goat edition
hey
*towers over you*
I said HEY
Got 88 (You)s in a single /v/ thread there now lads. More than a third of the entire thread was in response to me.
I am basically a god.
BABS
need a french bf
>>75760963
>>75760965
>/v/
doesnt count
whats the least amount of money you would suck tim off till he comes in your mouth, and fuck him in the ass till you splooge inside him? i would do it for 5 grand
the gf is a primary school teacher
Anyone ever notice how the anime posters are actual, literal and physical nonces?
They are *literally*posting kids
>>75760965
sad paki bastard
The most honest politician I've known in my life time. Jeremy Corbyn. He's been given a horrible time by the right wing press and he will be fighting to save the most precious thing we have. The NHS. He will also be a better negotiater than May as the EU really don't like her already. Obviously it's your vote but that's my opinion.
>>75760919
Men objectively make the best teachers.
>>75760958
State of all that projection there lad.
I teach to give back to my community. You'll understand that kids are cunts once you're not a pathetic arrogant little shit of a student yourself.
Most male primary school teachers are either nonces (or gay), but this lad is a male primary school teacher AND a 4chan poster.
Would I trust my precious 5 year old child with him? I would not.
>>75760992
noncette
Nonces out
>>75760977
same ;_;
>>75760965
link to thread
made cookies for people in the thread
anyone remember the cuckio meme
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>75761035
ded thred. single-handedly got it deleted lmao.
>>75761027
this girl is 15 at most
you're going to jail pal
>>75760989
50k probably
Admit it: you'll miss him when he resigns and Generic Blairite #281 takes over as Labour leader.
>>75761062
paki lies
perhaps hes wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
NEED a legs gf
>>75761071
nah
>>75761027
prehistoric nonce gimmick
>>75761013
>You'll understand that kids are cunts once you're not a pathetic arrogant little shit of a student yourself.
I work at the moment.
>I teach to give back to my community.
Sure you do. Not because you ran out of options.
>State of all that projection there lad.
My parents are both teachers, I've known teachers all my life and known the ones like you. I've wanted to be one since I was a kid myself. I know your sort. You know I am right, you just don't want to admit it.
>>75761062
link me to the dead thread, i'll check the archives
>>75761071
why would he resign when he'll be PM on Friday?
Turns out for months I haven't actually been deeply in love.
I'm just autistic.
Hmmmm
>>75761075
hello leftypol discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ad4MH7fMLs
>>75761071
I think we've been spoiled with two meme labour leaders in a row.
got called a cuck in the last thread
Tony Blair did nothing wrong
eating maltesers
got called a right wing nutcase in the leftypol discord
>>75761019
>Most male primary school teachers are either nonces
Don't even joke about this. You don't know how detrimental this meme is to society as a whole. It has stopped men from going into the profession and lead to an entire generation of children raised almost exclusively with female role models instead of male ones and it really fucks with the kids' heads.
>>75761090
>I'M a teacher because I want to be a teacher
>YOU'RE a teacher because being a teacher is for losers with no options!
Take a look at yourself lad. You're going to a fucking awful teacher. You know fuck all.
>>75761118
this. try making memes out of Yvette Cooper.
>>75761106
It was the one about the faggot parade in Runescape. Check the /v/ archive for "faggot" and you'll probably find it.
just watched "Life" (2017)
decent flick that
need a liz kendall gf
>>75761146
terrible post *winks at you*
>>75761110
havent seen caralad in a while
>>75761149
>YOU'RE a teacher because being a teacher is for losers with no options!
It is the impression you give off when you hate who you work with. Maybe try phrasing it better next time if that is not what you are.
>You're going to a fucking awful teacher. You know fuck all.
Nah, I will be fine. I'm not like you.
>>75761126
tell us what happened lad
did some sunbathing today
pulled my shorts down a cheeky bit and me arse got sunburnt
>>75761209
nonce
an american based islamic hate preacher inspired the london bridge attackers but i'm a crazy person for saying being a jihadist is legal in the west, hmmmmm
>>75761201
He's dead. Had his throat slit from ear to ear, left him lying a pool of his own blood.
https://itsgoingdown.org/ivy-league-racist-jared-taylor-disguised-as-frenchman-clandestinement-dans-charlottesville/
kek
*points my bow and arrow straight at your bollocks*
give me one reason no to shoot
>>75761149
Women are just better suited at looking after young children. Go into any primary school classroom in the world, regardless of culture or country and chances are it will be being taught by a woman.
