/cum/

When do you want to meet up, OP?

Rap
More like crap

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Alex

"What do Syria, Nicaragua, and the US have in common", would have been a great joke 20 years ago.

>>75555195
Who cares what the fuck fucking Tuvok says nigga fuck off white boi

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..........................

>>75555285

Now say it without crying

>dad is 6'4
>married a woman that's 5'2
>5'10

Thanks dad.

>>75555339
( ._.)

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Jaden's cock is reported to be one of the biggest in Hollywood, 8 inches in length with over 6 inches of girth. Just imagine them doing foreplay for hours in preparation and her gasps as he forces the tip in her soaking cunt

>tfw 6'1" manlet

tfw no gf

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should i do it?
>>75555407
i know this feel

>tfw 6"2 meximanlet

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>>75555395
brb working out

no homo but im mirin

>>75555497
>micronipples

wow what a shitty areola lmao dick must be tiny too

>>75555467
I talked to one of you today.

>>75555555

>tfw 4'3 mutant subhuman

leave it to the brits to waste a get

>>75555497
nice four pack

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Yo, Thomas

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wew i know who im jerking off to later tonight

https://www.instagram.com/sarahfuckingsnyder/?hl=en

>tfw 6'2 with 5'4 gf

it's cute

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8bbDNhq54

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mexico, who are you talking to?

imagine being such a pathetic subhuman that you roleplay as a sex tourist

im feeling subhuman today

>>75555770
I don't have to imagine it

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me

I'm felling metahuman rn.

feel like... 3/4 today

not bad

>>75555821

me playing DS2/SA2

i'm feeling normal...

>>75555718
Emo revival is ironically better than emo in its "prime"

feeling like a man with a gf today

>>75555821
me playing any game

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>me when i think about canada

Where did Thomas go?

feeling like punching denmark on his fucking face

might do some pull ups just for fun

then go read some more

>>75556078
Did you ever buy lube

Go ahead mexico, punch me... if you fucking can, bitch

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>>75556131
well i bought coconut oil, first time buying it in liquid form. it has the same downsides as the solid form but it's still decent.

i haven't gone to a sex shop and bought lube yet no if that's what you mean.

>>75556206

i dont wanna make you cry

>>75553240
yea i hope india dies
much rather china be the world power

>>75556227
oh ok. What do you need it for?

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Watch it /cum/my

>>75556261
No it's ok, you won't.. you definitely won't
So fucking do it... yeah that's what i thought.

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Watch it Kakarot

>>75556296
i need if the the whole not having a gf problem.

>>75556304
missed this cat

>tfw penile radius is 6 inches

>>75556372
Silly Ryan

>>75556372
>being cut
that's why you're single

*calls animal control on the cat*

/cum/socks

Didn't know what a foreskin was until I was 15

SHAREEED WONT LIKE IT

fuckin banger 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07fQy1WS1WM

*rocks the casbah*

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cute couple

>>75556473
didn't know what it was until I was 19 and went on 4chan for the first time

>>75556536
wow jews are really powerful in the US

>>75556473
my childhood friend mas uncircumcised
would always give him shit for it. still do

>>75556526
>manlet
>that hairline
>that chin
Low T?

how do japs make such good music wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKHxzfmAOY

>>75556578
yeah look at his tiny nipples >>75555497

*dies*

bought Rising Storm 2: Vietnam...

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>>75556600

the chorus is so catchy

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>japanese music

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banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es


1000 forms of fear is a goat album
but after that she just kept riding on the exact same vibe, been shit since.
also her stuff before sucked lol

>>75556652

fucking disgusting weabooo

i dig this though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc

highly enjoyed this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czoezm2vqw

>gangsta rap made me do it

>>75555195
rap music is degenerate desu

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>nordic music

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>>75556445
>tfw 8'' is cutoff for penislet status
>tfw 7 3/4'' penislet

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>tfw 4 incher and proud

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>>75556761

>>75556781
lol you won't be able to sex a girl

>He isn't learning mandarin for the eventual Chinese take over

lmaooo

Reminder that anytime a poster claims to have a dick over 7 and a half inches and doesnt post a timestamped pic he is lying.

