/cum/

Accidentally got the withdrawal again
Whoops

Bazinga

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>As a young man, Chrétien was well known for his love of violence, and as someone who relished his reputation as a local tough guy who was most happy when punching out his fellow students.[4] One of Chrétien's classmates recalled that he was much feared on the account of his "atrocious temper".[5] Chrétien attended Séminaire Saint-Joseph de Trois-Rivières and studied law at Université Laval. As a student at Trois-Rivières, Chrétien later recalled that his best day at that school was his first day when he attacked without provocation another student taller than himself, leading him to proudly remember that: "I really socked it to him bad. In front of everybody!".[6] Chrétien recalled that his assault was meant to send the message to the other students: "Don't mess with Chrétien!".[6] When asked in an interview by his biographer Lawrence Martin about what subject he was best at in high school, Chrétien replied: "It was street fighting that I was best at".[7] He later made light of his humble origins, calling himself "le petit gars de Shawinigan",[8] or the "little guy from Shawinigan".


**HEEMs you**

post

thighs

>>75767769
thank you, I will take your advice.

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>>75767806
>he could easily beat up Trudeau in his prime
It's a growing list

love 2B

Your mom's a meme, faggot.

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. conway
6. finland
7. denmark
8. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
9. clack my ass
10.placer
11. clack my ass
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
90000000000000000001. The cannuck that always posts baldcara
“Why do you keep posting if nobody likes you” GAP
900000000000000000001. krautfag
9000000000000000000001. Quebec mulatto

All forms of Islam are cancerous.

Sex is amazing

>>75767843
Agreed. Not sure where this shia is bro-tier meme came from.

If dubs your mom will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post
Hand over those (You)s faggots

If dubs 75767860 needs to khs

>>75767849
Can't say I disagree

The girl I like says she loves a man with a beard and I can't grow a beard

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>>75767776
>I'm a junior alcoholic, please care!
>leaf using brit shticks

im not anti-feminist im anti-women

>>75767887
I think you just have a mild to severe case of autism.
>>75767880
I might grow mine out again

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Any of you faggots eastern seaboard? Think I need to go to bed but want to shitpost a bit.

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>>75767806

>>75767880
Get a prescription for topical androgen and apply directly to the beard area ezpz

Where is footkraut

>>75767905
Rangebanned I hope

>>75767885
Who?

gonna come clean with you guys, I am chicano.

x=(n+1)/2

n = number of urinals available
x = maximum number of people supported in the restroom

If decimals, you round to the lowest, not the highest.

I call this the "Guardiola" formula, because simply, the majority of public bathrooms have 5 urinals, so two on the wings and one in the center, just like Guardiola forwards with FC Barcelona, sure, Pep didn't invent the formation but he made it wildly popular.

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fat awoo

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Why dont you guys have a pass?

OFFICIAL *CORRECTED* /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. bajachan (RIP)
POWER GAP
900000000000000000000000000. redittflaggots

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What did he mean by this?

Why the hell didn't I play Witcher 3 on release?

Beautiful game, have not played something like this in years

>>75767945
Didn't baja have reddit flags near the end?

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

The Eye of Providence: anons
[infinite power gap]
0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. conway
6. finland
7. denmark
8. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
9. clack my ass
10.placer
11. clack my ass
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
90000000000000000001. The cannuck that always posts baldcara
“Why do you keep posting if nobody likes you” GAP
900000000000000000001. krautfag
9000000000000000000001. Quebec mulatto

>>75767949
Made me think.

The Witcher 3 sucks as a game and is clearly for normies that like experiences without depth.

>>75767949
>wtf don't call us terrorists or we'll terrorist you

leftists will actually fall for this logic

Fucking weeaboo leafposters

GET A REAL GF

/cum/ poster rankings

1: jalisco
rest: who cares

>>75767953
it's a great game. One of the few times a highly more recent anticipated game for me hasn't let me down

>>75767919
I still love you

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>>75767974
It's even worse than that

>>75767959
Maybe?
I'm conveniently ignoring that if so.

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>>75767961
what about me?

>>75767976
>only weeb image itt was posted by an American
que?

>>75767974
>normoids fall for this logic
Fixed.

