/cum/

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>>75769461

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He's in so much pain.

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>>75769428
What did he mean by this?

why does every canadian band sound like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEW40kFu7UQ

gotta poo

rude

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>>75769559
>"Did you just cut one anon? You're such a joker!"

>>75769612
hope she doesn't get the poison oak

Goodnight /cum/
I may be a nobody now but soon enough my amazing humor and good opinions will win everybody over
Maybe I'll even develop my own gimmick like all the other cool tripfriends and namebuds

hey /cum/ my abdomen is warm - actually it's extremely hot.

how do i get the temperature down? this feels like the temperature at which organs breakdown. i legitimately fear i won't make it through a three hour sleep

>>75769680
I don't know

>>75769680
>nigga be trippin balls
Ice pack

>>75769721
that won't keep it below 102 for three hours

>>75769737
RIP

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*tit-posts*

>>75769824
not a fan honestly

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Do you guys have gfs?

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>>75769873
a tad gay

i'd /cum/ in her ass if you know what i mean famalam

>>75769922
no

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>>75769960
remove kebab

*moves to /brit/*

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So leaves I'm gonna have an opportunity to become one of you in the near future, should I take it and if so what's the best province?

>>75771032
come to BC, we have nice mountains. Other provinces are either too french or too flat.

can't believe I put off reading horimiya for so long. Seriously cute, but painful

>>75771233
Gf was saying same thing but also complaining about cost of living, is it just too high in Vancouver or what?

Could I, a white Englishman, become an illegal immigrant in America?

>>75772006
If you entered here illegally. We Americans don't equate nationality with race.

All of your false claims against me stand no ground.
I could proof any of you wrong.

>>75772302
Effortlessly I might add

have to go to work lads


fuck jobs amiright

Fug I'm baked

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Rofl

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Fuck drumpf

>>75775230
can he do anything right? fuck drumpf

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Not letting you post this, fucking idiot

Hi everybody

>>75775552
Stop bullying him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjkXfQva7vw

Cock

>>75775788
Good post

who else /fuckeduptheirsleepcycle/ here?

*sharts*

might have made one or two low quality posts yesterday. please forgive me

>>75777190
are you in a mart right now?

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im back from work you guys

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Californians are truly master race

>>75777550
>>75775552
Btfo

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Minnesota is not white

>>75777550
Welcome Home!

>>75771615
Ganna be higher in canada in general in cities, but yes in Van it will be a lot higher. If you're picking a city I'd go either Toronto,Vancouver,Montreal (mostly english at this point) maybe even Calgary.

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Not a huge fan of Spain desu

>>75778391
>Montreal (mostly english at this point)
What? Montreal is about 1/3 English and shrinking.You can't get a job here without speaking french.

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Decent fan of Spain desu

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thinking about coffee

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thinking about urbanism

>>75778618
In the city itself? In the surrounding area is all french but the city itself is still speaks english and I have a ton of friends who graduated uni and work there now coming from toronto and only speaking english

>>75778637
>>75778565
Extremely low quality post

Same to you covfefe leaf

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I'm back from work you guys

>>75778832
Montreal's infrastructure is disgusting especially the highways coming in to the city, Toronto at least has a decade or two before they get that bad

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ah, yes, torontonian infrastructure

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>>75778860
Lmao shut up ur black

>>75778839
>but the city itself is still speaks english
Literally what? This simply isn't true. If a company is large they are FORCED to do business in French. Even law firms have to use the french version of Windows.

The companies your friends are working for are actually breaking the law by doing business in English in Montreal.
>>75778894
Owning a car in montreal is for chumps and if you live in the suburbs and commute into the city you should consider suicide.

>>75778955
Its getting torn down and rebuilt as we speak though it took forever and costs to much, the pot holes and side streets though are always a fucking mess with pot holes n shit. Hell on my street we have half a speed bump remaining because they didn't bother to remove it fully

>>75779017
>Its getting torn down and rebuilt as we speak though
So is the main interchange in montreal, the turcot

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>>75778650

Just made a not very good post

>>75779136
Same

Bringing this siesta meme back to the states I think

rice krispies treats

>>75769461
who's the owner of such bubbly bottocks?

>>75779312
>>75779280
>>75779247
SNAP

*Whips out cock*

Alright Americans I'm ready

>>75779356
To be circumcised?

