/cum/

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the gf

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>>75803011

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>>75803025

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>>75803025

>>75803024
>>75803025
>>75803028
>>75803031
one of these flags is not like the others

>>75803025
is that a turd sandwich?

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>>75803004
They also brought salmon and moose and let them go free. Wanted it to feel more like a British colony not some wacky terrestrial bird island with giant bugs.

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can anyone help me find the original song from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6AapzgHTSE

I keep searching cum baby song, but end up with unexpected results

Could you even imagine being so autism that you never realized dongs were hot until you were old

>>75803025
you think you're funny spamming this every thread?

Is it weird to fuck an onahole in your friend's shower?

>>75803052
>geese
>moose
>salmon
>rainforests
>mountains
>chinese people
>high risk of earthquakes
so basically what you're saying is that NZ is basically BC but next to australia

neat

car just hit something outside my window and drove off lol

>>75803082
You forgot poo-in-loos, loads of aboriginals, and incest in the interior, but yeah basically.

>>75803101
tfw so hot you don't need to be witty

can't stop listening to neo nazi music lads

Qatar sucks but you're not going to stop terrorism by attacking Iran and supporting the KSA while slowly giving away our personal liberties so the surveillance state can try to mitigate damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk5HT7loZyI

me

>>75803136
Qatar is a protectorate under India.
potentially big memes if Saudis try something substantial

We can achieve world peace by killing the Semites.

>>75803136
honestly Iran is the source for vast majority of western terrorism I don't know why we don't take them down with the help of a few middle east countries

>>75803146
the Sultan is also sending troops lol

I need song suggestions

Wait, he didn't blame Iran?
What did Qatar do to him?

Every /C.U.M/ thread is now about California and why it is the best, most populous and nearly largest state of the United States of the entire world.

>>75803164
>honestly Iran is the source for vast majority of western terrorism
source?

Can't wait for Turkey + Iran + Qatar to fight UAE + Egypt + KSA. How long do you think it'll take the Arab coalition to surrender? I give them a week.

>>75803177
breitbart

i wish cara hair would grow faster so i can get new raection pics sooner

>>75803174
Best in education too
oh and military defense. Without California we would be invaded. Area 51 can't defend the whole Western United States.

>>75803174

I wouldnt say its that great

central california is abysmal

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>>75803174
>>75803197

>>75803177
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_and_state-sponsored_terrorism

>>75803193
but UAE has nice westernized folk!

>>75803199
Have you ever driven 99? Its the best part of the best state in the best country of the best planet.

my blood type is AB+

Why can't Mexicans into good music?
Seriously their musical contribution to the world is shit

>>75803210
Arabs are always terrible at warring. Turkey and Iran will destroy them in a week.

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>>75803146
Super power by 2017, India beat expectations, america will be BTFO for good once india trounces our saudi ally

>>75803213

no, Id usually take 65 or I5

>>75803228
both countries alone would dismantle the Arabs in under a week--they only stand because of the United States

>>75803204
nice try but hezbollah hates al-qaeda and vice versa, shia and sunni do not get along

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My friends is in the UAE currently on a Navy Ship, he must be exhilarated as fuck. I want to watch brown people kill each other too

>>75803243
Hence, the problem. Well it reduces traffic but keeps you from seeing some great places.

>>75803236
born too early to explore the world
born too late to explore outer space
might be born just in time for a world power shake-up

I wish we could finally get a president who recognizes that Iran would be a better ally than Saudi Arabia and Israel. Unlike SA and Israel, the Iranian government doesn't support terrorists who kill Americans and doesn't bomb our ships "by accident."

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*Shuffles into the thread in a trench coat*
*Pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting folk*

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>>75803257

>stockton
>modesto
>turlock
>great places

>>75803263
Maybe the whole ISIS going off on Iran will change American policy.

