/brit/

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sophie

ah yes, an attack at Notre Dame

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Splash guards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWMftF3jQ7M
p interesting party

Taking a solid 8/10 to the cinema sometime soon, what the fuck do I talk about

Getting nervous thinking about it leds

hmm children murdered and many more injured? why no I shall not look back in anger!

>>75744058
is there more of this set?

It's also part and parcel of living in Darfur

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saw a very rare breed of Deano today

had a kiss tattoo on his neck like this

Bump limit is 310 you fucking retarded OP. You're making threads too early, leaving active ones all over the board.

>>75743994
I don't think these opinions are as universal as you think they are
it seems to me that more people now are skeptical of everything, to the point they are just straight up not listening anymore and even doubting basic things like the earth being round.

just the "correct" opinions are the ones thrust to the front over the mass of "wrong" ones, doesn't mean they are the majority, if anything I think they are scrambling to control the damage right now

but then again I'm a bit out of the loop here

>>75744087
a common belief system, perchance?

>>75744080
youre not supposed to talk during a film mate

>>75744087
Want your shitty third world anus smashed, m8?

P A R T
A
R
C
E
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https://www.964eagle.co.uk/news/local-news/2303811/48-year-old-crondall-man-dies-after-tree-falls-on-car/

Drove past this on the other side of the carriageway this morning. Never seen devastation up close so a bit surreal, but they were picking bits of him up as I went by and the sills of his car were stained red.

A real Final Destination tier death. Poor guy.

cuddling with the bf (imaginary)
:'^)

>>75744116
bit gay

>>75744122
fuck me what a way to go

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Imagine losing a kid or two to an ISIS terror attack in Britain and then seeing thousands of Brits laughing and showing solidarity with ISIS for some reason, and calling you racist for criticising the ideology that murdered your children.

Doesn't bear thinking about.

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beautiful kot :3

>stop and search doesn't work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs_cDUvekwc&feature=youtu.be

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75744147
>fuck me
Will do, m8. Anywhere within 100 miles of Leeds and I can be there tonight.

>>75744165
Tawhid

>>75744058
noice

>>75743891
our leaders are in favour of this stuff lol. why would they care if a few of us die, it's a small sacrifice to make for masses of cheap workers. trump is an outlier, he just took advantage of the situation to stroke his ego, I don't think he really cares

>>75744024
Sadiq is right about this though.

It's not like London is gonna be terror free any time soon.

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anime

>>75744180
nobody says that it doesn't work

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Evidently now the Caliph of London is trying to get Drumpf banned from the UK. Really makes you think

>>75744059
They shot him. Perhaps in time, you can shoot too. I believe in you.

>>75744179

animal abuse do not watch

>>75744080
why would you take your own films to the cinema

Might re watch all of GOT cause I forgot like 90% of what happened

That happened with me with breaking bad too because I couldn't focus while watching it

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mummy maek tendies den cummies in tummies

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>>75744194

>it's rorke o'clock in yankland

SAKE

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Why are people even comparing the terror attacks to the Blitz?

They're not even anywhere near as bad.

>>75744210
>childs vagina visible

this is straightup childporn you queer

>>75744213
we shot all three of ours within 8 minutes of the car going offroad you feg

>>75744210
what a noncey image

mad how a lot of the rotherham-style rings victims think of the defendants as their boyfriends
very sad to manipulate young vulnerable girls like that

>>75744192
no need to be alarmed! things like this happen in all other major cities like tokyo

https://www.reddit.com/r/syriancivilwar/comments/6fksh7/amaa_jihaditerrorist_turned_atheist/

>I never serviced his personal computer so i have no idea. I knew some of them use to jack off to your normal newspapers though.
>Yes it's haram but they still sin and a girl with her hair showing is too much to handle when everyone is wearing burqas/niqabs.


HAHAHAHAHHAA

Seriously, the way to defeat Jihadism is just airdrop a bunch of hentai onto them. Too busy jerking off than to go fight.

