/cum/

Respect our race or kiss the dirt white bois. Aztlan!

We're redoing the hardwood floor and my ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SMELLS LIKE CHEMICALS
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE IN HERE AND MY FUCKING EYES STING

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>>75823843
AND I FORGOT TO ATTACH THE FUCKING PICTURE

>>75823843
lol that's like completely your fault man

Fuck it, i think ill just sleep

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNx_3hNhCho

There is nothing more beautiful than being stuck between a latinas legs.

hey guys, PAYDAY 2 is free on steam, forever, right now

>>75824005
I admire your contributions to this general

>>75824232
Get out of my thread siesta nigger

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>>75824352
Soy Americano

>>75824138
How much longer? Not going to be home for another 16 hours or so.

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Stop calling me dumb dumb poopy head

I'm becoming a persiaboo

But an actual good one, not the typical zoroastrianism loving arab hater "persians are white" kind of thing, but I mean I've thought about it and I actually really like the current government and model of iran. Also more importantly I see islam's place in iran as something that entirely belongs there, it's not a foreign religion, it's there religion, and iranians have been excellent contributors to it through their history.

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How does this make you feel

>>75824406
forever, they're removing the shitton of DLC for sale in order to make an "ultimate" edition

>>75824406
>>75824456
actually its a limited 5 million copies they're giving out

>>75824452
thats what I got too but every time I make a political post on here I get faggots saying "fuck off to /pol/"

I really really don't think I belong in green and it's more that that test is stupid

>>75824456
It's 85% off atm, which is fucking ridiculous that anyone would pay $5 for a fucking weapon pack.

>>75824452
extremely angry despite the fact that i don't know anything about you apart from that graph you just posted and making me assume ignorant comments about you instead of getting to know your favourite movies, music, prospects in future etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrFC3Pgu2o

me irl

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Minnesota isn't white

>>75824586
Stop bullying yourselves

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>judging someone's by his/her race

I've noticed a few funny things about the captcha
Sometimes, a picture will come up, and there will be a car or street sign in the foreground, and i'll instinctively select it.
Then i'll notice that the directions are asking for something else.
but it will usually accept it.
I wonder if i'm screwing it up.

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>>75824755
I do this sometimes

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>>75824842

>>75824755
t. mǿhåmǿdd

cocks

>>75824826
my favorite part is when it says to select a car and the street sign also has a picture of a car on it

pussies

>>75824826
no, google does that on purpose. they're testing human psychology or some fuck, I don't know

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>>75824842
I do that a lot thinking it was common thing

I can't stop now

fucking memes

Is Drumpf really gonna get impeached now or is it just the increasingly nervous man at it again

>>75825495
This was all a scheme to get Pence to become potus.

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>applying for position
>in email say I want the position twice
>I even triple proofread it
not on point and no idea how to get on the point

>>75825495
Unbiased opinion, it is incredibly likely at this point.

Keep in mind that Clinton was not impeached because he got a quickie in the Oval Office, he got impeached because he lied about it under oath. Nixon wasn't threatened with guaranteed impeachment because he ordered his goons to break into Democratic offices, it was because he tried to impede the investigation into that burglary.

>>75825721
Don't try to appear too desperate. If it comes across as begging, they'll bin it. The goal is to say "I want this job because X, and you want to hire me because I can do Y."

Imagine being anon in /tv/ and having to be all like "damn, jannies, you fuckin' fine, all hard working with your deleted threads and horrific food covered face. I would totally pay you with you, both my posts and the real me." when all he really wants to do is post another BLACKED thread. Like seriously imagine having to be anon and not only sit in that chair while jannies flaunts their disgusting pseudo-power in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing their stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, ban after ban, hour after hour, while they perfected their hot pocket eating ability. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking visage but their haughty attitude as everyone on 4chan team tells them they "STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JANNIES ARE THIS "AMAZING"?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their neckbeard fucking gremlin face contort into types of hot pockets you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of BBC and Baneposts and later alleged BBRRP posts for your ENTIRE POSTING CAREER coming straight out of your mom's basement. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on their fat stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the quality posts you are seeing "high quality" (for that is what they call themselves)" posts, the quality they worked so hard for with personal mods in the previous months. And then hiro moot calls for another janny, and you know you could kill every single janny in this room before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking anon. You're not going to lose your future shitposts over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I went to /tv/ once to see if there was any discussion for Gotham and only blacked and cp shit. Whats wrong with those people?

