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Portugal edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? Sign up at
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)

https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed)

Old thread
>>75505528
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All of your waifus belong to me
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>>75521407
Nice try macaco
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Australian girl told me that statistics show that 80% of Italians cheat..
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from last thread

>be 175cm
>get called "not so tall" by a fucking 150cm midget
this height meme has to end
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>>75521497
Is 175cm tall there? I'm ~180 and still have a few years to grow (I hope).
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The website is dead, move on with your life. If you seek female attention join tinder, that's all that's left
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>>75521497
It's not wrong though. 175 is "average".
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>>75521549
>buttmad anon who isn't talking to multiple qts at once
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>>75521549

But Tinder is just overrated whores. Especially in the US
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>>75521766
m8 she is from Venezuela the tallest person she has seen is probably 165cm
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>>75521902
Doesn't mean she's not allowed to have standards :^)
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>put effort into a message, ask questions about hobbies and interests
>no response

>mfw i get responses by just offering to coach english over whatsapp
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>>75521902
denied by a starving girl
lmao poor manlets
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>tfw a qt jumps to the top of your profile views list because she looked a second time
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>>75521407


stop bullying slavtugal ;-;
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What does it mean when a guy tells me his height from the second message?

Is he trying to brag? Should I praise him for his genetics?
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>>75522160
call him a manlet
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>>75522160
He's bragging without a hint of subtlety
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>>75522160
He's trying to brag, despite how tall he is you should call him short and make him insecure.
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>>75522204
>>75522206
>>75522212

pretty rude desu
I don't know how to respond to people telling me their height.
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British girls are the lowest of the low
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Finally an edition that I can enjoy and it's fit for me.

All Hail BACALHAU!
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>>75522239
Like the other two guys said, call him short
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>>75522239
"wow good job"
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>>75522240
my main qt is a brit and I wholly agree
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For the non-portuguese lads
>message Brazilian milf
>didn't responded to me
>I said that Brazilians were continuing racism against portuguese people
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>>75522240
>>75522377
Brits are alpha and globetrotters IRL , CP is for betas and poor people that can't travel so naturally only the lowest form of brits are present.
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>>75521902
White latin Americans are pretty tall, my mother is as tall as you are, Venezuela used to have a bunch but they all moved out in the past years.
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>>75521490
N-no bully pls
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Portuguese girl claim she's got RABO:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZVYjjoKutU
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/MGTOW_Nomad
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>>75522721
Why are all Mgtow cucky looking guys?
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>>75522721
This has to be a troll
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>>75522721
wew lad
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>>75522721
>I'm a flat-earther
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I can understand why other Asians would be koreaboos. It truly is the Hollywood of Asia. But what the fuck makes girls outside of Asia become koreaboos.
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>>75522926
k-pop
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>>75522942
Yes but what's the appeal of it? The music isn't even good and all the "singers" look like trannies.
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https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tandem-language-exchange/id959001619?mt=8

New outlet for us?
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>Wake up
>Still no Russian gf
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>>75522973
don't be mad you're not a cute korean boy
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>>75522443
Actually the problem there was your autistic message
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so what the most common shit tests girls use on interpals and how should I respond to them
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>grill comments sexy on a photo
>go to her profile
"I am NOt here for sex chat. If you want to see naked women go to a porn web. And NO, I DON'T use Skipe "
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>>75522598

Is it true?
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>>75524024
how many fingers is it tho
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>>75524024
4
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>>75524370
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>>75522721
>I'm a flat-earther, holocaust-denier, 9/11 truther, climate change skeptic and quite convinced that the UN is nothing but a power club for elitists. Democracy is a farce when all they do is lie to you.

>I also believe that America and Israel are terrorist states.
/ourguy/
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>>75523428
>>75522721
Is this you?
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>>75524682
No I keep my autism hidden better
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>>75518126

i guess there's no way to properly change the location, and if she'll see that somebody logged-in from an uncommon place, she'll get suspicious
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>girl says she likes Star Trek
>she only has seen the new movie series
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>>75522240
>>75522377
Can you explain why please? I've met 7-8 fellow bong girls IRL

well, all except 2 were foreign in Britain (italy, czech, pole)
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>>75523321
"Do you say this to all the girls"

Yes, I messaged every girl in [her cunt], my first choice didn't respond, so now I'm sending this to you.

