/brit/

anime

poo willy bum

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I am here

>>75763057
>I smell a corbyn victory
why? Young people don't vote

what you mean what you mean

gimmick idea: say "hello fellow honorary yank, welcome to the fellowship" or something along those lines when a brit makes a post i think is bad, but i want other brits to think is yankish to isolate him from his peers socially

she is here

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reminder that the nazis were the good guys

>>75763134
mmmmmm watcha say

for some reason all my lifting has given me adonis legs but my arms and torso are still skinnyfat runt mode

*spanks the yanks*

reckon every yank is black at this point

>>75763127
this, they'll just complain about it afterwards like with brexit

bux has a willy

Got razor burn :(

>>75763131
>>75763131

>Go on /pol/ in the first time in forever.
>Read through britpol thread
>"Actually restricting the internet and giving away our rights is a good thing!"

Why in fuck are /pol/faggots such ridiculous pushovers for authority if it means their side "wins"?

*sniffs*
I smell leftypol. show yourself, villain

>>75763181
Because it's/pol/

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look up here, I'm in heaven

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anime

didn't get my first filling until i was 21, which is pretty good for a lazy cunt who never brushes

waiting for a brit to make a post i disagree with to try out my gimmick

Just watched deer hunter.
Would highly recommend x

haven't been to the dentist in years

can't really be arsed to spend money on such a thing

guns r bad

>>75763181
same reason man united customers stopped caring about the united way

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/pol/ on suicide watch lads

>>75763225
dont care

>>75763181
if /brit/ closes ill probably become a lot more productive ngl

>>75763131
Nice call centers you have there hun x
>On September 21, 2015, moot announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura had purchased from him the ownership rights to 4chan

>>75763208
BY THE TIME I GOT TO NEW YORK

I WAS LIVING LIKE A KANG

THEN I USED UP ALL MY MONEY

I WAS LOOKING FOR YOUR ASS

>>75763181
because most of them don't really care. they're contrarians, their goal is to "btfo" normies. if the average 20 year old actually liked theresa may, they would vote for labour in a heartbeat

>>75763181
Don't mind a little privacy invasion if it's going to make the country safer. Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide

>>75763181
Ah yes, one person represents an entire board.

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>"SOURCES: RUSSIA PLANTED FALSE STORY BEHIND NEW MIDEAST CRISIS"

hmmm, I wonder who did that.

>>75763242
saving this in my /tv/ subfolders as it feels most fitting there

>>75763242
JANNY

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>>75763238
Fuck me Trump has backtracked on literally every fucking thing he said

>>75763204
But its against everything 4chan stands for.

It's like a few months ago they were arguing that net neutrality was actually bad.

Their brains have been rotted.

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>>75763251
>that bit played right as i saw this

>>75763238
>situation finally starting to get better
>OY VEY if theres no war, how will we sell arms to saudi arabia, start a new conflict

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think this norweigan fella might be masturbating to my texts

he keeps asking about my feet

he seems nice though

>>75763280
don't even try to understand the bizarre mental gymnastics of pol mate, they do the same thing for trump

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>>75763242
>>75763272

>>75763304
hot
pics x

>>75763280
it's also against what reddit stands for, which puts them in a tough spot

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>>75763238
Alt right/lefties out

Radcens in

bux post your willy

>>75763311
are russians nonces more on average or is it just easier to get away with

NONCES GET OUT

>>75763155
am young, support bremain and labour and shan't be voting in these elections

wish it was acceptable for me to smoke cigarette in the bathroom

its pretty windy outside

want to die

radcen is for ppl who r too pussy to show their tru convictions

proper runt tier laddos who r big babies ;-)

:3 ;D :x ;c :> :D

>>75763340
Does your bathroom not have a window?

want to kill a runt

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Pathetic little RUNT

>>75763354
hello honorary yank! it is my pleasure to induct you into our special society. although you are physical distant from these united states of america, it is true that your posts have proved yourself to be worthy of the great distinction of indeed being a true honorary yank

