Culture Pals /cp/

>girl has in her bio that she's obsessed with blue eyes, white guys, tall guys and guys who play sports
>pretend I'm into /fit/ stuff to lure her in right away

>>75505528
First for ruskie qt bf

Oh fuck, 50 secs...

interpals.net/707lololol

^ look at him and laugh

>>75505559
Amai

>>75505616
's nie goe zenne

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hmph

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Is this one of you?

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>>75506149
Iktf

wat happens in this thred

>>75506207
me desu

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>>75506227
And only 1 message

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nth for cutting contact with my main qt after cutting them with polish sidepiece

>>75506373
What the fuck happened?

>>75506149
Ive seen your profile, you dont even have a photo of your face as your main pic.

I swear its impossible to lose weight. I have only eat 2 apples, some pasta and a few grapes today. I have also biked for 45 minutes and lifted for a bit but I was really tired. Anyway, I weigh more than I did yesterday.

>>75506373
polish workmate moved to germany first, then italy and is now happy in the UK
he said italy was a shithole
subhuman opinion I'm sure

>>75506373
Just send her 'I'm so sorry, I want to be friends again, pls respond'. Works everytime.

>>75505528
This pic is really insulting. Please get rid of the star crown. We are not christian.

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>>75506479
>you dont even have a photo of your face as your main pic.

un true

>>75506479
You need to stick to it for at least a few weeks, don't come back here complaining about weight loss before you've tried a diet for at least 3 weeks.

>>75506505
^ this tbqh :^)

>>75506442
We used to have valuable conversations for almost a year, then stuff slowly went bad.
Told her that it doesn't feel right anymore and she's saying I'm making a big deal out of it.
Worst part is I'm feeling odd about it cause it was just platonic attachment, no flirting or stuff involved.
Gotta be strong lad

>>75506498
>polish
they're snakes

>>75506505
we're still quarreling about it, hurts but is the only right choice tbqh

>>75506607
>We used to have valuable conversations for almost a year
T-this is bs, right? How can you have "valuable conversations" for a year, especially with a girl?

>>75506710
I have no idea either, maybe that's why I got attached to her

>>75506479
Low carb high fat, anon, listen what I'm saying!

>>75506741
Nigga, stop bsing me, I'm too autistic to decipher if it's a joke or not.

Did you actually have good convos with this girl for a year or not?

>>75506782
I'm not bullshitting you, we had those good convos for real

>>75506815
WTF?!

How is that even possible!?
Please explain :33

>>75506888
Maybe I was really lucky. Most of Russian girls are boring, so you gotta look for the 1% of them who can hold conversations

>tfw qts sleeping and no1 to talk
Should I start a convo?

>>75507011
I know girls are boring. I've found a pretty good ruskie QT, but I'm already (only been a few days on whatsapp) out of things to ask her.
How the fuck do I move the conversation along without asking her what she thinks about "the great FN FAL vs G3 debate" or some other autistic interest of mine?

Help me mein nigger, I'm pretty worried tbqh

>>75507128
Conversations are supposed to flow naturally. Talk about what happens in your daily lives, discuss it, bring up personal experiences and cultural differences.
Just don't make it sound like an interview or it's gonna get annoying for the both of you.
And please, don't get attached to her, I'm paying the toll of that mistake

>>75507128
If she's interested, she'll try to keep the conversation going no matter what you talk about as long as it's not too autistic.

>last online 20 hours ago
I shouldn't have made that dick joke

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>>75507233
So ... I'm fucked?

T-ty


>>75507222
>just b urself
I'll just ask her if she prefers the hangman's knot with 7 or 9 turns, thanks.

>>75506373
I stopped giving a damn about internet women ever since I got depressed over a girl from IP who stopped talking to me back in 2014 because she got a IRL bf and realizing how fucking retarded I must have looked.

