/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

he likes the green tea
it's funny

File: heh.png (9KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 645x773px

>>75731013
the list grows

reddit peaks posting is the worst gimmick.

t. person with really bad gimmicks.

I like the SB poster. He's a nice guy.

>>75731042
What list, I wanna see it

File: 1436247857672.jpg (102KB, 794x582px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 794x582px

ahh

I have the best gimmick

File: 1496476366115.png (78KB, 680x412px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 680x412px

>twin peaks?
>not a fan

Going to find work in portland

if you watch twin peaks you should be put to death

My stalker posting is the best gimmick in /cum/ desu. It might even be better than milk posting.

>>75731050
Only if you tell me your height and weight.

>>75731059
the streets are littered with grad students that look like homeless
how do you think you'll get work

>>75730841
6'0
>>75730976
185

>tfw just turned 18
I can finally legitimately browse 4chan and legally show my boypussy!

>>75731068
there is in my field

Chink Moot needs to cuck all those kids just turning 18 by changing the legal age of 4chan to 21.

>>75731065
5'11
156
(Don't bully me)

File: 1490646299540.png (105KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 400x400px

>if you watch twin peaks you should be put to death

File: 03827f3812b24abab45add7948ec771e.jpg (90KB, 638x638px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 638x638px

>mfw parents are hardcore atheists
>both went to uc berkeley in the 70s
>raised non-religious
>have been quietly obsessed with Christianity (partially Catholicism) for years

Thinking about telling my parents I'm going to see a movie and getting baptized instead, 2bh

>>75731072
alright, bud, you're legally here
but by now you should know that no one respects anyone under 22 here, so you're gonna have to keep faking

File: 1485148710047.png (362KB, 527x705px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 527x705px

>5'11

is there any activity more prole than discussing television?

File: Screenshot_2017-06-05_22-57-58.png (26KB, 514x272px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 514x272px

>>75731083
here it is

>>75731090
Catholicism isn't that great and is probably the least Christian version of Christianity

t.ex-Catholic

pretending to be a muslim jihadist

>>75731102
Hey, there are two guys who are my height and weight
We should meet up

>>75731090
your dad sounds like he was coding spongebob playing with his dick and your mom was on chad's dick when they were younger

>>75731102
whew glad i uninstalled redditflags
wouldn't be the fattest guy around

>jihadist
do you even know who Hezbollah is?

>>75731090
if you are going to be Christian the only acceptable choices are Catholicism and Methodism

>>75731103

I'm also quite fond of southern Christianity. But Catholicism has a lot of fascinating history

Have any of you watched Pawn Star?

I know you do.

Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.

Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on 4chan, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.

BBQ ribs are fine cuisine and I love Czech writers.

Hezbollah are heretics and the Euphrates will run red with their blood, takbir

File: 3g13220u-1517.jpg (119KB, 600x801px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 600x801px

man I wanna fight for Austria now

Why would you adopt watered down version of Christianity when Orthodoxy is the way to go

File: Papal Rome Bloody History.jpg (1MB, 1280x850px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x850px

>>75731125
if by fascinating you mean the great apostasy then yeah I reckon you're right

>>75731102
there are two guys taller than me. I am sad

i like this music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6O1FgvTuAQ

>>75731164
>army with 100 languages
Then they wondered why they are so shit at organization the whole war.

File: 1491602935722.png (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 225x225px

think a friend of mine might be a furry

>>75731164
>not supporting based poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40hhc0cjYyg

My driver's license says I'm 6'0 and I tell people I'm 6'0 even though I'm like 5'11.4. Will I go to Hell?

School in a bit

the Salafis will burn eternally and Allah will reward the Shia infinitely for removing them from his creation

>>75731199
There comes a time when a man has to put his own dog down

This might be one of those times anon

>>75731206
hopefully

File: united_states.jpg (493KB, 1349x1043px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 1349x1043px

>>75731196
they were too ahead for their time
if only that dude didn't get killed off they might've federalized and saved the empire

>>75731206
there are manlets on /cum/ RIGHT NOW

27 today. Still a gfless virgin. It physically hurts at this point. I remember being 21 and laughing it off. Haha surely I'll get my life on track soon i thought. At this point my luck is up.

