the black gf edition
Anime
>>75764473
t. virgin
willy poo bum
shit edition
>>75764550
she looks like a 5 year old child that's been caught breaking something
the virgin meal
start racemixing
NOW
для yкpaїнcьких дiвчaт!
>>75764585
jungle fever croat?
girl willies
azn>bix nood
how do I climb a giant fence
>>75764622
im gonna post this before i go to sleep
>>75764607
isnt every croat infected with jungle fever by now ?
>>75764649
In that case wtf I love croats now
the waifus
>>75764645
Post template
why are Australian woman being murdered by brown people in England?
>>75764607
Probably?
Or should I say mos def.
Here's more curly hair qtness by the way:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VET23C-9A
>>75764664
>3dpd
two on the bottom left are good taste tho
>>75764674
did she die
>>75764578
hits a bit too close to home this one
what exactly are girls, idk even know anymore
>>75764664
who's the one to the left of ellen page
>>75764649
good lad
>>75764684
because girls are raised here to look down on coalburners
https://youtu.be/RobhSr2bozU
absolute choon
>>75764683
zoe is super qt
>>75764705
twitter girl that used to be posted here, josefina
something's up. why am i the only yank on here? did you lads say anything to my bras while i was gone? answer me!
>>75764664
I see you are an eye man
I am an eye man myself
>>75764687
stop posting this bleak attempt to pose as a woman.
used to make fun of people with bum chins but now i have one myself
>>75764753
arseface
the sister sent me this
>mfw white people still exist
ah, finally >>75764784
>>75764578
Literally me and my gf (without belly for me)
/brit/ seems less busy these days
>>75764779
peng
>>75764550
FUCK YOU, I'M MILLWAL
>>75764797
it is 3 in the morning tbf
>>75764779
schwing
>>75764795
hello josie
kind of want a wank but cba finding the right material
got a bladder infection again
Doing a poo and I'm thinking about YOU
New Conservative leader Andrew Scheer wants to reopen the debate on the metric system
>>75764822
high probability of you being a grill, are you?
>>75764825
meaning what, pro-metric or anti-metric?
>>75764779
Does she usually looks straight in your eyes like that anon?
>>75764849
Anti, kind of.
He wants to bring back inches, feet and acres as official measurements because that's what everyone uses anyway.
>>75764645
>>75764671
>doesn't post template
Gay, but here's mine.
Sitting at an Applebee's bar, alone, and there's only women's softball and basketball on the TVs...
>>75764824
think about someone else, will you? i'm trying to wank
>>75764872
yank'd
>>75764674
because people here still want to believe the UK is safe and not the destitute terror shithole it's becoming.
>>75764842
maybe
i don't know why i bother going on the internet, i hate other people's opinions
>>75764878
legs too small, kness too bent, chin too round
6/10 at most
>>75764879
>>75764903
idiot
>>75764913
5/10
still howling at the yank that got janny'd a few days ago
>>75764664
Problem with super white skin is it shows blemishes really easily.
>>75764923
>he doesn't use Clover
Sad!
>>75764883
Now I'm definitely thinking about you ;)
>>75764872
similar situation here, apart from the Gen. Z which is of course cancerous.
>>75764884
*unfrog'd*
>>75764923
*screeches and pulls out my hair*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwDPhummhg
>>75764931
>tfw no irish gf to domestically abuse
>look good in mirrors
>ugly in photos
anyone know this feel?
>>75764971
yea
>>75764971
I am literally a 2/10 in photos, it ruins my day seeing a photo of me
watching some literal billionaires life story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu6_XV21pT0
this is who all wagecucks aspire to be
>>75764971
I look fat in the mirror and like I'm sucking it in in pics
>>75764971
yup
It's just because you're used to seeing a flipped image of yourself.
Left or Right /brit/?
>>75764985
thanks reddit
>>75764977
George Soros has a more inspiring story 2bh
>>75764995
left
>>75764985
nah it's cos I'm ugly
>don't show up in mirrors
>face always missing in photos
i'm not the only one?
>>75765000
don't care unless there's a documentary about it
>>75764995
pic related
>>75764999
anyday for you <3333
>>75764995
neither
>>75764971
Yep this as well.
