAD IT
CYMRU SWEEP
W
E
E
P
https://youtu.be/p5ZbGLzyqcQ
https://youtu.be/p5ZbGLzyqcQ
HUNG PARLIAMENT IN BOUND!
POUND STERLING ON SUICIDE ALERT!
>>75835695
>>75835698
>>75835702
Is there a live stream for whatever election coverage you lads are watching
DUP has triumphed. we own /brit/ and britain now
>>75835726
born in aberdeen
bit shite but aberdeenshire is nice
>the disgraced former Foreign secretary Liam Fox
>Boston
FOY
EEEKKKUHHH AAAHHH EEEEEE IOOOOOO SEEOOOOKKKPUUU ahh yes ;) oo ha EEKKK ETT UHHH AALLUUU POO POOOO heh.. yes indeed ;) hehe
>>75835739
takes longer for northerners to count
business idea: pint party
>>75835746
ill show you hung
Kyary did a tactical lib dem vote in the Harajuku constituency
had a fair bit of wine
on to the becks now hehe x
just TRY to stop me ;))
>>75835750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0WL8cjrpC8
RED SURGE
>>75835758
DIMBLEBEY THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
>>75835726
They're both shit. Edinburgh is as far north as you should venture. Dundee is getting nicer but it's still a pit.
Don't know who should be conservative leader now
WHAT
DID
SHE
MEAN
BY
THIS
Things that have been saved by this election:
-the economy(no hard Brexit)
-the NHS(no privatization)
-Internet Freedom(no Internet bill)
-the territorial integrity of the UK(SNP vote down, soft Brexit will keep separatist sentiment)
Anything else?
dimbleby will start throwing punches before 4am
screencap this
>tfw the first Brexit years will include DUP in government
cannot fucking wait lads
>>75835785
thanks x
anime
>>75835803
Dad's a 'ce
COR
>>75835796
dimbleby for pm
Liam Fox BTFO by Dimbledick
but seriously we can't let Jez take over our Trident
>>75835733
Jocks are two-faced cowards, what's new.
Anime is fucking gay, her majesty would be ashamed of you autistic faggots
>>75835796
D.D
>>75835803
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns
just got back from working at the polling station all day, then doing a bit of verification at the counting centre
BIT gay but it made me quite proud to see people from all walks of life come in to mark their ballot paper and take part peacefully in the democratic process. man and woman, old and young, rorke and rasheed, lovely
Yes vote: SNP
No vote: Conservative
>>75835810
based dup voter
Labour will flip Canterbury, Kensington and Chelsea
does jez actually want to bin trident and nuclear power?
Why aren't BBC showing the last 2 counts? Nuneaton and Broxbourne both CON holds.
I tell you what, boys. Er, um, you see, now you brought me in, I’m, I'm, I’m wellin' up, right. What you gotta realise is, we’re, we’re looking at a hung parliament I’ve been a labour party for near enough twenty years. I moved to Islington. And I’ve seen Ed, I’ve seen Brown, and I’ve seen Blair, right? This is the first time, the first time I’ve ever seen anything like what I’ve seen this election.. This election is… just… unbelievable, man. And I mean that, David. Listen. With all due respect, David… *sound of item dropping* loved you to bits. Loved you to bits. But I tell you something. Jezza, McDonald, Diane and all the boys, are, are, are, are, are putting it… on the next level. And it shows in the exit; we’re now, we’re now 5, we’re now — hold on a minute — we’re now five points seats short of a Tory majority . Five points short. I went to Sedgfield. I went to Newcastle South. I, I’ve… brought my son up… When he was, he was in school… god. Tories. Tories. Lib Dems. Greens. Tories. Lib Dem. And I stuck, I stuck by my guns, said, "Listen sunshine. Wear the rose, wear the red, w-wear the rose, wear the red… and… we will come through." And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around and said to me and looked me in the eye today — LOOKED me in the eye — and turned around and said to me, "Dad? DAD?" …Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He’s seen… politicians, he’s seen… class lads like Ed, like… ahhh. And, honest to God. Now, tell me, you cannot, you cannot, you CANNOT… tell me, we have not got a chance to form a government David. And listen, this… And this is, this is, this, I was, I grew up with you, David. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe, we cannot form a government . Please…
Lee. Lee . How can I tell ya you can't form a government after that?