A child's male role model should be his father, grandfather, older siblings, not some poofter male primary school teacher
>>75761201
he has become...employed
>>75761110
who are you in love with la
>>75761249
thats what i reckoned
>>75761214
this dumb yank read half of my question and called me a cuck when I said he was wrong
it's just uncalled for
cara
anyone else find it hard to sleep for a few days after taking mandy?
so tired the last two days but when I try to sleep I just cant
>>75761209
Most people hate the people they work with on some level or another.
You're coming off like a proper nonce. Constantly telling everyone you love kids and how it's evil to find flaws in them and all that. You sound a proper paedo lad.
>I'm not like you
I know. That's how I know you know fuck all. Teaching is rewarding. At the end of the year, you're glad you did and you'll want to do it again. Doesn't stop you from hating the majority of the kids from September-June.
>>75761262
Women are not better suited for looking after young boys. Not even remotely. They can't wrap their heads around boys being boisterous or loud or physical. It's the main reason why boys are totally outclassed by girls at the moment in education. The feminised education system literally teaches them wrong.
>>75761285
grim
>>75761285
thats even worse
Why are there no homegrown american cartels
>>75761289
A lad
>>75761310
>>75761299
no, you're frothing at the mouth retarded, K Y S
>>75761343
bit gay
>>75761299
cuck
me
>>75761327
>You're coming off like a proper nonce. Constantly telling everyone you love kids and how it's evil to find flaws in them and all that.
Didn't say any of that. Read through my posts. You just made that up in your head. Hate is just a strong word and seems more suited to enemies.
>>75761299
and makes no sense
>>75761350
shes such a slag
imagine unironically getting brainwashed by noseberg into eating meat
enjoy your parasites and cancer
>>75761368
yeah I know haha
>>75761385
>semantics
Wind your neck in.
>>75761407
yes.. the jews invented carnivorism
>>75761413
Words have meanings. Learn to use them.
>>75761424
I used the word correctly, nonce.
>>75761256
>that website
hello leftypol
anyone got some spooky subreddits i can browse
>>75761407
we've been eating meat for decades, it's what we've evolved to digest.
>>75761443
Then everything I said about you is true and you shouldn't act so offended, nonce.
>>75761278
>Barbara Palvin
Good taste
have tory cuts done anything
like do we have more money
why do we have cuts if we're not in a crisis or anything
>>75761455
>now with even less citations!
Late to work
>Two men arguing at 12pm about which one is the bigger nonce when they both work with kids
You're both nonces.
>>75761481
>n-no u
what an absolute nonce thing to say
You know nothing.
>>75761444
hello pol
>>75761335
Why does Sinaloa dominate so much?
>>75761343
you gay?
>>75761507
>You know nothing.
I know you're a cunt so that is something.
tfw you fancy a straight lad
>>75760942
eyyy im walkin here
>>75761488
they've cut the deficit a lot
the last labour govt left a note in the treasury saying there's no money left. tories had to clean up the labour mess as usual.
fucking STATE of r9k
>>75761533
Not sure that'll help you be a teacher, but whatever floats your boat, nonce.
>>75761512
not pol just hate anarchists/communists and all associated filth
especially when they spew their asinine agitprop
i'm a neoliberal
>>75761546
*drips onto you*
NEED a british bf
>>75761551
more
>>75761490
There is absolutely no source that doesn't have the uk national debt at over at least 1.5 trillion today and below 900 billion in 2010.
>>75761565
he was the best of the two candidates running
>>75761599
What hub of ill repute have I wandered into?
>>75761110
not sure how to parse this post
>sitting bored at home
>only two m8s from home have gone out without inviting me
I was out with them last week and I'm skint and ill but feeling a bit left out desu
>>75761313
yes, because i generally feel depressed/anxious after taking it
a beer or two gets me to sleep tho
>>75761565
if he keeps up at this rate hes going to be one of the best presidents in modern history
>>75761624
left to right, top to bottom
>>75761578
right thats enough
*calls in the bears*
>>75761527
yeah, you?
whats tim's youtube channel
>>75761313
I get really fucked up dreams for a few days afterwards and find myself waking up a lot drenched in cold sweat
as >>75761641 said a few beers helps, or a spliff. Benzos are supposed to be best but I've never taken them.