>>75769922
gps > gfs

>>75769947
Ew her titties have vains so disgusting and not perfect, anime girls don't have vains, she can't even compete, what a second rate try-hard

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the more i consider my place in life the worse it gets

>>75769461
I'd like to hike those hills, if you know what I mean.

is justin beiber national hero in canada?

>>75775573
Leafs r to nice

>>75776940
Somehow managed to do the opposite desu

>>75779680
You'll be ok bud

Smart people smoke cigarettes

Intellectuals smoke pipes

>>75779691
>no norwegian flag
What do you mean Möhåmidd?

>>75779825
wokers vape

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Hike edition? I hiked 314 meters altitudes today.

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I JUST BIT THE TIP OF MY TONGUE HARD

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>>75779938
314m isn't much, but it's 314m more than you moved your ass today, right? RIGHT?

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>>75779779
i don't think i will be

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>>75779977
lulz dont bite ur tongue

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REALLY don't wanna go to work today buds

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>>75780045
NOW YOU TELL ME

>>75779835
I moved my hand back and forth amounting to a total of 314m today, if you know what I mean.

>>75780076
Do you have a burger hand?

>>75771032
>>75771615
>>75778391
>>75778618

Partially informed opinion.

Toronto:
> + more entertainment than other places
> + great restaurant scene
> + low grocery costs
> + good shopping
> - very high housing costs
> - high utilities costs
> - lousy transport infrastructure
> - high seasonal temperature variations

Vancouver
> + good amount of entertainment
> + great restaurant scene
> + excellent location
> + low seasonal temperature variations
> - very high cost of living
> - wet all year round
> - city centre full of drug addicts and homeless people
> - lousy transport infrastructure


Calgary
> + low housing costs
> + young, growing city
> - not a lot of entertainment
> - not very well situated
> - can get very cold.

Montreal
> + good location
> + good amount of entertainment
> + good restaurant scene
> - lousy roads
> - gets a shitload of snow every winter

Another city worth considering is Ottawa, boring as it may be.

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>Somebody assumes I'm going to dinner with them tonight
>don't even give me an out
>now obligated to go to dinner with them and a bunch of people I don't know

DON'T THEY KNOW I'M AUTISTIC???

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>>75779987
How many pull ups u do

>>75779911
Stop

>>75780019
We beleev in u

OP image has coaxed me in

Alri lads

>>75780181
About 10-12 I guess. It's been a while since I tried.

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>Another city worth considering is Ottawa, boring as it may be.

it's a strugle

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>just bid on $150 of action figure auctions
what the fuck have I just done

>>75769645
:)

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>>75769645
>no extra flags
>expecting recognition from me

>>75780433
were they cool at least?

>>75780433
what kind of action figures

LMAO EBIN FKAGS BRO DDDDDDDD

>>75780557
reported

>>75780550
>>75780540
Some horror movies, Godzilla, Doctor Who, Team Fortress, Bioshock, and Aliens.

I haven't even watched the Aliens movies in full or played Bioshock.

>>75780609
reported for announcing report

>>75780660
fucking NERD

Just got home from work.
GF has her laptop back, we can cyber on the big screen now :---)

>>75780740
Hope Chad doesn't find out gl

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>>75780718
Consumerism is just too powerful

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There's a hike in San Diego called the Three Sisters Trail because it leads to a series of three waterfalls (pic related, took it on Monday). People do the hike to swim in the falls. The trail is about 1.5 miles and covered in poison oak, yet you see girls all along the thing hiking in bikinis and running shoes. Yeah, you look cute as fuck, but the sunburn and poison oak is going to make you want to kill yourself when you get back home.

>>75780807
Meant to reply to >>75769638

>Proponents theorize that memes are a viral phenomenon that may evolve by natural selection in a manner analogous to that of biological evolution. Memes do this through the processes of variation, mutation, competition, and inheritance, each of which influences a meme's reproductive success. Memes spread through the behavior that they generate in their hosts. Memes that propagate less prolifically may become extinct, while others may survive, spread, and (for better or for worse) mutate. Memes that replicate most effectively enjoy more success, and some may replicate effectively even when they prove to be detrimental to the welfare of their hosts.
RIP Pepe 2014-2017

>>75780845
um, no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEzk9jM2gbU

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>>75780807
>when u try and sex it up with hiking chads but u end up looking like an idiot and chad falls for the competent, prepared hiking gal

>>75780129
Montreal has the best restaurants and nightlife of any canadian city, and the best public transport infrastructure. There is literally not a better city to be an urban 20 something in, in canada. If you're absolutely fixated on money, live in a shoebox in Toronto and get a high paying job there.