>>75731206
lying is a sin
only God knows if you will go to Hell

>>75731099
Well they do make it specifically for pacifying the proles in the novel

>preferring southern baptists to Catholicism
Kys my dude

>tfw 6'1" manlet

>>75731227
we are the same height and weight

im 6'3

File: 1496683168226.jpg (29KB, 639x522px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 639x522px

>>75731224
Fuck a hooker

>>75731102
What is this. Am i missing some irc chat or something

File: 1480400824968.jpg (12KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 255x255px

>>75731224

File: 20170606_072718.jpg (405KB, 1084x1094px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 1084x1094px

*blocks your path*

>>75731224
3 years til wizard

>>75731224
Just use Tinder. Ugly girls are desperate too.

File: polishlithuaniancommonwealth.jpg (634KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

634KB, 1920x1080px

>>75731203
>some modern shit
irrelevant

>>75731238
need to lose weight myself

idk how can anyone on /cum/ can post without extraflags.

>>75731220
Nationalism was too hot, wouldn't have worked with the non-German non-Hungarian ethnics.

>>75731265
Tinder is probably the absolute worst way to try to get laid unless you're chad thundercock and dont have trouble pulling irl

>>75731264
this. hold onto it until you get your powers

>>75731246
This just seems like it would be humiliating

Don't be sad if you are a manlet
Be sad if your weight to height ratio is disproportional

I'm looking at you California poster, you limp wristed faggot

>>75731288
Why?

>>75731263
I know a couple girls who would fit right in to that photo
>>75731268
>1576
>don't own all of northern Italy yet
>no manpower
>negative legitimacy
>58 ducats
What are you doing, anon?

I could beat all of you up. 5'10" 205lbs
My pecks probably weigh more than some of you.

>>75731102
>tfw he'll never be able to connect all my posts
r*dditflags btfo

really like the new muse song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkra6xKs1kc


This show is so fucking good. Pure kino

i have an average body except for my perfect height

ok everyone. should I watch tv while shitposting and looking at cars on craigslist that I can't but or play video games?

>>75731271
me too...

>>75731328
Which games?

>>75731102
Very good post.

You are the best poster in this thread.

>>75731289

who?

>>75731340
Thanks, bud.

>>75731111
*snipes you*

>>75731362

it wasnt a blogpost, it was an answer to something

>>75731293
Paying to lose virginity

>>75731370
it would have been better as a blogpost

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-23 at 12.31.30.png (325KB, 304x576px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 304x576px

dID YOU guYs Know all of you proNounce Texas wrong?

It should be teh-has

>>75731339
well I stopped playing overwatch a long time ago but I'm trying to get back into it. I also could play My summer car or blackwake
>>75731340
>best poster
>wants to get his ass clacked by a dutch girl's foot

>>75731381
Do you want to be a wizard or not

>>75731263
is that coppercab

>>75731388
what dutch girl?

>>75731385
We pronounce Texas right. You pronounce it wrong.

>>75731284
I'm not a Chad and I've gotten laid thanks to Tinder. You just need to have realistic standards.

Tecksas

>>75731419
Congrats ig
I swipe right on literally everything but it doesnt work out too well since you're always one swipe away from Chad Thundercock

I remember why i dislike POrtland now

tinderposting

>>75731396
I want to have sex

>>75731461
Get the Wizard achievement first, then have sex.

>>75731452
At least I stopped posting screenshots
I'll probably stop it again since I met a girl and will probably be uninstalling tinder

>>75731419
tinder is only good if you live in a big city. if you live in a small place, then there's like 20 people on there and you're related to all the non ugly ones.

>>75731469

desu i found the "vapes at you" really funny.

tackses

>>75731477
I mean you could say that about dating or trying to hook up with people in general. That's just part of living in a small town.

File: Really makes you think.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x240px

>pronounced Tax-us
>hates federal gov't and taxes

>>75731343
You skeletor

File: 1480569730413.gif (91KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 320x240px

>>75731526

*rattles at you*

>>75731509
I guess. A year ago I downloaded tinder just for fun because I was bored. I didn't have the intention of trying to do things with people. 10 minutes later there was no one within a hundred miles who was within 5 years of my age.
also you didn't answer me. tv or vidya

Boku girl is fucking gay

>>75731553
If you don't want to play any video games just watch TV

>>75731571
I want to do both

>>75731592
Well then flip a coin

File: 1491608927475.jpg (220KB, 775x1077px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 775x1077px

>all lives matter

File: sadfrog.jpg (23KB, 446x362px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 446x362px

It's been 4 months I haven't had a drink, smoke, or sex while keeping a healthy diet.

