/brit/

corbyn

Who's your favourite musician

>>75800166
>he does the virgin sleep attire

corbyn

>15 posts early

stop that

corbyn

haven't worn underwear in nearly 2 years. my dick shows through my gym shorts and isn't particularly big but i just don't care

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*wees in your purple flurp*

>>75800195
Came about 15 minutes early in ya mum

>>75800189
Our Grimes

Bf fell asleep on Skype again x

going to attempt to make some late 90's electro lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHyM42LUUvA

something like that

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pengfield

>>75800214

where's he been? haven't seen him in a while

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>when a yank with a granddad of an african persuasion offers his opinions on supposedly british physiognomy and skin pigmentation

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the g

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>>75800091
>Wait, I thought she was Canadian

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>>75800090
Was Blaire born with a penis?

got a nice lie in tomorrow because i've finished all my sixth form course work xx

>>75800189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-PR68s-upg

always sleep totally naked unless im at somebody elses :) x

>>75800273
too scared of squashing the ol' bollocks for that

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are jez will ban anime and provide you with a state-assigned qt ethnic gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOh6vjKTqQs

howling at this
peak simpsons

>>75800189
Yo-Yo Ma

>>75800008
Me on Friday morning

>>75800284
How the fuck are pants going to stop you from squishing your balls?

>>75800285
shitposting runt

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That moment when you realize Purple Flurp was lean *ok emoji* *laughing tears emoji* Only real nibbas remember this show! #real #nibba #hours #whomst #up

>>75800284
not sure how on earth this would ever occur

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https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/734314803326517248

cat

Why do so many people use discord

>>75800263
ye lad

https://twitter.com/msblairewhite/status/751297024171995136?lang=en

>>75800289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXIkq63NhY

Where did it all go wrong

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>>75800189
These lads

>>75800289
I used to watch simpsons on channel 4 a lot, the episodes were old

tried watching a newer episode and it was just leftist bollox

>>75800334
when the good writers left or switched over to futurama
no series is ever good for more than 10 seasons

>>75800321
is a cute cat tbf
wont vote though

>>75800334
meme answer but it really was mike scully or whatever his name was

Smelo tovarishchi v nogu

>>75800309
go to bed theresa

the poo was in me
now the poo is on you
the only place the poo isn't
is in the fucking loo

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I find it quite bodacious how dibbly–dobblers go backward and forward when they do the owd rusty–thrusty.

>>75800377
bit speciesist

>>75800401
*loudly applauds*
ENCORE

>>75800000

>>75800401
howling
>>75800408
not sure it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4PEEUAvWtg

HAHAHAHA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSy8Tl2bjs

>>75800436
>actually shifting around in a jaguar

might vote labour just for this

>>75800436
HATE theresa but LOVE ruth

had a cheeky nap at 6pm hoping to wake up after 30 minutes but woke up at 10.30 and now I'm drinking shit loads of coffee and playing zelda

gonna go into work at 7am to get my hours up so I can do 10-4pm on friday

>>75800426
oops I did a pee
oops I did a wee
won't someone come
and lick it off of me

>>75800436
>campaigning in Scotland

mongoloid party

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75800449
ummmm calling for raids is a bannable offence sweetie xx

>>75800452

heheh trump has little hand heh...

why do ye olde yanks sound British?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jSqt39vFM

Leadsom would've pounded that runt Corbyn into a pulp
shows the tories right for not giving mummy the keys to the house

>>75800496
because it used to be a british colony you thick mong

*does the rebel yell*

>>75800496
REEEEEEEEEEEE
REEE REEE REEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEE

>>75800401
wow

why do people have their computer desks facing away from doors and windows? that makes me so paranoid.

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makes you think

YANKEES OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>>75800498
>le annoying stuck up upper middle class tory mum
struggle to think of a more dislikeable character desu

america used to be nice

soulless concrete walmart trayvon white trash shithole now

>>75800548
:-(

>>75800548
don't get radiohead

even their greatest hits are shite

>>75800548
I promise made me choke up today desu

>>75800553
they managed to give one the Tory leadership, apparently.

>>75800578
bends was alright

>>75800556
when was america nice

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>>75800548
chat shit about the 'ead again and see where it lands you sunshine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkMc5bvuyQ
>>75800526
GOOD post

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>>75800401

>>75800578
it's one of those bands that everyone pretends to like because they heard they were good

not seen a good hatpost in a while

>>75800602
when it was under british rule

>>75800548
radiohead fans are uninteresting

>>75800595
Kid A > OK computer > in rainbows = a moon shaped pool > amnesiac > HTTT > TKoL > bends > pablo honey

>>75800595
you would say that haha you big gay ahahaha

want to start a new thread edition but i can't be arsed waiting till this gets all the way to 300 posts just to start the new OP

i'll just make it tomorrow

>>75800581
bad bait

that song is trash

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anime

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*stares at you*

>>75800496
the good ol times

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>mfw white people still exist

>>75800621
all radiohead fans are copies of the same pale, loserly, youth. unaggressive hooligans.