Snow isn't a real downside considering we have the most advanced snow clearing system in the entire world. (streets and sidewalks are cleared before morning, unless in storm conditions)

And yeah our roads are shit, if you move to montreal and dont pick an apartment within walking distance to a metro you deserve every traffic jam you sit in.

Should I go to work today?

>>75780945
This is some next-level delusion.

>>75781154
t. anglo

>>75781025
No

>>75781154
First off thats not an argument and second off, how is toronto better than montreal besides incomes?

>>75780945
don't care about restaurants and nightlife 2bh women are universal

>>75780770
what did you mean by this

Think I'm gonna get chipolte for lunch

Opinions?

>>75781261
>2bh women are universal
Nah, Montreal has hotter women. Every time I leave the city people get uglier and dress worse. Even in Manhattan there were less pretty girls.

>>75781280
don't care

>>75781222
>how is toronto better than montreal
No Frogs

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who /drunkbeforenoon/ here

who /completelysoberfor3months/ here???

>>75768861
>>75768792
>>75769085

lol

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>>75781318
Yeah hearing pakis speak like jamaicans is much better

>>75781189
I'm from Québec, dingus.

>>75781222
You didn't make an argument in the first place, either. You just gave your own opinions.

Toronto is a larger city and has a much better variety of restaurants, nightlife, and what have you. The only positive to Montréal is they have better Chinese.

Also, best public transit infrastructure? What? Toronto's subway might be overcrowded, but they still have buses, trains, streetcars, and more. They span the entire city for $3.10, and the cross-city connections and regional transit networks are better than anything STM could dream of.

And what does "most advanced snow clearing system in the world" even mean? You literally use the same plows and salt as the rest of the country. Toronto's problem is blowing snow from the great lakes, and the fact that their sidewalks are too narrow to put it anywhere.

You literally didn't make a single, valid argument in favour of Montréal.

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>tfw your 10+ year old hard drive vanishes overnight
rip music

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>>75781475
another plebe who doesn't keep backups
let this be a lesson

>>75781291
That wasn't what I was implying lol
New York's pretty overrated. Maybe the climate and having to speak French helps keep the thirdworlders away (and that it's not mentioned too much in hollywood)

>>75781475
should OF used the CLOUD

If you were invited to a big group dinner, but you weren't hungry and knew you wouldn't eat, would you still go?

>>75781530
Maybe for desert

There was this one amateur porn chick from Montreal.
Wasn't even good looking but she was a good cocksucker and I watched her shit back in the early 2000s, KaZaA days (lol who remembers).
Can't remember her name right now but she was kind of an inside joke between me and one of my friends because she had this strong French accent and in one video she goes "we finali decided to make foot fetish movie".

She was blonde and young looking...hm...

>>75781430
>Toronto is a larger city and has a much better variety of restaurants, nightlife, and what have you.
Then how come Montreal has more art/music/culture festivals and more densely packed commercial strips? (St. Denis, St. Laurent, Crescent Street, Old Port etc etc.)
>The only positive to Montréal is they have better Chinese.
Toronto has WAY more chinks, but montreal's chinese community is older so you might be right on that front.
>Also, best public transit infrastructure? What?
Yes, our metro covers the urban core of Montreal effectively, I only need to take the bus on occasion when something isnt within 15 minutes of a metro station. I don't see how a tram is any different from a bus (in fact your street running trams have lower average speeds than buses)

And I'll admit GO trains are better than AMT trains. That's simply because Toronto sprawls more than Montreal. The Montreal metro completely and utterly puts the TTC to shame. Also its 3.25 for transit on the entire island of Montreal.

>nd what does "most advanced snow clearing system in the world" even mean? You literally use the same plows and salt as the rest of the country.
Nope, we actually collect snow and dump it in special sites, which means there isnt snow on the sidewalks or street.