/free lesson

>>75523043
>That 7 day wait though
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i want a gf
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>>75526208
>pic related
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>>75523043
Triggered
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>>75521407
This qt is always sending me messages with lots of smileys and looking at my profile like every other day, but she's so boring it makes me feels she's just trying to waste my time
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>>75521216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rlghYsHnVc

Not like I don't blame myself enough for this...
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its been a year since I've been here, how is everyone and their qts?
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What a beutiful day to die
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>>75527848
we have abandoned "qts" and now mainly discuss korean culture
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>>75527940
Is johnno still a meme
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>>75527934
Don't die
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>>75527934
indeed
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>>75528679
I just deleted all my convos and blocked all my qts

I fucking hate social interaction

And now I'll have to go to college

I don't wanna be alive anymore
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>>75528835
dont be sad
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>>75528894
Why not?
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>>75529019
it's get better
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>>75524370
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>>75524881
Use a VPN m8
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>>75529128
Stop this meme it doesn't get better, if anything it gets worse
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>>75530686
>19 years
>suicidal toughts every day for 9 yers
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>>75530995
>19 years old
>know as soon as I leave uni it's just a dark tunnel
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what does "Borrachinha" mean?
What would it imply as a person's nickname?
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>>75531343
I've dropped it

Now I'm going back and I don't know what to do

>>75531740
In PT-Pt, borracho means drunken and or young man, borrachinha would be "small feminine borracho"

In PT-Br, little eraser
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>>75531779
It takes a few hours to work

Happened to me...
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>>75531975
Obrigado caralho
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>>75531975
Just make sure not to fall for the stem is a meme meme
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>>75522926
Asian Koreaboos are sane. White Koreaboos are insane. They call me Oppa. Even I'm younger than them.
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>>75532140
Nah, I'm into math

>>75532020
A seu dispor! ;3
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>>75532147
Calm down oppa :3
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>>75532147
Kpop fans are literally the worst type of music fans. And I say that not because they're assholes or anything of the sort. I say that because, they're literally not even music fans. I've literally never heard a Kpop fan talk about Kpop music. They talk about literally every single other superficial thing about kpop, other than the music. It's like, you could never listen to Kpop and still fit in with most Kpop fans. They literally never talk about music. They talk about how cute someone is or who is their "Oppai", whatever the fuck that means. And in this case, male fans are worse than female fans. I don't know if anyone else on /mu/ has ever curiously lurked into one of the many Kpop Generals here, but it's literally all fucking horny guys fapping to cute asian girls. They're pretty much nothing more than fap threads.
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>>75532147
-boos are insane in general, Asian ones are just typically better educated
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kinda new to this, are there any other good language exchange sites?

desu I do want qts but I am legit trying to learn Portuguese
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>>75525942
British girls have all the arrogance of other western european women, but are ugly on top of it...

at least Spanish and French girls are qt
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>>75533901
nice, where from
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>>75533901
Is she a polish?

>>75533870
Brit girls are much better than irish girls 90% of irish girls on ip are ugly af
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>>75533763
Don't know if there are others. Only use this one and it's enough. I'm not even trying to learn any language desu
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>>75534023
>she
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>>75534274
nigga wut
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>>75534274
kek
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>talk to this korean qt everyday
>she messages me paragraphs on whatsapp when she wakes up till she goes to sleep (besides when she's at uni)
>she mentioned she saw this "really handsome white guy with dark blonde hair"
>mention she just ignored him and "acted cold"
>she hasn't replied to me, let alone even read my message today

J-just a coincidence
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right after i stopped talking to them my wievers drop to nothing

karma is killing me
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>>75534658
cucked by Sven
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>talking to completely two different girls from Finland
>find out that both of them are lesbians with gfs

the fuck is going on in Suomi
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>>75534749
>tfw sven is probably railing her RIGHT NOW while i wait for her message like a good lil cuck
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>>75534767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyov6dyghz4
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I'm new here
do I just message people I think are cute or what
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>>75535043
Basically
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>>75535043
>check flag

Meh, you're on easy mode. Lucky muhfugga.
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>>75533901
>>75534274
>>75534423

