nurgle edition
GF
pakis on suicide watch
first for leftypol
the volunteer will be displeased
South Bristol
>>75555813
leftypol is the eternal loser
anime3
need a bf lads
>>75555797
>tories getting that many seats in scotland
calling bullshit
>>75555813
leftypakis btfo once again
>>75555848
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/brit/ general election vote poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZD_dIlFGM
bash my clangers
for for corbyn not for theresa
Need a bf
Business idea:
Make a /brit/ app
>>75555848
same x
rorkes love pints and slags
rorkes hate pakis and lefties
who /Civic Nationalist/ here
>>75555860
not a normie desu
>>75555771
>not khorne
>>75555849
https://twitter.com/britainelects
>>75555906
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going for a third wank of the day
>>75555893
fuck off back to discord you leftypol bender
>>75555797
what the... this doesnt confirm my worldview at all!
>>75555897
do you want to be my bf? x
love tits, fannies and voting labour
hate pints
>>75555960
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>>75555939
not a commie
not a bender just like boys
Simple as
>>75555960
yes x
>>75555872
/brit/ is and always has been a tory general
leftypol is the eternal loser
Fit girl I travelled with advertised her old bed for sale on facebook
Says it has damage to a couple of the slats oi oi
>>75555905
Civic nationalism is nothing more than trying to hold your nation together economically, just long enough to hand it to brown people.
If everyone is English, no one is.
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870270491952640000
CON: 44% (-4)
LAB: 36% (+3)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+1)
GRN: 3% (+1)
putting this into electoral calculus gives us
National Prediction: Conservative majority 60
>>75555771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
>>75555974
not a normie desu
>>75555849
8 seats out of 59? Doesn't seem that off at all
>>75555963
bender
do girls post in /brit/
genuinely started hearing voices lol....3 months since i last did acid
>>75556010
Exactly the type of thing a normie would say.
>If everyone is English, no one is.
>>75556042
yeh me
>>75556056
pics x
>>75555999
AMPLIFY IT
Corbyn loves terrorists
Corbyn loves the IRA
Corbyn loves Islam
Corbyn loves multiculturalism
Corbyn loves foreign aid
Corbyn hates big business
Corbyn hates the monarchy
Corbyn hates our national anthem
Corbyn hates free speech
>>75556042
hey xx
>>75556042
>>75556052
especially one that regularly has sex and uses dating apps
>>75555797
liverpool and manchester need nuking
Welsh Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 46% (+2)
CON: 35% (+1)
PC: 8% (-1)
LDEM: 5% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
>>75556042
;)))))))
>>75555797
>>75556083
fake
>>75555797
>rural idiots are idiots
SHOCKING
>>75556070
all of these are good things, though
>>75556070
>corbyn hates free speech
and yes, Theresa the bastion of free speech
this is gonna be such a pointless election if they only gain a few seats here and there
for the sake of a year and millions of taxpayers money? fuck off
>>75555872
>27%
leftypol on suicide watch
leftypol? more like leftypoo
>>75556098
>PC: 8% (-1)
Why the fuck do they get invited to the TV debates?
>>75556098
that PC woman was fucking retarded I tell ya
Lad from yesterday x
>>75556147
>paki butthurt
WEW
>>75555849
Are Ruth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM
>>75555797
where is that labour pocket in the southwest? disgusting.
>>75556147
>city pakis are pakis
SHOCKING
dubs i have a wank
singles i have a wank anyway
trips i have a wank
>>75556207
one of the leftypol discord benders no doubt
>>75556214
Ruth Davidson would be considered a massive lefty in England
>>75556213
Go shag your cousin your inbred cunt
>>75555797
liverpool will be renamed corbyngrad after the revolution
>>75556228
exeter and bristol
If tories don't gain seats then they've 'lost' this election seeing as they didn't have to call it
>>75556142
unironically all of the commieslags have posted here at one time or another
Sara after someone doxxed her and posted her house pics, Aisha because she's a narcissist and caught wind of a potential avenue for attention and Rosy because she knows 50% of her potential pay-pig followers are /brit/lads who subscribe to her to wind her up.
>>75556239
SNP aren't even lefty they're centre right.
>>75556234
pics
>>75556238
autist
>>75556156
Never implied she was. Hate them both but given the choice I would vote in an entire cabinet of theresa mays over one singular commie terrorist apologist
is there any proof of a secret leftypol discord thats raiding? i know a discord admin and raiding is against the rules so I can get it shut down if you give me proof
>>75556244
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/591577/British-Pakistanis-13-times-more-disabled-children
>A HIGH number of British Pakistanis are risking the health of their children by marrying cousins
>/brit/ is and always has been a tory general
>leftypol is the eternal loser
>>75556277
and they're considered far left Bolsheviks in england
>>75556268
are fucking rosie
genuinely lover er
>>75556320
Why the hell does netmums need an office?