>>75825817
>it is incredibly likely at this point.
How so? Comey literally said there was no investigation about Trump and Russia.

I already asked this on /brit/ but they didn't know, so what's the difference between something being awesome or dope?

D E A D
E
A
D

>>75826480
Dope is if you're a white kid trying to sound cool

>>75826217
There was no investigation into Trump PERSONALLY. There are active investigations into the people around Trump, such as Manafort and Flynn, as well as the investigation into how/why the Russians attempted to influence the outcome of the election through hacking and disinformation campaigns (which Trump has, either wittingly or unwittingly, played right into). It is no longer a secret that the Russians did so to hurt Clinton and help Trump, the greater question is why did they so and with whom did they attempt to contact/influence (if anybody).

Now this is just my personal opinion: if the Russians have kompromat on someone with very deep connections to Trump, they indirectly have a way to influence Trump himself. Trump's been shown to easily bend according to the whims and desires of the people in his inner circle. He doesn't question what Kushner or Barron or Miller (or Flynn, when he was still around) tell him to do; if they say jump, he says how high.

>>75826516
Do you have any cool and edgy words in spanish for people under 20?

>>75824423
this is a good post

gonna shave my head

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It's time to rev up the volume and listen to that song again boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

why do commies say "means of production in the hands of the people? When

a) the means of productions are already in the hands of the people
b) they mean government

what is this ekansovi shit everyone is talking about?

I dumped my girlfriend because she says I play too many videogames. I said "hey we can still be good cousins."

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>>75827730
Because in true communism there is no government

>>75827730
"People" is proletariat. By definition if own the means of production you're not a prole. And as the other anon said, communism is a collectivist and anachist ideology. Any state apparatus should only exist in a transitional role

>>75827920

So stop saying people.

And lol that definition is so stupid and outdated.

Good night /cum/

>>75828070
don't go

>>75827920
I thought communism was authoritarian?
That's certainly been the case historically.

>cara
>James
>/cum/rade
Y'all cancer

>>75828105
It was authoritarian in order to bring about the end of the state :^)

>>75828149
I'm not but the others are

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>>75828105
Have you ever read Das Kapital or the Communist Manifesto? In a true communist world there is no government and all we do is fish all day

>>75828149

go post in your cat tumblr and shut up

>>75828185
shit my bad

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>professors starts talking about how he studied marxist economics in college
>students comment "how cool" that is

>>75828245

Communists would literally be the dumbest of all if it wasnt for anarchists and the whole "the state will internalize the violence"

>>75828149
I'm only tripfagging ironically, that makes it okay

just had a quick cybersession but it's almost 5am in Taiwan so I sent her to bed because she was almost falling asleep masJurbating..

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>>75828393
proofs?

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>>75828411

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>>75828369
Yeah An-cap is pretty fucking dumb too

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>be hispanic and travel to spain
>they're all huge assholes and openly racist to my face, asking how I'm able to study engineering if I'm a "sudaca"
>they also think I'm a freak for knowing english better than spanish

The sudaca incident happened in a bar when some guys came up and started talking to me, and in general whenever I was asking for directions or help with something, people would sometimes sneer and say "Oh... you're Mexican?" with a sort of disgusted look on their face. Another lady asked me what it felt like talking to a "proper Spaniard."

I've never felt so subhuman. This happened 3 years ago and I still think about it. I don't know why hispanics give White people in the US so much flak.

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>>75828425
>tfw used to think he was just baiting
>he was un ironically serious

>>75828478

Quentin was right about everything

if only we had listened

>>75828411
the call has already ended

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The panes should be read from right to left, just like a Japanese manga cartoon.

>dumb as fuck opinion on facebook
>it's made by a girl

Every time.

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>>75828478
You don't get a bod like this from smoking weed boy

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should I shave my beard? I'd look pretty meh since I haven't gotten a haircut yet.

>>75828587
>looking at traps isnt gay
Right is CIA

Do people as dumb to think saying yes makes you free exist? Like doing drugs and shit makes you free?