>that green curtain

I know who she is :(
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>>75535181
Gib profile
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>>75535043
>check flag
You're on "extremely easy mode" if you just want nudes and dumb QT's
You're on "literally impossible mode" if you're looking for non-retarded QT's.
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>>75535488
do the koreaboos actually send nudes to the chinks?
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>>75533763
Hello talk is a decent app, someone posted one in the last thread too
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>>75535043
It's for language learning it doesn't matter how they look!
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>>75533870
Spanish & French girls are all Koreaboos

Point taken about the arrogance, but all women have it - the least arrogant races IMO are Slavs, Chinks and South Americans and even still ~20% of them are unbearable
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>>75535488
What kind of fag wants anything other than nudes and dumb qts?
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>>75535631
the general rule is the more rich a country is the more arrogant and unbearable the women become

A lot of Arab women are actually quite friendly, but sexual with them is a pain because of their culture
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>>75535223
No she is a nice person
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>>75535695
>wasting your time getting nudes instead of watching porn and doing something useful
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>>75535728
Chasing for nudes is fun tho
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>>75535869
>talking to average roasties just to see bad amateur porn is fun
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desu I'm just using this to build confidence talking with women before switching to tinder
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>>75535979
>says increasingly delusional Asian """men"""
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>tfw this pale flip messaged me
>replied but wasn't consistent
>kept "p-pls respond" me
>was horny, went straight at it and asked for whatsapp
>not horny anymore
>not sure i even wanna talk to her
>she keeps "p-pls respond" me every like 10 mins now
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>>75535979
FUCK Tinder - I don't get anywhere on it tbqh, like 2 matches a month and they can't even hold a conversation. Here I have like 8 qts.
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>>75536079
Get the nudes because you know you will want them later ;)
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>>75536083
Yeah, but I'm looking to get something more than just idle conversations, I'd actually like to meet people

I've done fine with women in my life, but I've always had a long period of time to get to know them, the whole speed app thing is new territory for me and I thought I'd play around with the training wheels on first to get the hang of messaging strangers

>>75536018
I'd talk shit about Portugal but I don't even know anything aside from PIGS and BR
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>>75536162
Hey, it's not my fault you don't know jack shit about history ;^)
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>>75536162
Meeting people is easy on this site, people pretty much use this site to meet people when they go travelling
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>>75536162
>I'd talk shit about Portugal but I don't even know anything aside from PIGS and BR
Mostly because you're a ignorant chink

Call him moor or say something about Angola.
>>75536079
Just talk to her and don't be an asshole
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>>75535909
You get to know what clicks with chicks and what doesn't
Which is extremely useful if you're a sperg and don't interact with girls as much
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>>75536110
I've been sad recently, drained all the testosterone out of me. I doubt I could even get nudes from a hooker when I'm sad I become that beta
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>>75536283
Or if like me you are a sperg, then you start A/B testing opening lines to see what gets a better response from girls
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>>75536283
Then why not go for something serious at the same time?

>>75536313
What better to cheer you up than her nudes?

>>75536281
>t.Angolano
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>>75536410
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>>75536079
I'd happily talk to Asian girls if they had something other to say than "hi how are you?"

Even by female standards they're so boring, they just want a white man to sweep them off their feet and sorry but that ain't gonna happen, put some effort in if you want to know me
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>>75536410
Cause I go for serious stuff with irl qts
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>>75536671
Then why aren't you hanging out with them? REE
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>>75536580
its not asia thing imo
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>>75536720
>implying I'm not
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>>75536788
>talking to QT's irl and on IP, at the same time
T-that's actually pretty cool.

Why aren't you serious with the irl QT's?
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>>75536775
oh well you're a chad so yeah you get all the airheaded girls lel

I am ugly so if a European girl messages me she usually finds me interesting
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/EscamaFantasma

Jesus christ. Why did this thing view my profile.
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>>75536775
>Gambia
Every single time
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>>75536844
>oh well you're a chad so yeah
no, dont even have a lot messages, and all of them are just hi and hello

been there for month maybe and only once got anything else
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>>75536826
I'm still on the getting to know phase with my irl qt so there's no point in cutting contact with interpals ones yet
>tfw we're arranging our next date :))
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>>75536974
Why don't you give me your profile?