My mind is crumbling.

File: angry.png (2MB, 1594x746px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1594x746px

>black lives matter

>>75731385
It's actually Tec-Has

t. 8th generation Tejano/Texian

>>75731645
No, fuck you. it's Tex-us.

>>75731628
Well then stop not doing those things.

File: Serena-Williams.jpg (128KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1600x900px

the ideal woman

File: smallerfilename.jpg (61KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1200x800px

>>75731548

>>75731675
bit scary desu

AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED

>>75731675
t. Reddit founder

>>75731654
what a bigot, it's tex-we, because friendship and unity

File: 1467007147541.jpg (56KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 450x450px

>>75731675
>not dutch

>>75731699
based

>>75731707
I prefer Bulgarians

/r9k/ posters need to go. /cum/ is a normie general

>>75731670
I can't. I have an apprenticeship coming back that I will be administered a piss and hair follicle test.

Plus I'm training to fight soon, I need to be in shape.

File: 18680277_303.jpg (35KB, 700x394px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 700x394px

>>75731707
>>not dutch

File: 1495640074444.jpg (196KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 1280x960px

>>75731639

I like black girls, 2bh

>>75731716
How are these stopping you from having sex?

File: blocks your lane.jpg (54KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 640x400px

>>75731263
*blocks your lane*
*shaq steps out*
*blocks your path*

>>75731723
that me

>>75731710
Brother

>>75731716
good luck man, piss tests are degrading desu

>>75731704
But Mexico anon, "us" makes more sense in this context
>>75731742
Did you just get redditflags?

>>75731755
Nah I just don't post on /cum/ much

Too many Oregonians.

You people are cancer.

File: 142433644.jpg (160KB, 1459x1133px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 1459x1133px

>>75731730
Too bad they never look like this irl

this part of Bach always makes me tear up
https://youtu.be/5bVRTtcWmXI#t=310

>>75731762
Oh. Welcome to /cum/
>>75731774
Wrong. There aren't enough of us.

needs more CA posters

>>75731782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w

File: 1416630730661.jpg (48KB, 424x600px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 424x600px

hehe

File: 1486087371801.jpg (100KB, 1080x1285px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 1080x1285px

>>75731774

I see cute black girls every day at my work

File: 27D4784400000578-0-image-a-9_1429658548033.jpg (89KB, 634x828px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 634x828px

I want to look like Bella so badly. I hate being ugly.

>>75731799
Thinking about buying an orange beanie and some fake glasses to look like this toad

File: juj.png (13KB, 432x268px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 432x268px

what is this shit

>>75731808
Redditflags do that sometimes. Reinstalling the script fixes it.

>>75731783
>There aren't enough of us.
wut
>>75731800
Where do you work?

>>75731821

at a casino

>>75731806
make sure it's it's embossed with the weyerhaeuser logo

>>75731049
what a disgrace for using redditfags. I am better than him for having the decency to keep mine off.

>>75731838
What about a casino attracts qt black girls?

https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/6159406643.html
want bad
>two portland men or is he just lonely?

>>75731821
I meant to reply to the post right above yours saying there are too many Oregonians.
>>75731841
Shan't be doing that after their buyout of Willamette.

>>75731854

It has night clubs and shit. Also gambling

>>75731731
I work, train 5 hours a day, and study. Not enough energy to put in any effort. Been thinking about getting a whore, but it's not the same.

And this whole thing has me on my toes fuming at anything small that might irritate me

>>75731858
sent :^)

>>75731874
There ARE too many Oregonians.

>>75731880
Why are you training to fight?
>>75731889
More like not enough.

>>75731858
you should ask him if the fading is original
a lot of times people think they need to replace the factory fading but it's really fine

File: 149569499558.png (151KB, 479x359px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 479x359px

it's almost RNH

gonna go to sleep right before RNH

>>75731874
weird I forgot that
I still have clothes from my dad with the WI logo on it

My nipples haven't been erect in a really long time. Maybe I just don't pay attention to them anymore.

>>75731876
So do they give good succs as stereotyped?

god damn, someones selling a 48 studebaker on CL

>>75731901
>>75731903
hillary rodham clinton?

