/brit/

>friend brings round his gf
>she's a fat blob and wants to have sex with everyone

hmm

anime
>>75499549
vile racist comments in that thread

>>75499631
oWo
What's this?

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>>75499591
slutania sucks

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Bigots

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>>75499631
kpop desu

>>75499654
>Bruce in charge of detecting sarcasm

>>75499652
shes a good girl

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>>>/tv/83404991

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>>75499682
No

>>75499631
Look how soulless this image is. A grown women flapping her hands for infantile men to sell chocolate covered biscuit sticks.

>tfw no London middle class trainspotter gf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVpPWlFEhd0

>roarkes are full of hate
>lefties are full of love
>rad cens are full of cum and pity

>roarkes
leftypol needs to fuck off

rorges

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drumpf is finished xDD

piled on brekkie on top of unnegotiated poo. now it be a'brewin, wish me luck la

ror'hkes

>>75499712
middle class city dwellers are insufferable

>>75499726
Every lefty I've ever met has shown nothing but hate and contempt for me just because I tell them I am a right-wing libertarian.

>>75499780
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

4D chess

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Rorukai

>>75499780
based donald sticking it to the establishment

fuck spelling

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>I am a right-wing libertarian

>>75499780
omg just impeache him now >_>

Lib Dem surge

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>tfw skin condition makes me brown
REEEEEEE! both my parents are white!

>>75499780
>>75499821
Can't believe he doubled down on this

wrohks

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>very lefty I've ever met has shown nothing but hate and contempt for me just because I tell them I am a right-wing libertarian.

>>75499845
all part of the plan my friend
the plan to save israel from SJWs

>>75499828
great post

>>75499842
I have seen a couple of your kind lmoa

This is going on r/cringe!!! Lmao XDDDDD Kys thats soo CRINGE

Need mystery meat Manc gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffIOaj-Gdg

>>75499842
POOOOOOO

hate politics
love ballbusting copypastas

simple as

>>75499922
>simple as
a tad annoying this gimmick
simple as

this thread is very covfefe

>>75499940
based

alt-right orc posting is a shit meme and we'll have none of it here

>>75499940
upvote

>>75499940
bet the SJWs are SEETHING
fuycking BASED

>>75499922
good post
*brings my pint down hard on my bollocks, pulping them instantly*
ahhhhhh.... yes

>>75499940
Aren't most vapers lefties? I imagine they are at least, especially in America. Wouldn't this hurt their product?

>>75499780
covfefe
COVFEFE
COV
FE x2

DRUBLE ZLORMPF!!!?!?!?!

But seriously, we can't let him get his hands on the second scoop, after this DISASTER I'm convinced the RepubliNSDAPcan Party is the most dangerous organization in human history

need an alt-right gf

>>75499780
ed balls: ed balls
donald trump: covfefe
JEremy Corbyn: I choose logic

>>75499983
yeah. most dude vape lmao fags are lefty twats

>>75499983
vaping transcends politics

>>75499983
i associate vaping with right-libertarianism

>>75499940
shadilay brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MEvGbTrwvo&t=1341s

getting my daily dose

vape nashe y'all

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I just vape because I'm addicted to nicotine and it's healthier than smoking
dont know how the hell it even became a subculture

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imagine having a semi-fit gf who joins in on your stupid hobbies

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>>75500058

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRUxA8U51xc

>>75500058
wtf how do i achieve this gf

vaping while I type this

>>75500084
>gif

fuck off

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>>75500013
>>75500008
IDK I think the yank is right. The 'dude bro vaping' guys seem like insufferable leftists. Like this guy. He made his own vape product called 'clouds bro clouds' or something my friend (who vapes and is also a leftist) showed me his channel. He even has the reddit and morty/star wars tattoos

https://youtu.be/2Urg3NnzL0I

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what's the point of creating all this GDP if it'll be immigrants who inherit anyway

>>75500110
racist

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>pizza for dinner 3 days running

got called a bongslav on youtube

>>75500091
do these people think that they look impressive?

>>75500110
cash out while you can man
only fools remain loyal to a state that blatantly doesn't care about them

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>>75500049
I just bought a vape to quit smoking. It's a bit weird but I kinda get it, people have turned it into a hobby almost, making custom coils and builds and making it into more of a hobby than a physical addiction.

