The gf edition
woah... taste the rainbow
lead me not to temptation
>>75503575
>no cute penis&balls
dropped
>>75503575
jus need the pink and brown
Cooling down
>>75503575
Love those socks
>>75503574
*gets rock hard*
covfefe hahahahahahahahahahaha
had 2 (two) beers last night and i've got a hangover today
state of me
What's the actual motivation behind people posting sluts they'll never, ever fuck or even interact in any way with?
Genuinely dgi tbqh
it all makes sense now
shadilay
>>75503706
>>75503706
>>75503706
>>75503706
new for when janny delets this filth
>>75503677
*chops your willy off*
how do I achieve this look?
>>75503575
I have those socks
But theres never really an appropriate time to wear them - they are only good for dressing up and taking pictures with
>>75503722
*busts your balls*
>>75503719
fuck off with your anime you underage nonce
>anime vs arse
Hmm
>>75503680
I thought the ice cream shoah was bad enough but now THIS?!
the Republican PArty is the most vile sick twisted organization in history and Trump is like Mecha Hitler at the end of Castle Wolfenstien
>>75503725
no straight lad would ever wear trousers that tight
Paki just got road rage because I took my foot off the gas (there was traffic ahead) and the spastic nearly went into the back of me
He pulled up next to me and we shouted at each other for 30 seconds then he drove off, I was ready to get out and box the cunt
>>75503707
Praise kek
>>75503677
*pulls your cock out and teasingly licks it and then sucks it*
>>75503575
>trap socks
>no cock
what is this madness
>>75503687
had a few shots last night, slept 13 hours straight and pissed the bed.
>>75503735
PICS NAW LAD
>>75503725
is he carrying barm cakes?
>>trap socks
>>75503754
those are slim
>>75503735
Pics
how the hell do you wank with a circumcised dick? Pull your foreskin back and try it, it's impossible
>>75503725
be tall and slim
do you mind not LARPing as benders in /brit/ lads
>>75503799
>>75503707
govpepe
>>75503763
*cums and then bends you over and starts pounding your arse*
>>75503808
thats why they use lube. hand slips up and down (i guess)
>>75503808
I think they use lube
lol
>>75503808
you don't
Howling
>>75503827
you fucking degenerate filth
cannot wait for the day of the rope
>>75503827
wanking to this as we speak not bent just like those socks
>>75503808
wouldnt even bother wanking if i was circumcised
mentioned my idea of a sci-fi fantasy movie about dinosaurs to some paki and he yelled at me for like 30 seconds
>>75503808
Some use lube others don't.
>>75503852
I don't and it's fine
>>75503525
i never said that you believe that m80, but this is the kind of rhetoric that gets posted here and yet you were saying that people should be okay with it because ya know, its 4chan, something with which i dont necessarily agree.
furthermore im quite curious what sort of unorthodox beliefs you have that make you a fascist?
hope it doesnt get 2edgy2fast4me cause i really need to get something to eat
>>75503808
>his foreskin doesnt retract naturally upon erection
>>75503868
>>75503862
me on the right
>>75503921
I've seen this before need a timestamp sweetie x
>>75503827
>>75503921
Putting socks on does not make you a cute girl
>>75503912
XD i FUXING LOOOVE THIS MEME haha irelands BACK AT TI AGAIN with the dank memes
>>75503954
Rasheed
sick media hounds harassing young boy showing effigies of his own fathers corpse on live TV
>>75503920
nice broke dick
>>75503953
wow rude
that lad in oregon who stabbed the cucks on the train is fucking based
>>75503953
its progressive
>>75503953
It's cute though :3
>>75503953
uhh sweaty x
@75503907
>replying to a 5 hour old post
wew lad
>>75503827
POST YOUR COCK PLEASE
>>75503920
>hes got a short foreskin
absolutely, undoubtoubly, unironically howling, hollering and roaring at the state of you
>>75503995
rude af desu, imagine if they did that to obongo
>>75503953
wrong
>>75504012
fuck off yank
>>75503834
*cums hard and then cuddles with you in post-orgasmic bliss*
>>75504020
post more lad
>>75504007
>>75504016
>>75504019
>>75504020
>>75504056
End yourselves
>>75504041
*undoubtedly
I've got a huge thick dick but my foreskin only covers half my cockhead when I'm hard and it naturally retracts too, I wonder what it's like having a tighter foreskin that covers my whole cockhead that I have to pull back myself, watching lads do it makes my mouth water
>>75504083
no u those socks on lads are cute
>>75504095
>>75504095
indubitably*
>>75503995
>Old Jewish hag displaying the head of her President as if she was in ISIS
What's the point desu? Can a liberal explain to me? There's nothing artistic about it, it's not really proving a point..it's just..stupid
>>75504081
>lad
fuck
i snapped out of it now, this is really gay
Dinner with the gf's family tonight
Should have got a beer for the train smdh
>>75504111
Only because you can't see their ugly man face and you can pretend they're women's legs
>>75504125
projecting
sick of people having opinions on things they know nothing about
>>75504081
>>75504159
You mean Tory voters?
