/brit/

>>75497035
>sargon claims to be "left wing"
>thinks hayek btfo keynes
>will be voting for Theresa May
what did he mean by this?

>285
Shall be reporting this thread

>>75497035
woah this really opened my eyes
guess I'll be a social democrat now and vote labour and hold a migrants welcome party!

>>75497035
AiU is better than all of them.

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http://www.thejournal.ie/baby-names-highest-climbers-3418415-May2017/

kek

>why the hell are they fucking bombing us?!
*Supports further drone strikes in Syria*

>>75497082

>Theresa May is right wing


SCREECHING

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afternoon lids

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anime

class struggle is an illusion, just singling out one facet of the larger endless struggle of life
Hierarchy is good

who here /caughtthesunlastweekend/?

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Anime lads

>>75497097

you better fear Jakubs and Lukas, not moderate Muhammeds

>>75497151
no i've been staying in my room with my blinds closed
life is grim

>>75497177
Stop baiting you boring cunt.

>>75497199
he's going to reply with an epic anime reaction image

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>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day

anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?

pulled my gf last night

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>>75497199
>>75497208

considering working in a bar
thoughts lads?

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>>75497199
>>75497208
Stop oppressing me, I shant be silenced

if you like beena golada

>>75497299
>>75497308
based anime lads XD
keep posting epic anime reaction images

>>75497292
stop calling your willy your gf mate it's weird

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>>75497199
karen

>>75497303
wow an australian working in a bar well I can't say I've ever seen it before so I would say no you simply arent suited to it

Imageboards turned me into a philosemite
Rate

>>75497303
are you outgoing, confident, charismatic, and do you have 5 years of bartending experience?

Imageboards turned me into a phimosis
Rate

>>75497283
thats like one every 10 minutes wtf

>>75497367
>bart ending experience
how have the Simpsons not made this joke yet

>>75497367
nah but I know someone that works in a bar

fug, forgot to enable f.lux tonight

I was wondering why I didn't feel sleepy at all

trying hard not to ruin the ol' sleep schedule again

Hahah wow drumpf misspelt a tweet ahh what an idiot xD

WHERE'S ME JUMPER

good vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmLVjSvzkY8

Need to stop wanking

Wanked furiously for 40 minutes this morning and felt nothing

>>75497403
cool

*lowers copy of Fanged Noumena and raises eyebrow*
Trump? Don't think so...
*resumes reading*

*sets down the Telegraph*
Hmmmmm...
*picks up The Economist*

>>75497479
*overdoses on acid*
*books flight to Shangai*

So many retards on /brit/ who see the political scale as black and white
>lefties love pakis
>righties hate pakis

I'm a proud leftie and I fucking hate pakis and think we should close the borders

>>75497429

yes, i do.


next question.

>>75497519
same, open boarders is a capitalist thing anyway

Absolutely nothing wrong with Islam or Judaism

Based religions, Christianity is the laughing stock of abrahamic religions cause no on takes it seriously anymore

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>I'm a proud leftie and I fucking hate pakis

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>>75497519
it's just a fucking gimmick you mongloid
>/brit/ political discussions are super serious

Just has a wank lads. Just wanted you to know.

>>75497548
exactly, the only argument for immigrants is that they support the economy
could not give a fuck about numbers on a page

>>75497583
he's just come from leftypol lad, give him a break

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lmao

>>75497519
I'm a centrist and I like pakis if they let me buy things on tick

>>75497577
Phwoar what a hard nut

>>75497519
but what of the pints

hello subhumans

>>75497587
thanks for letting me know x

>>75497614
literal spastic
>>75497648
love em

Muslims who provide me with mind altering substances on tic are GOOD lads

>>75497654
Why do so many of you come here? Are you planning on destroying the Anglo race?

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*walks towards you*

Hope Corbyn wins

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>yes, I do categorise everyone I don't like into one label so I can debate them easier by just picking one talking point and basing your entire worldview off of that

>>75497654
hello
please export kvass
it's quite nice

>that one lad in your group who's also the most autistic and drinks spirits straight because he's such a hard cunt who loves the taste of 50% ethanol

brexit

>>75497704
quite literally me

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>>75497705
Mummy may is about to do a hillary

>>75497741
should've been gideon

>>75497732
Almost as bad as the lad who drinks Bailey's mixed with milk.

