kurva anyátok
edition
first for america
This is for Allah
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
big fan of this space invader fella
love it when i find one of his things while im out n about
>>75819959
>no one got any votes
finally, anarchy wins...
Election results when ?
>>75819908
HA really?
if corbyn actually wins this I'm gonna laugh my ass off
alri'
>>75819960
reminds me of this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic
what happened?
why aren't more brits radical centrists
I've been abusing that ghastly runt tom scott on here for months / years now.
now everyone else has started calling reddit on his shenanigans.
>>75820021
farron is a runt
where's a private place i can meet the fwb for a few hours lads
can't do my place or hers
watching Evangelion yet again
waiting for the election results
>be on my bike
>some pedestrians walking in the road so i swerve around them
>some guy nearly crashes into me on his bike
>calls me a cunt
>jump off my bike and say 'oi don't call me a fucking cunt come back here and speak to me'
>other cyclist just fucks off
>say to the pedestrians - 'that was your fucking fault for not walking on the pavement'
>guy in the pedestrians recognises me and says my name
>i just cycle off non-chalantly
wew
>>75819960
there'sa few in Paris, I don't think it's only one person, or do you know something about it?
>not voting for Tim "gas the gays" Farron
SIMPLE AS.
off out for a meal on work lads, ordered 3 courses including the steak and will order a lovely bottle of red (or two hehe)
then it's straight back to bed and up early tomorrow to May's Orwellian Britain
https://streamable.com/0dd5b
Had a similar reaction that was quite humbling.
Reddit has jaded me - I looked on, expecting the usual bevvy of cliches and stereotypes, sizing up and judging the subject and expecting something cringe-worthy and meme-generating.
As I continued to watch, I grew more and more impatient - "just get to it and show me something that reinforces my prejudice, already!"
Then they quietly unpack and open the case.
Then mom (?) says those somber, sobering, humbling words.
Then the kid shows emotion that I don't think I could ever truly appreciate or know.
Then it hits me - his father's memory will always be close with this cherished gift and will be side-by-side with him as he practices, matures, and advances in his musical career in life.
And one day, after the kid has made a name for himself, he'll have this beautiful moment to look back to and show the world and they can be inspired like I hope he has been.
I'm a jerk. This kid is great. His family is great. This video is emotional gold.
Edit: Gilded? I mean, thanks, but did you see the part where I'm a jaded jerk who walked into this with the wrong expectations? Huh. Maybe that's the bigger lesson: discard your prejudices and just experience something. You might be pleasantly surprised by the outcome.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYyTpD9RJQ
What a tune. want to go hike America now
>>75820057
Will that get counted?
>"Long lines of students queuing to vote have also been photographed at the University of East Anglia, in Norwich south, and at the University of Kent in Canterbury"
we're gonna fucking do it boys
>mfw cucking fatarse cagers
>>75820057
>wasting your vote for a meme post that will be ignored or forgotten about within a day at best
>>75820091
Yes, that's what we have to write in the box
want to cycle for my commute but I'm scared of vehicles and my coordination is poor
>>75820047
can't stand cyclists. Utter subhuman rubbish.
>>75820091
As long as your intentions are clear and there's no doubt then yeah
>>75820104
I reckon it will count but it's an ultra safe tory seat anyhow
>>75820093
HATE it
>tfw anxious as fuck
scared as fuck for no reason fuck i feel terrible
how do i make myself feel better?
i can't even have a shower because my mind is racing and if i stop listening to music i'll have a panic attack
>>75820004
im gonna be screeching if corbyn wins, i cant wait for him to crack down on the daily mail and the sun
my gf
>>75820049
it is one person
just google 'space invader artist'
>cagies mad like usual
don't you have some tourists to drive into or something, terrorist?
>>75820092
So glad that 16 year olds are going to decide the future of our economy because students know best
anime
Just been to the uni of sheffield polling station and it was absolutely rammed
when I went in 2015 I was the only one there and they said it had been quiet all day
>>75819161
Reminds me of the time I was dancing with this girl with a pink buzzcut and her asian mate also with a buzzcut in Sub Club. Should have done something desu.
its another flatmates are hogging the kitchen episode
>>75820152
nonce
business idea: bicycle but with a motor so you don't actually have to cycle and get sweaty
>>75820035
i find him/his fake laughs annoying but i dont really care
has something happened recently?
>>75820166
Voting age should be raised to 25
>>75820104
why speak authoritatively on something you know absolutely fuck all?
if you put anything in one of the boxes it counts you dumb fucking retards
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/09/voter-draws-massive-penis-on-ballot-paper-gets-counted-and-helps-elect-tory-mp-5188845/
*goes on facebook*
...