Look good in the mirror, every photo of me though I look like that literal /pol/ hunched over jew meme.
>>75764971
>>75764985
Its all about lighting, angles and lenses FOV. Different camera lenses can make your face look better/worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8tr4xDm2Lc
>>75764645
this is objectively correct and you only disagree if you're either
1. subhuman
2. virgin who is desperate for intimacy
3. autistic
just woke up. hate life
>ugly in mirrors
>ugly in photos
anyone know this feel?
>>75765007
I think you're a vampire
sleep soon
love life
simples *squeaks in russian*
>>75765027
>I'm not bragging, I've read 1000's of books
you hardly retain any information you simply read
Here's mine boys
>>75765031
>children with chinks
you're aware hapas are the most mentally unstable people right
>>75765060
t. memlet
>>75765031
why do you hate black people so much? they're not all niggers you know. there are some classy, well to do black women. never 100% African though haha. I wouldn't have kids with one, but would marry. That being said, I probably wouldn't have any kids with anyone. Child cruelty bringing them into this world at this point. Unless I someohow get very rich so they can have life on easy mode
lmao
*blocks ur path*
>>75765081
Black people in the US are like a different species from those in the UK, but you're still right on an individual basis.
>>75765052
«пpocты́є»
this has to be the most poisonous general on the board, i don't know why i keep coming back here
>>75765067
It's true, read a chapter of a textbook and test yourself. You will be surprised how little you actually remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbdkMPeRDuA
Zoe is based
>Dating rich hapa asexual
>Only get to fuck her like once a month
Shit fucking sucks ass. But she also pays for me to bang decent hookers so I don't know if it's all that bad. It just sucks knowing that you'll never have not-fake sex again, because she's faking it since asexual, and hooker is faking it because hooker.
>>75765108
Cuz you love us
>>75765110
Depends on the speed at which you read it too
>>75765108
in what way?
Explain this meme
>>75765105
Weasel man in
*weasels in russian*
>>75764872
he was just memeing lad
just watched the press gallery video where he said that, honestly the guy has some banter
>tfw being wagie
>>75765142
theresa may was a wheatfield marathon runner before she became a member of parliement
me the time traveller in the back
>>75764585
>>75764645
People like you are the reason why gas chambers were invented.
>intelligent but did poorly in school because of autism and laziness
anyone know this feel?
>>75765162
What's that mean?
anime
>>75765173
Doesn't sound like an intelligent thing to do...
>>75765182
she ran marathons in wheat fields
>>75765145
[voice-over:]
«David Attenborough narrates and directs the new natural documentary series “Weasels go wild: Uncut”, exclusively on BBC Four after the watershed.»
>>75765192
For what reason?
*enters thread*
*looks around*
...
SHADILAY
>>75765150
I'm pretty much having a midlife crisis at 30 because of it.
It's only been like 12 years and I'm so fucking sick of wage slavery. It's such a waste of your life. Doing the same fucking tedious shit day in day out that has no fucking point being stuck around people you don't actually like.
It's the worst when you look around your work and you're like "This is what I'm going to be doing, every single fucking day, for the next 40 years".
>>75765173
Pretty much. I just gave up in year 11 and 12 which was bad because it was the only shit that actually mattered.
Got a APS job, so I'm doing alrightish, but I seriously fucked up my youth due to anxiety and laziness... like I don't even know if it's laziness, it's just constant fucking fatigue.
still trying to get used to snus lads
too true desu
>>75765213
shadilay brother, inshakek
>tfw to intelligent too complete high school
>weasels
ah yes
>>75765173
>>75765223
intelligent and did great in school and uni desu
some of the banners are pretty funny
>>75765245
>>75765239
society needs brainy people like you as well
>>75765173
>to intelligent to get good grades
knew i could ace everything if i tried so i just never turned up and coasted a passing grade
>>75765254
I'm up fyi
>>75765229
I thought it was Jonny Vegas from mere sight of the thumbnail, Morriiiiisss.
>>75765275
same
>>75765229
yeah this is me as well
might hurry up and officially convert so i can get free legal weed and just generally be chill like "yo im cool believe what you want theres no god anyway read some science" you know
fucking hell am i cool
>>75765267
Go away
>>75765213
ebic
any other intellectuals around?