>>75781614
What if you knew they would make fun of you for not eating?

>>75781516
>>75781475


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cp_uwr-7lY

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>>75781516
this
sticking to bookmarks is the way to go

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>somebody buys me a new face shaver because I've been using the same one for almost 15 years and its literally melting
>throw out old one immediately
>start using new one
>its not very good
>sounds like its dying since the first time I use it
>have to literally scrape my face with it for it to cut the hair
>cant get rid of it because it was a gift and it means a lot to me
>cant even tell I shaved when I use it

please like comment and subscribe to my blog

>>75781952
i cant grow facial hair on my cheeks

help

>>75781952
just use a swiss army knife

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>>75781980
It comes in pretty patchy so anything past like 1/10th of an inch on my cheeks looks stupid IMO so I keep it as stubble at the longest.

I mostly just stick with a short goatee/soul patch thing and a stubble mustache most of the time. Last time I grew a full beard/mustache I actually got an infection around my lips and I think it was because of my mustache.

>>75782007
I would probably cut myself and look stupid. Also I haven't had one since I was in kindergarden and got in trouble for bringing it to school one day.

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>>75782060
pshh, coward.

I got caught bringing in Yu-Gi-Oh cards into my school after they were banned, and I still smuggled in a couple of Blue Eyes White Dragons in my backpack afterwards

>>75782060
>I mostly just stick with a short goatee/soul patch thing and a stubble mustache most of the time
Me too, but I'd like a beard in the winter

oh well

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>>75782132
It's a funny story how I got caught with the knife in school. I had just showed my friends it because I wanted to be cool (the only reason I brought it), then I tripped right in front of the teachers desk and it flew out of my pocket and landed in front of me in the most hilarious way possible. Thank god it was in the early 90s, I only got a talking to instead of it being national news like it would be today.

Also I played a 3-way duel where I made up the rules and told my friends that the winner won all of our god cards. I obviously won and then sold all our god cards later that year. Feel really bad about it now, I was such a douche as a kid but it was because I was stupid, not sinister.

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feel like shit
pray we overcome buds

also feel like shit

>>75782265
>>75782302
Get up and move around buds, you'll feel better in no time

>>75782233
I was a sinister coward when I was a kid. I was cringey.

When I lost Yu-Gi-Oh games I would cry so I didn't have to give up cards, and I stole some cards from my friends. It's probably karma that I have so few friends now, and the ones I do have now complain I follow the rules too much.

>>75782336
*beats u up*

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>>75782336
people like you should be put in camps

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>>75782336
I lost a big chunk of my friends because I entered chronic depression around the age of 14 without telling anybody and just recently started treating myself for it (13 years later).

The ones who stuck around though, are the best friends I could ever hope for.

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>>75782402
>>75782406
Don't be rude to my friend unless you want me to be rude to YOU

>>75782265
>>75782302
This>>75782335
Go for a walk, I always feel better after.

gonna eat some spaghetti

>>75782462
>friends with cucks county

ill gladly be rude to you, chump

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>>75782480
vermont maple syrup is way better than canadian maple syrup

>>75782402
*absorbs it*
*stores it to use in my next sick rap*
>>75782406
If it's any consolation, I'm a stickler for rules now and one of my friends backstabbed me and nearly had me framed for something I did not do.

>>75782423
I lost a lot of friends too around 13-15 and became shut in and angry/sad. I am recovered and am pretty outgoing, but I think I suffer from dysthmia, not full blown depression. I pushed away a lot of good people though and I just want to move away to have a new start

How are you treating yourself?

>>75782477
moms spaghetti knees week arms spaghetti

>>75782513
>If it's any consolation, I'm a stickler for rules now
i know youre a faggot bud, dont need to tell me twice
>>75782509
*leans into mic*
Wrong.

>>75782513
After the 3rd doctor recommend I take anti-depressants I agreed and they put me on the sub-clinical dose of it. Ever since I've been way more active, way more social and I feel like I'm a kid again. I'm going out with my brother and maybe some other family members/friends to some batting cages and driving range just to hang out tomorrow, which is something I would've never just randomly invited people to do before.

