calm night edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKkHU6KGptI
huck the fuskies
tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBa1eTgSG1k
r8 this song
reminder that a gentle slap to a woman is not something to be frowned upon
>>75805266
im listening to >>75805220
wait about 2 mins
>tfw gf
>>75805276
Does this post come from a woman? Not a trick question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0sWUXtVJLk
>>75805311
Good feel
>>75805266
R8 this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiQ7S38nKog
Heard it on Breaking Bad, got no idea what it's actually about though lmao I just think it sounds good
>>75805311
>tfw getting closer
feels good.jpg
wheres that ohioan in florida that always posts emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBI0DxLjd4
>tfw no f
>>75805326
>women
>on the internet
>>>/x/
don't know what direction to go now that i've dropped out of college
sui' imminent
>>75805351
F is respect right?
F to many people, places and things.
>>75805364
It could happen. A woman I mean on the internet, i could swear I've seen them use it.
>>75805368
bud, if even I can get close to graduating, you can too
dont give up
>>75805371
friend actually
>>75805368
>>75805385
I'm saving your pics. Hoping no viruses in them.
>>75805389
That famed Canadian politeness demonstrated again eh?
>>75805398
they're by a photographer named joshua zucker poluda
>>75805398
sweatingman.jpg
we are all friends here
Except footkraut
>>75805407
I thought I was speaking to you culturally
>>75805409
Anything more cheerful, not that those are terribly depressing or anything.
>>75805170
you talking shit like I aint hearin it
>>75805383
i stopped because i didn't want to go spend any more time in school
>>75805443
>>75805451
yo where'd my flags go
I miss university desu
>>75805464
Nice pics all around thanks for posting, continue if you'd like.
>>75805488
If you didn't use quick reply then the flag doesn't appear I think.
>>75805464
whast with her scars
I hate my university
cant think of any reason Id miss it
thank you for spending time with me
>>75805546
No problem friend.
>>75805537
I actually miss mine, just because I enjoyed taking classes. Not a fan of exams, or paying tuition, but the material had me hooked. I almost miss learning.
>>75805537
Drop out my man
Go to community college or trade school instead
Better yet grab the bull by the horns and start a business
>>75805512
my school's campus was quite nice and I liked being able to mostly just focus on my studies. Finding full-time work that I won't hate seems like such a hard thing to achieve right now
>>75805559
Yay, an area code get.
Congratulating myself.
What do you think of Cybersex with your girlfriend?
>>75805621
Would do.
>>75805571
I wish I had your enthusiasm. I can't tell if I hate my major or hate classes in general, probably a bit of both
>>75805632
Nice because I'll have some in the evening
>>75805509
ohh, that so eh? didn't know that was a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mChZva2gLw8
What makes bomblad blrumph so incompetent? Everyone (reddit) just brings up the travel ban, repeal/replace, and him not filling his cabinet as fast
>>75805648
If you hate it then maybe it isn't for you. I've always believed college isn't for everyone, there's no reason to go unless you really love something or have strict career aspirations.
>>75805665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR_41qZg2WE
time to take it easy
>>75805698
I know it's not for me. I'm just scared of the financial repercussions of not having a degree.
I'm high, what do
>>75805738
listen to metal
really not a fan of itunes
>>75805744
bit too aggressive for me
>2 classic rock stations right next to each other
>turn on one
>"Us and Them-Pink Floyd"
>briefly check the other one
>"Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd"
Boy I have never been so conflicted. I wanted to listen to both
>>75805738
Jerk off
Listen to music
Eat something, anything
Watch Trailer Park Boys
Sit down outside and just enjoy the atmosphere
could use some devil's lettuce atm
>>75805781
already did some of those things
think I'll play some Tekken 7. Will probably spend a good 5 minutes debating who to play as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYKLGX9-_4Y
Goodnight /cum/. Hopefully today be a wonderful day
>>75805896
Have a good sleep
>>75805896
Peace, every day is wonderful when you live life to the fullest
*sells your data to ekansovi*
>>75805890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAm29XMYL2o
Gentle reminders on how to get a gf
>know how to cook
>don't dress like a high schooler
>present yourself properly, don't slouch like a beta autist or talk weird
>have stable income, a place you live, a car you drive
>be more social
>avoid talking about anything political like the plague
Statistically speaking, dying a virgin is improbable
>>75805982
The hard parts for me is being social and not being beta and weird. I can do everything else fairly easily. I just don't know how to talk to people at all
who /brainlet monolingual/
>>75805982
not worth
>>75805982
>avoid talking about anything political like the plague
Also add religion, philosophy, science, history, whatever autistic hobbies you have, your job unless you legitimately do something interesting...