Obviously the free man is the one who is able to say no.

San Agustin ate his food with ashes because he was not interested in terrenal pleasures.Thomas in the contrary was so fat he had to have a special table made so his gut would fit.

Tell me, who do you think was the freest Nikka?

I mean I enjoy a cute little pair of titties and my GF has really cute little ones but I would be lying if I said I didn't wish she had the honkers of that one Taiwanese I used to shag.

Her tits were simply amazing.

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>San Agustin

the Cathars were right, the physical world was created by Satan

>>75828787
poop

Reminder that Heidegger literally the most important philosopher of the last 100 years, was literally, non ironically, a fucking nazi.

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I've taken math and CS courses for the past 4 years and have no experience in the visual arts, what am I in for?
http://www.washington.edu/students/crscat/art.html#art190

>>75825143
you just cant leave and come back FUCKING RETAERD

Made the latest /brit/ thread, buds

1. Wittgenstein went to school
2. Hitler went to school.
3. Wittgenstein and Hitler went to the same school
4. Wittgenstein was a jew
5. Hitler hates jews
6. It follows from 3,4 and 5 that the reason Hitler hates Jews is Wittgenstein.

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>>75828999
nice

>>75828864
Sounds like he was a gnostic who confused demiurge for satan. Satan doesnt even exist in the old hebrew bible, he is literally a "challenger" who questions God's actions but isnt evil, so the gnostic version makes more sense

>>75828932
who cares

/brit/?

more like /shit/

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im having a sing lids

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stop not killing people

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>>75829075
hmm

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>>75828999
Fuck you I wanted to make a "Things" edition

Where should I move to maximize my chances of losing my virginity?
I was thinking of maybe moving to a rural college town or something.

I'm 27 years old btw.

Anyway, who wants to see the holy grail of youtube?

But be careful before you shout "YES!!".... it's almost too good to be true...

>>75829139

just hire a hooker

>>75829139

Move to a place where there arent many of your race.

>>75829027
The Cathars said that the Old Testament god and the New Testament god were two different gods and that the Old Testament one created the physical world while the New Testament god created the spiritual world. The Old Testament god was the evil god and was Satan while the New Testament god was the source of all good

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think i might watch koe no katachi again tonight desu

>>75829139
now what use would it be living in the middle of naked women when you'd still be too retarded to approach any of them

>>75829139
reminder that moving somewhere else won't make you not socially retarded

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>>75829235
"Wrong"

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>>75828948
i can and i did

dont blame me for having to work

>>75829139
>make facebook
>download tinder
>set your standards low
>swim through the low standard girls
>message one
>talk to her like you do to your fellow Anonymous
>assuming everything goes right
>go on a date/fuck

>>75829292
No

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>>75829335
weren't you going to sleep?

>>75829382
No

>>75828474
continentals are assholes

>>75828713
Hmm

>>75829315
Hi latvia

>>75829184
I don't want to admit defeat until I'm 30

>>75829186
I can't there's CHIs everywhere in this fucking planet.

>>75829207
I am going to keep trying and hopefully become better at this.

>>75829235
Yeah, but where I live now I literally don't even see anyone close to my age so I can't even get a practice gf to get better with.

>>75829494
ayy bby

ok if nobody wants to see the holy grail....your loss....

>>75829568
I do
>>75829550
How u doin?

I saw a cute anime pic and forgot how many reps I was on

>>75828721
good post

you get a job I saw ?

>>75829689
no, must have been someone else

feetfags should be put in concentration camps

Remember to report foot spamming fetishists

>>75829581
about to finish my beer and head to sleepy, works tomorrow

hows it going down there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XfbayvSW7E

is varg saying he thinks we should commit acts of violence?

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>>75829331
I tried OKCupid and it was extra shitty.
I just can't compete with the internet Chads and even the lowest tier girls on Tinder have impossible standards.
I would rather try IRL dating.

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>>75829787
Kinda hot
Hope i had a good day

>>75829751
P.S. i'm a feetfag :3

>>75829845
*u

>>75829840
where do you live?

