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love jezza
hate may
hate abbott

simple as

Where do you guys get your polling information? Curious to see how hes doing.

>>75739929
>rorkes still thinking center-right politics are closer to them than left-wing ones

Britain is fucked either way eh?

Maisie
Cara
Anime
In this order

>>75740978
looking at the economy only, they would be much more fucked with the left party in charge during brexit than the right party, especially with the cracy commie in charge

>>75739929
Mrs. May is a dumb cunt

LABOUR IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD.
MAY WANTS TO CREATE A POLICESTATE AND SELL US OUT.

LABOUR IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD.
MAY WANTS TO CREATE A POLICESTATE AND SELL US OUT.

LABOUR IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD.
MAY WANTS TO CREATE A POLICESTATE AND SELL US OUT.

LABOUR IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD.
MAY WANTS TO CREATE A POLICESTATE AND SELL US OUT.

LABOUR IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD.
MAY WANTS TO CREATE A POLICESTATE AND SELL US OUT.

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Getting a bit SICK of people ignoring my threads....

hope tim gets sectioned soon

mentally ill teddy nonce runt

>>75740656
Britain elects

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>>75742251
why do you hate tim so much
what has he ever done to you

>>75742304
he seems like an utter cunt in real life

>>75742330
you seem like an utter cunt

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>>75739890
>>75739890
>>75739890

*ahem*

All the lads are here, all 14 of us

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i'm in love with the shape of poo

the top 20% of chads controll 90% of the pussy supply

Corbyn will end this

Party Seats +/-
Conservative 355 25
Labour 215 -17
Scottish National 47 -9
Liberal Democrat 10 2
Plaid Cymru 3 0
Green 1 0
UKIP 0 -1
Independents / Other 19 0


wtf lads i thought corbyn had this 1????

>>75739929
lol

want to stick a sign on tim's back that reads "section me"

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"what god desires is here and here"
*points to penis*
"ten bob is yours if you drop your drawers"

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Romanians are the TRUE Brits

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>Brits are going to get Chinese style internet

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I hope May wins.

happening at notre dame cathedral

just woke up

>>75742413
>github blocked

is she fucking insane?

this can't be real. God help the UK. We should expect more british refugees here over the next decade.

>>75742415
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, ABBENIN' RN

OFF TO >>>/pol/ everyone

IM NOT HAVING MY BRIT FULL OF RACISTS

>>75742415
XY's at it again?

went to the careers fair

spoke to some recruiters and felt like a right normie desu. some were desperate and asked if i know any m8s with similar qualificcations who might want to apply too

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I'm just so tired of it all

>>75742415
>>75742415
racist

>>75742413
>>75742447
bellsniffs
she'll never do it because she hasn't a clue how the internet works

just saying it to make old people feel safer

Gunshots at Notre Dame lads

fucks sake

>>75742501
fake news

>>75739890
>>75739890
>>75739890
>>75739890
>>75739890


we're in here lads

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WAVEY

>>75742477
I am too
just want it to end

>>75742501
#prayfornotredame

>>75742501
literally do not care

reckon this was posted first
politics threads are for runts
Labour threads are for pure homunculi
>>75739890
>>75739890
>>75739890

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>Stephen Hawking announces he is voting Labour: 'The Tories would be a disaster'

>'Another five years of Conservative government would be a disaster for the NHS, the police and other public services'

Even disabled physics man is on the (publicly owned) jezza train

>>75742542
hello fellow 'pede!
MAGA!
see you at >>>r/the_donald!

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>>75742538
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

bit scared of tim ngl

>>75742578
reddit's just appropriating our culture tbqh

>>75742471
How about we meet up and I force my cock in your rectum and fuck you so hard it tears your anal lining, then I thrust my bloody, shitty, cummy throbbing knob into your mouth and make you gag on that filthy concoction?

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anime

http://www.economist.com/news/britain/21702338-liberals-fear-their-country-will-become-less-tolerant-place-future-bright-britains

>Reports suggest a man attacked a police officer with a hammer and was later shot.

a guy tried to attack a cop with a hammer and got shot down

nothing to see at notre dame

>>75742607
ok sweetie x
london?

