Culture Pals /cp/

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me

2nd for qt European bf pls

third for bestiality

so where are your qts from lads?

>Chile
>Ukraine
I want another two qts, preferably from somewhere like Mexico or Argentina to help me learn Spanish

>>75627422
Had one from Russia, but I think that she started to get away from me.
I'm trying to get one Brazilian.

>>75627422
Mine is 'merican

>>75627148
How many of us femanons browse cp?

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>>75627717
If you were born with a dick you aren't female, okay?

>>75627862
Not them, different poster...

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how to know if mods have shadowbanned youre ip account

>>75628101
I've never heard of such a thing happening, do they actually do that?

>>75627896
Would still gas you/10

>tfw you just want someone who you connect with on a personal level, share tons of interests with and who you're also attracted to
This qt hunt got old ages ago.

>tfw you just want someone who you connect with on a personal level, share tons of interests with and who you're also attracted to
This qt hunt got old ages ago.

>tfw you just want someone who you connect with on a personal level, share tons of interests with and who you're also attracted to
This qt hunt got old ages ago.

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>>75628186
THIS

>Called a girl out for being stuck up and she immediately apologized and now I have her whatsapp

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>>75626860
I don't know if you'll see this, friend but you told me to post the results of this response
She then went on to tell me how her friend pissed the bed and how they went drunk swimming at night in a public pool

>>75628499
Girls dont like rejection, it ruins their selfesteem so it sometimes works

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>>75628570
lääh,,,puuh,,sexiwow ;))))

Who here is getting drunk tonight and watching the football?

>>75628570
Haha, in case you're still wondering what it is, it's just some misspelled swear words (vittu perkele)

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>>75627422
My qt is from Finland (I dropped the other ones)

>>75628899
Got disgustingly drunk last night, still feeling the aftermath

>>75629634
Me too, unfortunately my Spanish friend requires my support during this game so gotta be a good mate

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>tfw chatting to nice Icelandic QT about black metal and classical European literature

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>75630781
>tfw no rusky qt bf

>>75630620
I'm the brit poster from earlier. I went for a run, and I'm talking to a girl with no picture of herself. I told her to get a sharpie because im bored. She went and got one. I cant just tell her to put it in her so what do I say first?

Shes sent me photos of her legs so I can see shes not obese.

I think you help me more than anyone here.

>>75630781
>tfw talking about spanking with my Russian qt
Jelly?

>bad at being lewd and always end up turning qts off
how the fuck do you progress to the point of getting nudes? I can't fathom it

>>75630911
how long do you wait before getting lewds?
Are you flirty and affectionate before getting lewd?

>>75630911
Do you get complimented?

>>75630863
Be forward mate

>>75630987
and say what? I dont know what to say.

>>75630911
"give me ur bobs"

>>75630863
>I think you help me more than anyone here.
I have no idea why you would think this, I'm not here to get nudes from chicks I don't care for.
I'm here to find a girl to actually have a good relationship with.


Also, I'm glad that you're doing something for yourself. Now I'd really recommend you get into a routine (that's the only way you'll keep up with whatever you want to do to improve your life) and read about Stoicism, that stuff has really helped me.


If you do want nudes from this girl, maybe try asking her to write stuff on her body before asking her to stick it in the butt? IDK, ask the italian chad :S

>>75631053
"Sharpie in pooper pls :3"

another day without a korean-american gf

>>75630869
Tы Coбaкa

>>75631071
>Ask the Italian chad
Thanks portubro for the trust

Now, britbong, have you flirted with the girl before? Gotten compliments and talked about sex (experiences, kinks, whatever you want)?
Asking her to write something on her body isn't a bad idea, but you gotta be at least 80% sure she likes you, or she'll just be like "wtf you're weird((("

Also read stoicism for real, that stuff is the best thing that can happen in your life

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>>75630952
I compliment them fairly often and get selfies, but not much else
>>75630983
yeah but I can't figure out how to compliment them in a way that goes lewd. I already have them on whatsapp/line
>>75631060
cheers lad

>>75631325
Does your body look good?
Very important question

>>75631215
I said "Im good in bed" and she said "so am I give me food and caress me" .

I asked her to write something on paper and she did it and sent me a pic, now I just said write it on your left leg and she said nah.

>>75631428
>now I just said write it on your left leg and she said nah.
Have you been exchanging body pics and getting real (and I do mean real) clingy? Or have you just been pushing the convo along?

>>75631376
nah I'm skinnyfat as fuck, but I only have a picture of my face on my profile

>>75631428
You should have followed the lead about food and caresses
Maybe you can play your chances and ask her something like "maybe you like doing something else with it ;)" or some shit along the lines.
Your rule of thumb is that pretty much everything will get you lewds if the girl likes you, the atmosphere is set and you're cheeky and bold enough

>>75631325
just say they have nice boobs or butt essentially, be kind of cheeky and fun

you might just be having bad luck, sometimes you can do everything right and the girl still won't get lewd because she is a miserable cunt. It's annoying and a waste of time but don't let it effect your game, stay positive and keep trying

>>75631496
Shes sending me pics now but she seems shy. We have talked about sex and blowjobs.