>>75504136
they should be strung up for treason
at least I never let my dad down like that
>>75504109
FONT
>>75504192
ah fuck, now my willy's hard
what do you and your bf do together?
>>75503996
no retard, thats actually more common than having a worm dick
me rn
can you take your gayposting to >>>/lgbt/ you fucking homos
>>75504012
off yourself, cumskin
>>75504262
wheres your willy
>>75504262
the fucking state of yanks...
The gf
https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/869794628215681024
how is that from a car bomb
100% air to land missile
>>75504292
I REALLY wish she was a boy
>>75503907
its posted because its funny first of all, because black communities are a problem in many western countries, because of bitterness directed at whites resulting in bitterness in return, because of the lionizing of blacks in the media over every other minority, and because of some insecurities.
you're doing the same thing again by bringing up niggers first and foremost. they were exploited because they were weak and had broken communities/corrupt leaders. Westerners will be exploited too for the same reasons.
white supremacists are dangerous because they assume we will just naturally prevail without considerable effort or will, I don't agree with this.
I don;t want to type out a manifesto here but I've posted in /brit/ long enough and talked about my beliefs, though only under a Viet flag recently.
Literally hate 95% of you but can't stop coming here
JANITOR is here lads keep it sfw
>break up with long term gf after uni due to distance
>tinder date with grill two months after: one date, didn't want to speak to me after that
>meet girl through mutual friends, date for 3 months then breaks up with me for no reason, no contact whatsoever
>meet another girl on tinder, date for a month or so, don't even have sex, breaks up with me to go out with someone else, presumably who she was seeing while we were dating
starting to think there's something about me that girls just do not like lads and I have no idea what it is
>>75504311
>she
>>75504262
shave
>>75504147
no
Russell Brand has endorsed Labour again lads
>>75504346
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thinking of doing something that could literally cause a race war but scared of getting caught
>>75504379
>>75504368
>>75504391
imagine owning that cup
it literally never gets old
>shaving your belly
gay af senpai
would rather corbyn as pm than miliband
>>75504379
>tfw born just in time to enjoy having a qt bf
>tfw its so hot i get to wear my slut clothes
hell yeah
>>75504418
did it yesterday
feels good man
>>75504455
that's because you're unironically gay
shaved my legs, crotch and arse yesterday
>>75504436
>>75504455
>neckbeard
>hairy legs
>posting on /brit/
>retarded haircut
You're not fit to be a slut and you're not cute enough to show your face. You're too weak to be a dom it's pathetic.
why are benders so catty?
>>75504559
You would be if you took it up the bum.
>>75504559
something something stick up their arse
>narcissistic bender tries to derail the thread and make it all about him
ahh yes
homosexuality is not a mental illness
>>75504484
>2017
>not being ironically bisexual
>>75504643
theres 2 of them actually
Ugh stop Virgin posting it's so obvious
>>75504503
NEEED to know where you find this stuff
>>75504643
tbf nobody is forcing people to reply
>>75504698
you can fuck your mother klaus, make her bleed
w-why do pakis hate me so much?