>>75731918
real nigga hours

File: 1464675744394.jpg (97KB, 850x565px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 850x565px

It was her turn.

>>75731742
Thanks Brogan im more worried for the hair test. Idk how far back it goes

>>75731847
Can't tell if you are him just trolling

>>75731895
It's a dream of mine and it's the funnest thing in the world when you're a sadist and masochist.

>>75731930
this reminds me of the finland poster
where did he go?

File: Hillary on who she might emulate.png (272KB, 599x508px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 599x508px

>>75731930

>>75731938
Where and who will you be fighting?
>>75731858
Good taste in cars.

>>75731909

I-I only admire from a distance

I have an exam tomorrow g9

>>75731950
I also admire Angela Merkel.

File: 1468536768005.jpg (56KB, 581x437px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 581x437px

>>75731953
>every jungle fever anon on /int/ hasn't actually been with a negress
*thinks*

>>75731972
maybe they're black

File: 1481433522616.png (142KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 480x360px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwnH08w_dc

I have no problem with any group excluding blacks. I dislike the vast majority of them.

File: Angela_Merkel_and_Vladimir_Putin_in_Moscow_2002.jpg (111KB, 290x290px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 290x290px

The leader of the free world.

>>75731884
?
>>75731899
not 100% sure what you're talking about.
>>75731951
I know. It would be a DD though, not sure it would be great for that but idk. there's this too, https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/6158962185.html but i don't like most people that drive bmws, the old ones like this are pretty cool.

File: import.png (188KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1280x1024px

>>75731950
based Merkel
a glorious figure to emulate

>>75731991
Funny to thinks she's more lively and colourful now than before

>>75731951
Probably amateur muay thai first before going pro, althought there are some no-gi grappling tournaments coming up that I would like to partake in. No opponents yet, but I'm getting the whole routine down so it's nothing new once the time comes + sharpening my technique is never a bad thing. Once I'm confident I can run through my first 5 opponents, I'll go pro(hopefully within 2 years if I keep going at this pace and add more training).

https://goldcountry.craigslist.org/cto/6135495055.html

thoughts?

>>75732004
Night bro

>>75731972

My Oneitus is the qt black cashier. I've somehow managed to strike up a conversation with her 5 times in the last week. Pretty successful if I don't say so myself

Deleted my post out of shame
Shall be staying up for a little while longer

>>75732029
never been a fan of wagons

>>75732029
whats your max price?

There goes my ass again

>>75732029
>$800
>no odo reading
Hmm somethings not right here

>>75732058

I dunno, just browsing stuff around $2500

File: 1484979052617.jpg (120KB, 822x960px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 822x960px

WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you think, buds?
https://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/6138771363.html

>>75732091
I like the Hillary Clinton one desu

>>75732093
>trades only
what is this, Diablo 2?

son of a bitch, a legacy outback under 200k for 2 grand but its at least an hours drive

>>75732073
https://goldcountry.craigslist.org/cto/6162299211.html
this is what you want

>outback
are you a lesbian?

>>75732098
same, though cyberpunk settings are often heralded as dystopias

literally nothing wrong with an outback

File: LOL.png (245KB, 314x308px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 314x308px

>>75732125

Bupropion desu

Any Persians ITT?
https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/6163833609.html

>>75731938
>Can't tell if you are him just trolling
no

File: Armageddon.jpg (66KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1080x1080px

>>75732091
>>It's the year 2035
>The wind slowly blows the ash in a forest of blackened trees
>Silently you sit waiting for something, anything, to walk by
>then you hear it, a crack of a branch right behind you
>you whirl around and fire your sawed-off shotgun point blank into the mutants grotesque visage
>You smile, a mutie this size will feed you for days
>"Praise kek" you mutter to yourself
>"Thank kek I live in the timeline where Trump won." you mumble as you begin dressing the hairless abomination

>MMA fighter War Machine sentenced to life in prison for beating the shit out of manipulative porn star girlfriend Christie Mack

Niggas need to go back to the old penitentiary days and start jacking off

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/cto/6158962185.html

>>75732220
>Due to his mother's drug addiction, Koppenhaver would often take care of his younger brother and sister. When he was thirteen, Koppenhaver unsuccessfully performed CPR on his father.
Damn, that's sad. Also, why didn't Chris Brown get life in prison for beating the living shit out of Rhianna but this guy did?

