You could have stopped this edition
im a rorke
>>75637813
>orders a pizza, gets it delivered
>instead of a pizza guy they send 3 isis members working for the pizza place
>they torture and kill you on a hacked skynews internet stream
>first showing of isis attack people where they fear it the most - in their own homes
need a bf to cuddle with under the duvet while we hide from the terrorists xx
>>75637888
Can't ditch the Hitch
/cum/ thread
honestly being a terrorist isn't as bad as being white
BBBBRRRRRRR
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BBBBRRRRRRR
please someone post the picardy that starts with the crimean war and ends with britain becoming a pakistani colony
think it'd be particularly apt these days x
https://twitter.com/Alanfisher100/status/871130205917777920
night out with the lads in london, only had to get down on the ground due to islamist terror attack once
>>75638070
fuuuuuck
thats so scary
>>75638070
Think of the stories for the lads though eh
>incident in london
don't care, those cucks voted in a muslim mayor
deserve everything that happens to them
whys this thread so slow did they bomb the power grid in britain or something?
pls guys keep posting
>>75638303
youre in the wrong one
Love being an important person
At least there isn't a terrorist attack in the EU this time.
>be british
>get terrorised
maybe now you'll stop meddling in other countries affairs! I won't hold my breath though, anglos are incapable of keeping to themselves
>we live in a world where UKIP and the BNP, the only parties with a chance of saving us, are unelectable
fuck this
>>75638641
Vote SNP
>all knife attacks
SO fucking happy we dont have Yank-style gunlaws
>INCIDENT IN VAUXHALL
>THIRD INCIDENT
>INCIDENT IN VAUXHALL
>THIRD INCIDENT
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>Love is always the answer. Never hate. Never retaliation. Never conflict. Love. London, you are MY city. Stay safe. #Londonbridge
it FUCKING writes itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY PLEASE LEAVE THE AREA
>3 separate incidents
ah yes
Want a bit more information 2bh
sister isn't answering her phone
hope she's getting boned by some chad and hasn't been rammavanned
>>75638641
>@SavageBomber
WE DIDN'T POST ENOUGH HASHTAGS
THOSE FUCKING MEDITERRANEANS AT IT AGAIN
south london has gentrified so much it is now the target of terror attacks
10th incident in solihull
you just couldnt let manny have this one could you
fucking london
heptarchy when
INCIDENT IN WHITLEY BAY
(not really the north east isn't a paki shithole haha)
Someone arrested live on Sky jej
Looks brown to me
feelin a bit guilty i ordered the pizza now lads
6th incident in Skoda lads
>they keep saying white van because it sounds like white man
very subtle
LONDON IS FINISHED
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Bit scared lads, I live very close to Vauxhall. Locked myself in my bedroom, hope this is over soon (the terrorist incidents, not my life).
Remember, if it's someone brown, they were a lone wolf and totally not Muslim
If they were white, it's yet more proof that white people need to be executed en-mass
dont care
Mum's gone turbororke over this. Calling for public executions.
I really hope this is the final straw.
incident in SEAT
was going to go to bed but guess I'll have a cup of tea and watch the happening
>>75638830
Get yourself armed m8
>3 attacks
ah yes
Those "white men" who crashed the van must've got rowdy lads. Clearly wasnt a muslim.
7th incident in limited edition fiesta
incident in elephant and castle, many dead after black man with acne opens fire on shopping precinct
>be british
>car crash happens
>first thought is terrorism
seems like a coordinated attack. how did all our police and army miss this
>orchestrated series of attacks to take over a city
Could've come straight out of a Batman movie.
Tears in my eyes thinking about all the wonderful muslims that will receive undeserved hate after this event
Unironically was planning to go out with a guy from /brit/ but he stopped responding when i said we could go out to Vauxhall
wonder if he knew summat i didnt...