>>75504691
full. chan
>>75504793
Cripple chan?
why do rorkes think muslims are everywhere?
>>75504828
because rorkes live in the slums with the scum
>>75504828
>1 in 20 people is muslim
This is supposed to be acceptable? not to mention they breed like fucking rabbits. give it 30 years and whites will be the minority
>>75504828
They're vastly over-represented on TV and in the younger generations who are more social.
I make the game
I set the rules
I count the cards
I cash the cheques
>>75504828
mandatory quotas on media
>>75504828
>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*
should i have a cheeky wednesday beer lads?
>>75504852
>whites will be the minority
Oh no.
>>75504802
4+4 chan. youll see it on the front page
>>75504828
one is too many
>>75504881
have a cider mate, its more refreshing on a hot day like today
Guy on the train opposite me looks EXACTLY like Jordan Peterson, /Pol/'s Canadian sweetheart. Even had to check his Twitter to see if he's in the UK (doesn't look like it).
Incidentally wearing the worst pair of shoes I have EVER seen.
>>75504885
paki twat
back to your desert shithole rasheed, stop bringing the 3rd world here with you
>>75504910
i'm not bent though
>>75504914
>/Pol/
alri reddit
>>75504910
Going to crack open one of these
>>75504828
Probably because our mainstream media over represents minorities. Bet it's similar for gays, blacks too.
Certainly in the UK where our MSM is primarily based in London and thinks the demographic make-up of the city is a fair and accurate representation of the UK.
>>75504910
*slaps your bollocks*
mind that vaj haha
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/stormzy-says-vote-labour-leaflet-10533592
Who here /devilish/?
Went to the gym today at a time I know no one's on the front desk, and used it despite knowing full well my membership has expired.
WHOOPSIE
>>75504931
It looks terrible
>>75504931
not a dry seat in the cinema when I went to see raunchy R-rated comedy #Baywatch
loved it:)
>>75504828
Roarkes bigotry has gotten to the point where they no longer perceive the world like normal human beings do. You can do the same if you do to much LSD.
>>75504941
Sickly, synthetic shite.
>>75504828
Muslims underreport in censuses etc. Probably more than the statistics let on
>>75504941
Bender cider. True men drink dry.
>>75504979
Poor implementation of this gimmick
It's meant to be childish behaviour with negative impact on other people....not something as mundane as sneaking into a gym. Smdh
do I hate nonces? yes
do I love pints? yes
any more silly questions?
JUST
>>75504971
>thick nigger voting for a thick nigger party
Wow, surprising
>Poor implementation of this gimmick
>It's meant to be childish behaviour with negative impact on other people....not something as mundane as sneaking into a gym. Smdh
do i rate pogba? no
any more silly questions?
>>75505057
You're a stupid cunt mate and I'm going to keep using it that way
>>75505053
Only tramps, benders and country bumpkins drink cider at all.
>this thread
>>75505103
stop making it worse
>>75503707
>>thick nigger voting for a thick nigger party
>Wow, surprising
>>75505053
I am actually bent though.
>>75505103
stop making it better
>>75505078
What kind of a fuckign scale is this shit?
*votes labour*
>>75505078
reeee fuck off aussies
>>75505100
Beer is a brown man's drink.
>>75503707
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75505179
Good egg
>>75505078
Mental how regular Aussies live like literal millionaires in the UK
JASUS EUGINE, THE SPODS AR FUCKHED, jaysus mary n joseph it lookhs loike bloight... at least ya plahnted the marrows n the broccli eh?
>ah shite
Eugine... Eugine where ar da marrows n d'broccli?
AH FOR FOCKS SAKE EUGINE
>not injecting whiskey directly into your veins
Fucking benders I swear
>>75504902
a thousand is never enough
>>75505259
potato famine
>>75505240
Ah yes, genocide sure is funny.
>>75505259
potato famine
>>75505313
genocide
noun
the deliberate killing of a large group of people, especially those of a particular nation or ethnic group.