If I stop talking to some girl on the internet no big deal, there are literally thousands of thousands of other girls to talk to and get firty with.
Having a chick from IP or any girl for that matter manipulate your feelings and mood is fucking retarded, especially for an adult (I think all of us here are +18)

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>>75505528


Your whiteness is fading, negroerican

>>75507328
stop being gay you sick fuck

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>tfw she stops responding after checking out your profile

>>75507398
I'm not telling you to just b urself, don't force conversations by interviewing the chick.
Speak your mind, if you feel like asking her about an heroing methods, do it. It would probably lead to a better conversation than asking her her favourite ice cream flavour.

>>75507405
We used to talk for so long I got cucked into attachment, white friend

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>>75507543
>she says hello
>say hello back
>no response

>talking for a year
>platonic
top kek italian boy is a beta

>>75507613
I know britbong friend, I know

>>75507398
>>75507128
you should unironically use interpals for language exchange, figure out which countries have qt girls for you, an interesting culture and pick that language

I've found Spanish and Latina qts far easier to talk with since I started learning Spanish, being able to speak their native language goes a long way to impresses them and having a natural conversation.

>>75507428
I'm bi and it was a dick joke about my dick to a female

It feels so good to not respond to an attractive girl

>>75507698
>tfw when the countries that have the girls you think are qt and have interesting cultures have hard as fuck languages

>>75507405

thanks /gustavo1993, good advice

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>>75507732
Yes, it is empowering, isn't it?

>>75507755
I'm not Gusta.

>>75507698
I'm learning Russian :(

Brazilian QT's seem to appreciate me more, which is cool.


>>75507590
Okay, gonna ask her about the best way to an hero, brb.

>>75507793
Exactly. Finally giving them a taste of their own medicine. I don't need them!

Why are so many girls on this site doctors and engineers?

>>75507732
But why though? Is she boring?

I spoke to a slav girl yesterday who is legit hot enough to date a football player. Or be a £50,000 hooker. I don't even get this nervous when I have met actual celebrities.

>>75507846
Cuz those are lonely professions? idk

>>75507910
those girls are a dime a dozen in the Eastern Europe, hot girls everywhere over there

>>75507910
Yeah
Profile?

>>75507846
Russian education system is redpilled, fewer degrees in "Tatar Women's Studies"

>>75507806
>I'm learning Russian :(
if you can get to the point where you can have fluent conversations in Russian you're in, seriously, very few Westerners can speak Russian

>Brazilian QT's seem to appreciate me more, which is cool.
yeah they love it if you talk some Portuguese, I am planning on it being my next language when my Spanish C1

>>75507846
Money...

It pays well in 3rd world

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what different is the "i can help others with my language" option?

lol, why do a lot Russian girls try to make their photos look like a professional photo shoot?

It's really funny, especially if they were take in her commie block flat

>>75507994
Not just Russians. But I guess you're right, in other parts of the world the most useless degrees you're going to see are history and literature usually. And also you don't have 80% of the professors being hardcore leftists who don't actually teach anything but just indoctrinate their students.

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>>75508147
m8...

Wanna marry me for visa and convenience? We'll tell your parents your gay

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>>75508216
>especially if they were take in her commie block flat
This is so true, I love seeing girls with brand new IPhones take selfies with what looks like Pripyat in the background, fucking nice.

>>75508077
Wtf, cunt? Why you trying to steal my QT's?

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>>75508291
i dont need visa to brasil

>>75508321
They're huezilians, they're mine by jus soli

>>75508581
Fuck off, all lusophones are rightful moorish property.

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>>75507973
>>75507983

I'm comfortable flirting IRL with girls up to 8/10, beyond that I'm a nervous wreck.

Pic very related

>>75508741
What a slag

>>75508546
You need it for convenience, they'll understand why you never brought a gf home

Also, I'd cook for you ;3

>>75508612
I'm also moor!

At least 1/8 moor, I guess

>>75508741
loooool, she's cute

>>75508973
>At least 1/8 moor, I guess
Minimal for belonging to the Caliphate is a moorish father, sorry Jose.