You're my boy, stop being elusive
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>>75536162
Why do all Koreans I've got nudes from have roasties? Do you guys fuck like rabbits or something over there?
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>>75537080
Only roasties send nudes
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>>75537049
brasilians are too agresive
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>>75537168
Tru
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>>75537250
M-my approach might be aggressive, but I just wanna cuddle with you

I-I'm kind!
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>>75537535
UMA
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>qt asked for my whatsapp
>she barely tries to carry on the convo
>got pissed, sent my cock 5 mins ago
>she's just viewed it
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DELÍCIA
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>>75537775
>inb4 "why are you sending me a pic of a pea??"
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>>75537080
>>75537168
the only roasties send nudes factor is amplified in Korea

there's less of a middle-class for promiscuity around here if you know what I mean

could also be a genetic thing too I don't know I'm no vag doctor
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>>75537676
tristeza sem fim
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>>75537775
Why are you pissed at whatever time it is in bongistan ?
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>>75537775
Keep us updated
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>>75532245
The are the IRL version of moe anime watching fags. They don't give a shit about the story or the contents of the show (there is no content anyway as it's shitty generic garbage), they are just there for the lolis and cute girls.
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>>75537966
14:55 and give me one good reason why not
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What should I ask my QT? The convo is feeling dead :SS
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>>75538596
Ask her what her favourite cuckold video is
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>>75538646
>check flag
FUCKING PAKIS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75538596

try asking how shes doing
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>>75538697
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>75538741
But the convo is already going, is this a good time to do it?

>>75538752
>not denying it
Fuck, it was just a meme man, never expected it to be right.
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>>75538793
She'll think you mean on a less superficial level if you phrase it properly, so yes
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>>75538793
I was white but then I got a tan thanks to this fucking weather
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what's the tl;dr on kazkhstan
these girls are super cute
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>>75538596
You have this list.
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>>75538843
You mean, more sincere and emotional?
The convo as been dead for a few minutes now, btw.


>>75538886
Yeah, I just saw a group of pale as fuck German QT's near the beach, bet you the'll come back fucking scorched.


>>75538914
It's not a first message, famigo. I've been talking to her for a few days.
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>>75538914
rolling
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>>75538952
Yeah. Like you actually want to know how she's really doing, how her general happiness is and stuff
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>>75538912
They're crazy
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>>75538793
Ask about her heritage
Mas te conhecendo bem eu sei que você já perguntou
Sei lá, quando fica assim acabo conversando sobre o clima, se for bom em geografia consegue deixar o papo interessante

>>75538741
Stop making me wait, GIVE ME YOUR DECISION! ;_;

Either accept or decline
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>>75539021
Ok, sent her:
"So, how are you doing today? :33"

>>75539114
Por acaso ainda n perguntei, obg.
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>>75539137
>:33
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>>75539025
unfortunate
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>>75539160
Yeah, I know.
I've been trying to stop sending so many of them, but I feel like it would be weird to stop now, no?
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>>75539114
post pics of you wearing dress and i think about it
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>>75539238
Well this could have been a chance to show your more serious and involved side
But what do I know I got tested for autism yesterday
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>>75539265
I don't wanna marry you anymore! :(

Forget me
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>>75539281
I think she won't take it any less seriously just because of it. I'll try to be less beta from now on, though.
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Portuguese anons, how do I get a qt from Portugal? What do your girls like?
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>>75539450
bring my hopes up then crush it
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>>75539507
Good on you portubro
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>>75539517
Hum, whenever I see Polish girls I almost always notice how similar they look to our girls, so there you go for their looks. (Warning: I'm only taking about the North, things may be different in the South and Center)


I guess they're nothing special, they actually just seem like boring normies and koreaboos, so they're nothing special there.

>>75539575
T-ty
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>>75539517
You don't

Most portuguese women are flat, princess complexed and have facial hair

You don't have to believe me, wait for a tuga...
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>>75539635
He's probably been here plenty of times Macaco, no need to lie about our girls just because you can't get them, k?
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>>75539607
Wanna be my qt white bf? :3
Y-you are white, right?
>>
>>75539669
I'm the dude that turned down a 10/10 trap less than 20 mins away, I doubt you can do better than ""her"".
>>
>>75539550
You only care about my body, Mikko
>>
>>75539709
Oh I thought you were the nice portuguese
Sorry
>>
>>75539777
>nice portuguese
>implying there's a gay portuguese around
Where is that cunt? I'm still up for beating up a faggot.
>>
>>75539858
trannies aren't gay lad
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>>75539715
one desires what one donts have
>>
>>75539662
Então explique o motivo de não estar caçando outras tugas!

