/cum/

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>>75731025

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ded

watching azumanga daioh lads

>>75733065
who

>>75733279
which part is same?
it's funny, my family used to go to the same christian school she went too but my grandpa got expelled for peeing out the window of a bus so now we(everyone descended from that guy) all go to public school

>>75733332
I lean pretty reformed as well, but not enough to attend a Calvinist church. I was Calvinist up until maybe 6 months ago or so
lmao your grandpas a fucking savage.

>>75733367
I'm just not sure how I feel about all the predestination stuff.

grandpas a fucking savage.
>grandpa and his brother were star basketball players
>grandpa get expelled for peeing out the window
>turned out he didn't actually do it
>real urinator admitted to it
>school says my grandpa can come back
>he demands a personal apology from the principal
>principal won't do it
>grandpa and his brother play basketball for public school and destroy their old school(they were rivals)
>church shuns my family for sending their kid to public school
>boycotts their farm so they go bankrupt
worth it

>>75733065
Should be a requirement to do before posting to be 2bh honest, honestly.

>>75733467
thats a lot of hubbub over a little bit of banter. did the boycott actually affect your families income?
>demands a personal apology and principal won't do it
kek the principal was being a petty little shit
>2 am
this is about my queue to leave. night /cum/. Take it easy whatcom, la, cb and the rest

>>75733503
translation: hamas and an apolitical slut

Braces are sexy.

>>75733728
I disagree

>>75733756
I agree with myself.

i dont know what to think

>>75733627
Cya brotha have a good night

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>>75733793
Nothing

>>75732880
Dropping off a driver of mine to his truck.

Late reply

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>>75731025
Let's all love bean

Real Nigga Hours

Ooooga Boooga

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Who /real nigga/ here?

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>tfw watching a history of violence with mummy

I'm going to murder my father

How dumb do you have to be to
a) believe in an imaginary man in the sky
b) go out with a chick who does the same
c) said chick wants to "have a reason to wear a white dress at the wedding"

Just put your cock in her slit and stop acting like it matters

Probably gonna have cybersex myself tonight

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>>75735130
ok but first post name and address

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morning /cum/

what did you dream about?

>>75736136
Cute Asian girlfeet

>>75735954
figuratively

Good morning cum

>>75736136
you

>>75736136

tbqh i actually had a dream where i shit myself
What the fuck does that mean?

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Thots everywhere

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Siesta time

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>put height and breast size requirements in my tinder profile
>all this salt

Whenever someone criticizes a philosopher without giving an in depth argument as to why they don't support the philosopher's key ideas, I assume they swallowed the deceptively sweet kool-aid of post-modernism

im so fucking sick of these ant cunts there's nothing here for you

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I have to buy a new jacket immediately after work because it won't stop raining

>>75738969
Just treat your leather got damn

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>75738969
>75738961
>75738750
stop senseless posting

>>75739092
I just don't own a jacket fit for rain
on the plus side I might get hit by lightning on my bike ride home

>>75738750
Socrates was a pedo that's why I refuse to have anything to do with western philosphy

>>75739546
Ay fuck u whit boy

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/our gal/

>>75739546
*gives you a socratic irony argument*

*wakes up in front of your gf*

>>75739839
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!??

>>75739961
Just waking up bud

*yawns in front of your gf*

>>75739791

Taylor Swift is epitome of basic bitch

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I want to die.

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>there are boats bigger than the empire state building

what the fuck are humans

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>>75738969

I wish I knew what that is like

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Good morning. Time for cofveve.

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>>75740243
>cofveve
We

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what did she mean by this???

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time to dance, i guess

Forgot today was d day anniversary

F

>>75740478
ITS 9:30 AM ITS NOT TIME TO DANCE STOP DANCING

>>75731025
who did understand Lain scince 6th episode?

No, i did not hit her

>>75736136
I unironically had a dream I got in a knife fight with a homeless man

I won but didn't kill him

shittiest elections ever

FUCK R*ga

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im back from work you guys

>>75741485
Fgt

>post random picture of biden from /cum/ to reddit
>get 2000 up(you)'s

>>75741485
Where do you work

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>unironically going on reddit

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hi guys
do u like this????

>>75742031
what emotion is this pic trying to convey?

>>75742055
he's gay in the 2000 sense of the word where it's an insult

>>75742055
you could also think about it like he's a dumb slut for karma

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Childhood is scrambled eggs

Maturity is over-easy

Wise, venerable old age is taking the poachedpill

>>75742055
ahegao

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>>75742147
we are all sluts for something, cana

>>75742321
over-easy till the day i day

>>75742036
>no one wants to be a BPVC code
o-ok

*Doesn't respond to the boiler anon*

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*puts bread in the oven*
*winks at denmark*

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@75741850

>>75742407
I like it bud. Very utilitarian aesthetic.

making bread is autistic

*blushes*
*avoids eye contact*

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OFFICIAL

THREAD

THEME

https://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g

>>75742973
K-konichiwa, Denmark-san!~ >.< *pomf*

>>75740399
She want a your dick serge

>>75743804
That's not me disco hobo

I wouldn't write ''lol jk me too''

Good morning /cum/

This thread is ded

Boipucci

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>>75742908
it's better than any bread i can buy

and it's fun ever couple days or so if i'm not busy.