the US primaries and election were 50x more fun and interesting than this
Lab + LD + SNP + Plaid + Green coalition soon
1917: Russian Revolution
2017: Corbyn becomes King of England
>>75835746
>it's real
holy shit
soros making a LOT of money tonight
>>75835869
>Canterbury
MENTIONED
>>75835839
State sponsored Barbaras when?
>>75835885
'shalla
david dimbleby is a national treasure
>>75835885
still not enough seats to form a government
tory+dup isn't enough either but they'd have more seats
Tories pulling it back
6-4
>>75825457
NEED a loli kiwi gf
>>75835885
C H A O S
how the fuck do people claim Kussenberg is a rabid tory?
>>75835803
>>75835869
canterbury's green candidate taught me at school
little bit of trivia for you x
>>75835912
umm sweeite xxx
>>75835930
She's beautiful but still a tory
>>75835731
will do boss
doxxed
>>75835896
>pay off those conducting the exit poll to completely fudge it
>short the pound shortly after
>profit
based Tim refusing to get into bed with Comrade Corbyn or Theresa Mayhem
>>75835943
That's not enough you dumb cunt
>Northern Hampton North
fucking redundant cunts
tory surge
This is fucking shitty for the Tories
How did they fuck up THIS much
>LAB 6 - CON 4
They're catching up
>>75835964
I enjoy your posts
>>75835929
Chaos is the only true answer
Poor UKIP.
>>75835970
Is it too late to vote lads?
>Laura
>Emily
sensiblechuckle.gif
>>75835930
>everyone who works for the bbc is a lefty
you piece of shit
>>75835943
>jewgle estimates
use the BBC leftypol
Jezza + SNP + IRA lads + Radical centrists (LD)
>>75835809
He's been fun and competent the last 3 elections
>>75835999
nah not if you go right now
>>75835956
tbf shorting the pound tonight would probably be the safest trade possible
>>75835999
based jez. pls i want to become a british colony again.
>>75835979
stuck one of these up my arse back in the day
>>75835972
it's 328 of course it's enough
wheres are nige in all of this. why hasnt he surfaced
Just voted Labour x
BBC are lagging. Basildon CON hold.
>people shocked that safe seats are helping Tories catch-up
Really?
>>75835979
one of those slid onto an erect penis - would it be good?
Fucking hate Lily Allen
>>75835985
Much appreciated, Ivan.
need a bf lads
>>75835970
the lib dems WILL be the driving force in westminster for the next four years, can not WAIT
the second rad centre revolution is well on it's way, first trudeau jr, then turnbull, then macron, now the lib dems are back
Is corbyn a chaos lord?
Ah yes, reputed political commentator Lily Allen
>>75836044
FONT
>>75836029
you're clearly not following the results then
fuck off yank
tim wants a libdem + labour coalition
if you didnt vote labour you don't care about your fellow countrymen and thefore hate your country
Imagine the scenes if Theresa May offers Tim Farron a coalition and he turns around and says "No deal is better than a bad deal"
>>75836029
hes retired for now
Workington Labour hold, was one of the Cons targets
and the results are in
Tory seats are in literal who constituencies
>>75836024
DIRECT RULE FROM LONDON
LABOUR HOLD MIDDLESBROUGH
LABOUR HOLD MIDDLESBROUGH
LABOUR HOLD MIDDLESBROUGH
CAN CONSERVATIVES STEAL MIDDLESBROUGH SOUTH?
