me and the girls edition
Wasn't sure who to vote but en I realised Abbott could be in charge of the police if I didn't vote Tory
is there a party that would legalise ALL drugs?
did you all see the Comey hearing then?
whoops posted the webm twice aha
Has americanisation gone too far?
Tim is a confirmed runt
>>75822077
mong
Serious post here:
This is the reason I won't vote labour
How do I get a Scottish gf?
>>75822081
>anti trump speech #10395628194773829
Nah. But bored of those reruns
>>75822036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLZ0SHY3Ya8
listening to metalcore
>>75822079
Maybe greens? Lib Dems would legalise weed
>>75822120
read every word of this. great post mate!
>>75821991
rick and morty
frenda is cute
got called a Prius prat in greggs drive through
post rare pepes
>>75822124
not the same you plen
>>75822139
it's not terrible but the fanbase is AIDS
banishing myself to the land of wind and ghosts
the only thing that matters at the end of today is seeing the bottom of my pint glass
>>75822081
stopped watching halfway through but did get this nugget out of it so its all good
wish it was my job to shoot pakis dead on the streets of london
http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/home-news/london-attack-cctv-footage-police-shot-dead-terrorists-bridge-borough-market-stabbing-isis-khuram-a7778941.html
smashed the shower head in the ol' sharehouse lads
moving out next week so don't care
>>75822216
Same
>>75822051
Bit gay
>>75820152
who is thsi
>This is Goyle from Harry potter
Mental.
would twat tim if i lived next to him and had to listen to his shit every day
>>75822234
yeh shoot them with spunk you bent cunt
I was on the fence about who to vote for until I saw on the ballot who the Tory candidate in my area was
Fuck David Amess and godspeed Corbyn
>>75822133
any chance corbyn would?
>>75822256
doing a screech
>>75822254
cheryl
fucking HATE Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbYXEZeWuVU
gf whatsapped me this picture of herself
>>75822092
PRIVATISE THE GREGGS
there's way more people on /brit/ saying they'll vote for labour than normal
What do you think actually happened in Tim's life for him to get so schizophrenic.
>>75822328
old age
>>75822308
literally about to hurl
>>75822328
Don't think that's how it works
Voted for the Communist League
the gf
>>75822308
would love to make her face a seat and rest my neck in her bum gap
UUUMMMM IMMA CUSTOMER
>>75822307
disrespectful twat
>>75822328
genetics
business idea: only allow cute female muslim immigrants under 40 to come to the UK
>>75822328
genetics
his brother took lsd in his teens and developed it early
it was only a matter of time before tim would develop it himself
swipe down is a state of mind
do you have it?
>>75822307
I just came back off holiday, and when doing the usual tour bus stuff, this yank woman in her 50s was on the top level stamping her feet and getting irate, shouting for the bus driver saying "can we go already?" "can we get a refund?" WHATS THE HOLDUP???".
She was acting like a kid when she looked ready to draw a pension.
Keep in mind she'd actually been allowed to go on the bus early so she could sit down, so it wasn't even ready to go for a while anyway.
>>75822308
dont have a clue what im looking at
>>75822332
is that beth
>>75822307
yanks are such insufferable, self-righteous twats
>>75822372
too many onions
too many sauces
ruined
In 2010 I was a mindless rasheed, and voted Labour. Then I started to actually read about politics, economics etc, and in 2015 I voted for the 'kip. Another couple of years of reading has rounded me out into a highly informed, educated, and rational radical centrist, thus this time I voted for Timothy James Farron.
