A guide to the political allegiances in /brit/ edition
first for america.
>>75634228
I don't get it
fucking pakis
DON'T BLAME MUSLIMS
reports of cumfire in my neghole
reckon the solution to this is to completely abolish encryption and have a more invasive government
government needs to keep an eye on those pakis right lads hahaha
>>75637764
I'm well aware it will never happen, but your question was what *should* be done not what *can* be done.
In the sense of what *can* be done, there's basically nothing.
wot he mean by dis
Already forgiven the terrorists for killing my children 2bh
BREAKING:
reports of pooey willy bum
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA Hahahahhahahahahahkekekekekeke
>DON'T BLAME MUSLIMS LADS THEY'RE THE VICTIMS OF CAPITALISM!
>DPD van
Maybe Tim was onto something
>>75637802
mad catz controllers were always cheaper chinese shit you mongo
as expected from a retarded corbyn supporter
anime
Don't even care at this point
I'm over caring
>>75634228
I don't understand bizarro rorke
just willingly gave the government my entire search history via an email because they need to keep me safe
*engages in deep thought*
I've found a solution
>Reports of attack in X
>Police suspect an act of terrorism
>The police confirm it's a terrorist attack
>We don't know who the attacker is
>Unconfirmed reports the attacker was Muslim
>The attacker is confirmed as Salaman Al-Mubarak
>Al-Mubarak was a lone wolf
>It is confirmed Al-Mubarak had fought in Syria for ISIS
>Al-Mubarak wasn't a real Muslim. He drank alcohol in a nightclub once
>Al-Mubarak was mentally ill
>People who live near to London Bridge have taken to Twitter to share offers of help to those affected by tonight's incident.
this shit is starting to really annoy me
HATE muslamics
hope this doesn't affect Arianas benefit concert tomorrow
BRRR BRRR BRRR
BRRRRAP BRRRRAP BRRRRAP 3 SHOTS
WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING AT BOROUGH MARKET???
IS IT ANOTHER CAR THING OR WHAT???
SOMEONE TELL ME
>>75634228
>rorke
>churchill
>literally basher of actual fascists
wew
we need to hang these paki cunts by their necks off london bridge
that would send a message to the world wouldn't it
Right I know I'm late but I suggest you take a look at this very concerning video
>>75637822
>>75637822
>>75637822
>>75637886
why?
>>75637903
it's just part and parcel mate.
>>75637870
is this lain
Thoughts and prayers are with the people of London
ABOLISH PRIVACY
CAN'T COMMIT TERRORIST ATTACKS IF WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM
>>75637886
the twitter gf did this
does my nut
>>75637903
Probably nowt
>>75634228
Me on a good day: Radical Centrist
Me on a normal day: Rorke
Me on terrorist attack days: Turbororke
borough market is worse apparently
>>75637919
islamic prayers
>>75637894
what is this she even doing in this picture
>>75637894
>>75637907
he lwt people in the east india company starve and blamed them for breeding too much
>>75637896
i fucking hate all these rorke memes but this one did actually make me chuckle
good one lad x
I stand with london
*carries on with my life tomorrow*
that'll show them
https://twitter.com/NickGriffinBU/status/871129093906939904
Thoughts and prayers are with the white people of London
met a guy off grindr last night lids
>>75637896
*smiles slightly, but doesn't laugh*
>>75637932
Aye but there's no news so whatever
Bit of a non event all over 2bh
>>75637886
I live near London Bridge but I shan't be offering my help to anyone whatsoever
>>75637904
PART
>>75637928
Me too. I had to delete my facebook after the westminster attack because I got drunk and posted about how I thought pakis should be massacred
>>75637907
Rorke isn't a fascist you fucking lefty newfag
Rorke is a patriotic right-winger / British imperialist
>>75637910
Juggalos are weird.