>>75800623
incorrect, but i respect your opinion

Gallagher added that despite all of Yorke’s critical acclaim, he still feels like he is the more beloved songwriter. “Technically, there’s better songwriters than I am. Guardian writers will tell you that,” he added. “Have other people’s songs ever really touched a generation, though? Radiohead? When do people listen to them? Is it when they go out, or is it when they come in? Because I’m struggling to think.

“Look, as soon as Thom Yorke writes a song as good as fucking [Tommy James/Billy Idol song] ‘Mony Mony’, give us a fucking shout,” Gallagher continued.

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>there's a chance that jeremy corbyn could be our prime minister by tomorrow

fuck lads

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>>75800578
>>75800595
>>75800616
t.

>>75800619
*tips*

strongly considering filtering the American flag

>>75800678
The day when we can finally be free comes closer and closer

>>75800674
Asked by Esquire if he was “aware” of the hierarchy of UK bands, he replied: “I’m aware that Radiohead have never had a fucking bad review. I reckon if Thom Yorke fucking shit into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it’d probably get 9 out of 10 in fucking Mojo. I’m aware of that.”

>>75800685
you think i'm kidding pet?

>>75800604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bovRn0jiJDw
painful

>>75800623
really accurate
still, don't like radiohead that much

>>75800678
hope you're ready to have your nose rubbed in diversity

favourite bond theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXM4eIoPZUU

>>75800678
I don't mind too much

Britain will be a refugee camp but at least I'll see some benefits

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>>75800678

>>75800698
free from the capitalistic pigs grip, that is

in case youre wondering seppo/mi5 :-)

>>75800700
Me and my missus, we were at the Coachella festival a couple of years ago and Radiohead were headlining. We were like, ‘Right, let’s give them one more chance. Let’s go and see them.’ Beautiful, sunny night. We walked out through the crowd as they came on, and they were playing this post-techno: ‘de-de de de.’ We were a bit pissed. Fucking great. And then he started singing. No. Not for us. We’re party people.

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>>75800700
>I reckon if Thom Yorke fucking shit into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it’d probably get 9 out of 10 in fucking Mojo

>>75800496
what the utter fuck are they doing

>>75800686
who is the grandfather in question?

>>75800700
>I reckon if Thom Yorke fucking shit into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it’d probably get 9 out of 10 in fucking Mojo

based noel

>>75800729
Confederate "General" Julius Howell Recalls the 1860s - YouTube

>>75800667
this post... it would get a lot of points in reddit/donaldtrump/....

>>75800709
any brosnan man in

https://youtu.be/8C5NLfYdZaE

>>75800686
Fuck me

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Doing a pizza and wings in bed lads

>>75800737
>confederate general
FUCK ME

>>75800678
good

>>75800737
brutal

really wish black people were never brought to america

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>>75800709
The world is not enough.

yes, I am a fan of the 'bage.

>>75800714
I like your way of thinking

>Rural and suburban retards in England outweigh all of England's major cities, the entirety of Wales, and the entirety of Scotland
that's pretty funny

hair turns into an uncontrollable ugly birds nest after I wash it, wish I could stop this without using kilograms of gel/wax

>>75800756
eating pizza at the desk and rubbing my greasy paws all over the keyboard desu

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

>>75800702
explains why he's so arrogant, he thinks he's part of the jewish masterrace

NEED an anime gf

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Hey labour commies! Only 24 hours till your ass is handed to you!

>>75800728
It's a war cry, like the hakka
Back then there were thousands of soldiers line firing and bayonet charging on the battlefield
Imagine thousands of men all making those noises as you marched towards them

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>>75800779
>>75800744
bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBRXsAWBgFA

>>75800737
good revenge
all racists should meet the same fate

>>75800793
people who live in cities are degenerate scumbags

>>75800797
*does the virgin clap*

>>75800796
I've got a greasy phone desu

Conservatives are about to lose, but it's for the best really

>>75800810
TUNE

>>75800793
>rural
>retards

Only rich people live in the countryside

think i maybe giving up posting on 4chan

>>75800812
Sepp Goldenblatt

Long weekend soon lads

Would someone please post a very comfy pepe to express my feelings in regards to this statement

>>75800834
not in norfolk

My pc fan is so loud I hate it!