>California
>great place

>>75803204
>A West Point study based on documents uncovered in Osama bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad found that the Iran-al Qaeda "relationship is not one of alliance, but of indirect and unpleasant negotiations over the release of detained jihadis and their families, including members of bin Laden's family." According to longtime Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) analyst Bruce Riedel: "Rather than being secretly in bed with each other as some have argued, al Qaeda had a fairly hostile relationship with the Iranian regime. To get members of his family out of Iran, for example, bin Laden had an Iranian diplomat kidnapped and then traded. The Iranians released some of his family members in the deal but then double crossed al Qaeda by not letting one of his daughters, Fatima, free
hmm yes

failing to see any significant evidence here, and fyi Hezbollah is not a terrorist group

So apparently AB people can receive blood from anyone but can only give to AB people.

So now i feel good about all those times i ignored the whole "we need blood donors".

>>75803263
>>75803279
AIPAC will never let a non-shabbos goyim into the white house

>>75803276
A bit of crime doesn't entirely ruin a city. Just makes things a bit nerve wracking from time to time.

>>75803263
it's probably deeper than that
like Turkey our NATO "bro" doesn't like Iran

>>75803282

its has some great places and some shitty places

>>75803054
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wFrXdcwVHY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIt-VrA1B7s

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>people that refer to other people as "folk"

Lebanon would be better if all the Muslims fucked off, it took the Christians from neighboring Arab countries, and joined NATO.

>>75803287
donating blood hurts

I had to get a blood test once but I never expected it to take so long sucking you out. The worst part of it was that I never found out what blood type I had.

>>75803298

the hell it is, I was literally driving by stockton yesterday and it was miserable

>hot
>flat
>nothing for miles around
>that fucking giant cowfarm

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reminder that most americans live in anti-social and auto-centric suburban subdevelopments that breed autism and obesity

>>75803287
You can still help. ab blood to ab people frees the blood from donors to other blood needing people.

>>75803287
>>75803322
I'm an O blood type, I go every other month

>>75803307
I don't like either of them alone

Reminder that you're a mulatto subhuman who desperately wishes he was white (despite pretending that you don't) and that your mother is a chimpanzee.

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>Californians

>>75803353
why would i want to be white? what are the advantages?

>>75803340
I would like to live there

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>>75803353
Shieeet

>>75803340
let's not pretend here that canada's any better when it comes to new neighbourhoods, most of ours outside of bufu nowhere nunavut look like that too

>>75803352
Me neither but those are the sources

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>>75803382
I hate it!

>>75803380
It's the montreal mulatto anon, he is butthurt about things.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Interstate_580_near_Tracy%2C_California.jpg

fucking look at this

would you want to live by these ugly hills?

>>75803416
montreal mulatto usually has 3 flags, there's another less cancerous quebecer who just uses the quebec flag

>>75803416
>he is butthurt about things.
Yes, cars
>>75803380
new builds in canada are atrocious i agree

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>75803361
.au

fake news site m8

>>75803424
that looks like gta 5

>>75803341

i just read that my plasma is universal huhh

Hey guys I have a neat little trivia question for you.
California is 62% what?
a ) 62% grassland
b ) 62% below sea level
c ) 62% nonwhite

>>75803424
I used to live there but don't remember these hills. Looks more like Manteca.

>>75803458

b?

>>75803435
This nigger removed his third flag long ago. How the fuck have you not noticed it was him?

>f-fake news
The absolute state of the worst coast

>>75803449
Did you miss 6th grade science class? Who doesnt know about blood types at your age?

>>75803458
d ) all of the above

>>75803470
>>75803485
Wrong. Don't worry, you get another chance.

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What dog do you match with?

Go to Dog Matchup

http://dogtime.com/quiz/dog-breed-selector/breedsmatchup/MjUyNjV8NCw5LDE3LDE4LDIxLDI2LDI3LDMwLDM0LDM3LDQwLDQ0LDQ3LDQ5LDUxLDU1LDU5LDYwLDYyLDY0LDY5

>>75803481

i didnt know my blood type until i got my drivers license.

Hell if you asked me yesterday id have probably pulled my license to tell you what blood type am i lol.

is something i have never thought much, but i was daydreaming about getting shot on the leg.

>>75803491
Cs get degrees.