>>75822332
i can tell all five of these people are brits even if you take it out of context
mad to think things like beef are such a precious commodity in poor countries like the UK that a cheeseburger costs something like $25
a good cheeseburger is only $3 here, a real fancy one is $7
Will Corbyn win? Please tell me 2
>>75822307
what the fuck is wrong with them
Labour would win if Corbyn, McDonnel and Abbott didn't have such retarded views towards the IRA
>>75822328
abused drugs
he said it was his brother but it was actually him
>>75822464
Sinn Fein are going to win
Gerry Adams will be PM tomorrow
screencap this post
>>75822307
he's a nigger
different breed of yank
much worse
>>75822332
The STATE of those "homes" in the back
Creasing
>>75822444
... Cooling off with Team Moose and full winky coverage ... Picture 8 June 2017 ...pp
>>75822485
No they wouldn't
gf just smoke signalled me this lads
>>75822485
Labour would win if the newspapers weren't in bed with the tories
*votes labour*
ahh yes finally we're gonna seize the means of production
I am literally among the top 1000 most enlightened people currently alive
>>75822152
>>75822504
The Atlantic Archipelago will be united under Irish rule
Just voted DUP lads. Pity the runts who have to vote for some globalist party.
>>75822152
normies cannot fathom being a contrarian
Aryan blood?
Hi, my names Greg Knight
>>75822530
christ. seeing pics like this makes me want to off myself.
being ugly should be classed as a disability
Need one of these to put my dick in
>>75822152
Rate the ink lads
Can I take my postal vote to the polling station?
>>75822606
being short and ugly should be classed as a disability
>>75822566
Voted for these lads because some twat I know was on about them being scumbags. Honestly just like whoever makes my everyone butthurt.
running on empty
>>75822485
I care more about my health and wellbeing than some retarded Paddies who stopped being relevant decades ago
>>75822635
what about ugly and ethnic?
short white lads still have hope
>>75822596
He looks like he hasn't actually put his arms in his sleeves
>>75822584
I honestly cant fathom not being a contrarian
>>75822307
Bootlicking pommy twats
>everyone should be completely respectful, even when receiving shit service
Ahh yes, the united kingdom. If i was being charged an extra 50 euros for a flight i was on, id be angry too
>>75822530
>They're almost as tall as the doorframe in heels
>>75822548
i think my edit was better executed
>>75822618
this is the best pepe
>>75822651
fuck off ethiopialad
>>75822651
>short white lads still have hope
is that what ethnic people really believe
>>75822669
They're only about 5'10" m8.
>>75822680
lmao alri sherlock
just-eat really carved out a cushy niche
they don't make anything or offer a service, they're just a middle man
I mean beyond marketing and server maintenance, what else do they do?
Indian takeaway tonight lads woi oii
>>75822668
>pay 13 euros to get from Belgium to Berlin
>get sent email asking you to print off boarding pass or they'll charge you to do it at the airport
>don't
>surprised and outraged when you ask them to print it off at the airport and they charge you for it
jog on Bruce
>>75822699
pajeet
>>75822689
If you're black in the 21st century you have hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjxia4beWwQ
wish I had a tall gf
the current is too short
had a girl in my room last night. we were snogging and she was massaging my dick through my trousers and just went something like "teehee" and left.
sent her a fuming text and she played innocent as though she doesn't know what a little pricktease she was being. unbelievable cheek and on top of that she texted me asking if i've calmed down today.
still absolutely livid
cuckio meme
>>75822717
most people guess generic ethnic. I've started taking greyscale photos to bluepill myself
remember how butthurt leftists were after 2015, this will be even more entertaining as a candidate they actually like is going to lose
the pet yank
>>75822759
post pics xx
>>75822668
no need to videotape yourself bitch and moan for ten minutes
nothing wrong with complaining, don't be a bitch about it.
>>75822778
retard
>>75822778
the fucking state
Predicting a very low turnout for today's election
That is all.
WHEN the r results??
idk if I ca stay up al night
might f drunk driving and ide
watching the one show
with my pint
does it get any better than this?
no, no it does not
>>75822426
only some of us. #notallyanks
>>75822618
*loud shriek, quickly stifled*
>>75822778
That's a sturdy table
>>75822759
FONT
>>75822534
So is this like the complete reverse of the US election?
love the yank banter
post more wanking material yukaris
>walk into greggs
>give epic speak that makes people realise the need of racial unity and great a pan european white nationalist state like Mosley wanted
>everyone agrees
>pakis begin self deporting themselves
>i get elected pm of europe
>>75822880
no
there is no equivalence
>>75822307
>Is it because I am "black"? Mob tendencies by Europeans against dark skinned foreigners, especially so called "blacks" are alive and well as evidenced by this video.