>>75637932
lad on sky news confirmed he saw police firing gun shots
Significant" gunfire reported and up to six shots fired near the Shard
>"how do you get Jezza from Jeremy"
why does he even waste his time posting on here? oh, wait...
need a bf to cuddle with under the duvet while we hide from the terrorists x
>>75637870
NOT THE TIME FOR CUTE ANIME
>>75637952
White people of London?
>Want to play Rising Storm and kill Yanks
>Terror attack and revision
citymongs btfo
>>75637965
AND
WE WILL NEVER GIVE IN TO HATE
you benders had it coming
why is this happening at all :(
>>75637932
apparently 2 pakis going around stabbing random people
obviously coordinated
>>75637950
>I'd rather deport the BNP, EDL, Britain first & those who use terrorist incidents to further their own political "careers"
some people are just begging to be enriched
>literally monitoring every rorke's and rasheed's electronic devices
>still inept
sack these dunces and put CIA in charge
When I saw it trending at first I thought it was about the London Bridge in Lake Havasu.
>>75637954
how did it go?
not sure why but in my experience grindr has tons more attractive and well-adjusted guys on it than tindr or other more 'traditional' dating apps
my first 2 bfs were grindr hookups turned complicated
this shit isn't even a blip on my radar anymore
beat terrorists with determined indifference
Thoughts and atheist prayers with everyone in London right now
its all a grave misunderstanding! i was asking the men to run over my ballbag and attack it with knives, then some passer-by got the police involved -- imagine my surprise!
>>75637987
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Non-white aren't humans.
We should all be exterminated.
>>75637997
Is that a guy
*licks lips*
>TERRORIST ATTACK
>SWEDES FLOOD BRIT
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>75637986
yeah there are a couple left I think
they might have got them in this latest attack though
>>75638010
Aye they used to be doing a decent job but now it's all going to shit
Reckon that they're struggling because they can't just monitor all rasheeds or they'll be in trouble for profiling
WE ARE GOING TO BE UNDER MARTIAL LAW AND THE ELECTION IS GETTING POSTPONED
>>75634228
me in the radical centre
don't know why we're associated with commies though
>>75637987
>BTFOing yanks in RS2 with your Kalashnikov
No better feeling. Fucking hate yanks, scum, simple as.
Stop killing people you cunts.
>>75638003
Nick fucking ruined the BNP desu.
>>75638010
>>75638055
hey maybe they're just not planning these attacks online too much?
hmmmm clearly they just wish to divide us.
>eyewitness reports of a little girl stabbed in the chest in a restaurant
:(
ah yes, just when /brit/ calms down from the last one, it goes into overdrive sperg mode again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_London_Bridge_incident
reading the news lads
Islamocaust when?
>>75638061
Are you kidding? This is brilliant for May. Nobody would vote for Corbyn post terrorism
>>75638061
Why did he shave his head?
>>75637997
phwoar
>>75638030
allri, fanboy for 9 inches of nerd?
>>75638055
how can you stop a seemingly random attack like this though
It would be hard as there wouldn't have to be much planning
>>75638068
>Not using an SKS
>>75638062
Nazbol combines Nazism and Communism
>>75637904
Why were all the victims white lads?
I thought we lived in a tolerant modern society
if only you tweeted more hashtags, put more flowers on this pile etc then you could have stopped this. love is stronger than hate.
>>75638096
Rasheeds can only drive automated cars
>>75638068
>not solely using the SKS
>>75638073
Salman Abedi was an active member of an ISIS forum
>>75638076
yes it's almost as if there's an ongoing manhunt for terrorists in our capital
bizarre that people would care
>>75638075
ah yes nice source
>>75638043
We came to laugh at the absolute state of your country. Especially after you bullied us.
>>75638092
Rude will put my willy in your bum though x
>>75638010
that's a lot of cars
>>75638096
you don't prevent things like this directly
the real issue is foreign policy
>>75637881
you forgot >known to police
You know, if rorkes weren't so fucking racist to Muslims none of this would have happened
AH YES A DOUBLE ATTACK VERY LIKELY TO BE RANDOM WHITES
FUCK SAKE
#GetTheFuckingPakisOut
Can we get this trending?