Update: I said, you're boring. She said "why do you want it, tell me than I will probably do"

>>75631523
Alright, I'll give that a try. I doubt it's bad luck though, I'm an autist so it's my fault I'm not getting anywhere

>>75631498
You should make her fantasies about your body, try to take pics of some good feature you have and play on that so asking for her body is easier

>>75631604
nah even chads get rejected by girls, some of them are just so stuck up they can't be saved

also keep in mind the culture of the girl you are talking with (Russians take longer to send nudes than Americans, for instance)

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>>75631581
>I said, you're boring.
WTF? Are you retarded? Now isn't the time to insult a girl like that.
Did you at least do it in a joking tone?

>>75631638
^ this, nigger, you need to get her wet for you first

>>75631684
This
It's all a numbers game. You'll find out that eventually the hardest part of the hunt isn't getting nudes, but figuring out which girl is open to them and which is not

>Not watching the champions league final with your qt
>not having your qt tell you how much she hates Penaldo and wants Madrid to lose

>>75631703
I said "Because you have nice legs and I want to see my name on them"

"It will wash up after 2 weeks and its summer. I don't want to do that shit"

>>75631800
get a boyfriend, nigga

>>75631825
Ah, okay.
The writing on her body thing is kinda of kinky because of it's connotations with DSBM and her being your property, so it's good that she didn't outright reject it.

Again, have you been getting her wet? You need to get her to fall for you first, m8.

>>75631905

She said "I don't want to fulfill your weird sexual fantasies"

I really fucked this up lads.

>>75631800
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

3-1 Madrid

>>75631945
There you go, you didn't get her in the mood to do it.

Also, sorry for suggesting the body writing thing, :/

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>>75631825
Mfw these last 5 minutes of match

>>75631945
Screencap nao

>>75631945
I told you you had to be sure she'd be into it or she'd be feeling weird about it.
If you really care about her you can wait some time and go back to attack. If not, just move on, your time is better spent on other qts

>>75631981
>juve
kek
>>75631945
ahh sorry man, that's a hard rejection so you will probably never get lewds, best to just drop her

If she said "but I don't know you that well" or "I am not really in the mood" then you had a chance in the future, but that wording sounds like she is stuck up

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>>75626860
>view girls profile
>hobbies: sleeping

>>75631954
>>75631981
I hope that you didn't seriously believe that juventus had a chance to beat real madrid

I don't even bother UCL anymore, it's too obvious who's gonna get the title every single year.

>>75632093
I don't even root for Juve in Serie A, but I felt Italian companionship ;(

>>75632143
don't even boter watching*

>>75632143
The Messi and Ronalda era is coming to an end so Barca and Halal should be less dominant over the next decade

>>75632093
>Stuck up
This anon ended up acting like an utter creep

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>>75631985
Don't see the point because you can easily fake it (and I don't see why I would fake getting rejected anyway) But here it is.

>>75632267
"you already do that by existing"

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even normies know about it

>>75632245
you have got to be creepy to lewds... you are asking girls on the internet to send naked pictures of themselves to you

>>75632267
yeah drop her m8, you have very low chances and she will probably make you feel shit because she is not too friendly about the way she rejects

>>75632267
>pushed her after she clearly said no
>didn't prep her with sending your own body pics to get her wet
>probably not much if any foreplay and build up

These were your biggest mistakes, fix them.

>>75632267
Sounds pretty lost to me.
Hope you weren't too much into her. Learn from your mistakes britbong friend, first experiences are always going to be fails, but you need them to know the do's and do not's
Today you learnt that you have to get chicks wet before asking for stuff
Godspeed anon

>>75632207
I just hope Ronaldo retires soon, it's just ridiculous, it's not even a contest anymore. It's not fun to watch Champions League because you know Real Madrid will score 5 goals every match. CR7 is just a walking spoiler but what can you expect of a team that spends 200 million euros every season.

>Also PLEASE girls beware of this person: neveluna
>she is a female lesbian stalker, extremely morbid and obsessed with sex, who can haevily harass you and become very aggressive if she doesn't get what she expects! YUCK! She made me really upset and because of her i had to change my email address and my phone number. Please beware. She should be stopped! I recomend to block or report her.
ok /cp/ which one of you owns that fake account?

>>75632490
Probably the robot britbong ;^)

>>75632490
It's only banter

>girl is nice one day
>gives me the cold shoulder the next day
How often does this happen to you? Very common for me it is hard to find a girl who just wants to be consistent friends even

>>75632267
Don't get kinky with girls until you're 100% sure that they are completely into you.

>>75632649
>girl is nice/enthusiastic in her first 5 messages
>stops replying despite the conversation going well
>never talks to you again
I notice this trend a lot with girls from certain countries in particular. For example: France

>>75632683
Wtf how do you know though?

Like if she asks you if you have a gf should you start getting kinky?

>>75632739
Wait for her hinting about you two fucking, winks, unsolicited compliments. If your kinks aren't vanilla, go slowly or you could turn her off

>>75632739
most girls you need to invest some time in, talk for a week getting to know her, flirting to test her reactions

>>75632683
Not true, be 75% sure.