>>75742418
hello leftypol discord

>>75742623

>hammer

probably, neo-nazis or IRA

>>75742471
proud of you x

>>75742650
hello leftypol discord

>>75742380
absolute nutter

OOOH AH UP THE RA

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It's all a fucking joke to them.

>>75742660
>london?
Your not a paki are you?

>>75742615
>They will remain partly because they have British children. In 2014, 27% of babies born in England and Wales had immigrant mothers, up from just 12% in 1990. Polish women had more babies than any other immigrant group: they accounted for 3.2% of all births. Pakistanis were second, followed by Indians, Bangladeshis and Nigerians. Many other babies who were born to British women had an immigrant father. Soon these babies will be in school and their parents will be pinned to Britain.

>Even if immigration were suddenly to stop, Britain would become more diverse. Immigrants have slightly more babies—their fertility rate in England and Wales is 2.1, compared with 1.8 for the natives. And diversity will spread. Immigrants tend to arrive in big cities and gradually move out, seeking bigger houses that they can afford. Between 2001 and 2011 (the last two census years) the proportion of black Africans in England and Wales who lived in London fell from 80% to 58%—a staggering exodus. Provincial towns such as Milton Keynes are rapidly becoming more racially mixed.

>As immigrants and their children multiply and disperse, the Britons who most dislike immigration will disappear. Old Britons voted to leave the EU in far greater numbers than young ones; the uneducated were much keener on exit than the educated. Britain is growing older, but this particular cohort of thinly educated old people (call it the UKIP cohort) is ageing out of the population. It will be replaced by successive cohorts that are more ethnically diverse and highly educated. In the early 1960s only 15% of school children got at least five good O-levels; today more than two-thirds get at least five good GCSEs and almost half of young people go to university.

why are your elites cheering on this?

>>75742623
bet it was those bloody christians again

business idea: nationalise stephen hawking's wheelchair

>>75742717
the guardian truly is full of degenerates

what exactly is the appeal of may to rorkes? cuts hurt them the most, and she is literally responsible for bringing in all the muslims they hate, not to mention she was a remainer. are people just that scared of the red menace?

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imagine caring who your gf has slept with before she met you

>>75742538
w2c jacket

>>75742615
Good. When will these turds realise that the rest of the UK doesn't want to be like London?

>>75742753
hello leftypol discord

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jesus christ I fucking DESPISE white people

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>>75742615
>>75742722
christ almighty
game over man, game over

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Loving ramadan so far

>>75742686
still need a job 2bh

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Is their cider with cherry on the island?

fondest memory of r9kcm master race was when he went to a party, got slightly drunk and got rejected by literally every woman there so he came home and cried about it to us

>>75742783
racist

>>75742491
terrible mindset

Shots fired at notre dame lads

>>75742783

me in bottom left

>>75742783
>will racially profile you

I wonder if he noticed the irony

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>>75742788
cute c@

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>>75742783
me the Too Quite White
i'll show em

>>75742783
bottom two seems like a couple of the yanks who post here

>>75742753
>who
i don't
unless they're nonwhite.

the main concern is "how many". the current gf only slept with 2 people before me so that's alri

if it's over 8, then i shan't be dating her

don't know why so many people in the west seem to think religious freedom is an inherent right

>>75742827
wow you're like 20 minutes late

think it's absolutely hilarious that when terrorist attacks used to happen in Europe like Paris there used to be a big reaction to show solidarity, lighting up big ben with the french flag or some shit

but now they're so common that it probably isn't even worth the leccy bill to do so, you'll be changing the flag every day

unbelievable

>>75742783
fuck off leftypol discord

>>75742800
of course

anti-white racism is prevalent in our society and people willingly ignore it

>>75742803
i remember he posted vocaroos in /sp/. imagine a slightly feminine nasally voice with a welsh accent. hilarious. no wonder he's never done it since.