*closes facebook
>>75820166
oh dear
>>75819960
Prefer Toynbee tiles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles
>>75820176
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these
bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>75820092
Yeah but they're safe seats anyway
>mfw corbyn wins
>>75820166
workers just got let out so i doubt there's a polling station in sheffield that's not rammed.
Glorious Albion will be finished if Corbyn wins. Europa will be dead.
live in a city
will my polling place be empty at 9pm ish
>>75820166
Is it marginal? Prediction?
Reminder that May will win in an absolute landslide
>>75820166
kek my local voting station is in a church which is literally next to 2 mosques, one on the right and another opposite
it was empty though only about 3 people
>>75820300
just FYI i have copied your post number in case she loses so i can quote you
and if she wins i shant mention it at all
>>75820254
ah yes finally the rorke extermination will begin
>>75820302
>my local voting station is in a church which is literally next to 2 mosques, one on the right and another opposite
ahhh the north
????
Writing up my smug bait posts for both the labour and the tory win as we speak
>>75820053
That was just subterfuge to get some right-wing votes.
>>75820166
my polling station is a primary school
very empty
impeach drumpf
>>75820348
>my polling station is a primary school
nonce
Any other radical centrist man in?
Just voted sdp
GF in the black
Thinking about holding an international martial arts tournament.
Which country do you reckon will win?
Assuming I don't fix the fights.
>>75820331
On voting day there are restrictions on what you can and cannot report
Fox News chose to ignore those restrictions.
>Reminder that May will win in an absolute landslide
>>75820337
phwoar the tits on that one
>>75820331
didnt know fox news broadcast in the uk haha
>>75819960
>>75820049
it's one bloke, think he's French
did a good documentary with Banksy recently called Exit Through The Gift Shop
also looks at other artists like Shephard Fairey (the guy behind Obey and the Obama Hope/Change campaign)
>>75820163
cum onthe amien
>>75820363
chelsea boots wearin ass
>>75820337
r-rosie jones is a luxury whore for sheiks now?
>>75820265
this one is in the student village, it's only for students lad
>>75820363
>heels
>still flat ass
sad
>>75820364
Nihon
>>75820386
love space invader
love King Robbo
dont mind Banksy
hate shephard fairey
simple as
>housemates making too much noise in the corridoor
>housemates sitting in the kitchen
what are the best crisps? monster munch for me
>>75820166
C R O O K E S
____________1
____________1
>>75820363
could do a 2 footed slide tackle down this whole line and come out unscathed
>>75820363
>lad literally has a bigger arse than those girls
>>75820363
bf in the blue
Feel pretty sorry for you guys ngl
...having to choosing between an Orwellian totalitarian state or becoming a socialist muslim shithole
>>75820136
triggered much fatboy
>>75820470
>Orwellian totalitarian state or becoming a socialist muslim shithole
which one is labour and which one is the tories
>>75820425
>paper thin walls
>can hear next door screaming about fifa
>can hear flatmate upstairs screaming about chinky mobas
>mongs slamming doors every 2 seconds
>loud music blasting from a car outside
>>75820470
>says the man who had to choose between Trump and Clinton
H O W L I N G !
>>75820441
salt and vinegar king or hula hoop barbecue
>>75820371
terrible post, learn to gimmick
Labour campaigning hard in my labour safe seat
weird
who are you all quoting?
>>75820510
don't bother, most americans who post here seem to be rabid drumpflets for some reason
best to ignore them and move along x
>>75820470
Yeah, I do as well. I'd probably vote Tory, but their choice is awful. Makes me laugh when they take the piss out of the US's two-party system.
>>75820507
>can hear next door screaming about fifa
Play FIFA with him.
>>75820532
Learning the Hilary Clinton lesson.
>>75820470
they're becoming both
>>75820510
at least trump was good banter. the corbyn and may memes are so forced
>>75820510
trump and clinton are both the same ideological entity they just play the versus game so the population can rile up against each other instead on focusing on the real enemies, the ones in charge
>>75820470
>Had to chose between Saudi pawn or Russian pawn
voted labour
simple as
>>75820507
>just got home from work
>want to cook
>3 other people cooking at once
ahh yes
>exam board TOMORROW
>>75820566
leftypol
>>75820570
next door as in the next house, not flatmate in next room
it's some deano mong in his thirties
>>75820587
>and then after they chose the Russian pawn he turned into a Saudi pawn
>>75820605
This and someone using the bathroom when you need to are the worst parts of flatshareing
>>75820614
ummm, trump isn't popular in Europe at all, sweetums. there's no reason to assume i'm part of some fringe group xoxo
>>75820605
>>75820507
>>75820425
this is why I ate lots of takeaway/fast food when I was at uni
>british police dont do anythi-
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496941479593.webm
You were saying, sweetie?
