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Hostile takeover edition
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jeremy corbyn
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Nice try
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hardcore
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anime
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>>75794533
my old roommate was half indian 2nd generation and he definitely had an odd smell about him. he wore loads of expensive perfume to hide it since his dad was rich but you could still tell
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>>75794504
good lad
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>>75794480
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>75794574
was he dark indian? i find they most often have a certain smell
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DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD IT IS A DISGUSTING YANK TRICK
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>>75794601
pirate scumbags...
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hand over all your Pokemon, britbongs
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They're coming for us, lads.

>>75794044
>>75794044
>>75794044
>>75794044
>>75794044
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https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2625893

> This study finds that 92% of biracial children with African American fathers are born out of wedlock and 82% end up on government assistance. The results of this study make it very clear that biracial children with African American fathers are fatherless on a scale much larger than the public may realize.

niggers should be sterilised at birth
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indians are sound
pakistanis are less sound

ergo the problems are cultural and not racial
serious question, is it racist to dislike a culture without holding prejudices against individuals that you meet or treating them any differently

like I can say that I don't like islam and I think its bad, but in real life im not going to treat muslims that I meet worse than anyone else unless I have cause to on an individual level

Am I an actual racist?
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what are the point of small parties

why do people vote for them, what is the point
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>>75794604
he was slightly darker than the northern indians, but he was half white half poo-dian. he always talked to girls about his lamborghini his dad bought him, tried to get people to join pyramid schemes he was in, and vaped all the time
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Can vote for NI assembly meme but not for general
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>>75794652
>>75794652
>>75794652
Real thread
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>>75794642
Indians are not inbred and have visibly different traits
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>>75794642
Indians aren't really sound, they're okay on a personal level and they aren't completely irredeemable like Pakis but they're also textbook middle minorities who form ethnic networks
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I went to switzerland and there were hordes of indian tourists, like groups of 100+, and even they stank of shit. saw one gimp jam a train door open so his family could run all the way down the platform and catch it, delaying it, the conductor, being swiss, was NOT amused.

i also saw a chink wearing one of those pollution masks in the swiss alps. fucking asians, are they even human? refuse to believe they are the same species as whites.
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heh I think I got the most realistic one
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>>75794642
would rather all people who aren't british fuck off, honestly
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>>75794608
Too late loser
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>>75794608
*rubs hands furtively*
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we're all in here lads
>>75794610
>>75794610
>>75794610
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>>75794078
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>>75794651
Indian lads are funny

Very eager to impress but never very impressive
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>>75794695
>i also saw a chink wearing one of those pollution masks in the swiss alps. fucking asians, are they even human? refuse to believe they are the same species as whites.
Probably had a cold or something and she didn't want to spread it.
Seen that happening a lot in Japan
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>>75794677
indians and pakistanis are basically the same race

I would say that if anything, there is more variation between various regions within india than difference between indians and pakistanis in general
>>75794683
I've never had any problems with any indian I've known, and they seem to contribute alot to society so I can ignore a little bit of nepotism, everyone does nepotism
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imagine being a leader for one day with the sword of damocles hanging over you
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>>75794669
>2 replies
>>75794718
>6 replies
FOB
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do I have to bring a pen to the voting place
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>The attackers have been named as Pakistani-born Khuram Shazad Butt, 27, and Morrocan Rachid Redoune, 30.

>The third attacker, also Morrocan born, was Youssef Zaghba.

ah yes, as british as you or i..
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why does /a/ hate generals?
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>>75794733
wish i lived in southern california
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>>75794783
waifushitposting
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>>75794647
they take a certain amount of the vote and influence the main two parties policies
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>>75794768
no...
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>>75794791
No you dont
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>>75794791
50s socal, yes
today's socal, no
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>>75794768
kek no
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dont care
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>>75794820
other way round x
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>>75794768
Make sure it isn't too sharp and/or threatening
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkd55ws44EQ

me lurking in the darkness
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>>75794769
>Youssef Zaghba
>local media called him Italian and part Italian repeatedly
BBC tier reporting
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>>75794858
>dark skinned
>white
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>>75794858
fake post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-tEkACDTMw
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the gf is literally the only person in this godforsaken land I know. But I don't want to talk to her because she's being a cunt.