>>75800841
i've utterly given up on life so i have nothing better to do haha

>>75800859
and that new mohai motorway god its so long

Ah yes, all this time it turns out that all the rich people are actually rural.

The wool over my eyes has been pulled away!

why the fuck do girls call people theyve known for two weeks their best friends? their relationships must be so shallow.

would rather sit through a boiling australian summer than a mild australian winter desu

have an itchy arsepipe

sam hyde isn't funny at all

>>75800883
itchy bum here too

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>>75800878

>>75800883
>>75800900
either of you lads got the 'roids?

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>>75800851

>>75800878
don't know who this is beyond /pol/ liking him
maybe you should go there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j--us29sRQQ

tune (moth machine)

The next poster is
>>75800918

>>75800910
>expecting poll wanker not to post his shitty /pol/ memes

>>75800904
hopefully not x

>>75800797
*does nothing*

>>75800904
one of the main parts of STIs is the "sexual" part so no haha

>>75800918
ninja'd

lots of people here will be on rorkeicide watch tomorrow

>>75800918
consider the following >>75800944

>>75800918
VERY impressive
>>75800944
EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE WOW

>>75800737
Love the way he so naturally says "nigruh"

>>75800879
They are

standard 3 bedroom house in a village in the middle of nowhere will cost upwards of half a million

>>75800918
>>75800944
hmm

>>75800986
fuck off yank

>>75800944
Ah yes, but what about this fellow below me?
>>75800966

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>>75800918
>>75800944
not bad
now watch this
>>75800960

>>75800944
hmmm
>>75800966

>>75800941
hope May is sufficiently weakened by Corbyn so she stands down desu

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If Corbyn wins. Will UK leave the EU and join the United Federation of Planets?

If you do, Can we come as well?

>>75800970
(me)

>>75800981
janny doesn't like when you do that

>>75800965
>>75800962
>>75800961
>>75800985
Car crash in slow motion

>>75800990
good post

>>75800973
>aliens taking our bennies

fuck off

this post confirms a corbyn victory
>>75800999

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only about 10% of my assets are in a bank

>>75801000
OOOF

>>75801013
Don't care.

stop trying to do it leftypol

leave it to the professionals

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the lad that said politics was /brit/ at its worst was wrong

this is

The post two posts down from me is
>>75801022

Better wake up to a BNP landslide

>>75800935
hemorrhoids are bum grapes, you don't get them sexually lad you get them from straining on the loo

>>75801018
very impressive

>>75801018
impressive. this post is in /cum/ >>75801044

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>>75801018
>>75801022

>>75801018
>>75801022

>>75801018
>>75801022

>>75801021
one eye on the street one eye on the sheeds

>>75801018
Dang cool guy

getting on the s.s anne lads

*gives you hemorroids*
uh oh, shouldnt have touched buttholes :X

What's going on here

>>75801061
alri Ash

>>75801021
how's 2010?

>>75801085
this post is me

>>75801021
Nick (((Griffin)))

My third eye is now able to predict posts

I have achieved Becoming

>>75801099

how is the future lad?
>>75801120

Gimme a zip(post) code so I can find my polling place in the UK lads

would love to keep a yank in bondage

>>75801103
Corbyn won, it's alri

>>75801101
>that post
wew lad

>>75801120
corbyn will win

just imagine if I linked to myself getting dubs
>>75801122

it would be quite impressive, wouldn't it?

pretty good lad

>>75801103
rather not say

need a gf who is like me tortured and deranged and most importantly stupid enough to like me

>>75801143
Say it with me - MADAM PRIME MINISTER

lets try this again

how's the future lad?
>>75801162

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reading up on the Ukrainian Azov Battalion
bunch of turbororke mentalists
admire their discipline as soldiers though

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>>75801122

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what the fuck is wrong with tim?

bin this gimmick now

>>75801137
so basically any woman then

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>>75800189
best musician of all time right here
>>75800401
was about to leave the thread but then I read this beautiful post

janitor? never heard of him
>>75801162

the future's great, sweden. corbyn has won

>>75801122
Linking to yourself is old and stale now

The real trick is predicting when others will post

>>75801143
Sweden has a Muslim head of state

its alri

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>so basically any woman then

>>75801162

>>75801142
>>75801121
>>75801084
>one off every time

THIS is how it's done
>>75801177

>>75800965
>>75800966
PPPAAACCCIIIЯAA!