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>>who
>i don't
>unless they're nonwhite.
>
>the main concern is "how many". the current gf only slept with 2 people before me so that's alri
>
>if it's over 8, then i shan't be dating her

>>75742857
why are you such a virgin? honestly?

why judge someone how many they have slept with by your own standards?

listening to mac demarco

the thread I nicked that image from

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/6fhs8q/50_shades_of_white/?st=j3louv27&sh=f5a78467

why do you lot respond to these utterly lame twitter moaning and groaning by random wogs? they are utterly obsessed because they're nothing but slaves and so are you.
I just roll my eyes all all this rubbish

>>75742800
logo looks like a fox spraying shit violently out his arsehole

also yes, we do
you'll want koppaberg mixed fruits

>>75742870
>>75742920
hello leftypol discord

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VERY tired
only did 4 hours sleep last night

>ANOTHER attack in Paris


Leftypol WILL defend this

>>75742925
hello leftypol discord

>>75742925
his new album?
it was alright desu

>>75742920
big talk coming from you lad
why judge people by their personality and habits?

*defends this*

>>75742878
I happily pay the price for diversity and tolerance

Hopefully i can one day be sacrificed to diversity by the muslims too!

im so pc that i don't CARE how many men my gf has slept with
doesn't bother me in the slightest
wouldn't even mind if she had sex with someone in our relationship, so long as she promised it was just me she loved
The doctor said the antidepressants should kick in any day now.

Nuke London please.

>>75742945
>>75742950
>>75742951

Fuck off

Going to Liverpool and going to read The Sun in public to get my head smashed in

Then I'm going to Ardoyne (NI) with my English accent to get my head smashed in

>>75742950
it's not muslims

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Am I in the money?

>>75742989
hello leftypol discord

>>75742920
not a virgin la' just don't like sluts and neither does the gf

someone who sleeps with many people has poor self control, doesn't see sex as anything intimate, usually has poor moral standing and will struggle to form intimate bonds in relationships

this is true for men as well, meaning you're a dirty slag yourself and if i was gay i wouldn't go anywhere near you

keep the number below 8

>>75742963
nah just the track "chamber of reflection", it's part of a playlist on my spotify x
not a massive fan of the rest of his stuff but this just reminds me of tame impala desu

>>75742983
ok
(Note to GCHQ: I'm not actually going to nuke London)

>Notre Dame


P A R T

A N D

P A R C E L

>>75743012
>implying lisicki's not a virgin
fell for it mate

*misquotes sadiq khan again*
ahh yes

>why yes i will just attack an armed police officer with a hammer this will surely work out well for me
why are terrorists so retarded?

>You can return an "unused" train ticket for a fee of £5. So if it hasn't been through a barrier I go straight to the ticket office and tell them I drove instead. Great success.

Is there any truth in this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeO_eRm7g_4&feature=youtu.be

>>75743018
tame impala are shit though

>>75742925
kys

>>75743018
wew lad
listen to "2", it's his most C H I L L

>>75743009
No
Value is in constituencies

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>*misquotes sadiq khan again*
>ahh yes

>>75742878
It's the result of a deliberate change in tactics by Islamic fundamentalists. Somewhere along the line they realised that big terror plots which kill hundreds of people every few years don't really have a lasting impact. Plus they have fuck tonnes of grassroots support in Western countries now, after ISIS. So they've switched to directing random nutters to just kill as many people as possible with minimal planning, while simultaneously orchestrating the large scale assaults like we saw in Paris using trained jihadis fresh from Syria.

Fair to say it's working splendidly and it really has only just begun.

police say they still can't figure out why Akhmed Mohammad Rashid Al-Wahawi attempted to attack the police officer with a hammer

absolutely love the smell of my cock and balls

>>75743064
hello leftypol

hate roasties
hate being rejected
love writing bitter shitposts on the 'chon daily
simple as

>>75743106
me on the right

>>75743012
why does having lots of sex = poor self control? why do you talk as though sex is unhealthy?

do you have a religious objection to it or something?