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CAN'T
STOP
WANKING

>>75500110
immigrants are just as british as you & I you fucking nazi

on the poo la

guarantee you they'll find vaping to be just as bad as smoking in 5 years time

asbestos 2

>>75500144
the ring at the end was kinda cool imo

>>75500163
feels well good though doesnt it

>>75500158
the lord has forsaken me, and so my unholy crusade begins

agreed

asbestos 3

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>tfw international streetfood festival in my town
>tfw the british tent doesn't sell food
Really makes you think

>>75499631
you cannot post this

>>75500187
popcorn lung

there is no such as being more or less "british" than some one

today will be my first alcohol-free day for at least a month I think. Usually I take a day or two off the drink every week but it's just been full-on lately.

*eyelid begins twitching*
*10 minute walk to sainsburys for a few cold tinnies becomes ever more attractive*
hahaha love addiction and stuff

hate coke
love mdma

nothing else to say

>>75500224
t. paki

>>75499845
how is that doubling down
he made a joke of it

>>75500214
british food > skandi food

>>75500214
good post

>>75499473
Sort of. Fundamentally it's bone structure that makes people attractive. You can hide inferior bone structure to some degree with your hair style. A bob to make your face look wider, all the hair off your face to make it look thinner and so on. If a girl is genuinely beautiful she will be at her most attractive when her hair is actually pulled back from her face so that it obscures none of her face.

>>75500199
only a little
my dick is completely numb

Think about how degenerate and perverted wanking actually is, no way it would ever even cross your mind to do it if society hadn't been corrupted by jews

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>>75500224

best coke i've ever had was as good as mdma and about 5x the price

>>75500214
stones in glass houses m8 no offence

>>75500247
dude... he just like confirmed he's a total idiot dude...

>>75500224
rasheed

ban alcohol and cigarettes

kot decided to sleep on my lap :3

>>75500277
>tfw you accidentally see yourself in the monitor

>>75500286
if it was cheaper i still would never do it
its just rubbish

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>Think about how degenerate and perverted wanking actually is, no way it would ever even cross your mind to do it if society hadn't been corrupted by jews

decide to sleep on some aussie twats lap

>>75500161
>>75500049
Imagine how weak willed you'd have to be to bother with this e-cig shite and not just going cold turkey.

>>75500291
perhaps but it's funny nonetheless

Shadilay my dudes. shadilay

>>75500316
calling your sister right now

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>What you fuckin' lookin' a' ta little prick?

listening to The Abigails thinking about the girl that got away..............

hit that sad react to show your support

>>75500332
doubt you've ever had good coke then to be honest

>>75500277
why do monkeys and apes wank then?

>>75500370
shadilay brother

the fire rises

praise kek

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>>75500287
W-we got meatballs and rotten fish
>>75500251
Nah but atleast british candy > scandi candy (with exception of liquorice) desu
t. stuffing my face with fudge as we speak, goes quite well with tea desu

>>75500316
that's me in a fur suit

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post your faces when in 30 years people find out vaping is even worse for you than smoking

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>>75500374

>>75500370
deus vult gas the cucks fucken based

did you see wht i done
came in a black benz
left in a white one

>>75500375
i would bury my face so hard between her thighs that whoever can pull it out will be crowned king arthur

>>75500385
every time.
one day I may come across this mythical 'good coke' I hear so much about but frankly I dont think it's worth the effort

leftypol invasion yesterday was fucking insane, we were flooded

>>75500173
Immigrants are as British as a Nazi? Well I'm totally against them now

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>>75500352
I went cold turkey and haven't had a cig in 50 weeks tomorrow. I am out of work right now though and frankly I'm bored out of my fucking skull. I'm not social enough to fill my time with people, I do have a BF but he works 9-5 and I have fuck all to do most of the time. I've been craving smokes so much I bought a vape. It gives me something to do with my hands and making coils and wicks and juices gives me something to do in the day. I'm not cut out for neetlyfe

Having more then one waifu is degenerate.

>>75500370
>>75500392
>>75500439
shadilay fellow magapedes!

nice to see fellow 'pedes around here

it's been a good day triggering the normies and dropping red pills

>>75500453
shut the fuck up with your mythical leftypol invasion you delusional little rorke

>>75500398
we have some nice food it's just our cooking went to shit along with the rest of the cunt(tv chefs notwithstanding)

>>75500444
this was my opinion until i came across good coke too

but its still expensive for what it is

>>75500477
did you see the based black man on cnn btfo the librals with facts and logic? fucking based
based black man

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>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day

anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?

>>75500487
I was undercover in the discord it was an organised raid

>>75500505
proofs?

>>75500487
they literally admitted it you stupid fuck

>>75500499
Yeah, I quit them for roll ups. Price of fags are a pisstake here.

