/brit/

corbyn

>>75797086
elekshun viktory

voting corbs

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post the pepe that best sums up your feelings right now

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i hate living and want to die lads hahaha

Energy drinks are the nectar of runts

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>>75797066

doing the virgin chad

Hi sorry someone replied to me but could they possibly do so again and clarify when results are announced? Cheers

>>75797101
same

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the queen is dead

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*exposes my belly*

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got angry and shouted at my mum earlier
want to kill mywself now desu

>>75797133
serves her right for trying to kill are tights

hope we can do a comfy allnighter tomorrow lads

very worried that the thread will be dire like in recent days

>>75796998
https://everydaysexism.com/
https://twitter.com/everydaysexism
remember her?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Criado-Perez

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>>75797099

convinced some nonce here that you don't have to follow the law if you don't pay tax, and that the accused get to preference their jury in terms of demographics

if corbyn wins i will shitpost so hard

>>75797140
*steps forcefully down*

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my favorite street fighter character

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>>75797099

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>>75797141
do it to get back at her for forcing you to scream at her, then feeling guilty as a consequence of this.

business idea: posthumous execution of the muslim terrorists and display their heads on spikes as a warning to others

also dig up cromwell's head and stick it back up on a spike too

>>75797184
*likes this post*

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>>75797185
fuck off

>>75797116
>banned for life from Twitch

F

>>75797133
i'd let cara discover my cave

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>>75797099

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wew

the alt-right is a petit bourgeois movement comprised of well off elitist men, like all fascist movements

>>75797202
>Hate special needs

but why

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>>75797099

>>75797224
yeah that was bullshit, I still watch him on youtube occasionally now.

>>75797265
wahey bender

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>>75797099

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moralfags

>>75797218
Could heem this catlet fatty with my hands tied behind my back

literally nobody gives a shit about british politics, even the french election had a bigger impact on foreign media

Hello lads.

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>>75797251

>>75797244
>woes (angry fat virg) kills cara (beauty)
pottery

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>>75797278

it's so sad, he's got to get a gook

>>75797295
first time I've seen a british flag in /brit/ in a long time

>>75797295
alri paki bastard

when i was younger i didnt ever think world war 3 would happen in my life time, now it looks 50/50 to happen 2bh

>>75797300
>gif
fuck off

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very slow right now

>>75797285
>tim
>her
is are timothy actually are timeena?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136680
http://www.strawpoll.me/13136680
http://www.strawpoll.me/13136680
http://www.strawpoll.me/13136680
http://www.strawpoll.me/13136680

>>75797317
>>75797321

*decks you*

Alri nonces.

>>75797353
pack of green riz please m8

>>75797353
paki

>>75797285
janny messing tim about
>>75797337
>tim screams for help
COOOOOOOUNTRY ROOOOOOOOADS TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

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it's over anakin, janny has the high ground

>>75797338
whoops hehe

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These people have just moved in next door to you

>>75797346
just get an anime pillow gf you retard

problem solved

Thinking about ants

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>>75797374
>>75797376

Smoke this.

>>75797396
*moves*

>>75797394
love aisha

>>75797396
not entirely sure the ginger one isnt coppercab
could heem them all into the north sea regardless

>>75797402
do you like video games about ants?

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turbororkes turbokilled

>>75797398
don't really see the appeal to be honest

>>75797396
*invites them round for a barbeque*

>>75797396

*knocks door*

Hello, do you want to talk about God? :)

>>75797426
forgot about the tranny thing

still genuinely no idea if he's a character or not

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BHAALSPAWN

coul heem the entire country of pakistan ngl

>>75797396
hmmmmm i think i would become friends with these lot

just ugly and socially outcast to be my friend

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oh shit

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>>75797353
post pics of the hottest pakistani bitch you know irl

retard pepe is a cute

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http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/news/politics/first-ever-transgender-candidate-stands-for-melton-mp-seat-1-7963636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lsAMcP14m0

>>75797473
TIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75797466
normie problems ssmmmhhh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>75797504
our girl

>>75797528
>girl

>>75797428
Prefer not to say

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>pooville

>>75797554
fuck off

>>75797522
add rosy next time
add mummy may
add corbyn
add are nige
add are NHS
add harold shipman
add pints

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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496861141191.webm

>>75797251
hello leftypol discord

Who are you lads voting for today?