>>75767991


Ţ̗i͇̟͝p̀p̗͔͚̗͞ͅͅy͖̻ ̯t͎͈͎̝̳̯ơͅp: pooman420
[BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION]
The Eye of Providence: anons
[infinite power gap]
0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. conway
6. finland
7. denmark
8. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
9. clack my ass
10.placer
11. clack my ass
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
90000000000000000001. The cannuck that always posts baldcara
“Why do you keep posting if nobody likes you” GAP
900000000000000000001. krautfag
9000000000000000000001. Quebec mulatto

>>75767980
How long does it take to beat? I don't want it to end

Leveling up takes forever, is it normal?

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Why are there so few mexicans all the time?

>>75768017

No it doesnt, you just suck.

Main missions and map markers give you lots of XP.

>>75768020
Only Sinaloans and Baja Californians can handle the subtle complexities of North American English.

>>75767961
it's like i don't even exist

>>75767977
neck urself, bud

>>75768020
they only have one internet so they all take turns

>>75768020
It's hard to shitpost in a foreign language.

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>>75767961
>went down one rank
I must try harder

>>75768017
I finished the main game with a little bit of getting sidetracked in about 60 hours or so, most beat it around 40 to 50. But if you take your sweet time and do a lot of side stuff you can easily put well over 100 hours in. Leveling does take a little longer than some games in my opinion, but it wasn't anything that took really noticeably long

i hate going for the mainstream but the new Zelda is just miles better than any open world game not called metal gear solid.

funny how both games run on 10 year old hardware.

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>playing vidya and enjoying it
I used to be like you.

i miss being fb friends with a camwhore

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>i hate going for the mainstream but the new Zelda is just miles better than any open world game

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>>75768093

>>75767961
I dominate the placer to tuolumne game alright.

Nobody has me beat not even the orange county fag larper talking like he lives here.

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>tfw playing vidya and enjoying it

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how do I improve my rank?

>>75768093
As far as enjoyment and just open world exploration and scale goes I can agree, but the story was a little meh compared to previous zelda titles. Still a 10/10

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Breakfast soon

>>75768093
From what I've seen, it seems like a waterdown Witcher 3 in the Zelda universe. Witcher 3 was pretty much the only game in the past five years I can say I enjoyed.

>>75768139
post tummy and ill see what i can do

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I like it when Americans banter brits like this, I wish it happened more often like that bong greentext.

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>>75768156
What's on the menu for this potential morn'?

>>75768088
That sounds absolutely great

I am legitimately having fun playing a videogame once again

And yes, I love doing side missions

Anything you wish you knew before playing this game? Any recommendations?

>>75768173
Toast as usual i imagine
Gets kinda old

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Caraposter hates me for Tinderposting but I've uninstalled Tinder

if you are not on my list dont @ me

>>75768164
Did you just not play horizon? Or at least DSIII, NIOH, or maybe even Nier automata? I thought all of those were real good

>>75768164
Is Witcher 3 really fun? The lore seems pretty in-depth.

I have an R9 390 but I could upgrade if a few more games came out that I couldn't run. Right now it runs basically everything I need at max.

>>75768168
this feels like workplace harassment. I watched a training video on this last week

>>75768177
Could do with some butter and your flavor of jelly/preserves.
It's naughty, but God made it delicious for some reason, so I guess there's no harm in going along with his plan.
Love the crunch added from raspberry.

>>75768192
Zero Dawn? I don't own a PS4.
>>75768194
Yeah, it's really good. If you want to, you can play the first two as well. I bought them when I bought Wild Hunt and only started playing them so I wouldn't be missing anything, but I actually enjoyed them. You don't need to, but I think it helps you since you have a lot of background knowledge as to what's been going on with the main characters and Geralt.

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Stop
Encouraging
The
Mexican

>>75768194
>>>75768164
>Is Witcher 3 really fun?
It absolutely is

You shouldn't have a problem playing this thing with your video card

>>75768194
Also my card is much worse than yours and I got a solid 60 FPS on high settings. Just turn off Hairworks or else you'll kill your FPS.
>>75768222
No. Nice digits though.

>>75768197
dont question it just do it

cant you trust me, your best pal anon?

i dont hate you although is dumb to judge a game that you havent played.

i logged in more ghan 100 hours for Witcher 3, mainly for its carrot on a stick gameplay, but in retrospect it just not that good, the combat is kinda even worse than OoT (a 20 years old game), the quest design is absolutely atrocious, the options superfluous

>>75768243
I'll probably play it soon since I plan on getting a Switch anyway. I'll make sure to provide you a detailed explanation of my opinion then.