Middlesbrough:
Lab: 65.7% (+8.9)
Con: 26.7% (+10.3)
UKIP: 4.1% (-14.6)
Ind: 1.8% (+1.8)
LDem: 1.0% (-2.7)
Grn: 0.7% (-3.6)
UKIP 4 times the LD vote lmao
UP THE BORO
This is why we need PR
>>75836029
who cares
might unironically do a wank
Love Lily Allen
Sky or bbc?
Barbara
think chester is going to stay labour lads
>>75836056
not a normie
>>75836080
ah but people voted against that because it was too complicated for their puny brains
>>75836070
pints forms a majority government
So what are your predictions for the elections?
Betting on a Tory landslide myself
>>75836042
>Fucking hate Lily Allen
Why the fuck do the BBC think we actually care what these c-list Twitter twats have to say?
So there's a demographic in the UK that loves brexit, pints, welfare, ukip, hates foreigners and the EU but will still vote for labour, just because its anti establishment?
JUST
FUCK
MY
MAJORITY
UP
PHAM
post choons to get us through the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
>>75836098
bbc
>>75835970
>we support the lib dems
Shows you how outside the mainstream TE has become
>>75836027
>302 + 18 = 328
Not quite m8.
my balls keep falling out my boxers
>>75836070
LAGER LAGER LAGER
>>75836110
Nah, because their dad did
highlight of the night will be jocks getting blown the fuck out
love are ruth
>>75836080
>>75836104
>he supports the virgin voting system
lads...
>>75836106
exit poll said hung parliament
>>75836106
I predict fascists march on parliament and abolish democracy
Fuck off and just show the counts BBC
>>75836029
>lost every election campaign he's ever ran
I wonder
>>75836062
>gif
>fuck off
>>75836036
The beebs told me that labour was to take seats deep in tory territory
>>75836078
>CAN CONSERVATIVES STEAL MIDDLESBROUGH SOUTH?
hopefully voted them
>>75836080
need Kevlar vests and nurses first lad. sorry
>>75836100
looks like a black cara with a nicer body
heh
>>75836102
yes you are
>>75836123
i mean coalition of chaos
>>75835951
I hate it when shitskins LARP as Frenchies.
>>75836136
can't get my nut around posts like this
the jocks are the ones voting for the tories
>>75836110
it's because neither the tories nor labour actually represent their views, but at least labour isn't going to do stuff like gut bennies and the nhs
>tfw voted leave
>tfw voted labour
>>75836029
lol he's got his German passport and will leave the island as things go south. He's been clear about that.
>>75836110
Literally my Da and his mates
>>75836171
who cares if they're hot
>I can say it more bluntly than ya
good lad
>>75836149
same
was going to spoil my ballot but i changed my mind last minute
bed
8-5 to labour
Everytime the Tories pull one back labour pull away again
>>75836148
Literally the opposite you fuckwit
Do Tories actually think the BBC isn't their arselicker?
>>75836070
Lager, Cider, Spirits, Liquers infighting leads to POLITICS minority gov
>>75836181
scum
Hope all of you made the right decision.
NEED a tamed pet bear
>>75836159
send him on vacation to somalia
>>75836123
269+12+44+2+1
328
>>75836173
sorry
by jocks i mean SNP
i call good scottish tories Scotsmen
what time have you been up since lads? 6:20 here
>>75836212
tory
>>75836136
>jocks getting blown the fuck out
How are jocks getting blown the fuck out if it's jocks who are voting?
they're anti-austerity
>>75836185
aye, I suppose...
btw, don't be cucks (that's our job), vote for Conservatives
>>75836181
Leave and Lib Dem here
don't really follow politics
who's corbyn
>>75836170
o
carry on then
>>75836206
we're taking power baby
>>75836212
Jezza will make anime real
>>75836226
4am so I could get to an early flight, but I had a cheeky nap in the afternoon
i wonder what the yank coverage of our election is like
>>75836162
not a normie
>>75836201
babby's first election
>>75836226
5am, pic rel its me
pirates scumbags
>>75836238
mum and dad voted tory I voted labour kek
>>75836215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTPuZYVuGd0
heres a domesticated burr with musical ability
things brits will get
>more pakis
>more german dick
>more terrorism
>>75836159
Yes
t. Bad government
Need to have a cheeky world war lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y91bsmKqJFE
>>75836248
You the Prague lad?