>people
voted libdem - but based on a local issue.
>>75505035
good
read today that warrington council is investing in a bank that is meant to lend more to small business
just ate 66g of fat (my daily allowance) in 1 sitting
>>75505313
wait, are you saying the blight was human-made?
>>75505418
fascinating
haha lol genocide lads haha racism and conquest are just bants lads haha
>>75505313
jokes about genocide can be funny
>>75505371
haven't voted yet desu
>>75504828
the fact it always seems like a lot more is testament to what a nuisance they are
>>75505444
Hhaha yeah but in people of colour move here THAT IS GENOCIDE AND MUST BE STOPPED
getting a trite sick of /lgbt/ bleeding into every fucking board
what do you think of theresa may's u-turn on her care policy?
i think she should have stuck with it, it was good policy
tim farron is the leader britain needs
>>75505503
didn't sound that bad when I first heard of it
British Jewish general election voting intention:
CON: 77%
LAB: 13%
LDEM: 7%
(via @Survation / last week)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/869515166769184768
There is nothing inherently wrong with genocide #notallgenocides
>>75505537
>Jews are cuckservative globalists
what a surprise
>>75505476
oui t'as raison mon pote
marre de ces pédés c'est simple.
>>75505596
globalisation is inevitable
better to embrace the future than try to fight against it
Natalia Starr got BLACKED
is nobody safe?
procrastinating desu
any centrist man in
>>75505537
>Labour leader laid a wreath on a Palestinian terrorists memorial and said Hamas was a strong hard working political organisation that wasn't as corrupt as Israel while calling for Israel to be removed from the EU trade agreements. This has nothing to do with Corbyn's wider policies whatsoever, it's entirely because he hates Israel (crypto-muslim) and is effectively useless data. They'd vote for him in droves if he was pro-Israel.
>>75505596
globalisation is great
any leftist man in
>>75505705
>They'd vote for him in droves if he was pro-Israel.
They voted Tory when the last Labour leader was a Jew himself.
>>75505708
Any top shaggers in
any anime man in
Do switches in Java reevaluate the case statement each time or not? I ask because I want to use a switch on a random int and I obviously don't want the value changing as I check each case.
I have had sex with 4 (four) people and I am 18.5 years old.
Am I a manwhore? Should I cut back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reIZJRV4RSg
Ahh yes, women.
>>75505817
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shut the fuck up
>>75505778
of course not ya dippy
Covfefe
>>75505708
It's great for billionaires who can exploit labour around the world, and for people who can move to rich countries and leech off their welfare systems. Not so much for anyone else.
>>75505820
damn.. so powerful man..
>He's not senile, he's actually doing an epic meme
/pol/ has become a cancer. I can't wait for it to go the way of /mlp/.
>>75505774
>>75505859
gween tveve
>>75505751
memri TV is hilarious
i sometimes wonder if there's some sort of widespread hormonal or chemical disturbance (lead poisoning?) in the middle east that makes people there act like children
>>75505778
no it reads the value once and keeps that in memory
x
>>75505708
globalisation is great for third worlders and for rich westerners
it's destroying the western middle and working classes
wages are not keeping up with inflation
housing cost is way up
but of course bankers and politicians don't care about those problems in fact they like such conditions because they profit off of them
>Covfefe
any of you lads going to be in Japan in October and if so want to come clubbing with me
>>75505739
He wasn't a 'real jew', not in their eyes. He had nothing to do with the Jewish community and wasn't religious, he condemned Israel and also spoke out in support of Hamas after they killed 3 Israeli kids with rockets. He wanted to make islamophobia a crime with jail time and, again, used it as a talking point to attack Israel. He said he defined himself by his politics not his Jewish heritage and that's why he had nothing to do with the Jewish community. He wasn't quite as bad as Corbyn, hence he lost their vote by a smaller margin, but these same points lost him the vote nonetheless.