Want to go home 2bh
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fucking hate peasants
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>>75794858
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>>75794699
going back to /cum/ now
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booked a pen at the polling station
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>fucking hate peasants
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>>75794896
alri corbyn
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voting is for normies. too many people about
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>>75794783
anime runts have been getting put on the front lines as pawns and skirmishers for millennia, because of their limited physical capacity they tend to die in droves when their army is routed, looking for someone to blame besides themselves they often turn their animosity towards their commanders
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p9h6Wb28ks&t=212s

absolutely creasing
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>>75794904
he's not at BBc anymore and had nothing to do with news.
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>>75794699
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How did Bruce Wayne get back to Gotham in TDKR?
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Booked my pen permit so I'm allowed to carry it to the polling station tomorrow
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How to get an asian gf?
Is leaving a bowl of rice on my door step a good method?
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>>75794980
he used cia's plane
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>John Sweeney's fat–gain since Major's campaign in ´92
>Polly MacKenzie's FULL TO BURST
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>>75794783
there'd just be a pokemon general, yugioh general, dragonball general, death note general, naruto general, bleach general, .... etc and no actual discussion would ever take place
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>>75794783
Autistic newfags butthurt because their thread about show everyone forgot about years ago got no replies
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>>75794990
The one that crashed with no survivors?
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>>75795022
it didn't actually crash
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>>75794965
girls are such fucking cretins
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>>75794986
gonna post this on /r/hapas
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>there'd just be a pokemon general, yugioh general, dragonball general, death note general, naruto general, bleach general, .... etc and no actual discussion would ever take place
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>gonna post this on /r/hapas
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reminder the government records who you vote for every time
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Tory press on the right
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kill me
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>>75794965
cute but she looks a bit old for acting like that..
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Where is Phillip "Spredsheet" Hammond?
Who is Theresa May? No, really, WHO is she?
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>>75795090
I'm black and i wear a baseball cap. not some cumskin in a fedora
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>>75795010
there's plenty of discussion in generals
there's absolutely no need for 5 threads up about 1 anime just because they ask different questions or start different discussions
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>>75795155
she's the drunk old woman in the back
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>>75795099
*whom*
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>british and irish lions
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>>75795088
is this peak performance?
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is that a fidget spinner in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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>>75795155

a fevered ego tainting our collective unconscious
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Bart
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>>75795212
fake and stupid
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caught mew using a cheeky glitch lads
what should i name it x
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Did the US just cuck /brit/ from the bongs?
Come on guys we've been bullying them for hundreds of years.
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>>75795212
shaved bear
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>>75795212
kek
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>>75795210
delete this image
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>>75795236
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
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https://twitter.com/Survation/status/872319314342359040
zzz
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>>75795247
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>>75795262
>unironically losing to the blues
not even super rugby teams do this
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>>75795247
black bear or asian?

either way reckon i could heem it
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>>75795286
STOP
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>>75795305
black bear I think
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which one of you is going to come and suck my dick?
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>>75794965
d'aww
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Shall have to kill the ol' self if things do not improve
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hello, my names greg knight
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NEED a girl to suck and fuck my willy lads
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>>75795210
>>75795212
lol
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Business idea: Produce a line of shirts saying "ISIS EUROPEAN TOUR 2017" with a list of dates and venues
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bit mad that ISIS are attacking Iran now
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>>75794858
His mom is Italian and the family lived in Italy for a while, used to visit here quite often
>the little village near me where the mom lives is now swarming with journalists
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>>75795424
Nice idea actually
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>>75795247
ah yes, a man!
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*does my Chinese cowboy impersonation*
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lads why are the muslamics attacking other muslamics????? wtf
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>>75794832
crazy
>>75795385
same, shame as i could've been brilliant
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>>75795439
>Italian gets fucked by an Arab
I thought you guys stopped letting that happen what the hell.
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>>75795473
*haemorrhoids explode*
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>>75795424
hmm where have I heard this idea before
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0

me on the balcony
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/21-year-old-au-pair-sara-zelenak-confirmed-dead-grieving-mother/

Rest easy wherever you are, I hope there is lots of KFC and hot boys with you
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>>75795523
Woman converted to Islam, married this Moroccan guy but stayed behind after he repudiated her since he wanted a second wife
Also the Italian police warned British Intelligence about that lad but they ignored it
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business idea: take red and blue crayons to the polling station and draw a union jack in the ukip box
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>>75795210
>implying: thou will'st not get bosh'd by a 6′7″ 254lbs brick shithouse
[boshes thee]
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>>75795424

Extra Dates in London added due to phenomenal demand!
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>>75795612
>>75795627
fuck sake
can't you cunts get unique flags?
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>>75795587
Christ Morris is the pinnacle of British culture
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>>75795669
literally any of his videos
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>>75795669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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feel a bit sorry for iran desu
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Reminder that people are more attracted to each other based on their hatred.

