Culture Pals /cp/

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>>75656183
it doesn't let me join interpals, it says I already have registered from this computer (false)

>>75656183
stop lying. You love pakis

>>75656313
That's true, Pakis who stay in their country I have no problem with

Can't believe I ever had a boyfriend what the fuck is my problem

>>75656279
try registering with a different internet browser

>>75656362
u wot?

>>75656279
Use proxy

What happens on HelloTalk?
Just downloaded it, intend to use for some actual language learning but i saw a post on /his/ that it was filled with horny girls/asians sending nudes willy nilly

>>75656362
Are you a girl(male)?

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>75657295
I'm a girl. what is that? girl(male)?

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He replied!
I knew true gambians adore Jammeh.

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>>75657659
need proof

>>75657514
Tfw no russian qt bf

>>75657659
>I'm a girl. what is that? girl(male)?
You wouldn't understand

Also, with this kpop thing going on, you can have as many bf's as you wanna

>>75657659
PLEASE BE MY GF
i NEED a Korean gf...

>>75657659
Do you have a dick?

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How do I get more views?
Is it just how attractive the display pic can be?

>>75658203
A misterious pic would be good too

This and scripting

>>75657659
no you are not

>>75657701

Never seen a Taiwanese poster before :^) would you have some tips for me? what to eat, what to do, where to go etc etc. I'm visiting your country in a few weeks.

Dead thread

my qts are all offline

>>75657659
Hell, my name is William. Do you want to be my penpal? :D

Shit, that thing of messaging "Hey, how are you doing?" to girls that viewed my profile is actually working.

Ty, amreribro.

>>75657692
LMAO

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>>75657692
>do you use whatsApp
kek, he is not wasting any time

>>75659645
Yeah, that's how I did it last year - used the script and then messaged qtest girls that viewed my profile. 90% response rate.

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:)))

>>75659841
I'm not scripting, but yeah, it seems to work well to start a conversation. To keep it going is another thing, though.

>>75659847
the shit? do you have a bunch of topless pics on your profile or something?

Hey guys, I still hate Pakis.

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>>75658459

>>75661324
Tell her she should be proud of the camps

What can I say to a turk that will get him really mad?
Best I can think of is.. "You look very greek, are you greek at all"?

>>75661893
Probably the other way. They always have on their profiles how they're turks and not arabs.
Tell her she looks like an arab.

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hi all, 5 wiewers and 1 message today

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Okay

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>>75661893
Pulled my usual true story about being retarded as a child, and conflating Austerlitz with Auchwitz. So I thought we had a train station in Paris that celebrated a German death camp.

Hilarious me :).

Anyways, going in for the kill with this Russian twink. Thoughts?

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>>75661324
>>75662502

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>>75662502
Gaydar absolutely on point hah.

Cue "ablabloobloo oppressed by putin". Though it does probably suck for him.

>>75662561
She hasn't answered yet, but know what I'm linking her to now.

Daily reminder that Polish qts are the best qts.

What do eastern European girls actually find appealing about western men?

Is it really only money and economic safety? I'm decent looking and not an autist. also kinda funny and spontaneous.

I just want a incredibly intelligent(even autistic), cute and loyal slav gf. they always talk about wanting to come to visit or live in Australia, but I make it pretty clear early on that if we actually start dating, i'm moving to their country and breeding them, and starting a family in that country. I end up getting nudes and/or getting bored of them so then I'm onto the next one. Too young to start a family right now anyway.

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>tfw talking about study and stuff
and then this.. literally out of no where

This is doing a lot for my confidence brehs, why must australian women have such insanely high standards
Legit thought I was ugly before..

>>75663326
t. Johnno

on a side note,
>girl apparently does a lot of skateboarding in her spare time
>ask isn't she a bit old for that
>She immediately admits she doesn't do it but finds the culture of it interesting

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>>75663326
You remind me of one british poster we have

What happened to the British and French Korean posters?

>>75663703
got run over by van

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>tfw live in london
>tfw getting tons of views after the attack when i just logged on

>>75663957
>tfw live in a paki stronghold
>tfw don't even get that advantage

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iifh_esc is back

>>75663957
pls

be

in

L O N D O N
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>>75662284
Hey finn bro, 3 views, 0 messages and 2 rejections

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>>75664036
>tfw this qt woke me up at 4am with constant messages cus she was worried about me during the attack
>went back to sleep
>woke up with a massive headache because it fucked my brain clock

>>75664043
quick rundown?

