This triggers the rasheed edition
>>75553638
here we go anotheer thread
gf
Need a bf desu
2015 2: Theresa Boogaloo
imagine being this much of a leftie runt
>>75553695
me too
>>75553638
but middle easterners/south asians can drink milk
*ssssnnniiifffffff*
Need a British passport desu
>>75553699
realistic desu
Gran just sent me this
>>75553716
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>>75553721
sure you do, ahmed
>I'M VOTIN TORIE BECAUSE IM BLOODY SILLY I AM
>>75553638
fat cunt
Why yes I do enjoy I nice glass of red milk
>>75553728
fucking wew
ariana is going to be covering this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY
anime
>>75553652
What Oxbridge college are you at?
>>75553699
If only she had half the charisma BIG dave had. Then the terrorist sympathizer wouldn't be gaining in the polls.
Any normies on here with Tinder want to give me some tips on when I should ask for a number/set up a time and date?
I get quite a lot of matches as I have quite a few photogenic pics but my chat just meanders into small talk
>>75553728
used to have the most visceral wanks with my gfs worn panties on my head.
i felt as though i were impregnating her right there and then, as i breathed in her pheromones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJRjABrZLg
tune (RIP MARCUS)
guffawing at how fast /brit/ changed from tory to labor over these past few weeks
>>75553799
choon
>>75553799
NO FUCKING WAY THIS HAS TO BE FAKE
Don't hate immigrants bit 22 is a small price to pay for diversity? wtf
>>75553850
magdalen
drinking pic rel, jolly good it is too
>>75553764
eh?
I'm just stating the facts here
no need to get angry and start yelling names at me
I just realised the government is better at providing goods and services than private companies because they don't have to worry about going out of business.
>>75553885
*dips my bollocks in your glass while you aren't looking*
Well done arrogant students, well done. Labour is at an all time high in popularity with the youths.
HOWEVER
you underestimated the sheer power of middle class Brexit-loving grannies
>>75553875
the fact you would even contemplate that being real shows you're a brainlet
>>75553912
genius right here
>>75553912
>don't have to worry about going out of business
>better at providing goods and services
Hmmmmmm
Well lads?
>>75553943
rude sweetie x
>>75553875
How do you manage to dress yourself in the mornings?
>>75553956
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_good
The cougar, also known as the mountain lion, is a large felid native to the Americas.\
Cougars are slender and agile members of the cat family.
The cougar is an ambush predator and pursues a wide variety of prey.
Despite its size, it is not typically classified among the "big cats", as it cannot roar.
Female cougars are fiercely protective of their cubs.
It is reclusive and mostly avoids people.
>>75553909
t. abu mohammed hajj habeeb rasheed al-salih (lactose intolerant)
>>75553956
>>75553950
NHS says HELLO
>>75553969
(You) for posting it
>>75553999
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Externality
get suicidal every time I get tired
off to bed now, hopefully I won't wake up tomorrow
>>75553912
I think you mean running out of other peoples money to spend
going to filter "sweetie" and "sweaty"
hmmm
>>75553995
no
I'm white, I have a british name and I can drink milk just fine
gosh you mongs sure like to squabble for no good reason
>>75553850
After GCSE I was still 15 so was forced to stay in school for another year. I did NVQ and then went to tech where I got triple Distinction*, which allowed me to enter uni.
Basically when I moved to the UK I was put year ahead by an accident, and this saved my life in the long run.
Too smart to vote
>>75553628 →
What does "putting up with us" means ?
>>75553638
milk is a huge part of the middle eastern diet you mong
>>75553969
>starts indicating as he turns
aaaah yes
Cabbies are, by and large, cunts.
>>75554061
tolerating
>>75553956
could say the same about the bank(ers and bonuses)s that the government kept afloat after they fucked up the entire economy.
can't contemplate why someone who earns less than £100k a year would vote Conservative just am not able to think up a reason unable to decipher this puzzle fail to pluck an explanation from thin air my mind is blank I'm writing the essay but no words are coming out searching this in google but it's not providing any answers tried asking them but I'm none the wiser I've dreamt about it really lucid dreams where I've delved into the deepest parts of my unconscious but nothing
>>75553764
lieral unironic paki here, I drink a glass of milk most nights
>>75553969
he didn't have his boinkers on
>>75554038
Hmmmmmmmm
>>75554061
les supporter
>>75554109
bit too many white names for my liking
>Trump withdrawing US from Paris climate agreement
wew lads, lol, lefties won't like this one
>>75554059
too lazy more like
if you don't rate any then spoil your ballot with something funny and post a picture on /brit/
>>75553999
Literally the 3rd most inefficient system in the OECD, page 6: http://www.oecd.org/eco/growth/46508904.pdf
>>75554109
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>75554109
>hillgay
bit gay senpai
>The Economist has endorsed the Liberal Democrats
fucking remoaners
>>75554109
>Surrey
Don't even bother
>>75554109
Well? What you waiting for lad?