WE NEED TO HANG THE TERRORISTS BY THEIR NECKS FROM LONDON BRIDGE TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE WORLD WE WONT BE FUCKED WITH
>>75638096
>random
>literally all in london
>>75638087
started balding innit
>1 bridge closes
>everything shuts down
ah yes
>>75638078
>a white van hit a number of pedestrians
White supremacy is the problem.
>>75638122
i never bully swedes :(
HOWLING
ABSOLUTELY SCREECHING
>>75638105
if only more of the lads had voiced their opinions on /brit/ about muslims
woulda been stopped
>>75638117
idk my mate who i'm chatting to is on the bbc website or something and mentioned it
it was two people went into a restaurant and stabbed random people, apparently one of them was a little girl
>>75638139
screaming. hope this stupid bitch gets raped by a paki
>>75638139
Plot twist: White muslim
ACTION ON THE BBC AS POLICE DIRECT TRAFFIC
>>75638139
cor
>>75638139
lefties are fucking mentally ill
this bitch has been brainwashed into oblivion
>>75638013
it actually went pretty well, i picked him up in my car and we just talked non stop for 4 hours, by the end we thought we could just save the gobby for another time cos we're defo seeing each other again. might be the first time i met a guy off grindr and didnt atleast get a gobby, we snogged tho :3
tinder is trash for me, both girls and guys on there seem nuts
Why are terrorist attacks escalating now?
>>75638114
so?
you don't have to browse an isis forum to be a terrorist
you can literally plan things on the fly in a vehicle
no amount of spying will stop that
rather than waste resources on invading the personal privacy of private citizens, we should simply not be interfering in the middle east
(though it's probably too late for that)
>>75638160
literally virtue signalling
did i say severe? whoops we're back to critical rofl
>>75638156
Are you new to the country?
Traffic is A L W A Y S fucked in central.
I drove there at 2am and still got a traffic jam
>looks at the sundial
>nods me head like pic related
>gathers up me m8s
It's time, lads
>kneels down, prostated, facing Mecca
>>75638139
jesus fuck
>>75638086
you said that last time
>>75638001
Because of religious radicalism.
>>75638072
the new leader who was on the Daily Politics a fortnight ago actually didn't sound too bad.
>>75638149
yes but what he means is that if all you need for a terror attack is a car and an impulsive thought, its v difficult to catch people
with bombs and stuff you have the chance to catch them buying the ingredients or constructing the device, but theres potentially less than 5 seconds of preptime for a car attack
going to do something i should have done a long time ago
*changes facebook profile pic to a photo of london bridge*
>>75638122
Who the fuck from here bullies Swedes? You sure you aren't thinking of the Yanks?
>>75638186
Because they know we'll do nothing but lay flowers and retaliate with love
>>75638186
islam is trying to take over
>>75638206
True though innit
>>75638183
FONT
so is there any actual news or are you twats just assuming things
>>75638199
talks but does fuck all really
>>75638186
People probably see how easy it is and get inspired to do one themselves
hate rorkes
love rasheeds
>>75638139
needs her neck stamping on stupid cunt
And now, the funnies
at last the manny reaction was natural and spontaneous. why are londoners so fake
>>75638237
https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/871128438593253376
>>75638223
This 2bh. Tories have always done well on issues of security.
hmmmm yes quite like all the benefits importing pakis has brought to the UK
such as low skilled labour
which could be gotten from literally any other poor cunt
>Crying about pakis and muzzos on your Mongolian basket weaving forum is somehow making more of a difference than a teenage girl changing her profile picture on Facebook to the latest "I stand with ______" trend
Lol
>>75638223
I believe he has made gains since the last attack
>>75638237
is google broken you dense fuck?