>>75820658
he's popular on 4chan, leftypol
how do we fix /sp/ lads?
the anglo gf
Say what you want about Trump being an idiot buffoon, but none of his policies so far have been bad for the United States.
>>75820715
removing obamacare
what mong flatshares with strangers
would rather live in a shithole but have it to myself
>>75820715
uuuuuuhhhhhh dude he just impeached or something the fbi guy
he's literally hitler
>>75820710
cracking choice mate
>>75820685
fucking hell look at the size of that thing
business idea: tame bears
>>75820715
uh... two scoops???
>>75820688
if you want a hivemind, go to /r/the_donald x
can't fucking STAND this weather
moving to singapore or some other SEA country
>>75820763
if you want a hivemind, go to leftypol x
https://streamable.com/4b8cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU8oWHKyZHs
smoked 20 cigs last night lads
wish I hadn't done that
>>75820725
it was terrible anyway
>>75820802
song name?
>>75820758
That's a terrible idea.
Even tame dogs occasionally go wild.
>>75820685
Where did they get that from? His car?
>>75820802
oi OIIIII
fucking meanwhile down my road
https://twitter.com/Moemula_/status/872822025915686912/video/1
>>75820830
Fucking amateur
please keep my in mind
please, keep me in mind
>>75820685
is that a machete
>>75820831
it just means less debts for the government and more for the people. proud of you goys
>>75820837
that's part of the fun
could down shots like nothing a year ago
now every time i take one it makes me feel like vomiting
business idea: only allow retirement for people who have spawned at least three children
>>75820684
ate mcdonalds yesterday
i have chicken that needs eating but the kitchen just won't free up.
>>75820843
as much as i cant stand the lib dems, they're just utter mongs
>GIB ME DAT MAYNG
makign diner
>>75820873
where does the government get the majority of its money again?
>>75820735
londoner
>>>>75820843
why do they hate the lib dems? basically the same thing as Labour
making a wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpSIzx0Ta0Y
>>75820685
so it was in his bag, in another bag, in the box that be bought it in?
what exactly has he done wrong?
plenty of shops sell blades like that
>>75820968
willy
nice and hard
voted for a certain party
>>75820363
>dude is thiccer than the girl
the absolute state of england
Really ugly black woman sitting in front of me on the bus just turned around and stared at me for about ten seconds, I said "are you ok?" and she slowly turned around again, what the fug
>>75821010
sheed
So lads who did we vote for?
>name is jamie
>meet new people
>they assume that my name is actually james
umm sweeties I'm not scottish xx
slag
>>75821041
kaboom
>snap election
>not one person has been snapped in half yet
broken britain
>>75821064
very good post
UUUUUKIIIIIIP
tried to get my head down for am hour but just couldn't quite nod off
ah well, I'll just have to grab some runt juice (monster)
just woke up after a 4 hour nap
any election news?
>>75821049
my local guy just so I got the turnout numbers up and the lab/con numbers down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuK3qpySn2U
>>75821100
drumpf getting impeached
>>75821100
may's in the lead
>>75821093
is he even still relevant?
never found him funny and im the kind of lefty he panders to
prostagma?
>>75821041
You're gonna get enriched
Doing the virgin dinner
>>75820873
except in reality it means whites are paying for blacks and hispanics healthcare
>>75821049
BNP
N
P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub6LGfFTnmc
>>75821092
just think we need some more in this thread simple as
Just walked to the polling station and on the way there a girl leaned out a car window and shouted 'ALRIGHT BIG BUM' at me.
Got a bit arse and all my tops ride up to my waist because they can't fit over it.
Would you shag or is she too old
I would not touch her with a 10ft barge pole
>>75821154
no it means american citizens paying for american citizens
>>75821165
fair enough
>>75821169
you couldn't even lift up a 10ft barge pole you skinny little runt
>>75821166
Alri big bum haha
>>75821166
woiiii need you to whine your big batty pon my cocki
>>75821116
Why does literally every girl do this same exact stance?
>>75821184
hello nigger
>>75821190
Reckon they both smell like poo
>>75821169
gay
>>75821169
Would put her pussy in intensive care
>>75821166
is this you?