>>75763353
same
real depression hours

>>75763280
Contrarians for the sake of being contrarian.

chicken is late

*looks at the runt*
*replies to the runt*
>>75763364
ello mate

>>75763364
fat jewish cunt

>>75762899
often feels that way but there's nothing that can't be changed. Hope you're alright x

>Tfw no schizophrenic bf

https://youtu.be/5LCtV1_TgiM

why is prog so comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMfrUjk7Zc

>>75763364
Good post

>>75763238
i like how they thought trump wouldn't be an imperialist

>>75763356
want it while im doing a poo

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>>75763358
i didn't know i liked this until izombie

>>75763356
>>75763329

the anus is itchy again lads

timothy james byrne here at my rented flat in downing street with home secretary scoochey

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>i am a single party voter
>how do i choose what party to vote for? why the name exclusively of course!

>>75763411
dumb frogposter

Why are women so bloody hard to relate to. I have no problem attracting them and getting with them but trying to have a relationship with a woman is just alien... They're so fucking boring, emotionless husks, can't stand it, so unattentive and static

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The gf takes great pride in the fact that she is "constantly wet" because she thinks it means she's really horny.

99% sure she has a massive yeast infection but not sure how to broach the subject.

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>>75763384

>>75763358
Her dress is filthy
Disgusting wench

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>there's nothing that can't be changed

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>>75763272
Is that you Josie

>>75763407
*kisses it* x

>>75763393
>he's going to restore american greatness and make people scared of us again
>by not doing anything and letting countries do what they like

Not sure how they reconciled this tb h

>>75763426
women probably know more about yeast infections and vaginas 2bh

>>75763440
is that josie?

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>>75763426
a yeast infection?

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>“Reality Winner”
utterly dire yankee names

was about to end the conversation with this girl to go to sleep and she told me "don't say goodnight" and won't say why can anyone think why that would be it's genuinely keeping me up thinking

business idea: go to sleep

anime will be banned when corbyn wins

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>>75763384
>tfw ywn be someones schizophrenic bf
why even go on?

>>75763463
Nah

>>75763433
unironically have a similar head to the right picture, though I look much more acceptable due to neat facial hair and a good haircut

>>75763449
She is extraordinarily stupid

>>75763461
shes going to kill herself as soon as you stop replying

>>75763466
well he has my vote then

>>75763384
>he's been hallucinating since he was 6
fucking hell, what a life

>>75763470
Pics x

>>75763468
why is he always sweaty?

>>75763461
She wants to continue talking with you to the late hours, see women don't have anything worth doing except sucking the souls of men. Ignore this wanton tomfoolery at once.

>>75763470
Pure unadulterated runt head shape that mate

>>75763468
is he getting fatter

>>75763487
it's bio oil

>>75763474
the last two nights i fell asleep mid-conversation maybe she is worried i won't message her in the morning if we say goodnight but saying that we only met a few days ago that seems a bit much

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>>75763181
/pol/ack here, voting May because her authoritarianism makes me feel happy inside.

>>75763461
she needs you as backup in case the other guy she's texting goes to bed

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>>75763487
'scuse you?

Might do a cide

>>75763489
What's worse is both my brothers are 9/10 and get with more girls in a week than I will in my life

>>75763498
Women get majorly obsessive mate, it's all programmed in them.

She probably thinks she's in love with you or some shite.

>>75763488
it's already the late hours, just going to go to bed

>>75763510
projecting much hahaha

>>75763498
have you smashed yet?

>>75763488
>wanton
sounds like a sidedish on a chinese menu

>>75763263
runt

>>75763520
Tbf I'm a certified 9/10 and only ever got with on girl, my gf.