>>75765208
it's a popular competetive sport here
>>75765229
What would Islam be?
>>75765299
harumph
>>75765305
you could say that
>>75765314
black metal because it's scary and dissonant, but actually kind of redpilled/patrician
>>75765312
This is why you haven't been to the moon yet...
>>75765208
Ignore this fucking idiot >>75765192
Basically she was asked 'whats the worst thing you've ever done' and she replied something along the lines of 'running through farmers fields as a kid'
>>75765305
here la'
if only women appreciated intelligence as much as they do big muscles. sigh
>>75765229
>it's kind of like the reggae music of religions
>>75765081
dont hate black women, just not attracted
>he's here
>he's complaining about women
>again
http://hornbunny.com/videos/vacation-with-sister-12578.html
>>75765332
Hahahaha dumb yank
>>75765336
You're the idiot, you fucking sap.
>>75765364
check the name lel
glad my gimmick is that convincing
>>75765368
I do not have an issue with this post. Good work.
>>75765377
Fair play
I stopped at 190
>>75765329
'sheed
no one replies to my posts any more. considering leaving /brit/ for good. and no one will miss me
Haha cya
>>75765392
Assume that's a fat woman's child as her dp
>>75765414
hello josie
>>75765409
probably not xx
5409
name one gimmick you started
>>75765380
http://hornbunny.com/videos/sister-likes-her-brother-12590.html
>>75765329
>scary
To their 13 year old target audience maybe
>>75765419
Mate what is this meme?
>>75765423
too easy
>>75765428
gimmicks? I invented them mate
At some point we just have to say "enough is enough!" and stop giving a flying s**t if someone calls us racist.
Is it really a BAD thing to want to protect your homeland and its native customs?
Join me brothers. Vote.
>>75764550
>pass user
>>75765431
i-i was just saying hi
really hope hell is real just so lisicki goes there when he dies
>>75765329
Oh hi there rasheed abdul sal mahaat. Islam would obviously be islamic 'music' where they phlegm sing about killing people in their terrorist videos.
>>75765431
bizarro josie
poos and wees make chocolate cheese
/brit/? Completed it mate.
the gf
>>75765471
How was your day today Josie
>>75765409
dont feel bad if you left any country nobody would miss you
>>75765483
your girlfriend's even gayer than you mate
nigh' :P
>>75765490
not josie just enjoy making nonsensical posts, simple as
anyone watch that life swap program on BBC?
they had a taiwanese woman go to rural lancashire, everyone was really nice to her
wtf I thought northerners were turbo rorkes?
hate youtube videos with overly long intros
hate hate hate them
>>75765521
saw the first one
Was quite good
>>75765513
how was your day today not-Josie
>>75765526
love pints
love dogs
love birds
hate cats
>>75764550
vry hot...
>>75765540
did an anxiety
currently doing a self-loathe
>>75765553
The usual then haha
>>75765553
hey me too
>>75765559
how about I sweep the floor with your face
>>75765562
Bit harsh bru
Business idea: hack pornhub so it automatically shares any videos girls watch on normiebook
>>75765588
just go to blacked.com
>>75765562
Not sure how effective that would be
>>75765553
iktf
been thinking of the 'cide a lot recently arhar
>>75765588
just go to xhamster and click on the "for women" section
it's videos that women prefer
>>75765619
we were doing a lab and i had to do some reading out
not hard at all but my body just goes into sperg mode, heart was pounding and my breathing was real shallow
i was more anxious than i was during earthquakes, I am TRULY pathetic ahaha
last 2 housemates are moving out in an hour
+ no more normies in the kitchen
- all alone now
>>75765636
it's videos that xhamster thinks women prefer
>>75765636
>>75765599
How do either of those things achieve what my business idea achieves - embarrassing females that you know personally en masse by showing what porn they are watching
>>75765658
Never alone with /brit/ :]
>>75765661
why is it all interracial then if it wasn't what women actually preferred?
>>75765646
You're really going to struggle when you finish uni daycare. I'd suggest going for night shift work so interaction is minimal
Muslims terrorists attack the United Kingdom because of the foreign policy of your politicians. It's legit.