>>75821062
>wanting to be called Jamie instead of James
You're a poof
>>75821184
not a fan. remove government health insurance, place stronger restrictions on private health insurance, everyone pays for their own. done.
>>75821211
not an argument mate
american citizens pay taxes so other american citizens can benefit from a better healthcare
>>75821165
i find these tummy jewels really ugly
>>75821199
>>75821205
>>75821228
Stop it please I do lots of cycling so I have big legs and a big bum
WHOOAAAAAAaa
>>75821166
*slaps your giant bum*
WAHEY
>>75821206
because women learn memes very easily
>>75821235
nah
nationalise healthcare so everyone can have the same treatment
>What a terrible thing to say
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-dimbleby-makes-heartbreaking-slip-8232330
put some 'cken in the 'ven
>>75820470
Who says you have to choose?
>>75821236
why is it not an argument?
Why would you want to pay for the healthcare of blacks?
>>75821255
Fuck OFF
opinions on going to Portugal?
>>75821228
thicc
>>75821272
nah, not paying for some sickly cunt that goes to the hospital every week. I rarely go to the hospital, so my insurance should be low (as it is under private insurers)
normaloids fuckarooooooooooo
>>75821284
why would I want citizens of my country to be ill?
last sunday i came inside a chav i'll never see again
cant stop thinking i got her gregnant
my polling station was much busier than usual
Need a melanin check on this frenchie
>>75821273
>2016
fuck off
>>75821273
poor dimbleby :(
>>75821326
theres a good chance your actions are going to result in some more little chavlets polluting the country
>>75821303
if everyone gets taken a % based off their salary then everyone will pay an amount that's fair to them no matter the salary and everyone will have the same treatment simple as
>>75821326
FONT
>>75821190
>Neither of these nice young ladies will be your gf
JUST want someone to SMASH my bollocks in.
>>75821326
always wanted to shag a chav woman
>>75821326
chavs diet consists of birth control and energy drinks mate, you'll be fine
>>75821316
why do you feel a connection to people in your country just because they have a scrap of paper?
I don't give a fuck if Nigerians have Irish passports, doesn't make them Irish in my eyes
I'LL BE THE ROUUUUNNDDDAAAABBBOUUUTTTTTT
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/
>>75821228
literally travis
Which way did you and your family vote lads?
I voted Labour
Dad voted Labour
Mum voted Labour
>>75821395
>>75821382
because we share the same country it's far easier to work together than to hate each other
>>75821355
bet she looks a state without makeup. still would though
Just asked the oneitis if she voted and she replied "no lol i don't do politics, ain't got a clue"
Shan't be wanking to her pics again, no sir.
>>75821371
it's not because some people get sick/hurt more than others and I shouldn't have to pay for them simple as
hey vsauce michael here
*spreads bigotry and hatred*
>>75821382
this desu
Love whiskey
Love vodka
Hate pints
Simple as
>>75821439
Not so fast
>>75821429
could break her nose with the back of my hand
I had my first counselling session today
It's going to be 1 every week for 6 weeks
I was upfront about low expectations and just being here because my GP won't give me antidepressants otherwise
>>75821414
>it's far easier to work together
Wrong
no European country has fully integrated its black or muslim populations.
a qt ~35yr old woman just knocked on and asked me to vote labour. didn't have the heart to tell her i'm a radical centrist.
>>75821495
wow tell him to fuck off and ask for a new counsellor
my NHS one was fantastic and a top bloke
>>75821495
tell them to give you electroshock therapy, maybe that'll fix it
check em
cannot abide the utter pleb women i have to work with
>>75821495
Love that my tax money pays for this quackery.
>>75821483
The thing the right wing are really worried about what will happen if Corbyn wins is not that he will create chaos, rather that he will create harmony & prosperity, that what truly terrifies them.
Even years later I still dont believe poleboo is real
>>75821538
t. the_donald raider
>>75821538
How embarrassing mate
>counselling
>therapy
wow this truly is runt central
>>75821430
so what? do you only care about yourself? what if you get hurt really bad one day and need a huge amount of funds to cure yourself, will your healthcare cover that? or are you going to die just because no one funded a collective healthcare which could help everyone no matter their financial background?
>>75821508
integrated in what way?
>>75821552
screaming
just did a very messy three flush poo
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
literally love vinesauce michael
fuck i love vinny
The EU is heavily influencing the elections throughout Europe.
Corbyn will win in a landslide. Printscreen this.
>>75821585
>so what? do you only care about yourself?