>>75500499
how do you even get to that many
at my peak I was on about 10 a day and that felt like a lot

why do dashboards/huds look so cool regardless of the car

those London victorian houses look so small from the outside but are so spacious and modern on the inside

>>75500499
lend us a 50 and i'll tell ya, moneybags

>>75500499
not enough hours in the day for me to have 75 cigs

>>75500514
I was undercover in the discord, trust me, it was an organised raid

>>75500388
gonna need a non-jewish source on that please

>>75500405
look up popcorn lung
many flavourings already have signs of being a danger

>>75500568
*organized

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>>75500560

>>75500514
cant leak anything yet or it might blow my cover, i was undercover in the discord it was an organised raid

imagine if /brit/ existed at the same time as the british empire was at its peak

haha hey leftypol here
raiding you dickheads even harder tonight ;)
get ready, little rorkes

>>75500521
ah so no proofs very good

>>75500606
to what end?

happy that smoking is on the decline and is being seen negatively

>>75500277
seen my dog wank before and try to fuck his stuffed toys

>>75500623
probably learnt it from u ;)

Yanks are fucking mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBeBPdyKVec&feature=youtu.be

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shag
marry
murder

>>75500619
smoking will be the next counter-culture

tobacco prices are outrageous now
in my day you could get 50 straights for 3 shillings and a bottle cap

Marx was right

>>75500514
>>75500487
here's your proof you stupid little fuck >>75500606

>>75500593
what model?

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>>75500623

any sort of raid or PR stunt in /brit/ is literally LITERALLY just pissing in the wind

"haha yeah totally rocked the world of those 30 odd NEETboy's and 4 normals"

>>75500499
dont believe you 2bh

i am from /britpol/ and actually it was us raiding under false flags

>>75500652
shag 3 marry 2 munter 1

>>75500652
dump left murder middle shag marry right

was in the anon-talk discord last, apparently they're planning to raid /brit/

I am from r/4chan

>>75500623
very interesting post

>>75500670
cara

>>75500673
looks like he's suffering from a bad cold and is looking for a tissue to wipe his nose

>>75500687
proofs ?

I started the leftypol discord invasion meme

>>75500652
what are their personalities and interests?

>>75500716
shadilay

>>75500736
lol gay

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>tfw NMR used several of our memes unironically
Pic related, have your nationalists used any of your memes. Pretty fucking cringy t b h

>>75500706
can believe they actually fell for the rorkesheed gimmick

got called an agent-provocateur in the leftypol discord lads

>>75500736
Sounds like you want a bf anon.

got called a splitter in the colosseum earlier lads

>>75500752
our gimmicks are too shit to be picked up by the mainstream racists

>>75500752
What are you even talking about?

got caller an utter mong in the leftypol discord

would happily fire a a whaling spear into the chest of any one of you

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>>75500792
https://www.nordfront.se/nordfront-lanserar-veckans-meme.smr
This desu

>>75500778
this is Judean People's Front territory, fuck off

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>what are their personalities and interests?

>>75500652
shag 1
marry 3
murder 2

mum called me a handsome boy in tk max

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prioritising cars ruined British cities more than concrete buildings

do people actually have these secret little autistic chat groups
seems impossibly sad

herro ar come fram 2ch, we arr pranning raid /brit/

>>75500821
"whaling spear" is the pet name your marge gives to my knob mate

>>75500823
these groups always feel like huge honeypots to me, maybe im paranoid

>>75500855
*prioritizing

>>75500652
what happened to that girl on the right? I remember she used to get posted nonstop by pseudononces years ago but I haven't seen her face in ages

>>75500873
christ I hate white men

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/71926571/#71927071

the post that started it all

got caught dyslexia in the pyschoanalist ladys

>>75500880
FOYz

>He fell for the polytechnic meme

>>75500855
imagine a large scale brutalist city built on a human scale with tight little roads and narrow bike baths everywhere in between the megalithic concrete slabs which blot out the sun

in the 6chan discord now lads, seems all two of them are planning a /brit/ invasion

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*blocks your path
>"you are fucking aryan boipussy and not spreading the white seed to black women like a degenerate racemixer are you anon?"

le 9gag army coming in hot
going to shitpost your thread you racist degenerates!!

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>>75500652
Marry 1, glorious fucking tatar
Shag 2, pic related
murder 3

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>>75500935

>>75500873
All of that sounds really good

took my willy out near a primary school today

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When the piss hits your face like a man of brown race, that's covfefe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqtKYaDycPc

>tfw no feminine white bf
REEEEEE

/hebe/ here, will be invading you lads later tonight

>>75500873
>that sneaky british gentleman dude at the bottom

>>75500977
Alri Poley

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Olympic rifles look pretty cool

any white man in

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/31/barron-trump-thought-donald-beheaded-image-real/
le compassionate left

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>>75500957
cawfee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T1xjuGBq80

>>75500990
Um I'm no polish sweetie xx

>>75501009
Newcunt

hey guys /pakig/ here can we stay in your thread for a while ?