>>75744241
they weren't real Germans

muslims are a pretty small minority yet they get so much attention and people fawning over them.

when was the last time you saw ANY other minority group get as much attention?
blacks maybe get a fraction of the attention Muslims do, but at least they participate in society to a fairly significant degree
Muslims are social dead weight

>pay for virgin media fibre
>cant load a fucking gif

ah ye

>>75744070
>lets form a party solely for people who don't vote

This is almost definitely some kind of tax avoidance scheme.

>>75744241

theatre of war, fair game

Maybot is a deceptive coward.

Corbyn is an honest coward.

Pick your poison.

new twin peaks isnt anything great

>>75744230
Lmao fucking middle aged mums are browsing /pol/ now. What a fucking joke. Good thing I get all my serious discussion from krautchan these days.

>>75744229
D&D themselves forgot 90% of what happened so there's no point tbqh

>pay for virgin media
>can't download a gf

ah ye

>>75744287
>using the virgin fibre

>>75744109
They're universal among well-socialised people.

still voting for labour and there's nothing rorkes can do about it

>>75744271
>worked for Al-Qaeda's IT department

don't know why but that has me creasing

Why are British blacks actually productive members of society while American blacks are total scum?

>>75744339
shat up

>>75744339
>Why are British blacks actually productive members of society
we're not, generally

>>75744372
hello nigger

voting for Corbyn desu
i NEED the internet

>>75744372
salutations, negroid!

>>75744339
>Why are British blacks actually productive members of society
This isn't true though, not if you've seen them

>>75744339
Highly doubt that British blacks are any better than ours

>>75744339
LOL

>>75744339

Coz they willingly moved to the UK in search of a better life - Strivers.

US blacks were taken there and never got over it.

>>75744339
they arent contantly treated like shit by the police so they dont mind integrating

yank blacks are constantly furious and rioting which isnt conduicive to productivity

>>75744339
Retard

Yes yes hmmm yes ah yes.

heavy tune, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AElTAFjD0

>>75744271
reckon this would make lefties even more angry than bombs do

but it probably would be very effective in causing chaos
imagine dropping a bunch of hardcore futa hentai all over these warzones?
sure they're proably try to destory most of it but there's no doubt a load of them would be sneaking that shit off to have a wank in their caves

eventually they are praying for western hentai drops and collecting a massive stash yet constantly on edge in case someone finds it.

never seen a black person irl#
don't particularly want to either

>>75744420
alri laden

>>75744229
only the 1st series is good though, well 2nd and 3rd are ok but it becomes unwatchable during the 4th

>>75744339
middle class blacks are fine

*shoplifts*

errr why is the polis treating me badly ???? racisme !!!!!!

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>>75744420
Be very, very careful now.

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you arrive in London

>>75744390
>>75744400
alri massa

*moves to englewood, chicago*

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Thanks for the (you)'s you brainless rorke amoebas

Leftypol - 1
Rorkes (virgins) - 0

>>75744444
cheque'd

>>75744328
Oversocialization
Ted Kaczynski was right

No Nah no heh nah hehe no negative no? No! Hmm no no no no no! No hmm nah no.

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Scottish independence voting intention:

Yes: 38% (-1)
No: 50% (+1)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872071797973430272

>>75744454
>middle class blacks
do these actually exist?

>pay for drinks for m'lady at nightclubs
>still a virgin
ahh yes

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>>75744229

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you arrive in Birmingham

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mummy got talk talk fibre because it was cheap but she didn't notice it uses a monthly data cap

NOOOOOO

>>75744457

Nootka hmm

>>75744486
yes

>>75744486
generally it will be when their dads are strict, religious, straight outta africa work hard types who made a lot of money

>>75744339
It's culture, west africans become middle class, jamaicans are working class and Somalis are just fucking useless muzzie scum.