>>75497741
start packing your bags because it's going to be a long walk back to leftypol when corbyn gets btfo

>>75497736
alri josh worthington

>>75497732
>that one lad in your group who drinks guinness because he loves pints
(me)

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NEED a gookette in my bed

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/563610/Loneliness-bad-obesity-and-heavy-smoking
*dies*

>>75497803
worst photoshopping I've seen on a tit

>>75497793

>Guinness

*rattles the bar of your runt cage*
*you squeal and cower into the corner*
Hehehehe
More eggs, runt. Lay more eggs!
Hehehehehehehhohooo *breaks down into a coughing fit* Aha, AHAAHAHAA

>>75497763
probably should have
>>75497775
/britpol/ claimed it was going to be a landslide
If labour gain more seats than 2015 it's a victory

>>75497840
>If labour gain more seats than 2015 it's a victory
I don't think that's how it works

>>75497817
*does a really bad photoshop of your face*
how about now haha

>>75497742
http://resistancereport.com/news/white-terrorists-killed-more-this-week/

this got 50k upvotes on reddit

>>75497697
If that were up to me Britain wouldn't exist at all.

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Any comments on my technique?

Hate Mussies
Hate Terrorism
Hate Roarkes
Hate Pints
Love Hate

>>75497886
Which board?

>>75497879
Here yes because the elections were called to STRENGTHEN the tories not weaken them, having labout gain seats is a defeat

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>>75497879
It gives me the moral high ground in /brit/
don't act like you understand how our politics work you yanktard

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just had a very surreal experience lads
>making noodles earlier
>landlady is over
>mention to her my shoulder has been sore, I injured it badly a year ago and it feels bad from time to time after a workout
>she says she has something to help
>I sort of nod then go eat my food

>just now I come to clean out my bowl
>she comes up to me with a spoon and this bottle of some sort of oil
>makes me take my short off and starts massaging my back with this oil then scraping me with the edge of the spoon
>does this all over my upper body
>gives me a pretty aggressive massage
>then tells me to run around the house a few times
just back in now lying on my bed wondering what happened
shoulder is feeling better though atm

>>75497945
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6dr6f8/white_terrorists_killed_more_americans_this_week/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=politics

>>75497958
I'm well aware. they still lost the election though

Is brea liom Éireann
Na fuath liom Sasana

>>75497975
>terrorists
those were murders anon

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>>75497963
>It gives me the moral high ground in /brit/

>>75497984
Victory is determined by the goal, the tories want to not just win

>>75497984
Elections here aren't black and white victories and losses
If tories lost seats they would regard it as an embarrassing defeat after calling an unnecessary election

>>75497035
Fucking hate Sargon, what a giant douche

At least PJW is lulzy

/brit/ sucks

Yay, my /tv/ thread is doing well :D

>>75498034
in that case we'd need another snap election immediately because that would not be a mandate for brexit

The barber cut my hair too short look like a right chav now

>>75498051
Link?

>>75498039
hello my fellow kekistanis! xDDD

Jeremy Corbyn will save the UK from Christendom.

>>75498008
I think it's a shit article

>>75497742
what the fuck, I said this the other day and someone's nabbed it

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>>75498039
the SOW-COLLED "TOLURUNT LEFT" wants to put RAYCISTS in GULAGS

IMAJUN MOI SHOCK

Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.

don't understand why people hate pjw other than his personality and mainstream meteor. he's spot on about most things

>>75498069
here you go >>>/tv/83404295

>>75498109
good job

>it's Australians making bad threads on /tv/

imagine my shock

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>>75498109
nvm

>>75498109
Bellend, won't be bumping it now

Business idea: make a casual and addicting video game that makes you a lot of a money

Don't understand why yank rednecks post here

Don't understand why I'm still alive

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>>75498109

>>75498109
WAHEY look at this bellend!

Why are americans posting on a website that is a large majority american posters?

>>75498142
still got another /tv/ thread up, it's not doing so hot right now though
>>>/tv/83398737

stewart lee's cat is called jeremy corbyn, but only because he saw it on a campaign poster 10 years ago and thought "haha what a funny and obscure name"

>>75498193
This is the /brit/ you don't even know anything about Britain and never have anything of value to say

There's 99 other threads on /int/ for you

/brit/ is really slow today
did janny go on a rampage earlier or something?