>>75505867
it's not 'exploiting' you RUC runtoid
outsourcing jobs is good for everyone involved
really want the drunk feeling but cant be assed to consume all that liquid, also cant be assed with the hangover so might just give it a miss
need module results and classification NOW
"globalisation" is a code word for capitalism
>>75505888
erm sweetie
>>75505933
>it's destroying the western middle and working classes
actually they're better off for it
>wages are not keeping up with inflation
they're rising faster actually
>housing cost is way up
the fault of NIMBYs, not globalisation
>>75505975
Prescription pills. Hangover and drinking doesn't bother me but liver failure does.
>>75505975
take dxm
Any benders or curious fellas in London wanna go to some gay bars in Soho with me this weekend? I'm bored and have nothing to do
>>75505952
fuck this guy
>>75505986
capitalism is a code word for multiculturalism
>>75505955
it's bad for the people left uninvolved: the now-replaced workers
>>75506031
He's going to rape you
>>75506031
that's gay lad
>>75506031
you should go to porn idol tomorrow night at heaven
POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>75505955
Yeah, except for the working class people who lose their jobs, which is, y'no, everyone except the capitalist owners.
>>75506002
you're literally wrong about everything
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-14/heres-why-wages-have-stagnated-and-will-continue-stagnate
>>75506066
bleh i went once
it makes me feel bad for the guys performing - the judges are always super mean to them
besides i prefer bars to clubs anyway - the most 'clubby' place i like is probably the Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Odds: I go for a walk and pick up some beers
Evens: I go for a walk and DO NOT pick up beers
Dubs: I take 50mg of diazepam and swig it down with a sip of brandy and say goodbye for the next 14 hours
>papers going mad saying Corbyn is going to win
Fuck me the state this country will be in if he wins.
Tbf yougov is used mostly by lefty uni students so I often ignore it somewhat.
>>75506047
>>75506088
the lazy bums can get a better job if they don't want to be unemployed
hate zionism
love palestine
Just cut my own hair 1 all over. No longer a pawn of the hair dressing industry lads
getting drunk on a school night because I've had a shit day
love winding up this racist yank
>>75506101
Wait are they really saying this?
i hope he does win, FUCK the media and FUCK the t*ries
>>75506092
>zerohedge
shan't be reading a word
https://www.minneapolisfed.org/publications/the-region/where-has-all-the-income-gone
>>75506002
>The only thing that matters is economics
>>75506031
twat
>>75506110
*slaps your head*
>>75506134
>Labour-led progressive alliance could win general election, latest poll shows
It's over
>>75506096
I feel like the judges are usually pretty supportive considering how meh a lot of the lads are. A lot of jokes about ufcking em even though they aren't attractive, but yeh when it coems down to scoring them and then the crowd clapping for em it can get a bit cruel when there are such obvious favourites.
"cultural marxism" is just a spin on an old nazi slur of "cultural bolshevism"
>>75506135
>i only listen to the propaganda that fits my worldview!
you're a pathetic louse
>tfw my shilling of corbyn on /brit/ triggered a chain reaction which led to the red surge
>>75506136
For people who hate greedy capitalists, lefties sure seem to use the keynsian economic growth argument a hell of a lot.
hey lads :3
women are a meme
but is till love to give em a ruddy good shag
>>75506179
>>75504325
i am afraid you have become very deluded thanks to 4chan and pol in particular, which pretty much proves my original point.
anyways, neither are blacks lionized nor is there any bitterness towards whites.
this sort of crap only exists in pol's bizzaro world where all they do all day long is to repost the same cherry picked shit and trigger each other about it.
if reality was as those morons are portraying it every woman in real life would be a screeching bitch, and yet I am still to find the fabled hambeast SJW imploding in my face about muh microagressions or whatever.
oh, i only chose blacks because its the most common shit that burgers post around here.
take it easy anon and dont allow a bunch of bitter virgin weebs to tell how the real world is like when those kids havent been outside their mom's basement since puberty.
nazism was self hating beta uprising
>>75506176
>post fake news website
>accuse others of propaganda
yeah okay mate
*buys an obnoxious shitty clicky clacky mechanical meme keyboard*
*puts a microphone right next to it*
ahh yes now it's time to record video game commentaries and put them on youtube
>Corbyn is closer to winning the election than at any time during the campaign thanks to a surge in support from women, a poll for the Sunday Telegraph indicates.