This is especially true if he is a virgin with an asian fetish

I'm a virgin with an asian fetish but I only have a 7.25" penis

woow so superior japaense music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iukrcewKu3g

>i am proud of my 4 inch dick
>oh wait it is 7.25 inches now
fuck off

yes i don't lie about being a virgin and share my honest thoughts here all the time, but i do lie about my penis size

makes perfect sense

If you are below 6.5" a girl won't even feel your dick

final grades
C-
W
F
C
D

>>75556961
My brother got a switch but refuses to play games like this or splatoon
I don't get why he got a switch

When they get defensive about it you can be even more sure that they're lying

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>>75557046

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Still have one more week of class

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it was a joke, not a 7.75'' dick

dont take it so hard

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>>75557050

Man my roomie had an xbox one but he didnt play any exclusive like not even halo, when i asked him why didnt he buy a PS4 he was like >i dunno

Some people just spend money because it burns in their hands or something

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>ashtanga yoga

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>seminar

Ryan's a dicklet

>>75557132
Lmao what is this baby mode schedule

>your daughter admits to you she's dating a n****r

How do you react?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbk0S48YZMc

>>75557278
don't know

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Going to cascadia brb

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>>75557226
I'm spacing out my classes over the remainder of my scholarship
There's no reason to graduate earlier while I'm being paid

>>75557341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6QDNC4jPs

I'd rather stab myself in the heart with a knife, than be the father of a shine box lover.

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>>75557401

>>75557278
>>75557507

niggers were a different breed back then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV8vB1BB2qc

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We DEAD

please let the record show i like white and asian girls

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUSZEkVjBv-/?hl=en

dont waste your time or time will waste you

deep

>>75557755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

>>75557807
Jaden Smith one of the luckiest niggas alive rn

>>75557807
there are always exceptions my friend

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUihYyujvkS/

>>75555686
arnold had a 4-pack, and he was mister universe

>>75557016
Why would you lie about being a virgin

This is my motherfucking jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvMT_mVbqw

>>75558018
there are brainlets among us

>>75558018
i wouldn't

>>75558120
Good. Lying is a sin

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What should I know about Ohio??

>>75558212
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH6yD8zobM

>>75558212
nothing

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>>75558212
cedar point

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time to order a meatball sub and mozzarella sticks

I'm back guys it's me

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nap time

>>75558438
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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>Im paying 3K out of my tuition to a cafeteria that doesnt even serve anything to eat at 3PM

fap time

Feel bad that I left right when that Mexican was looking for me

>>75558438
No real Yank hours mate.

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>>75558506
So is it true that everyone can have a brown gf in the Netherlands?

>>75557046
Final grades
A
A
A
A
B (;_;)

bacon cheeseburgers for din din boys

>>75558557
cuck

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>tfw 2.75-2.8 GPA my entire college career

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>>75558557
append

>>75557391
>>75557132

>>75558653
had a 3.5 but can't remember a lot of shit lol

>tfw 4.0

>>75558676
how long are your terms?

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>2.75-2.8 GPA

>why yes i collect fafsa

>>75558728
4 months. at least that's what they were in undergraduate.
i'm a grad student now, and i haven't taken my first class yet. idk what it'll be like

>>75558702
bost transcript

>>75558742
you can still make it one day

>>75558845
Can't be fucked to do it on my phone

>>75558802
they're only 10 weeks here

>>75558588
Not now Bobandy, Sexy Julian is up to something, I can feel the shitstorm brewing...

>>75558869
that explains the few classes

>>75558758
>tfw get a lot of money from the Pell Grant
Feels great

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>he wastes his life on 4chan before he is financially secure

i have two years left of school.

can't wait to get back.

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>tfw 3.6 GPA

very proud of my C- in womens studies

I paid so little attention to that class

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>posting with a trip

>>75558981
>he wastes his life on 4chan after he has the money to pursue actual hobbies

he actually took womens studies

>>75559005
don't worry, bud. i got into a top 50 graduate school with a 3.5 on my transcript.
just b urself, and also have really impressive research

I have scholarships, paid in-state tuition, and will be graduating without lonas

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>posting with extra flags

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This thread will be nothing but friendly comments below this line:

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>>75559065

its a mandatory GE. I didnt have a choice

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I went to college instead of university

>>75559111

I want to _____ marie rose

>>75559150
Neet life over?