If I put my finger on the center of my forehead at my hair line and run it to the back of my head I'll feel a small dip towards the top of my head then feel it go back up. Anyone else have this or do I have bad skull
>>75806050
>Tfw no GF to shit talk about personal philosophy with
>>75805982
Not really. They help but they're not necessary. The most important one is knowing how to talk.
>>75805896
nn
the feeling is mutual
>>75806098
well there's a slightly raised part about halfway across the top of my head, but no dip before hand.
Honestly, I don't know if tfw no gf people really honestly want a gf. Girlfriends are good and bad. Mostly good in my opinion but there's a lot of negatives. Biggest negatives being you lose a lot of your "you" time on weekends because it's allocated to her, that can be a good or bad thing depending on how you view it, but for me at least it took some adjustment. Also, money. In my experience girls like to do things that cost money for some reason, so the money you work so hard for starts to drain a bit compared to normal to the point where you start putting aside some of your paycheck for that. Also if you get in a fight or something it just creates an unnecessary stress in your life, relationships do take some work on both ends so if someone isn't holding up their end it's gonna be a shitty time. Most of that is just how I feel, again for me it's more positive because I love companionship now and really nowadays it's like recharging my batteries when we're together.
don't know how to talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A
>>75806129
One thing I've learned is people will eventually ask you about philosophy or politics when they get to know you well but it's trap don't tell them what you think.
I don't know how to talk either. This is why I have no friends. If there was a /cum/ meetup I would sit in the corner on my phone awkwardly looking away from everyone
tfw on the spectrum
>>75806169
i want a gf but know it will take a lot of work and overhaul of myself for something that probably won't work
>>75806189
*engages you in conversation*
So what part of the US are you from eh?
>>75806232
doesn't mean you can't get a gf
t.
>>75806242
I'm from florida
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>75806269
So you must have nice weather eh? My family had a place near there to escape our Winters eh. Our Winter weather is aboot over now anyway bud.
>>75806280
I'm marrying asian
Good night /c.u.m.
Gonna play some vidya then g.t.b. and sleep.
>>75806296
*calls ICE*
>>75806280
Go away medic. Stop bein all racist.
White people aren't in danger or anything like that.
Would you like some fries with that?
>>75806322
nn
i'm heading to bed too
night buds
>>75806296
Even just doing this is making me unironically nervous. How on earth do I fix this social anxiety.
but yes, it's always hot. I have never seen snow in my life
>>75806325
>more than 500,000 Canadians own property in Florida
Umm try again Florida loves Canadians sweetie
>>75806358
You can't really fix it.
I gave a friend I've been writing with my adress so she can send me a post card, and I panicked the whole night, thinking it was a mistake as I never really met her, though I know she's a girl, because I heard her voice and found her instagram. I feel autistic as fuck.
>>75806407
It makes me sad. I hear classmates talkign about things I like, and I get excited and want to say hi, but I can't because I just can't articulate the words. I guess I get better once I get to know someone well, but the hard part is getting to know someone in the first place
How high can your Magikarp jump?
>>75806358
>this is making me unironically nervous.
The 'tism is strong in this one.
>How on earth do I fix this social anxiety.
You have to force yourself into social situations until it is less intimidating, my job did this for me.
I feel bad for people who are even more autistic than me
I can at least maintain a conversation about just about anything with just about anyone
Christian theology is deep and interesting
>>75806443
I can relate to that. The more you force yourself to say hi anyways, the easier it gets. Most people aren't evil.
>>75806504
t. Jesus
I miss the mini games on Pokemon Stadium
>>75806580
i used to play them with my cousins, i liked the clefairy one
and here's to you mrs robinson
jesus loves you more than you will know wo wo wo
god bless you please mrs robinson
heaven holds a place for those who pray hey hey hey
really hate clue scrolls
hard, easy, medium, it makes no difference. Always a trash reward not worth the time put in to getting it
Stop playing RS
*puts mentos in coke*
im at the fag riot
I saw her sitting in the rain
Raindrops falling on her
She didn't seem to care
She sat there and smiled at me
Then I knew
She could make me happy
Flowers in her hair
Flowers everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_zmjDzszoM
>>75807022
I'd like to punch that kitten.