>>75761679
TheReportOfTheWeek
>>75761585
h-hi :3
I need an aussie bf
the farts smell so dire tonight
need a gf who dresses like this
>>75761569
>anti-communist liberal
nothing new there
>>75761673
prefer not to say
requesting the tory and his son taking their business elsewhere in front of a labour supporting shop
>>75761718
need a gf
If anyone makes a joke about my boy TROTW i will KILL
>>75761569
cuck
Wish Europe was still so deeply Christian that we'd call Crusades on muslims for their transgressions about Christ and His people.
>>75761767
need a f
>>75761718
v cute
more pics?
any neets in?
>>75761787
The deeply religious parts are also deeply poor. Coincidence?
dropped a mean one right before stepping off a lift
>mfw turn to look back at them as the doors close
>>75761745
ok x
>>75761808
Tfw NEET and still going to vote Tory in my ultra marginal seat tomorrow
>>75761789
should probably start with an f before moving on to a gf really shouldnt I
didnt think it through
>>75761829
based
>>75761807
>>>/b/734982390
>>75761821
No. Wealth breeds ego and ego breeds evil.
>>75761829
mongoloid
>>75761823
going to bed
do you think some muzzies will kill him one day?
hes like the modern day crocodile hunter in my eyes. poking dangerous animals way too much
>>75761873
good night :) *kisses you*
>>75761823
>>75760845
>>75760865 >>75760887
>"Ages 5-11 (You teach everything)"
[children in classroom dance to "Can't touch this" by M.C. Hammer, slapping their fannies in-tune to song]
HAMMER TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
>>75761873
literally me right now, facing the same way and everything
Why don't sounds such as "sh" "th" and "oo" have their own letters?
>>75761919
Why does the sound "ks" have its own letter
>>75761919
>>75761928
the better question is why doesn't the sound kys have it's own letter? because you should kys
>>75761928
it does. "X"
>>75761919
because english is a retarded language that doesn't make good enough use of diacritics and additional letters
>>75761935
edit: misread your post, sorry!
>>75761950
The virgin post
>>75761873
all me
a paki bastard,
that's all you are to me,
a paki bastard.
>>75761961
sorry
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/105/6/1462.long
thoughts on this lads? It's a meta-analysis from last month looking at the effect of the 12 major food groups on all cause mortality
it found that these all decreased all cause mortality
>whole grains
>vegetables
>fruit
>nuts
>legumes
>fish
these had no effect
>dairy
>refined grains
these increase all cause mortality
>red meat
>processed meat
>sugar sweetened beverages
>eggs
>>75761846
good slags itt
business idea: left wing anti-muslim party
>>75762012
leftypol
business idea: a party that is socialist and yet also nationalist
>>75762047
socialism can only be internationalist
why does everything that tastes good have to give you heart attacks?
>>75762047
sounds like labour in the attlee era
>>75762027
alri
*slaps you*
>>75762006
No idea, there are so many conflicting studies in nutrition that it's hard to know which ones to trust.
>>75762072
attlee started open-doors immigration
ex gf said i go from a 5 to an 8 if i do something with my bangs lads
what's a decent hair style that isnt effeminate?
"globalism" is code word for jew
>>75762084
that's why it's good to look at meta analysis' like the one I posted
they aren't singular studies, they're systematic reviews of dozens of studies. I think this one looked at about 50 different studies to come to it's conclusions
they also mention other major meta analysis' looking at similar things all came to similar conclusions but this was the most rigorous so far
>>75762088
find it funny that this gets repeated so much on /brit/, think it's because nick griffin said it on question time or something
mass immigration was started by churchill when he brought over 100,000 poles before attlee ever became PM
Let there be no compulsion in religion
Back from my date
No sure if she likes me, I think not
Still, only spent £40 on her for nothing in return, good return desu
>>75762134
hmm that's true, however you still have to trust that the authors of the meta analysis are only reviewing well conducted studies.
>>75762179
>not making her pay half
why do men do this to themselves. if it wasnt the norm to pay for the date, it wouldnt be expected of you in the first place.
http://www.populationpyramid.net/united-kingdom/1950/
wish I was fucking dead
Been watching porn for ages now and still dont have a boner, jesus im disappointed. Hope its not like this when I actually have sex
>>75762132
pretty much
>>75762209
nonce
find it funny when vegan mongs go on about all the studies they read saying their diet is so healthy but then they smoke fags, take drugs, drink booze and give rim jobs
what's it like being white, lads?
any leftypol man in
roastie bitch tried to make me pay for the meal. just spat in her face and walked away
>tfw 6'3" and alpha
>>75762218
it almost certainly will be
>>75762209
tfw you realize most of the 0-4 year olds there are pakis
>>75762248
10000
0
0
0
0
posts
If you want to create the perfect moment you need these ingredients.