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>>75508910
but i hate rice

Turkish girls are quite desperate, I see her messages and if I don't reply in 5 mins they message again "oh looks like you're not interested in turkish girls :(". Starting to think I'll just move to Constantinople and start rebuilding the Ottoman Epire.

>>75509027
>jose
Nice try, I'm João

O pior é que minha avó paterna devia ter algum sangue mouro, mas não tenho certeza do quanto e meu avô materno é judeu convertido, vindo diretamente de Coimbra


Fode não

Why's this thread moving so fast?

>>75509153
Ask about sopa de macaco and if it's uma delicia

>>75506207
I'm messaging that guy asap

>>75509219
Gotta catch them qts fast.

>>75509216
>O pior é que minha avó paterna devia ter algum sangue mouro, mas não tenho certeza do quanto e meu avô materno é judeu convertido, vindo diretamente de Coimbra
Ich, filho, ca puta!


>I'm João
Fds.

>>75509197
You can't whiten muddy waters, sorry :/

>>75509153
I'm more into bread and pasta

muh italian heritage

>>75509284
Que se foda, vou para Antalya fingir que sou Turco e comer as porcas russas.

>>75509303
Pasta is pig disgusting.

>>75509384
...

I won't ask your hand again, you can either accept, either decline

And if you take a bath every day, I'd suck your dick eventually

>>75509197
I see desperate Turkish girls being memed about a lot but I can't seem to find one.

>>75509284
Não entendi porra nenhuma...

>>75509384
Cala-te, gustavo!

>>75509500
Fail quote

>tfw no christian bf

>>75509643
>tfw no christian bf

Are you a grll(male)?

>>75509693
yes
are you a christian?

>>75508741
Wew lad

>>75506207
Does he forgive?
Does he forget?

>>75509571
Why is everybody callling me Gustavo? I'm not that motherfucker Gustavo, he's not the only Argentine on IP, retards. I'm gonna smack you all.

>>75509512
Are you a neet who never graduated from uni? If yes, don't bother, seems quite important for them.

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>>75509027
>tfw one Brazilian that I'm talking with is fully white

>>75509780
Por qué no te callas, Gustavo?

>>75509719
I'm catholic and i used to help the father!


Tugas, como se fala "coroinha" em inglês?

>>75509851
>ancestralidade portuguesa
not white

>>75509851
>ancestralidade portuguesa
>branca
Meu avô era claro como a foda e tinha o cabelo liso, não fosse o sobrenome de convertido nunca saberíamos...

>>75509828
I graduated from uni but I'm a neet. I don't mention being a neet though for obvious reasons and just make something up if someone asks what my job is.

>>75509910
pls message me

>Tugas, como se fala "coroinha" em inglês?
altar boys? acolyte?

>>75509983
Maybe you're just not attractive to them or gave messaged the wrong ones

it happens, everyone memes about Russians but I have never, ever had nudes from a Russian girl since using interpals in 2013, I've accepted that I must be unattractive to them for whatever reason (I think they like tanned men, I am a pale brit)

>>75510029
I honestly don't know how...

Altar boy is good enough.

Is it true that the song Alouette plays whenever a Frenchman walks in?

"Ohh ho ho! What is zees? Oui oui bonjour and zat. I will eating my escargot and drinking my wine." *belches loudly*

>>75510101
post profile

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Going to a party tonight boys, gonna cum in my trousers before I go so I'm walking around with dry crusty spunk all night

>>75510087
I have trouble finding decent Turks anyway because it seems 1 out of 2 is a koreaboo.

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>>75508236

yeah-yeah... one professor in my university was openly saying that he's giving just basic stuff, and the rest we should study by ourselves in library and shit
during the rest time he was explaining to us WHO doesn't let humans land on the Moon, WHOM we could see if we would stay near polling station after the end of elections and other boring stuff

others were not so "interresting", but not so far from him
i'm not pretending being a nice student, i was a lazy-ass, but seriously - the only professor i'm feeling some shame about not getting A was the one who was teaching mathematical analysis, probability theory and wave processes

our high education works on the amount of diplomas per year - one of my groupmates couldn't expel herself from uni on the last course: she's got tired from all that bullshit, but the process of making all those documents was already started. well, i don't know how it all ended, but it was funny.