>>75638552
There was an "explosion" in Turin earlier.
a bin just got kicked over in sunderland
THIS IS WHAT BREVICK TRIED TO WARN US ABOUT
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
no death counts yet
must be relatively minor attacks desu
>>75638867
>This 100% happened but all the evidence is all gone
ah yes
>>75638890
currently 3 ongoing attack sites, witness reports that the van backed up and then hit more pedestrians
>>75638908
omg are you the guy who talked to the guy about the saturday night gay bar thing
>>75638894
you can plan terrorist attacks without the power of the internet
gchq is a bit shit without electronics involved
>>75638898
a man has tripped over in worksop
Welp, more than one dead at london bridge
What are we betting on?
>>75638915
breveik caused this
>>75638870
With what? A butter knife?
lefty /lol/ really have no fucking right to stay here anymore at this point.
going to cause an incident in /brit/ if this doesnt stop
We're literally at war, lads
Normies will deny this
>>75638870
But don't forget to bin that knife.
some harsh words were said outside a chippy in glasgow lads
reckon it could kick off here
be safe
>>75638898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-r_v08ieA
>>75638932
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
>>75638894
too busy tracking down people ordering weed off the darkweb
>leftypol
lol
>>75638923
search for the screenshots you leftypol dickhead
>>75638929
yes
i wanted to go to the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, my fav gay bar
BAN ASSAULT VANS
>>75638912
Just outside wok n go? x
A THIRD HAPPENING
NOT A GOOD NIGHT FOR BRITBONGS
BREXIT came 20 years too late
I don't care if it's factually accurate or not, nut I ROARED at those
>We're literally at war, lads
>>75638949
we've been at war 2bh
coalition forces have been bombing these guys at home regularly for a long time now
>>75638930
how did police work before internet you fucking mong
*drives a van into /brit/*
honk honk
peace coming through
anime
>>75638985
fuck off porridge
>>75638977
>gay
shame you didn't go
>>75638916
>More than one fatality - police
that narrows it down
>>75638912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBGYGYiLgfU
>>75638974
oh fuck off you easily triggered Rorke twat. Lefty /pol/ isn't even a thing it's just baiting braindead cunts like you
ISIS ARE STAGING THEIR TAKEOVER OF LONDON
THEY ARE CALLING ALL MUSLIMS TO COME OUT ONTO THE STREETS AND KILL RANDOM PEOPLE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Better arm yourselves with guns, lads. Oh wait ...
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHKEKEKEKEKEKE HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>75638946
>Not at least having a sharp knife of some sort
I've got a kukhri, gurkha style
Roaming packs of pintmen have purportedly began smashing pint glasses against mosques all over north london
>>75638977
walked past mny times but still not been in rly wana go tho especially as peopel keep threating it closing
NEEED a feminine bf
>>75639004
Shit anime
>>75638912
blockading my windows as we speak
>>75638886
I got rid of my acne about 2 years ago
>>75639002
well before we had internet we had telephones and the IRA were polite enough to call before they'd blow some place up
just one man with a knife, a van - and a dream
>be londoner
>woken up at the crack of dawn by the islamic call to prayer
>shuffle out of your tiny flat
>get accosted by somalis on the street
>arrive at work
>get abused by muslim customers all day long
>go to subway for lunch
>narrowly avoid being run over
>can't eat bacon or ham in there because of the halal regulations
>finish work
>get on a cramped bus with 20 different languages being spoken
>get called by your landlord mr noseberg
>spend 60% of your paycheck on rent
>get a chest disease due to the air pollution
>can't find a hospital bed because of overpopulation and government cuts
>forced to sell everything you own to pay for special healthcare
>>75639019
source?
It's so hard to care
>>75639005
Excuse me ?
>>75639019
sure it happened
Going to bed
When I wake up I expect 100 dead and more incidents around London to have occurred
oh and of course #notallmuslims
>>75639045
brings a tear to your eye when you think about it
>>75638894
>how did all our police and army miss this
They didn't. Armed police were on the scene in 2 minutes
London is literally a mini police state, with armed forces masquerading as "police" officers on every corner just waiting for the next cultural enrichment.
Leftypol, it's time for you to leave.