>>75803503

delet this

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Literally what the fucking hell

How is this a dog? lmao

>>75803468

its the mountain range coming form livermore into the valley

>>75803511
You're right! California is 62% nonwhite and only 38% white. Isn't diversity great?

>>75803531
Also this is the description for this thing

>It is described as a very versatile yet contradictory dog, being both good with children and "fit to kill any other dog of his weight".[2]

Not a fan of bl*cks or bl*ck "culture"

are you gonna get your free taco tomorrow /cum/

https://www.tacobell.com/StealATaco

>>75803424
Some days and some nights I swear I think they turn those turbines into wind machines. Gets windy around in and around Fresno.

>>75803537
>not wanting to be rare
lmaoing at your life

>>75803531
It only looks so weird because of the stupid ass haircut they gave it

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>>75803531
It looks very sage. I would come to it for advice.

>>75803550
I don't watch apehoop

Anyone here ever fug a hooker? How was it

>>75803568
I've wanted to
I don't want to be a wizard

>>75803498
>do test
>no results because the site can't handle 3 /cum/ bums doing it at once

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>tfw no meth head gf

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Did they?

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>>75803598
heh

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>>75803603

this is such a weird feel denmark

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gonna drive 4 hours alone

good night /cum/

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>qatar

>>75803652
in cod we trust

im so glad the cavs are getting swept

>niggerhoop

>>75803640
gl bud don't die

>>75803675
>Mexico cheers for California
pottery

Can someone explain this meme? Why is suddenly everyone outcasting Qatar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRhFH5OyHo
Reminder that britbongs and traitors will not be tolerated itt.
Hail Columbia

>>75803640
Is that supposed to be scary? That sounds like fun you wimp

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This is now a 2DQT posting thread.

>>75803726
qatar is going to get heem'd by turks and arabs or something

>>75803716

Lebron is too arrogant desu, how much is TT getting paid because is his bff and how many rebound does he has? he is at like 2 millions per rebound.

I tolerate arrogance in Ronaldo because he is kinda weird and eccentric, Lebron likes to act all fancy and shit but he is just a nigger.

>>75803640
4 is literally nothing

Try 12 straight and come back to me

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>tfw no 2D gf

Questions that bother you: How come no one domesticated deer? We domesticated huge auroch shits and elephants but not deer?


>>75803745
He and the brand he created around himself is worth more than his team, good for him

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>>75803752
>tfw no fluffy 2d gf

>>75803745
I-I don't follow basketball.
>Ronaldo
>weird and eccentric
I thought he was just a plastic surgeried soccer player?

Where the FUCK is my pizza!!!

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>>75803769

2D will be real in our lifetime

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>>75803777
On it's way now

>>75803766
reindeer

>>75803766
Not every animal is suited for domestication.
An Animal can't be too skittish or too agressive.
See Siberian Fox Experiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFGNQScRNY

>>75803776

He is, but his demeanor and reactions are just too funny.

last week i got banned for posting furry porn because one of you got mad at a furry

i am back now

>>75803819
yiff in hell, furfag

>>75803819
How was your week off?

>>75803766
It took thousands of years to domesticate bovine, and reindeer, quite frankly aren't useful except to the Suomi? Suami? North Finns whatever.
I think the closest thing would be llamas - and their wild counterparts are guanacos - but they're more like camels.
I don't think elephants are domesticated, but rather trained. (I wouldn't consider monkeys or dolphins domesticated, so neither should elephants be.)

>>75803811
2bh I'm just upset humans never rode elk or moose like we did horses, camels or elephants

i wish i had funnier things to say.

>>75803851
Wish granted.
Make a post.

>>75803851
It's okay, some posters are valued for things other than humor

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Accidentally clicked on /mlp/ on my way to /mu/. I reckon that place is the ultimate perpendicularity between autism and degeneracy.

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>>75803819
Someone didn't like my cat webm either. I've posted it several times and seen it here before.