Chucked £20 on SNP keeping 45 seats when the exit poll came out 'cause it had a far smaller sample in Scotland
>>75836201
piss off
>>75836226
6:30 I might go soon I have to be up at 6:30 again tomorrow. I've a can of monster in the fridge but I've had 3 today so I better not.
>>75836096
11 consecutive belters
>>75836226
1pm. Slept in so i could stay up past my bed time
>>75836181
Well done, you're a patrician traditional socialist-labour voter then.
The state of this
>>75836155
yeah, I can actually see that this one is a women and not start to wonder about it.
>LABOUR TAKES HALLAM
>LABOUR TAKES HALLAM
>LABOUR TAKES HALLAM
CLEGG ABSOLUTELY BTFO
wtf i love the north now
>>75836252
don't see how you can possibly deny being a normie
mental gymnastics are baffling
you are a lost cause and I shan't be replying to you again
>>75836238
Conservative only in name. They're neo liberals like macron.
hope you're all revising
>>75836262
As long as there's no Brazillians.
protip: don't go to work on the underground Joao
>>75836295
not a normie
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>75836299
for what
>ukip voters voting labour
what THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>75836270
What price?
theresa has the charisma of a slug
>>75836266
germany had a cooler army
>>75836212
gotcha pal
>>75836299
fuck off arrogant student
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872963134851616768
wew lads
tories have utterly fucked it
They said he would lead the party to the worst loss in it's history
>>75836251
they hardly even mention it desu. mostly focused on dumb tr*mp shit.
>>75836262
hopefully
>>75836308
all me
you ever heard of the working class you fucking posh mug?
>>75836299
Uni exams are finished m8
>>75836311
Corbyn has the charisma of a slag
>Huddersfield has no lights
COME ON HUDDERSFIELD
>>75836314
So cool they froze to death
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED
WE'RE ON THE MAP LADS
>>75836321
>https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872963134851616768
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>75836305
JUST
>>75836299
Mate I haven't had exams in years
>>75836308
>>75836262
>more german dick
Hopefully~
>>75836290
Very pleasing
>>75836305
Ghost of elections past
>>75836322
he's not a commie you dumb leaf
Reading Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh at the minute lads. It really is top notch, one of the funniest things I've ever read. What are you reading?
>>75836238
>le cuck meme xDD
peer pressure + babtou fragile = anonymous poster >>75836238
LE EPIK KEK LE CORBYN LE COMMUNISM LE RORKES PURGE XDDDDDDDDD MORTY
>>75836286
JCs looks like a courtroom sketch
>>75836370
fuck off
>>75836308
>corbyn wanted leave, may didnt
>>75836159
I look forward to finding out.
CLEGG IS KILL
NO
Genuinely pissed off by May
>>75836364
Reading is for gay nerds
did a break the law and took selfies at the polling station
>>75836370
hello /pol/ discord
>>75836363
I know, but it's still funny
>>75836365
it was just a joke mate
can't wait for all these tourists ITT to fuck off
@75836395
FONT
May resignation when??
need David Davis Prime Minister in coalition with DUP PRONTO
>>75836363
He is using exaggeration for comic effect
Corbyn holding rallies in safe seats was a very shrewd move. They weren't just any old safe seats, they were seats near marginals so coverage of the rallies would be on local news in those marginals too.