>clack my ass
>>75807188
damn you got me
Make a funny post.
You exist for my entertainment.
sit down
be humble
>>75807448
punchable
>>75807780
his head is a pancake
>>75807811
don't disrespect the chef
Wow, John Lennon was the worst writer of all the beatles
I did it again. I killed /cum/
>75% of canadians live within 50 miles of the US border
better back the fuck off or else
Wtf I have a GF now
Wtf she just cheated on me :(
Heh, just had sex with a girl..
I think she has a bf or something
>>75808495
It's the 'or else' part that I really like.
Mornin' /cum/bums
/fr/
>>75808495
wtf I'm American now
>>75811363
how do you mesure distance on Maps?
>>75808495
You can't just call your beach THE BEACH for fuck sake
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
>>75811530
right click > measure distance
Got some addy to unfuck my sleep schedule
>>75811904
>using kiddy coke
>to unfuck your sleep schedule
>>75808495
wtf i'm 1,4% american now
>>75811950
Need to stop taking siestas all afternoon
>>75811988
Oh yeah I forgot that was a thing
I wish I could nap, everytime I try I end up sleeping 6+ hours
Cock
Lol cum
DO YOU REMEMBAH?
>>75812036
>sleep 8 hours
>stay awake for 6-8 hours
>I'll have a quick nap
>sleep 8 more hours
I just chug coffee instead of trying to do things naturally. I love the concept of a siesta but it doesn't work for me.
>>75812036
Siestas are good but ive been overdoing it
I go to sleep at 3pm and sleep til like 10pm and then i go back to bed around midnight and wake up at 4am
Not a good meme
>>75807448
tfw i like jagermeister now
i remember it tasting like shit when i stole from my parents alcohol closet
>this is #5 trending on spanish youtube
https://youtu.be/VSQILfQNnfc
*sharts*
I live near a baseball stadium and a handegg one which I only now realized is extremely unlikely in Italy
Can I be a honorary Burger?
>>75813973
Sure. Handegg is kind of shit but baseball is awesome (unless you have adhd). You should check it out.
im back from work you guys
>>75815031
tfw have to go to work soon
>tfw at work
haha its my birthday lads
>>75815509
happy birthday
>>75815509
yay for you
>>75815548
>>75815523
double cheers, buds
>>75805537
Just finished and i feel so depressed, best time of my life and i know i wont see a lot of my friends again. I'm glad im done studying though and exams, i was also lucky my parents paid for my tuition.
>>75811363
>living in the beaches
cuck
>>75811363
Yes you are.
r u ledsd okeij?
>>75816199
t. poor jealous pajeet
i want to post a twich clip but i litterally can't get by the spam filter
FUCK YOU HIRO/MOOT
EncouragingGentlePicklesPunchTrees
>>75817125
https://clips%2Etwitch%2Etv/encouraginggentlepicklespunchtrees
>>75817173
oh that's some smart shit
>>75802123
No
fucking piece of shit
I'm taking a summer class at my school and I've been kind of sitting around the campus all day lately and I want a soda and I went to a vending machine and all the sodas were in there, I could see them, but when I selected one it just returned my fucking money, tried multiple selections with the same result.
what the shit is this? does your uni do this during summers?
Had a convo with a black guy that was drugged yesterday,
>'what's so funny?'
>'time'
>'yea, it sure is'
And
>'We live in a time where interracial relationships are outlawed'
>'they're not outlawed'
>they're outlawed where I live'
>'no they're not'
>'ok you guys have a good night' and then gives us this look like we're the cracked out ones
>people calling me sir
aah stop I don't like this
>>75817501
The machine did you a favour. Sodapop is terrible for your health and causes kidney stones.
>>75817722
uhh sweaty i was getting a DIET
>>75817781
diet soda still has phosphoric acid and probably some stuff that causes cancer
>"another stunning example of diversity in traditional asian clothing"
no fucking duh asia is the largest continent on the face of the earth no wonder there are so many different kinds of clothes you dumb shit
>>75817960
That nigger died in Manchester, United Kingdom.
>>75817992
>nigger
>United Kingdom
redundant tbqh
>>75818034
If you say so united states fag.
me in the tv
me on the right
>>75818290
>FAT-SS-IA
Anglos are peasants.
