/brit/

>>75798746
mere hours until you lose

hate politics
love slags

simple as

>>75798669
he's a yank

THIS is eurotrash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcBtHdPSKk

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wish i was dead

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmUaBoEEz_g

alright lads time to come clean

I'm from leftypol discord and we have been doing raids on /brit/ during the last two weeks to try and turn this board back to the left again because we feel it has become very fascist and full of racism. People voting for labour is just a handy side effect.

m8 told me he's 20 grand in debt from gambling lmao what a mong

do i understand magnetic flux? no i fucking do not

might do something like the vengaboys street rave but in northern ireland with republican music and the irish flag painted on my vulnerable bollocks

Right

I've had it

I'm at the end of my tether

I'm off the deep end

I've lost my rocker

My nut has been well and truly done in

I've flipped my lid

I've blown a gasket

I've gone loco

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anime Anime ANIME

>>75798746
hello leftypol discord

>>75798796
>succ dem
no thanks :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dny4aRJIaac

rate my sajyan transformation

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if corbyn wins tomorrow what will happen to brexit

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>CORBYNS GONNA TURN THE UK INTO VENEZUELA AND SHIEEET SO VOTE TORY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oow_sYB7O2g

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hmm, says here corbyn has no chance of winnign

>>75798829
that's a boy

>>75798777
There are quite a few already mate

>>75798829
>>75798829
weebs who like this sort of anime are very, very sad

>>75798842
nothing, corbyn was a brexiter before may

>>75798842
well he won't win so who cares

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The gf

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is this porn

>>75798860
yet to see one that has normie appeal to be honest

>>75798842
Corbyn supports Brexit

BASH THE FASH LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkfD0WBHRc

A FINAL SOLUTION TO ALL NEW ARYANS
DEATH TO THE NAZIS AND KU KLUX KLAN
ANARCHY IN THE FATHERLAND

Just won the election

>>75798842
as things stand im not too worried about the outcome of brexit

if corbyn wins the outcome will be just as hellish as all the liberals have been making it out to be

too much of a spineless runtoid for this

if brexit wasn't happening I might actually vote labour

the right:
blues, whites, crowns, lions, eagles, swords, crosses

the left:
reds, fists, gears, hammers, roses, stars

what symbols represent the radical centre?

>>75798809
Go on...

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me

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>>75798857
fake news
>>75798861
why

>>75798894

fences

>>75798853
>most important election
>the two parties are controlled by the same people
who could bother

>hate brexit
>love corbyn
what do labourists mean by this?

HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
>HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
>HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
>HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE
HAPPENING IN HIGH WYCOMBE

CHECK BBC

>>75798882
What ones have you looked at
Cause I think of several that have more normie appeal than Molyneux

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136931

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136931

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136931

Non-intellectuals please do not vote in this thread.

>>75798909
You are lower than pavement tar

>>75798907
jonne

>>75798920
nothing happens in high wycombe

>>75798894
flame of democracy?

>>75798894
yellow

>>75798920
Another furniture shop closing?
sad to see what's happened to the high street

>>75798909
>why
it's boring shit. the story is boring vapid shit. you only have a fixation on the cult of character and this sort of "fandom" is also extremely feminine.

>>75798901
someone was discussing drinking culture at a young age across countrys in a thread

I simply chimed in and said that if we were comparing america/UK/ireland that from an american perspective you could lump UK and ireland together since we're so similar in that regard

banned for off topic many hours after the fact

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Imagine spending WEEKS of your life to come to a particular 4chan thread to try and sway the political opinions of like a couple dozen people whom you'll never even meet

>>75798909
>ywn rape Megu when after used up all her mana on explosions and is unable fight back or even resist in the slightest
3D life is SHIT

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wtf I love Trudeau now

>>75798922
>What ones have you looked at
libertarian socialist rants(autistic)
anarchist(autistic)
some finnish ML, can't remember the name(autistic)

Imagine spending WEEKS of your life being paranoid about people coming to a particular 4chan thread to try and sway the political opinions of like a couple dozen people whom they'll never even meet

>>75798909
aqua > megumin

ngl being apart of something that's bigger than you, whether that be the third reich, the caliphate, or the manifest dynasty, is QUITE intriguing

imagine knowing you're fighting for a cause that matters more than your life

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>yuroprugby.png
<:-D

oi u dropped ur gay card

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she dabb

>>75798996
>some finnish ML, can't remember the name(autistic)
finnish bolshevik

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>>75798894

>>75798988
saving this

>>75799005
Fuck off nazi
Fuck off rasheed
Fuck off yank

>>75798988
canada has been a centrist country for nearly all of it's existence

>>75799021
yeh also i meant bat'ko the manarchist for the second one

who would you say has normie appeal?