If you're not hearing the word no then there's no opportunity to learn from mistakes.

Plus girls that you thought weren't that into you, actually are

>>75632788
>>75632810
She asked me what type of fruit I like.

Guess it's time to tie her up, hang her upside down, and fuck her till she pukes

Am I right

>>75632882
big bananas is the only answer.

She how she replies

>>75632882
yeah like 90% of girls are into getting dominated so it's a safe kink to go with

>>75632882
Don't be a retard and keep talking to her normally for some more
Or you could ask her if she likes banana :^)

>>75632739
Women give away hints, they never straihght up tell you that they have the hots for you...except for some weird cases.

>>75632882
Kekked

>>75632810
Somewhere between this post and
>>75632739
This post is the actual answer

Hey, guys, I need your help here.

How do you bring up whatsapp or snapchat? Only times I've brought it up where when she mentioned her phone or maybe how she prefers whatsapp to talk and that kind of stuff.

>>75633169
I just tell the truth after about a week of talking.

>hey, I dont use interpals much. If you want to talk more, I have whatsapp, telegram, skype etc.
if they are interested in knowing you closer, they will jump on it. If not, well you know how you stand and can let it go without wasting too much of your time.

>but she says she's shy and doesnt give out her info here
she's lying, thats female code for "im not that into you" again, just move on.

>>75633169
'Hey, I won't be much on Interpals these days because (make up excuse), but I really enjoy talking to you, it's very relaxing, do you want to chat on Whatsapp? It's so much easier to use and I'm on there most of the time'

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Who /romantic/ here?

>>75633454
She's smitten

>>75633454
Invite me to your wedding.

>tfw a girl didn't respond to you message for like 4 weeks so you act like you deleted her and don't know what the last message you sent to her was.

>>75633454
Smooth as fuck

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>had a great time watching football
>leave
>depression comes back
>luckily beer is here too soothe the pain

>>75633637
Don't drink, do something useful instead

>>75633430
>>75633386
Okay, so I just have to makeup an excuse?
k, ty guys

>>75633718
M8, that's the eternally drunk bitbong, don't try to cure our pet.

>>75633637
whats the point of being depressed?
nothing in this life matters all that much and everyone meets the same end.

read Marcus Aurelius: Meditations and get inspired.

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>>75633718
Nah I love to taste of beer

>>75633740
Cheers mate

>>75633800
I'll give it a read

>>75633637
>brewdog

>>75633740
>>75633637

I'm kind of worried about this guy, I hope it's a meme. It's not healthy

>>75633840
What's wrong with brewdog they make some great beers, their company is a bit shitty but aside from that

>>75633637
Had all 3. Really didn't like them

>>75633845
I don't know, I've never seen him post about anything else.


>>75633835
>Cheers mate
Bottoms up, lads!

As you can see, it's more than one brit being depressed all the time. I don't even drink and went out for a run today and at least tried something with a girl when I got back. He just speaks about drinking all the time.

I swear there's something wrong with us.

Maybe you should stop drinking, all those calories fuck with you and make you bloated making you even more depressed when your buzz ends. Try smoking weed sometime?

On the topic of alcohol, yeah, it fucks you up.

Your testosterone goes that. Your hormonal balance gets fucked in general.

Don't drink if you're depressed, you faggots.

>>75633937
weed is worse than alcohol in the long run.
sure, alcohol makes you depressed in the moment and maybe during a hangover but it doesn't make you quite as much of a waste of life.

weed is a trap, it disperses all cares in the world while you are high but then you never actually do anything about those concerns. In fact they are only made worse and your only escape becomes....getting high again. Next thing you know you are high all day every day and your life trainwrecks into nothingness, you merely waste it.

>>75633937
I don't even know why I'm depressed
I have plenty of friends many of whom are girls, my grades are fine and I've got a possible summer job lined up
It's hard to explain but I just feel hollow inside and like shit

>>75633976
>tfw several parties arranged for June
Rip body

>>75634057
>It's hard to explain but I just feel hollow inside and like shit
That's called an existential crisis, lad ;^)

>>75634057
everyone feels like that at some point. Just don't post about it here 24/7 like I do because its annoying.

>>75634268
I only really post about it once a day when I'm drinking
I make plenty of posts unrelated

>>75634057
>>75634268
Saturday at night is like THE time of the week to be depressed. You have the people who go out clubbing and you have the people who stay alone at home with beer in hand reflecting on how shitty their lives are instead of just enjoying the weekend.
Don't worry, tomorrow you will feel fresh like a lettuce.

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>>75633637
Me too

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R...rekt. R...right, guys?

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I'm getting sleepy /cp/
Britbongs, get your shit together.
May tomorrow bring new qts and lewds to everybody
Goodnight :3

>>75634446
To be fair I went out clubbing last night

>>75634523
Ayy I can always trust you to be enjoying a refreshment too

>>75634685
Night night compagno

I hope you lads are also using this for language exchange, talking with qts is great language practice

>>75635190
Just got done (getting done, I guess) talking with a Brit that was "learning" Portuguese. She straight up asked me teach her from scratch. This is like the 5th time this has happened, wtf?
I just redirect them to Duolingo.