>>75768216
Oh I see. Yeah, Horizon zero dawn. It's a fantastic game. I wasn't that interested and bought it out of curiosity but really ended up pleased. I just wish it was longer

>>75768242
I'm supposed to polity leave and notify my manager that I'm being harassed

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>>75768229
>>75768234
Nice, thanks.

>>75768255
The fact that games are really short is one reason why I didn't buy a PS4 or XBOX One. The games on those platforms really aren't long enough to justify the pricetag to me since my (maybe harsh) way of judging if a game is worth it is if I could get one hour per dollar.

>>75768251

i dont care about your opinion desu

>>75767923
n-((-1)^n+1)/2 you mathematically incompetent buffoon

>>75768243
that's a pretty meme opinion

i like Fallout NV

I'm beyond tired of living in Mississippi

>>75768282
Good thing I don't care about yours either so I'll give you mine anyway.

>>75768287
Wouldn't quote that humanoid if I were you

>>75768295
where would you rather live?

>>75768292
I thought 4 was better desu

>>75768283

nikka im drunk and i can tell you are wrong.
>>75768297
if you are in love with me just say it

>>75768318
absolute shit taste

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>>75768292

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>>75768318
What a good opinion, my fellow video gamer.

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HERE IN MY CAR
I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL

>>75768318
It really was not.

gamers should just kill themselves

>>75768190
is this reverse psychology
because it's working

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>>75768318
why yes you are objectively correct, fallout 4 is an incredibly streamlined experience with thousands of hours of content. new vegas is perhaps the worst fallout game

>>75768190
what list?

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>>75768315
i miss my home state. new mexico. outside the us spain sounds great and central europe sounds good too

I think I have like 45 minutes in witcher 3

>>75768344

come on man you know i love you and really liked when we talked on the mic that night

you just dont post that much

>>75768359
I have 400 hours

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>>75768358
A more recent Mexico?

>>75768339
I feel like video games are such a common hobby nowadays they've lost the community it used to be. Like when I'm at work, all my male coworkers talk about it like they would the last game of sportball on tv. Seems to be more and more common

>>75768360
can we see the scoring rubric?

>>75768359
At least you aren't completely retarded.

>>75768362
That's embarrassing.

some fucking sunni dogs just tried to kill the Ayatollah

>>75768369
they only talk about a few faggy games like overwatch and league of legends

I fucking love saltine crackers

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Independence?

>>75768384
No one cares.

>>75768372
Allah willed it bro

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>>75768386

>>75768360
i like you too, i like everyone here
i'm a bit like jesus, except more humble

but i'll stay in the general for now
this is more fun anyway

>>75768386
>>75768398
Not a fan.

i like everybody in this general i hope that you like me

>>75768398
Not a fan of those borders, not aesthetic at all.

>>75768386
Yes, y*nks are cancer.

I feel I was robbed of normiehood by being homeschooled. When I get in a new atmosphere with new people I'm a quiet autist but once I get to know everyone I normal out and become very social. I just think I lack social skills because being homeschooled, I didn't need any.

>>75768389
>I'm grumped because no one will clack my ass
>>75768404
me neither

>>75768374
New Mexico bringing the heat

my internet wont stop crapping out

>>75768378
this exactly
even the more stereotypical "gamer nerd" types only play the same popular rubbish, but maybe trash anime games as well.

i got so drunk so fast how this this happen

and of course i smoked like a pack of cigs like in 20 mins

WHY WHY WHYYYYYY

https://twitter.com/mehdisayyari/status/872339532712202241

https://twitter.com/ThomasErdbrink/status/872339812342272000

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>>75768367
it's kind of weird how it works. new mexico takes up a place spaniards called nuevo mexico when they discovered it. mexico took the name from the region, and when the united states took new mexico from mexico they named it after the region.

tl;dr a very nice meme friendo :^)

>>75768410
looks like a tapir dick

>>75768415
stop replying to me

>>75768427
dont smoke so much

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Jerry Brown is the future.

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>>75768436

>PLEASE clack my ass

What happened to the New Mexican poster anyway? Or the Californians? Or all the Midwesterners? Or the Mexicans? Or AIDS-chan.

>>75768427
I cant even get drunk anymore with the real stuff.

Sometimes I drink 5 or 6 good beers in one night. Waste of money

>>75768453
im a midwesterner

>>75768374
representin

>>75768428
R E L I G I O N

>>75768453
I wish i could see a new mexican poster. not enough people with extra flags

>>75768369
Depends where you work desu. Most of my coworkers are early 20s, so video games, and anime are discussed in the open.