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>>75803834
i had to abuse myself because of cum withdrawal and now my dick and balls hurt

>>75803890
it's just weirdos who want a special club
kind of like dick and burpy
t. had a friend who used to be into pony shit

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>>75803886

so why am i valuable

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>>75803900
pfft watch this homo

>>75803912
You aren't, why would you think I would be referring to a narcissist like you?

*upbeat patriotic music plays to a clip of some soldiers about to die*
Good luck, junior! :DDD

>>75803929

why are you calling me a narcissist i thought we were friends

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>i thought we were friends
beaners are so fucking dumb

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>>75803967
stop bullying mex

after all these years the vidya ending that has stood with me he most is

super mario world

just mario peach and yoshi walking

51k until 95 agility

wish me luck

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>>75803976
no-NO!!!!

>>75803218
Mexicans don't have the greatest voices for performing

this is the greatest piece of music ever written

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sboUxvfMK60

>>75803218
I like their folky modern mariachi things though

Would you be friends with someone who voted for someone you didn't /c.u.m.?

I would, yeah id disagree with them but I'd be their friend.

>>75804011
Yes. "La Cucaracha" and the Mexican Hat Dance truly are gems of musical history.

>>75804055
yeah but that doesn't mean they'd do the same

Miss my ex, my dog and my car, can't wait to leave the country and start fresh for a while

>>75804055
uh yeah I think most people are

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>Conservatism, though a necessary element in any stable society, is not a social program; in its paternalistic, nationalistic and power adoring tendencies it is often closer to socialism than true liberalism; and with its traditionalistic, anti-intellectual, and often mystical propensities it will never, except in short periods of disillusionment, appeal to the young and all those others who believe that some changes are desirable if this world is to become a better place.

Lately I've been so afraid of my the people i know dying, lately i actually feel like seeing people and miss them when they are not here, i actually feel warm and fuzzy in company of those that love me and that i love.

i guess this is how being happy feels ;_;

>>75804075
with a country this big you could just move west™

>>75804106
True we have 11 choices in very nice states.

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>>75803921
>>75803900

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I am in my early 20's and can't mantain an erection, what do?

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>you will never be mexican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRYNWfJzfVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRWCyNuwDtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ZJMH5yQvQ

>>75804102
>people love him
reee normie leave, etc

>>75804106
It's not a permanent move, just for the rest of the year. In Virginia and I'm already bored of the area and I'm excited to go back home and see friends for a bit but then leave everything behind for a while and experience something new

>>75804133
find a fetish that gets the job done

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are you guys proud of where you are from.

i mean i am, and a lot, and the majority of people here are super proud too, and with this being a shithole in the eyes of the world i wonder how it is everywhere else.

>>75804152

the grass is always greener on the other side, but you'll never be comfortable in any place other than your own

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>>75804152
This is what multi-culturalism gets you.

>>75804152
Who thinks Mexico is a shithole? If they do they probably just havent been.

>>75804175
Wonder what it'll look like for the next generation since it's (supposed to be) more conservative than the millennials.

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You ready /cum/?

>>75804188
>bunch of muh huritage fags and non-white immigrants
Even worse

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How does one improve their relationship with their dad?

>>75804148
femdom did, it no longer does, anything else doesn't work

I've tried bestiality and still doesn't work

>>75804185

i mean Sinaloa, mexicans are proud, but sinaloans are just on another level.

yet to see any proof of "generation zyclon"

*devours feces*

>>75804175
Wonder what it'll look like for the next generation since it's (supposed to be) more conservative than the millennials.
>>75804202
Play a nice game of Monopoly with him.

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>>75804219
What the fuck Hiroshimoot, you said my post was one second too early and now you've made me look like someone who posts the same thing twice!

>>75804219
>bunch of muh huritage fags and non-white immigrants
Even worse

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>>75804202
play a game of catch

>>75804219
He doesn't like doing anything other than watching shitty tv

>>75804197
>Solar Eclipse
>Black Hole Sun
>Chris Cornell's suicide

Did he know something we didn't?

did they just have the same conversation twice

sometimes i feel like im nothing

>>75804152
Yes but also most people here are heartless jews

lol they did

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I will FIND HIROSHIMOOT AND PUNISH HIM FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL!