>when the spanish model tier qt asks YOU to skype with her
did I just win life lads?
we had a great thirty minute long call and now she headed to bed, gonna get more of this tomorrow

how's it going with (you)r qts?

>girl views your profile
>blocks you

WTF?! How ugly can I be?

Finnish bro, help me out here with one of your quality maymays, please.

>>75635468
Good job lad

Um main qt (more of a friend than a "qt") has stopped messaging me first, I want to talk but I also don't want to seem like a needy fag

>>75635529
You are literally the male equivalent of a female attention whore. You have two options.

1) Kill yourself.
2) Work on yourself and improve your life.

>>75635578
Home long has it been since you last talked?

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>>75635468
Good luck

>came for the language and cultural exchange
>find a qt that I talk to morning through night
bretty good if i say so myself

>>75635373
Sorry Anglos tend to be like that
I am learning Spanish but know the basics to hold a simple convo at least

>>75635658
*How long

>>75635578
try moving to another platform!
she might need a bit new stimulation to keep the interest alive

>>75635658
Since she messaged me first, maybe two weeks
Since we last talked about 2 hours
It sucks cause I've known her for a year and even met her irl

>>75635732
I already have her added on just about every platform I'm selling to get

>>75635637
kek, I hope this becomes copypasta.


>>75635697
It's not just Anglos, believe me.

How do I select which languages I'm learning?

>>75635468
when I was new to interpals, the most genuinely beautiful girl thats ever given me the time of day in my life asked to skype and then appeared to be shy/intimidated by MY looks during our conversation.

It was the only time im in my life I've ever seen a girl actually blush, act like a sperglord spilling her spaghetti, and constantly smile retardedly because of me.
Felt pretty alpha desu. Though it didn't last long. Her English was terrible and in time that just sort of led all conversations to a boring wall. Eventually we didn't even bother skyping anymore and in time was reduced to occasional likes on vk photos or such things.

She was pale, black haired, blue eyed from Belarus and unironically had pictures of her in fields on her profiles. (like those "hot slav girl" memes) What I would consider an 8/10+

>>75635786
Wait 5-6 days to message her again. That won't seem too clingy

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Algum tuga aqui? Encontrei esta na minha cidade, espero que n seja trap :SS

>>75635888
You start by checking those trips and hailing a good hitler ;^)


>>75635961
^ this, desu

>>75635912
Russian and Belarus qts are nice but I find so difficult to get lewds from... and they are not very good at English

I really want to learn Russian and see if I can crack them open but it's such a hard language. I need to focus on Spanish for now

>>75635961
I will do
It just kinda sucks since I used to either messaged her or she messaged me every day

>>75635912
It's a terrible feeling when you can't build a bridge across language
I hope you took the experience to heart though, translate this confidence she gave you to real life

>>75636046
I've gotten plenty of Russian/Ukrainian nudes, but never from Belarus. Belarus is hard mode Russia.

They seem to the most isolated and awkward of the Russiasphere.

>>75636151
Aren't they still a dictatorship or, at least, a conservative government?

>>75636151
>They seem to the most isolated and awkward of the Russiasphere
agreed actually
>I've gotten plenty of Russian/Ukrainian nudes
do you do anything different with them? Russians and Ukies shut me down very quickly if I get lewd

kek that girl is messaging me again asking if I have any pussy by now.

Just going to ignore her and talk to you guys and try and find a qt.

Life's good.

>>75636108
It definitely boosted my confidence for life.
It was around 4 years ago now. Before that I was pretty defeated/beta by my experience in the American dating market.

I only come to these threads once in a blue moon.
Currently Im in the process of trying to marry at least one of my long terms qties, Im not sure how its going.

Though I've got a fall back for every girl. Im pretty much just going to exhaust every option until one says yes.

Why? because I'll be 27 this year and these girls are my best options I've conditioned most of them to my liking over the last 3 years I've known them. Doesn't really matter which one at this point.

>>75636060
If you have some time your conversations will get a lot better

>>75636382
WTF? After a year you should at least have plans to move in together, no?

>>75636382
understandable
I can't help but feel the same, I don't get nearly the same attention in real life as I get on interpals, I've gone from a friendless loser to talking to girls who look like supermodels and adore me
at this point it's just trying to see which one wants to bite for real and seal the deal, might go see the Spanish one in a few months

>>75635468
Is that the one who used to be an air hostess?

>tfw talking to Texan qt that is redpilled

Feels good

>>75636650
that's not her job right now at least, tell me a bit about her just in case

>>75636211
Both like it if you take an interest in their culture.
I've gone on some autistic rants about the Russian Monarchy and had it be well received. Or talked in detail about Kiev or the Ukrainian conflict(if its a Ukrainian, Russians hate that) They are usually impressed by someone actually caring about their history.
They value physical compliments very lowly because they get complimented on appearance all the time. However if you compliment their "soul" they will eat it up.