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will be needing this

>>75797568
>aisha first
>corbyn last
don't know what to fink

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>>75797487

>>75797577
Ant

thinking about letting my gf cuck me desu

>>75797579
>add rosy next time
>add mummy may
>add corbyn
>add are nige
did all that

might do the others next time

>>75797582
sounds like a dragon in games of throne

>>75797590
labour probably

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>>75797522
/our girl/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DSRuBZa2k

thinking about fucking the yank's gf.

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>>75797487

>>75797607
so hot

please let me watch irl, i get off on cucks being cucked

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Gf just postal voted me this

Tim moves in next door.
How do you cope?

>Get up at 6:30am to start the day early.
>End up leaving the apartment for work at 10am.
Ahhhhhhh

>>75797582
sounds like a wookie

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>hello leftypol discord

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two lovers entwined passed me by
and heaven knows im miserable now

>>75797637
>>75797607
ok we all gotta help set this up

>>75797071
Corbyn is based as fuck.

>>75797504
how long until the speaker calls him a bloke

>>75797663
Call the police every single night until he's sectioned

>>75797663
with violent action

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>>75797632
>tomsize remix

>>75797396
*prepares anus*

Also what main political party should I vote for and why? I need pros and cons.
FYI my circumstances :- poor but employed...

did the mew glitch in Yellow lads
not sure if i should use it since it'll make the games a bit easy haha x

>>75797682
am I
still ill?

mates aren't happy with me wanting to vote tory

THEY TOOK ER JERBS

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>>75797202
>can't even spell foreigners correctly

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>>75797099
Me on the left

>>75797663
get him a hooker and problem solved. he just needs to jizz in some girl and all of his autism will pour out of his spirit

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the first listen of the day

>>75797254
just dont like em simple as

>>75797714
whichever party hates jihadists more

Feet.
Opinions on female feet?

color
valor
honor

love pints
HATE tall pint glasses

>>75797396
Would goad them into beating me up so they get arrested haha obviously if theyre using bats id fight back in kind and batter them to zaire and back

>>75797786
alri pakilad

you sir, are a massive cockwomble

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>>75797738
why would they care

they don't even internet

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>>75797783
like em

>>75797817

Center :)

need right-wing mates

>>75797803
Struggle to see over it or what?

Hate pints
Love Long pint glasses

>>75797840
me

i have 2000 points in reddit/donaldtrump/

need mates

>>75797858
Haha lol :^)

>>75797832
Veeeeeery nice

>>75797823
Surveillance isnt their only policy you thick ignorant yank slime

going to miss /brit/ desu
/cum/ won't be a reasonable substitute when maniac may deleted /brit/

>>75797663
Start messing with him and keep a close eye on his videos to see the effects (and find more things to use)
It would start off subtle at first, but gradually evolve into an enthralling saga with high speed car chases, terror conspiracies and Transnistrian spies

>>75797893
Corbyn is about hand May the ass-whooping of a lifetime mate

miss the 2006 days when a video with 1m views was known by the entire Internet

Who is /brit/ voting for tomorrow?
>inb4 underage posters

>unironically voting labour

>tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v73O_IpvBLY

reminder if you push too hard on the shitter then you can literally have a brain aneurysm

>>75797939
SNP lad

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so this is the leader of the free world huh

>>75797939
lib dems because my MP is a tory knobhead

>>75797961

HELP HELP THE PRESIDENT HAS FALLEN

made paster and chikin

>>75797924
grandpa what are you doing on the internet? lol

>>75797818
These compound rude word neologisms are so fucking reddit i cant stand them
Everyone who uses them in replies to politicians for twitter (you)s should be made to eat the word they made up printed on a big really stale cake stuffed with cinnamon and sauerkraut, then orally pleasure their social and intellectual superior whom they were replying to

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hZXxrzsQOA

>>75797954
that's where the term shithead comes from

>>75797939
probably the SDLP
Sinn Fein are a bit too extreme, and the DUP are corrupt shitters who appeal to literal retards.

>>75797982

Don't cheat on my wife.

assume everyone here started on the Internet around 2004

don't mind 4chan newshitters, can't stand literal Internet newmongs

Pakistan? Yep, I'm a pakifan.

leftypol is truly cancer

Whats that nasty squarehead shite im thinking of
Not sauerkraut
The vile creamy chunky vegetable paste
Coleslaw thats it
Vile

Really hate fucking leafs.