If i could meet any of you id do it withouts econd thinking.

maybe except those with bad hygiene .

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not letting you post this one either

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>>75804275
no

>>75804197
[flyovers intensify]
I've bet they've all renamed their towns too

>>75804350

mmm do you know more movies with a time travel theme

i know is not exactly time travel but still...

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>>75804359
no

>>75804372

mmm do you know more movies with a time travel theme

i know is not exactly time travel but still...

My friend said that if he had a daughter he was going to kill himself

>>75804372
I've seen this post before

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>>75804390
no

>>75804410
I've seen this post before

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>canada

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>>75804402
no

>>75804415
>>75804410
>>75804372
>>75804390
>>75804402
>>75804350
>>75804422
stop

>>75804415
>>75804410
>>75804372
>>75804390
>>75804402
>>75804350
>>75804422
stop

>>75804415
no

>>75804428
>>75804434

dont reply to these with no by the way

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*blocks your path*

>>75804428
>>75804434

dont reply to these with no by the way

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i love fakes like this completely grounded at the start so you keep reading but go crazy at the end

>>75804422
I've seen this post before

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e-evil woman

>>75804448
looks like a hot dog man

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>>75804493
>wear toque/beanie
>be canadian
could be worse

>>75804466
>no more heroes 3
please make this a reality

>>75804521

it was already announced

>>75804510
unironically have known like 10 people that looked like the leaf here, all of them played hockey and had names like "taylor" and "alex"

>>75804534
thank you jesus

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hey anon good to see you here, if you're gonna do squats today i could spot you

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I DID IT

I was finishing gassing up my wife's car, when a lady pulled right next to me (a man, in pajama pants, at close to midnight) and informed me that I shouldn't give Exxon my business because they supported Ellen DeGeneres and that type of lifestyle would "eventually lead to our extinction." She also felt the need to inform me that she was a teacher, I guess thinking that would make what she said less alarming. Her bad. To be thorough she also informed me that the Valero nearby was 3 cents cheaper.

In fairness, I also live near Houston, so I could have just been lucky in avoiding such lunacy up until now versus some nutjob being emboldened by the present White House. But I feel safe in my assumptions.

>>75804488
>hot dog man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2LUx9avh9k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcesjvyWmvg

going for a smoke
see ya lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jia28gtQ1kU

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>Get into /cum/
>Canuck tried to ruin the thread again

>>75804606
Why did you stop coming here for so long proxyleaf?

t-thanks for noticing

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>>75804606
no

daily reminder danmerk is a liar

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gf sent me this

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>>75804660

>>75804618
gj bud

>>75804628
I've seen this post before

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>>75804616
No proxy, I'm a real mountain jew

>>75804687
>dummy on /int/
what else is new

>>75804719
I was wondering if it was the rabid chink who posts with a finnish flag, he's always on around this time.

i need a friend

>>75804774
stop moping cara, you have all the friends you need

>>75804794

i need a friend because im bored.

all my friends are normies that go to sleep early.

>>75804747
doesn't matter, he's stupid in any country

why do people americans have no culture? is it because we live in houses with vinyl siding?

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>>75804819
*say

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>all my friends

ah, so he has friends

another one that will never know my pain

>>75804811
go play your ds

did that one fag ever deliver on the poster notes

Boy I am never trusting anyone from this website ever again. I literally got robbed somehow because the faggot was talking to me through my email and got into my bank account. thought I had made a friend

>>75804867

i dont have a ds

>>75804819
>why do people americans have no culture?
Because America spread it's culture so throughly they don't recognize it as burger culture anymoew. They just wear blue jeans, eat pizza and listen to whatever Anglo pop is on top of the billboard without thinking about it.
>inb4 pizza is italian
not the stuff people eat outside Italy

>>75804884
wtf you must have a really easy password
still, I'm sorry that happened to you bro. did he take a lot?

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>he doesnt have a DS

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>>75804884
>trusting someone on 4chan
This better be a work of autistic fiction

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I want a Metal Gear Solid collection on current-gen and PC damn it

>>75804448
*dates his sister and plays hockey

how to make napalm out of Styrofoam?