>>75556306
>I would vote in an entire cabinet of theresa mays over one singular commie terrorist apologist
yeah according to what I've heard about his ideas, he's more of a commie than a socialist
>>75555872
Registered me vote for Plaid Cymru
>idm band
>Afx song
simple as
>>75556244
>paki
>talking about inbreeding
Is there a trade union set up for people that work in call centres and tech support.
>>75556311
just ignore them and they go away eventually
they always appear exactly one week before all political events so it's no surprise there's so many of them right now
>>75556311
>cucknadian is a literal leftypol browser
hooting
>>75556214
LOVE this video
>>75555872
>7 english leftypol shills, 2 northern irish leftypol shills
>2 'radical centrist' remoaners
>2 deluded welsh nationalists
>an eternal jock
the rorke vanguard must always be vigilant against such reckless lefties
>>75556331
No they're not they considered scroungers because of the barnett formula
>>75556320
dave probably shitposts on /brit/ desu
>>75556343
theyd be bored if they were just sitting at home all day
>>75556142
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/59768878/#59769937
>i know a discord admin
>>75556311
no
t leftypol lad
Karen says VOTE LABOUR
>>75556394
>over a year ago
wew
Stuck tenner on labour at 24/1
can cash out now for £10 profit
what do?
>>75556428
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climate deniers are, by defintion, racist.
>>75556428
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
*adds the (You)s I've just recieved into my (You) savings account*
>>75556437
not a normie
>anon. anon. i dreamt i was swimming in the ocean and when i woke up i realised i had pissed the bed. again. sorry.
>>75556472
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>>75556452
sub focus went shit after sub focus
>Please be nice to me! Here you go x
>>75556257
clearly not though
Pakistan for Pakis
Britain for Brits
>>75556498
>bradleyposting twat is a newcunt
surprising
rorke: rosy
'sheed: sara
radcen: aisha
>>75556483
awww me too !
we have so much in common !
>>75556435
nah hold steady for the red surge
screenshot this
>>75556525
How about this:
/brit/ for brits you fucking yank rat fink bastard
OUT
what did big dave mean by this?
Horsham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3CYKXBEtf0
this music video is kino though
>>75556553
nah he was right tbqh you should go back
>>75556520
umm yes sweetie
unless you mean fucking south wales, in which case you're a mong
pissing urine out of my cock
>>75556553
paki detector is off the charts with this one lads
Fav insults?
Mine is probably either 'rat fink bastard' or 'absolute scuzzball'
>>75556596
nice
Had a dream the other night that I was watching some kid, maybe 12 years old or something, climbing a giant grain silo. The thing was as tall as a block of flats and had a ladder running up it which the boy climbed. He successfully made it all the way to the top where his bald father congratulated him. Then the boy went to slide down the ladder like a fireman would do but he accelerated too quick because it was a giant ladder and bailed 3/4s of the way down and fell (presumably to his death). Meanwhile his father could only look on and panic at the top of the silo; it would take him several minutes at least to get safely down to ground level himself.
Giving the ol pubic hair a scratch
>>75556633
fascinating, purely fascinating
>>75555797
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SHEEDS ON WATCH
>>75556562
See you down the Lynd la'
>>75556612
I bet you I'm whiter than you are, and I can prove it to boot
>>75556336
phwoar
>>75556525
bevara sverige svenskt
>>75556614
nique ta race sale tafiole
>go fuck your race you fucking whuss
>>75555849
Outside your Internet echo chamber SNP haven't been doing well, chum. They were slaughtered in the last locals.
>>75556694
You mean the one the SNP won?
>>75556659
Quran 8:12 – “I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them”
wonder if the rosy posters are leftypol or anti-leftypol
the gayposters are clearly labour, and the anime posters are clearly tory
reckon the slagposters are divided on party depending on the slag
>Outside your Internet echo chamber SNP haven't been doing well, chum. They were slaughtered in the last locals.
>>75556724
No mate, they didn't win the locals x in fact they lost 7 seats pet xxx
Desire a cigarette.
fuck the SNP
Need to shit out a poo
>>75556727
post a picture of your skin colour, shiteforbrains
UKIP got 3.8 million votes last time
At least 2 million of those are going straight to the tories this time
>>75556748
fake news put out by the bbc
the SNP GAINED seats in the locals
>>75556762
*gives you a marlboro gold*
>>75556562
i like her sis more anyway
>>75556740
But what if I'm an anime poster and I'm a lefty?
>>75556768
The majority of traditional hadith sources state that Aisha was married to Muhammad at the age of six or seven, but she stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, or ten according to Ibn Hisham,[11] when the marriage was consummated with Muhammad, then 53, in Medina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha
>>75556591
yeah you're right. absolutely seething. but unsurprised. full of clueless sheltered middle class hippes. fucking cunts.