>>75797939
labour

leaf?

nah not a fan

Vote labour you cunts
Shake up the establishment

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And you could have it all
my empire
of dirt

>>75798022
i thought the 3rd one was some kind of fucking joke lmao

>>75798073
spectacular post

post some virgin music

>>75798052
2002

Could have mastered a programming language or something in that time instead of porn and shitposting

do you guys think the FBI would be pissed if i prank phone called them every day for like a year?

No longer a pakifan of pakistan.

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>>75797961
is this real

>>75798109
yeah they probably would arrest you

>>75798090
thanks bud :P

wish i would have stayed as a shy tory

being an open tory just gets you despised by everyone

BASH THE FASH LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r65C367hCVI

>>75798058
leftypol raids have quietened down since school started again.... hmm

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a gypsy queen
Wiggle wiggle wiggle all dressed in green
Wiggle wiggle wiggle till the moon is blue
Wiggle till the moon sees you.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle in your boots and shoes
Wiggle wiggle wiggle you got nothing to loose
Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a swarm of bees
Wiggle on your hands and knees.

Wiggle to the front wiggle to the rear
Wiggle till you wiggle right out of here
Wiggle till it opens wiggle till it shuts
Wiggle till it bites wiggle till it cuts.

Love yanks, brits and aussies, abhor leafs.

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>leftypol is truly cancer

1st reply decides whether I rustle up some lunch or suck my dog off

>>75798128
woah

>>75798169
kill two birds with one stone?

>koreaboo is leftypol
big surprise, the guy fled his own country from bullies

>>75798169
go out to a cafe and have some lunch :]

>>75798181
Dog spunk it is

>>75798181
good quality
>>75798188
bad quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4JY3B8Kdlk

getting the daily dose of ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSNZhae-WBg

tune

>>75798188
This is an attractive proposition. Will you marry me?

still wank to memories of the ex gf from a year ago
current favourite is when she was grinding on my lap in a skirt and no pants

state of me

>>75798234
are you a girl

>bender kiwi
>dog fucker kiwi

NZ posters OUT

sweating like tim at the dentist

cannot imagine the kind of faggy idiot that listens to asmr regularly enough to be versed on the selection of ASMR "artists."

Trying to get into anime but it keeps pausing

Might be a sign that anime is for stupid weebs and I shouldn't watch it

>>75798092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llia7gdJd40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGow4nmYkkA

>>75798252
Does it matter? There's no ship as can outrun the armada, not with the Flying Dutchman at the lead.

my mum watches normie anime

>>75798244
big fan of this post

name bulbasaur lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdHKrPt46iE

le wild boner appears!

>my mum watches normie anime

>>75798278
what anime are you trying to watch

>>75798290
is your mum 15?

>>75798244
you rack disiprine

Shetland Islands > London

>>75798304
bollocksaur

my mum is a friendless neet

>>75798304
My name jeff

>>75798304

Charizard.

>>75798275
a prominent newcomer called ASMR doll is doing really well right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjl4sZTQ_Q8

the internet dessert missus

my dad doesn't have any friends

my mum does at work

>>75798290
my mum, dad and sister all weebs

What are some top tier war documentaries, lads? Preferably about WW1
I've already watched BBCs 1965 great war documentary

>>75798311
cowboy bebop

Japan > Edinburgh

My parents met on 4chan

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Corbyn is LITERALLY Hitler

>>75798346
ah yes estrogen in tap water

>>75798345
hitler didnt have any friends

piss off racist

>>75798352
Ken Burns' US Civil War is the GOAT war documentary

anyone want a starbound steam key

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su

you stupid

no im not

whats 9+10?

21

>>75798292
thanks
some of my better work
>>75798317
certain of this

>>75798386
not me

>>75798352
It's a bit long but well worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omHbsCKPj9Y

I subscribe to lots of youtube channels but then never watch anything from any of them

>>75798386
gwan then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbHqrSqGtRg

who /newgrounds/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DISfi2Huuk

>yorkshire ASMR

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>>75798364

>>75798425
have this on loop right now :)

>>75798380
the GOAT war documentary is The World at War this isn't even up for debate

>>75798387
Fuck you, fuck this picture, fuck religion and fucking love science morty

Fow hoes it

any leftypol man in

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Jesus lads.
I've lived in London for my entire life and I had never even heard of London City Airport.