It's a pity it's impossible to hold a beauty contest among the angels because than you would have won.
>>75554180
good lads
knew they couldn't support therorkesa mayhem
>>75553870
I haven't been on /brit/ for a few weeks. What's happened?
>>75554166
W A H E Y !
>>75554166
anyone voting tories, labour, ukip, snp, or libdems is a fucking idiot.
enjoy continuation of same shit different day
>>75554154
>lefties won't like this one
anyone with a brain won't like this one
FUCK THE CLIMATE
*farts*
YEAAAA
*sharts*
WOOOO
*poos*
>>75554213
>Therorkesa Mayhem
giggled
>>75554219
sheed
i could lift up your sound with one shell to your speakers
you don't want it when it's boy better know speak up
>>75554156
what would happen if they caught you taking a picture in the voting booth?
>>75554219
good lad xx
>>75554245
Hot
>>75554215
>therorkesa mayhem
>>75554219
good lad
>>75554216
may is going after the internet
>>75554219
so inspiring
The grizzly bear is a large subspecies of brown bear inhabiting North America.
Grizzlies are normally solitary, but grizzlies gather around streams, lakes, rivers, and ponds during the salmon spawn.
Grizzlies are considered aggressive. Mothers defending cubs are the most prone to attacking, and are responsible for 70% of humans killed by grizzlies.
Most grizzly bear attacks result from a bear that has been surprised at very close range.
>>75554219
>English poster
>>75554300
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>>75554220
let me have my illusion of choice damnit!
>>75554273
dunno but it's easy to do, just go to the furthest booth out of view
>>75554219
yes lad
jesus btfo
>>75554338
>Communist
the fuck. In my country it is literally illegal to even display that symbol.
I didn't even know there was such party in the UK
>>75554338
you have an actual communist party? wew
>>75554320
not a normie
>>75554338
>literal communist on the ballot
how the fuck did that happen
>>75554219
*doxxxes you*
(to the nearest 65'000)
disturbing correlation of pro-labour posts with gay and feminine post habits
>>75554241
it's a meme treaty which would have solved nothing and cost us billions
fuck it
do i vote labour and help hasten britain's decline
or do i vote tory and help britain decline at a steady pace
hmm
>>75554219
based
will be doing the same
>>75554313
why would anyone surprise a bear at close range.
>>75553862
sounds hot
what did they smell like
>>75554338
>tfw a few weeks ago the Tories were winning a historic landslide and even won in Tees Valley
>>75554398
you are the definition of a normie
>>75554219
>postal vote
you won't be 'waheying' when she takes away your disability benefits
>>75554436
smelt of fanny.
smelled good 2bh. like that smell.
>>75554338
>Communist
wait what
>>75554338
Take your willy out too
>>75554443
not really though
>>75554395
you have to go back
>>75554396
>>75554395
every western country probably has a communist party. those were mayoral candidates so it wasn't as hard to get on the ballot
>>75554338
>not voting communist
>>75554411
ah yes another /pol/ user believing everything trump says, impressive.
>>75554488
you have to go back to leftypol
The porcupine is a large rodent in the New World.
An adult porcupine has about 30,000 quills that cover all of its body.
Porcupines are nearsighted and slow-moving.
Porcupines fall out of trees fairly often because they are highly tempted by the tender buds and twigs at the ends of the branches.
>>75554458
and what does fanny smell like?
>>75554500
don't trust your judgement on what a normie is iah
>>75554522
>says the yank
>>75554219
Good lad
>>75554519
I don't recall trump saying "it's a meme treaty which would have solved nothing and cost us billions"
>>75554541
sweat
>>75554510
apparently ours is really autistic, they're maoist or something so they don't stand for elections
>>75554541
>lick the back of your hand
>wait 15-20 seconds
>take a big whiff
>>75554560
>has sex regularly
>uses dating apps
>has a full time job
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>>75554338
what would they do if you drew a willy in the box
>>75554536
>Porcupines are the third-largest of the rodents, behind the capybara and the beaver>>75554619
>01
seem to attract the attention of flat blonde girls lads
>>75554219
MAD
MAN
drumpf is illiterate
>>75554599
>Maoist
>in the first world
wew
>>75554536
>porcupine
>>75554541
pretty life affirming.
when it hits your smell receptors you know you've fulfilled your biological purpose.