>>75744486
yes there are tons of them and they are very solid lads

id take a middleclass black over a chav or a rorke any day

t. in posh/middleclass uni and see them all the time

>>75744339
our blacks don't have guns and for some reason more of them are middle class. I still would not call most of them productive members of society

>>75744499
Prefer the well endowed peasant girl with the big buttocks

>>75744410
No a large amount of the blacks (mainly west indies) here have family going back over 4-10 generations. And the mulatto spawn they produce are even worse

>>75744339
t. lives in surrey and went to school with one black guy

>>75744486
loads

>>75744339
they weren't slaves?

>>75744530
which uni might that be

(pbuh)

>>75744530
>see them
So how can you judge them if you only see them? How do you know they have the virtues of a middle class person, they could be smart but they're the same low life animal

Imagine when america has as big a mussie population as the uk
place will be a warzone with all the guns

>>75744583
it has never been legal to own slaves in modern britain

even when we had the slave trade you couldn't actually have slaves here, they were just transported around the ports and shipped off to the colonies

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>"diversity recognition" app
>I'm blonde, blue eyed, pale skin
>7% hispanic

>>75744639
alri pedro

>>75744639
Hispanic features

Black lad who works security at the bus depot the other day was giving me serious fucking guff. I went up to him and asked him if he knew what time my bus came in. He told me he didn't. I asked if the buses are on strike. He told me the Dublin ones were (lies). I asked if anybody who works here could give me some valuable information and he tells me "sahmwun iz cumming to close up da shop at eight" as if that's of ANY fucking use. Then he proceeded to basically follow me around, keeping a distance of a few metres the whole time like I was a criminal. Fucking rat.

Who do I vote for if I like the economics of labour but not the social aspects

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you arrive in manchester

>>75744493
the gf doesnt spend a penny most nights from all the drinks blokes buy her

>>75744309
>not understanding that it's photoshop
You're one retarded American

>>75744639
got 94% white 6% asian

>>75744676
FONT

>>75744639
i somehow feel this is Americas fault

>>75744660
irish are more niggerish than niggers

>>75744614
they already have 3.3 million muslims
thing is, yank muslims tend to be better integrated than in western europe. lebanese, iranian, syrian, even pakistani americans tend to be pretty rich
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income

>>75744679
alri chang

>>75744024

hmm, that's interesting. I live in a major city and not once has there been any terror attacks.

Maybe Khan doesn't know what he's talking about and is a dirty, unwashed p*ki?

>>75744543

Yeah i know, but the cultural heritage of a lot of West Indian and former colony blacks is a family moving to work hard for a better life. Its proactive.

American blacks are forever haunted by being unwillingly brought to their country.

I think it fundamentally changes how you see your own capacity and desire. Of course there are striving american blacks and lazy victimhood British ones, but I'm talking generally.

>>75744591
oxford

although there are a small group of them i fucking hate who keep getting butthurt about old statues and starting petitiins, theyre not middle class though. theyre just plebs who got in for shitty obscure courses nobody applies to. google 'rhodes controversy' if you want to make yourself angry

>>75744603
obviously i talk to them too you nonce

>>75744511
how bigs the cap

>>75744639
sure thing Alejandro

>>75744664
BNP

>>75744707
>i talk to them
how do you manage that aha

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you arrive in Cornwall

>ywn be an 18 year old American having a cross-state roadtrip with his friends, smoking weed and looking at the comfy scenery, excited to go to college and begin an independent life
why even live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A

>>75744660
why would the security know the bus times you utter runt

>>75744700
he said it was part and parcel to *take precautions against* terror attacks, the articles shitty misquoted clickbait

Does your city have an antiterror squad in its police force?
Yes?
Oh, look at that. Khan was right.