Two people hating something will readily work together to eliminate that something.

Politicians use this as a tool.
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>South Korea Says North Korea Has Fired Several Projectiles, Yonhap Reports
wew lad
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-07/south-korea-says-north-korea-has-fired-several-projectiles-assumed-to-be-missiles-yonhap-reports
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Comrades, I just want to say whatever happens tomorrow, we did ourselves and Labour proud and we have all stood up for the many; and not just the few.

Together we've given Britain a choice, and it's an easy one, do you want a fairer government that will stand up for the many, a Goverement that will care about our NHS, and public services, a goverement that will stand by all people, or instead do you want a government for the privileged few?

Thank you to every single one of you who have worked night and day campainging for a Labour government. We really have shown not just the country but the world that we won't stand by and watch the Tories rip apart our society with austerity, neoliberism and evil greed.

Tomorrow is going to be a great; but a stressful day for us all, but please ensure that you get all of your family, friends and communities to vote; and vote for Labour, because we can win this, and we will win it together; united and with Jeremy Corbyn as our wonderful Prime Minister!!
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>>75795794
any proof for this claim
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>>75795750
would unironically support this

>>75795650
Nah it's half the reason I sometimes post here
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>drink smoke not sleep and work heavily several days on the trot
>acquire savage rhinitis
>don't stop
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did anyone watch ackley bridge earlier?
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gf has given me hand, foot and mouth disease

NOT a happy chappy
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HATE free stuff
HATE privacy
HATE children

will be voting Conservative tomorrow and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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>>75795650
this is my flag (4′ × 8′)
t. don't own a tricolor
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>>75795812
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>>75795827
The enemy of my enemy is my friend is an ancient proverb which suggests that two opposing parties can or should work together against a common enemy.

Biggest scapegoat right now is Trump desu
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post ideal gfs lads
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>>75795877

same
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>>75795928
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>>75795883
don't you get mistaken for a unionist sporting that?
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ready lads?
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Need a gf like a young meryl streep
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>>75795948
pretty nice tits
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>>75795928
want a mid 30s gf who has her life together
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>>75795928
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>>75795812
You mustn't be too hard on kim. He's poor little lamb, who has lost his way and also his bladder control.
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>>75795883
Duke of Burgundy, is that you?
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>>75795928
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>work in 44 hours
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWhCMJJkahg
we're in here lads
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me and the krew

dun mess
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can't wait till leftypol fuck off tomorrow
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Why wasn't Wales and Scotland destroyed and this entire island become a single nation?
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browsing fetlife on a throwaway account
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>>75796048
>live
holy shit
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>>75796066
Anglo-Saxon supremacy is a very real thing
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>>75796065
>he doesn't know
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>>75796110
what a fucking terrible angle
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>>75796110
Said the EXACT same thing lad
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>>75796099
alri ANAL4U_98
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it's so sad, he's got to get a gook
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>>75795928
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496786235130.webm
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>>75795860
I only saw the bit when the white girl had the headscarf snatched from her by the manteacher and when the prostitutka/crack–whore rocked-up to the schoolyard looking in a shamefull state.
I was doing weights to these tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6iwGXMrmyw
(last 2 are best two)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aCeBGFSe7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUOI7D2k3vU
and briefly took a break to check the telly schedule.
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could not find a single image of either corbs or may drinking a pint

are tim on the other hand
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>>75796048
took me a minute to realize who it is
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>>75796166
females are subhuman
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>>75796219
Probably because Corbyn is teetotal
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>>75796229
who is it
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Have you ever broken off communication with a girl because she was too unattractive?

If so, what was the most awkward point you've done so?