>>75498201
omg sooo randommmmm xDD

>>75498263
Now is pass users only time.

>>75498263
/brit/ is a dying general

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>>75498263
nah

Freaks my nut that tragic Cuck Corbyn is going to be PM in a week.

>>75498290
this is the first time I find out what AMD stands for

>1 Bitcoin could be worth $100,000 in 10 years

wew. shame I have no money

gf just got a new job

I was watching some bees flying around on flowers on a bush earlier and came up with an idea for a smartphone game. The player starts with a set of bees and has to develop a beehive and colony of bees which can grow or falter depending on how skilled the player is at the game and possibly how deep their wallets are as well in terms of microtransactions. If the player is really good at developing the beehive, it grows and grows into a gigantic bee town that takes over the nearest human settlement and conquers the earth.

Think it will be a good way to earn some cash, particularly through children paying with their parents' money for in-game items. Has it been done before, lads?

>>75498290
I made some good money off this

>>75498255
Can't say I care. I hope you see the irony in complaining about americans on 4chan though. /int/ isn't for talking to people from your own country either

>>75498263
we're all shilling the shitcoins we bought on /biz/

>>75498322
I was going to but I didn't have any spare money at the time

>>75498309
I thought bitcoin was just for buying drugs online desu

>>75498263
most are either at work or desperately revising

>>75498309
>1 Bitcoin could be worth $0.00 in 10 years

wew. sounds like a sound investment

>>75498309
the issue is how will you translate that into another currency?

this is the issue with stocks as well, they can shoot up at an amazing rate but if they don't have any cash liquid it makes it hard to cash out

>intel i9

wew

>>75498327
>/int/ isn't for talking to people from your own country either
so why is 90% of the board generals for that exact purpose
checkmate gaytheists

>>75498379
moar cores

>>75498322
Bit of a piss-take how I was going to invest in NVidia this time last year when they were hovering around $46 per share and now they're at $145 currently

>>75498339
I've already sold my AMD stock on the last high to help pay for my trip here
bought a couple thousand worth back when it was practically nothing so it set me up well

>>75498377
use bitcoins to buy drugs off silk road then sell them on for hard cash

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>#LondonHistoryDay is trending

>it's full of browns/blacks talking about muh grime music and muh chicken and rice, muh whites have no culture

how do you even buy stocks? so confusing

>>75498380
If you had been on /int/ for more than a year you would know that didn't used to be the case. Flags and generals were a mistake

Gas
The
Jews

>>75498315
Sounds like every other mobile game of its ilk.

>>75498433
I invented /int/ newfag, dont even talk to me, you dont have the status

>>75498430
>grime

literally just american music done with a "london" accent, they even use american slang like nigga, fed and ghetto

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My rights to post anime are protected.

I will post anime where I want, when I want. Persecute me at your own peril

#animepostsmatter

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/869908350019829760
Hmm

>>75498430
twitter adjusts what you see to your own interests

I see old pubs and pictures of markets

>>75498431
download one of those stock training programs to learn
then open a trading account with your bank when you're ready
best to find something without major fees if you're starting out
my bank doesn't charge fees so long as i make regular trades, which I do automatically though the drip programs I have set up

>>75498430
you don't understand the kind of demographic that browses that shithole

>>75498430
nice tim image

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woah

>>75498445
Bit intolerant Mate?

>>75498488
based may

>>75498488
She looks and sounds very weak. Got a bit of a cold sweat too

>>75498537
if the keions will it, it shall be done

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Diarrhea

>>75498535
*timage

>>75498431
Think sports direct have some slazenger ones next to the checkout. 3 packs for £10 I think nothing special but do the job x

Feel like I'm on a week long comedown but I haven't even done any drugs

Wtf is wrong with me

>>75498488
>muh brexit

but the prime minister doesn't handle that

Hate Welsh, hate Scots, Hate Irish, love Aussies

Simple as.

>>75498039
did he insult your hero or something?

>>75498464
Yeah but I think if I advertise it in particular places where there are loads of kids then I can make top bank

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WAILING

>>75498569
I almost posted that but wasn't sure if you'd understand me D:

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oh sorry anon, I'm shit the bed again

>>75498431
You have to set up an account with the company at some investment bank where you put money in. Something like that, lot of people just get a broker to help them through the process. You could also go for a mutual fund if you are really uncertain of how the market plays out and also dont have a whole lot.