>>75744736
What did you make

>>75744736
Neet?

>>75745255
>>75745255
>>75745255

Fuck, I just lit my cigarette backwards

>>75744872
what do you mean?
>>75745145
no.

>>75745734
Nevermind, I guess the picture wasn't loading

My penis 8=======D

Ryan's penis 8--D

Learn the difference

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>>75738293
DELET THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1VRIS-kZPI

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caught in a rainstorm for an hour on my ride home
was soaked down to my boxers and lost another pack of cigarettes because they fell apart through my water resistant tm jacket
get me out of this state

>>75746583
>smoking degenerate

lmao hope your stepdad gives you a good beating for that

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>have used the thumper so much that my aim with regular firearms has deteriorated

>>75746238
my penis is 7.75 inches long.

i'm okay with it, i think it's a good penis.

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>tfw people assume you have an active sex life because you're young and handsome

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who /bout to return to NEETdom/ here

>>75746705
people in my life tell me to sign up for tinder and stuff. dont they know roasties are beneath me?

>>75746744
tinder and people who use it disgust me tbqh

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>>75746583
smoking is bad for you anon

>>75746688
7.76 inches here

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>>75746778
everything I do is bad for me

>>75746807
we dont need to fight for scraps footlouse

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>>75746808
that's not true

>>75746807
I'm not a virgin bud

>replying to the kraut

>>75746884
you don't know shit about lyf
>>75746904
alright ;-)
and i just won the lottery, i'm worth 35million now ;-)

sounds believable right? ;)

>>75746955
If you think not being a virgin is unbelievable then I think that says a lot about yourself.

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>>75746899
that's not true either

I think the guy with the color black in his flag might be mad about something

>there are unironically people ITT who would date a Japanese new half
>they will still unironically claim not to be homosexual

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>>75747064
that's a paradox

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commemorate the 73rd anniversary of D-day by reporting a german post

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USA-san! The G*rmans have invaded again. My arms are at the ready

>>75747232
>sends whole army to storm an empty beach with like 20 germans on a hill
>act like it's the biggest battle in history of mankind

what we need is another Dresden

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>>75747273
>loses war

wish i had a swimming pool to lose weight in

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>>75747371

stop being fat

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>>75747371
you can do it, anon believe in yourself
Go to a public pool or the beach or something.

I believe in you

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>tfw no gf

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>tfw gf

where do gf's come from?

>>75747816
forced interaction during high school
after that, impossible to say...

>>75747816
denmark

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>>75747917

seems I missed the boat

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stop being negative

what are some patrician films

I exclusively sit in the shower now

feels good man

>>75747945
it's difficult for some children to get into that mindset of wanting to attract women in lieu of all other responsibilities forced by parents

>>75748008

Robocop
Kung Fu Hustle
Jacob's Ladder
The Sandlot
Umberto D
Stand by Me
I vitelloni
8 1/2
Man with a movie Carriage
Forbidden planet
Mean girls
Fear and Loathing
The A-Team
the goonies
Shin Gojira
Ernest saves Christmas

yah, thats right

Ernest saves christmas

debate me

>mean girls

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>>75748346

>implying it wasnt fun

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kinéma

>>75748448
maybe if you're a 15 year old girl

>>75748452
god tier movie right here

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forgot this Kino too

its a great day to be rude to the people that love you

>>75748574
this and rambo first blood are the ultimate dad movies

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tomorrow is my exam

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>bf won't cook for me

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>>75748610
it's real mean but rude works too

>>75748711
get yourself a man that cooks

>>75748737
thats right

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rudeposters out!!!

>>75748770
He usually does but he isn't doing it this time

do you think he's broken?

>>75748711
post butt

making rice for breakfast

>>75748943
probably not, i bet you broke his mind last night tho

>using kino outside of /tv/

>>75749088
they're girls here, you know?

>>75749053
We didn't fugg last night

>>75749106

>girls
>real

>>75749113
lame

>>75749222
He's a loser

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skipping breakfast to lose weight
gonna try to skip lunch too
wish me luck

goddamn weebs infesting my humble bundle

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>>75749398
>sekai project
yikes
they haven't released a single decent game let alone enough for a bundle to hold any value

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>>75749651

I fell for the monthly bundle sham twice

>>75749302
your doing it wrong, you have to skip dinner as well.