>literally started getting dressed when she took her clothes off
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>>75796048
Fuck sake
Hes back on youtube is he?
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>>75796237
is he actually? wish i hadn't voted for him now desu
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>>75796282
yeah boi
has been for some time
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>>75796250
i think people call him chris-chan
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>>75796262
yes met up with a girl who was fatter that in her pictures, most of them on her facebook were from 1-2 years ago except for a few face shots, thing is i traveled like two hours by bus to a different town and my bus home was the next day, it was a really sunny day and she had a fairly pretty face so i thought fuck it going to make a weekend of it, had sex with her then cut contact as soon as i got home
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>>75796048
has anyone got the comic where a sonic character compliments his tits and he says "thanks, blake, but dont get any ideas"
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>>75796312
>him
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>>75796299
Yeah and he's a vegetarian too
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>>75796262
also a few times i got nudes from a girl then saw they were fatter than i thought and just didn't reply after they sent the photos, have done that a few times, just left them as seen then blocked if they send angry messages, typical fatties
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>>75796336
2nding this
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>>75796048
He even holds a pen like an autist
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so tired of it all lads
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>>75796230
>Tommy Robinson snaps Comrade Corbyn's neck
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>>75796219
I saw an image of Corbs sitting in a train with a can of Special Brew posted to /brit/ a few times.
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>>75796389
>deano thinks about home
reminiscing about the barrat again?
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F
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>>75796390
what's wrong lad?
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>>75796390
Ahh, interesting.
*sips pint and walks away*
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>>75796443
Sara ;_;
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drinking on a wednesday

oh what have I become
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>>75796366
so am i so don't care haha
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BEST JAMES BONDS:

Pierce > Sean > Roger > Dalton > Craig > Lazenby

BEST FILMS:

Man with the Golden Gun > Goldfinger > Diamonds are Forever > Moonraker > Live and Let Die > Dr. No > The Spy who Loved Me > From Russia With Love > License to Kill > The Living Daylights > GoldenEye > Casino Royale > Thunderball > For Your Eyes Only > You Only Live Twice > Never Say Never > A View to Kill > Quantom of Solace > Spectre > Sky FallThe World is Not Enough > Die Another Day
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keep getting EXTREME deja vu which causes me to panic and freak the fuck out because i think i'm in a time loop
i still feel unreal, even though it's been hours
everything looks plastic, 2d, fake - like it's made out of play doh
i can see into my conciousness and it's all infinitely black, like i'm trapped inside the universe inside my mind

i'm fucking scared lads, i don't think reality exists
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>Adam Schiff at the House Intel. Com'tee on March 20-th
My rage is silently burning at the temperature of magma.
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>>75796389
>Poleaboo receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor

howling
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>>75796516
Wake up.
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>>75796477
same lad

cheers!
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you're now imaging corbyn's pruney ballbag
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>>75796389
>Sadiq Khan receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor
>Deano thinks about his home
>Poleaboo receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor
>Mummy May convinces Sara not to kill her, only to kill her instead
Classic
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (+1)
LAB: 40% (+1)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 2% (-3)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @Survation / 06 - 07 Jun)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872586526437330945

It's coming home
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>>75796547
Why did you put on a little make-up?
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>>75796516
we are living in a simulation

you exist in the physical sense as a programmed conscious inside another simulation
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Is the UK really going to elect Communists? You guys seem fucked enough as it is
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just ate a burger for the first time since my surgery

feels good to be normal again
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>>75796516
breath, you are fine and life will go on
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>>75796379
>>75796336
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>>75796567
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>>75796542
THE JANNYS NUT IS DONE IN
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>>75796390
*watches golf instead of listening*
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>>75796567
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>>75796542
janny out of business
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>>75796623
this is in terms of seats?
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>>75796542
Mad how accurate this would probably be
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>>75796608
why did you get legally sliced open?
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look closely... when youll see it you'll cum buckets
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>>75796048
>he still wears the medallion after all this time
;_;
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LOL
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>>75796642
Tim has the advantage
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>>75796662
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F
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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872545556727558145
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>>75796680
had to have my wisdom teeth pulled. they were causing massive problems
>>
Wish little runts would stop telling me what to do and how important my vote is.
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>>75796662
No, points difference between Cons. and Labour.
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>>75796639
oh righteous, who's playin

whats the score
>>
your vote is NOT important

every single person that has ever viewed this thread could not vote and it wouldn't make a difference to the outcome of the elction
>>
business idea: mainstream libertarian party and also a social democrat party
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>>75796707
ah yeah that hurts lol
did they sell you legal opiates for the recovery?
i got codeine and it made quitting smoking so much easier :)
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>>75796608
>"ate a burger"
Mmm yess, the stereotype has been proven to be reliably accurate.
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Corbyn is gonna win by 3.2%, you heard it here first
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>>75796737
>social democrat party
labour
>>
Whatever I vote I shall be telling people it's their fault when the economy and everything else goes down the tubes.
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Hmmm...
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>>75796736
>he has the virgin opinion
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>>75796694
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>>75796773
labour should be a party that represents the interests of the working class
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wish yanks (including cryptoyanks) would stop calling everyone and everything """"communist""""