>>75498512
What bank do you use and what do you mean by 'drip programs'?

>>75498622
The famous bio-oil, never seen it before

Was really considering voting Corbyn until I realised he wants to scrap trident. Dont think I will vote now.

>>75498637
newcunt

>>75498563
I'd imagine it's quite stressful running for prime minister lol

>>75498640
he won't scrap trident

>>75498649
american

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Wew lads

>>75498309
problem is my friend for 1 bitcoin to be worth $100,000 that means that someone has to be willing to pay that much money to buy you out.

>>75498488
holy spaghetti batman.

listen lads, I may not be a UK national and I will be probably leaving the island in 3-4 years for, but please for your own sake do not let this incompetent woman be your PM for the next 5 years

whats aishas twitter name?

>>75498625
TD bank

for the drip I invest in a company that pays dividends, then set them to be constantly re-invested back into the company so my stock grows slowly
years ago I put maybe 2000 into Trans-Canada pipe for example and its grown to be about 10 000 now, I have others as well but that's the oldest one

they delayed crossrail, lads

wanna go to a festival but no friends

>>75498607
good concept mediocre execution

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I hate how leftists have pushed the whole meme of "true" love. Society would be 100% better for me if the government assigned me a gf.

>>75498640
Not going to happen
Thornberry has her head screwed on

>>75498685
oh the poor british monarchy
but she had a brown friend
so nice
what a lovely story
colonization is so great

when is #GrimsbyHistoryDay

>>75498708
shut the fuck up you redditor sap

>>75498735
vote Labour and get a state assigned commie gf like me

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>I hate how leftists have pushed the whole meme of "true" love. Society would be 100% better for me if the government assigned me a gf.

>>75498708
leftypol

>>75498377
Sell the bitcoins on exchanges such as Kraken, stamp, and gdax over a few days?

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howling and screeching

NEED a state assigned wife

Love pints

>>75498622
fucking hell, I remember when I made up ages ago that Tim lathered himself in Bio Oil because he mentioned it off hand in a video years ago

never thought it was actually true

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>oh the poor british monarchy
>but she had a brown friend
>so nice
>what a lovely story
>colonization is so great

>>75498761
do you understand their chickenscratch? vietnamese sounds awful

hungre

>>75498779
think the average salary for a passenger on that line is something like £70k

mental that billionaires get their own line

>>75498714
cattocomunista_

>roarkes are full of hate
>lefties are full of love
What are rad-cens filled with?

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PINTS

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>>75498837
pity

>>75498778
I don't know much about cryptocurrency honestly
I just always wondered how people get their money out
I don't consider selling drugs efficient as the other anon mentioned

>>75498767
i literally hate the gommies but May is simply extremely unsuitable and unqualified to lead this nation for the next 5 years and negotiate a decent deal from the EU

>>75498609
never dumb down for the benefit of your audience lad

>>75498735
the true love meme is so done
movies set in the past always have "forbidden love" that overcomes racial, religious or class prejudices
yet in real life the divorce rate and rate of single people has only increased with the adoption leftist policies

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>>75498788
Did you just think he was a very sweaty man?

>>75498846
love pints

>>75498846
sounds like a blast, hope he enjoys it :)

>>75498837
cum

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love looking through my old sharex folders to find old screenshots of tim

>>75498834
>>75498779
No lie lads, i've lived in London for about 5 years at this point and i've never been on this line. I obviously knew it's called waterloo & city but I genuinenly didn't know it litterally only has 2 stops on it, I assumed it would have some others between bank and waterloo LOL.

>>75498855
Yes me too, I also hate commies but I think Jeremy Corbyn would make a great Prime Minister and will be voting Labour on Thursday, 8 June

#VoteLabour #JC4PM #MayOut

>>75498813
eh a tiny bit
not much when they talk
easier to read a little
it sounds like Cantonese to me but I have a hard time pronouncing anything

the Saxon tongue, gifted by God himself, was never meant to contort in such unholy ways

>>75498899
hot

>>75498834
>70k in london
>billionaire

HOWLING, after taxes its barely enough for 1 person to live lfe to a decent standard

Has anybody here made a joke yet about Ariana Grande and how her career has blown up in much the same fashion as occured in Manchester

>>75498922
glass houses mate

>>75498912
lmao

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chatting on discord to some people

girl just said I sound sexy

Based Corbs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slBGDqCjE5M

>>75498855
Censoring the internet sounds pretty gommie to me

>waah waah may is not fit to lead britain
your last pm fucked a pig in the mouth.