Reckon getting loads of girls is a bit overrated tb h

Vodka should be illegal

Scratch that, alcohol should be illegal

if u dont reply to this post ur mummy will die in her sleep

>>75763541
FONT

>>75763520
do you/they acknowledge it or do you just not ever talk about it

>>75763541
pics x

>>75763541
Pics x

>>75763545
rasheed

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>>75763545

>>75763523
we literally only met a few days ago though, don't see how someone can fall for you that quickly

>>75763528
have been trying to get with her friend for a while, met her at this music festival and she kept talking to me while i was trying it on with the other girl, then she added me on facebook, going to try to meet her sometime next week i think, but no not yet already fucked it with the other girl by messaging her friend so may as well

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>>75763451
No is Masha

>>75763541
pics x

Lads lads lads

Why are women so FUCKING stupid? Just had the mispleasure lf engaging a vapid slut in conversation. I don't want to talk to her and hear about the new dresses she bought, I want to FUCK her.

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when are we gonna tell america to fuck off and ally with china lads

>>75763541
I have a gf who is, as a person, undoubtedly the best girl I've ever met. She's intelligent, funny, we get along well and even if she doesn't directly share an interest with me she'll still make an effort as I would with her. She is however objectively 3/10 and I do find myself looking at other girls more than I should.
>>75763553
Neither side has ever mentioned it in any capacity. They obviously know but they're good brothers and wouldn't ever want to rub it in

>>75763566
hello liver cirrhosis

>>75763584
Once May has established her one party state.

>>75763584
chang

>>75763569
I had never even met my gf and she insists she fell for me after about 3 texts so yeah it is possible.

Women mate.

>>75763541
Oh look, a delusional narcissistic nigger.

>>75763541
try boys instead
also pics x

>>75763578
nonce twat

Can't wait for May to send you to Guantanamo

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>75763601
>>75763580
>>75763559
>>75763557
Since you all asked nicely

>>75763627
runt

why would anyone pay to go to glastonbury??? looks shit and boring to me but thats just me isnt it

>>75763597
that's mental, may as well try it on if that's the case miss the feeling of having a girl be crazy about me even if it's hard work

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Be still now, I am with you, I am deep within you
You are at peace, you cannot be harmed, you will not suffer
Breathe deeply, breathe in the healing love of the universe
And breathe out the sickness which has taken you, I am with you

what do seafood sticks taste like

Lads, my eyesight keeps getting worse and worse and has been for a year now. What do?

think i might be gay lads, which is weird because i could've sworn i was straight as an arrow the other day

>>75763627
lets be honest mate probably a 7

>>75763647
look the other way

>>75763646
Your Mum.

>>75763618
Can't wait for her to lose her majority through her own stupid doings

>>75763664
Can't wait for her to win a landslide and mongs like you to get BTFO.

>>75763646
more like shitfood

Just came absolutely everywhere, my spermatic chord fires the white stuff out at 10,000 PSI. I could pierce fucking Kevlar.

>>75763651
thought I was gay once and nearly got with a bloke

Yea, nah

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>I have a gf who is, as a person, undoubtedly the best girl I've ever met.
>She's intelligent, funny

>She is however objectively 3/10

>>75763340
why the hell not?

it's the morning of the election

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can he still do it lads

Lads, what drugs have you tried? For me,
>MDMA
>MARIJUANA
>ALCOHOL
>COCAINE
>CRACK

>>75763684
Please do not make fun of appearances that can't be changed, its quite mean.

>>75763583
>>75763678

Literally worst posters in brit, the Irish get away with way too much

FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT

>>75763715
Not a chance in hell

>>75763684
Wish I had a 3/10 gf.

>>75763718
Shut up you narrow headed freak, you're a fucking circus act mate

>>75763722
Shut it before I bust ya lip and give you a fat one ya fuckin circus act

>>75763716
Alcohol just once and that was a bad experience.

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bf just faxed me this

>>75763541
It's funny how ugly people tend to think that they would become happy if they could just get some decent looking slag they could be off with.

>you will never marry the cute girl next door and have a big family while your small business booms as you become a millionaire

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>>75763672
The British serf is a strange creature indeed

>>75763741
bit gay

ian mckellan died lads

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>>75763722
>>75763678 was quintessentially /brit/ish quality

>>75763758
Nice one celtbro
*high fives*

wish i was lean so i could justify shaving my body

HATE being hairy

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can't wait for my shit to win in a massive landslide.