Nobody wants to see your faces here any more
>>75639015
get to fuck leftypol
this isn't a time for your cuck politics we are under attack
this is WAR
some paki and his mates probably planned this out in their shitty council flats
>>75639020
neither could the terrorists though
would have been much worse if they could have
>tfw tucked up in bed in the middle of London and comfy as fuck
>>75639020
worked well with orlando and san bernardino didn't it
>>75639031
yeah its really good
saturday is the best night for a newb, its called Duckie and they always have some decent cabaret on
>>75639019
But whom are Muslims supposed to kill in London?
sixth incident in rorkeshire
>>75638912
>>75638883
fantastic posts
This is all tony blairs fault
tim warned us about delivery vans, and we mocked him, we laughed at him
why didnt we learn?
I'm going to be one of the "whitehall officials" soon
I'm wanting to work in crisis response like this 2bh
>BRITONS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER WILL BE SLAVES!
Might I interject?
INCIDENT IN CHEADLE!
>>75639045
>just one man with a knife, a van - and a dream
>>75638932
>>75639091
btw i'm not gay is that still ok
>>75638939
White genocide at 8/5
>>75639073
2 minutes late you spastic
they're supposed to pride themselves on preventing attacks
>>75639045
One man had a van and a dream, what happens next will bring you to tears!
>>75639000
Most of the terrorists we've had recently are British. They grew up here experienced all the freedom and peace civilized people had then decided it's a much better idea if this country turned into a shithole like the one their parents fled decades ago.
built like a panzer tank
send me over to pakistan to sort the muzzies out
>>75639034
its a good anime and a good episode
>>75639092
polish
Incident in hartlepool
One monkey hanged
what's going on
>>75639114
i guess but you should probably go with a gay friend
hope vauxhall lad is ok
>London is literally a mini police state, with armed forces masquerading as "police" officers on every corner just waiting for the next cultural enrichment.
IT'S TIME TO START NAMING THE 'SHEED
IF YOU ARE STILL KEEPING YOUR VIEWS PRIVATE AND TOWING THE NORMIE LINE WHEN SPEAKING TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM
>>75639114
just pretend, homosexuality isn't actually real
5th incident in plymouth
capn jaspers currently besieged by two janners armed with pasties
>>75639108
>small town in Staffordshire
seems suspicious...............hmm
>tfw starting to dislike my religion/religious folk a bit
Stop it brit REEEEEE
Whats going on in High Wycombe?
I'd shoot at a tapas restaurant too 2bh, terrible food
incident in chipping norton, three reported dead
ban white vans
rorke btfo
>>75639124
TOP 10 MUSLIM ATTACKS 2017 - CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHO MADE THE CUT
>My dear Muslim brothers and sisters in the UK, I stand with you tonight and every night in friendship and patriotism. #LondonBridge
Goddammit, these fucking people
>>75639131
>completely empty beach
hate this sort of idealism since the real world is a crowded shithole
>>75639148
so me and another straight would be a rip?
>>75639142
islam has activated the sleeper cells
they are all currently travelling from bradford to london in a convoy to take over parliament
>>75639165
Rasheeds OUT
>>75639112
the worst part is there is absolutely nothing that can be done to solve this. This is just what it's like in Britain now. Yes, all these terrorists are Muslim but they're also born, raised and breeding here. There's nothing that can realistically be done.
lefties will get what they deserve on the day of the rope
i will personally hang as many of the fuckers as i can
i'm actually embarrassed at Britain, and i say that as a non Brit, non white.
You people are a shame to your ancestors.
>>75639165
paki cunt
>>75639087
orlando didn't happen 5+ times in under a month and guns aren't allowed in bars and clubs
>>75639168
The Wasps are buzzin' back home
>>75639197
Rude :(
>>75638817
You in Whitley, lad?
>>75639181
Ironically it isn't officially muslims, lefties are just assuming it is.
nuclear missile targeted straight for cheadle, MSM fabricated all the attacks in london to distract from this, please spread
>>75638817
>>75639237
More like SHITley bay
Why don't they just shoot the terrorists?
oh wait
>lefties will get what they deserve on the day of the rope
>i will personally hang as many of the fuckers as i can
jupiter just left of the moon tonight
WE NEED TO TAKE BACK OUR GUNS
>>75639203
Recolonialize Africa and ship them to internment camps there while exploiting their natural resources.