I settled for a ginger sjw womnalet in college as my first

>>75829859

shut up, you

>>75829184
might as well fuck a fleshlight and say you lost your virginity

>>75829845
I did, it was my birthday

thats a cool amphibian, i shall save it

i tried to give up energy drinks in exchange for whiskey but whiskey costs too much and i drink too much to totally drop energy drinks

>>75829962
whats the difference between whiskey and vodka?

I've always either bought wine or vodka.

>energy drinks
It's like you're actively trying to be a troglodyte

>>75829911
;____;

>>75830019
whats the alternative? coffee?

>>75830017
vodka is like drinking rubbing alcohol
whiskey is like drinking something with taste

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they called just now, I got the job

Jesus will return and He will judge both the quick and the dead. All will be bodily resurrected and will stand before Christ as our Judge

ok i wan yu wank yoself like weal quick

and now you can sniffing my feet...bos at same time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4ZxpRKefp0

>>75830121
i've drank coffee for weeks without a sip of an energy drink and i still feel the craving for monster
worst addiction

>>75829899
Houston, I'm making a fuckton of money here, but the city is full of old people with families and shit.

I went to college in Austin and it was really easy to make friends and meet girls (although that could've just been college in general). I never got to seal any deals though because I was a poorfag working all the time.

>>75830277
congratulations

gubernment one?

>>75830307
yeah. I'm set for life

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>>75830121
black coffee is unironically patrician
>increases metabolism
>decreases appetite
>basically zero calories
With the only downsides being that the low-quality stuff tastes like mud and it'll make you shit three times as often.

The regular and easy shits are the best reason to drink coffee

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>ywn have a cushy government job and live off other people's taxes without being a leech

>>75830404
how do I make it? I always go to 7-11 to get food during my lunch.

yall niggas gay

>>75830663
how can I be gay when I cyber with my GF?

Answer my goddamn question you fucks

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>>75830663
Me

>>75830962
what question

>>75830962
which

Going to the Mexican Restaurant tonight. Authentic Mexican food served by authentic Mexicans.

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>mom and sister nagging me about leaving the toilet seat up

>>75822977
if you cut something in half, you get two halves, the sum of the volumes doesn't change
i think you're thinking of slicing bread from a loaf at an angle, where the surface area of each slice is greater

>>75823168
volume, not surface area
surface area changes depending on the cut

i take back what i said about aniracetam, it's probably the best racetam with coffee

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tfw you get a (You) for a retarded memepost from 3 hours ago

>>75831433
Toilet seat should be left in the last state it was used in
It's only fair
That way you have to lift it and they have to lower it
If they disagree call them sexist self hating bigots who want to disempower women and set gender equality back 200 years

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o

bad post above me

>the left ultimately is going to start the race war in North America
what is going on

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so my other harddrive took a shit a few days ago but i've left it in
and now my file exploration is taking a shit on other drives
this is weird
would the dead drive really affect the others if still plugged in?

>>75828932
you wrote this just to trigger me

owo whats this

>>75831756
i'm down

>>75832055
I like whites though. I don't want to harm any.

You are an adult, and cartoons and/or video games are the most exciting part of your life.

>>75831374
Sounds like a shart in the making

>>75832256
you are an adult and you still view video games in the same vein as a baby boomer who has no understanding of technology

>>75832256
can't imagine the people who go to work and then come home to watch tv have much more exciting lives

Fuck Nicaraguans

>>75832291
>Yeah, I live to consume animation and nothing more you dumbass old person

>>75832325
its the same point

>>75832256
>not watching and predicting what new abstract horrors that will afflict humanity
shiggydiggy

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>type out an informative and helpful response to a question on reddit
>check the post history of the user i am about to help
>only posts in /r/vegan
>close tab without sending the reply

need a gf before i go mental

if you drink energy drinks i automatically assume youre a 14 year old cargo shorts wearing COD MLG prospect

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me second from the left

>>75832361
>its the same point
how so
are you that childish to assume most peoples' work are mundane and uninteresting?

You have been diagnosed with a mental illness and prescribed psychoactive drugs

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>new BF of my ex unironically wears shorts like this and has a goatee

where did she go so wrong

You are addicted to internet pornography

>>75832497
wouldn't say addicted but it's definitely a habit

You're addicted to being a retard

>>75832448
You weren't alpha enough, Hans.