Can someone please catfish Gustavo

THE GIRL WHO SAID I WAS HANDSOM SUDDENLY STOPPED REPLYING OUT OF BLUE HOW THE FUCK DID I SCREW UP

>>75665532
She just got a hot guy messaging her.

>>75656873
I want to I know too. Anyone got stories?

>>75665532
You didn't flirt hard enough

>>75661152
We all do buddy

just got a couple of prime qts from Honduras, forgot that country even existed

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>>75665434
Yeah, I am actually interested in his power level

>>75665532
Welcome to interpals, lad

>talk to a grill, it's going well
>she says she enjoys talking to me
>tell her she's cute
>she reads my message and doesn't reply
>tfw

>>75663326
All girls are attracted to money and stability even aussie whores.

>>75663326
Also if a slav girl really likes you then they're loyal. Unlike aussie girls.

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>>75665288
some russian "grill" that uses the script

what am is supposed to say if a girl sends me a pic of some random guy (a "friend" of hers)?

>>75666035
Damm, she must be really autistic then.
Shame she hasn't visited me yet, probably out of her age range.

>>75665765
I was literally just about to
asking if her boyfriend was okay with her saying that was simply set up to act suprised that such a pretty girl was single

Should I just outright flirt even though she hasnt responded to my semi-paragraph??
Can this be salvaged?? The way I see it I have nothing to lose and she really is pretty

>>75666095
It's a scam profile.
"she" asks for money.
Some guy gave one link where she was exposed.

>>75666257
Yeah, that's to be expected.

https://www.interpals.net/maritinez
Dammm

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Kek

>>75666757
is that the "hiberniansomething"

>>75666893
Yup

>>75666757
>most girls have banned your country
wtf is that a thing?

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>>75667068
oh yeah, most girls on interpals block turkey, algeria, india, etc. due to getting insane amounts of messages from horney guys from said countries

>>75667068
Yeah, every girl on the site gets Skype sex requests from Turks on a daily basis.

>>75667068
yes you tard

>>75667068
The Turks are creepy as fuck

>>75667068
>Hello I'm Izmir open tits pls

>>75663326
99% of the time it's just money/visa. The slavland girls I've talked to mostly view Western men as weak babies.

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>>75667278
>>75667401
>>75667463
ok we got the point shut the fuck up
I won't even bother setting up a profile

>>75667611
blame your fellow countrymen.

>>75667779
Yeah I'll get the fuck out of this mudslime shithole when I'm done with industrial engineering master's degree

another day without a korean-american mommy

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>>75668137
stop this shit bro. who are you?

>>75668201
are you my mommy?

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i stoped talking with only one i had good talks with, still sad and bad

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Who /making weaboos mad/ here?

>>75668269
Just post your profile or visit me again.

>>75668449
kek

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>>75668313
Iktf.
3 girls that I had various conversations started to stop talking with me.
I feel mad with one of them because one week before she said that she felt betrayed when one guy stopped talking with her, and now she did the same to me.
I seriously considered deleting IP, I don't pay internet to get this type of feels

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>>75668449

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>>75668269
Is this you? If you're blocked, it means I deleted your message too. Just visit my profile.

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>>75668642

>>75668726
THIS ISNT ME

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>Tfw this american lad keeps viewing me every day

>>75668794
bye I'm ignoring you in these threads now if you don't give profile

>>75668675
As much as I admire your passion, I doubt this report will fly.

>>75668944
Why do you bother outing yourself as female if all you get in return is autism from these threads? It just doesnt seem worth it

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Fucking scum have to stay out

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>>75662284
Did you respond?

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>>75669262
tbf american immigrants aren't a problem

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>>75669090
I've never posted my profile here. I was casually exposed.
I only reply to that mommy anon because I was curious to who it was. I'm not curious anymore.

so is this for platonic messages or not

should i post cheeky lewd pics of myself or just normal ones

t. bender

I want to be friends with a lonely Finnish autist.

>>75669437
State of that nose though, clearly got some Jew or Arab in her

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>>75669426
no

it was from gambia

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>>75669526
Only over my dead body, he's mine!

>>75669526
me too tbqh
he writes cute english

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>>75668449
>uneducated because you don't like foreign cartoons
I actually hate leftists.

What kind of profile pictures do you guys use?
Whats best?

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1 view for me
thank you scripter

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>>75669715

>>75669698
My face.

It attracts 6/10 white girls from Eastern Europe and a lot of Asians. Nearly 100% ignored by western girls.

Basically it feels like my real life.

>>75669698

I find that digital ones work better than analog ones.