It's chooseday

>>75749302
Here's what I do to maintain peak skinnyfat performance
Skip breakfast
Big lunch (talking ~1000 calories)
Eat a small meal for dinner a few hours before you go to sleep (~400 calories) avoid foods to heavy with carbs because those make you even hungrier after a couple hours
Eat lots of fiber (sugar free powdered supplement is the way to go) and if you catch yourself getting unbearably hungry eat some nuts.
Also cut out sugary drinks entirely, get diet if you have to but otherwise just stick with water and unsweetened coffee and tea if you're into that

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>being skinnyfat

gonna read a few more chapters of the bible then go to bed

i have broad shoulders and naturally low body fat, and at 5'11 im nearly the ideal height for bodybuilding

gonna get swole for the summer perhaps

>>75749984
yo don't need to impress me. You are perfect as you are.

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*snaps his fingers rhythmically towards your gf*

>>75750130

WHEN YOU'RE A JET YOU'RE A JET

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Hey anon.. ahem... you dropped this.

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>bought 3 copies of the warcraft movie for less than $5 a few months ago
>still haven't watched it

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will this post bring /cum/ back to life???

>47% of U.S. employment is at risk of automation in the next two decades
how will we blame china

>>75750924
probably more like 75% desu

>>75750558
scary image

i love lain more than you

someon DO MY FUCKING EXAM FOR ME

>>75750924
nuclear holocaust
start world over

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Failed my networking theory test, fellas

>>75751744
answer C
unless it's a true or false question, in which case don't answer C

>>75751853
that's ok bud
the japanese have a saying, fall down 7 times, get up 8

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free vancouver island

>>75749250
>Putting your man down instead of boosting him up
Bitch you have one job and you're shit at it. You're one of those parasitic type of women.

54 40 or fight!

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>>75751853

>>75751939
Farr down 7 times and youl kamikaze mission is kampureeto

i saID HELLo

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What do you think of these mixes?

I think they have some cute girls in them.

>>75751939
>>75752476
Whole class did, not just me haha

So is everyone at school, work or what?

>>75752823
Is it curved?

>>75752929
Grade school in PA doesn't finish until mid-June I think.

>>75752929
Only the California anons are still in school

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>kpop

This place is a motivation killer

>>75752979
all of west coast

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>he doesn't browse 4chan ironically

>>75753061
>they can't even help their family with the harvest
Sad!

>>75752961
>Is it curved?
What is curved??
>>75752961
>>75752979
My four month period ends until July

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>>75753151
>stuck in school in Mexico
>during July

>>75753151
if a class does collectively poor on an exam a professor might curve the grade up so there's more passing

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>he/she doesn't gaypost ironically

>>75753151
curving is when your grade is inflated based on how well the class did

>>75753297
I don't think you are doing it ironically

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>>75753297

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>finish EoE
>too much of a brainlet to comprehend both the series and movie ending completely
>most people discussing it on /a/ are just talking about their own interpretation on the both endings
dunno what to feel lads

>>75753254
It's already hell on hearth here in Sinaloa
>>75753268
>>75753316
Nah, teacher doesn't do any of that.
At least I got a 6, minimum required to pass the test was 7.5, rest of the class got between 3's and 4's

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>>75753397
incoherent, dumb
watch it for the mecha

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ON THE SIXTH OF JUNE
ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE
NINETEEN FORTY-FOUR
D-DAY UPON US

>>75753521
Wtf white girls irl are not like asuka Langley.

I want my time spent watching this shitshow back

literally had a potato in my ear

>tfw two smart to ace spanish II final

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>France not wanting to be outdone by the UK has their 1000th terror attack
Mais oui, the "new normal"

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*thinks about pussy*

>Get to normal weight
>Now I get sick all the time

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>>75754178

>>75753921
She's also part Japanese isn't she? Maybe you should look for a hapa.

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Could go for some axe wound right 'bout now.
As in the HETEROSEXUAL kind.

>>75754265
I think she is 1/4 nip

I love kids so much
Wanna be a dad

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>>75754370

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>have a dream about girl I liked several years ago
>she is quite rude and mean to me in the dream
This is a new feel

>>75754397
1/4 nip
3/4 kartoffel
i guess that makes her a potato nip

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I had a dream of canada
she was dead
but it was al right

E3 needs to get here already

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>>75754673
Why?.... there's going to be nothing new, man
Just give it up already.... let it go

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>>75754718

its all I have left

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>>75752084

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>>75754566
good taste

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>Joining the Marines in my 20s
>Been anti-social dork all my life
>All of a sudden thrust into the world of high school athletes
This sucks.

*finds a couple of blond hairs on my legs*
Who else /recentuebermensch/

When does E3 starts?