File: 4.gif (495KB, 194x172px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 194x172px

>>75732220
Looks like he couldn't beat the legal system

>>75732246
Getting beat up by a r&b singer is different than getting beat up by a trained cage fighter

>>75732246
Rihanna wouldn't press charges or show up at his court cases iirc

File: Donald_Trump_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg (4MB, 2424x2936px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2424x2936px

>This man will be listed alongside John F. Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson and George Washington in history books
Feels weird man
Wonder what kids in school born 20 years from now will think
They probably won't even give a shit actually

https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/6163975148.html

>>75732257
Their injuries looked similar so the severity couldn't have been that different. He probably could've easily killed her if he wanted to.

>>75732294
forgotten like the other forgotten presidents

File: One-punch-man.jpg (218KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1920x1080px

>>75731049
>i'm finally brought up when I'm not around, and its positive
>>75732297
I don't think so. Rihanna was just bruised and cut up, but the porn star had broken bones and needed surgery.

File: 70 7 7.png (1MB, 1270x1198px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1270x1198px

>>75732294
>what kids in school born 20 years from now will think
Can't really answer that, but I imagine they will be taught he was literally hitler.

File: 1481183576143.jpg (19KB, 307x462px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 307x462px

>>75732295
>mustang
>v6

>>75732314
Highly doubt that.

https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/6163867688.html

124k miles

File: Checkm8.jpg (24KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 499x499px

>>75732246
He's a repeat offender. The dude is impulsive as fuck. His girlfriend might have fucked him over an hour before by telling him to come over when she was in bed with another dude knowingly that he would snap.

I've seen him in person and the dude is ridiculously huge and roided up.

>>75732254
pic related

>>75732309
Why are you hated?

>>75732324
Well they seem to be taught Jackson was literally Hitler becuase he moved some injuns.

File: 1487457959372.png (98KB, 612x491px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 612x491px

>>75732341
I'm hated?

File: feelfrog.jpg (73KB, 700x565px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 700x565px

Guys, I am in love with a girl who is moving to Hawaii very soon. I like her more than anyone and she likes me too. Everyone tells us that we belong together. But she's moving and there's nothing I can do to change that.

I want to do it. I want to drop everything and move there too, to be with her. Hawaii is expensive as fuck though, and I know no one and nothing there.

Should I do it, or just kill myself?

>>75732356
Nope. He's taught about in a positive light. That's something they learn either in college or outside of the school system. And even in college the text books are either positive or neutral. No president is really taught about in a negative light.

>>75732371
Then why do some people hate Reagan so much?

>>75732364
Will she have a job? Do you have a degree or employable skills?
>>75732380
Because they're Democrats and Reagan is a popular Republican.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

File: RNH.png (94KB, 435x378px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 435x378px

Time to go to bed, my friends

>>75732391
She has no job yet, but she's going to be rooming with her friend who will be going to school there.

I am still in school myself, so no degree and just working wageslave jobs.

>>75732395
Roids are good for you. Also ball shrinkage is good and girls love tiny balls.
t. Affluent Harpsichord

>>75732371
My high school American history teacher taught me about Jackson being a racist, but also in his own words a "bad ass". Talked about all the cool shit he did, I forgot most of it but remember him saying he got involved in several duels as president and won them all

>>75732434
Yeah but he was covered in an overall positive light, right? It's the same for all presidents that are relevant in history. Terrible shit they did is covered but none of them are made out to be completely evil.

real nigga hours, where tf yall @

>>75732479

studying, nibba

File: 1494294405461.jpg (77KB, 750x729px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 750x729px

Why can't i enjoy things sober
Music is dick
Videogames are ass
TV is your mom
Straight edge fags are full of shit

File: rnh.jpg (50KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 640x480px

>>75732479
ayo im rite eere senpai

File: BaLCmHkIMAAfHYO.jpg (55KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 600x600px

>>75732486
studying the female anatomy I hope

>>75732359
I assumed so since you said someone finally mentioned you positively.

>>75732364
Sorry Anon, but it's more than likely too good to be true.

Would she chase you then way you want to chase her? What are her thoughts and does she still want to keep in contact with you and visit sometime?

There's always someone better out there.

>>75732395
This guy is mentally not there. What i tend to notice is most people like this are actually super kind until they grow up and react this way for all the shit they've taken when they were young.