>>75668449
>not liking childish cartoons makes you uneducated

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Holy shit is this general still going on?

Bi-annual reminder that I fucked 3 British grills and a Vietnamese cutie way back in the day using this shit

>>75669598
You gotta stop being racist and marry me.

Partially related

>>75669887
I wanna fuck a viet cong qt desu

>>75669887
Post pics

/Mocha_Creme

What

Ex qt is coming to visit the country again, wants me to help take her from the airport to the place she's staying. It's like 400+ miles away, but she even offered to pay for my travel there.

Should I do it? Essentially accept payment for company?

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help me choose a profile picture pls friends

i am a homo hoping to attract qt asian benders from Hong Kong btw

>>75670097
at least top left. By any means, dont put up; top middle and top right

>>75670097
Bottom right

>talking to Asian qt
>says she's watching porn
>ask her to link what she's watching
>sends interracial
>respect instantly lost

Welp looks like it's time to move on

>>75670097
Fuck, you're qt

would spoon after creamping/10

>>75670097
Top left, bottom middle, bottom left

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Girl I've been talking with for two months is getting a tattoo tomorrow.

My interest has diminished SIGNIFICANTLY.

>>75670097
>>75670314
Also, both of mid pics are qt

>>75670008

She was Vietnamese - European tho. 3rd gen. And she hangs out here with an Austrian flag so'm not giving any more details :3

>>75670016

Of me or of them? No to both desu

>>75670338
>tattoos
I feel you on this. Tattoos are so fucking ugly.

>>75670097
1st, 4th and 6th are great

>>75670357
>Vietnamese
>European
Pick one mate

>>75670282
>Asian qt
>loses respect when it's interracial

Are you really THAT stupid?

>>75670380

She """""""identified""""""" as Vietnamese , even tho she never went there and didn't know who ho chi Minh was

>>75670415
I'm not stupid I'm just a massive hypocrite
It's not the fact it's one video it's that she told me she exclusively watches interracial

>>75670097

Bottom right for sure. Asian qts go wet for the preppy/rich look

>>75670515
What interracial? Black/asian? Black/white ?

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>>75670515
>asian girl talks to a western/paki guy
>surprised shes into interracial sex
anon...

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American girls are crazy, wtf

>>75670793
Black Asian and white Asian
Basically hates her race

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New at this.

Is it wrong to assume that every Russian/Ukrainian profile is a scam unless proven otherwise?

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How tall is your qt?

>>75670880
Yeahp, slavs are some of the best QTs out there.

>>75670871
which cunt

>>75670944
Hong Kong

>>75670910
there are some scams though.
If a girl seems unusually interested in receiving gifts, she isn't really your friend.

Also, there are more and more fake profiles from slav countries these days.
>tfw I actually made one and easily catfished men from around the world

Russia is so easy to fake, because Russian girls are so vain on VK/Instagram. You just choose a girl that has every kind of photo you are going to need from eating food to being lewd on vk/insta. Then copy their stereotypical culture, avoid used advanced English. Fake being proud of some Russian things and wallah, you pass for a real Russian girl and nobody can tell the difference.

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>>75670906
Tbqh, Idk

I'm 1,85 tall, should I bring this to a convo?

>>75671112
>wallah
Didn't you mean voilá?

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Smh I'm not even interesting

can i call a New Zealander an 'Aussie cunt' or is that wrong

what are you supposed ot call New Zealanders anyway

>>75671230
Kiwi's

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>>75671218

>>75670515
tbf asian porn stars are shit

>>75671189
either or, take your pick based on preference.
The words are interchangeable.

also you are a fucking autist.
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/wallah

>>75671302
asian male porn stars*

>>75663326
>Is it really only money and economic safety?
yes

>>75671268
what music taste do you have?

>>75671372
https://www.interpals.net/NaturalSelector

>>75671405
>selectaaaaaahh
so electronic bullshit?

>>75671405
Can someone paste it here.

>>75671405
fuck me mate that is a godtier profile thumbnail you have there

shite music tho

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>>75671405
>chechen

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>>75671463

>>75671405
how do you learn so many language?

t. monolingual peasant

>>75671550
I lived in 3 different countries, wasn't intentional.

>>75671405
pls date me

>>75671405
>tfw no handsome turk bf

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>>75671652
>>75671612

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how to i make my profile interesting and fascinating

>>75671685
Taking gf offers, no homo though

>>75671685
marry me pls

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah stop harassing me.

>>75671736
Are you a grill?