O complexo de princesa das mulheres tugas é real e você sabe que elas nem são tão bonitas assim...

Also, pra que quer dividir as lusofalantes com os gringos?
>>
what is a tuga?
>>
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Still no nudes, but here have some virgin turk butt.
>>
>>75539920
Oh, I didn't know you were the jewish guy.


>>75539938
Mas eu estou XD
Procuro especificamente PT's, BR's, ES's e FR's no IP (pq elas são menos normies lá :S)


>>75540009
Originally an African term to refer to a Portuguese, now used by everyone, especially us tugas.


>>75540036
That's a pretty bad butt tbqh
>>
>>75540057
>That's a pretty bad butt tbqh
impossible to say when it's covered up desu
>>
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>>75539777
>implying there is a nice portuguese

kek

>>75539921
I-I can't do this

;_;

>>75539920

...
>>
>>75540107
It's pretty clear it's not that big, looks a bit flat and maybe even a low ass crack :SS
>>
>>75540159
not every butt needs be nigger sized to be nice Joao
>>
>>75540188
That's true, but that one just looks flat as fuck, lad.
I certainly don't mind a small ass, if it's perky.
>>
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>>75540159
>>75540221
Her butts pretty perky, to me atleast..
>>
>>75539777
*cough*
>>
alright alright alright
how about mongolians
>>
>>75540535
keep working on her lad, you'll get nudes soon I reckon
>>
>>75540535
Nigga, that's clearly just her pants that help give it a nice form, leggings don't do that, and that's why she looks flat in the other one.
I'm actually scientifically interested in seeing her naked butt, so please go work on it :33
>>
>>75539777
I'm the good one. Seriously.

>>75540156
Yes, there are good portuguese people.
You just need to find them very well.
I've been for a a year and half
>>
>that girl who replies to you after like two weeks and you have no idea what you originally messaged her
>>
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>>75540636
Stop talking about the mongorians
>>
>>75540923
Eu só estava brincando, tuguinha, gosto de vocês ;3
>>
No, I'm the nice portuguese.
>>
>>75540987
For some reason, no1 watches south park in Asia

>>75540984
I tought I blocked all my qts, but for some reason I've mostly only deleted the convos, now I can't remember who should I block
>>
>>75541176
what did you message them?
>>
>>75541176
I know one Japanese girl that watches it.
>>
>>75541258
japanese girls are shit tier desu
>>
>>75541275
Some of them.
Y'all probably know her.
The lonelyfrog girl.
>>
>>75540590
Oh right
Flags
>>
>Qt views me 3-4 times a day
>>
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>>75541351
she came back?

happy ending
>>
>>75541404
doesn't mean anything
>>
>girl says I'm handsome in her first message
What do I do
>>
>>75538914
Rollem

Wait I have no new views
>>
>>75541501
Ask her to marry you before she changes her mind
>>
>>75541224
Nothing, just blocked (deleted, actually)

Now I'm waiting for them to say something so I can block the remaining ones

>>75541258
Profile?
>>
>>75541418
Yes, she came back. But she's been very distant with me.
Only responds to some of my messages and I'm tired of trying to talk to her.
But she's cool.

>>75541538
Are you frank?
If you are I'll send you her profile
>>
>>75541501
Are you the trans?

Talk a little, the trade pic for pic

>>75538914
Rola
>>
>>75539281
>But what do I know I got tested for autism yesterday

How did you do?
>>
>>75541596
>Are you frank?
Yup, but I'll just view it
>>
>>75541639
It was pretty fun
I had a lot of yesses so that's bad I guess :3

>>75541614
Ye that's me
How do I respond to that though?