>>75510332
>trousers
kek

>>75510419
>he calls them pants
They're what go on the inside

>>75510332
You're a sick individual

>>75510283
The only murican seein my profile was a female

>>75510581
As chamo de calças, mas nunca atendem!

>>75510624
h-hi

>>75510087
>Tanned men
Is that a euphemism for getting blacked?

>>75510724
Please talk 'murican I don't understand Moortuguese

>>75510749
Seriously? wut

>>75510935
what?

>>75510770
not so much niggers, but italians, spanish, turks etc

they don't seem to like northen euros much

>>75510793
>Please talk 'murican I don't understand Moortuguese

las llamo pantalones, pero ellas no me atienden
estoy cierto ahora?

>>75510998
I messaged you, but I tought you were a dude, are you roleplaying, arent you?

>>75510724
kkkkkkkkkkkk

>>75511130
No I'm a real girl (girl)
Nvm I don't want a Christian bf anymore I'm shy

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>>75511196
What should I say?

Not black enough or too black?

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why is it that if i write in profile "pls dont do x" everyone then thinks its funny to do it

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What's a guy gotta do around here to get some (You)'s?

>>75511555
post nudes of QT's

>>75511637
Ok here is a female vagina
http://imgur.com/a/jqt4Y

>>75511765
>Ok here is a female vagina
>implying there are non-female vaginas
Fuck, that was a risky click.

>>75511810
At least I got my (You), thanks Portubuddy

>>75511765
(You)
Was she a swarthy female?

>>75511810
What about a male vagina? shitlord

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>>75511850
No problem.

I'm trading stale memes for ugly QT's nudes, btw.

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Someone translate

>>75511983
>I want you to fuck me in a train station while looking me in the eyes, preferably while drinking coffee and reading 50 shades of Gay

This is a good one, go for it ;)

>>75512038
Correction, I think she has a fetish for the "Ust-Kamenogorsk-Atyrau" train line.


>>75511925
Here's your ((((You))))

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>>75511983
>you look so sad that it made me depressed and awoke my mommy instincts

>>75512038
sheeit ok den

>>75511931
Ok here's a chink slut who seems to hate how white guys treat her yet exclusively goes on dates with them
Really gets the noggin joggin

https://imgur.com/a/zHdCD

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>>75512279
>Really gets the noggin joggin
I think you mean:
>Really get's the eyes squinting
pic related

That's actually a pretty good body, for a gook.

>>75512384
>That's actually a pretty good body, for a gook.
Yeah shame about the full on roastathon going on downstairs
https://imgur.com/a/FppZt

>>75512279
6/10 at best

>>75510624
is she cute? how does our femposters look?

>>75512426
please don't post my profile, amigo

just got nudes last night.

Step in the right direction lads?

http://i.imgur.com/RkualMP.png

>>75512512
>http://i.imgur.com/RkualMP.png
no :(

>>75512420
Damm, tha's pretty gross.


>>75512512
WTF is up with the britbongs today?

>>75512512
That belly. Disgusting as fuck

>>75512512
Bad anon, bad!

>>75512564
You're fucking right it's gross that's why she got dropped a minute later

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>>75512512

>>75512512
Got lost in all that fat.

>>75512512
Speechless to be honest lad

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>>75512679
Savage, my friend, absolute savage!

>>75512512
Remind me of those old paleo statues of fat women
Venuses or some shit

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>>75512735
No time for roasties mate, no time at all
Also that picture cracks me up

>>75512512
where is she from lmao

>>75512878
>implying he's got better pics
Mein m8, why haven't I seen them posted yet?

>>75512512
Holy shit bro why were you even trying with this one?

>>75512038
he lies

>>75512512
is this the girl of the brit who acts like a chad by reposting the same two caps every thread?