>>75768448
>butt cum

Weed > Alcohol

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>>75768453

why the fuck you all complain about mexicans so much if you have mee

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>>75768431

iranian state media confirms

looks like a coup attempt

what happened to all the fun posters

>>75768477
it's a different feeling desu

>>75768409
i like you, bud

>>75768465
Obviously when you say anime you mean dragon ball super and attack on titan right?

>>75768464
Legend has it there used to be one in this very general.

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>Californian rivers

>>75768358
If you're posting here you won't enjoy living in germany or austria. Everything has relatively high taxes, rents are rising, while the real income kind of stagnates, we have muzzies everywhere nowdays.
I don't know about Poland, some of my friends come from there, they seem to like it, but they all agree that it's also kind of depressing. The polish language seems like a clusterfuck to me. People from germany travel to the Czech Republic for cheap products etc. besides that, I don't know anything about them.

Why do all Mexican posters end up becoming namefags and eventually leaving forever

why doesn't cara respond to me anymores

>>75768483
Baja Chan is El Chapo.
>>75768501
Cara poster has been here for a very long time

>>75768486
>Operation Btfo the Iranians in progress
Trump's 64D chess is finally being revealed

>>75768490
For some, but it's not abnormal to hear about other stuff airing this season. Mind you I normally work from 11 PM to 9:30 AM, so anything is fair game for discussion. Plus most of the girls work day shift so that makes it easier.

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Nuke Los Angeles.

>>75768504
if anything id like you to talk to me more not just here

>>75768505
who?

>>75768501
Have you noticed Rate-me anon doesn't come here anymore?

>>75768525
i'd like that too but i think right now i'm gonna go to bed. i'll talk to you tomorrow night <3

>>75768526
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joaqu%C3%ADn_%22El_Chapo%22_Guzm%C3%A1n
"S"he was just pretending to be from Baja California to hide "her" tracks

>>75768516
yeah i cant wait to invade either

wonder if we'll be going into syria, iran, qatar, or all three! deus vult #MAGA

>>75768527
this made me sad

>>75768499
yeah, when i said central europe, i was thinking czechia, austria, switzerland (although theres a swiss guy going on about how it sucks so much), and maybe hungary. the main reason im hesitant on moving there is the language barrier. My household speaks both English and Spanish (though not nearly enough of the latter) and Spain/New Mexico would be like coming home.

and trust me, the us isnt much different from your situation. a lot of our shit is taxed, our wages havent really changed despite inflation skyrocketing for the past couple decades, but instead of muzzies, it's blacks. at least in mississippi we're all broke so we learn to get along. the disparities between races is so much less discrete in places like Cali or Texas.

i'm autistic

>>75768519
So you're working now?

El chapo is 5"6 yet he is called el chapo

sinaloa the netherlands of north america confirmed

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>>75768538
Qatar and Iran at once, brilliant 144D chess.

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>>75768496
Check em

38.0%

>>75768447
CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES

>>75768543
He posted a rate-me thread earlier, so I know the time travelling beaner is still on /int/

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If tripfagging and namefagging is okay now then hello boys I'm here give me replies
I'm a grill btw

>>75768556
Why do you want to know? Are you my boss seeing if I'm actually working or not?
No I am not. My flag would be gone if I was working due to phoneposting

>>75768571
>explosion at sprite canning facility in nevada.jpg

>>75768590
wtf is wrong with you

>>75768590
What the fuck man do you just not shower

>>75768590
>all that acne
kys yourself

>>75768590
kinda disgusting desu

post dick instead

No (You) for you

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>>75768590
What's wrong with your skin?

>>75768559
are you a manlet?

>>75768559
5'6" is like the height of an average woman though

>>75768590
for what purpose
you would do anything for (You)s

man that univison/netflix show about el chapo already aired

guess i know whag ill do gomorrow.

>>75768547
Austria, especially Vienna is just as fucked, and keep in mind that they don't speak standard german, if you'd want to learn it, same goes for Switzerland. If you're speaking spanish you might try to get into one of the italian or french kantons, as the languages are similar. Switzerland has stricked rules for foreigners, even if you just want to study there, and the people don't really like foreigners, which is kind of understandable.
Hungary seems to be poor as fuck, not that the country itself would suck, but a lot of people from hungary come to germany to search our bulk waste for usefull stuff.

I AM GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN

I love Asian feet

>>75768484
the election is over, juanito
mexiplaining is passé

>>75768624

ask clack my ass, he will tell you.