>>75744080
wow well done on choosing one of the most awkward places

christ

>>75744679
>>75744679
whats this app called

>>75744750
done this but to Florida
also been around Mexico as part of my degree program

how do I cute a cute russian twink bf?

you arrive in kent

>>75744784
website called kairos

>>75744745
would love a Cornish waif

>>75744786
homosexuality is a sin

>>75744771
Shut the fuck up you spastic, stop pretending you're not a virgin cunt. Stop pretending you know anything about women. Twat.

Want to vote tory but i hate theresa may so so much so for me it is the spoiled ballot paper

>>75744789
and suddenly regain my virginity

>>75744802
good thing I don't care about that ahaha

>>75744750
yank club scene probably shite compared to Europe
smoking weed gets boring quick

>>75744803
oh right because that attitude will get you far in life.

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>>75744789
you arrive in essex

>>75744785
Do you come from a wealthy family? What do you do? I'm jel because I'm a shitty fucking tradie unclogging shit filled toilets in depressing oireland

>>75744803
got enough film for all that projection?

>>75744803
>twat
fuck off to England you west brit

As Londoner I love how terrified /brit/ is of my home

It's really not that bad lads

Rate Sverigetrådens users
>>75744217

>>75744846
what does tradie mean
saw that word a lot of times but no clear explanation

>>75744420

*checks flag*


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

>>75744614
9/11 was small when you think about it, but large enough to make people hate Islam where they had never heard of it. There are as many mosques being burnt to the ground in the US as jihad attacks, or whatever you want to call it. I believe we sent more your way when Trump was elected.

>>75744786

There are no gays in Russia, my friend.

>>75744862
*runs you over*

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>As Londoner I love how terrified /brit/ is of my home

>It's really not that bad cuz

>>75744830
What does this post even mean, Virgin boy?

>>75744854
>pseudo psychology
>muh projection

Nice projection my bro! I can see you have a clear Oedipus complex! The 190KG runts posts stink of sexual frustration

>>75744859
Make me you limp wrested twat

>>75744717
20gb

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>As Londoner I love how terrified /brit/ is of my home
>It's really not that bad lads

>go on pol
>read about how London is 96% muslim, rape gangs roam the street, there are nogo areas for police, everyone has to be indoors by 7pm or risk being stabbed, lefty SJWs and Thought Police are everywhere, etc etc
>go outside
>literally none of it is true and actually london is rather pleasant

Hm. Sort of makes me think, that.

>>75744862
t. mujahid al-shenwari

>>75744846
no
traveling in north america by car is cheap as fuck and my friends and I pooled our money

for like 3000 you can have a really comfy trip and do lots of things/eat out all the time

for less than that you can still travel easily if you're a bit spartan

>>75744899
you call me a virgin yet you're the one spagetting over some vag

LOL

>>75744891
yeah good one, I wont tell putin if you dont ;)

>>75744880
Tradesman

@75744909
>go on pol
stop reading there

>>75744827
>clubs
alri', Deano

I want to have roadtrips across comfy deserts, go camping in vast Forrests and drink on the beach while watching the sunset, not get pissed in a room filled with Deanos and slags

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>>go outside
>>literally none of it is true and actually london is rather pleasant
>Hm. Sort of makes me think, that.

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>>75744822

Would have made sense to vote for May due to needing a strong (+ stable..) negotiator with a solid mandate and a strong personality.

Shame she exposed herself as having none of that, and is actually just a coward flip-flopper with no charisma and no backbone.

Those who thought she was Maggie Thatcher 2.0 must be crying themselves to sleep every night,

>>75744880
tradesman

labourer who works with hands, usually skilled

>>75744909

rasheed

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Just sat on my library steps in St James Park and counted how many nonwhites i could see

Answer: literally none as far as the eye can see except for some lost chink tourists
Just gotta pick the right areas lads, and not be a poorfag

lol I bet most conservative posters here are poor as shit and are completely voting against their own interests to appear edgy in front of the lads
Absolutely creasing

>>75744891
I'll find them and fuck them

>>75744909
if you want an opinion on something go on /pol/ and you'll know the truth is the exact opposite

>>75744899
you mad bro?