>Labour is now just 6 points behind the Tories with less than a fortnight to go – the smallest gap recorded by pollsters ORB International since the vote was called.
>The Tories are on 44 per cent of the vote with Labour on 38. The Liberal Democrats are on 7 while Ukip has collapsed to just 4.
>It marks a dramatic tightening of the election race, with the Tories enjoying a 15-point lead over Labour at the beginning of the month.
Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election when the Tories were literally looking at winning a majority of 200 before she slipped to within a couple of points of the most unelectable Labour leader ever
>It's a failure, an absolute failure. You release a manifesto like that with weeks of campaigning to go, it's unacceptable. If you had gone into Whitehall today they wouldn't have been celebrating anything. I think it will be a massive disappointment - Michael Gove
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Boris Johnson
>>75506134
Tories are between 5-10% ahead right now so Labour aren't quite there yet
>>75506179
Not gonna lie, former May voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching May crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this gal negotiate Brexit.
>>75506224
>anything that contradicts my worldview is fake news
you're an ideologue
>go to online video tutorial for a maths/comp sci subject
>only comments are indian guys thanking the presenter/uploader
Why are indians so polite? Is it because of british colonization?
>>75506226
i'm not a normie
To all the little lefty twats itt, refute this. You can't
>>75506269
nah, just zerohedge
find a more credible source
>>75506293
yes you are
>>75506284
the only indians that can afford education and a computer are the upper classes
>>75506103
to be clear: you agree that the unemployed workers lose out? whether you care about them or not is irrelevant
>>75506284
>colonization
fuck off yank
>>75506295
you want us to defend baby boomers?
what?
>>75506295
Why would I. No one likes boomers
>>75506295
How is this an anti-lefty meme tho
only conservatives like old baby boomer cunts
hang the rich
>>75506340
>my problems are everyone's fault but mine
kys
>>75506342
>>75506340
>>75506331
What did I say. You can't refute it
>>75506323
i'm going to colonize your mum's arse tonight, the only s involved will be my trouser snake
>>75506322
yes, if you move production to china some people will get fired and some of those people will be worse off if they can't find an equivalent or better job afterwards
>>75506331
Lefties now are the boomers of this generation. No clue or care in the world about the next. So Britain's going to be a caliphate?? That sounds rad man hahah!!!
>>75506392
Not sure how you implied that from what I posted.
try harder sweet-cheeks :) x
>>75506397
>arse
The Yanks have made a lot of mistakes, but they got one thing right - their sexual slang.
Ass >>>>>>> Arse
Jerk off >>>>> Wank
Dick >>>>>>> Willy
etc etc
>>75506397
good post
>>75506309
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/10/09/for-most-workers-real-wages-have-barely-budged-for-decades/
http://www.fidelity.com.au/insights-centre/investment-articles/why-wages-are-stagnant/
@75506436
>still got a (You)
don't need to try harder apparently
>>75506424
boomers were parasites who plundered every other living generation, so no
>>75506453
wrong
>>75506453
OH FUCK RIGHT OFF
>>75506453
so wrong it's hard to fathom
@75506453
t. yank on holiday
Fucking tranny is at it again
Talking to her female "friend"
The bitch used the same conversation starter I had planned for her
It's weird that they both keep getting breaks around the same time. I think the tranny is stalking her
off to my tinder date
rate the fit
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>>75506508
There is literally no bigger turnoff than hearing some airhead ask if I want them to 'wank off my willy' or 'smack them on the arse'. This language just conjures up a mental image of a leering Derby farmer with a piece of hay coming out of his mouth, which is an instant bonerkiller.
American dirty talk is simply more refined and developed than our own. Stop being so blindly nationalistic and be reasonable here lads
>>75506640
no one says willy (unironically anyway), the others sound fine
>>75506640
we say cock instead of willy mate
turn off your proxy yankscum