>>75559166
maybe soon

>>75559102
grats me too

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>People think non-binding climate promises will do anything for the environment
wut

>>75559120
>mandatory
the fucking state of california

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>>75559120
>the state of higher "education"

>>75559164
go on a nice date and drink hot chocolate with marie rose.

... i had a dream about kissing a girl last night

>UNDERgraduate
>HIGHER education
what did he mean by this?

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Whats your opinion of this man?

>>75559266
>hot chocolate
real men order iced mochas

>>75559236

I wish I was joking

>>75559310
Wondering who he is

>>75559215
It's just another excuse to post anti-American threads even though the grievance is bullshit

Community college is 4k for four years, right? That's what i heard back in high school

>>75559215
people are stupid

that paris shit was nothing more than another globalist attempt to increase the reach of governments, raise taxes on developed nations, kill western industry all to benefit overpopulated shit holes

covfefe

anti-American threads are the lifeblood of /int/

>>75559377
dunno, never debased myself to looking at a community college.

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>Hello, I majored in numerology and big bang theology and have performed lobotomies with telekinetic psychology

What's the difference between college and Uni, my dear amerigordos?

Btw I did it, Thomas.

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>>75559310

>>75559350
the best mre reviewer around

>>75559425
Nice job. Now we have a second Sinaloa poster

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>>75559425
above: university students
below: college students

>>75559425
Americans call almost all higher education college for some reason

why are people so opposed to having manufacturing centers in the West?
don't they know that western countries can produce goods more efficiently and cleanly than turd-worlders?
having manufacturing out of country is just exporting unnecessary suffering and pollution to places that can't handle it.
china is only good for producing goods because they don't care how many people get heavy metal poisoning, silicosis etc

>>75559514
Because it doesn't serve their socialist agenda to see the nation prospering. Fat fucks don't join revolutions

watching GTA V roleplayers

>>75559514
jews

>>75559579
didn't know those existed

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is it just me or is it hot in here

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hey guys. i just did some number crunching:

there's a 0% chance i don't get laid this year.

>>75559605
it's fucking great hahaha

i guess there is a modded server that these people use, watching some guy role play a cop pull people over

i guess he was really ex-military/police too so he sounds like a real cop with these role players

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WTF

>>75559828
DRUMPF OUT

>>75559828

WTF I HATE drumpf now!

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>>75559828
>huffington paint

I feel like Drumpf gets said more on 4chan than anywhere else at this point

>>75559828
are proglodytes still under the impression that everyone in the world opposes drumpf?

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>>75559878
If the boys here drumpfpost for too long they might start to believe themselves and make it unironic

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>>75559828
IMPEACHED ANY DAY NOW

>>75559878
the site is a target of leftypol, neoFAG, reddit, etc

i want the economy to crash completely

im back from training you guys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Tiger
good for a laugh

>>75559963
i say it because it's typical of the left to make fun of the culture and heritage of a white person while calliing them a xenophobe.
it's a reminder to every proglodyte that they're a vacuous hypocrite

>>75559963
retard

starting to lose my faith in atheism

>>75559989
Welcome back Calgary

listening to ITAOTS

agnosticism is the patrician's choice

>>75558553
That's just to offend Muslims. But to answer your question probably not since brown people are a minority.

>>75560117
i feel bad i missed ur msg this morning conway-kun ;_;
im in training till saturday then job starts

we ar anonnymoose xDD

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>waaaaaaah I have depression

>>75560168
I think you responded to it

>>75560133
cuck

>>75560213
just the first one then you asked if i was going to training again today but i had left

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>not having depression

>>75560232
Oh. How was it?

wow the amazing atheist is still at it creating new amazing content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riMwZa9CNJ0

>>75560273
fucked around with scba/saba's
nothing i haven't done before but its been a lil bit so it was ok

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life is a meme

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*grabs your ass*

this is what i should do to my future gf right?

>>75560300
I don't know what either of those are

>>75560329
put your trip back

>>75560319
meme is life

>>75560329
Probably not

>>75560339
air packs like scuba divers but not the underwater part

haha thanks! haha

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If your smartphone was a woman, would you marry her?

>>75560366
why are you nice to me?