>>75744886
>never heard of islam before 9/11

why do yanks take such pride in their ridiculous levels of general ignorance

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>>75744862
>be londoner
>woken up at the crack of dawn by the islamic call to prayer
>shuffle out of your tiny flat you share with 6 polish immigrants
>get accosted by somalis on the street
>arrive at work
>get abused by muslim customers all day long
>go to subway for lunch
>narrowly avoid being run over
>can't eat bacon or ham in there because of the halal regulations
>finish work
>get on a cramped bus with 20 different languages being spoken
>get called by your landlord mr noseberg and shouted at for being late with your rent
>spend 60% of your paycheck on rent
>get a chest disease due to the air pollution
>can't find a hospital bed because of overpopulation and government cuts
>forced to sell everything you own to pay for special healthcare

>>75744974
having pakis flood into the country is against my interests

>>75744974
rasheed

>>75744946

>Ukraine and Finland getting larger rather than disappearing into a unified Russia.

ha ha, well meme'd sir.

>>75744974
it must really hurt neets that the average muslim technically contributes more to society then they do

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>>75744900
be careful opening this pic it's 1/5000th of your cap

>Ireland was ruined forever by a single British Jew
Why are anglos and Jews such horrible, insidious peoples?

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Your response?

>>75744909
who do you think you're fooling? I was only there 2 weeks ago and there was so many pakis
playground beside the apartment I stayed in didn't have a white face in it, was all paki children

>>75744974
im temporarily sacrificing my own well being for the sake of the country desu

voting labour just shows a lack of foresight

>>75744987
It works.

>>75745005
ahhh yes
pakis
all those pakis coming in from the EU
hmm

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>Please tell us about any periods of non employment (if applicable)

>>75745018
>the average muslim
is also a NEET
they're all on bennies

>>75745022
I dare you to fuck off you odious little slag

>>75745005
so why vote for may when she's been in charge of the last seven years of immigration?

>>75744974
alright Maximilian

>>75745022
call her a nonce

>>75745028
Yeah same went two weeks ago and got beaheaded, wild mate

am i right in thinking we barely have any muslim immigrants these days?

>>75744976

Your idea of slavic men is...inaccurate.

Most are ugly cave trolls with various deformities inherited from lax Soviet health and Safety and malnutrition.

Unless that's your fetish. Not dissimilar from Northerners, I suppose.

>>75744939
>comfy deserts
yeah I love the comfort of 35 degree heat

>>75745028
wow looks like your a poorfag who had to live in a shit area
congratulations

london has a lot of economic segregation - i can go for weeks without seeing a hijab in the City where i work

>>75745044
who said anything about the EU?

and yes, muslims get into the EU very easily and from there come into britain

paris is better than london really

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national day of sweden

this is our meet up

say something nice about us

>>75745060

VERY good post.

>>75745044

http://www.baka.com.au/world/migrant-crisis-pakistanis-others-dumping-ids-to-become-syrian-20150906-gjggcn.html

https://www.voanews.com/a/eu-deportations-pakistanis-migrants-call-for-help/3269070.html

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/refugee-crisis-pakistani-migrants-greece-treated-like-animals-1554124

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-Pakistanis-want-to-enter-Europe-as-refugees

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35993767


ah yes

HATE chebs lads ahah don't post any pics or id go MENTAL aha especially big ones ahah don't do it lads aha

>>75745022
*cocks back my right hook*

>>75745022
kick her in the balls

>>75744024
Except this really isn't what he said, it's just a crude misinterpretation

>>75745078
why go on a road trip at all just for clubs?
just go to Montreal or New York and stay there

>>75745087
may is curbing EU migration, but shes increasing nonEU migration to compensate

i liked the EU migrants desu. Poles are hard workers and good, nonmurderous lads

>before school hours
>friendly rorke posting, not very political
>after school hours
>leftypol comes back

this is an undeniable trend now.
can't even say it's because they're working because they were here all day long during half term

hijabs are fine
burqas and niqabs creep me out though, can't stand them

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is she, dare I say, /ourgirl/?