>>75512944
Unfortunately I don't but when I get them rest assured they'll be posted

>>75512735
BTFO
T
F
O

But seriously, if anyone has 2 disabled kids, the topic of sterilization should be brought up by the doctor.

>>75512994
Best ally confirmed ;^)

>>75513012
>brought up by the doctor
>not enforced by the waffen-SS
This is why you brits are getting invaded by pakis, desu

/Oksana-AR
This disgusting tranny just viewed me

>>75513012
It certainly should, especially when you have public healthcare like us who will be paying out the arse for these retard babies

Side note: we should also ban Pakis from having babies due to the amount of birth defects they provide us with

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>>75513103
>due to the amount of birth defects they provide us with
>not cuz they aren't white

/Ann_Mew

get her nudes

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tfw

>>75513145
shhhh you can't say that anon

>>75513209
>being afraid of females in uniform
Stop giving me reasons to break up the best alliance REEEEEEEEEEE

>>75506479
fit lad here, read up about the keto diet. It's really tough for the first couple of week until your body adapts but after that you'll drop fat like nothing else.

>>75513148
>that body
Thankyou Jesus

>>75513145
as if being non-white is something bad

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>>75505528
>tfw just want to talk with some English/German qt interested in Russian
>tfw can't hold normie-tier conversations for more than 15 minutes
How do I stop being such a fucking autist, /int/?

>>75513296
>that hip to waist ratio
Fuck, man, fuck.

>>75513328
>t.Chechen

>>75513377
You don't, you just find the ugly autistic ones.

>>75513242
>tfw not even UKIP is running in my constituency
>tfw conservatives keep doing things to piss me off
>mfw if I were voting in my home constituency I could vote English democrats

This election is pure suffering

>>75513377
>English/German qt
you've chosen the two most unattractive groups of women in Europe m8

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>>75512798
These?

>>75513430
despite being circumcised i'm only polish-to-belarusian (mother is from belarus, her granny was polish)...

>>75513482
>>75512798
No wait
>old paleo statues

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>>75513576
These ones

>>75513573
>being circumcised
>polish-to-belarusian
t. crypto-zhid

>>75513457
>Tfw can't vote Nigel Farage as an independent PM

>>75513665
Thanks for pointing it out for me.

>>75513723
I wish Wolfe was leading UKIP not Nuttall it would be in a much better state

>talk with qt for a few days
>flirt
>she likes me
>i like her
>relationship escalates
>crushing feeling of guilt when I realize a relationship is impossible, and that I've just been leading her on

why do we do it lads?

>>75513776
What has Farage been doing?
Did the madman actually retire?

>>75513803
Why? Where's she from?

>>75512512
Good fucking God.

>>75513850
literal other side of the planet (Korea)

Its a pointless. I'm chasing something impossible, and reaping only suffering

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>>75513803
iktf

>>75513803
>tfw 7 fucking years until my qt and I can live together

My gut knows this won't work but she seems too good to let go

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>>75514026
iktf

also, why 7 years?

>>75514026
>7 years until you can live together
What is she, 11 years old?

>>75513952
no chances for her to come to study in UK?

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>>75514100

>>75513952
I was going to give you relationship advice, but then I remembered you were trying to racemix.

Here's the advice you actually need:
IP is actually a great place to find QT's near you. Just look for girls in the UK, France, Belgium, NL, Germany, etc.
Straight away, things are more serious because they don't see you as just some creep halfway across the globe, but someone they could at least meet on the weekends.

I've been talking to Spanish, Portuguese, French and Brazilian QT's and it has been much better than most other cunts.

>>75513850
Yeah he's living life and sucking up to Trump atm
got a radio show I think

>>75514246
Cool, can't wait for him to talk about the JQ ;^)

>>75514067
>>75514100
She adores her area of study (architecture) and wants to see it out to the fullest extent, I love how much passion she puts into what interests her but she's stubborn and won't come to the UK to study even though I basically said she can live with me, she wants to "achieve everything by herself and not have anything given to her".