>>75671776
yes of course

just signed up
had a few thoughts

1) wow i cant believe how many people there are from a specific city who share the exact same interests as me
2) wow it turns out i had incredibly unrealistic expectations of how attractive the average Hong Konger is

>>75671749
No

>>75671712
they aren't actually interesting.
They are just scripting and then showing you the best replies they get.

These fags are viewing 2,000-5,000 profiles a day and then showing you that they got 100 views and 20 messages from it.

Its misleading, you aren't actually doing so badly an they aren't actually so cool. They just know how to manipulate the website and you don't.

>>75671749
post profile and ill harass you even more

>>75671812
Hong Kongers are somehow even less attractive than the mainlanders

>>75671828
It's the Rosbif, ain't you.

>>75671305
Most people reads w as /v/, and h as /R/

Now imagine how different voilá is from wallah

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>>75671809
>of course

Nothing is of course on /cp/. Message me.

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>>75671405

It's so weird, you have such a nice, manly profile view but shit frontal

>>75671853
It's this Rosbif trying to get with me. Like geeze, the bombings might've been rough on you but I don't think retarded homosexual sexting will do you any good.

>>75671712
Be my gf(male) and I'll teach you!

>>75656873
>>75665750
BUUUUUMMPP
There were photos of chats and nudes being shared too

>>75671405
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

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>>75672044
kys autist

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>>75672044
Tfw no Bri'ish roadkill bf

>>75672044
thanks for that post, runtoid

but i think he looks smoking hot regardless of your shit opinions

>>75671361
Who cares how your dick gets in her mouth? All that matters is that it's there

>>75672044
This is the british cuckold who talks about how ugly he is on a daily basis

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>>75672099
>>75672072
>>75671888
>>75671736
>>75671652
>>75671612
>>75671499


Being mired is one thing but being mired by my bros on /cp/ is another.

Thank you.

>>75672196
Looking dandy fancy!

>Wew, just got messaged by a qt turk girl who is visiting my cunt soon. Are these girls dtf?

>>75672196
You're pretty handsome desu, shame (for you) that many of the qt-est girls have blocked your flag

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>>75672044

Wow the mad is apparent. Don't listen to him turkbro he's just a jealous cunt

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Absolute state of this mormon

cant even speak english

I can't fucking believe so many responded to pasta. Apply yourself /cp/. 0/10.

>>75672044
this would make a great copy pasta for trolling whores on ip desu.

>>75672072
>>75672094
>>75672099
>>75672133
>>75672386
>not recognising this pasta

I thought better of you guys

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>>75672375
It's fine, people message me if they find me interesting anyway. Regardless of the country block.

>>75672386
It's just pasta

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>>75672498

Oh sorry. I have been memed.

>>75672489
It already is a copypasta. I didn't write that all up. I cant believe no one has heard it before.

Guys I know I meme about this about 5 times a thread but I seriously feel like I'm gonna have a breakdown about the state of this country
Shit like yesterday wouldn't be so bad if we actually did something about it

tl;dr fuck pakis

>set up a profile
>pull a TOP TIER QT russian woman who is super interested in my niche and unusual hobbies and seems very smart to boot
>i'm gay

what the fuck this is bullshit, God? what are you playing at?

>>75673009
Send her over you fuck.

What is everyone listening to?

>>75673078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ebkxT0Fss

>>75673078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmsdHnQ7RD8

>>75673078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpw8dnEp9u4

>>75673078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBwu83RR6ZU
Just sent it to a QT.

>>75673243
>haha anon why do you listen to satanist songs hahah anon lol this is like metallica but more satanist xD

How do you respond?

>>75673078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN3a4kOl4Yo

>>75673297
>Y-yeah, ahah ;S
(Notice the rarely used ";S", very important)

I found the profile of a terminally depressed Ukranian autist, and he has some top-tier tastes in literature and a fantastic sense of black humour

But his profile says:
>Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.

What? How am I supposed to talk to this person?

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>>75673009
call Mike Pence, and stop being gay

>>75673445
You don't get to message him

>>75673078
https://youtu.be/IqVSQJVTcXs

Current feeling.

>>75673481
what the fuck is the point of a profile on a penpal website if you stop people from talking to you?

fucking ukranians

>>75673078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Fvj4MfTEM&index=

>>75673553
Tons of horny guys on the website who only want to talk with women. I do not block men but I also find every guy who ends up messaging me wants to see my cock within the first 10 messages. It has gotten to the point where I tend to ignore any guy who message me.