>>75556786
OK love xx I'll let you have this one xx
The Tories have chosen one of the most low-energy party leaders in recent memory. Sad!
>>75556665
fucking love it
she's also the least mental commieslag now she's discovered the wonders of the free market
there's nothing wrong with communism
>>75556806
sounds like you're an overall pathetic excuse of a man
seriously considering paying an escort to piss in my mouth
>>75556817
>no skinpic
Aha!
Just like I thought, self-hating paki detected
theres nothing wrong with it lad, you just gotta learn to love yerself
>>75556832
>she's also the least mental commieslag now she's discovered the wonders of the free market
says is all really
https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Atimmyuk%20swipe&src=typd
mental
>>75556837
no?
>>75556562
>Lenin
how does she have the gall to be such a cunt?
reminder autism comes from the left and right, i've seen anime posts made by both sides. the one thing they have in common is that left or right, their political opinions are as autistic as you would exepct from an anime poster who is autistic
>>75556837
this t b h
Posting this again. Cuckservatives will literally vote to make themselves poorer while mummy May brings in more 'sheeds to make up for the loss in EU migrants.
>>75556880
this was the first commieslag post, from the last election day when i was laughing at lefty tears on twitter. i'm not proud of it.
>>75556801
Not to be ungrateful but I prefer reds x
>>75556897
Welfare and benefits for everyone even if you don't need then, except immigrants who should be deported and made stateless if necessary
Voting SNP and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>75556939
I thought she was against independence
ANGUS ROBERTSON
>THE SNP
>SCOTTISH """""""""NATIONALIST"""""""""" PARTY
>WE HATE THE ENGLISH
>BUT WE SURE LOVE PAKIS AND THE EU
Ah, yes.
>>75556938
>>75556880
Mind if I steal this and put these posters up around my uni?
x
Not too bad for a non-native who absolutely never studied English I guess
>>75556975
she hates the SNP, not scottish independence
she also hates the EU
>>75556907
Non-EU immigration has been on a decline for over two years and 'sheeds (as in Pakis) have been on a major decline since 2010.
>>75556970
silly petty booj
>>75556984
funny isn't it?
>>75557005
narcissist
>he isn't voting Sinn Fein
>>75557040
>voting for an empty seat
Just realised how much time I spend with my hands down my pants when I'm sitting alone in my room aha woops x
JF here
voting Tory even though they've made most of your major cities unrecognisable.
Thoughts?
what are you thoughts on leftypol?
>>75556984
they're civic nationalists
>>75557082
they need to be STOPPED
@75557082
don't care
>>75557065
keeps the hands warm and everyone loves the smell of their own musky bollock
>>75557105
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deadmau5 is playing a free canada day concert in my city
he must be quite bored
Fuck Scotlad and Fuck the EU.
>>75557121
not a normie
anyone here wear hawaiian shirts
>>75557105
still have no idea what swipe down means
Really attracted to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ao5mg11xIk
>>75557172
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>>75557189
not a normie
Mental how many people on here would consider themselves intelligent yet fall for the usual right wing media lies pmsl. Sad!
just created a subreddit called r/leftypol. come join us!
>>75557189
not a normie
>>75557179
hello liam
>>75557189
not a normie
... I see a sticker Moosey - waiting there for me - I'm gonna swipe it - I'm gonna swipe it ... Yip yip yippee ...
Red Light District leaves Los Angeles in search of fresh faces. The city: Montreal. The mission: Introduce French-Canadian sluts to our world of hardcore. DP's, fourway, lots of cum facials and more. They've never had it like this before!
>>75556984
They're horrible at local government as well. It's the main reason they're on the decline.
If it weren't for Glasgow and Dundee I can't imagine they'd even register.
>>75557212
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>>75557180
changing to a lower channel on the tv remote
wish I was a normie who had friends and went to parties and had jokes and stuff
>>75557213
alri
do you wear hawaiian shirts
>>75557228
not a normie
>>75557180
it's a wanking thing
just applied for a job
>>75557228
NAN
>>75557212
always like it when we get consecutive posts :]
There's a lot of rorkes on this general. There's also a lot of virgins and NEET shut ins on this general.
Doing a think about this and I'll get back to you with my conclusions.
>>75557231
same havent shagged in 3 weeks
wish i was a normie
>>75557253
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>>75557231
jokes on you, I'm going to a party next week !
>tfw I can brag about it
>>75557258
what job
>>75557211
do you have a discord?
Truly intelligent people realise that politics is nothing more than a distraction and waste of time
>>75557269
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long term tory economic plan
Monarchy is the most natural form of rule for Europe.