>>75541522
haha
>>
>>75541639
Being autistic is the least problem he haves
>>
>>75541717
This is correct
Tranny disease has a really high comorbidity with autism though so it would make sense
>>
>>75541694
>How do I respond to that though?
Idk, say you're flattered, if she have a pic, tell her you think she's cute and ask her for more pics, if she doesn't tell her you wanna seea pic
>>
>>75522255
Too salty
>>
>>75522926
>Korean traveling in Japan
Neither do I know...
>>
>>75541694
>>75541717
Friendly reminder autists are the superior beings
>>
>>75541946
How's your trip going anon?
>>
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>>75535696
I agree with your opinion, It's exactly the same as I think
Many Asian and Arab women are friendly
Fuck Anglo and germanic women!!
>>
>>75521407
Alright guys. Got a /cp/ account. What do I do now?
>>
>>75542076
Message girls from the countries that you'll visit in the near future or from one language you want to learn.
>>
>>75542076
Post brofile for honest rate
>>
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>>75541991
You know we aren't
>>
>>75542042
I'm gonna be honest as much as we shit on Thai girls for being retarded, they are at least friendly.

And yeah middle eastern girls can be friendly as fuck too as long as they're not the wannabe Kim Kardashian type.
>>
>>75542163
In certain aspects then, making us average human trash when all is said and done
>>
>>75542147
Okay but what countries are good and what countries should I avoid on there?
>>
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>>75542163
Back off loser I'm the only Simpsons poster here
>>
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>tfw she hasn't read your whatsapp message all day but is online on IP

s-she asked for my whatsapp as well
>>
>>75542492
Without a doubt avoid Germany, Thailand, Scandinavia.
Go for Russia, Belarus, Brazil, Italy, Portugal...
>>
>>75542629
> Thailand
> Scandinavia
What's wrong with girls there?
>>
>>75542622
Mine goes online on whatsapp for just one minute and doesn't message me.
She deleted IP.
>>
>>75542629
>vendendo o seu país na feira como o cigano que é
Genocídio aos ciganos, quando?
>>
>>75542670
>Thailand
They want your passport and are clingy as fuck
>>
>>75542552
UNA

>>75542629
Thai girls are cute and not all of them have dicks
>>
>>75542670
Thais are completely retarded, only want greencards, and usually have dicks
Scandinavians on this site are nowhere near as attractive as you're expecting and are SJWs without fail.
>>
>>75521407
Why does "e voce" suck so much while "e tu" is king?

Is Twerking basically a less relaxed version Creo for yankies?
>>
>>75542670
>Thailand
Broken English, some ugly girls, might get a ladyboy(not joking).
>Scandinavia
I can only talk about my experience. They never respond back, only care about rich countries. Even if they say "don't be shy, just message me" don't ever fall in this trap from any girl. They'll continue not responding.
>>
>>75542724
>>75542778
Alright. I'll avoid Thais. And btw, do Scandinavians act as liberal as people say they act?
>>
>>75542844
From the few responses I've gotten from Nords, they seem pretty retarded and normie-tier.
>>
>>75542832
Tbhtbf the only Swedish girl that ever replied to me showed me proof of her +1320 new messages
>>
>>75542832
>>75542912
THATS how perspective creates different realities and truths.
>>
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>>75542888
Nice. So is my block list good?
>>
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>>75543001
WTF?
Don't block the nords! If a nord wants to message you, then you should be getting on your knees and thanking Jesus for giving you a 10/10 face!

Block Asia and Africa, that's it.
>>
>>75543001
Aside from Thailand you don't need to out right block
>>
>>75543001
Don't you guys feel bad about blocking people, countries or even whole continents? I don't even like perusing such restrictive profiles
>>
one of the first girl i've met on interpals (back in 2014 she wrote to me first, due to mutual interrest in Captain Beefheart) doesn't respond on facebook for a month already, but is online and reading my messages
today she unfriended me, about a week ago she updated the cover photo to some kids (girls) in white dresses playing
she has been silent for long periods of time before, because she's always on the move and has been in many countries
and i don't pretend to be her bf, and i know she has one, but we were always very cool friends and all
i feel like shit, both nervous and sad - i'd be ok if she just wrote something like "my bf is jelaous, so we need to cut contacts" or - taking into account that kids-picture - "i've got married and pregnant so no much time for talking"; but that silence is destroying me
>>
>>75543058
> "Avoid Nords"
> "n-no don't block them"
Make up your mind nigga
>>
>>75543058
Oh! Also block all males, unless you like getting harassed by gay daddies 24/7.
>>
>>75543150
>he's hot enough to be harrassed by the gays
>>
>>75543001
Don't block the nords. Just e don't message them.
Avoid is different than block
>>
>>75543149
Avoid chasing them, but feel like a god when they chase you.