>>75782509
what is this abomination

>>75782513
*buys ur mixtape*
*leaves negative comment on ur bandcamp*

>gf lying down on her stomach with the feet in view

cot damn those soles

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>>75782477

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>>75782664
>what is this abomination
a canadian

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>>75782509
>>75782572
replying to him is a MISTAKE!!!
NEW MEXICO WAS RIGHT!!!

>>75782612
that's awesome, but I hate batting cages. Have gun
>>75782664
>>75782664
u clrly have never seen my raps b4

>>75782679
rubber dainite soles >>>>>>>>>>>> leather soles
no contest (srs)

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>>75782729
I've been on a baseball kick all year, it's basically my life right now. I'm thinking about joining my cousins softball team. Before I fell into depression I use to play baseball and football every day, it's like I haven't missed a beat.

>>75782792
can home run balls kill people?

for the record: i go out of my way to engage quebec poster. i am never the aggressor

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>>75782844
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/2010/05/16/40-years-ago-to-1/

Yeah

>>75782904
fuck. I meant not engage.
I do not engage quebec poster.

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A new soccer movie.

What are you guys up to?

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brb taking a nice cold shower

>>75782938
did team usa lose a soccer match or something?

>>75782955
Seething because got treated like shit by a couple of knuckleheads at a used car dealership

>>75783000
What happened?

>>75782955
the uge


>>75782938
how are we kooked if we beat everyone in the female FIFA

>>75783000
got to check those google reviews first

>>75782923
i don't feel safe near baseball games

>>75783027
Just business.

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>>75782955
considering becoming the very same degenerate pothead I used to hate because it's probably better for me than chainsmoking and buying new packs every other day

>>75783073
Check my trips

>>75781792
I wouldn't go

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>>75782938

m-maybe we'll force a draw at the azteca

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>>75782938
Soccer is gay

>>75782955
Watching some anime

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i want to take this moment to say, while quebec is afk, that he is probably not a bad person

>>75781952
To me it seems electric shavers have gone down in quality
Or it's just that their price reflects their quality
My dad used to have ine for years, but all the new ones he's gotten are way worse than this cheap replacable blade shaver I've had

>>75783073
>gotta read those google reviews
TBF ppl who don't like the businesses will usually refrain from writing negative reviews so they don't seem like irate or unreasonable customers. I guess most are afraid to write negative reviews because it casts the negative attention also somewhat on themselves.

Therefore, you as a potential customer or business partner see only the "good" reviews. They may not actually be good reviews at all and just shills the dealership pays off to trap newbies in the market.

>>75783102
you need jesus

>>75783233
*give u a swirly*

>>75783233
Im a good person i just think youre a godawful poster and would fuck off permanently

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This 2bh

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>>75783306
I need a bullet

>>75783296
I just find it hard to believe that Stephen Hawkins went here to buy a used car and then give it a 5 star rating afterwards.

Seems very suspicious if you ask me.

>>75783355
i shared this with /cum/ lol

schizophrenic baby boomer anglophones complaining about quebec online is quite possibly the greatest form of distilled butthurt that exists today

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>>75783315
You remind me that some people in this world cannot be negotiated or reasoned with, and that vigilance must never be forgone. I will never forget this.

Maybe one day I will leave. That day will come out of sheer positive achievement, not an accumulation of negative comments. I must succeed to leave, and that will take a while.
>>75783306
I love marble cake

>>75783428
He's right though, it's all true. You're not real Canadians, you're Frog-metis rape babies.

Is it gay to suck cock

>>75783459
reminder that french canadians are the founding culture of this country

>>75783479

yes

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Toronto is the worst "city" in Canada.

Remove.

>>75783364
will trade a bullet for more cute

>>75783479
no

>>75783482
Reminder that French Canadian """"culture""""" is shit and Quebecers all have squaw blood pumping through their hearts.

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>>75783073
>i don't feel safe near baseball games
If you're near the infield and in one of the front sections you should never keep your eye off the field.

>>75783514
I like your answer more

>>75783534
thx bud i'm glad we agree

>>75783102
>because it's probably better for me than chainsmoking and buying new packs every other day
It is, but chances are more likely that you'll end up doing both.