>>75557276
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>>75557268
but you're always saying it's a leftypol general
can't have it both ways
>>75557265
same :)
>>75557269
not a normie
>https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/ground-wasp-nest-vagina-tighten-warn-gynaecologist-painful-sex-bacteria-hiv-a7766376.html
>>75557245
no m8
they're too happy and optimistic for me
>>75557294
doesn't matter who wins if we won't stop brexit we will be all emigrating anyway
>>75556907
>Ireland is basically South Korea
Not complaining
>>75557280
prime minister
TRUST
>>75557326
NAN
>>75557329
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>I want a woman of substance
>literally can't even debate
Ah yes May is STRONGK and the SECOND COMING of Thatcher
>>75557365
nice, hope you get it lad
>>75557327
>assumptions
I've never even used the word leftypol on here, I don't obsess over reddit like some of the mongs on here
>>75557358
this and then brexit deosn't even matter when environment is on such back foot.
>>75557393
NAN
>>75557348
>ground-wasp-nest-vagina-tighten-warn-gynaecologist-painful-sex-bacteria-hiv-a7766376.html
watched a porn like this before
>>75557393
not a normie
>>75557434
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Reminder that a vote for Labour is a vote for Rotherham, the IRA, Marxism and Islam.
King John did nothing wrong.
>>75557448
NAN
anyone else felt something similar to ego death on nos? mates all thought i was crazy but most times i do it creates a similar effect
Maybot: No I don't have 90 minutes spare to debate my policies, I've got to work on Brexit!
Also Maybot: Yeah sure, I'll call a general election and spend 6 weeks on campaigning!
Sad!
>>75557348
the state of roasties
>>75557398
FOL (fuck off leftypol)
>>75557449
excellent post
>>75557449
>eating chips before you've taken a bite out of the fish
WRONG!
>hurp derp theresa may is baaaad
>>75557448
not a normie
>>75557544
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>>75557509
I'm a radical centrist lad
let a girl get her nails in me during sex and now i've had quite bad scratches on my back for a few days and kind of want them to go
>>75557430
>>75557503
thanks, lads. appreciate it
>>75557449
>Marxism
good
>>75556832
NEED rosie to fart down my throat
>>75557557
not a normie
>>75557499
people were moaning she was PM before, now she calls a general election and everyone moans at her again
>>75557580
girl farts don't even smell like poo. just some weird noxious gas
>>75557541
There's no defending her even if you're a conservative voter, she is way out of her depth. Her popularity at the moment is literally because she isn't Corbyn.
what was the cuckio meme?
>>75557154
unironically looks a bit like my gf
>>75557565
robbo.. what are those scratches on your back? OI OI ROBBOS BEEN BUSY!! GO ON ROBBO MY SON! absolute ledgend robbo, what a snake.
>>75557644
don't remember
>>75557571
Marxism is good
Do you want to expand on your views there friend or do you want to LARP as a commie revolutionary?
*modifies the HOLP*
>>75557477
nitrous is a dissociative
>>75557557
>>75557630
NAN
need a qt plaid cymru mummy gf
>>75557630
better to be an aspie and not be in pain every time you shower didn't even realise how much she was doing it until now after hope this heals soon
>>75557644
forgotten m8
>>75557571
marxism always ends with a big pile of skulls
>>75557644
oh boy it was a good'un
>>75557630
not a normie
NICK CLEGG LAYING THE SMACK DOWN
>>75557606
What you've just said isn't contradictory at all. People were moaning that she didn't have a mandate from the people which is technically correct and people are moaning at her now because of her policies, hiding from debates and her u-turns and whatever else. You can do both.
>>75557701
NAN
please explain to me the cuckio meme.
>>75557715
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New internet is pretty fucking quick lads
How do I deal with the fact that I am literally dumb as fuck and only good at academic stuff
>>75557756
oh look at me my internets fast get all the pussy me
>>75557749
NAN
>>75557749
not a normie
imagine unironically browsing leftypol lmao
>>75555555
who's this erectile entrepreneur
>>75557791
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Business idea: Kill myself and reincarnate over and over again until I'm good looking and from a rich family
>>75557802
*imagines it*
hmm.. not bad. not bad at all
>>75557822
NAN
/brit/ isn't real
its all in my mind
>>75557827
better idea; destroy the rich
>>75557822
NAN
>>75557822
not a normie
>>75557781
Just moved into a new house, that's all
>>75557725
What you've just said isn't contradictory at all. People were moaning at her that she didn't have a mandate from the people, which is technically correct. So she organized a mandate from the people and now you're moaning at her for that. You can't do both.
yanks aren't allowed to use my acronyms (FOY, NAN)
>>75557756
welcome lad x
>>75557868
tim pointing to me
>>75557858
Good looking people will still have an easier life, would rather be attractive and middle class than ugly and upper class
>>75557883
>What you've just said isn't contradictory at all.
Thank you
>>75557877
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>>75557938
NAN
>>75557932
Your words, not mine.
>>75557883
>organized
FOY