>>75639074
>implying uncle joe wouldn't fix this
>>75638828
Holy shit.
>>75639126
because we allow thousands of mosques to be built and saudi arabia sends over terrorists clerics to radicalize them, and nobody gives a shit. there's too many of them here to moderate now, just need to start sending them all back
COUNTER ATTACK LADS
someone just stepped on a lego in newcastle
>>75639203
investigate and control the mosques
stop funding muslim organisations
>>75639126
So they're "British"
https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/871135279729561600
>>75639252
They have done at London Bridge. Londons full of armed police right now
>turning on your own people in light of this
shame on you, rorke
That's Comrade Corbyn gone then
>>75639220
If we did what needed to be done your kind would kick off crying and whining so you can shove your affected superiority up your twat.
BREAKING: incident in manchester, little monkey fella gets into a van
Time to break out the love guns
VIDEO
https://twitter.com/LiamPLEdwards1/status/871137326336020481
Police confirm more than one fatality on London Bridge
Police confirm more than one fatality on London Bridge
Police confirm more than one fatality on London Bridge
Police confirm more than one fatality on London Bridge
Police confirm more than one fatality on London Bridge
Police confirm more than one fatality on London Bridge
>>75639285
she will be the first on the end of my sword when the day comes
>>75639229
no shit, how does one incident happen 5 times. far more people died in that than any terror attack this decade in the UK btw
FOURTH HAPPENING
>FOURTH HAPPENING
FOURTH HAPPENING
>FOURTH HAPPENING
my pizza delivery man is late
>>75639285
That woman genuinely baffles me 2bh
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN, AY LADS
>>75639203
Massacre them
need more knife control
>>75639253
when jezza starts recruiting for his secret police i am literally gonna clean you rorkes out
>>75639196
should I text my british fuckbuddy in london to tell him to stay safe?
muslims are the symptom
leftism is the disease
race war soon
>>75639307
Fat lad
i'm mad as hell, and i'm not going to take this any more
will be doing a write-in vote for the BNP
Rude but true
>>75639292
Always kill a traitor before an enemy.
How many of you filthy British bastards died then?
>>75639307
RELIGION OF PEACE
It's gonna be like the troubles again or our own Algerian war isn't it?
>>75639165
become a bizarro rorkesheed lad
>>75639307
aaaaaaaaand it's muslims
>>75639285
She looks swedish.
>>75639204
why do none of these people who are rioting think to wear helmets?
burnt toast reported in carlisle
>>75639295
sure as hell ain't happening, i'll get another 5 brits both men and women telling me tomorrow they know it's nothing to do with my people and that it's an isolated incident.
cuck nation, so weak. sad!
Dunno why but I find terrorist time on here to be kind of comy
>>75639307
jesus lads
these terrorists could be any one of us, mad.
everybody stick to the plan
>>75639319
she has the a.d.d.
in the 2010s theyre doing strings of 2-3 attacks at a time
in the 2020s theyll be up to 30-40 attack per day, hundreds of attacks per week
if you still have no problem with islam being in our country then I'm afraid there is no hope for you
you will die along with your muslim friends
>>75639285
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-40147014
this is a really GTA world
I often did the same play with GTA.
I may be qualify to become a Muslim :-/
One cow fell over in shropshire
>fucking muslims cunts
based lad in the pub
>fucking muslim cunts
screeching
>>75639381
Cool story Pakifag.
Sky News just played the "Fucking Muslim cunts" clip without censoring it
fancy a maccies
For fucks sake, lads. Does this shit really have to happen just 2 weeks before I have to go to Heathrow?
>>75636934
who's that dude in the background?
>>75639391
ill stick with "stop, drop and roll" thank you
>FUCKIN MUSLIM CUNTS
>"dont shout that u stupid fucking idiot"
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Can of special brew tipped over in Glasgow lads
MY POLICY PROPOSALS
>sanction Saudi Arabia, Qatar and all other states that sponsor Wahhabism
>immediate deportation of all known Islamists
>ban any civilian movement to or from the Middle East
>ban on any new Mosques being built
>work with Assad/SDF to defeat ISIS
>desegregate Islamic enclaves
>shut down all Islamic scools
I SAID IM MAD AS HELL
AND IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>>75639293
Probably not to be honest. This is all happening under the Tories watch. I'm not even voting labour myself though.