*unsheaths katana*
heh, big mistake muzzies
*transports to London in a flurry of cape flapping and eviscerates every brown man in sight*
>>75638183
thats cute to hear
gl with all that mate
>>75638186
day before manchester tribute concert
sends a message, dunnit
>>75638237
We're assuming things but it's obviously a rasheed
>>75638237
yeah I'm sure it's just a drunk driver or something :)
London bridge used to be peng
They demolished it to make some ugly bollocks
kill all muslims desu lads
So this is gonna be our life now
https://twitter.com/ConsentNo/status/871133685361364993
Out for a bite to eat on a Saturday night
breaking news is that they were going around exclusively slitting people's throats
could be a high death count
>>75638159
>>75638219
Maybe I am mistaken. Goodbye.
>>75638186
Ramadan
>>75638237
>assuming
ah yes lets just assume a white male did something wrong
couldn't possibly be a rasheed
it's a tory false flag
mummy knows she's on the ropes
>news describes the men as being 'of Mediterranean origin'
They really say absolutely anything but the dreaded M-word won't they.
>>75638275
That'd be rape central these days
/brit/ is boring now. going to do a wank and wait for all this to blow over
>>75638237
Nothing yet. It's like Manchester the police have gotten much better at verifying information and passing it onto the news channels once its been proven
islamism aside, I'm surprised vehicular terrorism has only picked up recently
>>75638289
phwoar
>>75638304
t*rks
>>75638264
Nah, ignore the polls. Momentum are rigging them
>>75638281
Average night in the bigg market 2bh mate
>>75638282
Are they literally just handing their jugular to these paki cunts?
>>75638304
>Mediterranean origin
he's here!
shouldnt have created israel
shouldnt have supported the US invasion of iraq
shouldnt have supported the US invasion of afghanistan
shouldnt have ousted Gaddafi
xx
>>75638304
ah those pesky italians at it again i see
Two biggest mistakes in the history of mankind:
>Women's Suffrage
>"Human Rights"
Prove me wrong.
what;s borough market like at night?
>>75637962
Good lad
Drinking scotch and watching terrorism
I'm sticking it to the rasheeds with my drinking
>>75638281
christ on a bike
>they dismantled the 2nd London bridge in 1967 and sent it to America to be rebuilt
fascinating
>>75638340
they probably arrived from italy tbf
>>75638126
[literally blocks thy cock]
hehe, nice try lad. better luck next time
>>75638304
You mean Muzzie MacMudslime, my Scottish ancestor?
>>75638318
Ok, but I really have to leave after this one.
>>75638315
They're not known for being very clever
>>75638343
Islam
>>75638281
That guy at 0:38 is about to be arrested for racism
>be british
>become parts and parcel
>>75638293
>who was anders breivik
>>75638339
ah but I didn't support any of that
(neither did most people in this country)
sins of the father are not the sins of the son
>>75638304
Feckin Greeks
ah yes can't even go outside to do anything because without getting blown up by some useless brown cunt from a desert cult
Which party supports concentration camps? asking for a friend
>>75638304
Fucking Cypriots at it again
>>75638364
been there lol
>>75638367
Mean :(
>Alan Shabat Al-Algeri is believed to have committed at least one of the attacks in London
Get this trending!!
>>75638339 +
shouldn't have colonized, looted, raped, and plundered the whole world
So what's happening now?
>>75638281
>that bloke at 0:38
>>75638281
>>75638361
the life of a londoner
>>75638339
wb brown girls
https://twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/871129741352476672
HATE pakis
HATE islam
Wonder what ethnicity they are lads
Do you think they could be somewhere that's not natively British?
>>75638344
explosive
>>75638186
cos they realised you can hit people with cars now and there's not much to prevent it. it's really inefficient at killing people but the reporting gets the same fever-pitch
Absolutely screeching that the London mayor is Muslim
Lmao
>>75638315
pakis culturally appropriated it from whites
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_attack_on_the_Dutch_royal_family
>>75638339
good post
bigger problem is saudi arabia though
the tories fund them
Good morning
Are you ok? Britainese
>>75638364
It actually is fascinating. Didn't know the old London Bridge now stands in a retiree town in the desert in Arizona.