>>75498947
Link?

>>75498943
point out at which point I said aus was any better

>>75498947
She's gonna be broke when she actually sees you Lmao

>>75498957
Corbyn's grown on me Tbh

>>75498947
doesn't help that ugly mug of yours though does it you anime nonce

>>75498922
your cities are 3x more expensive

>>75498991
that isn't really an argument

>>75499001
>Thai flag

hmmm what's going on here

i think that corbyn and labour MPs are still at war with each other but are pretending to have resolved their differences so that they get more seats. might sound crazy but its just my opinion

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>the president of ireland is a literal leprechaun


screaming and howling

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Rare Shopper Bear appearance

shoulder hurting again
reckon the voodoo my landlady did on me didn't work that well
need to book a proper massage, maybe tomorrow if I can find a nice place
massages here are so nice, i imagine I can get addicted pretty easy

>>75499019
british politics is a fools game lad
you're voting for one of two controlled parties, who wins doesn't really matter. It'll be business as usual either way

>>75499034
no dude corbyn is a based socialist dude he's going to fix everything

would love to earn 70k

you could go to those expensive shops like waitrose. wew

Thinking about running for government on the promise i will get the government to assign everybody a partner.
I will make divorce non-optional in these cases but give you a 3 month period to decide if you actually like them (also allow people not to racemix as i don't think i could campaign with the promise it will assign partners of the same race).
Participation will be mandatory for all non-criminal citizens without a current partner.

Thoughts?

>>75499066
aha
no
I'm voting for the lib dems

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>playing Friday the 13th game
>Some guy in the lobby called Ahmed
>Lead Jason to him, cripple him with my weapon and run off

>>75499052
looks like one of the Harry Potter goblins

labour will give me more bennies simple as

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>>75499005
>>75499002
don't bully my friend

Great chill music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dEr_J3TP10

>>75499052
looks like his face has collapsed in on itself

>>75499001
>2 different flags
knew you fucking lived above a tesco you nonce wanker

>>75499084
colour me surprised
mr worryface is how I picture every radical centrist

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>aha
>no
>I'm voting for the lib dems

If anyone can fix brexit, it's based corbs!

Vote for based Corbs on the 8th of June!

>>75499075
thing is it's not just about being a high earner. Let's say you're on 70k which is by anyone's imagination a good wage. You're looking at buying in London, you want a non rundown 2 bedroom flat in zone 2/3 and suddenly you're looking at £550k which is out of reach in for your high salary, only way you're going to get that is if you have a partner who you can go halves with, or a family to give you a large deposit.

While also in this zone 2/3 is someone who bought in London 25 years ago and is now living in London mortgage free or almost mortgage free on their £30k a year salary.

The first person might be earning more money but unless they continue to significantly increase their salary or they choose to move into less and less desirable areas they are still in a lot worse position than the second person.

bakerloo and old Victoria trains are super comfy

>>75499052
>leafs cant tell the difference between pm and president
how are you any different from yanks exactly?

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>aha
>no
>I'm voting for the lib dems

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>>75499052

>>75499139
>mr worryface
glad to see my moniker for good ol Worryface himself is catching on

https://twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/869866949525741568


>Migrants caught stealing flowers & soft toys from memorial to victims of Manchester bombing.

>>75499057
Looks like Hotep Bear

>>75499181
when was i talking about the PM of anywhere?

i know full well about the difference

if you aren't in a group chat called "the lads" then you don't belong in /brit/

>>75499203
having a memorial to victims of jihad is islamophobic anyway

>>75499203
yeah but think of all the migrants that didn't nick flowers

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Ukrainian refugees welcome

Is there an actual reason to vote for the Tories this election.

They had it in the bag a month ago and ever since they've acted like t hey want to lose it

>>75499217
>group chat
FONT

>>75499217
>not naming the group chat after some hilarious in-joke
nice friends loser

>>75498991
>Cameron is bad therefore May is good
You must be one of those Irish intellectuals I've heard so much about

>>75499217
this >>75499275 tbqh

>>75499263
hard brexit
they aren't literal socialists

>>75498126
>that one time
I guess you were born after 2001 then?