>>75560432
because canadians are supposed to be treated with respect and love

>>75560389
Oh. I thought you were doing firewatch for an oil refinery or something

>>75560432
Because i like talking to you

TAA officially no longer endorses Trompf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAAPQoQXpkc

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how much do canadians pay for a box of kraft

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Why are canadians so f*cking cute?

>>75560414
breh

>>75560472
well yeah but theres all kinds of safety watches and you need to know how to use air packs if there's a poison gas release

>>75555285
What is the joke.

>>75560496
Good

>>75560542
My bad

>>75560498
They're government rations, so nothing at all.

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>>75560517
because you're a qt danmark

>>75560517
Cuz they try so hard to look like yanks but they can't obviously.

*Beats you at 7D quantum Mahjong*

wish I had people to play mahjongg with

I'm going to chew your balls off

>>75560706
We should play Risk or Monopoly

*mahjongs your balls*

>>75560414
bruh

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Monopoly?

>>75560764
Don't do that

>>75560793
I would never pick orange. I hate orange. I piss orange.

>>75555195
You would only know this if you watched the Canadian Voyager cast Q&A
Very underground memes

*listens to miles davis once* yeah I'm a jazz man myself

>>75555463
dude ANYTHING
ANYTHING at ALL that you have that comes close to this
I'm making squeeling sounds

>>75560793
I am the undisputed /cum/ monopoly champ

>>75560909

Miles, Coltrane, Kenny g, the list goes on and on

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tfw never had a hs teacher who seduced me

>>75560984
ugly bitch and ugly sweater

tfw sad

>>75560909
*high fives in ubuntu*

>>75560984
tfw I did but she was ugly

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>>75560572
>>75560585
i want to kiss the canada
wat to do

>>75560838
play jones in the fasst lane
http://home.broadpark.no/~kboye/jones/jones.html
might be stilll kinda broke though and im eating then have to go shopping

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>>75561027
>ugly bitch

you're gonna tell me you wouldn't stick your dick in that as a high schooler?

>tfw keep breaking my shitty chairs
I'm not even fat I just sit in them funny

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Any Massachusite here? Regarding gun ownership in MA, I read they stopped issuing LTC-B licenses since 2015, but is there any other way an MA citizen could legally possess large capacity rifles and shotguns (no handguns)?

>>75561135
yes and yes

http://i.4cdn.org/s4s/1496357965387.jpg

>>75561176
wow thanks anon. My boss just hired me

are amphetamines a good drug to study?

*succs old mens toes*

Bit sad buds

business idea: change every "k" sound in the english language to be spelled as "cc"
trucc
ducc
lucc
etc

i hate latin

>>75561253
cuccc

>>75561117
No don't do it. You'll get diseases. Most Canadians are infected with maple syrup which makes them particularly leafy you don't want to end up as a leaf right?

>>75561245
y

bored

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>>75561245
sad is bad
do not be sad

My mom bought a new bread knife so I've started making bread again.

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really like big, fat anime tiddies

>>75561387
uhhhh.... ok?

*backs away*

>>75561387
You should move out

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Stop talking to me.

>>75560860
drink more water

whoa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIqAP5QbTQ

>>75561475
... but it's summer break? i'm only going into third year this september

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>>75561477
i'm sorry... i don't know how to talk to cool people

when I get my own apartment I'll either become a normal or go completely insane from loneliness

good work team

>>75561551
you could just develop substance abuse problems and lay in the middle somewhere

>>75561551
>implying you can be lonely with the internet

>>75561599
this is a good idea

love when the thread dies right before 310
fuck you retards

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U R DRIVING MECRAZY

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posts

310

^75561671
this thread is being fuel'd by about 12 neurons

can't jerk off anymore
my dick is so sore

Why does every traditional girl that want a big family turn out to be a guy?

>>75561769
Men are better girls than girls are

thinking of doing an orlando shooting of my own when i'm an old man in the name of atheism

8pm

sunny out

hmm makes me think

just submitted a tip to the FBI

new thread when?

>>75561874
>>75561874
>>75561874

won't be posting in a gook edition

>>75561837

Was thinking the same thing just now

>>75561618
no its not

>>75561135
yes. you buy them anywhere else and don't tell the police about it. that's illegal btw
I do not condone breaking the law in any way