>>75514269
>le strong independent womyn
she's trash and will never make an obedient wife
drop her

>>75514269
Tell her you can accomplish much more together, and that that's one of the beauties of love or some shit.
Also, mention that both of you can't handle 7 years apart (careful here!) and that you need to move in together as soon as possible.

Basically: make your cooperation with her a strength for her and not a weakness and point out that the sooner you live together the better.

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>>75513665
i did it because i like it that way
but i'm interrested in קַבָּלָה a bit

>>75514422
They've been talking for less than a month and you're trying to cuck him into a relationship long 7 years already

Kind of want to tell my qt I'd want her to be my gf if she lived in Canada but I don't know if I should.

>>75514486
What? No!
I'm trying to get him to change her mind.
If that doesn't work then fucking drop her, of course!

>>75514492
Gonna need more details to help you.

>>75514492
Don't say "I'd want you to be my gf"

That's lame

Say something a little more sexual "I'd have trouble keeping my hands off you"

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Post your drinks anons

>>75514110
That seems to be the only realistic possibility.

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>>75514600

>>75514746
I've never understood the cider craze

/nataliqwe
someone pls!

>>75514777
Just tastes really sweet and isn't very strong, so I can pace myself

>>75514777
It's a nu-male thing ;^)

>>75514988
My Korean friend sent me some Soju
Do I drink it tonight alone or with my mates on Friday which means justifying drinking gook booze instead of beer?

>>75515080
Depends on how you want to come across to your mates, I had some Sake with my mates before and they thought it was cool as fuck, Soju is more or less the same yellow shit, they'll probably want to try some.

>>75515018
Don't make me post Barbosa pictures..

>>75514550
>Gonna need more details to help you.
I've been talking to her since November. There's some light flirting sometimes, but it's not like our conversations are just constant flirting. It might sound really lame, but we have a lot in common with each other and I just feel some kind of connection with her because of that, even though she lives on the other side of the world. I do kind of feel like she just wants to be friends with me though, and I'm ok with that because it might be hard for her to come to Canada and like fuck I'm going to Iran for her.

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>>75515159
>Don't make me post Barbosa pictures..
>The anglo betrays me again
REEEEEEEEEEEE


>>75515170
>racemixing
S T O P

tfw meeting russian girl in a month

>>75515159
Well they didn't know I talk to foreigners online until she went ahead and posted pictures of us on my facebook wall for my birthday
Got a bit of a roasting for that, I guess I'll leave it

>>75514738
weeellll...
just to mention, my middle step-sister (i had 2, all from different fathers, and one stepbrother from father's first marriage) spent the last 18 or so years of her life in Marseille: in the end of 90s she met and got married with a guy, who was going in France from time to time to work as some kind of builder, he didn't know if he'll go there again, but after several years of their marriage (a daughter was born already) he went there again, and some time later wrote to her that she should take their daughter and fly to Marseille as well
they were living in studio, shitload of years as illegals, 2nd kid has been born. but once her husband met his school-love, and it caused a divorce. sister found new husband, a french-born italian, they've married, gave birth to another kid, but two years ago she died from melanoma

sorry, i've got carried away kinda
just saying that still there's a posibility

>>75515244
>moortugal telling me not to racemix
Nigga iranians are the same color as people in your country if not lighter.

>>75515335
Who fucking cares? Niggers are dark as night and they shouldn't racemix either
So long as he only mixes with Mediterranean's it's fine, your mixing with Muslim filth

>>75515299
Thanks for the hope Ruski-bro

>>75515402
She hates Islam though.

>>75515335
>implying color is the issue
Iranians were, a very, very long time ago pretty European, they aren't anymore.
I hope you found one of the rare ones them, gl.

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>>75514600
Carlsberg


Hello all I don't have a Russian gf

>>75515433
Chances are she's born to Muslim parents so she's just as bad
It's like dating an anti semitic Jew, it's still a fucking Jew

>>75515445
Not my cup of tea but to each their own

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>>75515244
Not an anglo boyo

>>75515259
You met up with a foreign qt? Only time I did that was in Barcelona three years ago, turns out she was a fatty (unlike in her pics) so I'm only risking meeting one again when I'm sure she looks like she does in her pics.