>>75673553
He probably just doesn't want to get hit on by guys.

>>75673553
You don't get to bring friends

>>75673725
yeah, the guys who message me are so obviously gay I can see blocking them. However I haven't blocked them yet personally.

>>75673170
>>75673182
>>75673200
>>75673243
>>75673324
>>75673528
>>75673725
Yea not listening

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>slowly ramping up my use of slang during a conversation with a non-brit until my sentences are completely incomprehensible to them
ah yes
love this, its so fun

>Message 7/10 grill
>It's a trap

When will this meme end?

Hey /cp/ just got back home. I passed my black belt exam :DDD
What's new?

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>>75673824

>>75673923
Iktf m8.
Even worst, mine was a 10/10 and dtf.

>>75673923
Is it the Dutch tranny?

whats the point of messaging foreign qts if you cant meet up and give them a cheeky rodgering?

>>75674148
Go for her nudos

>>75674148
for those who cant be bothered to read

"you're cute so i'll give you a pass"

>>75674199
I've been blocked a long time ago.

Love touting this around though since it she JUNGed me hard.

>>75674217
Don't forget "french" too.

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>>75656183
>girls' profile
>"don't just say "hi" cus then it seems you are not so interested and I won't bother replying"

>she messages me simply saying "hello"

>>75674341
This is when you blast them

>first profile picture
>10/10 model tier

>second profile picture
>4/10 runtoid syndrome tard

??????

>>75674020
>Europe
>can't meet them
what does it even cost for you? a short 60 quid flight?

>>75674341
give her the sass

>>75674405
im not going to pay 150 bloody quid just for a booty call
there are enuf women in England to be getting on wit' already

>>75674405
>flying McPaddyAir
Christ

every guy on this site is so ugly wtf.

>>75674527
Paying 3x more than you need to for a flight.

Just print off your boarding pass at home, turn up to the airport 1hr early and off you go.

If you can't go 1-2 hrs without a sandwich then you have bigger problems

>>75674678
Why do you think they're on here

>>75674712
In all seriousness though, I used Ryanair a lot though I'd have to remind people that they don't do that many destinations. It's usually limited to tourist destinations in Europe and there.
Also couldn't stomach it for a flight of more than 7 hours.

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>find Mormon Yank
>start ragging on him constantly
>am incredibly rude and foulmouthed to him
>mock him incessantly for his beliefs and try to provoke him wherever possible
...
...
>now we're going out to a gay bar next week

Er. how did this happen exactly?

>>75674722
its sad, like those ugly brits that go to Thailand because they cant get laid in England.

The best looking poster here is probably ludwig and I used his photos on okcupid with a location set to London and no one responded to him apart from a tranny.

>>75674678
Besides me

>>75674834
post ludwig photo please

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>>75674881

>>75674915
nope
he looks like a 40 year old professional assasin

not cuddly at all - hes the kind of person that looks attractive to straight men, but actual girls and benders dont like that kind of look at all

the turk ITT was way hotter and cuter

t. bender

>>75674868
And me :)

>>75674993
Apparently his job is pretty sketchy so for all we know he could be an assassin

>>75674822
Why weren't you in London? I feel like we could do business together.

Also,
>hanging out in gay clubs when muslims with guns are out and about right niw

>>75674822
Holy shit he's thirsty.

>>75674993
Women like masculine, dangerous looking men

>>75675034
Pretty sure all he does is help move around sketchy stuff.

He's said his schedule only made him work about once or twice a month.

I'll probably have tea with him one day.

>>75674799

Yeah it's not great, but I got flights to Budapest for £42 return.

That's cheaper than the coach tickets to and from the airport.

All long distance flights are cancer IMO, even paying £800 to NYC doesn't make it less like torture

>kissless virgin falling in love with me
Cute! But i'm not buying the virgin part, even if shes religious

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>viewed/messaged by a qt
>its a spambot for an illicit website

>>75675230
It's like you're really the finnposter.

>>75674822
>anon accidentally becomes gay

>>75675115
This is true. I threatened my gf with physical violence before she became my gf

>>75675196
Give me her.
At least it'll be two that way.

>>75675137
>That's cheaper than the coach tickets to and from the airport.
Ouch. Doesn't Heathrow get serviced by public transportation? I've actually probably never landed in the UK by plane; Always been the train for me.

>All long distance flights are cancer IMO, even paying £800 to NYC doesn't make it less like torture
Meh, the worst one is when they have wait around in Doha or Mumbai for flights that exceed 12 hours. FFS, waiting ariund like that is even worst than the 13 hour ride.