>>75743123
hello leftypol discord

>>75743122
>>75743152
don't

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ISIS last major city going under.

>>75743117
True.

Also there's the fact that these small attacks use up masses of police time, having to keep track of thousands of potential attackers, so the large attacks become easier to carry out.

>>75743165
hello leftypol discord

Anyone feel some sort of civil conflict will happen within the next few years?

>>75743140
having lots of sex isn't bad, people in relationships should do it all the time

having sex with lots of random strangers all the time is just asking for an STD though. it means you don't see sex as a personal romantic thing, just something as normal as eating or drinking. and like i said, the more partners you have, the more you'll struggle to form bonds.

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the Left is the side of Science except when it does things they don't like

>>75743168
WEW
I didn't realise they were so fucked
F

>>75743168
what about London

>>75743140
I imagine he means with numerous people
I'd imagine such a person would have pretty severe attachment and intimacy issues

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Discuss

>>75743193
in yankland hopefully yeah
might head over and take up arms

>>75743119
But whatever it was, we can be sure it wasn't because his religion specifically told him that God wanted him to.

That would be racist.

boo

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>>75743168

>>75743018
>listening to "hot summer indie playlist" playlists on spotify
lmao do people actually do this?

>>75743140
But having too much sex literally is unhealthy. There's a whole genre of diseases specifically begotten from too much sexual activity you knob. This isn't even delving upon the myriad of evidence that it damages you socially and psychologically in your relationships towards others as well, and is a hallmark of certain mental illnesses.

>>75743168
wonder if materially much will change for the civvies there after isis clears off

>>75743168
kinda feel like we should send troops to clean up at the last battle so we can say we defeated isis

>>75743168
>what is DeZ

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>>75743211

a daring synthesis

>>75743221
We should repay their hard work and do what they say

https://twitter.com/MelbourneAgain

can't tell if his header image is ironic

>>75743221
foreign fighters for the kurds are basically a propaganda op at this point. Most yanks who go over and fight aren't allowed to leave the camp and never see the front line, it's more useful for the kurds to have them as unofficial PR employees

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>>75743211

>>75743221
International volunteers do nothing
The SDF don't allow them to fight

>>75743168
I'm from buenos ares and I say kill em all

>>75743168
>ISIS last major city going under.
As the forces are U.S. backed I assume that RT will tell us terrorists are fighting terrorists.

>>75743211
somehow a worse combination than 4dit

>>75742380
>I’d had four or five pints — nothing major.
Lad

>>75743213
Which side will you fight on, O'Hallolllolloran?

>>75743140
Having short, intense sexual relationships with people you don't know well is a classic symptom of all kinds of personality disorders.

>>75743211
howling

>>75743168
Forgetting about fucking MOSUL sweetie?? xx

>>75743221
*puts feet up*
hmmm... no why don't YOU smash ISIS and I'll vote for Ma-err Corbyn

>>75743106
what did he say?

>>75743227
I'm not, it's a playlist I made x

>>75743247
DeZ is a shitty little town thats going to be flattened by the Russians.

>>75743291
hello my white friend

>>75743168
I'd like to know more

To that ignoramus who claimed its twenty quid a pill up north for a yoke except in east Belfast stop talking out your fucking arse mate, why lie? It's a fiver for a blue transformer or yellow minion. Good stuff like Warner bros cost a bit more, but for good reason.

https://twitter.com/irmahinojosa_/status/872105119344545797

>those comments


good lord

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>>75743168
that map is old

voting for the CNP (cornish nationalist party)

>>75743229
if you only fuck nondiseased people then no sex isnt unhealthy
you could fuck a thousand women a day and if none of them have STIs youll be fine

so sex isnt unhealthy, you just have to fuck people you trust

im not saying fucking strangers all the time is a good idea

but i do like fucking almost all of my friends, since i know i can trust them and we already have an emotional bond on some level

>>75743307
never said i dont know them well

>>75743280
This

Unless they speak fluent Kurdish and Arabic and are trained soldiers, they don't do shit.