>>75832577
doesn't matter because my current GF/future wife is literally perfect and we love each other

Energy drinks taste bad

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"""""hans"""""""

>>75832417
the statistics vary from year to year but only around half of Americans report they are satisfied with their jobs

Why does Gook Kraut hate white wimminz?

>>75832654
It's an acquired taste.
Nothing for mouth babies to put it bluntly.

>>75832690
all i did was play tetris and 2048 all day

>>75832725
Once you have fallen to the Asian persuasion it is almost impossible to go back to another race.

>>75832725

autism's a hell of a drug

>>75832758
sounds like my type of job

shall return when the thread isn't being spammed by a mentally ill german neet

>>75832725
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS

How stupid would it be to apply for the police academy in a US state as a foreigner? How old are kadets usually in the US police force?

>>75832808
workload will pick up once fall semester starts but it's pretty comfy rn

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i can't get over how good paramore's new album is desu

>>75832885
its tutoring isn't it

i want to do that but help people with writing

>>75832850
I have a webm of an Asian girl eating a live mouse and another where a slant burns a doggo with a blowtorch and laughs about it. Can't post it here because of all of our redditors.

Gotta admit tho that this one coworker is cute AF and has seriously sexy feet (dog bless warm weather).
She's a super tiny pale blonde.
The other day she was wearing a net lace skirt to work with a muslin underskirt.
IDK if she doesn't have a mirror at home or what but the thing was basically see through and you could stare at her cute little ass like there was no skirt to begin with.
Others told her about it eventually and she wrapped a shirt around her waist but lol...must have been a lesson for her.

>>75832783
Looking for a logical answer here.

It doesn't bug you that your kids won't look like you?

>>75832690
asinine mortal

>>75832923
yeah

we have a writing side
there aren't as many tutors though, might be harder to find hours

>>75832933
They'll look like me and my wife

>>75832853
Do you want to shoot blacks or something?

>>75833017
wrong quote hehe >>75832980

>>75833020
No, I'd really prefer it if the police didn't have need for guns like in Norway, but that's not possible in the US. It just seems like an interesting career if I ever were to emigrate.

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>>75833017

>>75832943
heh

>>75832933
and this one is for you (my GF)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSFSsFY_yA

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>>75832911
Didn't even realize they were still making music
Used to be a big fan in high school but then i kinda grew out of it
Still like a couple of their songs though
Wish Hayley had better nudes than that one shitty picture she drunkposted on twitter

>>75833132
Usually it's easier if you become a police officer in your country then become one where you immigrate to. At least that's how it works in Canada.

>>75833123
Not by much. It'll look like a weird morphed version of both of you.

What's wrong with finding a good German girl?

>>75833257
That was sort of the plan. Get a bachelors in police studies (required for work in the policeforce) and work as a police officer for a time in Norway, and then emigrate. The requirement for US citizenship in order to be a part of the force there really sets a dampener on things tough.

I guess in reality it will never happen, but it's nice to dream and have something to work up to.

>>75833294
As long as they have my genes I'm okay. It's not like you look exactly like your ancestors

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>Look at how much of a not loser I am, I post on 4chan every day about it just so people know how cool I am
>I'm L I T E R A L L Y surrounded by all these beautiful asian women
>Sorry, can't give you any proof maybe next time
>America sucks haha btfo
>did I mention my insanely hot slutty gf yet and all the sex I just had with her? >Sorry still can't give you any evidence but she is real I promise
>How dare you doubt me, everyone on here loves me. Just look at this picture of 3 posts I screencapped almost a year ago proving how much everyone loves me
>GIVE ME FUCKING (You)s
There I saved you the trouble of posting for the day, you can go away now and spend the extra time now with your gf that you totally have.

do people seriously not have germany filtered?

>>75833556
just filter him

Kek, most Americans? Seriously for all your shit about respecting the law you do like your double standards, Here's how it works gringo, Mexicans alone are now 1 in 10 US citizens, that's legal US citizens whatever the opinions of Trumpists, if you add other latinos, blacks, women and white democrats Trump is never winning and you must be tripping on some good shit if you think otherwise, pictured is from yesterday dumb ass.