A few personal notes I've noticed in generalizations:
>They like if you have a good family/are a family man, because their family is probably shit.
>like if you know something about their culture/history
>like if you ever do anything remotely Russian, like cook borscht. (in fact this will score you points for cooking, and culture)
>however, They don't like Russiabooism so much. They also like if you appear to be a man in your own culture, just so long as you arent a supremacist towards them about it.
>most of them accept moderate racism, but not all

This is mostly about the girls you'd want to know. They have plenty of soulless gold digging whores who "like korea" or "want to move to Europe" and idk how to woo those girls because I throw them out for being obvious vapid cunts.

>>75636777

Works in a restaurant now, has a dog in some of her IP pics,and a piercing above her lip which is terrible tbqh.

Might be the same girl, might not.

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Alright lads how WHITE are you? (using your interpals pp)

http://kairos.com/diversity-recognition

>>75636589
in general yes, but it hasn't worked out that way for me.

Also, girls become more desperate as they age. I know girls who aged from 20 to 24 and now already think they are "old" for marriage and thus more open to it than they were at 20.

Its a situational thing. Some girls move on with a new man, and some fail to find anyone else thus becoming more desperate and malleable.

>>75636623
Meeting is a must, even if you don't seal the deal on the first meeting it creates a memory to constantly remind them of.

"remember that time" always tugs on a girl's heartstrings if they start to stray away.

>>75636897
nah, none of those match
good thing we aren't sharing qt though

>>75636922
>100% black
Very accurate

>>75637163
Don't be a pussy mate post a picture

>>75636995
I don't want to blackmail her with feelings into submission, but meeting will definitely happen sooner or later
this could be the end of my v-card if all goes well

Ask a celebrity that just snorted a lot of coke anything

>>75637351
If I put coke on my dick and it rub it in a vagina will that cause the vagina to be addicted to my dick?

>>75637351
Hey Amanda Bynes

>>75637387
Only if your dick can ejaculate cocaine

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tfw got catfished on my catfishing acc

>>75637505
can you catfish me daddy.

>>75637299
I'll be honest, can't give advice on Spanish because I haven't dealt much with them.

However in general its better to be a bit dominating/decisive with women than passive or meek. Even if they argue a little bit with you its fine, women only respect those who will dominate sometimes. Often they just test you, especially on a first meeting.
Of course there is a time to be soft/gentlemanly as well.

as for blackmail, its not really that. Women just need reminders of common ground and good times. Because their minds are neurotic and they will convince themselves of negative conclusions if you don't remind them of the good things.

That stereotype about the wife who cheats on her husband because he works too much its surprisingly true. The female mind is dangerous and surprisingly self destructive when left alone.

A good meeting goes a long way into ensuring you stay in touch longer, without a meeting you risk losing them entirely.

>>75637351
what are you known for?

>>75637606
YouTube

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>russian qt starts asking me about the terror attack on London Bridge just now
>asks me if I am OK
>try to be funny
>send her a picture of my dick (she hasn't seen it before)
>drew on a picture of a tube station sign
>pulled my foreskin over my dick
>tell her that the two inch tube has been closed down
>tfw she isn't laughing and I think she might be gearing up to block me

s-sorry

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what kind of nose is this?

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>>75637823

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>>75637823
I wish this was real

>>75637593
you're right
I don't have any faith whatsoever in her though, it probably can't go too bad

>>75637823
Mate...
Two things
1) this is the first I've heard of the attack and I have a friend and brother in London (luckily they're fine)
2) you're an idiot/good story teller

>>75638042
low expectations with the possibility of a high reward.

Thats the best situation to be in. Use it to drive your confidence with her. Because if you mess up, of well you didn't expect anythign anyway. But if you "conquer" her, you may well know her for many years and eventually marry. Or at the very least you get to feel the inside of a vagina in a man's right to conquest in foreign lands.

>finished all my beer
>finish talking with my qt
>read about London
>want more beer but shop closes in 10

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>having thoughts about killing myself
>can't do nothing because I don't want to hurt parents and sister

Well, russian girl I was talking with continues being online in whatsapp, but does not message me.
Asked for whatsapp of Brazilian qt and she only viewed the message.

I seriously don't have any luck in life.

>>75638676
Post profile

>>75638669
I have here 10 Litres of wine

>>75638676
Replace sister with brother and you have me

>>75638775
Nice pls share

>Let's not accuse, blame or spew hatred over the coming hours

Oh fuck off I hate English facebook all my friends are retards

>>75638676
You were just moaning at me whining. So shut the fuck up.

>>75638871
There's more than one portuguese here m8

>>75639075
you're all the same annoying cunts to me.

>>75639190
No. I'm usually the nice guy here.
Maybe that is what I do wrong.

>>75638871
If it makes you feel any better there are plenty of American normies complaining that we didn't choose to cripple our economy, while simultaneously sending even more money to foreign nations because that makes us "not part of the world" and "other countries say mean things now that they don't get more money from us"

Normiebook is just awful in general.

>>75638871
>>75639389
it's cancer, delete your facebook and move on

>>75639306
I tried to tell you she's an attention whore. She wants a ton of beta orbiters to feed her what she desires. She used you as an emotional tampon and now no longer has any use for you. She's probably talking to at least 10 other guys.