>>75499263
bring back fox hunting

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>>75499254
Calm down bartek I think you have some work to do

hate tories, hate labour, hate ukip, hate the greens, hate the lib dems, hate snp, love pints and plaid cymru, simple as

>>75499291
>muh brexit
labour are going to get the exact same brexit as the tories
>muh socialism
eff oh why

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need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

>>75499291
>hard brexit

mug, literally have no idea how much damage that would do to the country

the single market is a necessary evil and you don't get decent access to it without accepting the 4 freedoms

>>75499217
My group whatsapp chat is called something different though but it is me and the lads. Got changed to a catchphrase my mate picked up after a crazy night out in Lancaster.

>>75499203
It's been 9 days, get over it lmao

>>75499299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD4juKxCgMU

>>75499291
>Implying Labour will enact full on socialism

Not only this but it's not as if the Tories will have less pakis coming in, they never follow their own immigration quotas, and we also have the fact that May is a retard who wants to fucking control the internet and cut police and military even more

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>>75499306

>>75499312
howling. corbyn has made it clear he wants a soft brexit you paki shit

>>75499275
It is but "the lads" gets my point across easier

>>75499254
she probably doesnt have a pot to piss in
meanwhile girls here have so many nice clothes, all the expensive make up, get their hair done by professionals, use this and that face cream yet they still look like ugly gremlins compared to her

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>>75499314

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Tempted to take my top off lads

>>75499263
there is absolutely no reason to vote conservative in this election unless your sole aim is keeping your income tax at the higher brackets down (which is irrelevent as people in those income brackets are already excerising a wide variety of tax evasion schemes).

Regrettably there is little more reason to vote labour, while their ideas are certainly better on paper they once again have been unable to competently cost it and, to be perfectly frank, a lot of their more conservative goals on their manifesto (such as nationalising water supply) are going to be incredibly difficult to competently and fiancially impliment. There is also the added liability of the history of corbyn and the history (and repeated actions) or mcdonnell.

Lib dems probably have the most competent and achieveable manifesto although they won't be getting many votes and similarly a lot of their party members are hopeless.

>>75499393
Lad she's caked in makeup what are you talking about

>>75499384
what he wants is not what he'll get

the EU won't allow a brexit that benefits us in any way

you dumb cunt

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>dad is criticising islam again
Reeeeee! have more respect for your only sons religion!

>>75499399
grim

>>75499410
probably cheap shit

>>75499306
she is butiful

cracked open a bear for myself

>>75499415
I'll say the same for anything may wants then

>>75499263
>supports the failed war on drugs
>supports punishment over rehabilitation of criminals
>supports increased surveillance of innocent civilians
yeah, sounds like a great choice m8

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>>dad is criticising islam again
>Reeeeee! have more respect for your only sons religion!

>>75499399

Posting in my boxies desu ahah

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>>75499400
Poor Tim

I'm abstaining from voting because I live in a Labour safe seat anyway.

Hate politics

all short haired girls that are qt are qt despite the hair not because of it

they would all look better with longer hair, fact

do you lads talk about politics and anime in your group chat?

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>>supports the failed war on drugs
>>supports punishment over rehabilitation of criminals
>>supports increased surveillance of innocent civilians
>yeah, sounds like a great choice m8

>>75499263
They do want to lose it. Labour will stop BREXIT which will be an even bigger disaster than actual BREXIT even if it goes as bad as possible and then the Tories get to blame Labour and take over a still in the EU government down the line. If they win they have to do an actual BREXIT which they don't want and might go badly which would secure a Labour government who could blame them for everything.

>>75499503
>Labour will stop BREXIT
no they won't

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lucky for me I know an ancient Scottish secret to curing any pain

>>75499484
>considers anime a subject to talk about with real people ever
>doesn't know how a group chat is
figures

>>75499484
I dont because I'm afraid I'll go full redpill one day
my friends post the typical crap making fun of sjws

>>75499516
That was a rapid response the discord must be on point today leftypol

>>75499400
t. homophobe

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https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6ee826/two_men_steal_flowers_from_manchester_bombing/?st=j3d2myqh&sh=0fef01e9

>>75499541
ah, sorry you've mistaken me for someone else
try again you dumb cunt