>>75500860
>your marge

stealing this and shan't be crediting you

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>awww, super ka-why-ii

what did she mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY

>>75500984
Ta for the warning, lad. See you then
x

>>75500652
Shag katja
Marry miru
Murder lera

love 'lies i cannot tell a lie

>>75501017
I know the pole nonce lad but I'm not a nonce sweetie

>>75501022
You the same lad that vowed to nick my 'Islamic state of you' the other day? Bit sick of it desu

raiding my own bollocks this evening, get ready

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>>75501006
insha'allah
the infidel DOUBIN PLUMPH shall pay for his insults to Science (social justice be upon xir)

*steps on your goolies*

this site can do me no good. need to go do literally anything else

Raiding your arsehole lads

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OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
(much better than a)
OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

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really really want a polish gf with a cute accent that is a bit angry and sad because everyone calls her vermin

>>75501045
God you're new
>>75501036

>>75501061
no but *picks it seamlessly from your clutches* *scurries up the street with it, giggling rat-like*

>>75501090
always wanted to go to the polish supermarket and take the thick blonde into the back to knob her

Went out to the living room and my dumb dog had knocked over a bowl of spaghetti. I was furious he was covfefe

>>75501104
explain it then huney xx

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What's next?

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>tfw no irish gf to domestically abuse
why even continue living?

I refuse to post in an anime edition

>>75501123
Don't let your 'eams be 'eams

>>75501161
I disavow

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>>75500873

*perches myself gargoyle-like above /brit/*
*monkeys down and swipes your gimmicks while you're distracted*

master will be happy with this loot

Covfefe is Turkish for cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxlmiy65Cmk
the bf

>>75501181
he's right, mummy may has lost it

>>75501167
She'd batter you

If we don't have a race war how will we know which race is the best at war?

>>75501219
'nce

>>75501090
Both of you would need to be gassed

>>75501226
one can hope ;)

>>75501090
>sad because everyone calls her vermin
>i am a miserable wretch but i want a woman that is even more miserable than me to fulfill my power fantasy and not to feel emasculated
>she also has to be a super qt

u never gona make it lad

>>75501227
19th century

>>75501205
*flutters down onto your head*
*shits profusely upon you*
*coos and flies off*

>>75501236
bit rude

i love nonces


t. little boy

imagine guessing trumps twitter password

>>75501227
That's what museums are for. The more full your country's national museum is of foreign artifacts, the better your race is at war

gas the je- *gets arrested*

>>75501263
someone should hack it

if someone asks for a cup of tea in britain, what kind of tea will most likely be served?

>>75501249
a miserable gf would allow me to be myself and not have to put on a normie "everything's great and super awesome" facade

>>75501263
I remember when people on /pol/ got into john podesta's twitter during the election and completely wasted it on something stupid like 'vote trump hi pol'

imagine being a colonial soldier stationed somewhere in africa

just hunting down the baboons in the name of King and country

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>>75501306

>>75501263
There's nothing you could say that's any better than what he says himself desu

>>75501300
Hot tea

>>75501337
ah yes pol

>>75501300
english breakfast

>>75501300
black tea

>the national grid is a private company and also runs some of america

interestng

used to only drink breakfast tea but quite like a cup of camomile in the evening now

Hate whites
Not racist just don't like 'em simple as

>>75501227
which race has had more sucess so far?

>>75501300
some cheap shit that's half milk and overly sweet

>>75501417
drink gunpowder myself

>>75501394
it was also divided up into 6 seperate grids for a while

>>75501418
are you legitimately satisfied by your post

Lads

Sniffed 400 euros worth of cocaine last Friday night and it completely cured my acne

>>75501444
this gets posted daily
why do you bother you sad cunt it's not funny anymore

>>75501305
in all honesty things could be worse, anon.
you need to change your attitude, be more positive, do things with your life etc etc

polish qts will come naturally

>>75501451
edge

467
Yeah now fuck off yank

hate people who are similar to me and people who are different. not racist. just the way I am. simple as

>>75501477
aye, but at what cost?

the internet before 2008 used to be so simple and fun

>>75501482
>type of tea is edgy because it has gun in the name
nob off

>>75501300
mum usually serves tea on a plate

>>75501500
>>75501500
>>75501500

>>75501506
400 snoop me lad

>>75501337
the fuck. how did they not say something about noncing kids

Making a new thread, no one else make one.

Race war now.

>>75501537
I already made one leaf

>>75501480
polish qts will never come naturally

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>>75501444
What the context?