>>75783517
Anglo canadian culture outside of the maritimes (which is a quebecois colony) is nonexistent

>>75783482
>>75783459
Does it honestly matter
u are all one big naysh naysh
>>75783526
a game so slow and strategic
yet so dangerous
a simmering fear
never blink

>>75783296
>TBF ppl who don't like the businesses will usually refrain from writing negative reviews so they don't seem like irate or unreasonable customers
I heard the opposite, and that it's usually people who dislike something who review it. Not everyone has to sound like paul joseph watson when they write a review though.
But when I think about it when i leave bad reviews I'll usually leave it at one star and blank

>>75783479
Not if they're hot

>>75783264
All of the electric shavers I've looked at are really expensive though.

The one I used for almost 15 years was like $20 and it had multiple heads and worked perfectly till the day I trashed it.

>>75783606
How old are you?

>>75783374
why would stephen hawking need a car he is attached to one

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>>75783560
I'm pretty confident I can kick cigarettes at will
I've been smoking on and off since I was 13 and I could go for months in a row then quit cold turkey with no withdrawal
I just need something I can use as a coping mechanism

>>75783567
>maritimes
>Quebec colony

LOL, the maritimes doesn't use your le reddit language and they don't surrender, sorry. Quebec has a culture it's just pathetic. Anglo culture dominates the world.

>>75783580
It really can be scary. When I was a young boy in little league I swung early and got hit right in the spine with a pitch. It hurt so bad I froze at the plate for the rest of the year and quit for years after that.

I was going through my old stuff the other day and found a little league game ball that I got and it made me laugh because it was probably basically a participation trophy

>>75783627
19 and 3 months

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GOD DAMMIT

>>75783584
He is

>>75783627
27 as of this week

>>75783641
Then why not just do that without the weed? It sounds like you still have a pacifier habit more than anything else, why not try to kick that instead?

>>75783682
Just goes to show how fragile we are. A dictionary thrown off a tall building could seriously injure or even kill someone

why do women play softball? I don't get it. the ball is larger and heavier.

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>>75783772
because I need and want a coping mechanism

You guys were right, I feel much much better after eating a big bowl of pasta. fucking miracle cure

>>75783655
The maritimes are a quebecois colony lmao you know how many fags I've met from NS and NL trying to make it in Montreal?

Anglo culture dominates the world sure, but its certainly not anglo canadian culture west of the ottawa river

>>75783807
a cinderblock thrown off the empire state building could kill a 68 year old man

>>75783849
i told u

>>75783812
I can understand that, I was the same way and only quit out of necessity. I just think you're fighting the wrong demon.

>>75783807
>why do women play softball? I don't get it. the ball is larger and heavier.
It's softer and easier to hit/catch.

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>just started working at 7/11
>already on first-name basis with most of the gambling addicts who come in every day to buy scratch tickets

can feel my soul being crushed buds

>>75783892

why would you want to work at 7-11

>>75783892
when a portly italian-american man wearing a leather jacket comes in and asks you if you know where the gamblers currently are, what are you going to tell them

>>75783918
most people dont want to work, period. we're forced to

>>75783918
i don't but no one else in the area is hiring

only reason i got this job was bc my uncle is the manager

>>75783874
Wait a second, So they're colonizing you? top kek. I see NFLD plates on the road all over Ontario too actually.

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>>75783890
maybe I'll stop if I ever find the right one but I'm not counting on it

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holy shit

>>75783991
*appears on your doorstep*
H-hey

>>75783943
not sure if this is an allusion to a movie or something but realistically theyre probably all napping or drinking

>>75784027
Oh God my Lord I now begin. Oh help me and I'll leave my sin.
For I repent and thou shall be. Thru evil I will turn to thee.
Whom ever shall destroy my faith. For I repent and thou shall be.
Oh God my Lord I now begin. Oh help me and I'll leave my sin.
For I repent and thou shall be.
Thru evil I will turn to thee. †
>>75784045
gaba
gool

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>>75783459
>>75783482
>>75783517
>>75783567
>>75783655
>>75783874
>>75783955
guys, chill out

The Californian is very rude

>>75784186
DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL OUT

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>>75784196
he claims to be the nicest poster but seems to hate asians, gays, and some other group I forgot.