>>75743335
>that map is old
So is your mum's pussy.

business idea: work as an engineer for BAE systems helping to make bombs to drop on defenceless pakis

>>75743350
spoke to a recruiter for a similar company today
might apply and do my bit

>>75743322
Has an equivalent pre-war population to Raqqa, is a provincial capital and the city is currently entirely held by ISIS you utter spanner.

>>75743346
How would you know?

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>>75743292
Antifa, YPG, YPJ, MFS

Mostly just Commies for the most part.

>>75743332
the jews have really done a number on western society haven't they

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>>75743332
>not "Muslim". Extremist.

>>75743168
Post full map of Syria and Iraq pls

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>>75743332

the memes are real

>>75743369
>>75743350
>falling for the military-industrial complex propaganda this easily
Cor blimey

>>75743386
thought that was a pic of tim from the thumbnail

>>75743369
same
going to say "I want to save lives" when they ask why I want to join them haha

>>75743350
good idea

keep going mental when i smoke weed, lads
i've had several month+ breaks and i still lose my shit after having only one or two pulls

annoying as fuck desu, i just want to get stoned like i used to

>>75743340
if you think the risks of sex is only physical damage, you're in for a rough time

sex with people outside of relationships affects psychology more than anything

i don't think i ever want a one night stand again, will only have sex when i'm in a relationship

>>75743393
http://syriancivilwarmap.com/

>>75743350
this

the white runts that go to Syria literally just sit on twitter all day

>>75743415
try taking some xanax or valium

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Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

voting ira

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>Terrorists aren't real Muslims. Trump supporters just use them as an excuse to hate real Muslims.

>>75743428
maybe it will effect your psyche, it depends on your ideology
youve been raised all your life that sex = bad so im sure cutting loose would cause you psychological damage

but i dont have your traditional beaten-in taboos so it doesnt affect me
its a winwin, literally everyone involved in the situation comes out better off

>>75743380
Because it's common sense you mong.

They're valuable propaganda, but there's nothing better about Westerners over some random Kurdish peasant who, you know, actually speaks the language and understands the culture of those he is fighting alongside and against.

Besides, the SDF doesn't have a manpower shortage and barely fight anyway.

>apple is replacing JPG with HEIF
ah yes

>>75743472
islamophobes aren't real Trump supporters. liberals just use them as an excuse to hate real Trump supporters

>>75743332
you'd honestly wonder how many times they can do this, just say it's the religion of peace and the #notreal'slims nonsense.

dont want to kill myself anymore !!!! :)

>>75743472
>>75743396
>>75743387
these type of opinions are the staggering majority

I wonder, are we really the evil racists? Or are they hopeless morons who can't see whats happening infront of them

I wonder how many have to die theoretically for public opinion to change

Going off to join the Kurds 34th Twitter division

Gonna epicly troll some Islamic nerds!!

>>75743485
quite the contrary, grew up in a liberal non-religious household

learned the dangers of loose, amoral sexuality on my own and through hearing about the sexlives of people i know and what it's brought them

>>75743486
>Because it's common sense
That's not proof, lad. Did you not go to school?

>>75743396

>all Leftypol tier Labour voters


SCREECHING

the lefty paddy supports kurdistan

>Muslim blows up a bomb
WOW fucking filthy wogs they need to all be sent to camps right now, deportation is too good for them, they should be torn to little pieces and buried alive!
>Irishman blows up a bomb
OOOOH AH UP THE RA
S.A.M MISSILES IN THE SKY

>>75743527
>I wonder, are we really the evil racists? Or are they hopeless morons who can't see whats happening infront of them
this
>>75743527
>I wonder how many have to die theoretically for public opinion to change
That gaylord who was killed in the Manchester attack - his parents were on TV saying they "feel sorry" for the attacker.

They will NEVER learn.

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Gf shagged around a lot before she met me

I was a virgin

>>75743527
sometimes I wonder that too and then you realise all we really want is a safe future for our people and then you begin to wonder why that's painted as evil

just because you're against the majority opinion doesn't mean you're in the wrong. has happened throughout history

Honestly, what's so bad about STDs?