>>75818340
ITS THE CLOTHES GOD DAMNIT
not sure i feel like going to uni today lads
don't have to, but i do more work there than i do at home
>>75818431
fuck it get drunk instead
>>75818431
woke up with this feeling as well. Don't feel like going to training today.
life is still rapin me just a little, it's almost over though
>Clackamas
>pronounced Clack-a-mass
Looked like it should have been Clack-a-maw
>>75818878
I always referred to it as CLACK MY ASS
>>75818910
They set themselves up for this.
Completely obsessed with ultra masculine things like beards and chiseled male bodies. I'm heterosexual though.
>>75818290
those uniforms look so comfy
>>75819387
The right one is a Latvian army one just with German regalia
>>75819493
in the previous pic
>>75817312
looks like a toy gun
*thinks*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww0DK-L4dlE
>Pennsylvania
Ah yes, the land of veiny pencils.
>>75817651
yes sir
>>75819493
me on the left
>>75819671
fun fact the thick left line around the flag was adopted after the fall of most of Latvia as a sorrow symbol due to re-losing the Fatherland
Its like when you put the black ribbon on the flag pole on certain sad days
>Maryland
naturally, the land of maries
>>75819648
how's it goin bud
>>75819858
that's interesting
i don't think we do the black ribbon thing, i've only seen flags being flown at half-mast
>Kurzeme
The land of where
hmm
p.s. land=zeme kur=where
thinking about getting the devils lettuce
>>75820016
ah, we do a half-mast and ribbon for flags on poles and ribbons on carryable flags and the ones on houses
I think my calc 2 exam went really badly
I studied so fucking hard and never felt like I was getting anywhere and didn't even have time to do all the suggested problems because it's a 5 week summer class and my brain moves slower than everyone else
all I can do is keep working and hope it improves but I'm seriously doing all I can do, I just fucking suck, and I'll suck all my life because my major is computer engineering and I don't want to do anything else but that, I'll always suck at math and I'll always have to use math
>Arizona
>It actually is an Arid Zone
EVERY time
>Zemgale
under end
whoah
zem=under gals=end
>>75820016
Alright m9, today's gonna be a bummy day, i can feel it coming
and yourself?
>>75820116
umm
just get gud
i think if you struggle in calc 2 it's because you struggle in algebra/arithmetic and probably have trouble solving integrals or whatever for things with more funny looking setups
>gentle pitter patter of rain outside
>pitter patter
why are americans so cute?
who /mentally ill/ here?
>>75820365
>>75820315
I struggle in everything
>>75820403
I think I'm substantially stupider than everyone else.
if odds > Dude weed
if evens > Dude fuck
didn't celebrate legion day
>smoking the devils herb
>>75820405
Please don't post my wife ty
>>75820487
you basically replied to me and have an odd number
dude weed it is
>>75820407
could it be because you specifically think of what makes you struggle?
i think so
there aren't "slow" people, there are only people who have a fundamental understanding of previous mathematics or not
>>75820598
there are "slow" people
everybody EVERYBODY who says this is a non-slow person not burdened with having to think about what they're saying very hard because well if life's gone good for them then it must just go well for everyone
the natural state of your life is not being a piece of shit, the natural state of mine is
>>75820278
All right. Just woke up, gonna leave for work in half an hour. Can't say I feel anything strongly right now (except indigestion).
>>75820674
you seem to be able to articulate yourself decently, you can't be that slow. You're probably just dumb.
>>75815031
Rip
>>75820733
don't be a dick, you're probably dumb too
t. aced calc 2
funny to see all the muslim blogs bashing Wonder Woman for being an Israeli, and for having a costume thats too revealing.
ok headin to work
cya guys
>>75820860
being dumb isn't permanent though. Its like being weak, all you need to do is some brain exercises
>>75820487
how many times have you posted that image?
>tell the English to fuck off
>name your states after old English cities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBsOqpAklEI
daily reminder those guys are allies of USA and just cut their relations with Qatar because of their support of terrorism, lul
ZLUMPF BTFO
Impeachment when
New England greeting from the supermarket
>>75820860
https://www.math.ucdavis.edu/~kouba/CalcTwoDIRECTORY/trigintdirectory/TrigInt.html
hey should I just memorize the 10 integrals listed on this page or am I not "supposed" to, should I actually solve them instead when they come up
>tfw no radical centrist gf
>>75820674
no
you didn't score above a 75% in precalc, in trig, or calc1, so you struggle in calc 2
>>75821393
Daily reminder that turkey is a shithole
https://youtu.be/0mSWLoCx-WI
>tfw no trad-far right gf
I don't deserve one though and I probably never will
but if I ever get to a point where I'm good as a human enough to justify having one then I'll pursue one
>>75821727
yeah fine, why didn't I do well in those classes? because I fucking suck and ALWAYS have
the kids I hung around with and was naturally inclined to in like elementary school and shit were the smart kids. but I could always tell I was a bit different from them, didn't really belong with them, math was always a nightmare from my earliest memories,
Comey is a snitch.