>>75784303

I dont hate gays

I hate gayposting

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reminder

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reminder

>>75784335
Real talk: You seem to fluctuate between left wing, anti-racist ideology, and then celebrating the purity of Quebec. I'm curious as to how you reconcile these two lines of thinking
>>75784333
ok
so is there a group you actually hate

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I say mean things about people a lot but the one group I really, truly despise is the Pennsilveinians

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>>75784399

>>75784418
rude 2bh

>>75784418
Forgive Lehigh, he is a man in a state of uncertainty and disillusionment. He will find his path one day, but as of now, he is our token bouncer that represents the most aggressive of PA posters.

Talk to Monty, Pitts, Centre, or even me, and you will see we have a range of personas
>>75784460
Do you want to leave Cali?

>>75784399
I dont like people that don't act culturally "white". I also love quebec, its culture and language. I'm also a socialist.

None of these are mutually exclusive.

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>i'm also a socialist

>>75784499

nah

>>75784506
Ah okay, so you're a civic nationalist? That makes sense.

Are you worried about the potential influx of Africans from Francophone African nations? From what I've heard, Quebec accepts anyone who can speak French, and French-speaking african countries have sky high population growth

>>75784560
>Are you worried about the potential influx of Africans from Francophone African nations?
If they integrate I don't give a shit. I have african heritage myself.
>From what I've heard, Quebec accepts anyone who can speak French
No. Canada has a points based immigration system but the provincial government of quebec can refuse people based on language. Quebec is more likely to accept a francphone immigrant from Cote D'Ivoire than an anglophone immigrant from Pakistan.

thinking about jury nullification

>>75784637
So your points system usually filters out all but the highly skilled? The concern is not that they're African, but in some parts of Africa there is a titanic struggle between conservative variants of Christianity and Islam, and that could complicate integration, but time will tell on that

thinking about tight girl butts

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>>75784637
>I have african heritage myself.

>>75784805
Same

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>>75784805

>>75784805
What does "tight" mean
like, thin? bubbly?

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>>75779691
Her name is Marina Sirtis

>>75784919
wut? marina sirtis is troi from star trek

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>>75784901
firm

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Needs a girl who'll call me onii-chan buds

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>>75784919
not sure if srs but was not dissapointed

>>75784960
this

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>>75784965
I'll call you whatever you want bb

got the internship buds

Test

>>75784965
go to any anime convention

>>75785014
grats

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>>75784957
Xdddd

>>75784960
I feel really picky on the internet but when I'm with some of my stick thin female friends i am mirin

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>>75784965

how fast do you have to move to leave an afterimage

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>>75785051
DAMN YOU!

>>75785101
Stolen from a forum:

This isn't a physics phenomenon, but a biological one - look up persistence of vision. Basically our eyes have a limited response time so if we flash two different images quickly we will see an average of both images. TV uses this to appear to give us smooth motion where in reality it is flashing images every frame.

If we assume we need a 25Hz frame rate for the effect that means each frame is 40ms long. Flash needs to stationary for most of that time otherwise we would just see a blur. Let assume he is stationary for 39ms then he has 1ms to get to his new place, wait for 39ms and return to his start position and repeat the process. If he wants to create two images of himself 1 metre apart he needs a velocity of 1000 metre per second or 2236 miles per hour (assuming he can instantly accelerate).

This isn't a mirror image though, but would appear to give two images of Flash.

i want to eat bread sticks for lunch

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>>75785013
R-really? State?!?!?!

>>75785050
Going to Anime Milwaukee next year

need a wealthy woman in her 30s to be my gf

>>75785199
Solid

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>>75785199
Arkansas

>>75785222
there are lots of single women who are highly educated, but also perpetually alone because women tend to avoid dating down (obviously there are tons of exceptions)

>>75785185
i'll never be naruto now

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>>75785222

>>75783892
Take a job at Securitas instead :^)

>>75785253
yes, they're called christmas cakes and i want one

>>75785050
thanks. I told myself I'd stop smoking weed for a while but now I want to celebrate with some weed

>>75784786
We get black christians and muslim arabs. I dont care if theyre in quebec as long as they follow the law, speak french and dont try to practise their culture outside their home or house of worship

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>h-hey are you a christmas cake?
>what?
>it-it's a term from japan. I think you're a christmas cake, are you?
>...

>>75785308
christmas cakes are japanese businesswomen over the age of 25 who can't find a date because older, single women are undesirable in japan
it's different

>>75785344
resist the urge bud