>>75768645
just threw up a little

I ALWAYS SMILE AND NEVER FROWN

>>75768624
No, he's 6'2

>>75768484
We complain about Mexicans north of the Rio Grande.

gonna go to sleep for real now

>>75768664
>square doesn't get it
Typical.
Or is it "tipico"?

Good night, /dead/
>>75768687
Same

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We went from almost all leafs to almost all burgers in a short time

they have hostages in iran's parliament now

*reads the sgdq schedule*
ah yes, trash

>>75768643
i heard about austria's elections. shame. i do remember reading somewhere about citizenship for switzerland that it's ridiculously hard to become one. I think at least 10 years and a test to prove you've adapted to swiss culture.


I think I'd be fine in France or Italy, but like Germany there's always the threat of muzzies, however whether the issue is being downplayed or not i dont know. being across the pond and an observer is very different than a regular joe living in Marseilles or Milan.

As for Hungary, I think it'd be a last resort if the US and Western Europe were nuked, however it seems to have its own charm despite falling from grace after the great war.

>>75768679

i mean complain about the lack of mexicans here

>>75768687
nn for real now

>>75768697
Can't say I give a shit about dead Muslims.

>>75768697
Allah willed it bro

*reads irrelevant post*
ah yes, trash

>>75768647
I love them too anon. What's so mesmerizing about some neotenous Asian girl and her feet?

Oh who am I kidding apoiqwpoeursdfvnc

Gonna have cybersex today with my GF

>>75768721
*Yahweh

>>75768691
nn

>>75768697
where are you getting your news?

Turning off my flag, waaay too many in here these days to the point it is literally strange to see a US flag without extra flags next to it. This was is better

>>75768729
cuck

Been here since the very first thread yet you don't see me namefagging

Learn to differentiate the cool Mexicans from the nasty ones, /cum/

nn

>>75768734
twitter and /sg/

iranian state media has confirmed all of this too

>>75768729
cleverbot?

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Great, footcabbage is here.

*REMINDER*

>>75768740
Because there are not a lot of posters in here right now

Should I jack off the morning before an exam

context: I woke up right now at 3 am for some reason and I'm really stressed and almost panicking and I don't know if jacking off will help me or just drain some sort of spiritual energy.
I don't know why but I really want to jack off right now.

>>75768740
i still dont see enough flags on a regular basis

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FOOTKRAUT SAYS HE GOES TO WORK AT 7 AM TO PROVE HE ISN'T A NEET
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS IN GERMANY RIGHT FUCKING NOW AS HE'S POSTING?
9 AM
GUESS WHERE HE SHOULD BE?
AT WORK
GUESS WHAT HE SAID HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW?
HAVING "CYBER SEX" WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
GUESS WHAT HE IS?
A LARPING NEET

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>>75768746

>>75768760
No my Taiwanese girlfriend

>>75768701
Italy is definetly better of then we are.
They get a lot of people, but the majority tries to move up north and they don't stay. Italians are really friendly most of the time, but the state is kind of broke and their political system is troubled. If I had to move away, I'd go there though, it's a great country. There seem to be less muzzies, less political correct bullshit and overall their culture is just appealing to me.
Maybe Luxemburg would be a thing for you, I think their immigrants are mainly portuguese, the country is nice, they speak both, french and german (and their maymay language). It's known to be a tax heaven, but I don't know if it's hard to get their citizenship.

>>75768770
please respond

I might as well get some last minute studying in so tell me now, exam is in 5 hours

>>75768820
>my foxconn-manufactured phone

If you go to bed now, you are clearly a normie

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WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND, HE POSTS PICTURES OF OTHER PEOPLE WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS
WHEN PEOPLE CALL HER UGLY, HE ADMITS IT'S NOT HIM
FOOTKRAUT IS A LARPING NEET AND BAD AT HIDING IT

>>75768762
>>75768792
Based anon, revealing his lies

it's normalfag

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>>75768792
Breakfast break from 9 to 9:20 you mongoloid

Stay jealous I'm having cybersex in the evening

>>75768830
i always thought luxembourg would be a pretty comfy place to live. i dont know much about it, except that its just a glorified city state with a bastardization of the german language as its official language. the thing about portuguese is that is on the cusp of being intelligible to me, but i'd have to actually learn it to be able to actually understand it. i think if nm/spain failed italy would be my top tier choice.