You were used as a beta. I'm sorry, but it's the truth.

>>75639482
I need it, I'm on pay as you go. And facebook messenger is free and everyone has it.

Hi guys me again: I still hate Pakis

>>75639552
Fuck paki faggots

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>>75639552
It's good having a britbong I wouldn't gas on board.

>>75639661
I'm the same britbong who drinks himself silly every night so don't be too nice

Deport them all for gods sake, Deus fucking vult

>tfw used to work in London Bridge and get lunch at Borough Market

>>75639730
>implying that's a bad thing
Ah, whatever, lad, I've seen much worst on these threads.

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>keep getting viewed by asian men

>>75639869
At least I'm not a cuckold eh?

So it was a bunch of neo nazi right wingers who terrorized london bridge, right?

within one reply shes talking about dicks how the fuck am i mean to respond?

>>75640077
Indeed, m8, at least you aren't a Swede (yet).

>>75640144
>implying there are still groups worthy of being called nazis in the UK
Wew, 56%.

>>75640144
never forget the 6 gorrillion.
Islamophobia is another shoah.

>>75640144
Of course mate, NEVER blame Islam you bought

https://www.interpals.net/louisea12
>14
>bi

WTF USA?

>>75640157
Show her your ding a ling.

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>>75640374
The absolute state of the UK
https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/871138429744140289

>>75638676
is your sister qt? give me her phone number so I chat her up on whatsapp

I want a qt portuwife to make me feioijada

>>75640475
You can't make this shit up, it's beyond a joke at this point

>>75640452
>expecting me to view sexualized 14 year olds
no thanks, I'd rather not get put on a list.

>>75640517
She's 15. And does nothing at home.

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>tfw hot Israeli ignores you
Trump should really stop sending them money.

>>75640564
Unfortunately, ""she"" only has a flower pic up.

>>75640663
>15
Manda ai pra mim que eu quero entao ;^)

>>75640663
Is she qt though? She can learn how to cook though, culinary skills are in the Mediterranean DNA.
I'm sure she'd make a yummy bacalhau à minhota and cozido à portuguesa.

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>TFW NO GF

>>75628767
Don't think you need more in life than what she has there.

At least for a time.

>>75631800
>wants Madrid to lose
Heresy.

>>75633800
You completely misunderstood that if you think nothing in life matters.

It's quite the opposite, things in life are the only ones that matter, the things you do.

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>>75633937
>Try smoking weed sometime?
Weed is for immigrants

>>75637823
wew

>>75637854
Slavs tend to have longish noses

https://www.interpals.net/niko21214
>15
>""female""
>hobbies: Collecting anime-figures

>>75638676
are you me? just failed my last exam too hah

This blank profile picture bug is giving me cancer. How to fix?

https://www.interpals.net/emperorpalpy

What a autist which one of this is you?

>>75642222
Damm, that's one ugly mofo.
Worst part is that he can't just fix it by getting /fit/.

>>75642133
Try deleting image and upload again, if it doesn't work you just have to wait 1 or 2 days

>>75642271
Hes a an extreme manlet. hes next to Russell Howard who is 5'9. Its all over for him. Hes around 5'4.

I actually feel bad for him, but better for myself.

>>75640698
Ilona?

>>75642354
Yeah, just hope he an hero before a female autist gets all wet for him.

>>75642354
you just know when someone lists themselves at 5'7 on the internet.

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>>75642697
>>75642354
>>75642562

Meh there are advantages to it.

I'm 192, and I wish I could find a bed (or well afford one) that fits me as well as this

>>75642874
Kek, please stop with this banter m8, it's too late to be lmaoing right now :SS

>>75642874
>was your woman taking the photo.

I literally just burst out laughing.

>>75642933
Well, those are all pretty ugly cunts anyway, only like 1 of them is bangable, same for the guys.

>>75643418

>same for the guys.
So tell us...
Which guy would you bang ?

No homo of course

>>75643485
The second one from the left, purely platonic, of course.

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>>75643561
So I guess you'd like for him to be fucking you then ?

Personally I'd take the first one on the left, he's got that kind of twink look

Purely platonic of course.


Also, I can get behind this captcha

I want a robot qt

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Explaining shit to the Korean qt

>>75643647
>implying I'm not a top
I was clearly being no homo.

>>75644020
Hope you like ugly chicks then.

/lostintransform
that latest wall post kek

>>75644962
kek, "based" niggers.

>>75642222
He looked at my profile and I immediately blocked him. lol

>>75645083

>Im obssessed by white skin and height
>I adore blue eyes
>my type of guys : sport guys with pale skin

>Everyone is welcome except pervert people. I'm not into chat with random strangers.:))

>>75645238
Kek, didn't even read her profile, but cool, another moor that got Alberto Barbosed ;^)

how to get south american qt without learning spanish or poortuguese

Do you all just basically spam the fuck out of the place to get a bunch of people talking to you? I feel kind of silly putting in this much effort honestly, I am not getting a lot of response.