Look how hideous it is.

>>75798425
ah yes, the professional mud stomper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwxx1j__xPA

>>75798462
ez

>>75798456
tricked

>>75798462
yh

>>75798406
PLXTR-3TYC0-HIJG6

>>75798380
>>75798404
Cheers lads, literally exactly what i was looking for
Some comfy history to fall asleep to

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>>75798436
Jewish puppet state btfo

/brit/, how's it feel that either you'll be led by Corbyn or a woman who wants to take away your porn?

>>75798484
Fuck you. Fuck you to hell.

Business idea: 4chan users calling themselves "4fans"

>>75798478
probs because its more an airport for business passengers than commercial flyers

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/brit/ is at its worst when people try to talk politics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

crying at the comments

>>75798511
why don't you go and FUCK OFF THEN

>>75798436
do not like this fat boy

He got popular off taking the piss out of braindead feminists but he's become so obnoxious he makes those same feminists he mocked look reasonable in comparison.

He takes edgy /pol/ humour, projects it on normies and then gets shocked at how easily offended they are when they clearly aren't familiar with /pol/ humour.

Fat bastard is a human caricature of everything feminists say is wrong with men.

>>75798485
wont be playing a femtosecond of it hahahahhahahah

>>75798535
*gives Corbyn an extra 1%*

How you like that then?

>leaf
shant be reading another word

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me when i'm at a 10

>>75798404
wait i'm retarded, i read it as the history of the roman empire somehow
you're lucky i like warhammer, you clown

when is James Comey testifying

>>75798540
rude af

>>75798524
my god who listens to this pseudo-nigger shit

can't go an hour without urban audio filth being shoved into my face

>>75798537
Sargoy of Mossad is a Tory shill desu

IT'S REAL NI[B][B]A HOURS WHOMST THE FUCK UP?

business idea: fidget spinners with blades on the ends of them

robbery is theft

>>75798590
beyblades

genuinely upsets me when people on /brit/ misinterpret me
im NOT A LEFTY
im a RORKE

sargon the quadroon

innarave pinging off my fucking bunce here lads

>>75798577
and that's another thing, completely unprincipled.

I'm on the right but even I was angry that he went from
1. Bernie to Trump
2. Labour to Tory

There are videos of him back in 2015 shitting all over the tories and now he's doing anything he can to get them elected.
He's a retard.

but feminazi. praise kek.
yay.

*plays b-jigsaw*

wish I had somewhere in house I could read
too uncomfortable to do at my desk

i hate myself for liking this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20B4HiHT2r4

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hollo im woll smoth

Business idea: go to raves and get a rave gf

>>75798625
Cameron's government was very different to May's though. He centralised the party and now it's anything but.

*awoos*

>>75798626
hey hey you you

>>75798643
eurotrash nigger shit

>>75798590
could definitely see a big outrage over this concept

make one and put it on the front of a major newspaper and claim kids are getting hurt at school bish bash bosh fidget spinner market share collapses

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>>75797123
I shan't be going into twitter again because it made my Aquatic Vixen crash.
there may be the piece from Ellie Price who made a video–guide for following the results and when to expect them.
twitter.com/daily_politics
twitter.com/bbcpolitics
>>75797064

>>75798650
doubt it

there's someone on /gif/ who goes on anal threads and posts medical documents about the risks of anal sex
cannot imagine the state of his life

>>75798655
same

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136891

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136891

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136891

>>75798671
>tfw incessant banging noise when you're trying to make incessant guitar noise

reckon i can destroy everyone here (on beyblades)

>>75798569
Tomorrow -- there is a big countdown here
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

>>75798667
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>>75798678
Cheers

>>75798657
that's more of a reason of sargon of fattad to be against the tories.

Theresa May has brought the tories to the right and he prefers that to Cameron's centristism.

He hasn't got a clue.

plaid cumrag surge

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>>75798684
just looking out for the community, thas' all

do genuinely think there is quite a big opening for a left wing youtube channel like molyneux or pjw or sargon of akkad

>>75798678
*...persons I hate,...*.jpg

>>75798777
democraticsocialist01

banned from /tv/ for the most ridiculous reason

>>75798809
bane?

sdsds

>>75797192
that's granblue fantasy you double nigger

>>75797327
click it lad