Answer >>75553861 pls
>>75554541
Inevitably piss and sweat but it's not unpleasant unless she's a pig that hasn't showered that day
>>75554519
ignoring the details i don't think many would disagree when i say it was politial virtue signalling and would have accomplished nothing
>working class people voting for tories against their economic interests
>middle class people voting labour against their economic interest
strange world
>>75554619
>have sex occasionally
>use dating apps without success
and it's not normie to have a job
>>75554620
they'd only allow it if it fitted in the dimensions of the box
can we please put politics on hold later tonight for some real feels hours
please
>>75554678
i would disagree
meet me round the back of asda in 32 minutes, quare
>>75554686
Its both in their intrest to vote for labour they are only increasing tax on the 5%
>>75554692
>have sex occasionally
>use dating apps
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Were there any non-Muslims doctors and nurses treating the injured in last week's MEN Arena bombing?
>>75554698
Every hour is feels o'clock
>>75553861
go for it within the 1st/2nd text conversation
little bit of report going, seems keen, "hey you wanna get a drink after work or sth", "cool let me have your whatsapp"
>>75554686
the electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>75554733
nope they were all muslims :)
really makes those dumb racists think huh
>>75554733
>MENA
>>75554686
Voting Tory is only in the interests of the upper and upper-middle classes.
Middle would fare better under Labour, no memey.
>>75554692
>>have sex occasionally
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>>75554686
almost like most people are fucking retarded huh
>>75554733
No. The Muslim ones knew about it in advance, so they were there waiting to be the heroes first on the scene
>>75554698
no way did schopenhaur actually say that
I have two main recurring dreams:
1) One where I'm late for something and panicking
2) One where I can easily suck my own cock
What does it mean?
having a think back to the time I thought I had a gf in the bag
>>75554395
>>75554396
>>75554400
>>75554464
Pic related was his pages in the book that had everyone's basic manifesto
>>75554686
It's all about pakis.
>>75554793
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>>75554789
>he does the virgin dreams
>>75554692
oh fuck off just fuck off
>>75554730
>>75554769
just get sucked off by lads occasionally and feel really upset afterwards
>>75554686
They're both voting for social reasons? Not everyone cares about numbers on a screen
>>75554781
he did
>>75554867
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>>75554789
have dreams like this.
always have te late for something or in an exam where i don't know the answers dreams
>>75554802
>won't actually establish socialism
Ah yes """marxist""" """leninists"""
>>75554789
You need to suck your own cock before it is too late because you have aged and are not as flexible
Rorkes on the ropes
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/muslims-manchester-campaign-raises-over-13113670
>>75554876
not a normie
>>75554867
>votes labour
>is gay
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>>75554789
often have dreams exactly like those
>>75554871
There should be two votes one for social issues and one for economics, we'd be super nationalistic socially and a socialist economically.
It would be great.
>>75554930
see >>75554692 then neck yourself normie runt
>>75554338
Rorke
>>75554102
bet you post pro corbn stuff all the time and calle veryone a rorke. i always imagine those posters to be pakis
>>75554902
what are they even going to do with all this money? they've raised too much at this point
Skunks are New World mammals known for their ability to spray a liquid with a strong unpleasant smell.
Skunks are notorious for their anal scent glands, which they can use as a defensive weapon.
Skunks are reluctant to use this weapon, as they require some ten days to produce another supply.
It's black and white fur is a warning coloration
Their chemical defense is effective, as illustrated by this extract from Charles Darwin's Voyage of the Beagle:
>Conscious of its power, it roams by day about the open plain, and fears neither dog nor man. Certain it is, that every animal most willingly makes room for it. Whatever is once polluted by it, is for ever useless.
In 1634, a skunk was described in the Jesuit Relations:
>The other is a low animal, about the size of a little dog or cat. I mention it here, not on account of its excellence, but to make of it a symbol of sin. It has black fur, quite beautiful and shining. At the first glance, you would say, especially when it walks, that it ought to be called Jupiter's little dog. But it is so stinking, and casts so foul an odor, that it is unworthy of being called the dog of Pluto. No sewer ever smelled so bad. I would not have believed it if I had not smelled it myself.
>>75554674
sounds nice
>>75554902
Can non-Muslims donate to this fund?
This will be my first time voting lads haha
walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
>>75554961
i'm not a normie though
>>75554802
I unironically made a better poster as a prank earlier this year
Graham had better step his fucking game up
>>75554955
National socialism, look it up.