screeching
do I love pints?
haha, I don't kiss and tell ;) x
>>75822901
>give epic speak
*sends petition demanding marriage rights for pints*
>walk into costco
>head to the pet aisle
>pick out a plump yank
>hook him up to the leash
>>75822938
name please
might form a coalition of chaos
>>75822967
Ariana Michelle
>>75822955
>weather: mainly dry
Drew a phimotic penis on my ballot
Sorry lads x
>>75822841
polls close in ~3 hours
counting takes ~6 hours at best
semi-accurate projections in 7 hours at the earliest, i think
rorke:
>A is X
rasheed:
>B is Y
radcen:
>A may or may not be X or Y or B and the same holds true of all of them. It requires further empirical evidence in order to state which is the correct state of being, however the epistemological concerns of such an endeavour are likely to hinder any meaningful attempt to....
>>75822938
perfect amount of ass
>>75822983
lies
>talk to ontarian friends
>they say how the weather is consistently sunny for 6 months of the year, and very wintery for the other 6
wtf i love canada now
>walk into subway
>order an epic footlong sandwich
>go home
>eat it
>>75822686
That's taller than the average man globally speaking
>>75822998
yukaris
wish my uni would tell us when results are
think they MIGHT be tomorrow desu
>>75823018
the white avg is 6'2.
>>75823014
ahh yes i do trust a canadian's definition of "summer"
>>75822778
stop posting this fucktard
>>75823018
The average man globally speaking is a little brown/yellow/black runt
the internet was a mistake
or should I say normies using the internet was a mistake
you can't go one day without getting annoyed at some stupid social issue bullshit
i hate it
>>75822915
case in point
@75823035
don't care you pathetic sludge
mental to think that I have mor en common wth a male chimp than a female of my own speciee
>>75823018
alri Alan
>>75823046
they say that it hits 30 degrees quite consistently and it doesn't rain all the time
>>75823005
>perfect amount of hair on her ass
>ass
Absolute yank piece of shit
>>75822999
GOOD allignment.
>>75822686
5ft10 in or without heels? Because if without that's very tall for a girl.
>>75823036
the me avg is 5'7
>>75823033
im dedicated to the purity of anime, i am an agent of light and no yukari will tempt me
>>75822912
actually it sounds like exactly the same situation as far as the media goes
Just did an SNP vote lads
>>75823036
no it isn't
antidepressants are a jewish scam
>Was walking the gfs dog and the little cunt wouldnt stop barking
>gave him a cheeky burn on his back with my fag to shut him up
>look up and notice the neighbours curtains twitiching
If one of these mongs grasses me up im going to be livid
>>75823046
Canadian summers are nice in a non-meme way
I hope you all voted LibDem, not even joking or trying to bait here.
t. Dutchie who would indubitably have voted on LibDem in the unfortunate hypothetical situation that I were to be british
>>75823084
psot sex catroon now
>>75823036
>the white avg is 6'2.
>>75823005
>ass
Fucking cringing at you. Sad poofy cunt
Mad to think /brit/ could be made illegal in just a few hours
>>75823081
Without. Those are 6" heels. I don't find it that jarring, though I'm very tall.
Want a BIG bum gf to give me BIG cuddles.
Simple as.
want a cute wife and a baby 2bh
Carl Jung's most profound yet least understood discoveries, a new world view which embraced linear causality while simultaneously transcending it. A synchronistic universe balances and complements the mechanistic world of linear causality with a realm that is outside of space, time and causality. In a synchronicity, two heterogeneous World systems, the causal and acausal, interlock and interpenetrate each other for a moment in time
pet yank likes to poo in the fruit bowl
voted ukip without reading nary a word of any manifesto, candidate background etc
neighbour just saw me putting the dog in the compost
>>75823109
>Voting for Tit Farton
Jokes aside I used to vote for the Lib Dems but what they've become in the last year or two is just appalling.