>>75732479
i'm out, bud
on
don't know if i can keep up being a RNH poster

>>75732479
watching drift anime and wishing I had a fun car

I'm doing what Placer wants to do and getting a Slavic gf soon buds

>>75732525
No, I'm usually just ignored altogether.
I feel for War Machine 2bh. Hes not just a jerk, hes a guy whos legit fucked up in his head. He'd benefit greatly from professional help
>>75732530
what is drift anime

meanwhile I'm going to try for a chicano gf (chicana?)
This shouldn't be too hard, it's been going well so far

File: 1484429769651.png (303KB, 471x598px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 471x598px

y/n?

File: 1475199782357.gif (440KB, 186x186px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 186x186px

>>75732542

>>75732549
I'm watching initial D. a 90s anime about street race culture in 90s Japan. focuses on a tofu delivery guy who got really good at drifting by delivering tofu every day at 4 am

>>75732556
Good luck. I've already gone on two dates with a Slavic qt and am gonna go on another one soon. Not sure when I can call her my gf though.

push me to the edge
all my friends are dead

>>75732585
sounds comfy

>>75732586
When you put benis in bagina
or at least mouth to mouth

I don't really care if you cry
On the real you shoulda never lied
Shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eye
She said baby I am not afraid to die

SB posters, where are you guys from? Fontana?

>>75732622
redlands
think I'm the only sb regular here. why do you ask if I'm from Fontana

>>75732613
Those already happened
On another note she has very attractive mammaries

>>75732637
you already had sex with her, but you're not sure if you're official gf/bf yet?

>>75732608
the main guy's dad was the best racer in their area and was secretly training him by putting a full cup of water in the car and saying if he spills it, he sucks or something. then he got good at drifting because he just wanted to go home so he drove as fast as he could and was super smooth because he couldn't damage the tofu. he drives a crappy RWD corrola basically and rekts r32s and stuff

>>75732647
I've never had a gf before but have had casual hook ups and one fwb
She added me on Facebook though

>>75732587
>>75732616
Everytime i listen to this song, there's a part where i hear
>Dead and not just dead I swear you faggots

>>75732632
That's about the only city I've been to in SB county other than SB. Is there crime like Fontana?

>>75732652
sounds like something I'd watch, reminds me of watching Speed Racer with my family. aren't you the guy dating the qt virgin girl
>>75732677
not really, its pretty safe here for the most part. Pretty sketchy at night time in certain areas but you know

>>75732663
oh, I thought you were saying that you've had sex with the slav qt already

>>75732706
it's pretty good. funnimation has english dubbs. I don't really watch anime but I like it

>aren't you the guy dating the qt virgin girl
yes but I'm also a qt virgin boy

>>75732732
I did say that. I just have you the reason for why I'm not sure when a girl becomes my girlfriend.

Is it like a general rule I've never heard of that the antiderivative of a function of a constant*x is just itself over the constant?

Bury me alive bury me with pride bury me with berries that forbidden fruit and sherry wine
Thank you berry much but tonight's the night and I'm Barry Bonds, swinging for the fences barbaric Kendrick in idle time
Everything in life subject to change, change whip, change clothes, change opinions right before you change my mind
I don't really know ya' business been in there since I was bendin' lego blocks, now you tell the world about me
Dry snitch, tater tots on my shotgun I gotta pop one at the stars, sky's the limit I gotta finish as the first rapper on Mars
Mark my words I'ma make my mark even when they start their martial law, even when these Martians alienate my mental state is still at heart, fuck, look at my eyes, tell me I died, tell me I tried to compromise, tell me ya' love me, tell me that I don't give a fuck and can barely decide
Wishin' good luck to my enemies all of my energy go to the almighty good, like a bottle of Hennessey fuck your amenities I'm gettin' better with time AH

>>75732741
>have
Meant to say gave you the reason. Also I'm going to bed now for real. Good night buds.

>>75732738
thats extremely cute. don't fuck it up, and you guys will last forever

File: 1496519643860.png (385KB, 1200x1000px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 1200x1000px

>tfw the only leaf

File: Canada+ruined+christmas+day+of+_fa4c834422dc18d0988995412dcac343.jpg (79KB, 750x1024px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 750x1024px

That's one too many
Day of the rake fucking when

File: 1496518335515.png (232KB, 700x525px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 700x525px

*fires up the grill*

>>75732706
Interesting story I wanted to share with Sb county. I enter the freeway off of Cherry st from Fontana heading back home to LA. I pick up speed to 85(in a prius) and approach a downhill when I see a HWP standing with a radar from the bottom.