>>75763716
2CB = DMT > MDMA > LSD = SHROOMS > MARIJUANA >>>>> ALCOHOL >>>>> TOBACCO.

>>75763801
Simply epic maneouverability my Celtic bro, you certainly are mobile!
*high fives*

wish i could sing

Social media is one of the main reasons for young people becoming rabid leftists. Seriously, ban social media for a few years and see how young peoples views change

>>75763805
Why u shitting on tobacco, that first pull of the day is mighty my laddo

http://www.strawpoll.me/13130109

>>75763832
what are you on about? social media is turning teenagers into turbororkes these days

>>75763832
it doesn't really matter, though. young people don't vote and social media is just a platform for them to project an image, it doesn't necessarily reflect what they really think. also, never gonna happen

>>75763832
it's because corbyn is so good

Lads if I go an hour without a cigarette I cannot function. I feel withdrawn and anxious. Whole thought process gets fucked up.

>>75763875
hmmmmmm concerning

Forever
Obsolete:
No
Testicles

theresa anime

>>75763875
smoking being bad for you is a jewish lie lad, don't worry about it

>>75763952
shant enlarge this picture

>>75763952
pregnancy doesn't make you fat though

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>>75763895
do not touch my botty.
Néé, Néé, Néé!

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Postal voted for Corbyn a week ago but the seat is a Tory safe seat so it means nothing (Hertfordshire, never gone red, just a geriatric seat really)

Hoping for a hung parliament just to see the fucking shitstorm. Won't happen. But people say Boris will be PM if a hung Parliament happens which would be HILARIOUS.

>>75763952
>>75763966
Birth control doesn't directly make you fatter, nor does pregnancy. Its literally just a case of girls eating more and not putting any thought into it but at least in the latter scenario there is some reason to.

>>75763651
I'll help you figure it out, just spend the night with me x

>>75763992
birth control allows your body to gain weight more easily because it tricks it into thinking it's pregnant

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>>75763716
alcohol
sertraline

>>75763983
my gf is a pastry chef, not moroccan though, but she does have a pet eel

>>75764012
nice pseudoscience

>>75763678
That sounds really hot, I wish you shot it all over my body and face or inside me x

I am the only person on 4chan who has played the Larry Vales games

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its been two hours when does the numbing wear off

>>75764022
that's literally how the pill works

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>>75763832
i don't use social media and i'm a rabid lefty

>>75763978
Same 2bh

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>>75763488
>Ignore this wanton tomfoolery at once

>>75764027
care a great deal

gonna do the virgin sleep

>>75764034
nice lack of sources

>>75763716
weed, speed, shrooms, and alcohol obviously

>>75764035
youre using social media right now, dumbo

i want leftypol to LEAVE

>The sign in the hallway of a school in the rural province of Alberta also told girls not to dress "like a THOT", an acronym for "that ho over there".


no thots allowed

>>75764062
I'm not spoonfeeding you information you can easily look up yourself

Scared for a girl to see my flaccid willy as it's very small. Ok when I get a stiffy though

as part of an attempt to improve my appearance i am losing weight, eating healthy, growing my hair out, and getting tan

hope it works x

>>75764059
*tucks you in*

>>75764094
Same

>>75764098
hope it doesn't

>>75764094
girls don't care about flaccid size

if i was 10/10 i would get girls to have one night stands with me but laugh as soon as she undressed and leave

wonder how many billions are lost due to adblockers

>>75764094
font

>>75764012
Yes which is simply an increase in apetite. You can just not eat until you're feeling absolutely full and after a month your stomach will adapt once again to your regular (normal) intake. There is no physical process that results from birth control or pregnancy that makes it easier to gain weight, they just want to eat more.
>Gallo M. F., Lopez L. M., Grimes D. A., Schulz K. F. & Helmerhorst F. M. Cochrane Database Systematic Rev., doi: 10.1002/14651858.CD003987.pub2. (2006).