don't even like corbyn (or actual communism) but cringe every time they misuse the word
>>
>>75796755
they gave me codeine. took one a few minutes ago
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>>75796762
*gasps*
>>
>>75796796
get a load of this god damn commie ruining the thread
>>
>>75796778
Cara is honestly the worst
>>
>>75796793
>Northern Ireland
>does not field candidates there
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>>75796756
it was a steakhouse king and it was good as fuck
>>
>>75796783
he's right, you know... it is, statistically speaking (of course), unlikely that your vote will matter.
>>
tomorrow is the beginning of the rest of our lives
>>
The polling companies have massively underestimated the youth support for Corbyn and will end up surprised on the day.

He won't win but the Tories will end up with either a very small majority or it'll be a hung parliament
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doritos for breakfast
>>
Dreamed of ants again
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uneventful right now

not a fan of the Queen plotting Blairite plots
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>>75796783
you should go to bed mate

big day of feeling good and smug about yourself tomorrow after you make the winning margin of your mp insignificantly smaller or larger
>>
got a hung parliament
>>
as a new labour lad i really dislike how much of a fuckup mummy may is

would like nothing more than to protest vote against corbyn but need to make sure the childless fruitcake doesn't win
>>
chant we had in school when i was in 3rd or 4th grade:

one, two, three, four i declare a thumb war. [quickly enters into thumb war]
five, six, seven, eight. i used this hand to masturbate.
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>>75796890
>tights scares danelad off
bent
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>"childless fruitcake"
#EverydaySexism
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part and parcel
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>>75796794
it does
>>
i liek chocolate milk
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>>75796890
>cara attacks the janny
lol
>>
>>75796961
amazing how 4chan has evolved since then
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>>75796957
stop posting this dribble
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>>75796567
hope this is correct
preparing to post this though
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>>75796883
you do this a lot huh

i remember a similar post a few months ago...... hmm....
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>>75796957
Spence is about to fuck shit up
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>>75795391
hello wildcats
>>
>tfw 11am
>tfw cant sleep and wake up to the results
The fates are cruel. Still, I will endure the long hours of waiting, perhaps by having a big think.

How's it foing?
>>
>>75796842
meaningless argument spouted by edgelords thinking they're being smart that undermines the whole point of democracy

whether anybody's vote in this thread impacts anything is irrelevant
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>>75796941
eh?
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>>75796990
nonce
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just started playing baldurs gate 2 enhanced edition with a selection of mods installed.
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*does the virgin sleep (5 hours)*

*virgin walks to the bus stop*

*does the virgin sit*

*works the virgin job (call centre)*

*eats the virgin lunch (Tesco meal deal, southern fried chicken wrap, monster energy drink, max crisps)*

*virgin walks to the polling station*

*casts the virgin vote (Tory)*
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I liek mudkipz
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>>75797000
what does that mean in english
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>>75796961
I can smell chocolate milk now
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>>75796977
can you make wojaks for the other parties so we can mock everyone?
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>>75796997
it's not irrelevant though
>>
we should all go into business together one day and start like a legal pyramid scheme or something and like get rich and shit
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>>75797009
based cara and woes
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>>75797005
This is poleaboos entire life except i think hes too much of a runt to vote haha
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>>75797004
nerd
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>>75797025
maybe tomorrow
only takes a few minutes but I'm off to bed now
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>>75797042
hehe guilty as charged x
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>>75797019
weber cooks is a paedo
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>>75796993
Exit poll will be announced at 22:00 B.S.T.
Counting starts then, Sunderland shall be 1-st const. to have declaration.
Gov. party shall be known ~06 hrs
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Imagine the type of person who has an energy drink for lunch
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pints should be a character in the next hunger games haha
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NEW

>>75797071
>>75797071
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>>75797005

Literally me except i have an even virginer job (retail)
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>>75797062
a bowl of nachos feeds 6 adults or 12 children
>>
meow
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>>75797089
or 1 american
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hope we can do a comfy all nighter tomorrow lads

very worried that the thread will be dire like in recent days
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>>75797114
that was good
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>>75797033
as a collective votes become relevant yes

hence why the "yours doesn't matter" argument is plain idiotic
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>>75794986
Asian immigrant or Westernised Asian? One of these you do not want.
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>>75797005
The virgin bus sit and normal virgin sit are different. Apply yourself.
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>>75795999
You know what's up, mate. Working on this myself.
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>>75796881
Bach life.
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>>75797179
>hence why
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