>>75675115
Clearly not women in London because no one responded to him. I wonder how well Ludwig does with women from England on interpals.
Woman in England are hard, they are either 2/10 fat tramp or a 7/10 qt that spends all their time shopping for new clothes.

>>75675304
eh I dont script anymore, and don't expect anything from this.

Im sort of just seeing if I can build a genuine relationship with someone here not based on flirting/scripting

so far the answer is no. It really is just a flirting/hook up website.

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>>75675386
lol everytime I would unleash my built up repressed anger on my ex we would be fucking like crazy 30 mins later, even when my cock made her cry she would tell me to keep going

>>75675556
The same underage viewed me just a while ago. Smh.

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>>75670906
181

>>75671405
Too bad Agalloch split up

>>75675556
Keep an eye on your wallet

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HAHA

I'm even going to give him his first ever alcoholic drink!
this is faaaantastic

thank you /cp/ i would never have been having this much fun without you

>>75675603
Trust me, hanging around in Paris for three years has made me an expert in spotting their deceit.

>>75675601
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. She has good taste in men :)?

>>75675699
>ywn get drunk irl with your internet friends
:(

>>75675448
All the cheap airlines go to the "London" airports that are actually 50 miles outside of London, not Heathrow.

Is it worth getting the lounge access when you have to wait for that long? Although you will probably fall asleep and miss the plane.

>>75675472
I've got a new girl from London and she's been quite fun to talk to so far. Probably won't bang me though, but here's hoping.

>>75675843
>Is it worth getting the lounge access when you have to wait for that long?
My dad used to have one, and he'd sometimes sneak us and it was amazing. Everyone in suits, with that air of self-importance which I relish being around, basically any kind of food at your disposal. His company paid for his though, so I don't know about Pay-to-Service ratio.

>dont just write "how are you" or "hi"
>sends a message with precisely that

why do they ask this of people yet they do it themselves?

>>75675797
come to london and ill organise a pissup just for you mate

xxx

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>>75675994

i wish no one did do it

how is one supposed to answer to it

>tfw no london /cp/ meetup with the qts and the ladd

>>75676122
Yea not a good idea considering the last /Brit/ meetup

>>75674678
I'm not that ugly, you sick fagget

cant BELIEVE nobody itt appreciated my great joke earlier on

proper mad

cybered with a french girl from interpals last night. first time I have ever done something like that, it was a bit weird tbqh

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business idea: wear my trashy pink croptop that says "Thinking about your Dad" when i go out drinking with this mormon chap to make him extra uncomfortable

>>75671835
That's not entirely true. Even with meme profile I got more views without scripting.

You can actually make your profile interesting on the first sight, makes it easier for people to write you a message.

ie, got quite a bit of messages related to something funny in the profile or controversial.

Yes, being interesting helps.

>>75673078

This lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xuauDWxYw

>>75676408
>mouie Paddie, franchement I doit say that aie aveu bine leuving spiquing vitte you

>>75674834

Mean thing to do to a fellow cp poster lad.

>>75676420
He'll fuck you in the butt in the end of the night

>>75676725
>mouie Paddie, franchement I doit say that aie aveu bine leuving spiquing vitte you

dunno what you're talking about lad. she did very little talking, busy moaning from fucking herself with a hairbrush handle.

>>75676999
>hairbrush handle
Is that so it would be realistic that she was thinking about microdick,

>>75676999
But that aside, there wasn't any of that surfacing? I thought I'd written down the French accent pretty well.

Good afternoon laddies

>>75677207
*ladies
We're all girls here anon, remember?

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I hope I get this black goddess

>>75677145
probably

>>75677205
I can't read or speak French.

>>75677304
Clearly she doesn't go for posers like you.

>>75677356
N-no! I didn't mean that. Your genitalia happens to be very pretty!

And that was english you dolt? "Yes Paddy, I must say that I've been loving speaking with you".

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>that 'blow kiss' emoji
Might be about to corrupt a pure mormon virgin lads

>>75676788
you might be right...

Things have taken an unexpected turn

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>>75677443
what are you on lad

>accidentally viewed a girl i stopped talking to a month ago on whatsapp

Just

>>75677587
Invite me to your wedding.

>>75677304
Lol. She can't say no to that

>>75677651

>hi! did i do something to upset you anon? i was a bit sad that you stopped talking to me :(

>>75677629
Fuck you.

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>qt turns out to be a Muslim sympathiser

D R O P P E D

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>>75677806
Rorke cunt get out