>>75804908
It had my name in it unfortunately
thankfully my bank called me and locked my account after $450 worth of charges and withdrawals in an out of state location. Down in St Petersburg florida, where I have never even been. Such a shitty thing to do to someone desu

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>>75804700
no

>>75804953

why? 1, 2 & 3 emulate just fine

>>75804965
Seriously, damn
might be a retarded question, but theres no way for the authorities or your bank to catch that faggot?

>>75804974
4 and Peace Walker don't though
I want to play through the whole series on one console (without having to buy a PS3)

>>75804998

but 4 and PW are terrible games

and I mean terrible in the most literal sense

>>75804890
It's normalized, but even what's normal for us isn't what's normal for them. We export garbage because that's what normies respond to, McDonald's and trap music. So that's what people associate with American culture, because we make better garbage culture.

>>75804889
Why not? You don't have any games you want to play?

>>75804988
There are probably ways, but to my knowledge most cunts get away with it unless they do something stupid. My mom has had her credit card stolen 3 times in the past 4 years and never once did the so called culprit get caught.

Anyone else a loser who can't fit in anywhere?

wish my dog wasn't dead

>>75804448
hey brew, was aboot to shoot som darts if ya's willi nto join eh

>>75805028
well he sounds like a shitty person. Hes a nerd who steals identities off 4chan so he probably his like is probably shit
>>75805037
yup

>>75805056
>so he probably his like is probably shit
Sorry
So his life is probably shit*

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>>75805037
>>75805056
Go to a manlet country and be an obnoxious tourist

>>75805045
me 2 bud
rest in peace kujo

People like other people don't they?

Post reply only if you disagree and you are a person that doesn't like anyone else.

Hoping for no replies.

I think I fucked up the knuckle of my index finger

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>>75805011
4 is good gameplay-wise, just has too many cutscenes that run for too long
PW has pretty shit gameplay but I like the story, the setting, and the overall atmosphere is super comfy
Honestly wish they'd just do a Fox engine remake of PW though

>>75805161
ouch meng.

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>he goes to UW
why live

tfw no gf

Am I a fag if I go to the police for being in an abusive relationship? My ""girlfriend"" beat me because I was out with a female coworker tonight. Does it even count as domestic violence if a girl half my size slaps me around

>>75805174
Not a fag, no.

Don't get her in trouble if you can help it. Just tell the bitch she should stop.

>>75805174
The police will just laugh at you unless you are half dead

>>75805174
You won't get anywhere in life if you care more about what people think of you than how they treat you

>>75805174
get her in trouble

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>>75805167

4 is great if you love fucking around with gadgets, otherwise theres roughly 2 hours of actual gameplay. It absolutely destroys any semblance of continuity within the series, contradicts itself numerous times, and largely recycles a bunch of previous bosses from the series

The story is so infuriatingly stupid I get a bit angry just remembering it

>>75803177
Please end yourself, Firuz.

>>75805174
You need to leave her, anon. She has mental issues and it will only get worse.

>>75803361
He saved her life, that's the least he earned.
She should have sucked he dick, really.

>>75803440
Even our shitty mainstream press is better than yours, which isn't something to be proud of in all honesty. Our press is terrible.

>>75805174
Not worth it to get in a mess like that. Until you feel the urge to hit back, then I'd do it. Because if you hit her, you're goin to jail. there's no getting around it since that's how things work

new thread
>>75805220
>>75805220

>>75805228
kinda early...

>>75805226
I'm gonna break up with her anyway, but I'd never hit her. I'm a total pacifist. I never want to hurt anyone or anything

>>75805205
>theres roughly 2 hours of actual gameplay
Oh come on, that's not even remotely true. Even a speedrun of the game by professionals took an hour and a half minimum; MGS3 took roughly the same amount of time, by comparison

>>75805256
int bump limits should be 300

>>75805285
It should actually be 400-500 so there aren't so many general threads up at once tbqh