>>75765680
because it's what xhamster thinks men prefer women to prefer
>>75765691
Fake news
>>75765691
El Rasheedo.
Also why did the basques do terrorism but not the catalans? Are they just massive vaginas?
>tfw graduated uni in 2010
>crazy uncle got me some bitcoin as a gift
>tells me to invest more in it because it will become standard currency
>laugh him off
>tfw $1000 of bitcoin then would now be worth $46m
just
>>75765695
think it's just what women prefer desu
>>75765714
Idk, I'm not Spaniard and I can't care less about them.
>>75765691
dindu nuffin wrong
>>75765736
What are you?
>>75765661
>>75765680
>>75765695
>>75765732
guarantee it's all big cock porn pushed on them by (((them))) so even us attractive 6'3" guys cant compete
fucking roastie sluts
what's wrong with complaining about women
why do I sleep for 10 hours
Screen just went orange
Feel so depressed
Don't think life is worth living
>>75765776
degenerate west coast cuck
>>75765775
some people just need more sleep
you're one of them
>>75765782
>>75765776
love this gimmick so much
bet you are the same person who posts 'does anyone remember the cuckio meme'
>>75765754
French-Maltese born in Algeria. I have some British ancestors too, if my dad do not lie a British sailor raped my grandmother.
>Tfw wagey
>brain has tricked me into being fine with work every day only because I enjoy the walk there and back
Will I become numb to being a wagey soon?
https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/uk-election-special-god-save-our-jezza-feat-jonathan-shainin-6617
Chapo Trap House UK election special.
>>75765782
cheer up mate
>French-Maltese born in Algeria
liam is the one who posts the anyone remember the cuckio meme gimmick
i'm not liam
That life movie is shit desu
I've never been so fucking depressed
>>75765843
watched it this evening
quite enjoyed it
>>75765813
yes, and it wasn't very good if i recall correctly.
>>75765813
No that's Liam the autismo yank
>>75765839
how does a guy that looks like this expect us to believe he slays tons of pussy
>>75765782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMZ7wfLyno
>>75765824
*Speeds past you on my segway*
WALK WANKER!
>>75765858
He does but they're all prostitutes
He thinks they do it willingly or something
been procrastinating job applications for 2 weeks
stuck in a rut desu
>>75765839
Do not laugh at me, you son of a bitch. I'm dangerous, I'm talking fucking serious. British scum.
>>75765861
SEGWAY WANKER
>>75765878
your brain is telling you to become a long-term NEET
>>75764550
i've been arrested for vandalism 14 times
EL
CHILENO
>>75765899
>>75765314
Metal, it actually has some interesting features and some artists are musically trained, but the vast majority of its fans are awful and some of them are dangerous lunatics.
people think you have to expose yourself to /pol/ and "survive" it to be smart
but /pol/ is brainwashing and the most intellectual thing is to avoid it altogether. Nobody ever said "I''ll just get a little cancer to get immune to cancer"
>>75765342
>Muslims invade your country and terrorize people, you terror back and now suddenly you are the bad guys.
>>75765906
are u a graffiti """artist"""
>>75765368
>>75765430
these have to be the best porn videos ive ever seen in my life
>>75765951
When did Muslims invade Myanmar
>>75764749
>SoftAnnaPL
My man! Also, if you're into eyes,
>ARDRA asmr
>Do not laugh at me, you son of a bitch. I'm dangerous, I'm talking fucking serious. British scum.
>>75765961
>porn
on the cross
>>75765941
you wouldn't know /pol/ is brainwashing cancer without having been there. congrats anon, you passed!!
>>75765958
no i'm a vandal, i draw offensive symbols on walls
why do people hate corbyn? why is it that long time labor supporters suddenly turn to tory?
is it because hes a socialist wank or abbott or what?
>>75765983
shadilay!
>>75765975
Like an Oblivion character
not even a rorke but family feud went to shit with this new black man
watching black books
>>75765992
they thought he was weak during brexit campaigns, he is a terrible leader, abbott is a meme, ira, socialist, looks scruffy etc. I'm actually very impressed that he's made it this far
senna ruined f1
>>75766019
Which episode?
booking blackwatch
>>75766050
he's leaving home
>>75765983
Whay kind of symbols?