>>75645462
Hum, I used to message every pretty girl that wasn't into Korea or Japan, but now I only message if I have some good way of starting the convo (usually a common interest).

If I have a scar going from my forehead through my eye, down to my jawshould I use my eyepatch or just leave it off and show the world my white dead eye.

>>75645589
Probably eyepatch, just to give a good first impression.

>>75645462
>>75645504
same too portuganon

i message if they seem interesting enough in some way for me to message (though im more likely to message south americans since i don't have any penpals from that region of the world yet).

Usually I just start with a 'hey:) how are you?', and try to guide the conversation from there by jumping on whatever they give away. I also give plenty of opportunity for them to interject something a bit more interesting: this has often helped me gauge how interested they are in talking and the ones who are more eager to have conversation i tend to get further with.

>>75645589
eyepatch in your main picture

if you want to risk it, have a pic without the eyepatch as one of your smaller photos to give the eyepatch context and not look like a pirate LARPer

>>75645589
what's the scar from?

>>75645721
>Usually I just start with a 'hey:) how are you?'
Shit, does that actually work?
I rarely try it because it just seems so dumb and generic, I just ask about something about them that interests me.

>>75645794
Car crash

>>75645883
You should post one photo with an eyepatch and without it. Write that you got it from a car crash so not too many people ask you what happened.

>>75645504

Do you ever have good conversation with asians? or is it really only Europeans?

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>>75628101
>how to know if mods have shadowbanned youre ip account
Why would they? Explain.

Also I'm pretty autistic, what do you guys put in your profile?

>>75646058
M8, I blocked Asia and Africa. I only talk to whites.

>>75628186
feels bad when they don't answer

>>75645808
if you can ask them that really interests them then it's much better. My method is the IP equivalent of grinding in a video game (i probably have a 60% reply rate to the first message, and far lower for extended conversation) but once you have your foot in the door it's easy to gauge their interest and potential if you know how to answer and what to look for.

For example, if i say 'how are you' and they reply 'fine, you?', i reply by saying 'great, thanks :)' (saying 'great' makes you seem happy and confident, interests them a bit more), and then I tell them about my day a little bit or make shit up.
>great, thanks. I just got off work, now i'm relaxing at home watching TV
This gives them the opportunity to ask about either the tv show or about my job. if they just go 'oh cool' then they're probably not quite interested and you can tell beforehand it's not going anywhere

That said I have no idea how to approach those who say 'DON'T just say hi or how are you' without the aforementioned specific interest

>>75646105
South Africa is partially white.

>>75646183
Fuck, 60% is pretty good.
I get less than that with my method, but my pic is shit and my profile is bare af.

I just don't like asking meaningless shit, especially not to start off.

>>75646185
I'll just unblock Africa if some white QT from there views me or I'm interested in one.

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>>75638676
Update: Brazilian qt messaged me saying that she's busy.
Hope that she's not busy sucking Brazilian smelly cock.

What is with South Americans and their ugly ass purple lipstick

>>75646256
eh, I find asking about meaningless or mundane shit leads to more interesting conversation if both people are interested and you know what to pick up on

i always thought my picture was pretty shit (it's me in an airplane with sunglasses, a hat, jacket and headphones. only my nose and lower face is visible) but i guess it's not horrible. I do have people ask about it sometimes (which goes to say that having a somewhat interesting pic can sometimes help)

the other thing is that if you're learning the potential penpal's native language, always speak it to them unless they're specifically asking in their profile to learn yours. I'm conversational in russian so I always do better with russophone girls

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>tfw all your qt's are asleep

How aggressive will the Chinese get if I bring up china sea/HK independence issues?
Will they just block me? that wouldn't be any fun

>>75646357
It's the cheapest

>>75646364
Hum, I would do it if my profile was a bit better.
My photo is complete shit (bad angle, bad lighting, no real background, bad hair) and my profile just has my autistic political view and a few hobbies and interests.

>>75646373
they probably wont understand your english and give you a two word reply

>>75646183
You should post your profile.

is 60% really that high of a reply rate? I think I'm around a 80% reply rate not counting girls who take a few days to respond.

Just make a joke about their profile, or use cheap name puns repeatedly.

>>75646373

I don't think any of the girls I've been talking to care, they seem to like shopping in HK enough though.

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>>75646441
shit tier musical taste

>>75646485
Yes, it is.
Here are a few likely reasons that yours is so high:
>you're from the USA
>you have a good pic
>you have a nice profile which they can identify with (probably a lot of mainstream bs)
>you're in your late 20's, a good time to attract ladies

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>>75646350
Another Update:
She says that she's busy talking with her husband

Seriously my life can't get any better.

>>75646373
Only braindead Nationalists really give a fuck about that. The CCP pretty much just does what it wants (like any government) and is not really representative of it's people.

>>75646554
>talking to a qt with a husband
nigga wat are u doin

>>75646544
>>75646544
>yes
>debatable
>nothing mainstream, I can't actually relate to most people on the website with my hobbies
>early mid 20's

If you ever want to see interpals from a girls perspective make a fake account and see what kind of messages you get. "hey how are you" is as common as seeing a paki in London. Use a pinch of creativity and you'll get results.