>>75639126
That's because they're all second generation immigrants.
2nd generation immigrants are always totally fucked up because they have no identity and cling to an idealised version of the host culture of the country they've never even set foot in.
They don't fit into the native white British culture because they hate it and think its degenerate, and they don't fit into their culture back home because they don't speak the language natively or have half the cultural upbringing.
Since they don't fit in they go really extreme to cling to "muh heritage" and this strange extreme version of what they think Muslims are supposed to be. Ironically when they go back to their "homeland" that they've never even set foot in the locals think they're nutcases. They end up easily radicalised.
Pakistanis for example think that British-Pakistanis are fucking nutcases.
>>75639391
fuck this shit
give me a gun a let me at the smelly curry eating wog cunts
think the dog was barking at the neighbours dog
failsworth can really scary at times
>When your religion is such shit that even buddhists start hating it.
ffs lads, just got rid of my 'We stand with Manchester' facebook profile pic filter, and now I've got to change it again to a London one?
Fucking inconsiderate terrorists, could've at least done it at a later date...
>>75639413
>>75639414
>>75639419
Fucking hell based
>>75639431
>dude
fuck off americanised dumb runt
if only Corbyn was there to open dialogue with the terrorists
>>75639310
>>75639316
>/pol/ formatting
kill yourselves
SO fucking glad at times like this I live in a Gamma city
https://twitter.com/ffsRashfxrd/status/871139759741128704
>>75639467
tim and kev both say dude
>>75639435
>lefties preaching their drivel in the middle of an islamic terror attack
couldn't make this up
Fucking pakis are at it again
>>75639307
It's been removed by the fucking PC crybaby people at Twitter already
>>75639292
lefties aren't white
>>75639457
>gif
fuck off
>>75639314
You've had 3 today with no body count announced yet so I suppose we'll see.
49 died in Orlando. 22 at Ariana Grande, several at the parliament bridge, etc.
>>75639493
GOOD post
Stop radicalisation in prisons
>>75639448
self defence with a firearm is illegal, they'll tell you this at any gun club, if you buy a gun for the purpose of self defence you'll get a visit from the police
>>75639485
He's a big guy
>>75639165
FOPT
>>75639456
S A V E U S B U D D H A B R O
>>75639488
one is mentally ill and one is irish
>>75639485
o_o
>>75639485
How impolite to bother peaceful citizens already in their bedrobes.
>>75639485
the fuck is happening here
I'm kind of laughing at this point
Dunno why really
>>75639293
>terror at an all time high under may
>better vote for may
absolute state of cucks
Plan A has failed, employ Plan B!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qWJsWY-wrs
>>75639511
not once they blow his fucking head off
ask muslims to complete a questionaire before the engine starts
>>75639507
think we're past this point
this is a war now
it's shoot or be shot
>>75639485
>suspect
ah yes that must be him
case closed lads no need for a trial
Islam has literally saved UKIP
reckon they'll actually get a few seats in parliament now
anyone else fancy a maccies then
gf just sent me this
huge if true
No shit
what the FUCK is going on in London
glad I live in Somerset
>>75639441
Agreed
>>75639444
Agreed
I'm 4th gen BTW
>>75639529
>>75639544
muslims should be shot on sight. you're lucky they are even giving him a trial
>>75639485
ahh yes, the mediterranean fellow
>>75639485
Is that someone's fucking head?
bnp surge?
HOW DO I TELL IF MY DOMINOS PIZZA ORDER HAS BEEN CANCELLED?
the 'pizza tracker' just reset to step 1 suddenly but i havent had any emails or phone calls or nuthin
https://twitter.com/SteveBlogs1/status/871140101040091136
>>75639562
I thought your bastard dad was fresh off the boats
>capital city is essentially a police state
>still can't hold any of this back
state of our police lads
fuck everyone congratulating them on twitter
>>75639542
no it's shoot and get arrested by the police, or better yet never get a gun in the first place because GCHQ have every post you've made here tracked
meme idea: "So I told Ahmed to drive a van into a crowd of people on London Bridge...he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!"