>>75765963
in the year 1404
>>75766084
I don't think Myanmar existed back then desu
Fuck off.
>>75766079
australian flags
lads apparently in this country, a random panel of people sentence you in court, deciding if you're guilty or not
is this true?? what kind of dogshit pleb system is that?
>>75766103
rorke
>>75766121
but at least you don't have to follow the law if you don't pay tax unlike americans
>>75766121
Yeah, trial by jury. You'll have probably have to do jury service at some point.
>Fuck off.
>>75766103
Noice
>>75764872
That's not unreasonable, actually.
At one point, it was either some British or Canadian professor/official who defined the "Metric Foot" at exactly 30 cm, instead of the 30.48 or whatever the direct conversion of an imperial foot is.
The "foot" is an extremely useful measurement, because otherwise there's nothing in between a centimeter and meter (a fucking hundred centimeters).
When the metric height of practically every human on earth starts with "one hundred-", there's a missing link somewhere in the measurement system.
I remember hearing about "decimeters" as a kid in elementary school, which were 10 cm, or 1/3 of a foot. Those would have been nice, but mention them to anyone today and they won't know what they fuck you're talking about or how to gauge that length.
Inches aren't necessary though. Centimeters can illustrate that length easily (2 and a half, or "about 3") as well as be used for slightly finer lengths without being too small/numerous of a unit to easily picture.
And since a meter and yard are nearly the same length anyways, metric is just the superior measurement system. The only thing it's missing is more use of the decimeter, or some other mid-way unit between centimeters and meters.
Why is New Zealand in the America's Cup?
>>75766097
it did
it was called the kingdom of pagan at that time
>>75766176
dunno
>>75766176
because they're good at sailing
oracle is mostly manned by kiwis, you know
>>75765089
*cocks hr path*
want to take up witchcraft but i'm not a late 30s cat lady
>>75766163
>>75766154
that's ridiculous, your entire life can be ruined by a group of random deanos and idiots
there are so many factors that can affect the decision. their emotions, your appearance, etc
been using the old heroin to fall asleep for a few days now
>>75766167
>theres nothing between a centimeter and a meter
>we need to use feet because of this
>we certainly can't say 30cm instead of 1ft
>completely fucking impossible
wish i was someone important and had a fit gf
>>75766219
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'roin
>>75766210
I think they randomly select a group of people and then the defence and the prosecution pick the jury from that group
So it's not entirely random
>>75766219
Good lad
>>75766210
true but you can appeal on those grounds (accuse them of discrimination) and you get to list your demographic preferences
>>75766243
>>75766257
bogan rats
>>75766268
maple nigger
>>75766260
>you get to list your demographic preferences
?????????????????
literal corruption
"why yes I am muslim and on trial, let me pick a group of muslims to decide my case"
>>75766268
>>75766268
fuck off ya hooser eh?
>>75766281
Don't think it's like that
Think it's more " I'm a Muslim so can I please not have Tommy Robinson on the jury thanks"
>>75766281
obviously if you request a fully muslim (or whatever) jury you are hinting that you may be guilty, which is why it is recommended that you do not make a preference. but you do have the option
been posting on /brit/ every day for almost 3 years
>>75766333
proofs
>>75766339
those digits are all the proof he needs imo
>>75766232
Imagine 30 apples.
Or 30 grains of rice.
Or 30 trees.
It's hard to imagine fucking 30 of something, and I mean picturing all 30 of them simultaneously, all lined up.
Instead of trying to picture 30 cm, you'd most likely end up remembering the length of some go-to object that was between a cm and m that you could picture instead.
>Oh, I remembered that a standard, fresh pencil is about 20 cm long! So that thing I'm looking at is about 3 pencils long and oh shit now I'm just using a mid-way measurement called "pencils" instead of one called "feet".
>>75766431
Nope. I see everything in millimeters because of work.
"She's about 500 mils long" "Yeah just gotta shift it 50 mills to the right" etc etc. Don't see why you can't use jest metric.
>>75764550
>nipple piercings
hot