Got the incense and yankee candle going x
>>75554975
"It's for the victims" i.e. it goes straight to the council, whereupon they will immediately spend it on making a copper statue of Noel Gallagher crying in the town centre, costing £2 million
>>75555005
t. turbonormie in denial
>>75554747
Are people really that willing to give out numbers? The first message I send is something related to their bio, should I just ask for a number afterwards?
>>75554972
I voted for the candidate not the party, I'll be voting for labour next week
Might give this a cheeky buy
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43969646#d0VpcAVwloTldpKv.97
>press choose file
>drag file accidentally onto the tab that 4chan is open on
>close the choose file box
>browser crashes
ah yes the so-called glitch
>>75554991
Rorke
>>75555012
Start a communist party the ones here are dire
t.commie
>>75554902
Only £26k?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/25/manchester-bombing-appeals-victims-families-justgiving
>>75554901
I am already too old and inflexible, I could suck my cock when I was about 17, could get about half my glans in my mouth
Came in my mouth loads of times but never swallowed
>>75555005
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>>75555035
not a turbonormie desu
>>75555072
fuck off leftypol
>>75555091
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>>75554974
kek i do post rorke a fair bit but i'm voting conservative 2bh
dont like corbyn he's a literal commie
>this kong's one hell of a guy
what did nintendo mean by this?
exam yesterday was really difficult
another one on monday
then on wednesday
>>75554902
>raised 1yr of median salary
fucking lmao
>>75555072
thank you babe but im not really a commie its just a meme
i dont really know what i believe
>>75555064
Paki.
>>75555086
>Came in my mouth loads of times but never swallowed
Good other wise it would be weird
>>75555036
Not like straight after but there's no point carrying on the conversation on tinder for ages
If she seems interested then just go ahead and try to close
>>75555050
good lad
do like John Lewis
>>75555106
not a normie
>>75554975
Build a giant statue of Ariana slut dropping in front of the muslim surgeons who saved lives
vode corbin
>Start a communist party the ones here are dire
>t.commie
which one are you, /brit/?
>tfw 5'2 and built like a cornish astronomer
>>75555012
>better poster
>over 1000 words on it
wouldnt (and didnt) read a word
>>75555052
stay out of my home town runtoid
trump has doomed us all
>>75555166
dark blue
>>75555141
I'll try. It's annoying when I ask open-ended questions and they just reply in a closed way...
>>75555165
>breakfast club post
love that film
ahh yes 10 oclock bed time courtesy of a commute to work
i definitely feel satisfied with the 4 hours of free time i had this evening.
>>75555103
Nah you can fuck off Yank we don't want you shitting up brit
>>75555128
x
this is a good read
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/wage-labour/
>>75555166
probably yellow. I enjoy canoeing and water skiing
so fucking horny recently
>>75555202
Most attractive (8+/10) girls have loads of guys writing them
>>75554678
ah yes i'm sure you're more knowledgeable than billionaires, corporations, and countries.
>>75555166
yellow
love the way girls pee
everybody SHUT UP
let's just kill all the poor
half of all time should be free time
4 day working week now
>>75555166
grey
>>75555215
just sleep less
realistically you only need 5-6 hours
Business Idea: We strike against the wageslavers tomorrow
General Election Party poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226
>>75555555 GET APPROACHING
LEFTYPOL VS RORKE
THE WINNER IS THE RULING PARTY OF /brit/
Holy shit
I've been offered a job with the government communications fast stream
What do I do now
>>75555555
>>75555555
>>75555555
NEEDS to be a brit get lads
need a 25% south east asian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av62WvnI6zk
>>75555166
my fav hankerchief/bandana thing is yellow blue and red
but im not into fisting
>>75555254
leftypol show
>>75555220
fuck off leftypol
>>75555292
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blow jobs
>>75555241
Yeah. I was guessing also that a lot of girls just like to be chased when they're bored
I guess I'll take your advice and start asking for numbers after a few messages.
What sort of stuff do you find works by the way? I only joined the app recently
>people still believe in the labour theory of value in 2017
creasing
can always tell when leftypol are online because the amount of reddit spacing quadruples
>>75555292
Decline it you retard
The raccoon is a medium-sized mammal native to North America.
Raccoons are noted for their intelligence, sly nature, face mask, and striped-tail.
Raccoons were able to open 11 of 13 complex locks in fewer than 10 tries and had no problems repeating the action when the locks were rearranged or turned upside down.