Wish I was allowed to carry a handgun or even a knife.
>>75637997
More?
this is like a Sadiq Khan wet dream
reckon i can order a pizza or will the dominos fella judge me for it?
>FUCKING MUSLIM CUNTS
oh wow bit strong
bet it was those bloody methodists again
>BREAKING 3 "Mediterranean" men emerged from van, began stabbing people with "long knives"
ah yes the mediterranean men
>>75638375
Willies, boners, cocks, balls and asses.
whats the conservative equivalent to the Guardian
>>75638432
Yeah thanks for asking sweetie x
>>75638432
no lol send help
how the fuck do you even get in the mindset to kill innocent people
mental
>>75638459
The sun?
>>75638441
he's really shaping london into his image of a leading capital city
would beg for someone to shank me if i '''''''''lived'''''''' in the Runt trap that is London desu
Can we please not talk about the London attack
It's boring and there are other boards for that
Let's talk about slags and memes
>>75638438
same
the globalists have taken our weapons so we can't fight the upcoming islamic invasion
we can do nothing to defend ourselves
https://twitter.com/footballgossiph/status/871128670332735492
"fucking Muslim cunts"
>>75638459
the telegraph
>>75638395
roadkill
>>75638378
britain is the single biggest reason for the quagmire the middle-east is in
look at what you did in iran, look at what you did to the ottomans and the arabs, having them betray each other and then fuck over both, look at saddam hussein, at gaddafi, now at assad
honestly, the fact that britain is now becoming a warzone is karma to the max
>>75638432
i am safe, and my anime is safe
Sad that "only" 6 casualties isn't even enough to interest me anymore.
>>75638448
Libya is mediterranean
>>75638469
>mental
You said it la
>>75638445
Order from the one near London bridge la
>>75638448
they came from a boat on the mediterranean
>>75638469
step 1: be muslim
that's it
>>75638469
religion makes people do evil things
>>75638434
I think there's even surviving blocks of the 1st bridge somewhere
Not even sad to be honest
I know my sisters fine so whatever at this stage. We'll see the same love in as always then go back to pretending everything is fine.
>>75638432
north east here
i'm alreet pet
>>75638339
should leave the Soviets running things in the 'stan, to be quite frank. Supporting the Mujahideen started all this but NOOO, Communism was the greater evil so the rabid, raving mad muzzies needed 'murican weapons (!)
>>75638469
>kuffar
>innocent
>>75638448
not really breaking >>75636905
>>75637918
no, this is
next crusade starting in 10 mins lads
get your gear on and join me in Hull
dont worry lads, GCHQ knew about the attack, so its fine
>>75638493
shame
>>75638529
Live in Sunderland right now but I have to move to London soon.
Bit concerned 2bh
>>75638459
the 'chon
qu'est-ce qu'il y a à rajouter
tu t'es cassée
je m'en fous
je te hais...
>>75638139
stupid cunt, BWEEEEEEE
incident in vauxhaul area too
>>75638486
>it's not muslims
what are these people being fed?
>>75638489
No it isn't, you dumb Dutch faggot. Either open a book (and stop snorting /pol/-tier shite history like it's coke) or stay in your containment generals.
>>75638530
>Supporting the Mujahideen started all this
it goes back a bit further
saudi arabia/qatar and their insane wealth thanks to oil combined with their salafist ideology started it all
It must be tiring for lefties to have to come up with a long stoic post about being strong and united every time a terrorist attack happens. Especially so soon after a previous one
>>75638548
good post
>>75638551
Lived here my entire life and I've never even been mugged
>>75638545
so who was that? need to see the anime
does anyone here like the neptunia franchise
>>75638448
damn greeks, attacking people with shish-kebab sticks
Another one, in Vauxhall
Unless that's the car that hit people, wahey
>>75638281
>actually defending muslims while you're literally in the middle of being attacked by muslims
England is dead
incident in tottenham too i just read
failsworth is the safest part of the country
BAN ISLAM
https://twitter.com/Alanfisher100/status/871130205917777920
>"fucking muslim cunts"
>"Oh shut up you fucking idiot, it's not the muslims."