>breakfast at 9 AM
>throwing in a pair of scissors, two pens, and some pieces of paper to show you're at work
Tism.
You have the sleep schedule of a NEET.
>>75768734
Come on anon, where you born yesterday? Never believe people when they say they're going to sleep.

>>75768861
footkraut btfo

>bragging about erping
what a sad state of affairs

>>75768853
What if you're still up this late but could be considered a "normal"

>>75768770
>>75768845
>>75768845
>>75768845
>>75768845

AAAAAAAAA PLEASE RESPOND

>>75768923
I go to sleep at like 12:30 (it's 12:18 right now) since I have work at 9 anyway and don't really do anything before I go to work.
>>75768770
Yes

>>75768909
>Come on anon, where you born yesterday?
i'm 1 day old
janny pls don't ban

>>75768590
holy shit

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>AMERILARDS

>>75768949
I'm 17 years old right now but will turn 18 as soon as I hit the post button

Footkraut is a bad poster
You heard it here officially folks

Break's up buds cya later ;))

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im worried about him guys

*yawns obnoxiously*

can't go to be until my processes complete on the university cluster

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>>75768965

*sneezes in your direction without covering his mouth*

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i've played 20 games now and did not lose one
fucking scrublets rage quitting on me and wanting 4 rematches
pic related: best girl

>>75768897
Been there, it's pretty nice.
I think you can get by just learning french which is supposed to be closer to spanish than german. French is one of their official languages. They are a constitutional monarchy, their environment is similar to the one in NRW and RLP.

>>75768965
hilarious post

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watch lonesome dove

>>75768970
the only break you need to cut short is your brake line, kartoffel

>>75768946
Prove to me it's a good idea

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>>75768992
SIR! DELETE THIS P-POST RIGHT NOW SIR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

The good old computer just crashed

What kind of place has a twenty minute break for breakfast? Seriously, why doesn't the Kraut come up with better lies? He also said that he sleeps for only four hours a day (despite posting during those four hours he should be sleeping before he apparently goes to work).

>>75769034
Have you tried turning it off and on again

>>75769026
post me some monkeys

>>75769022
It helps you feel less stressed out. It's also a good idea to jerk off before you meet a girl.

>>75769049
He posted his hand the other day and it was pretty yellow-brown coloured even for a "new German".

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>>75769066

>>75769085
I know of a yellow skinned "German". There used to be a "German" poster on Ylilauta who was actually from Kazakhstan. I remember seeing him post on 4chan /int/ before. People called him Bavaria.

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>>75769089

>>75768792
get a life

>>75769022
It's always a good idea to jack off

>>75769089
hehe!

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>>75769089
Nutsack there isn't /our-monke/

>>75769130
They put that monkey on a diet

the german is a proxy user infa 1488%
he would've replied when i told that ill publicly will release feces in his country

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>>75769130
this
wrong finn

>>75769140
Heard his troop put up quite the fight to protect him

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>>75769162
tfw no big butted tomboy swimmer gf

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this is what i believe

>>75769130
this place's memes never cease to make me kek

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>>75769181
>tomboy
do you think this beauty is a tomboy too?
do you think all athletic women are tomboys?
how dare you

>>75769189
i mean, he's not wrong

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>>75767949

>>75769198
no, i was not referring the woman in the picture specifically
tomboyos have 'short' hair most of the time

>>75769221
asshole!!

>>75769231
*GRAB'S YOU BY THE THOT*
BACK THE FUG OFF OK??

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>>75769206
no, no, iran supports terrorism, evil people, bring back the shah

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>>75769198
>tfw no olympic gf

>>75769302
well, indirectly CIA supports that because modern Iran is a result of us

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>>75769307
iktf

>>75769307
wtf j'adore la france maintenant

>>75769302
>bring back the shah
we wuz achaemenids n shit

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>>75769333
>olympic villages are international orgies with beautiful people
>ywn experience that
feels bad man

Is this finn drunk or just very autistic

>>75769363
t. tripfag

>>75769352
I was fantasizing about this just the other day.

>is a finn autistic
Next you'll ask are leafs shitposters

>>75769399
i used to think leafs referred to canadians

ok it's been fun
night guys

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AAAAAAH OOOOOOH

>>75769395
People are hungover while they compete at the olympics, it's mega-chad time.
>http://www.espn.com/olympics/summer/2012/story/_/id/8133052/athletes-spill-details-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine
>http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/olympic-village-party-stories

>>75769461
>>75769461
>>75769461
>>75769461
NEW

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>>75769389

>>75769377
Yes