*shits in your soup*

Oh, hey anon! I got you some nice croutons for your soup

>>75754955
after E2

>>75754908
why would you do that?
It's literally full of chads

Cock

>>75754908
is it too late to join something else?

>>75754955
Serious question, why do you pay attention to E3? All that's there are overhypped games that are usually disappointments one way or another. The last good game in E3 was DOOM and that was a diamond in a sea of turds.

>>75754976
Just praying for war tbqh

>>75755060
I just haven't fully embraced the suck, I'm sure I'll get there.

>>75755042

bad post

a fucking 15 hours thread

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>>75750130

>>75755081
i want to see aisha tyler talk about her lady-wood and attempt conversation with awkward nerds

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>>75755147
It's part of their culture bud

oh yes, i cant wait to watch ubisoft's nigress be awkward on stage.

she will probably make a joke about her big hands and trump's small hands.

>>75755347
dont hate on aisha

>>75755347

aisha isnt hosting this year

>>75755408
love her on archer but not anywhere else.

>>75755117
I heard eating crayons was therapeutic

>>75755347
And wear absurd high-heels despite the fact that she's already a giantess

>>75755419
Is EA done with Pele?

>>75755495
I want them to bring Pele back that shit was hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6aiMYZdq6k

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>>75755226
Why do they love feces to much?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

>>75755094
me on the left
you on the right

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>>75755542
Classic India

>>75755521
>that face at 40s
embarrassing
i feel sorry for pele but i'm sure he got a fat check for his trouble

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ytB1RbNDE

>>75755764

pele most famous ads where ones where he talked about erectile disfunction and viagra.

pretty sure he doesnt give a fuck about some low life nerds think about him.

>>75755858
oh ok
does pele have an issue with erectile dysfunction

>>75755858

https://youtu.be/rJu2qSJ9zno?t=76

Want to be my mistress?

Going out to dinner for my sisters bday.

*celebrates d day with lots of liquor*

>>75756085
can i cum

going out to with my brother to celebrate my bday

*shits self*
oops haha

>>75756153
>Macron hasn't said or done anything about D-Day yet
>only about 1 hour left until June 6th is over there
Ahh yes, the French.

ughhh did someone shit himself?

>>75756246
i'm not a homosexual

>>75756611
he just asked if he can come to the party.. weirdo

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Why is life so unfair?

>"Can I come on your boat?"
>"Ya! Of course man, you and me are like familia."

>"Can I cum on your boat?"
>"Ya! Of course ma- HEY! YO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

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>>75756757
Because you're Canadian lol

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>>75756757
b/c not qt avg korean gf to /cum/ inside (rubber)

>>75756318
is this true?
Friendship ended with France

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>tfw no sleeping dogs 2
>tfw no massive realistic hong kong to explore and kick people in the face in
>tfw no other game that's basically the game version of a kung fu movie

it's just not fair buds

>>75756864
can canada be new best friend?

>>75756894
Now CANADA is my new best friend

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Waiting for the things lads

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i just masturbated

>>75756887
isn't that kind of what yakuza is about?

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>>75753397
It's just psychoanalytical like Freud. Basically, the ending of EoE is just a representation of Shinji's deepest desire, to live in a world alone with Asuka. There's a lot of introspection, sex and violence involved because that's what Freudian psychoanalysis is

>>75757213
kinda, but yakuza is set in japan and it's less martial arts oriented (or so it seems)

I feel sorry for white people.

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>>75757213
still really really sad yakuza will probably never come to pc

>>75757260
it's more brawlerish than sleeping dogs but it's still very good

>>75757510
the weak must fear the strong

Why did United front closed?

>>75757556
It's like seeing your favourite bodybuilder get AIDS turning him into a shell of his former self.

>>75757236
>It's just psychoanalytical like Freud. Basically, the ending of EoE is just a representation of Shinji's deepest desire, to live in a world alone with Asuka.
So why did he choke her

>>75757575

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I want to marry one day and get into a happy relationship, I want her to love me as much as I love her (which would be very much), I want kids and yada yada yada

>>75757676
fuck man, i just want to watch anime and play video games

>>75757747
On the bright side, anon, in maybe 20-30 years time you will have robowaifus and artificial wombs so you can raise a clone of yourself to be a better person than you ever were.

>>75757807
I would never do that, god gave me this body and I do not need to make it better then it already is, I can make it better naturally

I don't want a robowaifu, I really want another girl who thinks similarly or acts some sort of way that I love

I just want to give passion and feel passion

*eats hot pocket*

*laughs because I fucked that hotpocket*

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>>75757914

>lol

>>75757747
I just want a kgf

>>75757899
>he unironically thinks that is still possible

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>>75757954
TRY ME BITCH
I AIN'T AFRAID OF DYING

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>>75757944