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anime

>>75798894
ironic answer: intelligence
unironic answer: intelligence

>>75798988
hhow the fuck could this ugly little worm produce justin trudeau

>>75798996
Owen Jones
Novara Media
Hbomberguy

>>75799044

Castro's his real dad

>>75799038
democraticsocialist01
mexie
eastern marxist

What's your favourite anime, lads?
Berserk desu. It was the first I watched and it's still my favourite.

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>>75799044
he didn't

if I was in a cage and I had to fight all the anime posters at once I would easily win

easily

>>75799085
girls und panzer
truly believe it's the only good anime ever created

what the fuck is "post-modern?" these meaningless philosophical terms to describe zeitgeist or whatever hold no bearing whatsoever. They're too prescriptive. There's hardly a clear line of causality between a few isolated artists and the entirety of a population.

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>>75799085
love girls und panzer desu

lads, those mentally ill people who eat shit for porn

how do they not die?

>>75799085
evangelion

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>what the fuck is "post-modern?" these meaningless philosophical terms to describe zeitgeist or whatever hold no bearing whatsoever. They're too prescriptive. There's hardly a clear line of causality between a few isolated artists and the entirety of a population.

>>75799085
never watched anime but i find the enthusiasm on here for it enduring and some of the pics are quite cute

>>75799085
Sailor moon

>>75799137
Nonce

>>75798894
"coexist" written in religious symbols
the brain
atomic structure

>>75799085
Sailor Moon

how do i have fun in morrowind? i can't help feeling its so boring. people say magic is overpowered eventually when magic at the beginning of the game at equal skill level to melee is utterly useless.

why has 90% of tom cruise movies been instant classics?

Did Alan stop by at all today? Need a word with nassim dehouche

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*makes anime illegal*

>>75799119
they probably make themselves vomit afterwards

human faeces contains a fair amount of anaerobic bacteria and you can get very ill if you ingest too much

funfact: you can actually predict the likelehood of illness based on the exact number of bacterial cells ingested i.e. we know the number of e.coli cells a person has to consume to get sick 50% of the time

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the bf

>>75799158
Good lad if a bit gay

>>75799159
Why the fuck are you playing Morrowind in 2017

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>75799089
sheed on the right

*hits the fifth plateau*
*explodes into orange tang*

>>75799160
tom hanks is more impressive

he made a film about being stuck in an airport a classic

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say it with me lads

lib

dem

surge

shall be voting the corbster tomorrow

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the bf

the subtitles are fucked on iPlayer reEEe

Where the fuck is Nassim Dehouche? Is he out fucking lady boy's again?

>>75799133
you fedora me when nothing is more dora than encountering some social thing you dont like and immediately blaming futurism or modernism. it makes no sense.

>>75799137
watch some, lad
some good entry level anime are:
Berserk
Cowboy Bebop
K-on!
Neon Genesis
Kill la kill
Akira (movie)

>>75799216

and on an island

Kek

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0556g79

cba voting lol

>>75799241
wrong
best anime is girls und panzer
all other anime is either
A) moeshit
B) edgyshit
C) old

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

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flip flappingu

flying to the united kingdom and stationing myself at the nearest polling station to give people the opportunity to crack open my bollocks as long as they vote for the liberal democrats

>>75799241
>K-on!
>Kill la kill
>Cowboy Bebop

ah yes 80/20 rule that's why you advocate shit. weebs will pretend they only like well known prestigious shows like evangelion when they get confronted for liking what is visibly bad.

>>75799259
Don't start on me you fucking black cunt

labours gonna win

miss montreal lads :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmd-POalpo

mexie could make it big if she was slightly hotter

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>>75799219

>>75799253
gup is moeshit you absolute weapon

>>75799274
montreal still exists you dolt a city can't just vanish

>>75799291
tanks balance it out

anime is alright
cowboy bebop
FMAB
akira
ghost in the shell
black butler

stuff like that

cute, waifu, bug eyed, peadophile anime that is prevalent here is absolutely irredeemable and the people who watch it need shooting

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Will be posting women.
There will be three women posted.
I want you all to rate them out of 10 and I will calculate an average.