>>75761846
>nobody posted ugly women
>no anime
>literally one person posted some meme porn
/b/ has changed.
reminder that /brit/ is a vegan, anarchist, anti racist and anti fascist general
Always used to be bisexual, over time I preferred men more and more and now over the past couple years I've gone completely gay. Women do nothing for me now.
>>75762261
you do realise that's a link to the population pyramid from 1950 before they all came over you dumb cunt
just ate 1kg of chicken wings
quite nice, shan't lie
>>75762285
gay
>>75762261
I read about 25% of newborns are not white haha
JUST
>>75762307
I've just drunk 5 beers too
>>75762285
yeah i dont think bisexuality in men exists, i think bisexual guys are just gay guys in denial
>Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon
hmm
>be male
>testosterone addled mind makes me too proud to oppose arbitrary social norms that favor women
>get mad when someone calls me out for being a troglodyte who doesnt listen to reason and call him a virgin
>>75762321
alri grandpa
mobbot ot pot
,thgir ot tfel
>>75762239
s'alri
>>75762207
Because saying 'so when is it your round?' just doesn't cut it when you're trying to impress an attractive girl
>>75760983
What app?
>>75762354
i only like my face in grayscale
>>75762315
>ywn be as handsome as him in second picture
>>75762239
hello nigger
>>75762254
really?
>>75762276
Bekah mentioned
>>75762302
It's interactive, I posted it because it is interesting to see how our population has changed.
>>75762315
nah senpai
25% of babies are born to non-british mothers
That encompasses Irish, Poles and Lithuanians.
HOWEVER, pakis from Bradford count as part of the 75% of ""British"" births.
So it's not that bad m8.
Still pretty fucking bad though.
Look at the places that have the most kids.
Paki shitholes.
>>75762372
is that you ethiopianon?
>>75762415
ye m8
>>75760909
This digital nomad brit girl is hitting on me
She actually has fugly teeth
>>75762409
>Irish, Poles and Lithuanians
so non-white
>>75762358
yeah cause that's what's expected of you in order to compete for an attractive woman
the correct thing to do would be for all men to agree to stop paying for the entire date so they all save money. thing is that's never going to happen because people are too disorganized.
honestly find it sickening when a female says she doesnt care about money. so obvious she's deluding herself.
hmmmmmmm
what was meant by this?
>>75762437
extremely racist post.
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 43% (-)
LAB: 36% (-1)
LDEM: 8% (+2)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2%(-)
(via @OpiniumResearch / 04 - 06 Jun)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872229721584668675
>>75762451
quite literally controlled opposition
Why do you cunts have an election not on Sunday?
Please tell me that the voting day is at least a bank holiday
>>75762459
the british people don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>75762459
SNP: 100% (-)
>>75760738
>"L'viv"
triggered
also: missing Ł ł where it ought be, like "Łódź".
I guess that map was made by an amerimong who thought that they make no difference and foreigners just use them to make them look difficult to anglophoners.
>>75762490
nah
you have to keep in mind that people in this country are morons
why are white wimmin so perfect?
conspiracy: /bant/ was created so that all generals could be removed from /int/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcQo8C8bwKw
ahh yes are london mayor
>>75762248
Wanna know how I know you're an angry white male?
these are pretty good
>>75760963
What's wrong with you-u-u?
>>75762459
grim
https://twitter.com/NevilleSouthall/status/872154230081146881
big nev
god im so fucking desperate for a girlfriend
literally nothing i wouldn't give
Any East Belfast lads in here atm?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NOISE OUTSIDE AT FUCKING 1AM AROUND DEE STREET?
>>75762536
Phenotypes
>>75762625
based
>>75762558
ah yes, the british
having night terrors lads
save me
>>75762612
what are those incredibly cheap cakes called
the ones in the blue wrapper, they taste like they'd survive nuclear armageddon
pretty sure they're italian, or polish
>>75762637
hate muh life. 1 life, born black
>>75762627
doxxed
coming right now and I'm going to bum the fuck out of you
>>75762677
Alright check out that fucking noise on your way here and let me know what the fuck it is
>>75762677
had to look closely to see if you said burn or bum
Really regret going to McDonald's today, first time in months I've had fast food.