>>75764098
>Growing out hair
>Getting a tan
Bit gay mate x

>>75764138
fake news

>>75764122
you would still be a disgusting pervert if you would be handsome

>>75764094
pics

I walk and sleep like the virgin pics but I'm not a virgin

>>75764163
i identify with this post

My heart's in the highlands, my heart is not here, my heart's in the highlands, chasing the deer. Chasing the wild deer and following the roe, my heart's in the highlands, wherever I go.

>>75764138
>>75764151
and there's another update too https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18843652

>>75764163
there's a virgin sleep now?

>>75764146
really?
I'm pale as snow but longish hair

>>75764146
growing out my hair is to try to hide as much of my face as possible and getting a tan is so i don't look like a basement dweller

>>75764182
hello virgin

>>75764098
Good lad

>>75764186
>>75764195
If you are pale as hell you aren't going to tan you'll jest get skin cancer

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mam just said i should do modelling
i hate how delusional parents are

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Allright, who's the fairy who voted Green?

doing a virgin poo

>>75764214
I'll get rickets before I get skin cancer

>>75764219
she's just trying to boost your confidence so you'll go out and attempt to get a girlfriend

>>75764219

I'm sure you could be a hand model

fascism is a petit bourgeois movement

>Seth Rogen Criticizes Sony's Plan to Release "Clean Versions" of Films

oy veyyyyyy

doing the virgin type

traps always look sickly and ill
probably the hormones fucking with their body chemistry

>>75764199
xello

I wish I had the banter and cheeky charisma of an Aussie. Why are they so slick whilst us Brits are so rigid?

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>>75764219
ar'n't ya scrummeh, daalin'

>>75764249
nah they're all pale, blotchy and scarred
>>75764244
she's not trust

so mac has lost some of his lustre innit? goog and amz seems to be the happening ones these days.

Hi

>>75764274
You gave to be easygoing

>>75764294
what?

>>75764283
that's not upside down tho

>>75764274
don't forget us la, you people have fallen way behind on the banter brigade tbqh ngl

>>75764297
hey xx

Off to kip x

>>75764274
less brown immigrants

>>75764283
>upside down
Clearly this one should fuck off to Germany

>>75764257
they allready cut parts of rimls to get the censors' rate down from 18 to 15 or whatever it may be.

>>75764313
said it as clearly as i can, don't speak 'sheed unfortunately tbqh

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the virgin sit

>>75764274
>>75764341
also our weather doesn't automatically make us depressed

despacito

>>75764320
Ha yeah...

*walks away*

>>75764320
*filters yanks*

>>75764358
only virgins post these

>keep doing the virgin exist
how do I stop

>>75764366
>>75764375

well, you had a nice run la

>>75764383
willy in fanny or rope around neck

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she's so hot

whose idea was it to let pakis run their little paki shops

need these bloody pakis out of business

Get a life, bin that yank!

>>75764390
>la
cease

>>75764400
>thinks she is lounging at her home

what a numbnut

>>75764329
U...

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Thinking of getting a tat

>>75764400
>literally everyone in the room but 2 are overweight
kek

https://twitter.com/search?q=brexit℅20metaphor%20bins
Fucking hell

>>75764399
>the virgin sex or the virgin suicide

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>tfw no slag sister

>>75764453
butterz

>>75764420
shan't tbqh ngl la

only place where i get to use it, not gonna happen. sorry xx

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>>the virgin sex

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anyone wanna tuck me in before i sleep?

once broke my own ankle to get an ambulance because i couldn't be arsed walking home

>Man pulls over to talk on the phone gets robbed then shot to death

imagine living in brazil, its like birmingham but 7x worse

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NEED an ambitious, ruthless lady macbeth gf laddos

>>75764497
*tucks you in*
*gives you a long, lingering kiss on the lips*
*stares deeply into your eyes*
*kisses you again*
goodnight x

willypenis

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>>75764550
>>75764550

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>once broke my own ankle to get an ambulance because i couldn't be arsed walking home

>>75764540
came tbqh