>>75638557
the people on the bridge were french....
This bloke is some lad
Tanks in 30 minutes
Need a bf desu
Fucking hell, now it's THREE incidents
>>75638160
>paki goes over
>rapes her
heh
3rd incident in vauxhall
wtf
NOT THE FUCKING MEDITERRANEANS AGAIN
got 30 quid, what game should I buy that I can play with integrated graphics
incident in Shroxhall
>Fucking hell, now it's THREE incidents
>>75638522
>This pedestrian alcove, now in Victoria Park, Tower Hamlets, is one of the surviving fragments of the old London Bridge that was demolished in 1831. A similar alcove from the same source can be seen at the Guy's Campus of King's College London.
And of course some absolute CUNTS have covered it in graffiti. Makes you wish you lived in a country where they cut peoples' hands off for graffiti.
BBC now saying there's an incident in Vauxhall...
And don't forget the British tendency to fuck Europe over. You fucked us over many times too.
So am I sad? No, I'd be lying. As a matter of fact, if you were to sink in the sea, then I'd cry. But those would be tears of happiness.
Britain is the single greatest force of evil in history, and it feels good to watch it decline by the day.
>>75638586
>I've never even been mugged
you seem proud of that
>london
>>75638580
>"Old" London Bridge (1209-1831)[edit]
thats an old bridge
Incident in shoreditch
>BBC on about a third incident
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
JUS
LATEST
reports of loud explosions in borough market
3 knifemen from london bridge are still on the loose
>>75638281
>FUCKING MUSLIM CUNTS!
>don't shout that you idiot, it's not muslims
How the fuck can someone be so deluded?
THIRD INCIDENT IN THE VAUXHALL AREA
>>75638573
good post, ban Qatari propaganda (al-Jazeera)
Incident in High Wycombe
>THREE INCIDENTS
>three drunk, probably white men, crashed in england
gee what are the chances?
STRING OF ATTACKS CONFIRMED
This is it, boys. This is the one that turns it all around.
>3rd incident
ah yes the drunk white man has clearly lost the plot lads
he must've just had too much to drink and he cant be stopped
incident in putney lads
LADS ITS HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>75634228
If we don't hear from any of you lads, we will understand.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHKEKEKEKEKEKE
3rd event in vauxhall
had a nice evening this evening
hahahah the absolute state of england, scotland, wales and northen ireland
the van was a vauxhall?!
incident in clapham junction. my bollcoks
>>75638659
>he types in english
FOURTH INCIDENT IN VOLKSWAGEN AREA
>>75638462
>>75638463
>>75638493
thats good.
i'm happy now because britainese are safe.
>>75638689
they said that about manchester when they targeted little girls
>>75638659
go to bed mehdi
>>75638624
same
>>75638681
tim livestream after 2 more camera test videos
Incident in Soho
>>75638681
incident in Milton Keynes
4th incident will be me letting out a gigantic fart and taking the whole of Greater Manchester with me
fifth incident confirmed in peugeot
pretty good effort from the pakis it seems
>>75636934
>>75636934
>>75636934
waste not lest ye be wasted
>>75638728
Where do you draw the fucking line?
This is exciting telly 2bh
muzzies hit with the triple threat....what's the counter???
fifth incident on my bollocks
>>75638754
Was just about to make this joke actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaZhZ22OnIo
ISIS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER LONDON
>>75638733
Wanna go out x
>>75638727
:) thanks lad
>>75638754
would actually love for that place to be bombed to oblivion tbqh
INCIDENT IN CHEADLE
When will you realize that the only way to stop the attacks is reprisals.
also this
>>75638141
haha what's going on lads
>>75639061
say it frenchie, say chowdah