>>75821819
i doubt you spent your time well on those subjects
>>75821741
Konya is one of the biggest islamist shitholes of the country at nobody would be sad if they're magically disappeared from the surface, they were probably not even aware of what they are booing
At least the players carrying our flag on their uniforms did not commit such a disrespectful act and behaved like proper humans.
>>75821819
Just study more lol
playing witcher 3 and drinking a lager
>>75821825
you know he took down the Clinton campaign, right?
now he's gonna do in Trump
get used to taking down corruption, kidd
>>75821844
nope. but again, I've always been bad.
what is the course of action now besides retaking anything
FUCK that, if that's the only way then I'm going to kms
>>75821886
practice your arithmetic off khan or something
>>75821877
>implying i care about Trump or any of our corrupt politicians
Doesn't make my statement any less false.
Comey's a snitch.
I was a radical stoic until I found out Epictetus endorses cuckoldry and theft because "dude just be grateful you have a beautiful wife and nice stuff in the first place"
fucking
dropped
>>75821945
a snitch??
are we mexican gangbangers now?
>>75822010
No but Comey's a tattletale.
>>75821300
seven
>>75822172
>>75821852
If they're your people and represent your country, why don't you put them on check too by telling them
>hey you retards, cut the extremist bullshit you're making us look bad
spain is pretty cool
thanks for the soldiers
>>75822312
Why don't you just go ahead and tell both SJW and Alt-Right "hey you retards, cut the extremist bullshit you're making us look bad"
>>75822360
Np dude
>>75805220
Calm nights are comfy.
>>75822451
>>75822127
seven times today
>>75822376
Because USA is a individualist country and no one gives a fuck a fuck about anyone but themselves.
You're the one who comes from a collectivist country, i'm only using your mentality against you.
You can say fuck America here, but in your country, im pretty sure you can't say fuck Turkey
>>75822523
Why are you being a dick
i get job
$1250 a week
>>75822476
that was my 2nd post of the day
>>75822562
you are very fond of that image
>>75822561
wtf
share
Taylor Swift a cute
BUT
I raise you one Hayley Williams
>>75822561
gonna visit taiwan?
>>75822557
Im not
>>75822583
you're very fond of what images I post
>>75822602
no, why?
>>75822586
ok. send me your bank details and password and i'll deposit money into your account
>>75822658
because you have a job now
can wait until drumpf is impeached
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgPg3q675bM
>>75822674
but why taiwan?
reminder that vegeta is algerian
Just took a hefty dank shit after not shitting at all yesterday
>>75822735
vegeta's a lil bitch
>>75822658
****
here you go
Is anyone here good at math? I have a question.
>>75822884
maybe
>>75822884
ask
>>75822599
Side bae
>>75822906
>>75822947
When you cut a sandwich in half at a 45 degree angle you get more sandwich than if you cut it at a 90 degree angle. Why is this?
>>75822718
Asian girl feet
>>75822977
Fucking brainlet
>>75822977
because you get two sandwiches as opposed to 1
>>75823021
That's why I'm asking some people who are good with math, I'm trying to learn something you cunt
>>75822991
i could go to vancouver for that
dont understand math
>>75822977
the trick is to keep cutting in 45 so you get infinite sandwiches
Hmm
>>75823050
The surface area does not change no matter how you cut your bread in halves, if you make the cuts right
>>75823040
>Trump: 'Comey better hope i don't find those tapes'
>Comey:'I wish you would'
>Trump:
>>75822991
you know it my man
Like my gf? I'm on the left.
>>75823280
Coulda sworn that was you on the right
>>75823203
I dont understand
>>75822561
The government one?
sheiiit broe whouda thunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cr7c-tAwnM
gonna make a new one
new
>>75823478
if you see this post please respond
>>75825248
sup nigga?
>>75825338
uh you too
>>75825439
alri then