>>75543185
>he isn't harassed by gay niggers from Sweden
Fuck, how ugly are you?
>>
>>75543146
>>but that silence is destroying me
And living in Russia ruled by the new hero of the people is not destroying you?
>>
>>75543196
Ok. My block list now just includes Germany and Thailand.
>>
>>75543259
>Fuck, how ugly are you?

Ugly enough to have to stalk qts online for some social interaction
>>
>>75543307
Block Algeria
>>
>>75543307
>he wants to get bombarded by niggers, gays and most gooks, but not by German QT's

You're doing it wrong! Just block Africa and Asia, believe me!
>>
>>75522134
I heard they are slowly getting their shit together... the thing is Spain had the same problem but decided to get their shit fast.
Ireland had the same problem they got their shit together right the day the saw the problem.
>>
>>75543001
Why did u blocked the argentinian girl?
Shes only 3 days into interpals :v ive never blocked anyone, isnt ignoring them enough?
>>
>>75543343
Wtf?

Didn't you just got called handsome?
>>
>>75543437
> Block Asia
But I don't mind talking to people from that region
>>
>>75543458
What Argentinian girl?
>>
>>75543458
t. argentinian girl
>>
>>75543437
>German qts
That shit does not exist.

>>75543478
Don't block Asia, they're cool
>>
>>75543478
Damm, nigger, how retarded can you be?

>>75543528
>That shit does not exist.
Amigo, hj vi um grupo de turistas Alemãs, e pqp que eram todas fofinhas pro crl.
>>
>>75543475
I think that was aimed at a Portuguese bro

There's at least 2 Dutch people here anyway
>>
>>75538186
1 ?

I'm not with you lad ;-;

>>75538596
Say this

>wow, this conversation feels as dead as our social lives. Wanna trade some nudes to feel normal ?
>>
>>75543554
>kind of hyped to see if it was for me
>remember I never posted my profile here

Don't ask me for it REEEEEE
>>
>>75543606
>>wow, this conversation feels as dead as our social lives. Wanna trade some nudes to feel normal ?
But she just mentioned a friend of hers :/
I'm pretty sure she ins't as autistic as me, thanks thoug, serbro.
>>
>>75543307
obviously every girl is unique, there are some good girls from every country and bad ones, but from us interpals users who have been here years there are patterns you notice

Scandinavia: men are second class citizens here and it shows, the women are just generally extremely rude and arrogant and have no respect for men. If you demand respect from your woman you will hate, hate, hate them

All of Asia: I wouldn't say they are greencard hunters, more that they suck at English so there is a huge language barriers, and a lot of them have a white man fetish and it comes across kinda weird. If you find one good at English they can be keepers.

Germany: Rude, no sense of humour, hyper SJWs and ugly

France and Spain: Koreaboo capitals, avoid

Italy: Somewhat arrogant but the most tolerable of Western Euros. I have gotten the most nudes from them of all my nationalities

Poland: Slags, obsessed with black and turk cock

Turkey: If you avoid the Koreaboos and religious ones they are nice girls

Russia: Friendly but difficult to get nudes from, need to know Russian for best results. The Russian girls who are good at English have SJW tendencies

Brazil: Friendly girls but shit at English

USA: Damaged women, easy to get nudes from though
>>
>>75543522
/Tatiana015
And the kzach grill
>>
>>75543615
I know you want to post your profile lad, but I can't view it under mine own
>>
>>75543549
>Turistas.
No interpals é tudo nojo com mania que são melhores que outras pessoas.
Acredita em mim. A minha primeira crush aqui no interpals foi com uma alemã e nem viu a minha mensagem.
>>
>>75543265
not that much
i don't think that changing livingplace would radically improve my life
>>
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>>75543719
What if I told you I actually don't?

>>75543763
>A minha primeira crush aqui no interpals foi com uma alemã e nem viu a minha mensagem.
>get's a crush on a girl that didn't even look at him once

KEK
>>
>>75543689
> Poland
Would I be able to easily get a girl from here since I'm brown?

Also, can you give me a rundown of places like Australia, Colombia, Chile, Georgia, New Zealand, Argentina, and Greece?
>>
>>75543881
>nigger
>success on IP

Ayyy, lmao.