>muh feels
>what if you get hurt really bad one day and need a huge amount of funds to cure yourself, will your healthcare cover that?
literally yes, my coverage is nearly everything. under niggercare (because I make more than 50k/year) my coverage would be absolute shit
doing a sleep
>>75821523
I don't actually believe in counselling though
And don't feel like talking
>>75821552
It's like I'm cucking you
*head implodes*
>>75821585
>integrated
bring (people or groups with particular characteristics or needs) into equal participation in or membership of a social group or institution.
quite simple you say, never been done with nonwhites (i.e. you) in Europe though
Love Corbyn
Love Nationalisation
Love Social Security
Hate May
Hate Tory's
Hate Austerity
Simple as.
business idea: May is throwing the election so she doesn't have to deal with the brexit shitshow
made a banging ragu
>>75821552
hopefully not for much longer thanks to theresa ;-)
Just cast my vote for Mohammad Yasin lads.
Preparing to smell the sweet smell of victory.
>>75821552
monica works and (presumably) pays taxes, don't complain
>>75821696
I work and (presumably) earn more than >her thus paying more tax, thus i am able to complain
Carl Jung fainted when booking tickets to Rome, and never went
Freud fainted when he visited Athens
Will Corbyn be prime minister tomorrow or does Theresa May have a few days to pack her things?
neighbours are banging on the walls again
incessant banging
hear that? hear that incessant banging
>>75821719
poofs
Just cast my vote for George Galloway
>>75821739
there's no banging
>Wake up
>too scared to ask girls out
thats it for me, lads.
french invasion when?
>>75821739
*complains about incessant banging then incessantly plays the piano and guitar loudly*
made diner
made the virgin stirfry
>>75821713
no you're not
you don't get to choose where your tax money goes
you're welcome to live on a desert island with no other people around you if the concept of helping the needy bothers you
Been to tesco for pringles but they were like £2.50 so I got Tesco Value ones instead and it's literally the same but for 80p
>>75821771
>>75821781
>ChiPZ
FOY
The only notable thing during my counselling was when I said I hated my mum for not doing anything after being raped by my father
Both my parents are scum so that makes me scum too
I was almost in tears
>>75821696
Thanks for defending me against the bully!
can a /brit/ vocaroo "bloody yanks" for me? thanks x
>>75821778
>poleaboo
>needy
Reminder that literally everything bad that happened to poleaboo was caused by his own actions
>>75821784
No way that tax revenue thing is true
my pet yank is getting chubby
>not having a big house to yourself
BAD
>>75821839
imagine the wanks
>>75821822
isn't
... no more incessant banging after i'm done with them selfie ...
business idea: give worcester a full/complete ring road
>>75821817
um, no
It's the fact that my uni was full of whites, women and Poles
>>75821784
Cringing at yanks
... theyve messed me about for the last time selfie ...
>>75821874
can't imagine the feeling of waking around naked and pooing with the door open
/brit/ character study powerranking:
Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community
mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.
runt tier: Tim
the exact same videos day in day otu. he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.
>>75821822
it easily could be
The poor immigrant will get
>free housing
>free healthcare
>free dentalcare
>weekly welfare payments
>child benefit
>many other social welfare programs such as money to buy school books and clothes, money for buggies and baby equipment, money for childrens clothes etc
>free 3rd level education
all of this would fall under social welfare
>>75821915
freedom
>>75820136
this is extremely triggering
>>75821935
https://www.instagram.com/chloechattty/
real patrician tier is reece's gf with massive chebs
>>75821935
>somehow manages to evade sectioning
probably because he's done nothing to warrant sectioning you moron. learn what sectioning means.
>>75821516
what city?
*snibs your snab*
>>75821942
poor (first generation) immigrants don't usually get any of that shit you muppet. refugees do though but denmark is very rorkish about hem.
How long until election results start coming in
whats a good tv show to watch?
>>75821979
>disturbing the piece
>threatening the vinay
tim do one.
>>75821991
Game of Thrones
>>75821991
good anime
>>75821989
30 seconds
listening to electro swing
>>75822013
>piece
haha idiot
>>75821981
prefer not to say
>>75821986
well he never mentioned first generation
he just said foreigners
>>75822048
second generation immigrants aren't foreign (by definition)
>>75822027
>>75822019
absolute state of yanks
>>75821991
brass eye
>>75821986
denmark doesnt exist, its just a marsh full of ghosts, what you think of as denmark is actually just a province in the south of Norway. All the danish people you have seen and met? Actors and advanced holograms, all to sustain the world's biggest lie.