>>75836370
rorke is breaking down
>>75836410
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872960273757470720
Boris is on maneuvers
>>75836407
>@
get out
>>75836382
>
>>75836382
no he didnt
he said he wasn't sure but at the end he chose remain
Delighted to see /brit/pol runts annihilated
DARLINGTON VOTES LABOUR
CONSERVATIVES ARE FINISHED
Jewsbury
why don't the lib dems and greens merge. they're basically the same anyway and all they do is split alternative party votes
>>75836407
not a normie
>>75836415
think she might using communism as a mask for some deep-seated psychological trauma
Red surge tbqh
>>75836418
oh, it's not funny lol
LMAO NICE LAG
>>75836370
lol rorke is utterly seething
@75836430
make me
little runt
@75836444
FONT
>>75836246
wtf I hate Corbyn now
>>75836434
>let me tell you about your politics
FUCK
OFF
JF
YOU DONT KNOW SHIT YOU STUPID CUNT
>>75836426
>BoJo
thatd be a disaster but fun to watch
>>75836415
>to the very fucking limit.
for a week until she gets over it? state
hope I return to a nice britain.
will be leaving london though, just not worth it anymore
torries btfo
10-5
It's fucking 10-5 to labour
>>75836361
tried to put £5000 on the election but no bookies would take my bet such a joke
>>75836309
8/1
>>75836308
And Leave :)
>>75836365
>babtou fragile
Fuck off back to Jeuxvideo.com, Mamadou.
>>75836296
They hate fags, migrants and commies, at least...?
>labour gains
>>75836458
Know more than you, lad
Simple as
Have two exams tomorrow that I have done absolutely nothing for
So fucked
>Conservative sources are saying the party looks likely to lose Gower to Labour.
>Labour sources confident the party will retain Coventry South.
>A senior local Labour source says it is “50-50” in Hastings and Rye, where Home Secretary Amber Rudd is standing.
>>75836455
not a normie
>>75836448
that's the case with most of these fucking commies
>>75836466
russians are banned from london after litvinenko
>>75836486
no you fucking dont you little RAT
FUCK OFF
FILTH
>>75836491
Home Sec can't really lose her seat
No way
Darlington?
>>75836472
Should have stuck it on Betfair, plenty of liquidity to get that matched.
>>75836477
Nice
Driving test in the morning lads x
>>75836500
oi
calm down
ok
need arrogant students out
neets in
>>75836480
>that pic
Who is that?
Also does it look like the exit poll is holding up?
A paki nicked my battersea
Am I english yet
>>75836471
piss off you stupid twat
>>75836514
arrogant student
getting into bed now, very cold, could do with cuddling one of you lads x
>>75836516
okay... okay...
im sorry
*the red drains out of my face*
This is pissing me off pretty massively. I shouldn't be so annoyed but the Tories have thrown this away so hard.
>>75836497
not russian just helping these people start up a restaurant
>>75836517
Imagine being that one candidate that nobody applauds
>>75836308
>Conservatives let in more muslims than anyone before
>Call Brexit vote, thinking you're guaranteed to win. Lose.
I wonder why
vileplume is a bit shit
need to replace it
Darlington almost went blue - ooooh!
>>75836524
Why im just commentating the results
>>75836540
lol
>>75836540
It's what they deserve, they only called it because they believed the other guy (a professional politican for 30 years or whatever) was literally retarded
>>75836540
>be establishment
>ah no UK is leaving EU
>we have to destroy them
>hmm what if we let labour control the country and make them venezuela #2
>how do we do that?
>female prime minister?
>female prime minister.
there u have it lad
>>75836550
mass immigration was Blair's fault
Compress my bollocks in a vice
Compress my bollocks until it becomes surging
Red surge, Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836596
reported to the swedish police, sexist scum
>>75836524
TORY TEARS
>>75836520
No idea
no idea
>>75836514
good luck
>>75836361
You should join the /bet/ discord lid
>>75836885
I'm in UAC Tipping Group instead
>>75836961
Can only IMAGINE how much Jenny is up from it all desu
>>75837034
BT tipped Sheffield Hallam for Labour at 20/1 weeks ago