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>>75646627
what is creativity
???

>>75646620
She only mentioned that now.
I didn't know.
Why would a south American girl married someone with 19yo?

What is "being cheeky" supposed to mean?

>>75646696
You're being a witty wiseass

>>75646643
beeeing urself

https://www.interpals.net/omalleytac
>Disaster is my natural evolution towards tragedy and dissolution
Yeah, that's pretty clear from your body mods.

>>75646406
posted profile here >>75646542

a few other things I do:
- every now and then, check the newest profiles made. girls new to the site are easier than the ones who have been on for years and are used to getting shitloads of attention
- 90% of the time if a girl views my profile for any reason, I message them. they were clearly interested enough to click my picture so i'm that much more likely to have a chance with them
- Learn to talk like a "normie"! xD
Unlike you silly guys on 4chan who think it's "cringey", the people on here like when you put expression into your posts. so use exclamation points more liberally than you do here, and various text abbreviatons like "wbu" "lol" and "desu"! (inb4 4chang filters them)
in all seriousness doing it here makes you look like a fag but girls don't tend to look upon it the same way on IP from my experience

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>>75646806
The more I read through her profile the more I want to strangle her to death.

>>75646856
Yeah, I've been pretty much doing all of those.
Some cunt blocked me after viewing my profile, though. Fucking mad.

>>75647062
yeah that happens
one time a polish qt had some questions on her profile for foreigners to answer (basically how much you know about poland), so i answered them. She thanked me for the answer and asked if i knew about one polish figure who i hadn't named (that was one of the questions) and then blocked me before i could answer

>>75647096
Lol, did she block you after checking your profile?
It has happened too many times that some cunt is talking to me, but ignores me after viewing my profile.

>>75647146
Possibly. not sure desu

>qt stopped replying and reading my snapchats and ip messages
>she was sending more and more cleavage, telling me about how she'd let me play with her boobs and makeout with her
>but then my dog died and she felt really bad for me
>I talk to her the day after casual as fuck and so does she
>after that she hasn't talked to me for 2 days
I'm confused.

>>75647246
shouldn't have taken the pity route dumb fag

>>75646627
Not forget to mention that sometimes creative messages dont help since they already talk to enough people

>>75647246
welcome to your first redpill of women
as soon as you come off as emotionally weak they will seek another man

>>75647246
yeah its never good to let a woman know something negative happened for you, no matter how out of your control it was

>>75647318
>>75647389
I didn't come off as pityful you fucking fags. I just told her my dog died and she's the one who had the pity party.

what's with that stupid ass pic filter with round glasses? It's starting to fucking piss me off.

>>75647441
what an odd thing to get angry at

>>75647425
>in the middle of sexting
>'oh btw my dog died lul'
whether you're asking for pity or not it stops whatever 'vibe' you had dead in its tracks

>>75647499
Weren't sexting but yeah you have a point. She did like my dog though

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Too lazy to link my post from previous thread. To the anon who asked, yeah we're racemixing. ;^D


Go and meet your qts like my interpals bf did.

>>75647844
bitch i don't have money

>>75647844
Does he know about your local bf?

been doing this for a couple days now, having like 6 or 7 conversations in the private messages going with cuties, but these are all really mundane and boring, even when I try to take them into some sort of interesting territory. What do you do/study? Why did you choose that? What did you do today? etc etc. I'm not bad at this at bars in real life I know what I'm supposed to do.... but this is just trying my patience, like I'm mostly having long detailed conversations but htey are still basically just empty/hollow conversations despite length.

Should I give it more time? Maybe this is just not for me. I was trying to find cuties to meet up with and hang out with while I travel but this is pretty boring.

woah lads, look out we got a future genius here.
https://www.interpals.net/Bastylia

>>75647844
>the top half of a jungle chinks face and hair look almost identical to an East Russian girl I used to know only slightly more brown.
really made me think .

>>75647844
I hope you're not just a third world pump and dump for him, you look like you'd be cute for a flip.

>>75648095
seems like she's ok with just being banged, as most race mixing girls are.

face it lad, women are whores

>>75647889
>>75647899
Same post number. Sorcery.

I dont have a local bf. He already met my family and the best thing of being honest and true to your interpals qt is that when you finally meet, even if it's the first time, it feels like you've known each other for a very long time.

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>>75648140
I want to believe people can find happiness anon
I WANT AN ANON TO BE HAPPY
SHUT UP

>>75648095
Wew. Why y'all gotta think of something negative about our relationship? And here i thought i could spark a little hope that the happiness you're looking for may just be someone you've been talking to over the internet.

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>>75648227
People can find happiness even people who go on 4chan and spend their hours on this cesspit. My bf WAS a robot. We officially first talked on r9k's interpals thread. Sadly, autism pals no longer exist.

>>75648410
thank you for your successful green card story :)

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>>75648650

Goodmorning /cp/
How was the night?

Are there any websites other than interpals that are actually intended for international dating?

>>75649422
Just got back from work. How are you my friend?

>>75648253
Where is your bf from?