UK and Ireland by grimness:
1) Glasgow
2) Belfast
3) Limerick
4) Swansea
5) Manchester
6) Brum
7) London

>>75745111

b-aka filtered from s m h lol

>>75745073
>Not dissimilar from Northerners, I suppose
HOWLING based Rus bro

>>75745070
wish you'd stay there you west brit bastard

>>75744992
>>spend 60% of your paycheck on rent
This is an actual reality though

I'm on glue shit don't get stuck

>>75745073
nah yeah most are dog shit but there are a rare few that are fucking gorgeous, beautiful things

>>75745137
>before school hours
>after school hours
hmm, there must be a reason you don't know what happens during school hours

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Canada could have been a superpower by 2050

>>75745140
I like the flowery colourful light ones Persian girls wear that still show their hair

>>75745082
>if i dont leave my gaf I never see immigrants
whoa...

Going to watch the imitation game any good ?

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>talk to HR woman for a good 5 minutes about specific vacancy in specific location
>get home
>look online
>no such vacancy

bitch
got a bag of free shit tho

>>75745180

We call those creatures 'women' here.

I'm not scared or cowed
*finished pint*

>>75745109
I'm genuinely curious

>>75745192
meant to say during not before

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>tfw love Russian male voices
>tfw Russian men look like runtoids and hate homos like me

The world is on fire, and theres nobody at the wheel. The streets are littered with a thousand lonely suicides, and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

>>75745167
i live in london and am on pennys (£1850 p/m after tax) and my rent is £425 all inclusive for a double bed

doing a watch
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40017537
>>75745204
yeah they're cute

>>75745217
>gif
fuck off

>>75745049
I've spent the past 2 years doing nothing but volunteering 6 hours a week in a charity shop, most of the time I just go on a walk instead and don't go in aha

>>75745239
the damage has been done, kiddo

>>75745242

lots of gays in Chechnya apparently

1850£ is enough to live comfortably in Paris
london is mad

>>75745242
those aren't even the right lyrics you total ponce

>>75745242
pervert freak stop posting here

>>75745227
no not them, women do nothing for me

you gay?

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYiHczkAvi8

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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

>>75745242
pea door

>Women's Equality Party:

dont understand
what equality is there to work for
don't they literally have more rights than us

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>>75745297
not anymore

RIP

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>>75745101
HAHA paris is old shite, I walked around for ages just looking for a shop but all I found were families of Algerians begging on the street.

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*votes for them*

>virgin media flat out lying to me about passing my details along
ah yes very good

wish i were a rich toff and could sue the fuckers

>>75745242

I think Russian gays enjoy the clandestine exciting lives that lots of old British queens claim they miss.

Sneaking around in the dark just to get a bit of illicit cock etc.

>>75745305
FOB

Played squash with the colleagues for the first time today. Really feel like I have achieved the dream of an upper-middle class lifestyle from the 90s

>>75745305
yes but its fucking paris

the right should have worked harder to attract fedoratheists imo

>>75745305
It is my life goal to move to rural France (Brittanny or the south) with a beautiful girl, have many children and eat fine French food

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>>75745321
ashi

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Creasing

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>>75745242
life is hell, just endless suffering

>>75745325
vote labour for the same to happen here

>>75745339
loads of bollocks mate
which area where you in

>>75745362
better than fucking london mate

Timothy James Farron here at my rented flat at 10 Downing Street

>>75745339
>families of Algerians
Ah yes it's written on their foreheads that they are algerians or were they holding their passports.
Fuck off.

>>75745396
what are some french renting sites? I want to see the prices

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the eternal anglo getting KHAN'D once again.