>>75823036
Maybe in holland
>>75823112
>>75823137
really funny posts, keep it up
doing a think
>>75823109
I made that mistake in 2010, don't believe a word they say now.
>the manlets triggered to learn that they're manlets compared to the white male average of 6'2"
>>75823121
We'll all have to use a VPN. What flag will you chose lads?
Will UKIP surprise us this election
>>75823124
BIG cuddles from a BIG bum gf with a BIG clit and SMALL lips
somehow attained a cokehead gf
>>75823109
I voted for are Tim
Personal liberties!
Soft Brexit!
Free internet!
>>75823165
Why aren't those layabouts at work? Also, why is John McCain allowed to be a senator when he is clearly losing his marbles?
neighbours mutt was making a right racket, I went to look and saw him bending over the dog! I suspect he was molesting it although I am not surprised
>>75823173
5'7 here
>>75823206
They will get a million votes and no seats.
I prefer women
>>75823237
she's wearing too much makeup
might fuck some bubblewrap
5'2" here
>>75823237
she's wearing too much clothing
the pet yank has started sticking his willy in bubblewrap lads
got the cheeky 4 am pizzas in the oven now
Yanks are finally getting Grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am2sYBhg_hM
gonna go vote in 5 mins lads, who should I vote for?
>>75822092
You said americanisation and not americanization so no, it's not gone far enough.
love old 'impsons desu
>>75822307
>Racially Charged
fucking hell yanks are absolutely despicable, the fact that they have allowed blacks to become so self entitled that they can be cunts and think that any sort of response is racist shows how cucked they truly are
>>75823268
*pats you on the head*
hehe, now get on your knees
>>75823219
Lifting master race
>>75823264
had the best cums of my life in this
Just voted for Jezza lads. Was gonna vote Lib Dem as a protest vote since my constituency's usually a Labour safe but then I found out about May's plan to implement chink internet and didn't want to risk it.
Which one is /our guy/ lads?
I can't get word filters to work. does anyone do these?
>>75823312
>I would lift but I don't want to get too bulky!
LibDem > Tory > Labour
that's the only rational viewpoint imo, coming from an utterly impartial person
>>75823100
sending this to the front page
>>75823337
>does anyone do these?
no because I'm not autistic
if I don't like something, I just ignore it
>>75823323
jonnie candytoe is 5'6 and has a gf, that's how I remind myself it's going to be ok
>>75823322
>150cm
>asks him to get on his knees
how short are you mate?
just made the switch from adblock to ublock
MUCH better desu
>>75823325
Moving into a flat tomorrow out of daddy's house. Gonna make me one of those.
It's a share house but I don't think the other flatmates will be coming in in the same way daddy dearest does to my room now.
What shoulld I make the outside out of?
Make no mistake. If you vote Tory then you're voting for even more sucking up to the Saudis (you know, the brutal tyrants who rule over the global epicentre of salafi Islamist terrorism).
really enjoying this danganronpa game lads
>>75823406
Don't bother it's shit
>>75823336
No arse - no chance with Anon, sorry.
>>75823377
Ed Coan is also 5'6"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktDvrxWJzi0
any yanks in?
found a good spot for your throat
i am Small
>>75823400
This serious? Bought a new PC this week and need to find a good adblocker
>>75823035
>Uni
alri fetus
>>75823325
Tried this but my willy is too big desu
>>75823463
runt boots
>>75823406
I use a plastic protein shaker thing
me on the left
>>75823483
yeah
>>75823488
am 22
>>75823056
this, there is no way I could have a twitter account because I would be angry all the time. It really pisses me off when news articles or political programs use tweets to voice the peoples opinion even though the opinion is usually inconceivably stupid
>tfw too smart to lift weights
>>75823434
Oh. Any ideas?
Reckon I can be a bit creative if need be.