They then often pick up the food item with their front paws to examine it and rub the item.
The raccoon has been able to use urban areas as a habitat.
>>75555294
/brit/ only gets the really incredible ones
these ones are below us
Live in a Labour seat with a big majority and a minor chance of a swing to Lib Dem
Might just not vote
Business idea: milk myself for precum and sell it to gay lads as lube
>>75555353
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hope i don't miss the get getting got
>>75555359
Thinking of accepting desu
Thought I fucked it
>>75555376
vote for R Tim
>>75555354
You don't even understand it lad
It's coming lads
>>75555363
First time I saw one was in central park, it was the size of a fucking dog, horrible things
>>75555406
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Ah yes everyone holding off their posts now to get their get
>>75555427
Neither did Marx, fucker couldn't even solve the transformation problem
keep posting otherwise we don't know where we're at
i'm going to get the digits and dedicate them to /brit/
i'm going for 'poo'
Karl Marx is based
haven't been taking part in any of the threads tonight, because i don't like any of you
simple as
>>75555510
spoiler this hog
I CLAIM THIS GET FOR JEZZA 'SILVER FOX' CORBYN
NO SCRIPTS AND NO SKILL BUT MY SPIRIT WILL CARRY ME THROUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the big numbers for Timothy James Farron of the Liberal Democrats party
>>75555555
*walks towards 10 downing street*
Victory is mine.
all the fives for /brit/ and leftypol
vote for slags not for money
RED SURGE
>dude just be urself
... get selfie ... 1 June 2017 ...
If got corbyn surge confirmed
anime
>>75555166
light blue
poo
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>75555353
Invite to a nice hipstery bar, drink 2-3 beers and have a chat
rosy for pm
>>75555555
utter waste
>>75555555
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75555555
WE DID IT LADS!
>>75555555
now THIS i can get behind
>>75555555
W A S T E D
>>75555555
>3dpd
>>75555376
Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law.
>>75555555
... swipe down ...
>>75555555
fuck off
>>75555555
leftypol btfo by glorious slagposting
>>75555555
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
>>75555555
profound
>>75555555
kill yourself
>>75555555
SLAGS WIN
>>75555274
feel shite in the morning if i dont get 8 hours.
also i read it decays your brain if you get less than 8 hours.
>>75555555
My gf in the pic.
>>75555555
cool digits
WE GOT IT BOYYYSYSSSS
>>75555555
>>75555555
>>75555555
BRIT WINS AGAIN
>>75555555
rubbish
le 75555555 jaja
>>75555555
WAHEY
FOREIGNERS OUT
>>75555547
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*
yaaaaaaaaas
>>75555663
ANOTHER GET
may: slags? no way!
jezza (our guy): slagposted is not only allowed, but encouraged
>>75555555
I'll be damned
someone make a new
COMMIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
SLAGS WIN
SLAGS WIN
SLAGS WIN
SLAGS WIN
thank god it's near the end of the thread so we're not stuck with all these autistic JFs
>>75555555
such a waste
>>75555514
>>75555530
>>75555536
>>75555547
>>75555551
>>75555559
>>75555568
howling at leftypol failures
>>75555448
Stop being rude about my achievements
LEFTYPOL IS FINISHED
>>75555704
My get may be a failure but your life is one also :^)
>>75555705
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RORKE BTFO
>>75555555
wew
>>75555555
>>75555555
DIE! DIE! DIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
General Election 2017 exit poll right here lads
>>75555555
Plork
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE GETS
BRITAIN NEVER EVER WILL BE SLAVES
>>75555785
its still page 3 you fuckwit
>>75555732
Rorke didn't win either and rorke hates degenerate slags
>>75555222
I like the wholesomeness of this post.
>>75555555
Slags lads
>>75555817
350 posts you fuckwit, reached the bump limit
>>75555555
>>75555817
ummmm sweetie the janitor has no jurisdiction in these threads x
>>75555851
And? You still have 7 pages before getting deleted.
Fucking newshits
>>75555896
archived*
>>75555896
ur the nu one we always do this
>>75555562
I startling prophetic glimpse into my future.
>>75555555
approved
>>75555925
Kill yourself, cancer.
>>75555975
right after you sweaty x
>>75556025
Faggot.
>>75555555
GET speaks the truth
>>75553701
sauce?
>>75556073
;3 x
>>75555555
Why is it always the brits who got the nice numbers?
Depressing
>>75555181
It IS a better design
>>75555555
Ye boi
>>75556799
If you want your design to be comparable you should keep the same content.
>>75555555
screencap etc