It's the life I wanna end but the life you wanna lead

>>75743592
what was her response to your virginity?

>>75743581
>ISIS = IRA

IRA = Hamas.
IRA and Hamas both fight for their own country which is pretty reasonable regardless of how questionable their tactics are.

ISIS wants to rule the entire world.
ISIS sets people on fire, enslaves people and points guns at teenage boys to force them to rape their mother.
That is unreasonable.

>>75743592
and what is the problem exactly

>>75743527
>these type of opinions are the staggering majority

on twitter, where lefties compete with one another to show who is the most sanctimonious

>>75743592
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>>75743581
Cuz they're fucking white males trolololol xDD

(PS we didn't target civvies and used sophisticated weaponry, not crude nailbombs concocted in my mas garden shed)

>>75743527
you underestimate how effective social conditioning is

>>75743623
haha awesome

can't listen to most of these rorke youtubers any more, they just pale in comparison to the comfiness of Woes

>melbourne, paris, london
ahyes ramadan

hmm
>labour
can't vote for them because diane abbott is a racist
>tories
can't vote for them because I'm a member of the working class
>greens
dumb
>ukip
dumb

that leaves one option:
the lib dems

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>>75743648
>>75743629
I'm talking about my own opinions tbf
unconditionally support Irish nationalism

Just nearly died lads. This storm has made a big part of a tree fall on to the path I was walking across probs just minutes before I was there. Going to live life to the max by doubling my shitposting on the chon every day x

>>75743626
Very fucking happy.

Thought that was good at the time, but now it feels like shit. She lost hers to her literal chad bf in secondary school.

Fucks sakes.

>>75743527
honestly you're pretty naive and possibly stupid if you think they actually "believe" this. social media is a place for virtue signalling, I wouldn't take any of this at face value. of course, it's no less destructive just because it's insincere

>>75743703
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tear da club up

Just got called a brickshit house

>>75743629
Please stop posting, you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>75743630
She's psychologically damaged and I have to deal with the result of her being chucked and fucked a dozen times because she was stupid enough to think if a guy wants to fuck you it means he loves you.

Literally feel like a cuck

just bricked a shit house

>>75743703
so do you think it would help to tell a potential gf that I am a virgin?

>>75743704
I hear these tier opinions from real people in real life constantly

I was at a party when the london thing happened and the first thing that was said was "urgh now everyones going to be blaming muslims again, racists etc"

remember that Hannah Montana episode where lilly and Oliver were arguing over which band was better; radiohead or coldplay?

fucken lol

>>75743629
>literal daily mail propaganda

I wonder if people like this even see themselves.

lost my gf to virginity to a random slag at a party
both drunk
hardly remember her face
regret losing it that way
my second sexual partner was my first gf though, who i was in a relationship with for a year and a half. which was pretty nice.

corbyn has a fantastic manifesto. not a chance I'm voting for him though

>>75743754
obviously radiohead

>>75743754
runt

>>75743754
obviously radiohead

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kicked down a VOTE LABOUR sign on my way back from greggs

>>75743732
her opinion on men might change because you're a good lad

>>75743747
she's kind of going to know anyway in the end
maybe you should just blag until it's out of the way rather than risking a downward spiral into wizardry?

>>75743747
depends on the woman mate

>>75743752
idk man
some people are very shy
I have a mate who is a giga rorke but in any public situation or with people he doesn't know as well he turns into a shameless SJW shill and attacks us if we say anything slightly rorke

>>75743765
>lost my gf to virginity to a random slag at a party
*lost my virginity to a random slag at a party

NO idea how i cocked that one up lads

>>75743725
>>75743762
anti Irish bigotry

>>75742380
funny how close to retardedness bravery seems to be

>>75743747
Depends how potential it is

We had already said we had "feelings" for each other (I didn't really) when I told her, so it was pretty much a done deal anyway.

Wouldn't bring it up within the first few weeks of talking to her though.