>>75515405

but they were kinda normies (if not mentioning my sister's alcoholism which leaded to several fights between us there in France and here when she visited us, and several "disappearances" of her)
i mean - i can't imagine myself in another country, which language i've studied but forgotten, with not much to offer on job interview etc. (sister worked as nurse almost all time)
but somehow they've made it...

>>75515579
Yeah I met up with her, I'd video called her a bunch of times so I knew she looked like her pictures
Only thing that surprised me was she was shorter than I expected, like 150 or something crazy

>>75515693
>I'd video called her a bunch of times so I knew she looked like her pictures

I didn't plan on meeting mine until only after I arrived in Barcelona so didn't have time to prepare with video calls, won't make that mistake again. How tall are you? Hugging her must be fun.

>>75515804
I'm still a manlet, 174

>>75515847
Same height as me, kek

At least you look tall next to her

>>75515916
I wanna find myself a tall gf so my kids don't need to suffer manlet status
Looks like I'll be moving to the Netherlands

>>75515436
Rare as in what way? Looking European, or acting westernized and wanting their country to be more like the west? Because wanting their country to be more like the west is far from a minority opinion in Iran. Their government only represents a small minority of Iranians, mostly older people and the rural population.

>>75515981
Tall girls are better I reckon but I've never been into Germanic women that much, Slavs and Meds look more feminine and have nicer accents, there's still probably decent Dutch girls around though.

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>>75502318
KEK
Post her nudes right now

>>75515847
>>75515916

Just wondering, are you not worried about meeting up with a girl at 5'8? What if she is the same size as you.

I'm just 5'11 and I'm insecure about my height. I thought girls only wanted 6'2 chads.

>>75516325
>I thought girls only wanted 6'2 chads.
Most girls only care that you're taller than them. There's like two countries in the world where the average female height is taller than 5'5" so you're usually fine as long as you're 5'9" or taller.

>>75516325
>are you not worried about meeting up with a girl at 5'8
>letting something you can't control determine your self worth
You sound like you gotta work on your self confidence mate

>>75516325
Girls only like tall guys because they make them feel delicate and protected. If you get an alpha personality you can make up for height.

t. 6'2 guy

>>75516301

piss off, scum

>>75516702
>If you get an alpha personality you can make up for height.
>implying we need another overcompensating manlet around

>>75516731
To be fair most of the "6'3" people on 4meme are just lanklets who pretend their height makes up for the rest of their autistic properties

Just got hard friendzoned for the fifth time in a row
feel like shit now

I'm trying to collect as much information as possible of a Brazilian qt and only got the likes of videos on YouTube. After that I can't seem to find anything more.

>>75517394
I'm usually good at this stuff, plus I can look emails and usernames up in a fucking trove of databases I have
You got an email I can contact you by?

>>75517535
you mean adress or some mails as well?
i guess 1st, 2nd sounds too fantastic

>>75517804
It depends where they're from, it USA addresses are easy, the more third world you get the harder it is

>>75517882
nah, i was just checking if there's any chances to read smbd's mailbox

>>75518029
I can look them up in databases see if their password has been leaked before, people tend to reuse

>Latina says I am a creep with a latina fetish
>tell her I prefer white girls
>gets butthurt and calls me racist
something seriously wrong with the female brain

>>75518243
Tell her latinas are white :^)

>>75517394
>>75517535
I found my qts address easily after a few quick searches. I won't do anything malicious but I've been considering sending him something, should I?

>>75518433
>sending him something without asking first
Sure go ahead if you want to look like a fucking creep

>>75518433
>him
I'm deebly concened fo u.

>>75518469
do I look like a creep if I asked him what his full name is?