Don't know who I hate more; muslims or the lefties that make us put up with this
Just heard someone frantically knocking on nextdoor neighbours door
I live literally 2 mins walk from Vauxhall underground station
there are NO EXCUSES for killing people
I DONT CARE if your fucking imaginary sky friend told you to
>>75639572
The fuck are you looking at? Clearly it isn't.
>>75639572
hmmm.. does look really strange
Your country is such a fucking hellhole
>>75639457
>j*wbook
back to kankernet.com, normiefag
>>75639586
ring them maybe you dense cunt
>>75639485
>"DON'T BLAME THE MUSLIMS!!"
>2017
>feeling more secure living comfy in Belfast than if I was living on mainland
what a time to be alive
>>75639586
is your local dominos in london? then it's redirected to the victims
doing a poo
@gchq
>>75639593
Yeah
But my mum and her dad were born here
>>75639586
hmmmm let me have a look
*doesn't look at anything*
nah looks fine to me mate
>>75639542
no he's right, you won't get a license if you say it's for self defence and if the local firearms officer is a cunt he might be anal about future applications too
>>75639595
fuck off leftypol
as soon as I get my gun I'm coming for you first
Deport their entire families if one is found guilty
Tax payers shouldn't have to lay for their time in prison
>>75639619
9000 people are killed by guns every year in the US
>>75639160
Classic lad. Heading down unions now
>>75639614
Then what is it clearly?
>>75639627
yh its the maida vale one
>>75639623
phone is on 2% dont wanna waste it
>>75639626
norn is still a war torn shithole on a higher alert than britain desu
hey, reviewbrahs jewish cousin is on tv
>>75639647
Deport them where?
>>75639626
made a post similar to this earlier on
how's it going other belfast lad
Doing a wank
Btw gchq, this post is not to be taken seriously, I'm just joking.
>paki news anchor on BBC
Ah yes, very good.
>>75639662
A jumper or something, you tit.
https://twitter.com/SirJadeja/status/871140168568193025
hope they arrest that racist bigot xx
so whats going on in london then
just woke up x
>>75639655
Yes and 8000 of them had it coming
>>75639626
It's starting to leak here now. Apparently there's a Morrison's with a halal section here now. DUP could come out tomorrow and say they're shutting the border and I reckon they'd even pull nationalist voters.
>>75639627
redirected to the oppressed muslims actually
how do we protect ourselves against attack muslims without guns?
>>75639647
Bring
Back
Beheading
My 3B policy will be central to my manifesto when running for UKIP
>>75639607
Rich coming from someone living in a country which has a history of slaughtering innocent people all over the world for profit
Me and the lads after a heavy night lol x
>>75639681
Earth
Central Asian folk music is fuckin sick brah
>>75639681
float them out in a boat, not their problem
>>75639605
no way
update us if you can if you're being evacuated
in fact, get off the computer and get your shit together if you do get evacuated 2bh
>>75639507
Self defence with a firearm is legal. Owning a firearm for the purpose of self defence is not. Big difference.
really wish they'd do some reporting on vauxhall and borough market
said last year they would have a pop at manchester and when manchester happened said it will probably be london next
whoops don't mind me gchq, i'm unironically a white supremacist so nothing to see here
>>75639691
3 terror attacks in 1 night
body count not yet announced, situation ongoing
>live in the north
>have this one mate whose dad is a full on corbyn unions socialist type
>he's the exact same as his dad
>won't stop going on about how beneficial immigrants are whenever we meet up
>whenever there's an attack like this he just says "yeah but they were radicalised innit?"
used to be nice before everyone was a political drone and you could just have a pint in peace
>>75639814
never understood this picture
it's almost as if people failed by the system would like to see things change
Seagulls are loitering with menace in Newbiggin, think they've become radicalised