2012 was over 4 years ago, whatever the reason the trend is not reversing and it makes for now a near full decade of no net migration, and whatever our problems they're not economic, we get 6 years life expectancy over Russia, better HDi than China and even half Brasil's murder rate, your looking to squash that only shows how myopic you alt right biggits are, there's not going to be tariffs, you can't force us to re-negotiate a treaty and if you breach international law you kill your own ability to do trade, and this is all in the pipedream scenario in which Trump wins.

I suggest you get that thumb out of your ass and contemlate that you'll have to deal with democrats in doing immigration reform, not for the sake of migrants mind you but your own, at a rate of 1 million migrants per year Asians will be outgrowing latinos soon enough and these are skilled migrants pushing your middle classes into poverty.

It will be so fun to see you shed tears when you lose the SCOTUS dumb hick

>>75833474
But i do look like my parents in a synchronized blend.

Halflings look like someone took the features of both parents and copy and pasted it on the kid without any editing.

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>>75833556
How can I prove cybersex with my GF?
I surely won't post indecent pictures of my future wife online for you all to see if that is what you're looking for...sorry!

And it's more than just 3 posts.....

eating protein powder by the handful right now

eating dick by the handful right now

I hate to admit that I looked at its post there. But almost all of those posts he capped are from lmm. Taylor swift and some gook and he did it to get (You)'s

>>75833760
post a portion of the chatlog

>>75833852
>video call
>chatlog

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>responding to the germ

what the fuck? imma have to filter you people too

>>75833708
i think it's a roll of the dice
elliot looked like an alien but i know hapas who look relatively normal (some, even good-looking)
either way, it doesn't really matter; elliot's problem was that he was a loser

>>75833760
do you want to see my erp chatlog where i fist a butthole

Liking dicks in your ass isn't gay if you pretend you don't like it.

why do you still reply to him

>>75834084
what is an erp chatlog

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>go to /r/canada
>find a very liberal opinion
>repost it in a /pol/ thread
>30 (you)'s

>>75834110
erp = erotic roleplay

*devours feces*

>filtering a whole country because of one moron

>>75834134
that's kinda gay

Just a friendly reminder that Footkraut is a NEET who pretends to have a job. He said he goes to work at 7, which means he should be at work right now. Instead, he's posting in /cum/.

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>>75833872
what is this

>>75834171
women have buttholes too

>>75834191
maybe its his day off

>>75834191
It's 00:57 you mongoloid
>>75834207
yeah but text cybering is gay

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Is this true?

>>75834240
*pulls down ur pants*
*shits on ur dick*
is this gay??

>>75834288
ummm...yeah?!

*reports another post*

>>75834260
I think only the marines are required to know how to swim

also depends on the mos you """"choose""""

>>75834317
ok

>>75834331
let's keep it on topic folks
politics and blogposting, and suicidal ideation

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>canada reporting posts

Fuck this im filtering Germany

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Hey cum

>>75834448
hey bud

Where are you Kyoanuslicking moefags at?

Mariah Carey used to have a very powerful voice

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is this true?

>>75834487
How's things

*violates the NAP*

*violates your sister*

*violates your pussy*

>>75834645
>a sense of security

Wrong.

>>75834646
All right. The guy I was tutoring didn't come in today. I hope he didn't drop his class. He's 39 and going to community college; I hope he makes it.

How's you car? You zippin around at 20 mph?

>>75834191
You're autistic. Please kys.

Footkraut is an excellent poster.

clack my ass tier post

>>75834197
a simulation

>>75834845
wow!!

>>75834845
You're autistic. Please kys

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>Told my tutor to come give me classes but he doesn't know i dropped out

>>75834857
kys

>>75834881
I don't care what you think.

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>>75834845
>footkraut is an excellent poster

the jannys use to try a lot harder when I shitposted as much as fk

>>75834950
Neck yourself.

>>75834978
no

kys

>>75834962
The janitors are a bunch of pedophilic sex perverts, no surprise they don't do anything about the german

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me on the right

rest of the thread on the left

stay mad while i rock this shit löl

>>75834803
My grandpa loaned me his truck

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>>75834892

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I control this general.

>>75835058
i knew he was a nice grampa

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>>75835059

>>75835097
Ye

im uncomfortable

where all the posts at

fell off the treadmill today at the gym

>>75835452
>>75835452
>>75835452
>>75835452

>>75835450
What happened anon?