>>75518526
No but if he doesn't want to tell don't push it
Don't ask for his "full name" ask what his family name is

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i knew i shouldn't have fucking drinked
i said happy birthday to my qt and it's on july 1st not june 1st fucking hell why is it always me fuckingfuck

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>>75518588
This is the tamest drunk text I've ever heard

>>75518588
Just tell her you're drunk and that you're sorry and laugh it off, what's the problem?
Just don't forget her actual bday :SS

>>75517535
Just to see... What info can I find in page source?
Is it just her photos?
I already have the pics and still can't find any info.
I save all the pics of potential qts.

>>75518620
i didnt just say 'happybirthday'

>>75518641
>What info can I find in page source
Unless you're wanting the page HTML then nothing really
Try reverse searching her images

>>75518644
whatd u say

>>75518644
Lets hear it then lad

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Who /nofap/ and /noscript/ here

>online dating thread on 4chan

i feel like this is rock bottom

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What's up degenerates? It's already june.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRv9XxPa2_g

>>75518846
That would be me

>>75518871
Ludwig?

>>75518871
One of us, one of us

>>75518481
Why?
>>75518469
I guess that it would seem pretty creepy.

Korean-american grill, can I message you? will you respond?

>>75518846
we be /dembois/

>>75518978
A-are you a girl? :3

>>75519164
There's like 4 girls that regularly browse I think
The creepy America, Korean-American, Korean in Korea and one from the Netherlands
5 if you count the Dutch tranny (you shouldn't)

>>75519118
Depends on your message tbqh. What do you want from me?

>>75519202
>believing them without seeing their boobs
Do you WANT to get trapped or something?

>>75519252
Literally the only one I even know the account name of is the Dutch one
All the others just hide

>still no qt European bf
It isn't fair.

>>75519282
/ripinpiece

>>75519276
>hide
Sure, that's why they constantly point out through indirect methods that they're girls.

>>75519335
To be fair they've been pretty good at not being all "i'm a grill btw xD" about it

>>75519360
The dutch mudslime is pretty bad about it, but the others seem to at least not cry about it.

>>75519389
That's fucking Muslims for you
She needs to go back to her Muslim country and have her internet rights revoked desu

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>>75519435
We will make Europe European again!

What does /cp/ think of mashup artists like girl talk and super mash bros?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ebkxT0Fss

How to find a black gf from America, or another 1st world country, who loves eastern slavs?

Why do girls that haven't messaged you in weeks all of the sudden message you?

>>75519490
Why would you want a fucking high t girl?

memes

>>75519490
American blacks are shit tier tbqh.

I want the Korean-American grill to be my mommy waifu :3

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>>75519915
>implying there are non-shittier blacks

>>75519686
boredom usually, I do it with girls sometimes

>>75519934
>racemixing
Come on bro I have Korean friends from this site but wanting to fuck them is just wrong

>>75519959
but don't they normally have like hundreds of guys messaging them at a time? this girl is a qt too i'm just confused

>>75519976
t. fag

>>75520027
t. loser who can't get a good girl

>>75520006
girls still find the time to fuck with your mind

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>>75519934
I already have a (hairy) waifu :3

but you should post your profile anyway

>>75519704
Cuz I want to live in US.

>>75520271
>>75520327
>>75520375
third time's the charm

>>75520422
Come live in the UK and I'll put on blackface and pretend to be your ebony queen

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>>75520435
shh

>>75520375
WHO
I'm not posting my profile if you won't be my mommy waifu

>>75520006

It's just boredom lad, and it's easier to just message someone whom you already talked to sometimes.

>>75520453
Okay, gib skype then.

>>75520478
me

>>75520599
Sure it's cuckking69

>>75520658
WHO ARE YOU

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>>75520811
I am myself

What do you guys do when an African sends you a message?

>>75520856
Sometimes I reply. They can be very friendly

My penis hurts

>>75520878
Are you the guy that got circumcised?

>>75520811
That would be me.

>>75520856
>not blocking Africa
If she's a migrant then I just block her.

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>>75520811
Dear lord! Just look at the year that is current!

>>75507702
You're still gay tho

>>75520911
No!