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890

alri Bob?
>>75801212

kek

>>75801199

>>75801184
josie

>>75801178
>state of you

>>75801210
no you stop it

>>75801193
aye

thinking about quitting /brit/ but first i want to see the rorke meltdown when corbyn becomes pm

>>75801218
is my future lover :3

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Acдфґгйклжщю
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>>75801215
isn't having a meltdown something done by liberal lefties

>>75801201
You're mistaken, good sirrah. I am Brian.

>>75801217
>>75801178
>>75801084
>>75801121
>>75801142
Is it impossible to self-reply or something?

>>75801241

You're a big guy >>75801312

>>75801236
only in public because lefties aren't the ones glued to their computers in their anime den all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyUCAvL6pDM

tune

Being a bit autistic in life can actually be quite helpful

>>75800674
does this guy just have a strange sense of humor, does he do it for publicity or is he really that in love with himself?
it's true that reddithead is a bit overrated though

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>sirrah

>>75801270
well that's good to know

trump will be impeached

>>758012782

>>75801270
prove it

>>75801277
Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea for me

for you

>>75801274
>reddithead
they were big before r*ddit even existed, wee one.

for whom?

For you >>75801259

>>75801299
if reddit existed when OK Computer came out the entire frontpage would've been just them

for me

>>75801333

for whomst'd've'll'n'nt

>>75801297
>>75801311
>>75801315
>>75801332
>>75801342
failures

Don't mind me, just posting the future new >>75801522

for three
>>7580153

>>75801344
all me and didn't even know we were trying to do something so no i'm not a failure

>>75800918
nice
>>75800944
very good
>>75801013
impressive
>>75801018
good job


all fuckups from this point on desu

>>75801344
all me
so's this btw >>75801377

>>75801332
>one off again
I give up lads
how has this happened

PLEASE GOD GIVE ME THE SELF QUOTE IM FUCKING TIRED BUT I CANT SLEEP UNTIL MY AUTISM IS PACIFIED

>>75801383

Dentist in 4 hours

Hopefully they don't ask what I've been up to over the past 6 months

>>75801274
he's not wrong, thom yorke is a ponce.

>>75801383
awesome, very nice

>>75801383
praise allah

>>75801288
farewell my friend

hmmm >>75799109

>>75801383
wtf i believe in God now

>>75801420
>>75801410
>>75801400
>>75801399

Sort of need to go to bed but still jilled off my fucking head

What you been up to boys

>>75801406
runt

Sharks in the parks

any linkin park man in

>>75801405
What is jilled?

I'm drinking a brewskie and watching the CNN

did some further reading on Azov Battalion

apparently it's funded by a Ukrainian Jewish oligarch? very weird. why would a Jew fund a neonazi organisation?

>>75801425
well done

cucc

>>75801435
this poster is gay haha

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Based Corbyn will win it for grime.

>>75801421
Jill=pill

Don't know what they call them in Yanksville
How's that going for you lad

>>75801420
more like linkin trips lmao >>75801444

just doing a linkin shark listen

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>>75801405

This is the biggest shitpost fest i've ever seen
Look at the state of this thread

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One last reminder before I go to kip

>>75801437
cute couple

>>75801442
Are you a London man?

It's ok desu the beer is nice and they're talking about the upcoming Comey testimony

>>75801444
just doing a linkin farts listen

>>75801459
*to vote ukip XD

>>75801454
it's british culture >>75801475

McDonalds for lunch

need to go safeguard my shechita (kind of sounds like shitta i think)

>>75801387
yeah what he said about Tom is true, but I'm wondering, does Gallagher really thinks he's that important or is he putting an act? he's just as mediocre if not more
>>75801454
love it

>>75801459
wtf this is unacceptable me and my alt right bros are gonna btfo corbyn

>>75801488
BIG WILLIES

>>75801499
>>75801499
>>75801499
>>75801499
>>75801499
>>75801499

>>75801506
>>75801506
>>75801506

>>75801505
>>75801505
>>75801505
new

>>75801512
>>75801518
>>75801521
Are we still future posting?

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>>75801512
>>75801518
>>75801521

>>75801512
>>75801518
>>75801521
>>75801544

>>75801486
>he's just as mediocre if not more

his lyrics are shit but nobody has written as many catchy anthems as him, oasis were the biggest uk band of the 90s

arrogant sure but everything he moans about is valid

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>>75801569
>oasis were the biggest uk band of the 90s
blur won in the UK
for fucks sake why cant we have chart battles of at least decent bands like you did

>>75801467
I am, but in Manchester for a /beep/ event

feel a bit ill