>>75823499
t h i c c
over half the girls in the world are under 5'6
if you're a manlet it's incredibly easy to find someone shorter than you
le big mac
>>75823529
girls want men who're at least a foot taller than them
>>75823400
what makes it better
>>75823204
Hiro banned VPNs from 'chan
also May will definitely be sending all 4chan-users to death-camps.
bought 12 strongbow and 6 naan bread
>>75823529
'nce
>>75823529
>over half the girls in the world are under 5'6
>if you're a manlet it's incredibly easy to find someone shorter than you
lmaaaaaao. 5ft girls want 6ft men
>>75823555
blocks more ads like the shitty clickbait at the bottom of chon pages
fuck gookmoot
>>75823562
that's too much naan lad
>>75823529
need a womanlet gf
the pet yank won't stop snarling
Who do you hope loses their seat tonight?
>>75823509
>am 22
alri fetus
ironically most girls over 6ft don't give a shit about height
>>75823580
I've got adblock and it blocks it Tbh
only thing I get sometimes is popups
>>75823593
stephen hawking
Think EBAM can dispose of Wawrinka?
Just ordered this
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Reproduction-German-STEEL-HELMET-Leather/dp/B00NMJFK10/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1496946937&sr=8-15&keywords=ww1+helmet
>>75823526
Hire an escort or buy a fleshlite if you can be bothered to lube then clean it after every use (waste of money imho)
Gotten quite fond of this working from home lark. Since i don't have any meetings tomorrow, I'm going to call in and say I'm doing it again.
This also means I can stay up late and watch the election with you twats
>>75823568
Don't forget you have to be black to get a gf these days.
>>75823603
who are the two behind him?
>>75823603
Who are those three men? are they singers?
Who /over 25/ here?
Tired of these student mongs vapid opinions in here
>>75823633
you're talking to one. ur wrong m8
>>75823204
think we should all use a Mongolian vpn so we can start /mong/
>>75823593
the queen
>short girls
they all have weird stubby arms
24 here
Love students and their opinions
hate arrogant moany students
Just voted labour entirely for bennie purposes AMA
>>75823625
kraut helmets are aesthetic. british ones were shit
>>75823652
Alri granddad go to fucking bed.
19 here
Love my own opinions
just get an onahole you sadacts
>>75823652
This is my fourth general election as an eligible voter
>>75823652
29 here (virgin)
>>75823652
I'm a 56 year old indian gentleman
>>75822077
abbott got the boot the other day
some health problems or something (likely a cover up and they finally got rid of her)
Corbyn is going to win isn't he?
19 here. Post rorke opinions all day, then switch to leftypol shite. Genuine puppet master
>>75823697
ok Joe Rogan
>>75823652
55 here
My son showed me this website a bit ago and Ive just kept coming back
>>75823631
>Gotten
Fuck off yank
>>75823723
love a nice man face. srs.
>>75823723
GOOD post
>>75823773
bit gay
>>75823764
>using proper grammar is a yankism
it's have gotten not have got
>>75823721
It's just so people would vote for them who didn't fancy her as Home Sec
Whih is a job she'll still get
>>75823603
Why the fuck is that boring old bastard idolised?
It's fucking pathetic seeing people scream for him, holding up signs saying I LOVE CORBYN
>>75823773
same, it's just like kissing ma dad
>>75823568
probably true however i am 5'6 and have had 3 gfs (slept with more) all shorter than me
>>75823724
Fuck no
I reckon we'll see even more conservative votes than the polls suggest.
Corbynites like to say "the polls have been wrong", but they ignore the fact it's ALWAYS more right wing than predicted.
>>75823738
Not very rogan like, no 400lb chimp or eggs mentioned
>>75823790
>I haven't gotten any burgers
???
>>75823794
doubt it
people are saying she's got early on set dementia
glad that leftypol have fucked off
>>75823800
>Tfw 6ft and recluse
I'd swipe you down irl mate
>>75823800
yeah not saying a guy with no arms will be incel, just saying he'll have a rough go of it
>>75823630
LOL not buying a hooker for once fuck when I could make a shitty homemade fleshlight for 1000 faux fucks
>>75823804
I hope so mate, I have a really bad feeling that I'll be waking up to Corbyn as PM tomorrow.
>>75823830
I was talking about in the case he used it mongoloid
>>75823723
State of that kitchen