The first FIVE responses will be counted and NO MORE.

Starting with #1.
Rate /10 lads.

>>75799292
yeah but i'm sad i had to leave :/

>>75799104
Hello I'm Greg Knight

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CNN: Russia is responsible for the Arabian spat.
>>75799161
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/Algerian/

Dropped another gurner lads

Absolute off my rocker here, bouncing off the walls

>>75799322
I'm glad.

>>75799317
0

>>75799317

7 (hard to tell, shitty angle)

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'e 'f

>>75799317
8

>>75799268
If you don't like them, i guess it sucks to be you

>>75799310
>cute, waifu, bug eyed, peadophile anime that is prevalent here is absolutely irredeemable and the people who watch it need shooting
simply this. if a show can't stand on its own without intentionally creating a fetishization of supernormal characters then its pure shit for literal retards and children.

>>75799317
8

>>75799326
Not clicking into this virus

>>75798929
slowly getting into arsemar la

>>75799337
yeah, YOUR vote will not be counted you FILTHY paki.

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*tells it like it is*

>>75799317
1

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VOTE NOW LADS

https://strawpoll.com/ry4r41y

https://strawpoll.com/ry4r41y

https://strawpoll.com/ry4r41y

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Next woman.
Out of 10 please lads.

New Zealand votes will not be counted.

>Brits call yokes "gurners" and "eccies"

Dumb Brit much stupid xD

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made my mum feel like shit because she got mad at me for not running her errands and i told her everytime i come downstairs in the morning rather than greeting me and having a chat about what our plans are for the day she'll order me to go do her biddings

feeling devlish and now she's making my favourite dessert as reconciliation

GAYaquil jaja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7ysX20dwLs
aaaaaaaaah yes, so-called "women"

>>75799393
9

>>75799317
8
>>75799393
6.5 not including the tits

>>75799385
CYMRU
Y
M
R
U

>>75799393

6

>>75799410
no no that's not how it works.
The tits are there.
you rate WITH the tits.

>>75799393
6 not including tits

>>75799394
only jocks

>>75799404
My mammy would have bate me with a wooden spoon for such a vile act, don't disrespect the woman who brought you into this world, erroneous beast

>>75799422
7 then, but only because I like tits

*orders a gf*
hold the tits

>>75799393
undefined without her physical presence

>>75799404
>made my mum feel like shit because she got mad at me for not running her errands and i told her everytime i come downstairs in the morning rather than greeting me and having a chat about what our plans are for the day she'll order me to go do her biddings
literally could not follow this ill structured sentence you cretin.

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Final girl lads.
I'll save the others for the next thread.
Don't want to steal all the (you)s.
I'm a socialist in that sense.

>>75799393
NO NECK
E
C
K/10

if neo-nazis support eugenics, shouldn't they admit that African-Americans are superior?

Think about it - they were selectively bred for generations, the weak died while the absolute creme of the crop survived

What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

i would definitely choose tits over the blonde girl

unquestionably

>>75799459
dumb elleposter

>Not including the tits

U lads bent or summit? Tits bump her up 2 points, making her an 8.5 at the very least

>>75799456
6

>>75799393
8 including chebs
5 not including

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>>75799385
why are the parties' colors all wrong?

>>75799456
you're just posting asmr creators aren't you

you fuck

>>75799439
irish subhuman
>>75799453
dumb yank subhuman

>>75799456
>>75799456
5

might push a 6 if she started looking after herself but she is entirely average

>>75799456

7, but only because I know who that is

>>75799456
MAN
A
N/10

>>75799394
call them "garys" where i'm from

>>75799492
>color

foy

>>75799494
Salutations negroid!

>>75799502
Term I'm familiar with, you from NI?

>>75799502
yes lad

>>75799493
HURR WHAT GAVE IT AWAY

I'm creating an excel spreadsheed of ASMR girls based on levels of qtness.