Maybe ask for tips from the macacos that post here? :P
>>
>>75543960
Ok. Give me some tips macaco
>>
>>75543684
Ask for her friends phone number so you can add her on whatsapp and for any tips on how to get her kek


Also am I the only one that had mostly good experiences with Scandis ? Sure they're all fucked up in the head, but still, they're generally okay girls, and pretty easy nudes.
>>
>>75543881
No one messes with Greek girls. They're ugly.
>>
>>75543881
>Brown
CHI fuera de mi general
>>
>>75544004
>implying implications
Nice try ;)

>>75544019
Fuck, how did you get them to answer you?
>>
>>75543881
>Would I be able to easily get a girl from here since I'm brown?
yes probably, especially if you know Spanish
>Australia & New Zealand
ugly, arrogant women
>Colombia
Less friendly than Brazilian women, but not as bad as European girls. I find Mexicans are the most friend Hispanics actually
>Chile
tend to be Asiaboos from what I've noticed, not awful though
>Georgia
Conservative
>Argentina
They're okay, not easy to get nudes from though
>Greece
Turks who think they are better than Turks because they are in the EU
>>
>>75544037
I genuinely disagree with you my friend
>>
>>75544116
Shame she got breast reduction, what a waste
>>
>>75544116
I'm talking about on Interpals.
>>
>>75544116
if you want a girl like Ariel Winters you're better off looking in Latin America, not greece
>>
>>75544166
This
>>
>>75543812
Dw bby we're all bros here
>>
lads i've skimmed this thread and yes, i have to admit these pictures of scandalous women from around the earth are quite appealing. now i have the problem of being severely autistic and thus unable to obtain these pictures myself.

tell me, do you guys keep an almanac of these girls, and if so, could you share it
>>
it's a good feeling when I send a message and it's instantly read by the person.
>>
>>75544147
Her titties still look nice though and she still thicc
>>
Day 6 gym update:
Pros: Feeling more pumped, depression slightly less, less urge to wank
Cons: Tired
>>
>>75544261
I'm not gay REEEEEEEE
>>
>>75544306
Godspeed anon
Now keep It Up for a couple years
>>
>>75544056
I don't know what to tell you senpai, from some i remember, one messaged me first and literally offered said "or you can play with me" on the same day, while she was talking about what we could play together.

Another one I asked is she a real swede or a new swede.

Third had "I don't bite feel free to message me" and I just said
>You don't bite ? Not even if we ask really nicely ? :)
Answered with "Maybe I'll make an expection for you"
And just kinda went with it

I can't remember all of them tbqh
>>
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>>75544448
such is chads life
>>
>>75544512
dont be sad
BE ANGRY
>>
>>75544448
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
post chadfile so we can learn from you
>>
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>>75544550
>>
>at least 2 nigger "females" from Lisbon on IP

WTF Lisbon?
>>
>>75544553
I bet its more of a conductual thing but still
THIS
H
I
S
>>
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>>75544553
Got banned for having this in my profile pictures
>>
>>75544648
>profile pictures
>pictures
>plural
What about the others, chad? We all know that stale memes don't acquire quality QT's.
>>
>tfw you lose the motivation to message QTs back
>>
I wish I wasn't afraid of talking to girls in their language. I'm absolutely terrified of making mistakes and having them laugh at me. Plus all the languages I'm interested in take 5 million years to become conversational anyway except for Turkish.
>>
Tfw tinnitus
>>75543554
4 now I think
>>
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>>75544992
learn some obsecure one, then theyl like you no matter if you can speak it or not
>>
>>75545117
>Tfw tinnitus

My condolences

Maybe we're just 3 posting a lot
>>
Make new please
>>
>>75545166
T-this is my first (now second) post itt
Egyptian girl here btw which one are you?
>>
>>75545134
You're right about that. I put that I'm learning Ukrainian on my profile and I get a lot of Ukrainian girls messaging me asking why,
>>
>>75545248
Which one what?
>>
Dutchfags fuck off
>>
>>75545517
Afraid I might steal yo gurl??
>>
>>75545517
Don't like toothpaste? British descent?
>>
>>75545517
Hey dutch posters at least don't discuss their favorite cuckold movies or their addiction to them like brit ones.

>>75545740
had a chuckle
>>
New

>>75545928
>>
>>75545761
That's one Brit faggot he doesn't represent us all
>>
The polish girl was offline all day yesterday, but she started a conversation with me today, 10 mins after I logged on :)
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