>>75743725
>>75743762
It's the truth. The PIRA where only trying to protect the catholic nationalist community.

>Labour want to reduce the voting age to 16

ah yes

>>75743752
>I was at a party when the london thing happened and the first thing that was said was "urgh now everyones going to be blaming muslims again, racists etc"
the same applies here, too. I'm not being obtuse, I genuinely find it hard to believe that they believe this stuff. especially because they always say it the exact same way, as if they're repeating what they know they're supposed to say instead of actually expressing themselves. but I think the distinction is important because you're not going to convince them with genuine opinions, you need to actually call them out for being narcissistic and insincere

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>75743772
>>75743777

>>75743824
nowt wrong with that
most young people don't bother voting anyway

lost my virginity to a random person i met at the bar
the VERY NEXT DAY i met my long term girlfriend and fucked her that night before we had a 2 year relationship

wish id held on just one more day so shed been my first desu

just heard thunder lads

>>75743824
we're utterly fucked if that happens

>>75743808
>>75743765
>>75743819
>>75743852
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>>75743824

their voters' mental age is much lower than that

>>75743852
Turned down three one night stands so i could lose it to my first gf tb h

>>75743863
nah
young people don't bother voting so much
lowering it to 16 won't change that

>>75743650
yeah but out leaders can't be as retarded as the population
you only need to think about it for longer than a second to see

they're not dumb, they can't be, so why are they bowing to the retarded masses instead of clueing them in

>>75743527
>how many have to die theoretically for public opinion to change
The more that die, the more they double down on their narrative. It gets harder and harder for them to admit that they were wrong all along, because they'd have to face the horror that they've been supporting monsters who delight in raping and murdering children.

the best posters on /brit/ are the non-virgin rorkes

love gentrification

>>75743886
>>75743895
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https://www.reddit.com/r/syriancivilwar/comments/6fksh7/amaa_jihaditerrorist_turned_atheist/

AMA with a Jihadi terrorist who became an atheist.

Pretty interesting.

>> 75743842
>hiveminding with a turbo rorke

grim

also opinions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sFvFVkeGVg

think it's pretty shit 2bhwy and I can see why it's not on OK Computer

>>75743863
Nah, Gen Z is supposed to be the most conservative generation in a long time apparently. They're more conservative than boomers

>>75743780
i stuck the front page of the Daily Mirror Rotherham edition on a street a couple away from mine who had their vote Labour sticker out

>>75743895
they don't exist

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me in the middle

love rain simple as

>>75743895
*gives you a cheeky wink*
nice one son

>>75743891
because votes are a commodity and they are insulated for the most part from most of the negative things that happen

Need a film or show to watch that is relaxing

>>75743927
um i exist sweetie

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Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing pakis is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids

ah its not rain its hail

>>75743950
Mr beans holiday

>>75743945
true, but it's happening every week now
the one thing they have to be is accountable
people won't buy the "we're not loving our enemies enough" forever... hopefully

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871858754769301504
is he gonna do it lads

>>75743950
Inbetweeners movie 2

>>75744024
>>75744024
>>75744024


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>>75744024
>>75744024
>>75744024

really like gentrification, best way to get browns out, you can just feign ignorance when people call you racist

>>75743950
4 aventures de Reinette et Mirabelle

Taking a solid 8/10 to the cinema sometime soon, what the fuck do I talk about

Getting nervous thinking about it lads

>>75744007
I want May to win so Brits get fucked up Chinese internet.

I also want Corbyn to win because it would pretty much make Neolibs collectively commit suicide.

>>75743891
Look what happened to Trump when he "clued them in."

24/7 smearing, slander, hatred on a visceral level aimed at him, his family, anyone who openly supports him. He's been called Hitler more times than anyone in history, including Adolf Hitler. Politicians generally try to stay away from that kind of flak.

>>75744042
if you have to pre-plan conversation points you've already fucked it

just relax and pretend like she's ugly, or a lad

>>75743950
Spiritual Voices

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whats up lads
listening to this rn