>>75799385

>no one voting tories

see leftypol? you can leave now

>>75799520
Liverpool, la'

>>75799494
I am a greek you boring french subhuman

anime I have watched
-Evangelion
-Initial D
-Kill la kill
quite liked them and would like to watch more please suggest
(note: will NOT watch overtly noncey 'nime or meme shite like tokyo ghoul or AoT)

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me and the gf

>>75799526
maybe do something marginally less useless with your autism

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>spreadsheed of ASMR girls based on levels of qtness

>>75799541
It's cuz scousers are Irish we share such a cultural mutuality :)) x

>>75799548
meguca

>>75799558
I'm not Algerian.
I'm white (Moroccan)

Lads why are so many ethnic anglos swarthy and beady eyed?

>>75799561
>cultural mutuality

thieving bin dippers?

>>75799548
>overtly noncey 'nime
>kill la kill

>>75799580
thats what the original brits looked like

>>75799548
Eva and Kill la Kill are clearly memed to fuck

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Rate me, don't hate me

>>75799580
Confirmation bias after too much /int/ browsing

>>75799548
"full metal alchemist: brotherhood" is widely regarded as one of, if not the best

very good for an anime noob too
great story, compelling characters, emotional rollercoaster and 10/10 OST

give it a go

>>75799558
lmao take a (you)

bane?

>>75799580
lilly allen can almost past for a maghrebi

another scouser here


I'm only 1/16th or one thirty-tooth irish though

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>>75799614

>>75798801
hello honorary yank

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>>75798746
Reminder that Corbyn is NAZBOL

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she looks a bit like cara
reckon i'd shag her then let her convince me to gas myself

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>>75799614

>>75799619
she is highly inbred

Business idea: don't join isis

>>75799548
Welcome to the NHK, but only if you're a virgin autistic shut-in with social anxiety

>>75799580

usual Welsh or Welsh ancestry

>>75799585
shh x
>>75799566
seems like a gimmick disregarded
>>75799594
I meant more of the shite that even normdrones are watching nowadays
yet to meet somebody thats watched NGE
>>75799597
>>75799658
might do this ty

>Durr looky me I'm professer dufus from the chons elite eugenics labs of kekistan and I proclaim native Britons are maghrebi!

Say it with me lads, shout it loud and proud:
SMELLY
dumb
YANKEE
Scum

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Bashar Al-Assad is unironically whiter than Oswald Mosley

>>75799580
jewish tainted blood

>>75799642
not a big fan of this post

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>>75799678

>>75799666
a further point on fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

make sure you watch brotherhood and not "full metal alchemist" as they're different and that ones not nearly as good

additonally it doesn't drag on too long and it has exactly zero filler, so it ends in a very satisfying way, excellent pacing throughout

>>75799666
no

>>75799664
this

t. beady eyed swarthy anglo with welsh ancestry

>rejected from call centre job

wasn't meant to be like this

Algerian:
>tfw the mother of the PA to the right, and his grand-mother on the left
Done without cheating
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:13:05 No..75784953 ViewReport
>>75784891
>How dare you respond to my posts
Like it ?
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:11:34 No..75784899 ViewReport
>>75784862
Oh yes fucking
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:06:34 No..75784714 ViewReport
>>75784671
Google the syndrome of the impostor and detends-toi, my boy
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:03:32 No..75784603 ViewReport
>>75784519
>>75784519
Aha believe it or not, I asked myself the question ago. Boubou is obvieusement american. Small heart is Russian.
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:01:15 No..75784532 ViewReport
>>75784445
No. Dbz, Gto, and the knights are non-ironically the only manga that I have watched in my life. Oh and Nicky Larson (also takes). All his works have shaped the man I've become. Without any irony.
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:58:42 No..75784441 ViewReport
>>75784365
Not all arabs, algerians. Because they are also enervés. Because the French have enervés for 132 years. And the turks before them. And the arabs before them. And the phoenicians, and the romans and all the others before.
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:56:24 No..75784367 ViewReport
I am non-ironically posed with the PA for 17 years and I stopped talking to all the other girls. There are still a few residual who contact me from time to time, but I made them kindly to understand that I am more célib.
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:54:22 No.75784297 ViewReport
>>75784255
>It is also GTO
And the knights of the zodiac, that goes without saying
Algerian Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:53:15 No..75784255 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>75784297
>>75784211
It is also GTO. You can have Sailor Moon and Ranma 1/2.