Nearly vomited when I saw all the fat fucks in there, now I think I might vomit after eating not even half of it
I have a Bolton accent
>>75762675
Hello NIgger
>>75762675
stop bitching when you're pro'ly packed.
If a human is born in a stable does that make them a horse?
Checkmate pakis.
>>75762703
ah yesh, the irish
>>75762697
Wow you must eat a good diet; please share it with us!
>>75762698
garlic bread
>>75762703
wtf is packed
>>75762677
notifying my boys in the UVF
>>75762675
But Levy and co. told me it was easier for you guys to get white women
felt like cutting myself up again so I called Samaritans and some old mouth breather Indian guy picked up the phone
That just makes me want to kill myself even more fuck off
>>75762720
hello nigger
>>75762755
what's wrong sweetie x
ate too many maltesers lads and now i feel tubby
>>75762748
I get whitr girls, I just wish I was white
>>75762372
If you had to post 1 picture to make a gay man turn straight, what would it be ?
>>75762781
*jiggles your love handles*
https://twitter.com/ger_luftwaffe/status/869250435479203841
jesus christ lads
my last bennies payment comes through soon
not sure how I'm gonna adjust to getting paid monthly
>Brit media yesterday
THE GOVERMENT KNEW THE TERRORISTS AND DID NOTHING FUCK TORIES
>Brit media today after May said she wants to get rid of (((human rights))) bs that impede anti terrorist actions
MUH 1984 MUH FACISM FUCK TORIES
>>75762807
*tenses my abs*
>>75762810
fucking idiot could have walked to the left and saved twice as much time
>>75762721
>>75762738
penis of >6"
>it degrades men for all time to come, until man himself is gone
what did hitler mean by this
>>75762810
Not gunna lie i'd have let that little cunt get smashed. Natural selection if her parent is stupid enough to roll it onto a railtrack it doesn't deserve to be in the gene pool
>>75762785
Oh
You could have it worse than Ethiopian I guess
At least you wuz early civilisations and shiet
hello lads
>>75762874
hey x
>>75762776
ahhhhh dont feel like blogposting mate but just everything it's just all fucked need to end it soon
cheers for asking x
>>75762785
oh lad, dont be so down
your children will at least be half-white
>>75762721
*image*
>>75762810
Staged but that guy is still mental
>>75762790
>>75762893
cant sleep, howre you
>>75762899
iktf
wahey ethiopialad what you doing in yankdom
reading a book atm
>>75761585
have the same pants
'rewing a 'uppa atm
back from the dentist
can't feel the right side of my mouth
i only need 4 fillings which is very surprising given how badly i treat my teeth
>>75762698
CHORLEY
H
O
R
L
E
Y
just put another cuppa in the micro'
>>75762830
>Brit media
>not tory
who /nofillings/ their entire lyfe in here
>>75762924
so called "friend" wants notghing to do with me 2bh
>>75762996
newspapers don't even try to hide their bias... it's pretty ridiculous really
>>75763000
>that question in /brit/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHhahhahahahahaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>>/x/
404
0
4
>>75762698
>>75762994
Cumming in your ears!
>>75763000
*fills you in*
>>75762943
I'm from here. going to grad school in the fall.
she's also going to give me a toothpaste higher in fluoride
how do i tell her i don't want to turn gay?
>>75762996
didn't the express spend the last 5 years bashing the tories and sucking off ukip
>>75763035
umm..consent is needed for such things sweetie xx
>>75762996
Social media I mean.
The cucks at reddit were literally crying over May not sending jihadist to guantanamo despite having commited no crime and now they bitch about her attemp to create the legal basis to do something like that.
I smell a corbyn victory, brit youth has no memory.
>>75762919
you've definitely convinced me to suck endless dick till the day I die
>>75763051
you consented to physical abuse by merely being present as a yank in /brit/
>>75762006
fuck off yank
>>75762810
fake video and you fell for it... what does that say about you...
really need to talk to someone but housemate is asleep and if I call mum now she'll be very worried
hmmmm
>>75763050
yeah lmao they donated £££
>>75763006
frig him off then lad, whys he being like that
>>75763043
o i thought you were a proper african
>>75763091
im here lad :)
>>75763071
umm.this is still an American site sweetie xx
>>75763083
>>75763131
Owned by a Jap
>>75763177
cucked by an American
>>75763064
are you actually gay?
>>75761278
Am I seeing some palvin pussy here?
Is this real?