GRORIOUS!

dont care

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>>75745403
alri alan?

>>75745403
You can tell because they are often short, brown with very large potato heads that their feeble frame cannot support

>>75745374
based ben taking it like a champ

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NEED a gloomy russian bf

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>you will never be a dutch Calvinist stock broker during the height of the 17th century

Why even bother living

>>75745415
seloger is good

gonna vote labour because in the last 7 years the number of homeless people near me has literally quintupled and its absolute bullshit and obviously the Tories' fault

there never used to be more than 1 or 2 in my whole neighbourhood, now theres 15+

dont even care about welfare generally, just dont want to see them on my streets

simple as

>>75745396
thoughts on the Paris commune?

>>75745425
Back off mate Algerian is sound

>>75745403
Most likely syrian refugees. Algerians in France are starting to break into the middle class en masse.

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>>75745428
I need one to look after me

squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes

>>75745374
me at the bottom

>>75745424
Did he get stung by bees?

>>75745147
t. Never been to Letterkenny
Also t. Dubliner who refuses to admit Dublin is as cancerous as London, if not more so.

>>75745448
bet you're sitting there with a union jack hanging over your computer

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it was predestined
>>75745477

theresa may is gonna get hillary'd. way too complacent, and she thinks people have forgotten about the last seven years

>>75745444
muslims too

>>75745448
<3

>>75745467
dont be rude mate its just how he is

>>75745459

Is the answer 'Finland'?

>>75745428

Why not a nice Swedish one?

>>75745490
Um sweetie Algeria is rightful Turkish land x

>>75745448
I like the Algerian

I enjoy bantering with the big potato headed fuck, he's a lot more interesting than the boring NEETs here anyway and his face always cracks me up

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>>75745467
no it was just a rough day

disobedient little paddy stealing my dubs

>>75745403
They were all 5'8"

>>75745435
what are the 'louer' prices? monthly rent?

>>75745403
I aint giving you no money so fuck off

>>75745396
dunno was walking through the centre to major train station

>>75745455
loads of syrian 'fugees indeed particularly in the metro. don't think second or third gen immigrants are breaking into the middle classe "en masse" though. the social elevator has limited space

>>75745518
>I enjoy bantering with the big potato headed fuck

Post...kettle...?

>>75745444
there's an old guy in my city who clearly has some form of mental disability

poor lad walks around all day shaking (think he's got parkinsons too) rubbing his tummy and asking for pennies

don't often care about homeless but that one is just dire, how he's not being looked after despite very clearly being unwell is just depressing

>>75745522
In tears

I genuinely love the Algerian lad, so much fun and he makes me laugh so hard x

>>75745559

security guards just kicked the roma gypsie beggars off the train haha

>>75745534
>the centre to major train station
ahhh yes

>>75745530
louer is monthly yeah

>>75745424
Looks like Bentley from Sly Cooper.

From now on I'm going to call the Algerian "BENTley"

>>75745428
Never really been one to get flustered by boys looks but wew wouldnt mind a bit of that

>>75745588

>>75745577
>>75745577
>>75745577

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Tony Blair stole my life-force

>>75745574
Oi cunt
>>75745447

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>>75745542

>>75745573
>>75745573
>>75745573

>>75745374
saying "I hope you get hit by a bus" isn't a threat

>>75745444
>>75745547
Theres one guy in my town that goes round with a carrier bag(presumably one without holes in) and picks up fag ends, could be in his 30s or 50s

>>75745547
They can't afford to help him because they need to give that money to 46 different Muslim families

imagine pretending thai whores were your girlfriends for respect on 4chan

>>75744946
autism, kill yourself.

>>75745540
>the social elevator has limited space
Yeah obviously, even for rural or working-class natuve french people. But I'm starting to see more and more french-algerian tourists, families, here that are not drug dealers spending the hashish money on hookers and it's very cute.

>>75744241
#notalljerries