First thought was
>Fuck i finally got caught, I knew i'd get caught eventually. I'm so stupid, why-

When all of a sudden I see a Mini cooper fly by me probably doing 90+.

I'm in the left most lane I see the cop speeding to catch up behind me with his lights on, and he flies past and pulls the mini cooper over.

Greadest dey of mi life

File: 1490934798898.png (33KB, 400x364px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 400x364px

>>75732772
I-it's not c-cute...
I really want to marry her but I feel like it'd be smart to graduate before that. but, if I was married then I would get way better financial aid(my parents makes a lot of money so the government won't give me money)
>>75732775
think again

>>75732744
or I mean its derivative of the constant*c over the constant

so like
/f(cx)dx = f'(cx)/c

examples
/cos(5x)dx = sin(5x)/5
/e^(2x)dx = e^(2x) /2

I met her one night in a coffee shop
A face so bright my heart just stopped

Spent a good chunk of yesterday working on a mod for CK2 I'm not even sure I want to finish

>>75732835
You aren't a leaf, you merely adopted the leaf. I was born in leaves, molded by leaves.

I met her at the Americana
She was short and thin but busty with a beautiful face and sass too.
Then she went and fucked a nigger.

>>75732820
kek sucks for the mini cooper. what were you doing in fontana?
>>75732835
how long you been with her?

You've gone from nothing back to nothing. What've you lost? Nothing!

>>75732870
>4u
>>75732880
not a super long time...less than a year but it's one of those things where when you know, you know. we've casually discussed it a little, she's said she wouldn't date someone if she couldn't see herself getting married to that person.

>>75732935
aw man, you should definitely wait man. I don't doubt that shes the one, but you're probably still in the honeymoon "shes perfect" phase.

I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain
>tfw not November and not raining

Guys I can't sleep
I can't stop thinking

>>75732972
cant stop thinking about those male dutch nipples huh

You need a valid cassus belli to declare war on consciousness

>>75732980
They were female so fuck off you unfunny bitch

>>75733008
man, your ego is about as sensitive as those male dutch nipples

>>75732953
>you should definitely wait man
yeah I know
>"shes perfect" phase.
I do get that she's human and has flaws, like she isn't always that great at communication and stuff like that. and I have problems too, and we talk about that kind of stuff.
we've both got two years left till we graduate. if everything works out and we're still together then, we will probably be ready.
>>75733008
>female(male)

>>75733016
Was that supposed to be a joke?
Because it was pathetic just like everything you do.
Seriously that wasn't even funny.

>>75733050
Shut the fuck up you autistic cunt
Go back to sleep
OH WAIT, YOU FUCKING CAN'T
Can't do anything right can you, not even basic biological functions that practically perform themselves
Lmao I feel bad for you
NOT haha

>>75733043
>>female(male)
I have nothing against gays but this is honestly one of the dumbest jokes ever made.
Honestly I don't know why I come back to this shithole at least on Reddit you can have a decent conversation. Shame it's slow at moment

>>75733043
are you both religious?

>>75733081
Who the fuck are you? You don't reply to your superiors like that you little bitch

>>75733117
lmao, this is your best comeback response so far

>>75733092
yeah. she grew up in a christian school. I used to be kinda on the fence but a year and a half ago I felt and did some stuff that's kinda hard to explain that made me believe more firmly

>>75733140
what are yall, catholic?

>>75733156
protestant. both grew up in reformed churches, but I'm not a huge fan of a lot of the Calvinist stuff reformed churches have.
she says she really wants to have a reason to wear a white dress at her wedding. I guess it means purity or something? she said that so I'm not going to try to get her to do that stuff because it seemed important to her. she's hinted at wanting do more and more but it seemed pretty important to her and I know she would feel really guilty after and I don't want to do that to her

>>75731025
>>75731025
>>75731025
>>75731025
Migrate

>>75733231
hey same here man
you sound like a good guy, I hope that works out for you. the wait will be worth it

>>75733231
Lmao you're a fucking beta cuck