HATE tactical voters
HATE them

>>75799718
Mate....

I'll make mince out of your tender supple little boi poochy

>>75555555

Almost all my ancestry is British, but i've been told i look German quite a lot

*votes labour*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whlSPtRw_-E

Look like a swarthy Hasidic Jew and my siblings are all blonde with blue eyes. I'm the tallest and strongest though.

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>>75799707
will make sure ty x

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>>75798929
>Primrose
Kino
>>75799526
Why bother? The rest pale compared to are Nichole

>>75799720
read all of this

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>>75799720
A post pertaining to a man of Algerian origin, perhaps?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTzAtZF2oY

The weebs have ruined shoegaze now
is nothing sacred

>>75799808
alri jezza

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I'm here for my job interview

>>75799808
have you been posting this guy literally the entire day?

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>ASMR

do you ever just scroll through /brit/

>>75799829
Yes I'm a huge fan of Alan, love his narcissism and love bantering him into posting his mug and bulbous arms

>>75799832
>diver down.jpg

asmr dont work on me

are you supposed to wear headphones

why is hollywood pushing for nonceism?

>>75799826
TAKBIR!

>>75799853
it's placebo nonsense for weirdos

the gf
https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/675286354222256128

>>75799837
Yeah

>>75799853
Yes you tit
God fuck off
I'm going to town to enjoy the fresh air and an inexpensive meal

I think it's time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Okay
Three, two, one
Let's jam

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>“célib” can be interpretated both as “unmarried” and “celibate”
ALAN BTFO
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/celibe

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can't stop wanking

Imagine having a sugar momma who buys you nice shit in exchange for being her eye candy

Too bad im short and ugly hehehehe....

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homer is kill
dont do weed lads

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What was this guys effing problem?

>>75799781
looks like a man and does not have big tits

Whose your favourite incest porn mommy?
Good 'ol Mistress T for me

https://twitter.com/mindthet/status/861635540071927808
howling

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>>75799916
>Homer's mind on weed

scary

>>75799876
genuinely cute. ideal gf

>>75799933
Mallory sierra

>>75799897
dirty bugger

what do you order from dominos lads? i get a new yorker

its actually crazy how hard i can punch

>>75799933
larkin love

marathonning simpsons season 6 lads
crazy how good it used to be

having a glass of milk

Night lads, if you see Alan point him in the direction of this thread thanks
>>75786164
>>75786164
>>75786164

>>75799935
pretty accurate

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want to see an allan photoshop where he's really good looking

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wonder where shes from

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*krunks*

>>75800000

[sighs]
I really need to spice-up my life.
[adds chilies and black pepper]

life seems way more fun if you're a girl

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1496861541767.jpg

what is genuinely going on with his hair

>>75800041
looks like the dad from jimmy neutron

>>75799999
VERSCHWENDET

>>75800031
not keen on the regular fanny bleeding thing

>>75800008
Norwich
https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/833473569120215040

I've had diarrhea for about 5 days now. The fuck is wrong with me? I don't feel ill in any way.

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>>75799999

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watching the new blaire lads

NEED to suck >her off, NEED to i say

https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/872480364102549505

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mfw the pseudo dox of myself made it onto the faces on int thread

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>>75800058
>only reason phone is not always on silent is to use it as an alarm
right in the feels

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>>75799675
>Durr looky me I'm professer dufus from the chons elite eugenics labs of kekistan

>>75800058
awful

none me

>phone alarm doesn't work in silent mode
>sleeping with the blanket like that
>wearing socks to bed
>wearing anything other than underwear to bed
>not putting sheets and covers on

>>75800061
Men have invented medication to make this, and childbirth, a breeze.

>>75800100
You're not fooling anyone, josh

>>75800058
mattress is also directly on the floor without bed posts

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>>75799930
You're cruising for a brusing, sunshine

>>75800100
i posted it desu

>>75800065
british people dont look like that

>>75800091
ah yes divide and conquer

>>75800142
looks better in this one

>>75800115
>not sleeping in boxers and a t-shirt

absolute runt

Life was meant to be easy if you were fit to survive.

>>75800167
>>75800167
>>75800167
>>75800167
>>75800167

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>>75800152
dynamic programming algorithms, perhaps?